>Fri 17 May Hurricanes 20-28 Jaguares 9:45 PM Rebels v Bulls Melbourne >Sat 18 May 7:35 PM Blues v Chiefs, Eden Park, Auckland 9:45 PM Reds v Waratahs, Brisbane >Sun 19 May 1:05 AM Lions v Highlanders, Johannesburg 3:15am Stormers v Crusaders, Cape Town
Genuinely doesn't matter now with two victories after that.
Eli Gomez
Scotland
Joseph Martin
Wank then bed.
Chase Sullivan
She doesn't listen when she's in this state lad.
Kayden Anderson
RED CARD
Nathan Miller
>>Last year they got the Brazilian soccer team outfits >>Now they get this Will the Bulls ever get a decent away jersey?
Alexander Young
completely missed by the referees, Bulls 15 who made the pass to the try scorer got shoulder charged into the ground head first, may come up during the week
Bentley Allen
My brother and I don’t take calls from mum after 5pm, we don’t drink either because of her.
Josiah Hernandez
Yeah my sister puts her phone on airplane mode after 6pm. I declined the first time tonight but she kept calling. She quit her job on the spot on Wednesday when they tried to give her a formal warning for leaving work early and spending the afternoon shitting on everyone in the work WhatsApp. Now she got her termination package and they deducted $200 she previously claimed that she wasn't entitled to and she's up in arms about the injustice of it all and how she won't be walked over.
Daniel Martin
hate the rebels
Ethan Bell
Grim stuff m8, probably best to go no contact? My mum has got her shit sorted and is extremely successful, I just can’t stand her when she’s pissed up.
Grayson Wood
Sounds like mum is highly sackable 2bh
Henry Stewart
Never seen my mum drunk.
Chase Sanchez
Yeah I guess I should stop answering, it never actually does anything anyway.
Sounds that way to me too, but she seems to think that people keep "betraying" her out of coincidence and her own actions play no part in it. She really is pathetic and part of me hopes her smoking habit will kill her before she degrades even further.
Gabriel Lewis
Fuckin hell
Carter Gutierrez
Excellent post
Jaxon Thompson
What a way to start my Friday. I hope I can again bang this thick girl with uber titties tonight. Wish me luck lads.
Connor Jenkins
I can get behind that. Good luck argiemutt bro.
Samuel Ortiz
eagerly awaiting Sunni Bill's sacking.
Carter Flores
Pics or it didn't happen
Sebastian Young
You'd just complain about too much ass.
Thomas Nguyen
>Yea Forums stereotyping
I resent that
Joshua Kelly
We're more interested in her tits anyway.
Julian Lewis
pretty based Yags pick shedfriend wish id followedc based Jags
Owen Myers
big fan of arse tbqh
Nathan Brown
If I was on my computer I'd crop a picture for you lads. I'll post them eventually, stay tuned.
Pro14 Semis + Playoff Friday >Glasgow vs Ulster >19:35, Scoutstoun Stadium Both teams have been very changeable throughout the season. Glasgow are looking very strong off of the last few rounds, beating Edinburgh comprehensively to top their pool. However Ulster managed a similar drubbing of Edinburgh the week before, with basically this exact setup, away from home. Stockdale at fullback has been a bit of a revelation and Ulster will look to play kick-chase attacking rugby. Glasgow are likely to muscle through with their back-row to make the sort of end to end breaks they thrive on. Glasgow by 3.
Saturday >Leinster vs Munster 14:30, RDS Stadium Leinster have picked a similar enough side to the one that played last week. Rob Kearney is out, Dave in to the wing with Larmour to fullback. Josh Van Der Flier replaces Sean O'Brien, which I honestly think is an iprovement. Sexton and Fardy are to the bench with Byrne and Ruddock replacing them. I think this is literally just to stop the inevitable fight happening in the opening 10. Munster have both Earls and Carbery back. While this will add some threat to Munster, I don't have any faith in their attack to keep up with Leinster's. Their best bet is to target Larmour in the air and Byrne in the line. Leinster by 8.
