/mlb/ /fit/ edition

It's obviously a falseflagger. Dodger fans hate his faggot ass.

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imagine having a mother like this

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>taken moments before the world series

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oh man I am honestly digging those chubby chickens

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>Rockiesthots
Nice.

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wrong. I was born into a dodgers family
When super chestlets gain muscle they lose the bee stings they had

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Absolute unit behind her

HOly FUCK what is that goblina.

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She's going to die at 40 from those roids.

Kill yourself faggot, you have the absolute shittiest taste.

live damage is fun tho

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>Wasting the image bump limit posting anchor babby spawn machines

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why did i buy a fucking android based streaming box

someone shoot me in the fucking face

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OK maybe I'd produce some supreme gentlemen with those zergs.

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One of the few good things to come out of my city.

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lmao remember that time blow gays fans threw beers at players from their weird seats like 300 feet above the outfield?

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2, 3, 1, 4

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better than weebshit desu

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Austin Rilely's hitting like .600 since he got called up now

>Implying anyone wants to look at 0% goblinas

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that face has been stretched out more than stretch armstrong

Why can't we have cute beer girls at American games?
I'd be inclined to buy the 10 dollar garbage.

The Phillies will not get a single playoff birth in the next 13 years

imagine oktoberfest games
dirndl skirts and chubby hoes

choose your 1988 warrior

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Madlock

pretty nice career, '76 kicked ass for him

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>Barves going through Brewer's bullpen like a buzzsaw

>booers getting BTFO

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>sewers

Anyone else see that fat Cardinals fan get hit in the head by a fly ball?

>even Flowers hits a homer
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Harper did something!!!!

>Stop Braves! They are already dead!

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astros desu

>Albies gets his second hit of the inning

no brakes on this train

>even the pitchers are killing them
hot damn the Braves offense is hot AF

Max Fried just hit a double of these guys

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Braves finna score 20 runs this game

>13th batter of the inning, 9 runs in

when's the slaughter rule come into play?

>5th shutout in 9 games
I do believe dodger pitching is back

>braves score 9 in one inning
>mississippi state hits a solo homer to take a 3-2 lead

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honestly Braves offense 1-8 is as good as any team in the NL, hell make that all of MLB since Culberson would be the DH

post moar dodger cutie

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i think the astros are very good right now

they have two of the ten most efficient units in baseball right now by both bases and runs

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Position Player pitching alert, Broors 3baseman is throwing in the high 50s

Now this was an At Bat to watch.

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>when your friend calls runs "points"

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that ain't a friend

>That grouping
>all low in away for 13 pitches
Jesus christ the fuck did the pitcher think was gonna happen

Jesus christ not like this

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They were eaten by her cock

>his team isn't at 30 wins yet

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Who /fit/ here?

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my dick /fit/s in your mom's asshole lmao

Ill take that as a no.

>Tampa gay gays

thought i noticed a leaguewide uptick in hits, turns out i was completely wrong. worth noticing that extra bases are more common than they've been in 25 years though

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holy shit mest you must suck to lose to the marlins

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>mets cant even keep the marlins from being the WOAT

Mets are the WOAT

think Venter is done, boy the Braves are fun to watch hit though

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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just an illustration of how ridiculous a start to the season these two are having. 0,0 is league average by sd

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Yeah I'm thinking we're back

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>browse catalog
>nothing but fart threads
Zyzz would've hated what you've become

>give up 8 runs after leading 12-0
Back to having a shitty bullpen

I sit in /plg/ and /fat/ general for max bloat.

/plg/ is the only place where any kind of actual lifting discussion happens anymore

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use the back end of the bullpen on blowouts, basically giving Venters a chance to do some work and see if there's anything left, answer's pretty clear cut so I doubt he ever sees a close game again, and after June 3rd he might be done in the big leagues all together, hopefully the Braves spend some money on one of the two big pitcher FAs once the drafts done, that said they have some arms in the pen that look decent, Newcomb in particular has been on point since he got back and honestly might fit better as a long reliever than he ever did as a starter

what happened to mest and nast i think they r broken

For me it’s the mattingly margarita.

