/heem/

Flat lighting my guy

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based

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fer sher flat lighting gadooshed him but them muscles are flat too b

based and cuntpilled

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Hm? Talking to me m8?

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hold on i'm talking brotha.

poo Coral

has there been a more alpha moment in MMA?

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back up doot

doggie you dont want none of this shit dog

cuando yo hablo tu tienes callate

this is what i wanted to say. fake. fake. what i wanted to say is fake. fake. fake.

Can't go to sleep somebody heem me pls

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ONE FC starts in 3 hours. Just stay up.

Based and Redpilled

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Oh fer ser I agree b, but I disagree b. It's all the water weight he's cutting my dude. Losing all that water weight will make you look weak my dude, but like I said I agree b. He looks like he's been gadooshed by dehydration.

Tony is alpha and redpilled on the Zionist from training with Eddie

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So is heem gonna cancel Tony after Khabib 50-43s him like you frontrunning dorks do with every meme of the month?

He got gadooshed by the lighting and water loss b. Water we evin doin heur? Dana look I know you lik your boi, but hey get him on that keto diet. He's lookin lik sum tiramisu lover.

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Tony is /our/guy and you can heem yourself for all I care.

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Khabob was supposed to fight cowboy twice and pulled out both times. Goat material.

it is almost 10 between cowboy and tony, way more then 2 on cowboy alone

Reminder that Tony was supposed to fight Dustin or Max but oh wait he was so scared shitless of real competition that he didn't even sign on to fight them oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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oh fer sher b I agree but bodybuilders dehydrate to look shredded b but yeah like I said I agree but I have to disagree b but I don't know

Can't wait for the inevitable nude leaks

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I could definitely wait

she looked better before, now she just looks like a fridge, wtf happened?

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>Max
>Real competition
Good one

>women look worse with age
no shit

B you've convinced me here. Like I said I disagree, but I gotta agree with you here. Those Mr Olympia boys are j-j-jacked. Shouts out my boy Phil Heath I used to roll with him back in the day. But like I said b, the dehydration myth just got debunked by that claim. If I had to guess it's because Khabib eats tiramisu and isn't a keto kid. Put him on some onnit supplements like alpha brain and get him on a keto diet and he would be j-j-jacked like my boy Phil Heath, but right now he's looking sawft. I mean water we doin hear khabib? Do you even lift bud?

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she's 25, she looks at least 10 years older than that

>cuts down from 200lbs to 135lbs

Heh, nothing personnel, womenlets.

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Vanity workouts and fighting workouts have not much in common, so they produce different results.
A lot of the time fighters also do vanity workouts, because they want to look good, but not everyone does it. Habibi or Askren clearly don't.

The best part of that video was that Werdum's spanish is clearer than Tony's spanish. Half the """mexican""" fighters in the UFC don't spick a lick of spanish lmao. And of course they are always the biggest MEXICAN BROWN PRIDE fags.

Quietly excited for this weekend's card.
In particular looking forward to Pat Cummins vs Ed Herman.
It's in Rochester, what's Rochester like?

Women stop developing and being aging about 20 months after menstruation begins. So women are really beginning to age before they turn 18.
Men take longer to develop, and start aging int he first half of their 20s. This is also why at one point in school girls can be taller than dudes, because they are basically adults at that point.
Just science. Nature wants wombs ready to produce more humans as fast as possible, while the expendable male has to be built up a bit so he can break his back for the tribe.

who's your schaubfu?

Frankie Edgar.

Alll mee.

I'm glad frankie Edgar got the shot over Vilkanovski, ufc screwed him out of the Conor fight.

Who's your favorite can?
For me it's eryk YA BOI anders

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What's next for blowjob pencil? blowjob pencil is still to this day, breaking records. He currently has the biggest losing streak in the ufc. What an absolute peach blowjob pencil is.

Who should blowjob pencil fight next? Maybe he should fight Mike Jackson at this point.

By the way, I invented blowjob pencil. The hottest and newest mémé on heem.

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Where are your manners you foul mouthed bong.

in your mums bottom! ha!

he should aim for the negative record and surpass Artem

On track to beat BJ's streak by 2021
UFC loves him so he won't get cut

I'm gonna heem the fek outta you hombre *flicks a jab*

for me its based ref

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If Artem Lobov had lost every one of his fights he would be defeated, that's just how good he is.

