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>Streams: >>actually thinking I'll spoonfeed you
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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 112 V. Bottas 105 M. Verstappen 66 S. Vettel 64 C. Leclerc 57
>WCC Standings Mercedes 218 Ferrari 121 Red Bull 83 McLaren 22 Racing Point 17
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 161 (163 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 86
>Hund status: Ve are not good, it's ze others who are insbesondere bad
>News: Chadders doesn't wins this time out Hockenheim: "If Mick gets to F1 we want to stay on the calendar" Brazil's government wants Petrobas to ditch McLel Pirelli puzzled by teams complaints on tyres working range Alonso slow at Indy
Dont think kubica could physically drive an IndyCar, no power steering
Wyatt Richardson
>Indy is too dangerous >Races Baja 1000 where some cunt might bury a landmine
Jenson pls.
Kevin Sullivan
Max Chilton couldn't drive an F1 car but he gave it a go
Jose Flores
>can't into 3xWDC >can't win with McLaren Honda >can't kys himself He'll never be Senna but he tries so hard.
Justin Johnson
>Desert queen just keeps getting bullied in F4
Jordan Ortiz
kek
William Walker
Should I buy the anniversary edition or the legends edition? I'm buying a digital version so the cover doesn't matter. I'm leaning towards anniversary edition because I don't give a fuck about Senna/Prost.
What do you get with the anniversary edition? I'd prob just get the base game because the retro cars are so dead to use unless they decide to real full grid retro seasons
>Now He is fast, aggressive and barely does not make silly mistakes, plays 86D with both Raree cars and makes it. >Nippon power and Honda's engine sounds rad as fuck. Tell me one reason not to support AMD AMX this season to challenge Merc cars on RB's made of circuits.
There's no standard edition on PS Store, it's either anniversary or legends edition or nothing
>2 cars >2 drivers >no new tracks >8 shit challenges like "overtake 10 Lotus cars from the 70s and then overtake AI Prost/Senna that drives exactly like the AI for the Lotus cars"
Biz Idea: At Hungary split the constructors championship in half and everyone in the bottom half gets one hour to drive their counter part in the top halfs car and get any data they want.
Worst team gets Best teams car etc
Robert Brown
This Bring back the autist
David Russell
Can you really come back if you give yourself the kind of send off Ron did?
Busy idea: Ron and Frank form their own autismo team with no yanks or moronic daughters allowed
Brody Roberts
Bis id: Make Bernie own a fucking f1 team
Daniel Thomas
>Busy idea: Ron and Frank form their own autismo team with no yanks or moronic daughters allowed
This is just his response. Where's the original bashing?
Hudson Young
I don't really see how he's in the wrong in /f1/ eyes
Hudson Nguyen
For me its being soft on the ear
Caleb Gomez
kub dies
Matthew Miller
>People spent money on his comment What's the point of doing that?
Kevin Phillips
the comments are there m8. read more of the thread. you die tomorrow, faggot.
Hudson Morris
Worked out how to make this retarded website work, sort by Old. Seems Will shat his pants after a couple of comments anyway
Jeremiah Taylor
>According to Canadian newspaper Le Journal de Montreal, test driver Latifi is being lined up as a possible replacement. >While Kubica has struggled this year, Latifi has shone in Formula 2 taking three wins on his way to the lead in the championship. >The report adds that “Kubica reportedly had a clause in his contract stating that he could be replaced during the season.”
So this is how Romain finally gets sacked? I like it
Not even many cuties
Henry Ortiz
not yet, but Zakkk has been hinting at it from time to time roadandtrack.com/motorsports/a19055879/mclaren-senna-le-mans-gte-rumor/
Christian Ortiz
What could possibly go wrong?
Owen Collins
I want Ron Dennis back.
Adrian Gonzalez
how deep does this go
Benjamin Williams
Lmao seething wh*teoidbikes
Logan Ross
Pls let another team get Whyte Bikes as a sponsor.
That would be fucking hilarious.
