/afl/

I really, really like this image.

Go ahead, save it friend

HEAVE HO JUSTA

Top is birthday multi therefore it must win, bottom is meme multi

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wtf multibro you promised me big winnings and I've only lost so far

Norwood 6.

can betfags explain what Line means

fucking simple man

if team a scores 100 and team b scores 90

and you bet on team b+11, you win

brainlet here, so if Gold Coast Line +35.5 means if Port win by less than 35.5 points you win?

yep

Elite and lucky trips of education

lads, I'm knackered, Friday arvo waging is always boring as shit, bordering on cruel and unusual punishment, but on the plus side my contract got renegotiated and extended so I don't have to rope myself at the end of the month and instead I can look forward to doing the exact same thing for another year without any hope of advancement.

Collingwood one would expect to win comfortably but -29.5 seems very steep. At this point in the season there isn't much reason to blow out teams and risk further injury and fatigue.

Why'd you choose Collingwood instead of the steal -25.5 iggs against lelbourne?

>game won't be finished until 11:10pm in leastern australia
west australia best australia wins again

is it coming home on sunday lads?

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>sunday

???

ayyyy league

imagine being this unmulticodetural tbqh

>S*ccer
Cannot fathom this

Oh yeah, I'm a lifelong Glory fan since last week.

So does it matter who we vote for?

>Scorchers dominance
>Eagles flag last year
>Wildcats
>Glory gonna win it this year

Why are the eastern states becoming so bad at sports? Is it the asians?

>a western australian team has NEVER EVER won the NRL premiership
KEK

I was literally thinking I wished it had started later

late night footy sounds comfy af tbqh

exactly, like the poorth ODIs that go to midnight

that dees girl was qt

any method for picking norf v shitney besides tossing a coin?

They're in Taz Mania

Iglz
Megpis
Layons
Dzilhong
Boomers
Norf
Port
Hawks
Dzhaynts

HEAVE HO UNNA

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does Duck have a black eye or did he get a bad batch of botox?

he fell off his bike

based and fredpilled

hahaha wtf is this music

BLACK FELLA
WHITE FELLA

FUCK BOONGS

FUCK NIGGERS

AND FUCK MUZZIES

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yellow fella?

lmao this music
>white fella, black fella, yellow fella
what the fuck KEK

65,000 years and they were still living behind cavemen.

I swear the abos add an extra 5000 years every time they talk about how long they've walked the land

"Always was, Always Is and Always will be"

uhh can someone remind this guy that the land was taken 300 years ago and they aint getting it back

>this is and always will be aboriginal land
BASED

*awkward applause*

NYAHHHHHHHHHHH WHITE CUNT

youtube.com/watch?v=VDSASw4Z6co

"I am a carpet snake."

Cringe

These posts made me change my vote to Greens.

abos were banished to australia by the aliens when they released they were a lost cause and laughed as they walked aimlessly in circles for thousands of years

Friendly reminder that my ancestors go back as far as their aboriginal ancestors, I don't need to remind everyone as often as possible to feel special.

its ok they have some rocks in the middle of the desert

dab

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reckon i'll vote labor tbqh, racism against aboriginals stops with me.

for its white fulla

Couldn't help it

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Not great odds for so many legs.

IGGS ARE FINISHED

Iggs are FINISHED

>Petrahahaha

i'll vote labor so it's easier for me to be a racist neet

why are the peemons so shit going I50

>voting Lib, Labor or Greens
>ever
praying that asteroid hits us in a week

Because they're always a bunch of impatient little roided d*mons

>melbourne have had 1 300 game player
>bulldogs have had 7
>melbourne existed for 28 more years than the bulldogs in the league
Explain this

unironically think fascism would just work Australia

>racist
*18c blocks your path*

The pies are on fire

Lads, how do I buy rope from bunnings?

300 games has only been relevant recently.

was looking at this bad boy, reckon if you cut it into three pieces and braided them together it'd be RC size approved, then use a bridge rated for semi trailers and you're set

bunnings.com.au/grunt-8mm-x-40m-black-marine-braided-rope_p4310730

/afl/ RUNS /cric/

welcome to country is a cric meme

Should I watch the quality stream with the Russian audio or the crap stream with the English audio?

