Tfw you’ve solved English football

>Fucking Tottenham .. what the fuck

thank god i didn't watch that shit

He realized he's going to get sacked next season because City won't win the domestic quadruple two seasons in a row.

who would have thought that this is possible

>4 english teams in european finals
>the best one isn't there

>FUCKING LLORENTE

Man City's draw in the FA Cup
>Rotherham
>Burnley
>Newport County
>Swansea
>Brighton
>Watford
0 (zero) teams from the top half of the PL

Man City's draw in the League Cup
>Oxford United
>Fulham
>Leicester
>Burton Albion (in the fucking semi)
>Chelsea

Man City's draw in the Champions League
>Lyon
>Hoffenheim
>Shakhtar
>Schalke
>Spurs

Is something dodgy going on or did they just get the easiest draws perhaps in the history of all 3 of these competitions by chance?

they got smoked by the San Antonio Spurs it wasnt easy they lost

maybe if Liverpool hadn't deliberately thrown the FA Cup at the first opportunity the draw would have been different

he looks so bored in his post match interview..

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they used all their luck this season and still couldn't achieve anything meaningful. When Real got this sort of draw luck they won, when Liverpool did (last season) they got to the final. They're going to have difficult draws for the next 10 years and won't win the CL.

Bullying Watford isn't cool Pep.

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Yeah, if they can't win the CL with this budget and a draw like that they never will.

Yes it is, fuck Watford

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>and when pep saw the breadth of his domain, he wept... for there were no more worlds to conquer

He knows they fucked up massively in the CL.

>Liverpool throw the FA cup to concentrate on other competitions
>still lose the title to City
>still gonna find a way to slip to fucking Tottenham in CL
>mfw

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Wolves would have put up a better fight. Watford fucking lost against West Ham ffs

Fucking hell.

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FUCK TROY DEENEY

Wow how did he solve it

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he should go back to barça

This

And they still needed refball

too late

he's realizing how joyless and soulless football can be

he knows this was his chance to win the CL, next year they'll fix the draw and give them an impossible run, year after banned

tfw you’ve bought English football

>tfw you realise you’re the villain

>stop scoring you fuckiing morons, each additional goal devalues this whole thing

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Alexander was a fraud HE NEVER DID IT IN EUROPE

Kek

the lance armstrong of football

The man who has everything but also nothing.

>tfw solved by English football in Europe

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Caesar wept, for there were no worlds left to conquer.

>0 (zero) teams from the top half of the PL
Good thing they beat all those teams in the league then

kek OH NO NO NO NO

pep is a league babby

Macedon is in Europe, so, yes he did.

>Caesar
Wrong general and it was never said anyway. It got changed because actual historic accounts state Alexander went mental because he HADN'T conquered the world and cried when some two-bit philosopher explained ancient x-theory to him.

>still cant win the champions league without messi

He looks so miserable at City. In Munich he looked so full of life. What happened, bros?

he moved to manchester

>was never said anyway
I only know about that line because of darts.

If a depressed loser from Yea Forums who plays Football Manager had access to the amount of money he did/does to form a dominant team they could also accomplish the same thing. I can't believe it's 2019 and people think managers have major impact on games.

English Weather

He seems to be missing out on something

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realistically speaking the top /trb/ managers could out coach all but the very elite in world footblall

Bald fraud.

those forehead wrinkles