/hoc/

t. Fag that likes refpuck team

>his team hasn't benefited from refpuck

BASED REFS TAKING US THROUGH THREE SERIES

>trashshito slash completely ignored
>second roughing called ignored as well
>fake high stick on maroon embellishment
oh so we've gone from make up calls to make up games here. guess the rest of the game isn't even worth watching at this point.

böga threaderna

why watch the games then? fucking kys.

WHY HAVE THE REFS FORSAKEN US

hahahaha jättebra

>what is delay of game

AHHHHHH REFS SAVE US

what? do you think there isn't a sport where refs don't fuck up? back to Yea Forums

>blaming the refs for Gary's script

well Gary needs the refs to carry out his evil plan

NO NO NO NO REFS WHY DID YOU BETRAY US IT WASNT SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS

Refbaby shark doo doo doo doo

Yes. But do you actually think the refs have a choice?

based shorks giving the poos a pitty win

More like shorks cant rely on shitty refs and lost

Based refs letting them play fair and by the rules

Damn, Gary probably keeps their familys till the stan lee is over

>muh following orders

Didn't work at Nürnberg, won't work here

Yeah, it's more likely than not something like that. Gary gets what Gary wants

>won't
It already is

The refs will hang. Mark my words

Yes. The refs will hang... out with all the other cool people at Gary's post season-party

wtf

We are all just pawns in Garys grand scheme

how fucked are the sharks after this season?

Hopefully they get disbanded

>ek65 signs for 8x8
>they keep kane
grim times ahead lads

Hughes just got his first point

>you will watch kakko play for the debbies

Ok now can we talk about a manly sport like cricket?

>indian
>cricket
>manly
haha

more like cricket is a gayly sport hahaha

kek, the gay area shorks are a joke and a meme.

>want to play hockey
>oh no temperature isn't low enough to freeze your balls off
>guess we'll play it in winters if we get time
This is why this sport will never be famous.

spoken like a true brownie

Most people on the world are subhumans, hockey is only for intelligent individuals. We don't need nor want hockey to be "famous" or popular.

>muh secret club of high IQ individuals
You sound like a jew.

Cringe

You sound like a low IQ individual

just because we live above the poverty line doesn't mean we're jewish lad.

Maybe I am but you don't have any counter to this legitimate question.

>thinking that hokkei arena temperature is cold
lol indians are trash tbqh

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There isn't a question in that post retard

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two towers is shit

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>t. Uruk-hai scum

hur får jag en bonnjänta fv?

Flytta ut på landet och var den nya spännande killen i byn

How is that not a penalty? Fucking vatnik referees.

Its the best book

San Jose Sharks more like San Jose Refs

this

guys, I am afraid the butcher's wife is kinda over it

today she told me she'd try but then she also spit a "you're too young".

god, motherfucking damn it

>86

It's ok swede-bro, you were there in spirit getting pucks deep

>not appreciating kino

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Do they raise much cattle in Sweden?

this

Hockey?

GARY HELP US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Who should get the Conn Smythe from Bruins, Marchand or Rask?

Rask.
Marchand’s been good but Rask has been amazing.

How many goals has rask scored? How many goals has marchand let in?
Marchand is the clear choice

From an objective how-they-have-performed standpoint:

1st is Rask
2nd is Carlo
3rd is Marchand

Carlo has played out of his fucking mind, but he’a a non-scoring defenseman so naturally he gets ignored by the masses.

the hot goaler always gets it tbqh although marchand has been amazing

if rask doesnt win conn smythe, it is definitive proof of league wide finnophobia

finns deserved to be ridiculed and ostracized
they are worth less than normal humans

Thanks you, now it feels a little better :)

Depends on who you compare with. But sure, a fair amount

what time does Canada and Germany play

rich coming from a man without heritage

0 bongs 40 bings

What's up you retarded ethnic virgins AND my handsome muscular friend finlan

>this post
>ABSOLUTELY
>TEEMING with
>SEETHE
finland may never recover

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REAL canadians are friends with finland

Whoa guys....
The Islanders swept the Penguins
The Hurricanes swept the Islanders
The Bruins swept the Hurricanes...
Looks like Boston is getting swept in the Final!

edit: wow never had this many likes before lol!