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Those garlic fries are the GOAT stadium snack. With mustard.

teams that should have embraced the rebuild instead of trying to buy a brand new team over the offseason

The Mets look mostly fine to me just not really putting it together. If Conforto is down for a while and Cano can't get it going, then start to worry.

Will Mike Trout ever win a World Series? How can you claim to be the GOAT if you don't win the championship?

>How can you claim to be the GOAT if you don't win the championship?
It doesn't really work that way in baseball. For most of the sport's history only 2 or 4 teams even made the postseason.

also one player probably has the least overall impact on a game than in any other sport, even the best players are only "worth" 8-10 games over the course of a 162 season

Even if a dude is homering every ab if the rest of the team is ass and the pitchers are giving up 5-6 everyday the team isn't going to win many games

To extend this, a pitcher could throw a perfect game every start and the team could go 31-131

degrom syndergaard and wheeler pitching badly is not mostly fine
as for the nationals, they always go into seasons with these shitty bullpens and it finally caught up to them and completely ruined one of their seasons
the phillies are also shit btw and will miss the 'yoffs

>poodres

tankb owl

tankathon.com/mlb

1. >marlels
2. >orange ducks
3. >roylels
4. >blow gays
5. >walgreens
6. >detoilet
7. >jints
8. >resd
9. >pathetics
10. >who sux

Imagine not only living in the shithole that is New York City, but actually doubling down on the misery by being a Mets fan.

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>detoilet

>degrom syndergaard and wheeler pitching badly is not mostly fine
They've been pitching better lately and just had some poorly timed stinkers. I'll trust the stuff and track record. The National's offense also sucks, their bullpen is just the most obvious problem. The division doesn't look as good as everyone assumed it would be, so any team that avoids getting buried like the Marlins and Nats are doing should have a shot.

alright but in about 3 days mets manager will be jim riggleman and pitching coach will be glenn abbott
callaway and eiland have been failures as "pitching gurus"

ahem

CHADDIES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reeee

>not letting Luchessi go back out to pitch the 8th with 77 pitches thrown
I fucking hate Andy Green

he's pretty meh but who else could manage?

this place kinda kicked ass, i don't understand all the hate. you have to know what you're getting into before hand

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that's pretty bad actually

Oh man, look at the 50 people in attendance. Amazing.

it was a thursday afternoon game man

As bad as the stadium is, it does have some soul unlike the shitty ass florida stadiums

>memeners
kek
>memeners

i still haven't been to either one, i'm hoping next year we have a weekend miami series but who knows

thoughts on sotkamon jymy?
they are the yankees of finland

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how is that pronounced

like it is written

>memeners

"sote kahm uhn jimmy"? i'm an ignorant fucking american dude, help me out here

Shot-come-on Youeymouey
h is silent

okay that kicks ass but i wasn't prepared for it. i want to chant that out loud

also what's your favorite grindcore album

Ay Caramba! La abominacion de los Wisconsin......

>3 home run game
Guess who's back?

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Anyone follow college baseball?

I wouldn't be able to stand all the faggots playing literal music instruments it's a major league baseball game not fuckin college football

oh...just die

The rest trying to run home
mlb.com/video/edwards-jr-gets-dozier-at-home

Baez running home
mlb.com/video/zagunis-2-run-single

youtu.be/L-I5LE5IqUg?t=7

based

how's /mlb/'s fantasy league?

>No Judge
>No Stanton
>No Andujar
>No Betances
>No Paxton
>No Severino
>No problem

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>Jays win
>Sanchez ded with more blister bullshit in a barely 3-man rotation right before trade deadline

even when we win we lose

>Ryan Feierabend will likely start today
>knuckleballer
>Maile never caught a knuckleballer before

Just gonna pencil in that L now and get it out of the way

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Blow gays kek blow gays

could you imagine the length of the clit

>cusb

>gay gay gays

Also I’m loving surly sebathia. Get that man a colt 45 and let him talk his shit!

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Most cities have enough business fags who go to day games and call it a meeting

Let's settle this once and for all...

poll-maker.com/poll2359511x86764569-68

scuba kek

Let's settle this once and for all

linkto.run/p/YHWK95K7

Bryce Harper? No way!
Kris Bryant?! You gotta be kidding me!!!
Joey Gallie? Now that’s someone I can get behind! Yay Gallie!!!!