He should move to bareknuckle fighting.

His record against people with Wikipedia pages is 2 wins, 4 losses.

youtube.com/watch?v=q6itKD_yk2I&feature=youtu.be

ENTER THE DRAGON

I have a feeling Lewis vs Overeem is next

Link dead :(

youtube.com/watch?v=Ezh0wdufwaw

khabib.
hasnt fought ANYONE of substance yet and almost lost to New York tough

FOR AN ATHLETE, HE'S SURPRISINGLY OUT OF BREATH

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Awesome, thanks user. I'll tune in a bit later.

Wake up Khabib, it over

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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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can someone please change rego to heem

instagram.com/p/BxitTW9oxUe/

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>I'd heem every in here

For some reason ONE has made it no longer free to watch in NZ and I have to dl some shitty app and it doesnt start for 3 hours.
Stream links?

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

.

Every single woman with that phenotype is a bitch

Even blocked on youtube?

yeah region blocked, and as much as I wanna watch yod heem someone I aint paying for some shitty sparksports subscription.

>Vanity workouts
not familiar with this retarded concept

>i don't know what "doing curls" means and how it doesn't make you a better boxer

Well I know what his walkout song is

youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

Pathetic wagies. Is there anything more pathetic?

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>there were fights tonight
shit how late to the party am i?

what the fuck

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This is based it builds team bonding and it's fun

Watching one lads

How long until sage fights?

3.5 bongs

cheers lad

team costco would booty blast walmart

could be wrong, it would be 100% correct if it was a UFC event

>wmma
>real sport

Sage got a 70/70 contract to start his UFC career

>w
>real sport

holy fuck you lads seen this?

JUST

Too bad they're not usig mma gloves, kickboxing and muay thai with mma gloves is pure kino

DELETE

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yeah he's building houses for scabs in dublin or something.

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And its not region blocked on Facebook.
Its a friday, ive got protein shake and chicken and im keen to see tonnon heem, sage get heemed, yod heem and aoki heem.
Gunna be a long night

conor prepping himself with goodwill for the people for a political career

>Ireland forever
>Ireland first
>Ireland always

based

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This is absolute based tho

he'll be back

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>VitaMix, user?

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Is the Schaub special out today

i just want to heem somebody

...

40/40 member all the memes

Roided russians just throwing spinny shit to break up the action cause hes gassing.
Ban rolling thunders or allow ground strikes desu

When I hear Miesha Tate commentating, I think of that one picture. You know the one.

Taking a big Schaub

Tonnon just got a heel hook in the first minute, he's fucking legit.

looks like someone attacked him with hairclippers

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Seriously link me schaubs special right fucking now im not kidding and none of that showtime bullshit not signing up for that shit

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anyone got a link 4 onefc today?

That's what really frustrates me about kickboxing.
Gaming the resets is part of the sport.

It's not out til tonight you silly leaf

It's fine. It's slightly gamey but they're doing highly impressive and powerful strikes each time.

one of you zilches better fucking stream that shit

BRENDAN
PETER
SCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUB

favorite FEMALE combatant???

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He the roided one or the autistic one?

y'halfta subbort corelmediams my homie, don't steal cawlntent. its stealing art my man. would y'steal the moan of lisa? ya didnt think so. kick rocks.

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The autistic one
He's an odd dude but 5-0 is good considering he skipped ammy's due to his bjj record.
You rarely see leg logs actually used effectively in high level mma.

Good post.

favorite schaub joke? no kidding here blud

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I like his bit about Ben Rothwell that he did with Joe Rogan.

For me it's when he talks about how he got so freakin high that one time that he was like "broooo i am so high". That was a real thigh slapper.

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Where the fuck is derek? any of you have an idea?

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DC is going to break Stipe just like Jones broke DC.

Favourite moderator across all MMA discussion platforms?

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The bland leading the bland

youtu.be/hvMbHnvVYmU

Does the main card for One start in 40 minutes?

100%

no

Great. Pissed I missed Tonon, thought he would be main card.

Didn't miss much, 1st round sub, he essentially went for a single leg and then sat it down and got a heel hook.

Where do I get these ufc posters?

ufcstore.com/collections/poster

I think she is on some birth control pills that are reducing her estrogen levels. She used to have a very nice womanly fat distribution.