Is Sheed into dom?

>democracy sausage

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shall be working for the electoral office count votes n shit tomorrow. do they give ya food?

if guns were as easy to access as in america id prob be dead 7 years ago

if compulsory voting were a person I would torture them

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grumpy cat died lads

fuck government

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I'd be a lot keener on sausage sizzles if I got to pay a bit more for a half decent sausage and bread that didn't contain chicken feathers, but these skiving fundraising type always buy the cheapest, blandest shit.

the OG, shame he was CIA

>only mob that get my vote is the shooters and fishers

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Very sad, hope the cat died peacefully

>he doesn't put Liberals, Labour and Greens last

never cared for the meme as I prefer obviously happy cats that haven't been anthropomorphised by their fame whore owners

fuck I hope labour get nabbed at the poll I just wanna see the old man get upset

Business idea: Gordon Ramsay's Sausage Sizzle Nightmares

what actually happens if you don't vote?

80 buck fine iirc

Your sanity increases by 5% but you get fined which makes you a little angry

You get a $70 fine in the mail

>he electioneers on the Internet to an audience

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Is Tim Smith related to Tim Smith?

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you are technically a nigger

*bombs a daycare*

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vote for karl morris in the senate my victorian friends

First time all year the Dees haven't looked like clumsy oafs with the ball

thread just started smelling like incel pedos

you don't have to vote, you just need to turn up and get your name ticked off, if you can't be stuffed doing that then claim >muh anxiety and they'd probably waive it

Is Fraser Anning related to Peyton Manning?

F

Chelsea Manning would've been funnier tbqh

good news here lads

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Last /afl/ under ScoMo lads. One day we'll look back at these times and be nostalgic.

Do you have a canargo pub and rm williams bullhorns stickers on your Hilux?

>no /net/
>no /fhoc/

blow in

they're one above /nrl/ you blind cunt

Interstate specialists

>saying your enemy is what you actually are to try trick people into thinking you aren't massive based homosexuals

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my nigga, this is exactly how I start my vote every time.

>l-look at our cheerleaders b-bros
>t-totally not trying to s-suck american dick
Who else but /nrl/?

lol /afl/ calling us gay. that is rich

these people are really grasping for their "I'm offended" hot take
>like ugh, I can't anymore

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can't wait until Islam takes over and Allah allows me to beat the shit out of insolent cunts like this.

think I heard an /nrl/worm seethe

Excellent post. I admit I am gay, probably more gay than usual as I am a afl customer

>bans their star for being anti gay
classic /nrl/

Hmm

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only /nrl/ could see bare skin and think about gay stuff, classic /nrl/

>afl
>126 posts because everyone died of aids
>nrl
>456 posts because everyone is a healthy non gay person
Really makes you think

haha that was fucking epic, probably should have bee a free to west coast tho lol

you cannot be this retarded

You're playing your contact sport of choice, and after a successful tackle on an opposition player, do you:

A: Sportingly offer him help getting to his feet?

B: Quickly return to your position to let the game continue as quickly as possible?

C: Stick a finger in his bum?

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Who do I vote for more neetbux?

excellent digits and the only good post in this thread

You find yourself being tackled and after your opponents rises to his feet and looks away, do you:

A: Gingerly shake yourself off and ready yourself for what is proving to be quite a bruising encounter?

B: Compliment your opponent on an excellent play?

C: Stick a finger in his bum?

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Anning

Did they ever explain why that player was jacking off and fingering his bum whilst watching his m8 shadowbox?

>explain
that would imply there was something awry in that situation, business as usual in the average /nrl/ cooldown session

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all the posts in ypur thread are about /nrl/ or league? say it with me: r e n t f r e e

>ypur

so seething that he can't even type properly lmao

>nrlel comes to THRIVING /afl/ just to see if they get a mention
>r-rentfree
POOthetic

/nrl/ is RUN by poo. they're /nrl/thetic.