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vladdy kek

tb v nyy gamethread

Post more baseball slags pls

Occasional reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the World Series in 2021 and there is nothing you can do about it.

Holy blessed

astros tbqh

twisn

Im sorry
I didn't even have a clue

You fucking ass. You think I knew the royals were winning? I wouldn't have talked bad about them if I knew. I'm sorry

mest @ marlels gamethread

Dodgers @ Reds
Not really expecting a lot of posts here but oh well

>cusb

>memers
>4th place

Here we go posties here we go

What's a postie?

>doyers

They're mini post-it notes you use to cover your nipples when naked for decency's sake

How do we fix them

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Those are pasties
t. male stripper

8 pounds? yikes.

if i hear that god damn fucking hokey pokey commercial one more time

Astros @ Red Sox

Why so early

so the red sox fans can't post the picture of the girl in the bikini with a dodgers hat on photoshopped to be a red sox hat as the OP

early faggot go choke on a sock

It's okay, only a 3 run deficit and the whos bullpen is ass.

>doyers

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>Mest
Callaway is getting fired tomorrow.

>mets about to be swept by the worst team in baseball who before the series lost 7 in a row

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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Cubs @ Nationals

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let's go stros

I'm at the barves game

nice, what kinda local beer do they have?

>Cusb getting btfo’d by the Gnats

Can't wait for Josh Bell to go on the IL. He's been a parasite that won't fuck off this entire season.

Mainly Terrapin

nice, never had it. i'm trying to go down there in august, don't know if i can swing it yet...park is beautiful, right?

Nice win for you guys today

Austin Riley going deep again

>rec team lost again

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yeah i was really glad to see mahle finally get a W, dude's been pitching his ass off this year

what do you play man

i love it when he goes deep

Outfield

any hits today? what's your bases gained per plate appearance

I walked twice and managed to score after the catcher flubbed a throw from first

attaboy. are your umps paid or volunteers?

Paid. The league fee was like $230 and it mostly went to them

that's actually cool as hell

Moving Newcombe to the bullpen might be the best move the Barves have made this year so far

Twins are by far the best team in baseball

>jefress acting like an actual ape

People keep takling about these made up teams

>Cusb

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top 25 base and run leaders right now weighted by standard dev

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Is that one of those corndogs with cheese inside the the frank? All that stuff they put in it... I want to try one

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3/25
A little based and a little blessed

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nice

What's wrong with her right bicep?

BAVRES KEK BAVRES

Where did all the mariner """"""""""fans"""""""""" disappear to?

never fails

does PR have street vendors selling tortas and elotes? those are probably better t.b.h.

Everyone is fighting for second place

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Yup this. They’re still crushing the ball without Cruz and Garver. Not much national attention but they are legit. A few deadline deals & they are could be legit WS contender.

Oh just shut up already. Just shut the fuck up for once. Shithead. We got such a bright future. God damn I'm laughing just thinking about it. We have Gallant Gordon, Harmonious Haniger, Voracious Vogelbach, Empowering Encarnacion, Notorious Narvaez, Bashing Bruce, Suave Smith, Kinaesthetic Kikuchi, Lactating Leake, and Great Gonzales... Who the fuck your team got?!

based fred

>hader

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astros

FLYING FREEEE!

Hader btfo

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Why do they even try?

How do we stop the Astros?

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Outside of El Chavo I have never heard anyone saying tortas. To me a torta is a sandwich but an elote? Now that's something new to me. So this isn't as tasty as it looks?

FLYING FREEEEEEEEEEEE

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dont, they'll stop themselves

why did they do this to my brewies

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Because its all they have left.

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most ballpark food looks better than it tastes, and everything i ate at dodger stadium was dog ass nasty. what's street food like in PR?

SEWIES KEK SEWIES!

NOOOO MLB WE PROTEST THIS GAME!!1 >:0
HOW CAN WE HIT SEAN DOOLITTLES TWINKLE TOES!!

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Depends. Regular hotdog street vendors are uh, well regular? but there's some mobile food trucks that pop up very near pubs that are good. Lots of BK, McDonalds, Church's Chicken and Chinese restaurants here

Biggest embarrassment today? Choices:

>cusb
>broors
>mest
>memeiners pitching

quick rundown?

