/nrl/ - Premiership Contenders Edition

Liberals customers who reside in Penrith

so is Anning /nrl/'s candidate?

>Voting for a dead shit racist

yeah, nah

Voted for the Women's party because I respect based females lads

who are we voting for then?

first time had someone asked me to do an exit poll. it was a pretty lady so i shook my head, avoided eye contact and kept walking.

Vote Labor you shits and vote early and vote often

>labor
Jesus yikes

>muh franking credits

>irish
>sensible political beliefs
Better chance of finding a leprechaun tbqh

both parties are effectively the same shit so i just voted libs in hope we can stop flip flopping between the two every election
they won't win though

FUCK EM ALL
is how I shall vote

I can't trust Bill Shorten ever since I saw that video of him eating a sausage roll

Google maps screwed me lads, I had to walk so far in the wrong direction and back again to get to a polling location that I'm no longer obese

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Reminder BroncGODS are back

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based shiggies

Feel very lucky to live in a country where I can front up to a polling station without fear of being shot or jumped, or arrested for voting the wrong way. GOD BLESS THIS LUCKY COUNTRY

>cute girl blocks my path as I'm leaving and asks me why I didn't buy a sausage

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>inb4 dick joke

I want to vote for mandatory gfs for any virgin over 30 lads

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Wait you're forced to vote AND I HAVE to buy a fucking sausage.

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Broncos on making the eight watch

Excellent post

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so it turns out ivan clearly is a complete shitter and it was a good tigers team that made him look good

irecunt on retarded watch

Spring > Chicko > Corn

not voting as i am not a cuck

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>brother voted for fraser anning's party

Voted to lower the aoc lads

kek

Reminder that they passed over bennett for cleary

Of course they can do it after beating, albeit at home, the team that beat the team that beat the premiers, albeit in golden point and at home, and the premiers in consecutive weeks. This after coach making hard changes, compare to Penrith who will be getting the spoon deservedly if they get it (the spoon). Broncos are a decent side, they were last year too, it's taken the 9-10 weeks to gel but buckle-up now. Also sucked in Easts you bunch of losers, Mighties looking for the J.J now, got a finger on it.

BASED AS FUCK

2 hours till I post >3pm kick off

If you don't want to vote don't register to vote. But not voting means you can't complain about shit you don't like, such as picrel

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the wealthy types like myself dont need to vote and we dont get fined because we are basically australian royalty

Doomben Cup #7

BASED lad that understands how time works

[1] Fishers and shooters
[2] Pirate party
[3] Labor

I'm registered. Never voted. Never paid a fine.

[1] balding
[2] virgin
[3] shitskin

>rednecks
FUCKING REDNECKS
YOU LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING POTATO FAMINE STARVING CUNT. SHE'S AUSTRALIA AND I'M AUSTRALIAN. NEVER IN MY WHOLE LIFE HAS ONCE I MEAN ONCE HAS ANYONE IN THIS BLESSED COUNTRY HAS SOMEONE EVER SAID REDNECK. THAT IS AN AMERICAN WORD AND IF SOMEONE DOES USE IT HERE THEY HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY POOTHETIC AMERICAN TV. IT DISGUSTS ME SO MUCH. YOU DISGUST ME. NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO GO VOTE FOR HER AND I'M NOT GOING TO GET A SNAG. I'M GOING TO GET 10 BUCKS WORTH OF CHIPS AND AS I'M DEVOURING THEM I'M GOING TO BE THINKING OF ALL THE IRISH CUNTS THAT DIED IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 1845 - 1849 AS I BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY ORGASM WITH EVERY CRUNCHY BITE.

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good one, irish proxy, you triggered autismoanons cultural cringe.

>don't do american things
>eat chips
>become obese
>can't run away from drop bears and hoopsnakes
>give back to the land

What's he doing right now lads?

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is there any better way to spend a saturday than listening to tunes, enjoying snacks while playing vidya and not being forced to leave the house to vote by the very same people that hate you and your country.

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Jokes on you mate I'm already obese.

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Based as fuck

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Titans
Peels
Rabbits

>democracy
lol

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put UAP first and Animal Justice Party last lads

based RC

>How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a woman's job.

I don't get it

>local school covered with One Nation placards

Based Maroon customer

SENATE

1. Labor
2. Greens
3. Science Party
4. Help End Marijuana Prohibition (HEMP) Party
5. Pirate Party
6. VOTEFLUX.ORG

easy

>local Muslim independent
>Still put greens last
Conservative no matter what lads

Based.

