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SUPER RUGBY
Week 14

>Fri 17 May
Hurricanes 20-28 Jaguares
9:45 PM Rebels v Bulls Melbourne
>Sat 18 May
7:35 PM Blues v Chiefs, Eden Park, Auckland
9:45 PM Reds v Waratahs, Brisbane
>Sun 19 May
1:05 AM Lions v Highlanders, Johannesburg
3:15am Stormers v Crusaders, Cape Town

**all times in official RWCT**

Streams:
vipbox.live/rugby-live
vipleague.pw/rugby-schedule-streaming-links

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twitter.com/RUOKAnny/status/1130265799124348929
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Pro14

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Reminder.

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Another reminder.

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reposting from last thread:

drunk calls from mum

Tell mum I said suh

Genuinely doesn't matter now with two victories after that.

Scotland

Wank then bed.

She doesn't listen when she's in this state lad.

RED CARD

>>Last year they got the Brazilian soccer team outfits
>>Now they get this
Will the Bulls ever get a decent away jersey?

completely missed by the referees, Bulls 15 who made the pass to the try scorer got shoulder charged into the ground head first, may come up during the week

My brother and I don’t take calls from mum after 5pm, we don’t drink either because of her.

Yeah my sister puts her phone on airplane mode after 6pm. I declined the first time tonight but she kept calling. She quit her job on the spot on Wednesday when they tried to give her a formal warning for leaving work early and spending the afternoon shitting on everyone in the work WhatsApp. Now she got her termination package and they deducted $200 she previously claimed that she wasn't entitled to and she's up in arms about the injustice of it all and how she won't be walked over.

hate the rebels

Grim stuff m8, probably best to go no contact? My mum has got her shit sorted and is extremely successful, I just can’t stand her when she’s pissed up.

Sounds like mum is highly sackable 2bh

Never seen my mum drunk.

Yeah I guess I should stop answering, it never actually does anything anyway.

Sounds that way to me too, but she seems to think that people keep "betraying" her out of coincidence and her own actions play no part in it. She really is pathetic and part of me hopes her smoking habit will kill her before she degrades even further.

Fuckin hell

Excellent post

What a way to start my Friday. I hope I can again bang this thick girl with uber titties tonight.
Wish me luck lads.

I can get behind that. Good luck argiemutt bro.

eagerly awaiting Sunni Bill's sacking.

Pics or it didn't happen

You'd just complain about too much ass.

>Yea Forums stereotyping

I resent that

We're more interested in her tits anyway.

pretty based Yags pick shedfriend
wish id followedc
based Jags

big fan of arse tbqh

If I was on my computer I'd crop a picture for you lads. I'll post them eventually, stay tuned.

Yeah! Here we go! Rawr!

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Pro14 Semis + Playoff
Friday
>Glasgow vs Ulster
>19:35, Scoutstoun Stadium
Both teams have been very changeable throughout the season. Glasgow are looking very strong off of the last few rounds, beating Edinburgh comprehensively to top their pool. However Ulster managed a similar drubbing of Edinburgh the week before, with basically this exact setup, away from home. Stockdale at fullback has been a bit of a revelation and Ulster will look to play kick-chase attacking rugby. Glasgow are likely to muscle through with their back-row to make the sort of end to end breaks they thrive on. Glasgow by 3.

Saturday
>Leinster vs Munster
14:30, RDS Stadium
Leinster have picked a similar enough side to the one that played last week. Rob Kearney is out, Dave in to the wing with Larmour to fullback. Josh Van Der Flier replaces Sean O'Brien, which I honestly think is an iprovement. Sexton and Fardy are to the bench with Byrne and Ruddock replacing them. I think this is literally just to stop the inevitable fight happening in the opening 10. Munster have both Earls and Carbery back. While this will add some threat to Munster, I don't have any faith in their attack to keep up with Leinster's. Their best bet is to target Larmour in the air and Byrne in the line. Leinster by 8.

>Ospreys vs Sarlets
19:45, Liberty Stadium
This is the playoff to see which team will play in the Champion's cup next season. Both teams fielding their best, give or take a couple injuries. Scarlets have looked seriously out of form, lacking reliable kickers as Halfpenny and Patchell are so injury prone. Osprey have been wildly inconsistent over the season but have looked much more orderly. They tend to play better with AWJ as captain, too. Osprey by 10.

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Vamooo jaguaares nomaaa!!