>Ospreys vs Sarlets 19:45, Liberty Stadium This is the playoff to see which team will play in the Champion's cup next season. Both teams fielding their best, give or take a couple injuries. Scarlets have looked seriously out of form, lacking reliable kickers as Halfpenny and Patchell are so injury prone. Osprey have been wildly inconsistent over the season but have looked much more orderly. They tend to play better with AWJ as captain, too. Osprey by 10.
back from my 21st only decent fuck-worthy single girl was 17 unfortunately so me and the boys held off still sorted out our europe trip though so was worth it
>Leinster vs Ulster final possible Besides that, I haven’t seen much European rugby so i don’t know anything about Stockdale at fullback but I still don’t like it
Stockdale hasn’t been the same since he dropped the ball, I reckon.
Hudson Roberts
Did Best play well?
Adrian Thomas
He was okay. Lost a few lineouts, but I suspect that had more to do with coordination in the line. Didn’t make much ground but most of Ulster’s errors were from the backs.
Lads, the condom slipped as I came even though I'd checked a few thrusts earlier. I think I came inside the condom but as I pulled it out, the condom remained inside. She's buying the pill as we speak. Thanks for reading my blog.
Ethan Wright
I appreciate both m8. Super Rugby extends back to the 90s and has been integral in thd development of NZ rugby. NPC is my favourite, go Harbour, but both need to exist imo.
Jordan Perez
That's quite a tale.
Justin Ward
Literally why being gay is the correct answer.
Nathan Wood
But then the condom can break and you have AIDS m8, know which one I'd prefer
Samuel Clark
Just like /rug/, you stay away from the pozzies.
Luis Bennett
Just do the bumsex but with a woman. That way you dont get aids, don't go to hell, and don't created any babies.
Peyper with the whistle, Gardner and O'Keefe on the sidelines, Skeen as TMO
Brandon Mitchell
Blues are allergic to the try line
Josiah Morris
HAHAHA POOS
Leo Rivera
>Get an absolute clinic from Perenara on how to half-back last week >Apply none of the lessons learned. Tear up Ruru's contract honestly.
Brody Cruz
the opposition tryline that is
Isaac Sanders
lol wow
Liam Price
ruru and pulu have been total shit the last few games
Daniel Jones
I hate Mitch Karpik with my entire being for going through the Auckland rugby system his entire life and then fucking off to hamilton as soon as he finished school.
Parker Lee
KEK fucking Nonu'd
Owen Lopez
Literally how professionalism works. The Blues were probably too dumb to offer him any decent money. By your logic, the Highlanders would be pathetic. Only a handful of their players are from Otago.
Lincoln Nelson
Does Pulu even know that he's a halfback?
Brayden Ward
He'd agreed to play for Auckland then got a phone call from Dave Rennie.
Chase Jackson
Fuck's sake poos
Aiden Rogers
Ah I see. Well if Rennie asked that means he won a Super Rugby title, which is more than any of the Blues have done.
Adam Thompson
PLUMBER
Eli Garcia
plumGOD
Hudson Morales
Clarke having a blinder of a game so far.
Leo Rogers
Karpik is having a blind game.
Carson Long
>Tolu Latu charged with drink driving just what the Tahs needed
Bentley Robinson
based byg finally getting married
Brody Nelson
Why's that dude marrying a slam pig
Connor Jenkins
>marriage ceremony not in a church enjoy going to hell fornicators
Wyatt Barnes
Sheddy you gonna get married at a Tahs game? Your guests would probably number more than a typical match crowd.
Andrew Martinez
see
Oliver Campbell
Apologise to all the Muslims and Jews right now.
Juan Thomas
Ah yes, the offside rule.
Jaxon Bennett
>blues fans complaining about refball
Jonathan Moore
mUh ReFbaLL
Jose Jones
>Facebook memes
Nolan Young
Marshy really does not want to see the Blues win.
Carter Jackson
Converted try then a dumb penalty right on full time to draw the game. Calling it now.