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trying to set the MLB record for most hanging breaking balls in a 9 inning game

good thing they have bros to get them through this.

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that tracks. i was absolutely floored by the number of american fast food joints in mexico. church's fucking chicken, right in the middle of monterrey

HR
>HR
HR
>HR
HR

Pretty much every 4th-5th AB the Twins pound one. About all you need to know.

Holy shit

we did it reddit

jesus fuck I just got back from a big beer share and I tune in to this
I thought thursday's game was rough for the mariners but this is just inhuman
I don't even feel good about that score, I just feel sorry for the Mariners

meminis kek meminis

cubs was pretty bad, about to lose a game so you protest lol

NOOOOOOOOOO WE DIDNT LOSE THE PITCHER MOVED HIS FOOT IT WAS UNFAIR HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO PERFORM

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get me to hockey season. fuck watching baseball

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>Mest lost in Miami again

Not sure whose been the more pleasent surprise this season, the Mest or Gnatinals

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fuck off retard

no I am allowed to be here because I am a fan of the mets and I fucking hate it. your general is shit and you should be ashamed that its filled with chicago redidtors

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all of Yea Forums is shit big dog. we come here for that reason

chicago owns you

drink deep of shecago's great big ol waggly shenis

>be chicago
>owns you

>being a mariners fan

Full homo but I would rathet have based CHIBROS than Metslards 10/10.....

>be chicago
>be reddit incarnate

based chibros throwing this MEST fan into a seeth

>be chicago
>owns you

Damn
It's over for metcels

>metcels
mest

the fuck even is this places lingo. sounds like ass compared to /hoc/

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>caring
>about anything
nonon

Oh no no no

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What specifically sounds like ass?

I dunno but being a /hoc/ dweller he probably knows his ass

What's this girl's name?
Asking for a friend.

/hoc/ more like cock lol

>Mest are going to scapegoat Mickey Callaway
Embarrassing, really.

LMAO REACTION IMAGES H-HO-HOL-HOLY

BUH BUH BUH BASED!!!!!
REACTION IMAGES!!! KEK!

HOLY
BASED!

REACTION IMAGES AH!

FUCKING ANSWER ME

After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from Yea Forums, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy.

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instagram.com/sophie.arvebrink/?hl=en

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Baseball has got to be the most pussified sport ever. You can literally go to your manager and say hey my leg hurts and get 2 weeks off.

chicago is the worst city. you can go suck your dick in that pool of marinara sauce and """"""CHEESE""""""

You can literally go to Yea Forums and say hey my ASS hurts... due to based baseball... retard

>Chicago """"FANS"""""

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The genny is heating up

this is fucking something else

suck my dick bitch

YOUR GENERAL IS TRASH AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED CHICAGO REDDITORS

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I know when to throw in the towle.. I know ehn I've been beat...
Well played good sir

I said suck, bitch

So how long until Melky is suspended for roids again?

look we're sorry

The only dick you suck is yours

oh go fuck yourself

fucking asshole

you can just die. just... fucking die

chicago can also die, but their fans waited too long to see ONE championship in a century

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this piece of shit just keeps kicking us while we're down

Please stop this madness.... put an end to the insanity

look I'm already at rock bottom... right now you're bringing me to below the sea level...

honestly I'm scared... but i'll continue to fight on

white sox fans are good at least
cubfags are the plague of baseball

AHHHHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR DA GUBBIES CAN'T BE LOSINNGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOOO ABORT ABORT
PROTEST
PROTEST THE GAME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PROTESTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>cusb

white sox fans are also fat and terrible. just look at BAJP

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>ummmmmmmm umpy wumpy, how can you let the cubs lose like this? no! no fair! wah wah wah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

imagine shildt pulling this crap LMAO

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youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY

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twitter.com/PJ_Mooney/status/1112916614633148418
It was the mlb that deemed it illegal, apparently

>cusb

scuba scuba doo
where are you
your manager blew the ga-ame

The Mariners getting destroyed again tonight, wow. What a pathetic team.

let's rein it in here, guys

We're not 500 but we're still having fun

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fuck off

I'll cease this disruption so we can all get back to baseball.

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Yet still better than cusb fans.

fuck cusb faggots

Elotes are nothing special its just corn buttered up with some spice.