>struggling against Deemongs at home
sad

got /nrl/ on the ropes lads

>r e n t f r e e
just like the stadiums you use lmao

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thats a bit grim young man

This kid's a promising singer

fucking boomer kids

hes worried that hamish is gonna fiddle him lads

dom sneed

Wtf is this Tom Boyd crap? My dad just used it to talk to me about my depression, god boomers are cringe.

IS THIS REAL HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

Fuck the eagles

>their abo jumper looks sick though

Is this real? Sheffield Shield gets more people than this.
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha

reminder to /nrsmells/

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what the FUCK is wrong with the peegles

I bet on them, sorry m8

>cbf training and rather neet it up with my millions

sorry coach i is got dat depression

The Prelim that should have been

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still gonna lose

>this team won the premiership last year
lol

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUUUUUUUUUSE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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>8.12
>can barely hit an I50
Melbourne deserve the loss they are about to receive by choke.

Based Sheed taking the 30 seconds

um fuck darks lol

>roof jigaboo's
nah

BT sports card just said aerial ping pong, thought that was a derisive name

cool it with the racism guys. thanks.

THE FIX IS IN

what the FUCK lads
grumpy cat is fucking dead

wasted shitmons in the doghouse tonight
west coast eagles gonna have a good time

Why did the Demons give up?

>Cheatgles

let me guess; suicide by two gunshots to the back of the head after speaking out against the Clintons and their connection to institutionalized paedophilia?

>throw completely ignored
Looks like my tape's going in the mail. Another win for the based Elitemons.

nah, pisshole infection. about the same.

Based Hunt paying tribute to Bob Hawke

The owners of that cat probably made about 20 million or some shit, and will probably double that again now.

>the original doge is 13 years old and the breed's lifespan is 12-15 years
l-lads?

FLYIN RYAN

mark of the year

Ryan styling on Gawn unna

what a mark

>BT called it before Ryan did it
Reading the script a little too early BT

/afl/

wtf I love little abo fellas now

fucking scriooommmer

kennedy has been worse than useless this quarter

Draw on the cards

Salem self heemed

he's got it

GOTIT GOTIT GOTIT

he's got it GOT IT GOT IT GOT IT

*mails the tape*
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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The original doge is dead

i'll probably watch the election tomorrow night instead of the footy desu

Good stat

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They've already paid out on Labor.

>FROST

lmao

*inhales*

kek nice defending peemons

>team that hasn't been in the league for 23 years
>still more friday wins then 3 teams
kek

BAAAAAAAASSSSEDDDDDD ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TO *cough* *cough* *splutter* oh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

*GASP*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>smellbin
Worse than losing by 60 desu

I already mailed the tape, seething Elitemon-hater. Elitemons still undefeated.

based dees winning 2nd place tonight

>
>
>
>
>

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lmao

gambling is haram

think I'm going to mail my herpes to sam frost lads

Brayshaw cucking the betcels

Anyone see Vardy getting into Gawn after he got heemed by Ryan, that was kinda funny.

haha time for roaming brian

who's this convict?

Only reason I wanted the iggs to win.

>roaming reddit

>those iggs girls
oh my

Those eagle girls had some fat asses.

THICC

Someone PLEASE have a screencap, 7live is stuck on Border Patrol

Think I have officially stopped caring about this Melbourne side they are just a bunch of beta fuckbois

saw it on replay, fucking kek

is there anything more cucked than someone taking a speccie off you? think about it logically

having your daughter take a speccy off ya

what is the point of this practise of paying out on results before they occur, like everyone thought Hillary was going to win too until the last moment.