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BASED

back from my 21st
only decent fuck-worthy single girl was 17 unfortunately so me and the boys held off
still sorted out our europe trip though so was worth it

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>Leinster vs Ulster final possible
Besides that, I haven’t seen much European rugby so i don’t know anything about Stockdale at fullback but I still don’t like it

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give argie gf

Victoria digna

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Here you go m8

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pretty grim m8 but not much different than here

Do you want a pro abortion gf?

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sure, why not

Post more mat3

Super rugga

BASED argies being the lone light in SA rugby

>cricket world cup bru
would rather pass a kidney stone but thanks bill

Yearly reminder that cricket is not a sport, but actually a waste of time

>Lulster

Reminder Glasgow are /ourteam/

Talk by thyself

Arent you the monkey that didnt know what a grand slam was

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...

>rooting for Scots
lol no

Newfag detected

Sounds like they’re /yourteam/ and nobody else’s.

Ulster out here getting fucking heemed 2bh

I am the /rug/

Stockdale hasn’t been the same since he dropped the ball, I reckon.

Did Best play well?

He was okay. Lost a few lineouts, but I suspect that had more to do with coordination in the line. Didn’t make much ground but most of Ulster’s errors were from the backs.

Not the best.

absolute madman

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She's coming to my place later lads, I'm all set.

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Wait, do you want her to fuck you or vomit on you?

Or both...

Chocolate is for after sex if she fancies some.

Well I suppose $200 is an understandable motivation. I mean think of all the things she will do with an extra $200 in her pockets

Think of all the booze she could buy.

whats izzy gonna do when he gets bankrupted after failing to sue RA

Sell the story to Womens Weekly.

play for big money in france/japan

Live off his smoking hot netball wife

Come to my house and chuck the footy around

>Alan Joyce puts pressure on RA to get Izzy canned yet at the same time is in bed with the UAE

Can't really care about his own kind that much.

Laugh as Australia crash out of the pool stages in the RWC

Watching Rapid Rugby lads

Caved in and voted

Did you vote Yes?

Panicked and put an X in both boxes
(actually didnt vote in the referendum lol)

Classic self-heem

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Does that count as Maybe?

Tackle around the legs lads

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hopefully

I'm sure a large portion of the Australian public fuck up their ballots. You'll be fine.

Fiji just got 2 yellows kek

Is that Kirk Van Houten's pictionary drawing of dignity on her finger?

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Going to the footy tonight lads

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Wasn't looking at her finger tbt

FIJ 19 - 19 SAM at HT lads
Wish someone else were watching ;_;

What channel m8?

It's on sky sports 1. Pretty entertaining actually

FIJ 24 - 26 SAM, 20 to go

>white guy playing for samoa

>Samoans playing for Australia

What a fuckkng try Jesus

The shy, humble, quiet Pacific Islander doesn't make for very good interviewing kek. All day.

coz they earn more than 2 coconuts for playing, duno what a white guy wants with 2 coconuts over dollars

>I'd take the 2
Women in rugby commentary for what reason

Probably not quite good enough for a NZ SR side m8. He plays for Counties.

Ya blew it kek

Jesus that kick was atrocious.

Thrilling finish!

No way
What a banger

>tfw not smashing pack some post match kava in Lautoka

Rapid rugby ay?
I'm sold.

My gf lads

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Business idea, replace the south african conference with the rapid rugby teams.

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That's a big ass

Looking good m8

Paddy'll have a panic attack if he sees that ass

Nice to see some tatted girls today lads, good stuff.

Force vs Fiji
Shall.

-4 RSA teams
+1 Argie team
+1 Fijian team
+1 Samoan team
+1 Tongan team
has the added benefit of making SANZAAR bankrupt

Big fan of the hair 2bh.

We watching the St Johns College derby lads?

A profesional mitre 10 cup
A profesional currie cup

A new cup (like the euro champions cup)

Keep Sunwolves, bring back Force, ditch SA, add Fiji and Samoa. Simple.

Call it Mega Rugby.

Fucking american system franchise is the problem rugby clubs is the true identity of the game !

Steady on m8

What do you prefer? Canterbury or Crusaders , wellington or hurricanes , taranaki or chiefs , auckland or blues ?

I hadn't noticed but yeah. It's not a meme that we are hardcore Simpsons fans
UNA VELA

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Lads, the condom slipped as I came even though I'd checked a few thrusts earlier. I think I came inside the condom but as I pulled it out, the condom remained inside.
She's buying the pill as we speak.
Thanks for reading my blog.