Nathan Gutierrez
agree with commentators that Jackson stopped play wrongly
based mitch dogshit tackling players without the ball
Ryder Perez
Beat the Highlanders, beat the Chiefs, moral victory over the cumgayders. BASED BLUES
Kevin Fisher
BONUS POINT THE MADMEN
Ethan Bell
fucking Blues ruining my bru
Xavier Wright
the blues are back
Julian Clark
harry misser
William Ross
Your turn now Reds.
Wyatt Taylor
damn blues stealing the mp away from me
Joshua Diaz
So the secret is to have a wedding at half time?
Kevin Ward
Oh never mind I picked them by 12, thought I'd gone with 9. Damn I'm good.
Oliver Parker
You don’t deserve points from Da Bloos
Caleb Thomas
I had them winning by more than anyone else except blues year guy. You shoulda kept the faith.
Angel Bennett
>picking the queefs wouldnt be me
Samuel Hughes
5 seconds of silence.
Lucas Kelly
BEN OKEEFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE REEEEE
Oliver Anderson
>ben okeeffe
Lincoln Miller
agree'shoild have been a penalty try
Liam Bell
based reds
Zachary Bailey
It’s fucking hilarious that o’queef is an eye surgeon.
Zachary Gonzalez
grim
Mason Walker
>Beale at fullback
David Jenkins
Rodda was on that ball for a full 5 seconds and O'Keefe didnt call it I hate this cunt
Tyler Parker
youd think the penalty would supersede the knock on
Grayson Parker
Phipps looking good as usual
Grayson Young
>pass to coconut >he drops it
Hudson Davis
>cameraman zooms in so we don’t see Natalie’s head nods
Henry Walker
HEGGERS
Wyatt Murphy
Forward pass
Anthony Powell
HEGARTY
Jackson Harris
the virgin chiefs tahs
the chad blues reds
Nathaniel Lewis
dont really agree with that alliance, the NSW-QLD relationship is more like Auckland and Christchurch or Wellington than fucking Waikato
Aaron Perry
Mafi needs to be the Wallabies reserve hooker
Lincoln Scott
surprisingly good call from Ben there
Jayden Morales
Hoopert was on the floor there wtf is Ben doing
Daniel Green
the fix is in cant be letting the tahs lose now can we
Asher Morgan
don't get salty lad, the Tahs bench has just been stronger
Liam Cook
Great game. I feel bad for the Reds, who were the better team in patches particularly in the first half. The refereeing was eh but I dont think it had much of an effect on the result, unfortunately the Reds fell off in the second half while the Tahs hit hard. Hegarty's kicking compared to Foley's sealed the deal.
Jackson Lopez
6 Reds tries to 4 Tahs' I think, really need to kick those goals
Owen Miller
,000 people online queueing in front of me to buy the Japan RWC ticket. >>All the watch-worthy matches are already sold out or close to selling out. Well shit
Evan Anderson
>saggy arse >tattoos >looks like a slag
2/10 wud not bang
Hunter Morris
LADS WTF
Connor Thomas
>> 75th min >> 2 point difference Damn this match is pretty nail biting.
Leinster Munster was way closer than the score suggests. The difference, I reckon was in the backs. Earls, Carbery and to an extent Conway are all top flight, but the rest are nowhere near a call up for Ireland. The weakest player in Leinster’s backs today was Ringrose. You’d think it would be Dave Kearney but he actually did pretty well. Ringrose has had some appalling decision making this last while and I wouldn’t be devastated to see him miss out on the WC.
Asher Cook
Just glad VDF is back and will be up to speed for the WC
Him and Leavy were badly needed against Sarries
Grayson Butler
Absolutely. He deserved his MOTM.
Tyler Foster
Was looking for highlights on youtube and found this
Hope toner is alright lads Yeah ringrose's form seems to have nearly gone off a cliff since the six nations, would seriously consider starting farrell ahead of him for the world cup
>some appalling decision making this last while It's funny that in the munster match for cronin's try he passed the ball in an almost identical position to the horribly butchered effort in the sarries match, so at leats he learned from that
There will be flawless perfect FREE HD streams flying around the place plus free vpn/proxies to use to access streams from other english speaking Countries come World Cup time.