I was wondering this too and all I could find that is that they do it for promotion.

american elections are totally different to ours

>all these boongs on my tv

>vote greens

might have to drop the iggs

>BT and the carnival freaks

>Hutchings shilling the greens
Not buying these shiggles

more iggs tweens

greens just won the west, revise the forecasts

Don't get into the love stuff BT

autism BT is best BT

brutal
you could hear haymish laughing in the background there

based bt sexually harrassing simmo

BT is off the rails

what the fuck did my brain go completely dead? I thought the Demons won? I thought the game was over and Demons won, that's why the lights at Optus were flickering.

journos HATE bt

>Discreetly giving channel 7 journos the edge in the postmatch interview
You cheeky BT

meta segment transition

nothing can beat that kino BT segment with port adelaide a few weeks ago

youtu.be/mS5b4rC4fCE?t=116

Which party does YOUR team's players support?

lol

who are you voting for tomorrow, vlad?

based afl/pol/ give em what for

Today for SURE, also Stephenson to boot 2+ is way overpriced just like Gaz the other week

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DISCONNECT AND SELF DESTRUCT ONE MULTI AT A TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=nzyNWyZhUS0

T-Trust me once in a blue moon they win and that's what counts m8

you lads reckon tool will accept spotify with the new album, or will I have to buy a disc drive?

they'll only release it on cassette

based bitcho attempting to kill two threads in a row with his specific brand of mild and obvious insight that is so attractive to unaccompanied 6 year olds.

kys pedo

what do you mean

>bruce
>carey
>"lingy"
why are 7s commentators so fucking DIABOLICAL

vote labor, preference greens,

aus/po/ will literally throw a fit when they can't find the downvote button on this

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lol

whataya reckon, gyppo lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=9vF2vlbVPR4

Saving this thread with all survivors

yep. based

The greens are nothing more than a LBGTBQTGF party

Can't wait to see the butthurt over how well Fraser Anning does

Odds for Stephenson have fallen to 1.81, bookies shook

With Elliott and De Goey out he'll probably play more minutes at full forward

Just voted, followed all the Labour votes except did a cheeky One Nation in the lower preferences for the memes

I'm 22, what happens if I don't vote?

~$100 fine

From who? I've never voted in the past 4/5 years since turning 18 and have never received anything in the mail.

then you probably aren't enrolled at all

lol, who would care enough about politics to enroll themselves? kek, losers thinking their tiny little vote means a shit. bet they just enroll for their ego, so they can brag to their fellow wageslaves about how their side is better.

Kek

KEK
Elite /afl/ outwitting the bookies by betting before the official changes were published

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What is the optimal time to go vote?

midday

What is this campdrafting shit on 7mate about?

5:59

twitter.com/SirLolsworthy/status/1129555879676719105

Are the pirate party /ourguys/?

just want to see how well anning polls desu

>Australia to win Eurovision @ $6 on TAB
Literally free money

thats crazy were not even in europe lol

Reminder BLACK FELLA, WHITE FELLA

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don't forget yellow fella

loving my new pajeet neighbours and their subwoofer in the driveway antics

people seething libs used the colour purple in their signage telling chinks to vote liberal

I've never seen Indians play loud music, plus you can always just tell them to shut up without any repercussions as they are the non-violent type.

it all makes sense -
twitter.com/SirLolsworthy/status/1129558702116106240

damn, should've preferenced them higher

yeah im super lucky like that, this is about my 10th neighbour who is a pain in my fucking ass

old lady moved out next door and I'm terrified of who will move in now. also on the other side I have an old oven dodger woman who blares israeli TV all day

>50m within first 2 minutes

Who's Straffo voting for? I need guidance

male pattern baldness

who do I vote for UBI? or more relaxed neetbux will do

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which parties are in favour of lowering the AoC?

Geelong Cats best in the league Lollingwood

we don't have any parties that based yet

>universal basic income
Into the trash it goes.

Fucking woke up at 6am to watch this, Crows better shit it in

>Brisbane
user, I...

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burn it all down

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>game delayed on channel 7 by 3 hours

why is this allowed

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sanfull "showdown" between a plastic b-side and a feral b-side. sanfl delays like this should only be for norwood/port desu

CARN DA CROWS

had a 10 min wait at my polling station (a local primary school) and watched the young (white) children play on wood chip mounds as the parents cooked a sausage sizzle for the school. Such a beautiful sight I literally and unironically voted Anning. AMA

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nice. I'm a big fan of white kids too

My voting place was at a retirement place, spent ages in line because all of the old pricks got to cut line

trip on pedo

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wtf how do i see the sun on tv in melbourne but also here in perth

every time i see the the Liga MX thread i want to fap

me too crowbro

I always think it says Ligma.