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Not enough Norway posters

You now remember that the Teds had a 2-1 series lead on the Bruins

Whoever wins the WCF is going to be the next Stanley Cup winner

I remember that, I also remember that the >laffs had a 3-2 lead heading back to Torontostan

You should bet on that

LORD WINNINGTON

>86

erik haula wouldn’t have taken that crosschecking penalty

One is more than enough really

I WANNA LAY YOU DOWN ON A BED OF ROCKS AND CACTUSES
TONIGHT I SLEEP IN A BED WITH SCORPIONS

Is there some secret hockey today I don’t know about?

>he doesn't know about iihf

I do but no matter how much I try to care about it I just can’t. Would much rather watch wjc.

Rask ez. This is legitimately the best stretch of his career, I'll be surprised if he dips below .935 at this rate. He's square to almost every puck, no rebounds, calm as fuck

Redpill me on Carlo, it's seemed like McAvoy's been their best dman overall.

he is, dunno how one would say carlo is a conn smythe candidate when mcavoy has been their best dman easily. carlo probably 2nd or 3rd

IIHF is basically special ed compared to the NHL though

just dropped the filthiest columbus bros, wish i had my phone i would've taken a picture. absolute steaming pile

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AHL, ECHL, IIHF

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twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/1129755441196621829?s=20

THE MIGHTY DUCKS OF AMERICA
A SOURCE OF PRIDE AND EMERITUS

i get up at 5am M-F for work and cant sleep in past 9am anymore, lads

my schedule is fucked up, I work allnighters and early mornings

Sharks going to be REFPUCKED out of the playoffs now because some bootyblasted sweeties on twatter kept throwing tantrums about calls they didn’t like. nice “league” you have there buttman

used to be me actually too; Would work evenings into the early morning and wouldnt get to bed till at least 2am, fuck working at hotels.

>HELP ME!! I NEED AN APPLETINI!!!
what did he mean by this?

God shut the FUCK UP

>In 2017 St. Louis had more players drafted into the NHL in the first round than the entire country of Canada.
Imagine being so retarded and angry you actually believe this.

I recognise Selänne of course, Pulju, Aho, Laine, I assume the Panthers shirt is Barkov, now one of the Predators (the one next to Pulju) must be Saaros, is the Canadien Juolevi?

Canadien is Kotkaniemi

you don't understand; sometimes I get the morning shift. Within the week, I can get the allnighter. And sometimes, I can get the shift which comes after the one that replaces me. SO I could be working the morning shift and the allnighter in the same 24-hour period.

oh right, you were mentioning him, thanks.

Bo på landet och gå med i den lokala kyrkan

>giving grease attention

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super excited for tonights playoff matchup! Thank you gary for providing us with endless hockey throughout these playoffs!

what kind of lazy fuck sleeps in til 9?

REEEFS
HEEEEEEELP

“no”
t. God

t. blues

it’s a tripnigger too nonetheless

WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT ME

because you’re being silly

Killer hangover. Thought I was puking blood. Turned out I crushed half a bag of red candy last night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH REFS HELP US

DO IT FOR JUMBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We could be watching hockey today if it weren’t for carolina. We should direct our scorn at them and those who choose to support them.

Good morning, any hot hockey takes today lads?

...

i would say that is a lukewarm take, not too hot imho

>if there are none, click skip

reminder

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not sure if i should engage with tripfags

>talk to me
No. You fat fucking retard loser spic subhuman

>he says talking to him even when he's not here
So this is the power of bracket

>someone mentions wild
>nobody is talking about them

I don't talk to anybody. I just say shit and people listen

Hows the lake looking today, Sam?