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Oh no is Sage debuting today?

Yes!

Joe Rogan is now officially considered a neo-nazi and will be lynched after 2020 elections (and it's a good thing)

reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/bpispd/whats_the_deal_with_joe_rogan_being_a_gateway_to/

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Wtf do they not show main card on yt?

fucking based webbumaussie.

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ONE stream?

khabib had seizures

more like SHEzures cuz he's a little cutbabby bitch haha high five

>Force me to watch on their app
>Still stream it on youtube through the app
Get fucked.
youtube.com/watch?t=0h59s&v=Hmr4V-l8Srw

It would appear the youtube stream is back up.

based

Danke.

Up to 2.6 billion potential viewers lads

What body type is this?

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lobov-esque

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gsp did nothing wrong

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Is sage gonna get heemed?

Here we go, first fight of the main card.
Muay Thai vs Striking

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He's had more professional fights than I've had hot dinners

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damn, boomer lost :(

4u

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Day of the BOOM incoming lads

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The Roided Reachlet

Link?
Also , is anybody gonna watch Glory 65 today?
Gonna need a link for that too

Please see and do the needful

>In my personal opinion, I feel like the bus incident was organized with UFC's help.
>I can't accuse them, but I would give it 70 per cent that they did it.
>He's there with his cameras and his PR team with him shooting.
>An important point: the Barclays Center is a very big arena, a 20,000 person arena, but he knew where we were exactly. How could they have known? And how did they enter the arena with a gang of 20, 30 men? Come on.
>I'm an athlete, but I'm also educated. My brain works pretty well for 15 years of fighting. I haven't taken many shots to the head so I still have brains.

From the same interview where he said he had weight cut issues.

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How many of these girls have had their jaws shaved

It has not been made available in my country.

You'd be surprised how much work these things have done in order to look like that.

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shits scary how do i know if im banging authentic beauty?

If they look good, they're fake.

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Exactly my thought

That's fucked. Sorry to hear that.

If they are from south korea you can be 99% guaranteed they have had cosmetic surgery.

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These are males

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Does anybody have a webm of Garry Tonon's finish? Thanks boys

Uno momento

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The official twitter cuts a bit too late towards the finish don't see the start of the single. Replay is a bit better.

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thanks user

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Kim lost the desicion, but won the story.

Also didn't realize that you don't have to pay for B/R live to get the event

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How many asian women did sage impregnate

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>A once in a lifetime talent
Is that code for "ufc reject"?

Not a fan of those Filipino wushu guys, they seem to all have the same style of one big shot from outside, then reset. Kim did got when he got his hands on the guy.

If i were him id run a crusade on them while playing the good christian boi sthick on the public, and decades after see a new generations of hapa fighters with dumb blonde hair

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The other guy is a hardcore muslim apparently, hope he gets btfo

All these girls look identical

wew

>Those uppercuts
shiiiiet

This guy is like Khabib but with better striking and more mild wrestling

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He needs some cbd

Rafael dos Anjos vs. Kevin Lee
Antônio Carlos Júnior vs. Ian Heinisch
Megan Anderson vs. Felicia Spencer
Vicente Luque vs. Derrick Krantz
Charles Oliveira vs. Nik Lentz
Davi Ramos vs. Austin Hubbard

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He would heem at least 59% of the ranked UFC lightweights

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I’m like Jon Jones except a better fighter and I’m only 5’5”

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ameme can btfo again!

This card has actually been very nice my men

TIME FOR SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

SAGE

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This is a tough fight for sage

Lee
Junior
Meeeegan
Luque
Oliveira
Ramos

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bah gawd, that's Bendo's music!

Anybody got a stream?
*covers mouth*

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youtube

*pisses in your ear*

ASPEN JUST MADE WEIGHT
ASPEN JUST MADE WEIGHT
ASPEN JUST MADE WEIGHT

Sijara Eubanks (134.8) vs. Aspen Ladd (135.4)

Thanks senpaitachi

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Pathetic

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HEEEEEMMM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OOOO BOI

hahaha

OH NO NO NO NO

wow wtf

Heemed

Heemed!

Sage
no.

:(

AHHHH HELP ME Mr.FABER

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HEEM HEEMY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wake up dana

it's over

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>ULTIMATE fighting championship

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Bealst of a day byew, sage. y'chrushdit.