Its a poorfag spic staple because corn is cheap

Imagine being this racist.

racist fucking retard

RACISM DETECTED

Summon the Inspector.

get this racist fuck out of here

Heard I was needed?

HEY CHICAGO FAGS CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!

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NOOOOOOOOO JOE MADONS IQ TOO HIGH FOR MLB HE KNOWS THE RULES BEETTER

CRACY!!!!!!!!

NOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

uugh... this made me quiver

brewcrew shoulda kept schoop

Fucking nazis DIE DIE

brewcrew has ELITE 2B options like shaw, aguilar, hiura, random fat guy that can't run at all but could probably hit a random homerun. all else fails the can have craig counsell go out there

put his head on a stikc

EAT IT!!!! YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!!

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JANNY WHAT THE FUCK DO I NOT PAY YOU FOR

*ahem*
s-sc
um...
lol s-sorry I'm nervous
scu-...
wait a minute... jeezies these guys are scaring me...
s-SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!

>Doyers lose

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Beaner here.

Hes not wrong. Its pretty good but people blow it out of proportion.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO NO NO! M-MARINERS! HA HA HA HA HA HA!1!!!!2

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Marlins will be your 2019 orld beries chips

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that's not the astros of houston texas

Yep, I'm thinking this is our year

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put ya in a seeth

Why is /mlb/ so dead now? Is it because the fans who run /mlb/ are gone now, The Mariners fans?

hey mariners you stink, yours truly the astros bro

mariners fucking own this joint. now shut the fuck up

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Mlb is slow because it has like 12 gamethreads a day that sap posts

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Give him spankies he'll never forget

Grab his tushy... I wanna see pink.. Make sure he cries

MARINERS FANS

Josh Bell is hitting so well the Red Sox are going to complain and get his contract voided.

tb v nyy gamethread

new

>weather delay
Great

Reminder that paul dejong is a top 5 player in baseball

What the fuck happened to the mariners, bros?

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Yes.
What happened to them?

HEY WRIGLEY

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Acuna just hit one into the back end of the fucking Hank Aaron terrace

who?

me

I didn't know. I'm sorry.

Houston Astros vs Boston Red Sox thread:

Shout out Sean Ranklin

Based

Folty's pitching motion seems more like it was last year and his velocity is back over 96, he might finally be back for real

Folty... more like Faulty

That kid is a beast. It's going to be fun watching him reach is power potential over the next few years. Maybe Acuna and Albies will talk him into a contract similar to theirs.

ANOTHER NUTSHOT

Soroka is the new hotness

What's it called when girls have really shapely toned legs and are fit, but aren't super bulky? For me, this is nice. Not to be too lewd... but I would respectfully ask this young lady's father for permission to court her, if you guys catch my drift.

Maple Maddux is unreal. I'm just praying his shoulder keeps it together. He keeps up this pace and he's a definite contender for some Cy Young hardware

More like Sucka

Do you mean ask her dad if you can fuck their Labrador? Because that's what your flag says

You did WHAT with the dog???

Based Puig risking life and limb to catch a foul ball

Remember when people were worried about Freeman's decrease in power?

who?

Can a brotha get a >mest, /mlb/?

The who's home stream is kill

>Mets just got swept in a game in under 2 hours and Alcántara threw 89 pitches

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIX THIS TEAM

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based amnesia poster

mest!

*dabs*

blow it up and start an actual rebuild, of course knowing the Mets management they'll decide they can just retool and compete next near, and the cycle will continue while they waste their young pitchers primes

Just hit career dinger number 200

w..where do I find a gf like this?
t. /nba/

*dabs on you*

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>mest

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Every stadium has a hidden bullpen.
If you find it them all you shall be rewarded.

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Mickey Callaway sounds so lost right now trying to defend Cano

Where did all of the Cards fans come from? And why are they all so fat?

He cannot be stopped.

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His dick is too big so he pulls his groin muscles every other week

Cardinals own your ass fuckface

>Hyun jin Ryu
>31 straight scoreless innings and counting
>1.52 ERA
Say something nice to your 2019 NL Cy Young winner

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Fuck wade miley

That's a really funny way to spell Soroka

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>getting swept by the Marlins
>not even looking competitive while doing it
>team is old and broken down
>manager is still in denial
>GM is clueless
>owners don't care

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It's all those in-n-out burgers

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Might get myself a 3x3 and some fries today.