>and call you retarded

The only good kind of tripfag is a dead one

I thoughts leafs were shit at everything but I started watching trailer park boys and it's great

Thought it was american at first tho

i remember watching a behind the scenes thing about TPB with the writers/directors that said pretty much the show would never work in the states because too many people wouldnt realize it was fake

Wow based filmmaker city folk so smart wow

imagine drafting nolan patrick lol

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Kek based
Do what you want friend.
General statements are always wrong

Randy's still among us here, isn't he? At least sam drank himself into a coma with Listerine when the jest got bounced and stayed away for a while

Randy is that one leafs imaginary friend. He doesnt actually exist.

Do a morning skate lad, starts your day off right

Shit draft in all honesty my family members, only 4 or so elite players

wow, thanks for giving confidence to my assertions

Patrick Roy next Sens head coach

Agreed on Carlo, dude is a fucken beast. I think we are seeing how much of a loss he was not being out there the last two playoff years for >us

why tho? he didnt do that great with the remparts this year

based mexibro

das di jowk

youtube.com/watch?v=YbdMijiPad4

>leaveittsburg

I sympathise with the cousin

>In 2017 St. Louis had more players drafted into the NHL in the first round than the entire country of Canada.
What did the angry /pol/ queer mean by this?

>in their head rent free win/lose
Contrived

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Reminder:
The Las Vegas Golden Knights gave up four (4) goals on a single powerplay on April 23rd, 2019.

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For me it's Patrick Burgerman.

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GARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE WE ARE STRUGGLING WITH A MEDIOCRE BLOSE TEAM, STOP MESSING AROUND AND FULLY ACTIVATE THE REFPUCK

theyre a good team though you fucking tard

For me, its Brad MarChad.

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Reminder:
All of the most important goals scored by the Sharks in this year's postseason run have been gifted to them by bad refereeing.

only when they decide to be

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based

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HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

For me, it's David Krejci.

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Based.

For me, it's Tukka "the cat" Rask.

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RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME

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Based and /hoc/pilled

this general became worse when boston got further and further. hmmmm

I think hockey is too white and needs some diversity like NBA and NFL.
Why won't more black people play this sport?

go away poo

shoo shoo stinky smelly poo in loo

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*t

>why wont more black people play rich white men sport
I wonder

for me? Its Transcanadian Anger

there's my seething little sperg
NO NO NOOOOOOO BRUINS BROS ARENT ALLOWED TO POST HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*furiously posts scat from phone*

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I bet both of you wouldn't dare say this if you were in front of me. You skinny ass white boy won't last 5 second if you tried fighting me. One punch is all I need to put you on ventilator for life.

fake news

the real reason is ice is frozen water and wogs are deathly afraid of water as they lack the ability to swim (usually you learn from your parents or at school)

lol what the fuck are you talking about, >we eliminated three of the biggest shitposting fanbases on this website

he's just an assblasted sperg trying to act like he's some oldfag guardian of /hoc/, he's a mild fan too lmao

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thats why they flew planes into them lmfao

Going to play D&D no one post til I get back and I’ll get a pizza on the way home

kek

life is not about extinguishing competition

you fucking asshole

Thoughts?

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why is pulju wearing girls pants?

holy crap, her face is even goofier than his.
is that his sister?

What are the folks in /hoc/ doing to cope with Boston winning yet another championship?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

forget about hockey and boston, javforme is down!

Those are in style you fashionlet

Little sister

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No they're not

>Going to play D&D
>grown man plays board game
Why don't you watch spongebob while you are rolling your dice nerd.