1. Sex party
If I vote for them maybe I'll lose my virginity at least I hope so.

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jesus

just want her back

God I want to fuck Tahlea again. I don't care if she's 14/15 depending on what month she was born.

>tahlea
>14
>fucks older guys

based housing commission user

She mislead me into believing she was 18 though, so it's all good.

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Reminder

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reminder

voting is for cucks

she will hit the wall hard at 25 after shes had 8 kids to 8 baby daddy

>spitters are quitters
what did she mean by this?

based richo

>not spending your Saturday tuning 5/10 coppers

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don't think that argument will hold up at the cop shop user

That still gives her another 10/11 years of good times though.

she will fall preggers to her first coconut baby daddy by 16 then its all down hill from there. you better get in quick now.

I've already been in there. She's got one of those contraceptive implants though so I couldn't get her preggers and claim her as mine.

cute!

Wrote this on my ballot sheet, lads:
If ever I to the moment shall say:
Beautiful moment, do not pass away!
Then you may forge your chains to bind me,
Then I will put my life behind me,
Then let them hear my death-knell toll,
Then from your labours you'll be free,
The clock may stop, the clock-hands fall,
And time come to an end for me

>lied about her age
>believing shes on any form of contraceptive

now i know this story is bullshit because nobody that posts in muscular and elite high IQ /nrl/ would be this fucking dumb.

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>she's only a 000 operator, not a cop
Fuck

I came inside her. I'm positive she's got one of those implants. All girls 13+ use them because they get them for free/cheap and they don't fuck with your complexion like the pill does.

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does anyone else find female fast food employees incredibly attractive? Something about the uniform makes me want to bend them over the counter right then and there.

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whom is this femcel? i would consider putting it inside her after a few dozen schooners.

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Don't understand why they keep trying to force kaufusi in the origin team

>9. Ben Hunt

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Please stop talking about having sex. This is a safe space for virgins.

appealing to the braindead poo peeland/coconut audience

No one in /nrl/ is a virgin.

I'm such a desperate virign I would fuck this dog in heartbeat.

And this one?

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>roberts
>cleary
>radley
>pangai
>prior
>peachey ahead of murray
Fucking terrible, though one would expect a poor NSW team from the ex QLD ocach

Retarded black twitter speak crap = instant pass, even for an obese virgin like me

Both these girls are doable? I'm a virgin but they both look hot.

blocking her face with her phone is a big red flag

>$20 penalty

are you all actually virgins or is this just ironic LARPing?

More surprised that there are non-virgins here

Anyone could be forgiven for thinking she's 16+.

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Are those pictures from snapchat?

Is that how you kids communicate or flirt these days?

Jeezus, no wonder hardly anyone is getting laid, you're suppose to get drunk and then wake up with a beast

Internet technician is here lads, you might not hear from me for a few hours.

thread just started smelling really fucking putrid lads

How do you even find women to talk to?

Met this really cute girl who was dressed up like the dragon chick from Game of Thrones at Halloween last year. Can't stop thinking of her lads.

Become friends with their dad.

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remember when we had a female prime minister

Would any of you fuck Julia Gillard after a dozen pints?

She didn't even get elected lmao

i would fuck her sober. love her big round ass.

>vipbox has shit the bed

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i know a girl that has hit the wall hard and yet doesnt block her face when she takes selfies. sad to think she still thinks shes good looking.

>tfw based Kayo subscriber

>log into sc
>news story on the front page about keeping up to date with round 9 team lists

jesus christ

I get Kayo for free as I'm a based Telstra NBN and mobile customer.

remember when BASED germaine greer bullied julia about her big ass

Just took a big darius lads

not sure why you wouldn't be signed up to based kayo if you regularly watch sport
i mean, you have mates to split the cost with, right?

its not free you faggot

Gonna go to the gym during this shit game and be home in time to watch the spoonboys lose another home game lads.

It's free if you have a Telstra NBN and mobile bundle and sweetalk the sales rep in store, sweaty.

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Don't remember the last time I woke up and didn't want to kill myself

what does $2.50 a month get you?