Jackson Richardson
I bet hes having an amazing time, probably has a super organised shed and his house has a fully functional on time train set running 24/7
Christopher Cook
95% chance he actually spends all his time building and unbuilding an MP4/4 over and over again. Just by memory without looking at any schematics
Isaac Reyes
He got planning permission to build a massive underground garage for his McLarens.
Pissed off his neighbour.
Austin Jones
Imagine how pristine it will be
Jeremiah Turner
How do you think he organizes them? Color shade? Year of production?
Carter Brooks
autism box in every corner
Michael Edwards
>He hates exposed wires and cables. Screw-heads at McLaren's Technology Centre in Woking must be vertical, not horizontal, so they don't attract dust. Every room at the MTC – as at his £25m home in Virginia Water – is set at 21C. Not 22, or 20, but 21C, because that is what he considers to be the optimum temperature
>Cleaners work at the MTC all day, not just in the early morning. And there is a man there, Phil the Light, whose solitary job is to wander around checking that there are no dud bulbs; Ron can't stand a bulb that doesn't work
>When it comes to footwear, he wears only tasselled loafers from America, because he considers that to be the best shoe, and he buys them in bulk each year. And when he had expensive gravel laid in his drive he had it washed beforehand there was a story about a waterfountain/sprinklers but i cannot find it
Nathaniel Rivera
It has a rotating turntable to help with organisation and to best use the space.
Not even joking those are his words.
Elijah Taylor
>“I love my McLarens. I’ve got parking for seven cars down there…that’s hardly monstrous,” Dennis told the Mail. >He added: “It’s a subterranean facility for my daily cars and two or three of my sports cars.” >On the size of the undergound garage, he said: “It is no bigger than other subterranean areas on the estate. The turntable is just to permit a more efficient use of space.” >“Crickey…I am a pretty wealthy guy. I used to be a significant shareholder in McLaren. So why wouldn't I have some exotic cars?”
I do love Ron Speak.
Andrew Adams
>buys his shoes in bulk every year
Thats amazing.
>ywn go through Ron's power rankings of shoes and other clothing items with him
Jace Kelly
Based
Jace Moore
>has multiple 'subterranean areas'
CRIKEY
Isaiah Wilson
found it. >It was about the new house he and then-wife Lisa had bought, in which fountains had been installed in the rose gardens. When these were first turned on, Dennis said, he was horrified to see that they came on row by row, instead of all at the same time
>This wouldn't do, he told the garden designer. They had to come on all at once. "But Mr Dennis," responded the designer, "it will cost thousands to start again, install all the necessary pumps and so on." Dennis said he didn't care. It had to be done. He couldn't look at it the way it was
Luis Cook
>He already has an underground swimming pool, cinema, bar, relaxation room, gym, sauna, massage area and a cellar for his vintage wines. >Along with the car park, he will extend the basement to include an art gallery and workshop.
I have to find the planing application for this
Levi Morgan
Fucking amazing specimen of a man. Can we make him discover /f1/ somehow?
Justin Lewis
Alonso is almost kill
Parker Bailey
I mean, why does he keep the upground areas at all?
William Rogers
He would buy Yea Forums just so he could make slight changes to the visual layout.
Hunter Edwards
Bracing for news of a street in Morecambe collapsing as Waglad attempts to expand the Wagcastle inspired by all this subterranean godliness
Jaxon Harris
Because he has a nice mansion.
I know full well which of the walls in the cellar can be taken out to expand without causing collapse.
It's where I plan to hide the bodies.
....Wait
Camden Hill
jesus christ. that guy is actually a fucking detractor
Asher King
Checked and capped, this is going to be the basis of my book on the Lancaster Lurker
Josiah Bell
>Checking the planning permission documents >The coatroom has it's own dedicated toilet
>excuse yourself to the bathroom >grab attractive female guests coat on the way through >sniff it while furiously wanking >leave her with a soggy pocket
Ron is a devious cunt
James Gomez
i'm surprised ron didn't have the document redone as it uses different fonts and some of the words lack capital letters and are offcentre.