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what an absolute fucking zilch sage is

HEEMED

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Lads no.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

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>GOT references
Bellator tier commentating cringe

Sage :(

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Who is this faggot trying to be Joe Rohgen

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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how do you pronounce sage again?

He just wasn't used to the ring, Sage wins thw rematch in the cage

Why bros...

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sage wins the rematch

How do you crank up these webms so fast?

what went wrong brehs

They cut away from the complimentary hammer to the back of the head.

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he needs to stop now and go back to school

At least he had a fun night with waifus

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based can
>15 seconds

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>Team alpha manlet rn

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Ultimate faggot CANpionSHIT

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>Eddie gets embarrassed
Buh-but he was always a can, worst LW champion am I right?
>Sage gets walked down and flushed
He uh, never was that good right? ONE is full of cans UFC is the best promotion right? Dana wtf explain this to me

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Auzzie fags live in the future.

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It's just tradition

We're watching ONE you faggot

He looked scared af. Attitude problem I think. NIce boy schtick isn't working out for fighting, should just become an actor or something.

Why he just didn't spin in the air like he always do in his videos?

>Commentator literally said "Sage is going to beat him to the punch"

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>not watching ONE and the weigh ins at the same time
stay in your lane caz

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Ok he has tattoos, at least he's not die hard muslim

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Sorry dude I'm at work just how it iz b I misunderstood

>fight night prelims wmma
wow yawn

if the guy who used to make the "deleted" edits of heems is still around, this pic looks perfect for it

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haha can I post this on twitter?

Mighty Mouse, Eddie, Sage
UFC's best going 1-2 in One Championship is a testament to the future of the world

aspen gets the title shot after another dominating performance over poobanks. if you're not excited for this you're not an mma fan.

Dana is like "thank fuck we got the espn deal done in time"

I like this edit breh

"I don't feel so good Mr. White"

Hey Chris. Yes, you can gladly use my original content on twitter. Just dont forget to credit me

Best of luck :))

go back to japan where the competition is easier

>wmma
i'm good

How can UFC even compete?

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why do u idiots think dana gives a fuck about fighters he didnt resign lmao, he knew the kid was a joke

ya i have a few saved, not my oc though there was a heemster who used to make them

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Don't cut yourself on that edge.

Yod

Oh great its the psychotic wog ref again

That was Miesha Tate

Anybody gonna watch Glory 65?

Just how high Sage's fight IQ is?

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if you post a stream

Lee
ACJ
Megan
Luque
Oliveira
Ramos

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uh oh

i just started watching, i have i missed much?

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>ben askren fought cans in asia

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spicy

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Every time I see a pic of this ogre I want to book a flight to brazil and go get andrade a decent girl

Was hoping to get a link myself.
Where is that user who posted the Rizin 15 stream link?

This One card, streamed for free on youtube has been better than the last $70 UFC ppv.

"5 piece with extra drink"

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banger
yod with those lead hand uppercuts

EEEEEY STOP

NO ELBOW

>ANOTHA ROWLING THUNDAH

STOP

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All bullshit aside, the fucking chins on these two

Are all kickboxers pillow-fisted ?

We still have fucking Aoki coming up my man

STOP

SEPERAET

Im sorry for this fucking aussie ref guys

>Jessica Andrade boomer wife
Lmao, caught me off guard

I liked how he was shouting BOX! at random intervals

Those ring girls are busted up

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Fuck I meant the comentator but they're both shit.

lol did Sage really get heemed by a hue boomer? lmfaooooooi

Schiavello? Yeah bit of a spacker but I'm used to him after a decade of it.

white peepul baka
twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1129378265645371392

are you quick enough to get a screen grab of that dude dabbing while standing on the top rope?

webm of moves of the night please bruz
love your work

she was decent looking before getting fat but know she looks like a fucking fat godzilla lol, you have to give credit to Jessica for not dumping her tho, THAT is love

He just needs to stop talking sometimes.

duuude, sage got flushhhed lmao bruhhh shiiieet

Any pics of her before? Have a hard time visualizing her ever being good looking.

G I O R G I O
I
O
R
G
I
O

i remember some anons posting pics of her pre-fatness, but i don't have any unfortunately.