FUCK I'M SICK OF THIS MINUTE SILENCE BULLSHIT ESPECIALLY FOR A LITERAL TREASONOUS CUNT

>3pm kickoff

dailytelegraph.com.au/have-no-fear-ms-greer-the-biggest-ass-is-you/news-story/a9e060d3db00b5cf647aeed906ef1b0a?sv=a0d0275e1ea645cd7fd0e28c683adf2d

2 screens and HD

Bit the bullet and used a gift card to get Kayo, it's so weird not seeing pixels lads

I have kayo and I see pixels due to based Turncuck and based FTTN

>Battle of the cellar dwellers

pass

literally who

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need to air out this thread

I remember that meme I started.

who scored the try?

Reminder that your not really a first grader until you’ve scored a root off charmyne

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I guess I'm in kindergarten cause I've never scored a root off anyone.

Just coconut things

Don

There's a cute blondie on Emergency Call (TV1, Tuesday 7:30pm) at the moment but she's from Melbourne and has fucked teeth.

Dale Coptly

voted greens and labor lads ama

On the other hand one can also join CHARMYNE PALAVI IS A LYING HEAD CASE which 111 people have opted to do. It has this to say:

THIS CHICK IS CRAZY.
SHE LIES.
SHE IS A THIEF
SHE IS A WHORE
SHE IS UGLY
SHE IS ORANGE

If titans got the kind of refball clubs like the roosters got they'd probably be a top 8 team

why does this thread smell like human feces?

That Charmyne sounds like she'd be great in the sack

>he tipped the fullwogs
kek

KEK

K E K

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>James Maloney
More like Jaaymes Mahl’oni this season

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Actually laughed at that post, cheers

No worries I thought it was pretty funny too

cute smile

wife material

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>Tats

Dropped quicker than a Blues 5/8

Taking more poos. What did these guys eat.

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>tfw paid for Kayo but my internet is too shit, don't have NBN in my suburb yet

Fullwogs need 9 penalty goals to take the lead lads

imagine taking turns using their mouths as vaginas and furiously fucking them haha

BASED Okunbor with an Elite & Muscular 4

Sounds like the Bulldogs in Coffs Harbour circa 2004

His name is cockandballs

Oof just moved up to an even more Elite & Muscular 6

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Can we get some names on this slags por favor?

don't know right but left is Ash Brown

WE SAY PLEASE IN AUSTRALIA YOU PENDEJO

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Really wanted the name of the brunette. Post Ash Brown's insta or facey and I will trawl through her friends to find her.

Me with the green shades

Based and stalkerpilled

me in the crowed with a stupid look on my face

ash brown is wife material IRL. very sweet, good natured and down to earth girl. plus thicc as fuck, she's fatter than her Facebook let's on and it is glorious

They call me Social Media Detective

THROUGH THE LEGS PogChamp

>falling for the "thicc" meme

jesus christ, kid. do you really want a fat wife? never understood the liking cottage cheese meme to be honest.

wow the dogs are absolute trash

kek literally came inside ash brown 8 or so years ago after a big night at the marrumba downs tavern

Based big black man

OkunGOAT

STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX

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based _lazarus_

foran on redemption watch

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He's a handsome man

oh dear

holy kek love that gif

need to make a new lastfm. i have all these hundreds of plays of my new favourite bands and i could have had them in scrobbles so they would actually count for something :(

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holly fuck. pongGOD is going to GOAT it up tomorrow isn't he...

wish i had kept him in my sc team ;_;

>lastfm
calm down grandpa

*grandma

i am 100% heterosexual and not a greens voter from melbourne but i would probably let foran fuck my ass

We all would brother.

Sent you something in your inbox

want to kill myself lads

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wife got you in the doghouse again nightshift?

This huge guy just came up to me at the gym. Thought he was gonna tell me to fuck off the bench press but he actually just came over to correct my shitty form and say hello.

Yes Darren, you do look like you are made of money, if you're going to fuck me mum the least you can do is by dinner

Cheap cunt

Based gym maties

Milky you here m8?

JUST

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don't let /afl/ see that

Yes

No

what is the name of this JUST duo?

yeah he gay

Back lads, just got NBN installed apparently.

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Everyone in my suburb EXCEPT my fucking complex has NBN. They literally fucking just skipped us and bumped us to 2020 when we can't even get ADSL. Fuck NBN and Fuck LNP.