>5'11 vs 6'1

don't talk shit about spongebob

i'm thinking this paki lad is based

I still can't believe the Sabres choked as hard as they did this year. So fucking sad.

t. ravinderjeet

really? i can believe it

Buffalo is making wild card next year
t.truth poster

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>Saturday night
>NO hockey
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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dumb weeb

Carolina's fault if you think about it.
Relocation to honolulu when?

peaking in november is 1000iq stratagem

>when you thought Ottawa couldn't get worse
twitter.com/SunGarrioch/status/1129784709372928000?s=19

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*pulls goalie with 10 minutes left in the second*

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

Quebec City Senators*

Boy I can't wait to watch the Bruins game tonight...oh wait
THEY SWEPT THE CANES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA

What a story. The Sharks battle their way through the playoffs, against all the other teams plus the refs, to face the Bruins in the Stanley Cup. Yes

Watching the blowout when he inevitably gets mad and walks out will be hilarious

So you two should kill yourselves for posting on an anime website

you should kill yourself for being a smelly weeb

>posting on Yea Forums
So should you, weeb

you should kill yourself for having such terrible opinions
buffalo is trash

Umm this is 4channel you retarded weebshit
now kill yourself

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I'm not a buffanigger theyll fail like always

>a weeb and a new fag
Double kys

>mad
>at 4channel
just end your life you stinky fat incelweeb

no one thought you were a dumb buffanigger you’re the dumb faggot weeb that has shit opinions like >buffalo will make the wc next year

remember when this weeb retard was bragging about his wife being a virgin?
good times

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looks physically impossible for her not to be a virgin desu

>I love you too
>me too

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Wrong again I'm not that user m8
>lol u mad because I'm a newfag weeb
Triple kys lmaoing at your life

>he married a landwhale with a high mileage pussy
Yikes just when I thought Canada couldn't get any lower

>his dick isnt 2 ft long

for me, it's Alexandre Daigle

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Remember that time Canada had to blatantly cheat to win a junior tournament?
How pathetic can you get?

Remember that time FInland won gold medal in olympic hockey? I don't.

This is 4channel.
So it is you, how does your fat weeb wife smell today?

>marchessault with a beautiful assist
>stone with a hat trick
>gusev with a nice goal
reminder that the golden knights would bootyblast all three of these shit teams

>You guys are just jealous of my pure wife who also loves anime.. Did you know she was a virgin before we got married?

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>beating germany
Wow it's nothing

>got swept in 5 by the craps
>choked a 3-1 lead to the >shorks
yeah ummmm i dont think so sweety

>3-1
>3-0
>4 in 4

oh hello again canada. come to seethe more about anime

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>otakus and boring weebs
yuck
it's nice the sharks are going to the finals but not like this guys
the knights were robbed
final word

based ed seething like every other day

Faggot

ed cannot handle that his team was robbed of matt barzal for a fucking bust lmaooo

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who is ed

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ed from edmonton. he seethes endlessly about his team and has to resort to shit talking metro teams

Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy > Ed > Sean

>sean
>not based

Shut up Deepak

Its an imaginary enemy the weeb has made up to get angry at.

twitter.com/overbey13/status/1129601989292232707?s=21
aww poor burns mad the refs didn't gift his team another win

all these people are dogshit

Hal and Will are based but the rest are shit yes.

what a fucking child.
shorks are soft

suuuure

weeb and a schizo
sad life you got there

>a small preview of offseason /hoc/

lmao what a cuck team, and some "people" want this collection of overrated choking bums to le win one for jumbo, the biggest playoff disappearing man of all

how to tell ed from everyone else
>seethes about 1993 when everyone else knows it's a retarded meme
>seethes at metro teams
>seethes at the golden knights
>calls people paranoid and schizo when people call him out

t. paranoid schizo knights/metro fan

someone drew a dick in the rink lads

t. actually paranoid schizo

schizo

He would probably yell Eugene Melnyk into "suicide"... and that's a good thing.

the bruins are seeking to obtain esoteric knowledge from handegg. its over bros

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Yikes. Sharks in 5.

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side chief...was coming back from the island of of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.