I appreciate both m8.
Super Rugby extends back to the 90s and has been integral in thd development of NZ rugby. NPC is my favourite, go Harbour, but both need to exist imo.

That's quite a tale.

Literally why being gay is the correct answer.

But then the condom can break and you have AIDS m8, know which one I'd prefer

Just like /rug/, you stay away from the pozzies.

Just do the bumsex but with a woman. That way you dont get aids, don't go to hell, and don't created any babies.

Odds Wendy's, evens KFC.

'Need someone to carry the bags steve?'

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Blues by 7
Reds by 2

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Blues by 11
Reds by 7

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STRONGLY suggest you move that Blues pick up a couple of points.

you best believe i have nothing to lose

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Nani Seturo is such a fucking meme

Blues are so disappointing

How the fuck was that offside not cynical

>Glen Jackson

Ah

bumping this

Reffing hell:

Peyper with the whistle, Gardner and O'Keefe on the sidelines, Skeen as TMO

Blues are allergic to the try line

HAHAHA POOS

>Get an absolute clinic from Perenara on how to half-back last week
>Apply none of the lessons learned.
Tear up Ruru's contract honestly.

the opposition tryline that is

lol wow

ruru and pulu have been total shit the last few games

I hate Mitch Karpik with my entire being for going through the Auckland rugby system his entire life and then fucking off to hamilton as soon as he finished school.

KEK fucking Nonu'd

Literally how professionalism works. The Blues were probably too dumb to offer him any decent money. By your logic, the Highlanders would be pathetic. Only a handful of their players are from Otago.

Does Pulu even know that he's a halfback?

He'd agreed to play for Auckland then got a phone call from Dave Rennie.

Fuck's sake poos

Ah I see. Well if Rennie asked that means he won a Super Rugby title, which is more than any of the Blues have done.

PLUMBER

plumGOD

Clarke having a blinder of a game so far.

Karpik is having a blind game.

>Tolu Latu charged with drink driving
just what the Tahs needed

based byg finally getting married

Why's that dude marrying a slam pig

>marriage ceremony not in a church
enjoy going to hell fornicators

Sheddy you gonna get married at a Tahs game? Your guests would probably number more than a typical match crowd.

see

Apologise to all the Muslims and Jews right now.

Ah yes, the offside rule.

>blues fans complaining about refball

mUh ReFbaLL

>Facebook memes

Marshy really does not want to see the Blues win.

Converted try then a dumb penalty right on full time to draw the game. Calling it now.

agree with commentators that Jackson stopped play wrongly

*dabs*

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based

Beers at Citizen Park tonight lads

based mitch dogshit tackling players without the ball

Beat the Highlanders, beat the Chiefs, moral victory over the cumgayders. BASED BLUES

BONUS POINT THE MADMEN

fucking Blues ruining my bru

the blues are back

harry misser

Your turn now Reds.

damn blues stealing the mp away from me

So the secret is to have a wedding at half time?

Oh never mind I picked them by 12, thought I'd gone with 9. Damn I'm good.

You don’t deserve points from Da Bloos

I had them winning by more than anyone else except blues year guy. You shoulda kept the faith.

>picking the queefs
wouldnt be me

5 seconds of silence.

BEN OKEEFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE REEEEE

>ben okeeffe

agree'shoild have been a penalty try

based reds

It’s fucking hilarious that o’queef is an eye surgeon.

grim

>Beale at fullback

Rodda was on that ball for a full 5 seconds and O'Keefe didnt call it
I hate this cunt

youd think the penalty would supersede the knock on

Phipps looking good as usual

>pass to coconut
>he drops it

>cameraman zooms in so we don’t see Natalie’s head nods

HEGGERS

Forward pass

HEGARTY

the virgin chiefs tahs

the chad blues reds

dont really agree with that alliance, the NSW-QLD relationship is more like Auckland and Christchurch or Wellington than fucking Waikato

Mafi needs to be the Wallabies reserve hooker

surprisingly good call from Ben there

Hoopert was on the floor there wtf is Ben doing

the fix is in
cant be letting the tahs lose now can we

don't get salty lad, the Tahs bench has just been stronger

Great game. I feel bad for the Reds, who were the better team in patches particularly in the first half. The refereeing was eh but I dont think it had much of an effect on the result, unfortunately the Reds fell off in the second half while the Tahs hit hard. Hegarty's kicking compared to Foley's sealed the deal.