*dabs on you at 100mbps*

ive decided to go and vote and im going to vote labor

Imagine naming your son Ashley

Contract the Titans

Test

another tip down the drain

looking at 5/8 this round if all goes well after this

I'm an incel because women always hit on me but I never have sex with them. I'm trying to work on that but it's hard when you don't trust women. If you can't even trust them then what is the point in wanting to sleep with them.

musucular 80

ahahaha oh nonono

>Ash Taylor

It feels good on your dick

ash taylor on worst player in the league watch

lads where can i stream NRL games? my parents are turning off foxtel and my neetbux won't cover a subscription to kayo

Your parents have anything with Telstra? Should be able to get 2 months of Kayo for $5 through Telstra Thanks

good idea but wondering if there's any long term solution. i used to stream them through i think sport lemon but i've been out of the stream chasing scene for ages and don't know if/where i can find reliable NRL streams

Might be able to get m3u8 links in gamethreads on /r/nrl

>Chris Bath is on Channel 10 now

What the heck, lads?

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Hope you all voted for The Greens lads, they have vowed to up my Newstart payment

Goin to KFC to get a large Zinger meal to celebrate Labor's victory.

At least the Sharks finna win this weekend, Scomo.

>Hey user, you wanna catch the game?

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Whore

threads dead

Yeah, user got arrested for fucking a 14/15 year old and turns out he made 90% of posts here.

>5.30pm kickoff

>instagram.com/dinnerwithdos
kek
the absolute state of aiden guerra

Counting game time down rather than up is insanely gay

>no thanks I'm hanging out with my bf who is handsome and intelligent and a bit muscular

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Have the same hairline as matt scott lads

We're all out having sex, user.

Yeah sorry lads I'm back had a cheeky nap will pick up my shiposting

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post white facebook girls with big asses

I'm not

i would really like to take a steaming ash taylor on this bitches face

Fuck off tripcunt. I will make you useless to a woman and as you already are fucking useless it will be quite the grand achievement which will get me my well deserved nobel you're a piece of shit prize.

I was reading Tom Jones, hilarious book

have sex

I BTFO of a tripcunt lads

Somebody needs to repair that hole somebody just made in the field

>traded morgan out for moses
JUST

*got *by

What's for din dins lads?

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Where's my boy JT lads

ELITE pass from Moses

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Love ugly girls with sexy bodies. So easy.

>not passing there
based coconut ball hog

moses with the elite & muscular 1 after 25 minutes

hate tripfaggots

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>cowcucks

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which country is more white, relative to population: Australia or NZ?

BLOOS 1 YEAR DYNASTY LA

>not giving the steak a head start
It's like you WANT overdone or cold eggs

you now remember Feldt Up

BRAPSESH

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>ynr Corstanza Pasta

I thought he was still around and just changes his SC name every year

>mfw our poosonalities cant stick to one name

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>taking the poo
God damn it, it's over for the cattlelads

so who else is looking forward to the increased migrant intake labor has promised
hope we get plenty of africans to revitalize the NRL

>taking the zero

>taking the zero

>poordan kahpoo

The Chad Protean nature and name changer
The virgin stagnant sensecent single name

trip on nightshit

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What poosonalities are too stuck with their name to change now?

Has to be the most retarded rule

the pedo

Perfect

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Is there a more pathetic club than Parramatta?

Yeah YOUR club KEK

>Fergushit

It is actually sad how easy it is to pick nightpoo's awful, low effort posts even after he cowardly resigned his tripcode.

i can't fathom how quickly Vonnie's looks have and continue to deteriorate

Starting to get a bit chilly lads

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had sex in the poll booth today

Please don't bully Vonnie.

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Kek too bad he's a virgin and unable to satisfy your sexual desires

>when you go overboard at the brapsesh you get pink eye

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It want to pound the shit out of a solid girl like Vonny (with my cock of course)

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wonder who is behind this post

he looks like a public school groundskeeper

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C O W
U
C
K
S

Based footynanas

Kek

Why are cowboys cheerleaders so much hotter than any other team?

See her check out Shaun Lane?

wish Matt Scott was New South Welshman. also post more of the chubby blonde pooboys cheergirl

>that little bit of cheek
muh dick

DO SOMETHING GUTHO

fuck it lads all the cowboys cheergirls are coming to the brapsesh

almost like he knows his job is safe now

Refball

is it just me or do players drop the ball in the ruck way more than they used to?

Ethan Lowe playing centre lads

Brapsesh does not exist

This match is awful, to be quite honest.