LMAO WE ARE HORRIBLE BUT YET THE YET THE MEST ARE WORSE

Sounds like a solid plan

Based quads of babbling

>quads
>so excited to get a win he can't form a coherent sentence
Better have another beer and enjoy the wins

>whos

hader owns ya

Gints @ D-Bags

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tfw no cincinnati gf

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oh fuck ya

Annnnnnd... Ejected!

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whats her story

fml

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imagine the sausage braps

She enjoys eating and dabbing on the resd

Oh no Vlad just did something

Vladito Dingeritos!

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>whos pitching
Does that even count?

Which team has the best jerseys?

How are the mets so consistent with having good season starts only to collapse so fucking quick

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They're the mest. It's what they do.

I dunno about the best, but the Brewers have the worst.

3-0 when Vladdy homers

Dammit padres, you were supposed to be the chosen ones to dethrone the doyers in the west but you're just garbage...

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probably manchester

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

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Why can't the whos get to .500?

Because fans would start having expectations

What's your preferred chewing tobacco /mlb/? For me, it's Redman.

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Levi Garrett plug tobacco

Time to make an early thread

>memeiners
Laughing stock of /mlb/

None of them have posted here since last month at least

Who is the most iconic baseball movie character and why is it Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez?

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>Red Man

I’m a Beech-Nut man myself

BASED BIEBER

That aside, will he and BASED BAUER be packaged together for prospects at the TD?

Based

What happened to BAJP? Is he still alive?

He off'd himself when his bandwagon team lost the division lead to the cusbs

>Tardinals

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Squint was the real chad of that movie

>Tampa gay gays

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How does this retard still have a job?

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Cubs @ Nationals

>Joey Gallo batting .277
When did you realize that Joey Gallo has begun his journey to the top?

2yrs ago

>tlose

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You should be used to it by now

Rags take the series!

WP, Cardinal Bros. For real though.

youtube.com/watch?v=QuJroujjYDk

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Tebow finally hit his first AAA home run today

>Finally vanquished the Angels menace

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Pablo Sandoval
That's my post and I think it's a great one

Brought tears to my eyes it was such a great post.

>carsd

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Imagine being a fan of an NL East team other than the Phillies

kino

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Forgot your trip, CaesarSaber

>mest

Imagine paying 300m for the league leader in strike outs

You now remember Tim Lincecum.

You now remember Jordan Zimmerman.

HAPPENING

Imagine actually being a fan of philthy and bruce harper

mlbtraderumors.com/2019/05/white-sox-option-nick-delmonico.html

Imagine not being in first place. Lol @ ur life.

>330m for the league leader in strike outs

1st place in the NL east is like being first place in the special olympics and here you are bragging about it. Lol @ ur life.

he's still batting like .150 or something

Because they are $40M below league average payroll and the front office insists on keeping dead weight on the roster.

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>mest
nonon

twitter.com/Cubs_Live/status/1130264056277995521
>Update: Javier Báez exited Sunday night's game with a right heel contusion, considered day-to-day.

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The Mets are totally fucked right now. Honestly can't wait to see how the rest of the season plays out.

He'll be fine lads, a contusion is just a bruise. Give it a week and he'll be back to ballin'

Sounds like you don’t like winning to me. Lmao @ ur life

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youtube.com/watch?v=_rud9CAHux0
SOON

Tickets are still le 56% too expensive.
Seriously though, they need to get rid of Brodie, and bring in a hardass to start busting balls for the daily fuckups

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Mets lol

>cusb

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What the hell is Canos problem?

double mets lol

thank you new york for joining me in loserness

>Cubs tickets are only $13 for nose bleed seats
Maybe I should go tomorrow.

Good deal

I can't believe I got to see that 10th inning home run by Pablo Sandoval live in person, shit was pretty cash, they never played him the entire game until that at bat and he just lived up to the moment like you dream about, DickBucks fans were crushed haha, thanks Yoshi.

just to see them lose? ok.

Come watch Jake Arrieta shit on poo darvish and the team that abandoned him in the next thread

>mest

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>memeners