6 Reds tries to 4 Tahs' I think, really need to kick those goals

,000 people online queueing in front of me to buy the Japan RWC ticket.
>>All the watch-worthy matches are already sold out or close to selling out.
Well shit

>saggy arse
>tattoos
>looks like a slag

2/10 wud not bang

LADS WTF

>> 75th min
>> 2 point difference
Damn this match is pretty nail biting.

mom's friend

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>more divegrass on today
Jesus Christ

Leinster Munster was way closer than the score suggests. The difference, I reckon was in the backs. Earls, Carbery and to an extent Conway are all top flight, but the rest are nowhere near a call up for Ireland. The weakest player in Leinster’s backs today was Ringrose. You’d think it would be Dave Kearney but he actually did pretty well. Ringrose has had some appalling decision making this last while and I wouldn’t be devastated to see him miss out on the WC.

Just glad VDF is back and will be up to speed for the WC

Him and Leavy were badly needed against Sarries

Absolutely. He deserved his MOTM.

Was looking for highlights on youtube and found this

youtube.com/watch?v=11VFs_9x1yE

W E W
E
W

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Hope toner is alright lads
Yeah ringrose's form seems to have nearly gone off a cliff since the six nations, would seriously consider starting farrell ahead of him for the world cup

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>some appalling decision making this last while
It's funny that in the munster match for cronin's try he passed the ball in an almost identical position to the horribly butchered effort in the sarries match, so at leats he learned from that

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>would seriously consider starting farrell ahead of him for the world cup
Don't rate him desu

Brazil 19-38 Uruguay XV
Argentina XV 55-3 Chile
Colombia 43-13 Paraguay

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>another fucking draw

>Chris Farrell
I’d use the warm up games to trial a few other options. O’Loughlin, Arnold, McCloskey all come to mind.

>Don't rate him desu

Not him but id rather Farrell than Bundee "can't receive a pass" aki

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Unbeaten Saffa round. And I saw it live

Kek the Saders got a taste of their own medicine with a bullshit no try decision. Feels good.

love god
love women
hate rugby

simple as

Ireland will lose to South Africa in the 1/4 final of the RWC

No, SA will be forced to pick a bunch of Ngubus and will lose 43-17 to Ireland

Fiji will make semis

People should start predicting draws more often.

Slow night lads.

Yeah.

ragby

Ireland will lose to Fiji in the semi, leading to a Wales - Fiji final

Please god let this happen, I don't even care at this point the circumstances of getting beyond the quarters, just that we do

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Who will be the ones to knock NZ out?

Based Nippon, of course.

Generals shall prevail

Canada

It's only ever France.

Did anyone watch Grammar v Kings on SparkSports? This retard is trying to tell me it was a great test of the system, but somehow I don't think the numbers tuning in will be the same as a world cup match stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/112768561/spark-sport-pass-first-rugby-broadcast-test-with-flying-colours-ahead-of-world-cup

There will be flawless perfect FREE HD streams flying around the place plus free vpn/proxies to use to access streams from other english speaking Countries come World Cup time.

Anyone who actually pays any pay channel to watch a free World Event needs their balls cutting off so they cannot spread the genes of stupidity, still can't believe the delusion of companies who actually paid millions to put the WC behind a pay wall when people can and will just go around it.

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I've already sent my $60 to Spark, shall be enjoying high quality content both live and on demand. I also get the added benefit of financially supporting the people involved in the production of the even.t

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That shit posting kaffa

>France
>getting out of the pool stages

You are based and wonderful. I love you.

Looking forward uo M10 cup lads. Games I shall definitely be attending:
Auckland v Harbour
Harbour v BOP
Auckland v Canterbury

Honestly thinking about flying over for Reds v Blues.

>george bridge is a fagbasher
Never liked him 2bh.

>video is 0:01 long
Sounds like someone is after a pay day.

Holy shit this bitch is insane. Asian mutts, not even once: twitter.com/RUOKAnny/status/1130265799124348929

Can't wait to see the footage from mcdonald's security exonerating our brave lads, could have easily been murdered over there by these fag hags twitter.com/Kaylene_vDalen/status/1128912476496637952

>boer twink
twitter.com/boertwink/status/1130088878382157824 grim stuff

Actual story: guy hit on George Bridge and got told to fuck off.

Ah yes le someone tweeted a story so it must be true generation.
High hopes for the future lads.

Actual story: muscular rugby professional ignores pig-like womenlets in club.

But 2bh, it sounds like a legit Crusaders story.

People should be allowed to vote or use twitter. Not both.

Equally meaningless.