>cp for jt
What did he mean by this?

hate fobs
hate wogs
hate abos

hahahahahahah OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NONON ONONONONONONONON NO NO NO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

want to fuck her so badly

When are they putting the first grade teams on?

Moses and Gutho are MUST keeps.

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seems like red footy boots are in fashion now

so true

Wish having women sex with fat virgins would be in fashion

if you have moses and or gutherson in your team you are not a supercoach

simple as

lets go cowboys

Is Feldt an actual Nazi?

Don't worry lads. I'd never change my name on you guys.

SHUT UP

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Reynolds is such a fucking manlet kek

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>tfw captained gutho

hahahahahahaha

>fergushit

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Nicole it was all my fault. I should never have let you slip away.

poorramatta peels

Charnze Nicole-Klokstad

Arrow>Ma'u lads

George Jennings sucks

Based 1300 Smiles staff turning off the drop out clock

Leftover king size kebab I got yesterday and a spring roll

shaun lane is unironically the best playmaker for pooramatta

dont ever post here again

Wanna fuck Michaelia Cash while she tells me how she wants it

wanna smell penny wongs dirty undies

antony green just confirmed libs are gonna win lads

>two gooks winning libs and labor

this country is FUCKED

hooooo

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>gook phones company sponsors the footy team from the political capital of australia

this country is FUCKED

is it the same phone company that got shut out from building mobile infrastructures because of security risks?

the same company that literally and objectively and unapologetically spies on you. the same company that is banned here and in the usa and yet sponsors the (((canberra))) raiders.

been here lounger than you mate, I was tony griegs car keys

>zoomers think gook means chinese
this country is FUCKED

t. slope

>tfw no qt misa gf

Why are the rabbits wearing Perth Bears jersey?

rip

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>pooney abbott

>not owning a based Huawei phone

>taking the poo

Pooders needs 2 penalty goals to take the lead lads

Who /labor/ here

unironically voted anning

Lel. China is slowly taking over Australia, it's so fucking obvious.

I did a Cowbuck vote and voted ON.

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>pozzbourne voting in a greenie again

R E F B A L L

Put #1 for the Marijuana party lads.

DUDE

420

SMOKE

COCKS

>taking the poo

Lads. I voted for the marijuana party.

SMOGE WEED BRO :DDDDDDDD

Vote one marijuana party

SAMMY is so fucking based.

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Serious question lads, did this community die more when the ISP's soft blocked Yea Forums and other sites?

yes and no

Just dumb coconut things

HAHAHAHAHAHA

He should've passed it.

Fuck em up big Sam

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overwatch is such a gay game

Why do the refs hate based Sammy so much lads?

Fucking shitcunt refs
Blind cunts

Never played it. Supposed to be lots of fun though. I haven't really enjoyed any games the same since The Witcher III.

Because of his Yorkshire pudding accent.

>din dins is finished
>lets watch netfilx honey
>internet shits the bed after 8 every single night
Love this lucky country lads

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Feel sick saying this but, thank you based QLD!

Take them off the field for their treatment fucking hell.

>the city of you

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>Israel Folau is looking at hitting back at Rugby Australia’s termination but the tax man is set to provide an obstacle for the 30-year-old’s legal hopes.
>Folau’s backers were looking to financially assist the fallen Wallabies star if he took Rugby Australia to the Supreme or Federal Court in a bid to overturn his axing.
>But the ATO has told revealed to The Sunday Telegraph they will be monitoring donations to the former star with reports it could be funnelled through his church The Truth Of Jesus Christ Church, in Kenthurst, in order to get a tax deduction.
>Reports suggest Folau’s legal costs could be upwards of $1 million.
Good decent Christians on pooicide watch

>7 penatlys in a row

>Taking the 0

Put it on automatic and tell me what happens fren

>taking the zero

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TAKING THE POO AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK
it's been 8 penatlies in a row just go at them and the refs will put some cunt in the bin. Fucking room temp iq retards

:)

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Was just interested fren. I pay 90 bucks a month for 100mb internet.

>finally nbn is avialable
>check plan that is the same price as current adsl2
>its 2.5mbps slower

>no tries have been scored all game

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for me it's using the kodi kayo plugin to forcibly keep my stream at 1080p and enjoying silky smooth playback

>a girl will never look at you the same way she was looking at big Sam

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Why are people upset with Queensland?