Anyone who actually pays any pay channel to watch a free World Event needs their balls cutting off so they cannot spread the genes of stupidity, still can't believe the delusion of companies who actually paid millions to put the WC behind a pay wall when people can and will just go around it.
I've already sent my $60 to Spark, shall be enjoying high quality content both live and on demand. I also get the added benefit of financially supporting the people involved in the production of the even.t
Can I get some advice fellas? This is my first time playing rugby. I'm living in Japan and my friend asked me to join his team so I agreed.
They put me at Flanker but since I don't understand Japanese I am not sure if I'm playing correctly.
Like for example I was spending so much time clearing players out of the tackle scrum that I didn't get the chance to do much tackling, and when I thought I should help out with tackling I noticed that there were never many people clearing out. So I want to know what I should be prioritising?
Also where should I stand when we have the ball? I was standing right next to the scrum half a lot of the time because I had the energy for a run, but I noticed every time he got it he passed it to the half back, like straight past me, so should I be getting the ball off him and standing more to the side?
Flankers don't have designated positions on attack. If you're big and strong you may want to stand to the scrumhalf's side and go for a run, otherwise you may want to provide support pass and clean out options for the big forwards and nimble backs. It depends a lot on your team set up, you should probably ask the coach if he has any preferences for his game plan.
On defense, flankers are supposed to be good at tackling and at rucks. They are also supposed to get through a high amount of work. The balance between competing at the ruck and standing in the defensive line is very situational, compete at rucks you might win (if opposition support is far away or small) and stay out of rucks if your team is out of position on defence.
Justin Taylor
Wish the AIL was more like the M10. Tried getting into it but there’s basically no coverage.
Connor Hall
It will be a NZ ARG final and Argentina will win
Jace Barnes
Do we make it out of the group though, or do brave nippon do a number on us
If Argentina wins against south africa, then its pretty much impossible for the team to be ready to face NZ only after 5 days. You flatered us, but a second place would be a great achievement for us
Alexander Collins
Sunday to Saturday is usually regarded as six days. Otherwise youd almost never have a week between games.
Thomas Sullivan
I unironically and realistically see nothing other than a Japanese win over the Scots, That'll be their target game to get out of the group
Scotland to get Pearl Harboured, cap this
Julian Howard
Thanks this was very helpful.
Thomas Johnson
Scotland are hit and miss outside of Murrayfield. Japan are aiming for the QF, are at home in their own tournament with a crowd of hyped up nips behind them Japan could easily do it
Elijah Kelly
Based Richie spitting beer at a thot.
Jacob Cook
Dumbfuck richie apologising, could have just denied it happened.
Elijah Jenkins
>he actually did it hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Daniel Bailey
Might chuck a cheeky pick the poos way this weekend.
Chase Price
So Richie and the thot are true, but the thot is mates with the fag who hit on George Bridge?
Angel Edwards
getting down to stephen donald levels of spare fly halves lads
Ryder Ross
Having trouble picking the queefs v reds friday nite cripple fite.
Blake Richardson
Chiefs 2bh
Jackson King
At what moment did you realise the Crusaders were /ourguys/?
Dominic Torres
Sorry. Hurrigoats are.
Josiah Hughes
>cheaters >misogynists >violent #notmy/rug/
Isaac Gray
who /pregnantSamanthaHayes/ here lads
Joseph Taylor
Have never been, will never be.
Christopher Phillips
Waikato and Canterbury players have always been a disgrace to NZ rugby. Yokels, boguns, thugs.
Wanted to get kfc tonight but stood strong with my kiwi brethren #solidarity
Caleb Collins
I don't get it, I got KFC does that mean I'm bad?
Xavier Harris
yes
Eli Miller
I Googled, it's some sort of strike? Fuck working class scum, I'm glad I got KFC. They should be grateful they're not on the streets begging for drug money.