Itt: Shit posting kaffa poster hit on Havilli?

Had a goodie on Sat lads
Might go to the last one too
Kingsland was pumping afterwards too.

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Sweet, game nights at yours then?

If SBW goes to the WC I am going to throw a hissy fit.

If Nonu doesn't go, I'll be steamin

r8 my legs lads.
Also, rugby.

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Can I get some advice fellas? This is my first time playing rugby. I'm living in Japan and my friend asked me to join his team so I agreed.

They put me at Flanker but since I don't understand Japanese I am not sure if I'm playing correctly.

Like for example I was spending so much time clearing players out of the tackle scrum that I didn't get the chance to do much tackling, and when I thought I should help out with tackling I noticed that there were never many people clearing out. So I want to know what I should be prioritising?

Also where should I stand when we have the ball? I was standing right next to the scrum half a lot of the time because I had the energy for a run, but I noticed every time he got it he passed it to the half back, like straight past me, so should I be getting the ball off him and standing more to the side?

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Flankers don't have designated positions on attack. If you're big and strong you may want to stand to the scrumhalf's side and go for a run, otherwise you may want to provide support pass and clean out options for the big forwards and nimble backs. It depends a lot on your team set up, you should probably ask the coach if he has any preferences for his game plan.

On defense, flankers are supposed to be good at tackling and at rucks. They are also supposed to get through a high amount of work. The balance between competing at the ruck and standing in the defensive line is very situational, compete at rucks you might win (if opposition support is far away or small) and stay out of rucks if your team is out of position on defence.

Wish the AIL was more like the M10. Tried getting into it but there’s basically no coverage.

It will be a NZ ARG final and Argentina will win

Do we make it out of the group though, or do brave nippon do a number on us

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Scotland cause a massive upset and beat Japan but we beat both of them and go through as top seeds

Most likely: Scotland and Ireland both go through to quarters and fail miserably.

Based

Will it be a SH semifinals again though?

think thats unlikely

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If Argentina wins against south africa, then its pretty much impossible for the team to be ready to face NZ only after 5 days.
You flatered us, but a second place would be a great achievement for us

Sunday to Saturday is usually regarded as six days. Otherwise youd almost never have a week between games.

I unironically and realistically see nothing other than a Japanese win over the Scots, That'll be their target game to get out of the group

Scotland to get Pearl Harboured, cap this

Thanks this was very helpful.

Scotland are hit and miss outside of Murrayfield.
Japan are aiming for the QF, are at home in their own tournament with a crowd of hyped up nips behind them
Japan could easily do it

Based Richie spitting beer at a thot.

Dumbfuck richie apologising, could have just denied it happened.

>he actually did it
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Might chuck a cheeky pick the poos way this weekend.

So Richie and the thot are true, but the thot is mates with the fag who hit on George Bridge?

getting down to stephen donald levels of spare fly halves lads

Having trouble picking the queefs v reds friday nite cripple fite.

Chiefs 2bh

At what moment did you realise the Crusaders were /ourguys/?

Sorry. Hurrigoats are.

>cheaters
>misogynists
>violent
#notmy/rug/

who /pregnantSamanthaHayes/ here lads

Have never been, will never be.

Waikato and Canterbury players have always been a disgrace to NZ rugby. Yokels, boguns, thugs.

for me its laura tupou & jenna lynch

2 very basic bitches right there wew

Alison Pugh for me

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instagram.com/alxethelion
Why won't he let it go?

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>goats
>Only won one championship
Cringe

Me

Wanted to get kfc tonight but stood strong with my kiwi brethren #solidarity

I don't get it, I got KFC does that mean I'm bad?

yes

I Googled, it's some sort of strike? Fuck working class scum, I'm glad I got KFC. They should be grateful they're not on the streets begging for drug money.

very northern beaches of you lad

Actually they voted out Tony Abbott.

Very Wentworth of you lad

No you were right the first time, never go south of the river.

Shan’t be letting the thread die just now. Off to international waters soon. Will be shitposting from France tomorrow so you all have that to look forward to.

going on holidays?

m'rug

Can see a French team like Toulouse/Racing/Clermont winning the CC next year.

>no hurricanes game this weekend
yawn

Only Clermont

what are the chances that this whole crusaders thing is an elaborate plot by the saffas lads

It's a plot by (((Sanzaar))) to both demoralise the team so other teams actually have a chance and add weight to the case for a name change.

Gonna head up to Browns Bay this weekend and pinch the bum of every south african women in the area lads.