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At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

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Their knee grows which is detrimental in hockey, a sport that caters to a lower center of gravity

Also the frozen turds if india played would be confusing

hokki

Anime

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hokkey

>actually unironically believing either of these shit teams will win 4/7 against the bruins
if it was the blackhawks or kongs i'd say ok yeah that's a coinflip but the shorks or blose? cmon

the Sharks will overcome this blatant refpuck

skodac up desu

got a real nasty Carolina Hurricane brewing, just let out one of those farts that smell like it too

The Minnesota Wild would bootyblast all three of these SHIT teams

Nico :3

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you forget about the >finnish goaltending that has been dormant and ready to erupt on the bruins for the whole playoffs now

>Someone mentions the Wild
>Nobody even cares about them

Kaapo's soon-to-be teammate :)

Reminder that getting swept in the third round is the third worst way you can possibly lose in the playoffs
>relocanes

Getting reverse swept in the scf is the worst

Has this happened before?

>Getting reverse swept in any round
>Getting swept in the Final
>Getting swept in the third round

and Bratt's!

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>reverse swept in the final
>swept in final
>reverse swept in CF
>swept in CF
It's actually the 4th worst

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>86

Yay! :D

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Fuck off Debbies

reminder that the relocanes fired the guy that built their team and then hired the gm of the last relocated franchise in his place.

For me it's the third generation Octavia RS Kombi before the facelift.

Leave debbie alone

Reminder that you can never be a Cup contender if your owner is only paying up to the cap floor

Really miss hockey lads.

Depends on the context. Getting swept in the first round as heavy Cup favorites by a team that had never won a series in their 20 year history is worse that any of these imo

>le petite village de Tampon Gay

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I remember hockey lads

i try to block hockey out of my mind like its a traumatic experience, lads

is greece going to be shitposting about kappo all next season lads?

I wonder where all of us would have been, if hockey didn't exist

reddit probably

based

Getting mom to buy me beer and darts. Just like the good old days

Not really we all know regular season doesnt actually mean jack shit. Yes it's still hillarious no it's not worse than going all the way then not being able to win a single game with 4 chances at it.

remember to tell her that you love her and appreciate her
moms dig that shit

I'd be bmxing or playing boreball.

1942

>dead things

>bmx
do you know any cool tricks?

>boreball
grim

Only did wheelies. There was this dirt banked oval we used to go to also.

Winning three (3) series and then choking in the SCF is still better than not winning a single (1) game as heavy Cup favorites

>Tampon Gay

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>imagine being a ref (sharks) fan

for me, it was building dirt jump spots in the neighborhood with the lads on abandoned lots/fields

Dank, those were the days

So we all agree Boston winning would be awful right?

Is Zero Dark Thirty a good movie?

Only against the Shorks, would be funny if they beat the Bloos.
>better luck in 50 years

Better than letting Wes McCauley hoist the cup

Based Fares Fares

Its decent but overrated

its not bad, i personally thought American Sniper was pure fucking garbage but Zero Dark Thirty isn't bad for a war movie or whatever

no

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>finland and grease, the unholiest of unions shit up the thread for a year straight
finna be migrating to cric desu

Broons desu

Just took a fat, stinky Las Vegas Golden Knights lads

On my third beer lads, it was brewed with fucking birch leaves

How is it

Just topped off my water bottle for the 4th time today, lads

Take it easy hothead

thats why im drinking so much water...in order to cool down :-)

Top yourself next, you nonce

Like a light beer, with slight sour taste and a distinct birch leaf flavor I recognize from birch leaf tea (easily done with the earliest birch leafs picked as soon as they start growing in the spring). Quite enjoying it tbf

chunners desu

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Good, stay hydrated m8

I wand her to lightning kick me in the balls.

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3030290
because you asked

you know there are direct correlations to being stressed out and angry when youre not properly hydrated, same as theirs a correlation between my penis and your moms vagina xD

Imagine living in a country without birches.
Such is life in poo peeland and poostralia

Thinking about the three keys to tonights game, lads

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Anyone but the Shorks tbqh

Based

>HAHA UR MUM SO FUNNEH!!!
Nonce

More like bitches. Sweden is full of bitches like you

Imagine knowing loads about bitches but nothing about birches. Such is life in poo peeland. Grim.

broons tbqh

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for me, its jordan binnington matching patrick roy's rookie year

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For me, it's former Blues captain and god loving family man David Backes.