Zachary Ward
Not surprised, this is a man who has his gravel driveway washed
alonso will still make the race tomorrow...probably...
Andrew Roberts
just caught up on FE it's unironically better than this season's F1 attack mode is good, fan boost is stupid but it hardly does anything anyway they just need some actual tracks, not sure why they haven't tried that
Jeremiah Ramirez
because they are slow as fuck and would look unimpressive and stupid
Isn't the one you talk to when you crash out female only? Also Davide is like Herbert/Hill/whoever they put in in the post race segments
Wyatt Martinez
remember that FE had female drivers in the first season but somehow they didn't stay in there
Zachary Peterson
The cars aren't female
Adam Harris
Lads what's the deal with TITiana Calderon
Ryder Gonzalez
>2/3 of them are responsible for SWL
Oliver Hernandez
Yeah, Simona De Silvestro got fucked over by her team pretty hard, especially when the car was a pile of shit and they blamed her for being slow.
Then she said "Fuck this, I'm going to race touring cars in Australia because at least I'll get paid".
She's better than an average field-filler or walking punchline like Nick De Vries, but IMO not good enough to land an F1 ride.
Leo Edwards
bruh she sucks ass in straya too
Michael Bell
Nyck won in Spain m8, he`s getting a F1 ride soon
Julian Jenkins
Kek de Vries will win F2 and end up like Jolyon Palmer
Carson Carter
She's stuck on a team that doesn't want her and is driving the worse car on the grid. She was decent in Indycar IMO.
Not without $$$ he's not. Besides, who would hire him?
THIS.
Joseph Butler
McLaren will watch Tooned again, realise their mistake and ditch Sainz
Mason Campbell
Physically impossible, FE cars are so wide you'd need a Parque La Predera tier track to manage to get past. Basically it would lead to a massive Trulli train
Noah Cook
Like most Colombians she is just a pay driver.
Loads of money, not much talent.
Luke Bennett
>average field-filler or walking punchline like Nick De Vries >Not Gelael >Not 7rooms >Not mandatory Japanese entry DeVries is just a choker but he's better than those. Calderon is Pooini or Roy Vey tier
Matthew Ortiz
come on lad. calderon has been shit in f2. ahead of raghunathan but that's not hard.
Joshua Cox
On one lap it would be closer than you think.
W Series cars have 270hp while an FE car produce about 335hp in quali. mEme cars don't have slicks or as much downforce though.
Hes SHIT. Hes trash in F1. He was garbage drivng the second best car on the grid. He was garbage and got left to rot in Alfa Romeo where hes the worst on the grid.
He was garbage in NASCAR TRUCKS. Thats C tier fucking drivers.
He's a shitter. ALwayhs has been. A jobber. TRASH. Can't race ovals, Cant race road course, cant race street, cant race rally .
Hes just GIMMI the meme. FUck you retards who either dont understand race craft or have some kind of blinders on for the faggot.
Kimi is literally a generational talent he'd be a 3 x wdc if not for Mclel reliability you american spastic
Joseph Green
nah hes a bit shit really
Samuel Lee
come on you waterhead, only people who can drive nascar spend most of their days playing theme from deliverance the banjo waiting to fuck some toothless fat guy it's not a character or skill reference son
>Turn 3 effectively, will get a bigger run-off area >Turn 4...will have a wider inside, to make the corner more fluid, so it won't be a stop-start corner >The same...with the S-chicane...[t]hat will also become more fluid by putting more tarmac on the inside >And then the [final corner]...will be a little bit more like Indianapolis, because it will be banked. >It will be banked in such a way that you can go flat out with DRS open...[i]t will be 17 degrees >the corner will have the same character as the last corner in Brazil. >The other big change...will be the pit entry...[s]o we will have pitstops of maximum elapsed time 14 seconds. If we do that we hope that we can create three-pitstop strategies.
What does /f1/ think? 17 degrees is steep as fuck especially since that corner is downhill-levelling out, so it will be a lot of force transmitted through the tires. I hope Pirelli fuck it up, personally, and can't deliver on the sidewall strength, at least with the new F2 wheels if not with the F1 tires.