Jesus those milkies

damn, he really got fucked up huh

It's all good porrabro

what's this entrance song

His happiness: ecstatic
twitter.com/UFC_CA/status/1129379766082134016

wtf Faber has nigger baby

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youtube.com/watch?v=FPI8q_5Xgas

youtube.com/watch?v=oc6Pre0nric

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he looks FUCKING lean man, at 170 too

>194 fights on record
Jesus christ

only a few more fights till my boy Aoki

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He's gonna make it

Petrosyan picking him apart.

Any decent MMA fan knew Sage was going to get KTFO

welcome to Muay Thai my man

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It was obvious five seconds in when he showed how scared he was

It was obvious 30 seconds into the fight

It was obvious when the fight was made you cazzies

Kek

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bite down and walk forward

Petrosyan looks juiced compared to this Thai guy he has no excuse not to win this

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more clinch holding please.

do all swimmers look like slippery eels?

Wow. Yod and Petrosyan out. Chatri fuming.

ooooh shhhiiieeeeettt niggaaszzz

LOL Petrosyan out!

this nigga look like a Thai Max Holloway

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>yod and petrosyan out
>eddie and sage heemed and flushed

it's toulgh thats fershure

Really don't like kickboxing rules.
Either endorse the clinch, or actually punish fighters for gaming the clinch

It's kickboxing rules, not muay thai.
I love it that ONE has the balls to mix it up, trying new shit. Compared to UFC which has become super conservative in terms of evolving the sport.

Fucking love these cards
Fucking hate how they're on at work
Fucking love that I have absolutely no work to do right now

or you know.. work in the clinch

Why does he wear the mask

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What's your job?

I love Asian promotions shit is so entertaining aesthetically

Holzken is a gypsy, no? Does he have that gypsy magic that woke up Fury in the 12th?

*ahem*
*ting ting ting ting ting*
*deep breaths*

FUCK ONE
FUCK THAIS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK CHATRI

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Why is Schiavello so cringe lads?

Lee
Carlos Junior
Spencer
Luque
Oliveira
Ramos

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yeah basically. we call m 'kampers'

This walk out song is getting me pumped

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youtube.com/watch?v=NsAOd2JTdTk

kek, owned

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Italians aren't white

youtube.com/watch?v=awe17wZLP8c

Thawls my mans?

Thoughts?

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I'll jerk off once One has finished.

Megan is /ourgirl/

Ahh

The wide shoulders really makes her weird for me. But I'll still hit it.

HEEEM

knee to the nuts, nice

my thoughts are she doesn't have an opponent BYE FELICIA

niggers shouldn't reproduce anyway

low blow

never mind

why can't they make smaller gloves for KB that just covers their fingers?

20-20 going into the third round

wait what happened?

ONE is still on?

Two matches left

Breh. Get on it now.

Pretty goddamm spicy fight.

it's been a fucking great card unironically, loads of spicy heems. round 4 of main event now.

>just saw the news
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE WAS A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN

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disregard this
Aoki still to come

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Holzken fighting at 30%

one of my favourite heems

fuck I can't find a stream

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I can see she's out of the fight but no reason why

Yeah his face always makes me kek

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Free on youtube.

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Who is that guy?

face reminds me of that rat from Catdog

not here

Free on B/R Live
As in you pay zero dollars

nigga looks like a lightskin Jones

Sorry.

Fuck Mitch Chilson.

Rony Jason
He beat the shit out of his sister outside a club and got cut from the UFC if I remember right

all I see is skinny Overeem

TYRON WOODLEY OUT OF JUNE 29TH BOUT WITH ROBBIE LAWLER

UNSPECIFIED INJURY

Woodley injured, not fighting Lawler in June

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haha blak man . say funny thing :)

Tyron Shookley, lol

Lawler vs Memeboy

U S A D A
S
A
D
A

Aoki putting the guy to sleep in his last fight was badass

felicia the generation x kindergarten teacher made weight

get your picks in NOW

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old man

Does he even train nowdays?

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Baka Survivor soon fellas

I mean, he didn't come here to take part...

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If Lee wins I'm going to slit my throat

anybody have a glory stream?
>i have a piss fetish

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he's building houses for the houseless in dublin grow up weirdo

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Aoki is the perfect One FC champion. If you can't beat Aoki in 2019, you don't deserve to fight in the states.