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>missing the best days to come

despair is counter-revolutionary my friend.

hocerinos, I am off to bed

GOODNIGHT HOCKEY, HOCKEY LAND

>>>>>>>>,

>86

spicy bangers on heem tonight lads.

pretty meh card but i'll be watching because no hokkei

boo checkies!

yeah it's not the greatest but the first 3 fights have all ended in finishes. not a lot of wmma on the card as well

>Go Blues Go! heh Blues rock heh

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why'd you post a sharks fan?

>

That Charlotte dude is HUGE.

If ruskis fear finbros
Then we all must fear the finbros

hopefully the bandwagoners are gone now.

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so i removed the salary cap in chel 19 and wow it sucks. it absolutely kills the FA market because most teams can afford to keep their stars, and when a quality FA does become available like 10 different teams jump on him

oh shit prelims already on
>the state of me

>ryuna lost
well shit

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is it offseason already?

GREENING!

justin trudeau probably rolls pretty shit joints, lads

he strikes me as more of a bong guy tbqh

S P I C Y B A N G E R

sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/sportsnets-2019-nhl-draft-prospect-rankings-may/
lads, is kakko good?

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lmao, hockey.

What time is the game on today?

7pm est. Game 5 is a MUST WIN for Carolina today

Game is actually on in 1 bong 5 bings thanks to Gary scheduling

>no games today

fuck you carolina

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Game 5 is today, dumbass.

He's elite

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lmao niggga imagine naming your team after a bunch of high winds lolllllllllll i got some high wind for you right here

*farts*
*dabs*

based

SOON

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>Hey shark, I see you next year

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scaaaaaarrrrrr

>no bruins hockey for 9 days

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They're going to be iced as fuck in the finals.

reminder ottawa and edmonton both had 9+ day rest before their game 1 in the finals, and they both lost their series

whats icing, satan?

update: marchand is a manlet

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lmao @ (You) Satan, imagine thinking an experienced core like that of the Bruins will be negatively effected by rest. this isn't some zoomer squad that's going to rest on its laurels and be unprepared

>Preakness is over
Sports are done for the day idiots. Pack it in

>we can still win bros

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I've watched the Bruins since 2010 and I just love the core of Bergeron, Chara, Marchand, Krejci, Rask, Krug, even Carlo at this point. I love the characters on our team. Backes is great, Kuraly, Pasternak and Debrusk are all wonderful guys. Our team has mad chemistry and it's so rewarding to watch.

MATCH ME
CANIACS NEVER SURRENDER

reddit af

go wolves

cringe but correctpilled

>conveniently became fan before their 2011 SC
kek redditors are awful liars

16 bings

what if I just get really blackout drunk and try to pass out for the next 16 hours?

Not him, but 2011 was unironically my first year watching the Bruins. Discovered them because the choke against the Flyers (among others) was always being talked about on the radio and I figured now was the perfect time to start watching

10 minutes lads. where is the game thread?

There isn't one because everyone knows the Bruins are winning it all.

I asked you not to post while I was playing D&D

n*qqas still play that shit?

Been playing with these guys for over a decade

do you ever spice it up with ERP?

No that would be extremely gay just the occasional rape

cringe but basedpilled, also nice double dubs

canes got this

Sharks haters need a REALLY important reminder of the 3 calls that have gone the Sharks way these playoffs...(long post/rant)

A). All 3 were CONTROVERSIAL, not necessarily "Bad". The one against Knights was controversial, but it was supported by the rule book and at the discretion of the refs. Knights had been aiming for heads all series and getting away with it...Pavy laying on the ice bleeding profusely from the head (and out for the next 6 games)...yeah, Ref called a 5 min major, you don't like it? Try killing a penalty instead of letting something happen that has only ever happened one other time in NHL HISTORY....that's what an elite team would have done. Offsides against Avs...it was an important call, but it was 100% right. "hand pass" in game 3...slow motion view isn't DEFINITIVE that it didn't hit Meier's stick, so even if it was review-able...the call on the ice stands (or if overturned, Blues were getting worked in OT and should be headed to a PK after tripping AND cross-checking Meier in the face). If we say that was a bad call...oh, well....see "B"

