Why aren't there more teams with snake mascots? There's only a few I can think of like the Diamondbacks.
Meanwhile there's like a billion lions, tigers, and bulldogs.
Why aren't there more teams with snake mascots? There's only a few I can think of like the Diamondbacks
Logan Morgan
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Nathaniel Smith
Snek ssssssssss
Nathaniel Rogers
snakes, together with foot fags, furries, trannies and niggers shall dangle from the elm tree
Angel Lee
Landon Gonzalez
How do you dress up like a snake?
Luis Thomas
snakes are still being related to the loss of eden
Gavin Wilson
Or spiders or bacterium
Isaiah Foster
why did they give a toilet to a snake after it bit her? makes no sense
Brody Butler
My city is literally named after a snake, so is the local team. They're kinda shit unfortunately.
Carter Sanchez
For me, it's the Wildcats.
Juan Lewis
Cus snakes are creepy af.
Well, I can appreciate their weird beauty. But by and large people don't like 'em, and we probably have evolution to thank for that.
Juan Wood
Logan Cruz
niggers were a mistake
Angel Anderson
Cascavel?
Isaac Gomez
ye
Dylan Ross
Rattlers also
Few states have both snakes and big4 teams, and snakes usually have a negative connotation so you don't necessarily want to be associated with them
Oliver Cooper
>gomes starting second half
Why
Owen Campbell
Still better than Jezebel
Dominic Rogers
Likuiddddddd
Michael Kelly
snakes are ignoble creatures. they represent your enemies, not something you want to be.
Daniel Butler
Probably because they are the most feared animal. It would do more harm than good
John Foster
this has been one of my biggest fears.
Jordan Sullivan
>australia
Nathaniel Bailey
SNAKES
Easton Hughes
It's just not a very heroic animal. The only time it's worked as a mascot is the Gadsden flag and I guess the Cobra Kai karate dojo.
Nathan Moore
Most teams want an animal that you associate with stuff like strength or bravery. Snakes are either seen as sneaky or just straight up evil
Jason Rodriguez
>strength or bravery
then why aren't there more human mascots? Humans mog every animal in both, especially when we have weapons. Most animals are pussies.
Caleb Davis
Is that article written in nigger speak?
Isaac Baker
BBC pidgin is a whole website like that
Nicholas Lewis
while we're on the subject, why are the diamondbacks spanish jerseys LOS DBACKS?
there are so many way fucking cooler ACTUAL spanish words
Juan Rivera
sneks are baddies
Wyatt Evans
snakes will straight-up strangle animals around their size who have sharp teeth and claws, they're based
William Ortiz
how are they worse than any other predator?
Gavin Smith
why arent there any teams named after hyenas? they can scare lions away from their kill and have jaws strong enough to crush bone.
James Lopez
Nice logo
Dominic Perry
why'd you think?
Adam Young
Why is it gay?
Charles Rivera
Any other unique animal mascots? Pelicans, Raptors, Gators, Buffaloes are the ones I can think of
Brody Collins
ibis
Austin Stewart
The only good snakes are cobras but even they are evil
Anacondas kind of based but associated with something slow and fat
Not that many interesting badass atributes
Luis Allen
You're thinking of Geese.
William Walker
>Not that many interesting badass atributes
You can't trip a snake.
Bentley Nguyen
Lions and tigers are symbols of strength, pride, nobility, and tenacity
Snakes are symbols of evil, deceit, mischief, and Satan.
Benjamin Lee
>Steelers
>Packers
>49ers
>Vikings
There ya go