Andrew Bailey
nobody likes the dutch anyway why does f1 need a race there???
Benjamin Adams
see
Caleb Foster
MUH VERSTAPPEN
Thomas Young
Jarno is good. I believe in Jarno.
Still think he has bitten off more than he can chew here.
James Wilson
>The changes made at Monza was for bikes since it's very much safer for someone to slide across tarmac instead of hitting gravel and tumbling.
One day someone will stop this myth
Michael Carter
never been there in my life. Just watched Kimi at Monza last year and knew this retard has been in F1 for 12 years and still cant manage a set of tires.
If its toothless fat rednecks why can't THE BEST 3x WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPION beat the C squad at turn left?
Fucking hilarious watching you idiots bend over backwards to try to defend this shitter.
Just yhou just have to accept F1 isn't set up to put the best drivers in seats anymore. Its set up to put the richest drivers in seats and low risk drivers in seats. Kimi was a jobber for the actual good driver. Thats his career. The end. He was a low risk jobber who chocked when ever he had a chance to win.
Pathetic even that he was in the best car on the grid for so long and failed fucking that hard.
Hes already irrelevant this year just wait til hes fired for good. No body will remember him at all. becuase hes mediocore.
Eli Mitchell
cuz i don't give a fuck about raikkonen stating that you're a bad driver just cause he can't drive some shit box made of pig iron by inbreds in north carlina around an oval marginally faster than some hicks called trevor mcrgrahill III and billy bob burkette is not an argument if you're gonna try baiting, at least put more effort in.
Justin Allen
Gimi
Ian James
The only non Carbabby drivers that are WDCs right now are Raikkonen and Hamilton. You can keep spouting abouth muh ovals but the only relevant American I recall in recent memory is scott speed who got replaced by a torpedo
Tyler Gomez
Scott Speed is based in iRacing tho. Though Lando is breddy good too
Anthony Flores
>reddit spacing go back to r/ovals if that's a thing verstappendrones turn up like moths to flame at Belgium, Austria and fuck knows where, obviously Liberty was coaxed into thinking 'hurr durr many fans = lots of money' despite the fact there's an attendance limit of 90.000 and infrastructure will mean the 2nd year attendance drop off will be about 75% I hope they go with the banking and decide to not bother with changing the runoff for Luyendijk. youtu.be/TVfv0Mhy9Tw THAT will be fun
That's a fuckload of banking, gonna have to have the wall right on the edge of the track unless they're also banking the runoff as well. If they do that they need to make a huge fucking hill
Xavier Walker
You are offered sex with a racing driver. You have no idea who it will be and no choice in the matter, you are told it is completely random and every living racing driver is in If you say yes you wont be able to back out
Fucking lol, if he can't even handle plebbit, imagine what we'd do to him. What a sensitive little flower, he'd probably kill himself after 30 mins of Yea Forums or /pol/
Newey and Nojori stalled. Dickbum locked up, crashed and brought out the safety car Artem crashed in quali and they re-built his car. Sent him out under safety car and then he seemed to have an instant steering problem.
John Reyes
You now remember that Dickbum is racing in SuperFormula because Red Bull thought it would be EZmode super licence points compared to F2.
Tyler Green
He's right about Brundle in '94. He did cross the line.
Jace Anderson
>Nearly crash into the SC
I love SuperFormula.
Aiden Reed
At least it didn't blow up this time. That's got to count for something.
>how easy it would be for her to headbutt you in the balls
FTFY
Blake Allen
How much bongs until he gets exposed as a carbabby in a spec series?
Samuel Reyes
Reminder that there will be real racing in less than two hours at Le Mans
Leo Bell
FKino doesn't race at LeMans
Hudson Robinson
>random mid-level GT race stream on my YouTube feed meh >unlike 94.6% of GT race streams, the commentator isn't John Watson Noice, I'll give it a chance.