B). MOST IMPORTANTLY, IN EVERY SINGLE CASE where a controversial call went in favor of the Sharks these playoffs...if Sharks hadn't gotten shafted by calls earlier, we never would have gotten to the situation where Sharks benefited from a controversial call...so in the end, balance was restored. If it wasn't for bad calls against the Sharks, they win round 1 in 5 games and we never get to the 5 min major (if anything they are owed an apology from NHL for playing 2 extra games). If it wasn't for bad calls in round 2, Sharks win in Game 6...again no game 7. If it wasn't for bad/missed calls in game 3 against STL, Sharks win in regulation an there is no hand pass in OT. So...sorry, not sorry. EVEN IF, every call was a bad call....all it did was right the ship and the better team won.

>not being raised a hockey fan
weird

Now after last night...Sharks are being shafted again. At least 2 calls against Sharks last night were EXTREMELY weak calls and more importantly, Blues were getting away with nearly everything. Game 4 was handed to Blues as a make up game for crying to the NHL. Even with all that help, Sharks had to score both of their goals for them and Sharks dominated 55 minutes of the game despite fighting constant hooking/interference and a few trips. Blues didn't win game 4, Sharks lost...Sharks showed they are the better team, but game 4 just didn't go our way. We can't let that frustration get to us, now we just have to win in 6.
EDIT: So Sharks haters...if you wanna go back and re-adjudicate past games on "bad calls" or "what if's", that is your right, but two can play that game...and you picked a fight with the wrong team/fanbase. Sharks have been fighting getting shafted by bad calls since the beginning and it is ingrained in our DNA. The simple fact that you can name "the 3 times a call went Sharks way" tells me you are woefully in over your head. It comes across more like this is a new experience for you, and that you are shocked that a call DIDN'T go against the Sharks and DID go against you.

based and redditpilled
have sex

Why are canadians such great posters? How do we do it?

Need to find a solution for reddit hockey fans.
Not sure what it should be, but I'm leaning towards something that is final.

This anthem is 10/10

I need to save this post. You laid out the facts beautifully.

Round 1: The combined hits by Eakin/Stastny + blood minimum equals a 4 minute minor. The ref though has the ability to give a 5-min major if he feels like a player or team has been trying to dirty things up. You often see refs send a player to the locker room near the end of games because he was trying to start fights. The 5-min penalty was legal. Also, 4 PP goals against, GG Vegas

Round 2: Not much has to be said. Offside doesn't mean just players involved in the play. It's any player on the ice. How this got to be controversial is beyond me. It was also a blatant too many men penalty

Round 3: I've watched multiple angles, read the NHL rulebook and Meier didn't committ a hand pass. Plus, as you mentioned, it was inconclusive whether the puck deflected off Meier's stick. Since the initial call was a good goal, there would have had to have been conclusive evidence it wasn't a goal and there isn't. One last thing, was it the refs' fault Karlsson was left wide-open?

>refs (sharks) are reddits team

same desu
i kept seeing the counter on the meme local sports show about how it had been X amount of days since the Bruins lost game 7 to the Flyers after leading the game/series 3-0. I never thought going into that year they'd win the lee and treat us to one of the GOAT playoff runs

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Bruins are the patrician team

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BASED

Question about the blueberry muffin scene in Casino

When Ace gets upset about the varying amounts of blueberries in the muffins served at Tangiers, he takes them back to the pastry chef and tells him he wants all the muffins to have an equal amount of blueberries. The chef asks him "do you know how long that will take?"

I don't get it. Why would it take long to make sure the blueberries were mixed in evenly throughout all the muffins?
Wouldn't it just mean mixing the dough a little longer or distributing the berries throughout the mixing process in a slightly different way?

Or did he mean he wanted him to count out a certain number of berries per muffin and then mix the muffins individually?

I don't see how this would be a challenge unless he's supposed to make them one at a time.