Jealous that they're not BroncGOD customers

QLD unleashed the big one on the naive hopes of Labor and are singlehandedly turning the tide

Pozzbournians aren't people

I hope this is a tryless game and it's just penalty goals

Tearing up to big Tones concession speech lads

Finally the chill part has started from the netflix and chill so I get my internet back.

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That doesn't look like 720p

That doesn't look like 5 inches

yeah who the fuck is watching footy kek

Based Sales making out with Wong on abc

giving up on sc and tipping after tonight. see you next season, faggots.

Better to be a loser than a quitter fren

WalkGOD

One on one strips should be rewareded in SC

actually a good game of footy here, fuck pozzlitics

fuck bob hwake

ok tuning back in

>choker

just want her back

MEIN TEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL

C'mon bunnies do it for Snoop.

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WALKGOD

Can't believe I sold WalkGOD

Based Joven Clarke

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>CHOKER

WTF is going on lads?

Souffs are winning mate

Holy FUCK Croker is awful, absolute state of retards who want him in origin

Was that, dare I say THE GOTY?

Based coconuts

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Lol surgess shuting down that halfwit Hannah Hollis

Sammy can't be caught cheating again m8

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Tetris 99 lads

What a cuck, that kid is sucking his wifes tits

ah yes the familiar captained the wrong player again episode

seen this one for the last 10 weeks

God I wish that was me

Miss it when Smith/Parker were set and forgets

>soi_face.jpg

i might as well have captained fucking CHN

what the fuck is the raiders problem?

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hopefully ponga goes off injured in the first half tomorrow

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FUCK he's an ugly cunt

I really really like this webm

the klokstad meme is dead lads

hate myself and want to die lads

based bill

Me too

chins up, lad.

My sister and her husband voted for One Nation because Africans taking up all of the spaces in hospitals was the reason it took so long for my niece to see a doctor about her Autism. Even though my sister could easily afford to go private.

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welp you lost a fan today, benny boy. shame because i really liked your stuff.

>instagram.com/p/Bxk8wSxh4ev/

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.

>uterus has nothing to do with gender

it amazes me how outraged people get at statements like this. i just smile and thank myself lucky that i am not deranged.

based stupid cunts with disposable income that constantly do the wrong thing by themselves and their children

pathetic false flag

oh ffs i just found out its a parody account

im fucking done with the internet

So uhhh about that sport we all watch

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>actually watching football
get a load of this faggot lads

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>he invalidated his vote
kek

KEK

K E K

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Not surprised a Australian who has a American hat for some reason doesn't know how to vote correctly and is a retarded Poorm customer.

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>muh invalidated vote
oof, imagine not knowing how voting rules work
that said pro-american faggots are even worse

AFL ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Based

Book of the New Sun lads

Unironically excellent taste

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Up Up Cronulla

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Watching Avengers Endgame De-Feminized fanedit lads

4/6 lads

joji looking rough these days

Who saves Labor now lads?

God damn I bet she gives great footjobs

Sharks FINna win by 50 tomorrow bros

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>my electorate

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DAILY TELEGRAPH:
The daughter of Penrith Panthers legend Mark “MG” Geyer has had a year to forget — and it’s just gotten worse.

Montana Geyer is due to face court next month charged with drug possession. According to court records, the 22-year-old was busted allegedly carrying 0.3g of cocaine at Randwick on April 20.

Police allegedly pinged the rugby league great’s daughter at 1.30pm.

The day she was allegedly caught with the drugs was All Age Stakes Day at Royal Randwick Racecourse but we’ll have to wait until her matter lands in court on June 5 to find out the details.

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Really makes you think...

lol

Cocaine is a sex drug usually used in orgies, usually gay orgies but if a woman possesses it then it would have been a gang bang. She probably felt very empowered until the Patriarchy shot her down.

perhaps drugs makes getting booted even better

DAILY TELEGRAPH:
WHICH recently retired NRL star made a disgrace of himself in Brisbane during Magic Round? Allegedly an ambassador for the game, the former player spent the entire weekend on the drink and made a fool of himself on multiple occasions. His former teammates were embarrassed by his behaviour.

Had a few beers and had a bit of fun being a bit silly. Was being watched by this guy with a huge nose and glasses I think he might have been a journalists lads

nice facebook image faggot

I never got double digit friends in Facebook since it's creation lads

McFairyOx detected

Scott Morrison saves them from themselves

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Reddit is absolutely seething lads

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oh nonono