>Maffei: "We are finalizing the details of the cost cap and the concorde agreement" >"Teams have generally accepted our ideas and proposals, now we are working on the numbers"
Parker Peterson
Looking forward to all the creative nonsense the teams will do to get around it.
David Wright
Thanx
Adrian Clark
*falls over*
Angel Long
At least it isn't the shitshow the ACO is in.
Nicholas Perez
I hope B teams will be one way where Merc and Ferrari pretty much put all the money they can't spend on their own team and pump it into a new team to help their own development. But it will probably just be shady under the table payments and grey areas.
>the FIA turned all F3 categories in to an utter clusterfuck, to create a 30 car GP3 field, that's also an utter clusterfuck, because Liberty wanted rebrand GP3 as F3 for >muh F1 marketing
Death to Todt Long life to Bernie
Caleb Bell
>vivien_keszthelyi >I would like to thank @wseriesracing for giving me the opportunity to race in @circuitzolder but unfortunately during race when an accident happened front of me a driver couldn’t react in time behind me and she couldn’t stop her car as a result I ended up in the wall after she came into my rear. Better luck next time
>came into my rear :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Isaiah Allen
SEETHING AND LEWD
Aaron Parker
>I ended up in the wall after she came. This blowns my diffuser
I mean, yes and no They rebranded GP3 as F3, told F3 they can't use the name F3 anymore. Alongside create a new category that basically is a F3.5, make a tender to organize that, someone won it and that should have been the end of the day. But ze germans at FEM are autistic fucks and sperged when they lost the tender to >ACI In all of that EF Open just stayed where it was and that's it
Jayden Howard
Talkin', talkin', talkin', talk Baby let's just knock it off They don't know what we been through They don't know 'bout me and you So I got something new to see And you just goin' keep hatin' me And we just goin' be enemies I know you can't believe I could just leave it wrong And you can't make it right I'm goin' take off tonight Into the night
>But ze germans at FEM are autistic fucks and sperged when they lost the tender to >ACI
The problem is though, those teams have hundreds of thousands of dollars invested in cars and spares that would have been effectively worthless, just because the FIA wanted to help Liberty's marketing.
Julian Kelly
H-O-T
Justin Cooper
Podium on now, shouldn't be too much longer.
Nolan Cook
bong
Nolan Parker
about 2 bongs from now
Evan Turner
12 minute counter up now
Nicholas Baker
Is it? Motorpark and Carlin went to EF Open with the same cars Hitec and Prema went to IntF3 and probably got some money selling their cars (I remember reading that many teams already sold their cars when they learnt the championship was killed) VAR got fucked because they are autistic and decided to do FREC instead of EF Open. Nothing became worthless, some money were indeed lost because I don't think a used F3 costs as much as a new one but still.
Gavin Parker
Well he got in Free practique a P17 time so if he does not make it into next week, It would be pretty shameful.
Samuel Bell
Will Alonslow announce his retirement when he fails today?
Nolan Phillips
just a sabbatical
Gavin Williams
>Zak? This is Fernando, please let me back in; dump the goblin or the fanboy, I don't care, I want to be back
>Hola Cristian :-) How are you? Did you know I have an expert knowledge of Honda engines and a great relationship with them ;-)' How is Gasly working for you? FA xx
>Cyril? Hola, my fren. I just want to cut to the chase, my career is over and I'm feeling a little horny. Can we get something go over the phone? Can you talk a little dirty to me?
>Mattia, mio amico, I've come to notice your main driver likes being shit, if you need me around the garage just in case I already have the gear. Hope things goes well, I still remember your beautiful work with the Tipo 056 you made
Monger using power-to-weight ratio to his advantage, frankly, lads.
Ayden Powell
MWL
Jackson Morris
THREAD
Jacob Diaz
Reminder that leg cripples are the worst cripples.
Luis Lopez
>mercs: one-two one-two one-two >vetlel: how long is this march going to go on
William Wood
I don't think there was a gap there.
Also dear Baku please take note of how there's a crane stationed at every problem corner and they're not fucking around for 15 minutes before going green again.