Also, who the fuck eats a muffin at a Casino?

>Also, who the fuck eats a muffin at a Casino?
The same people who eat gas station muffins.

The way I assume the chef would do it would be to individually put a certain number of blueberries in each muffin hole in the tray which would take forever

Lads, in all honesty, the broons

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take a trip down memory lane with me, my canadian brother. watching the 2011 run
youtube.com/watch?v=zkWfW6F5jZk

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dead thread
dead "sport"

>tfw the lee bowl would've been ours if the Canadians just scored in overtime

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based burgerman

I absolutely love this man, unbelievably based

i watched game 7 of this series with my buddy who was a huge habs fan, got to see his complete dejection when they lost in OT and then later that night he had to watch me scream my head off when burrows scored in game 7 OT

Is /hoc/ a Finasteride or dutasteride general?

It's the year lads

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We arent hairlets.

/hoc/is an Anime general

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I'm thinking it's the blues' year lads

I'm thinking it's david backes' year lads

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help me refs

Fuck niggers

Absolute cope whoever made this.

What's Detroit doing there

That’s carolina you fucking retard

being a dead franchise

>92849890
(You)

Carolina has black on the sleeves you double fucking retard

Their main jersey is red and white

Look again, Mr. Dumbass

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Okay, red and white with black accents. Happy?

lets not fight guys

Yes, like I said you dense motherfucker
Detroit is plain white and red, you are wrong, shoot yourself immediately

fuck you dumbass, why are you such a retard all the time?

based jersey autist user exposing this shit artist

Their primary logo is a pussy drawn by a schizophrenic and their secondary logo is a pussy attached to a hockey stick, and their """""""""""""fans"""""""""""""" (11,000 at the last game which I'd wager was half bruins fans by their bitching online about "lack of class". AND THEN double back to laugh at them because they literally say shit like "but I don't blame them for coming here. It's so much cheaper to watch hockey in the south. They just have to *respect the PNC code of conduct*) recently had a collective conniption at the hands of a team led by an octogenarian, an east coaster, and a Finnish goalie. (All three of which are demographics I'd deem mentally retarded)

i support the main aspects of your post but the bullying of finland was uncalled for

They have a finnish goalie?

Reading comprehension

These are the old jersey's, dumbass.

Who cares about their jersey color. The better argument is should they be relegated out of the league? And why hasn't that happened yet.

Why are you fags here instead of somewhere else getting laid?
Pic related, how I picture most of you

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That picture was taken in April you stupid fuck

watching boxing because no hockey.
shitposting here because main event isnt on yet.

I have no friends, never had a girlfriend, and the only thing that fills that void is arguing with retards on the internet about hockey jerseys

>main event

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Yeah, but it's an alternate jersey.

hung over and decided to stay in. currently eating soup and watching heems with my /hoc/ frens

I'll have you know I have a sweet little lady coming by tomorrow and I will be putting my unprotected penis inside her for most of the day AND watch hokkei

...what ?

You are literally disabled, stop replying to me

I'm waiting for grandma to go to bed then I'm gonna smoke a gnarly bowl

Can’t wait for the refs to win it all this year desu

Who’s your fave player on the refs

Sounds comfy

t. guy that doesn't even watch the games.

Bit too gay for my liking desu

Wtf I googled it and the fbi flew over my house

There's no place in hockey for degenerates like you

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Smoke a bowl with your grandma

why is detroit in the east?

Just because they wear the Alt jersey more doesn't make it their main

Thats where it was founded

The jersey's you wear at home in the conference finals aren't your alt jerseys. They're your home jerseys.

16 hours until hockey

fn kekd

holy fuck what a ko

Lurk more

They wore their home jerseys on the road for like half the season, I don't think the franchise really gives a fuck about "home" and "away" jerseys

What am I making on lite brite?

Better be a swastika

92851747
dont fucking tell me to lurk more again fucking slag

A fucking leaf

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92851896
Lurk more

>takes literally all day to fill one thread
Grim

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