Pretty much zero.
Pro rugby players are generally known to be douchebags, and whatsmore these guys are Cantabrians.

It honestly shocks me how often these guys are drunk. I understand they have high stress jobs and can afford to drink regularly, but you hear about them getting absolutely wasted so often you wonder how they even survive.

Bridge is from Gisborne and Ennor is from Auckland.

Obviously led astray by Cantabrian animals like Mounga.

We call Gisborne "the Canterbury of the north"

Think Izzy Folau would be welcome at the Crusaders lads.

He'd be welcome anywhere that Alan Joyce isn't responsible for funding.

Who's Alan Joyce? Is that the lesbian dude in charge of RA?

He's the literal faggot CEO of Qantas

Not quite. Annual acquisition of wine. Works out way cheaper than buying the same stuff in Ireland.

Ah.
Same diff. Qantas run RA.

Interesting that I’m still showing up as Irish. Currently docked in Cherbourg.

Holy shit what year is it? Is this still a thing? We used to fill the boot up in the family car before the chunnel was built.

It's 2019 mate.

Absolutely disgusted by the Poosaders team for being filthy pigs.

Yeah absolutely. Trick is keeping just under the import limit. Still leaves about 20 cases of wine

been thinking of buying a real doll but need to find out if they can make silicon masks out of photos

Have you considered just fucking a prozzie? If you’re that desperate for it, like.

Shall be letting this 404 2bh

*saves /rug/*

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Singapoo with the complete loser post as usual

Begone traitor.

Fucking keen for some KFC with all this talk in the news honestly.

Just tried their new hotblaze grilled chicken the other day. Goldspice chicken was way better.

Papá garrón incoming.

>being this new

Just let it 404 lads.

Not an argument.

>not an argument
Hey Singashit, 2017 called, they want their "bantz" back.

stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/112936270/world-rugby-raises-offer-to-get-global-tournament-across-the-line
>doesn't even tell us what the increased offer is

>smash canterbury at home
>win the M10 final in the 99th minute
>moral victory in round one
youtu.be/2Z6hGaokE9Q
Honesty reckon DA BLOOS are gonna do it on saturday lads

The good thing about watching Blues v Poosaders with my Chch mate is that I can shrug and go meh if poosaders win but can absolutely shit down his throat if Blues win.

You should give him the bash after we win.

Nah he's my mate lol

Based. Never dog your mates.

>mounga, bridge, havili, and ennor all named in the team
He literally admitted to getting drink and spitting on a chick in a club christ.

>I don't remember doing it but if I did I'm sorry
Not exactly an admission of guilt lad.

404

had a patient 404 today

2bh

You doing okay lad?

Are Cane & Retallick back this week? Chiefs have been fucked without them.

100% fine not my first death and he'd everything possible done for him but the heroin had him at the end

>Would you like cancer and a heart attack with those fries sir?

Why have Munster released their new jerseys less than a week after the end of their season?

dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-7060145/World-Rugby-make-1bn-offer-bid-salvage-Nations-Championship-amid-threat-Six-Nations-deal.html
Extra amount is £1b. Doesn't sound like much. It seems like World Rugby really wants this to work out.

dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-7048397/Israel-Folau-misses-deadline-launch-appeal-against-sacking-Rugby-Australia.html
dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-7044173/Rugby-Australia-crisis-deepens-prop-Tolu-Latu-charged-drink-driving.html
>the state of Australian rugby

dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-7045363/GAIN-LINE-Elite-players-given-key-role-shaping-13-team-Premiership.html
dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-7045147/Newcastle-Falcons-owner-Semore-Kurdi-calls-bigger-flight.html
We 13 team Gallagher Premiership soon. Might be even more in the future.

rugbypass.com/news/crusaders-fiji-omission-could-leave-door-open-for-all-blacks-call-up/
New Zealand poaching coconuts again?

Better question: Why does it look like a fucking GAA Jersey, its hideous

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Looks like a local soccer team kit.

Trying to get media attention away from the mess they've made of their backroom staff and put a positive spin on things

Adidas, mate

Dreading the new Leinster kit if this is anything to go off of.

Outstanding post

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Shall be bumping the thread now.

Oi Paddy do the Reds travel well?

middling

but also they’re resting kerevi

Was a dark day when NZ rugby moved from CCC to Adidas.

Speaking of dark days:
>/rug/ cant finish a thread by Friday

Yes that's it, 404 my pretty

Someone bake a freshie