God Christian Lee's sister is hot
Can never tell when she's fighting

GET YOUR PICKS IN
WMMA OPTIONAL
PICTURE OPTIONAL

>challenge Lawler to get rematch heat off of your hebrew bvll
>don't actually fight him due to stubbed toe
Is Tyron a genius?

Sophie who do you have winning Rafael Dos Anjos or Kevin Lee

>three UFC guys go to ONE FC
>2 losses, 1 hard earned win from arguably the greatest ever fighter in the weight class

>one ONE FC goes to UFC
>wins his fight, is ranked high

So did the UFC get exposed here? Seems the quality of the top guys at least is not that much better than ONE FC.

RDA
Junior
Anderson
Luque
Oliveira
Ramos

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BAKA SURVIVOR

I envision Luque getting a quick KO tomorrow and then getting paired up with Lawler desu

yes he has a degree in agricultural economics

glory stream?

Wish Aoki still wore his crazy tights

>picking RDA against a wrestlefucker
>picking literally who against shoeface
>picking anyone without a wikipedia article
>knowing who these cans are
>picking a guy who already lost twice to the same fighter
>knowing who these cans are

Evolve vs Evolve, fix is in.

are these your official picks?

ffs was actually looking forward to this one

Imagine if Aoki gets ktfo

Our main event of the night

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that's pretty impressive actually

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Is this dude american? He has a drawl. Lol

Let me make it prettier.

Kevin Lee defeats Rafael dos Anjos
Antônio Carlos Júnior defeats Ian Heinisch
Megan Anderson defeats Felicia Spencer
Vicente Luque defeats Derrick Krantz
Charles Oliveira defeats Nik Lentz
Davi Ramos defeats Austin Hubbard

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ayo i thank we can grow lotsa melons this year massa

c'mon Aoki
rack up another win for the boomers

Aaand we're half guard already.

kek

yep Lee is getting subbed

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Ayyy, I remember watching Aoki get that belt. He was a sneaky grappler.

Luque is not a can did you not watch the Ngannou v. Velasquez card?

I didn't recognize his name, looking him up I recognized him.

Full mount now.

This Lee guy keeps looking at his corner for advice. He's stuck.

Now THIS is combat grappling

reset in the middle in mount, wew

Having a ring and needing to move ruins it a bit, Eddie Bravo doesn't approve.

A SWING andamiss

Lee survived a round of it.
Might give him the confidence for round 2

Depends who gassed more from this whole thing.

I don't approve of eddie bravo's goatee

>tfw making a new thread
It’s a goodun

HEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

:(

Brehs

weeeewwwww

Yeah this .
Glory stream

BASED ZOOMER

RDA
Heinisch
Anderson
Luque
Oliveria
Ramos

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Damn, wouldn't have happened in an octagon cage, he got stuck there in the corner and wobbled 3 times in a row. Not really a KO, but good stoppage.

>winning until you lose
shiggy diggy

Christian's gonna fuck the SHIT out of Angela tonight.

>Michael Phelps puts the belt on the champ
Buh buh buh based

Do you think Michael Phelps fucks those ring girls? Why the fuck was he in the ring?

Awww yeah... Someone's getting BJ from Angela tonight.
>So proud of you oniichan

>tfw your champion is 0-2 against a contender
Martin Nguyen beat Christian Lee twice. Thats the fight to make.

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ywn marry Angela and have Christian as a based brother in law

ONE can go suck a dick with their Lee family pandering.

I'd fuck her pusy really hard if you know what I mean

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One/Evolve/Lee family is just one giant money laundering scheme.

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MY NEW THREAD:

MTP
Shoeface
Meegan
Luque
Do Bronx
Ramos

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Very honorable, respectful, dignity, integrity yadayadayada

This is the last post

Nope

It was pretty obvious for non cazzies

kinda hate sage but i feel like he's getting a raw deal. instead of developing in the minor organizations, he's getting thrown into the big leagues because of his "marketability"
dudes 23 and eating bombs. he's a couple bad KOs from the end.

also yea. the exchanges between UFC and One are win wins. either the guys succeed and the org gets a legit star or they get crushed and each org says "see? our fighters are better."

i just watched the second Romero fight, robs a fucking beast to beat Romero with a broken hand