Luke Anderson
very northern beaches of you lad
Christian Myers
Actually they voted out Tony Abbott.
Eli Myers
Very Wentworth of you lad
Ayden Brooks
No you were right the first time, never go south of the river.
Parker Brown
Shan’t be letting the thread die just now. Off to international waters soon. Will be shitposting from France tomorrow so you all have that to look forward to.
Brayden Bennett
going on holidays?
Ryan Hernandez
m'rug
Andrew Rodriguez
Can see a French team like Toulouse/Racing/Clermont winning the CC next year.
Jaxson Martinez
>no hurricanes game this weekend yawn
Charles Scott
Only Clermont
Luke Foster
what are the chances that this whole crusaders thing is an elaborate plot by the saffas lads
Jason Williams
It's a plot by (((Sanzaar))) to both demoralise the team so other teams actually have a chance and add weight to the case for a name change.
Tyler Sanders
Gonna head up to Browns Bay this weekend and pinch the bum of every south african women in the area lads.
Isaac Harris
Pretty much zero. Pro rugby players are generally known to be douchebags, and whatsmore these guys are Cantabrians.
Daniel Reyes
It honestly shocks me how often these guys are drunk. I understand they have high stress jobs and can afford to drink regularly, but you hear about them getting absolutely wasted so often you wonder how they even survive.
Jonathan Morales
Bridge is from Gisborne and Ennor is from Auckland.
Caleb Barnes
Obviously led astray by Cantabrian animals like Mounga.
Hunter Wood
We call Gisborne "the Canterbury of the north"
Dylan Wright
Think Izzy Folau would be welcome at the Crusaders lads.
Nathan Jenkins
He'd be welcome anywhere that Alan Joyce isn't responsible for funding.
Noah Stewart
Who's Alan Joyce? Is that the lesbian dude in charge of RA?
Jaxson Ortiz
He's the literal faggot CEO of Qantas
Oliver Gomez
Not quite. Annual acquisition of wine. Works out way cheaper than buying the same stuff in Ireland.
Charles Hall
Ah. Same diff. Qantas run RA.
Gavin Edwards
Interesting that I’m still showing up as Irish. Currently docked in Cherbourg.
Jaxson Thompson
Holy shit what year is it? Is this still a thing? We used to fill the boot up in the family car before the chunnel was built.
Nathaniel Lee
It's 2019 mate.
Matthew Walker
Absolutely disgusted by the Poosaders team for being filthy pigs.
Henry Hill
Yeah absolutely. Trick is keeping just under the import limit. Still leaves about 20 cases of wine
Jonathan Martinez
been thinking of buying a real doll but need to find out if they can make silicon masks out of photos
Adrian Cruz
Have you considered just fucking a prozzie? If you’re that desperate for it, like.
>smash canterbury at home >win the M10 final in the 99th minute >moral victory in round one youtu.be/2Z6hGaokE9Q Honesty reckon DA BLOOS are gonna do it on saturday lads
Ian Rogers
The good thing about watching Blues v Poosaders with my Chch mate is that I can shrug and go meh if poosaders win but can absolutely shit down his throat if Blues win.
William Harris
You should give him the bash after we win.
Camden Wright
Nah he's my mate lol
Aiden Johnson
Based. Never dog your mates.
Bentley Cox
>mounga, bridge, havili, and ennor all named in the team He literally admitted to getting drink and spitting on a chick in a club christ.
Benjamin Hall
>I don't remember doing it but if I did I'm sorry Not exactly an admission of guilt lad.
Jason Rivera
404
Kevin Taylor
had a patient 404 today
Ryder Rivera
2bh
Ethan Mitchell
You doing okay lad?
Easton Green
Are Cane & Retallick back this week? Chiefs have been fucked without them.
Robert Fisher
100% fine not my first death and he'd everything possible done for him but the heroin had him at the end
Jacob Roberts
>Would you like cancer and a heart attack with those fries sir?
Jaxon James
Why have Munster released their new jerseys less than a week after the end of their season?