...w-what's ligma?

i want to get an escort but only for cuddling

alright, I'm off to vote and do some shopping

just get a gf, you can do it for free

same, but only for meth. they only allow me to buy meth off them if i pay for their escort services.

lol

voted greens in the upper house, greens 1 and labor 2 in lower house

Saw Fraser Annings name and thought fuck it why not desu

I wasn't going to vote Anning, but then I saw the STEM classroom and the depictions of scientists, engineers and tech experts they had on the classroom door.

might vote for frasier gehrig

sustainable australia, science party and labor

based and high IQ pilled picks

Someone said if you vote for the sex party then we will all get laid.

>none of the parties you want to vote for have a HoR candidate in your electorate

its pretty much 90% chance of some inconsiderate cunt now, whether it be subwoofers or barking fucking dogs, screaming kids, balls bouncing on concrete etc etc etc I too used to have elderly neighbours for 20 years and it was bliss.

I only had Australia First party to choose on the green one, they a look a bit of a bunch of weirdos though having looked into it afterwards

I put Fraser Anning 1 on the senate

Anyone watching absolutely based Saintskino at the G?

Gonna pump these Collingwood faggots full of red white and black cum

It's a good game.

Business idea: When there's 1 minute left in the quarter, there are no marks unless you are lining up for goal

Saints finna boutta dab on Collingwood in the next quarter

SAINTS lad

Gil and Steve Hocking would love that idea.

fuck the lions are actually good

In English?

Saints finna slaw

It would literally congest the game even more

who hangover here?

I cant even leave the house to vote and will just cop a fine

gonna start drinking again now

I'm not saying it's a good idea, I'm saying the two fuckwits that keep changing the rules would love that dumb idea.

>First behind in ages
Good match this

Stevenson to score 2 goals is IN

Does anyone know the fine if i dont vote?

No one will be fine if they don't vote

I still got an hour just cant be fucked to drunk and comfy at home

$20

Aints sure did shit the bed

I can cop that.

~$100

life imprisonment without parole

Based Stephenson

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>ran into old friends who are happy and have good lives at the voting booth

pls just end my suffering

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1 Labor
2 Greens
3 Animal Rights
4 Democrats
5 Liberals
6 Fat Guts

also reckon I found the wog nest

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The thought of me running into someone and asking me what I've been up to makes me not wanna go.

oh nononononono

Another meme multi plus 2 genuines for tonight

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Its always that one time you said fuck it and wear tracky dacks and moccasins too

i was briefly worried about this
>30yo Pagliacci here

What are some /fa/ tips for heading to the polls?

Not looking good here

sunglasses and headphones to ignore the mutts trying to sway your vote. had some nut outside my place with the passive aggressive "the country's future is in your hands teehee"

the whole thing was like some surreal nightmare. I genuinely almost passed out and then when I went to vote it took me like 10 minutes to process what I was doing. now I know they're gonna start talking about how depressed and fucked up I am again with eachother

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Imagine being a saints supporter

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It's ok m8, you're among friends now.

don't sweat it mate, they probably thought they wished they DGAF like you if you were dressed like shit and now being normie's they are self absorbed like everyone else and moving on with their weekend, not thinking about you at all. rest easy fren.

This year the local Church did the election instead of the local school which we were headed to so I dodged a bullet there

BRISGODS
R
I
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G
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why is Coopers chasing the wanker market, gay shit
fiveaa.com.au/news/Coopers-Has-Officially-Launched-A-New-Purple-Beer

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God this is me, except I'm 31 and I'm the site manager of my company.
Why can't I fix myself?

Loins finna dab on crows

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>site manager
you're elite by /afl/ standards mate
>30yo fucking casual warehouse working loser who lives at home here

was close to wearing my MAGA hat but glad I didn't because 10 minute line and fucking ethnics everywhere

Because the wanker market is starting to make up more of the total beer market year on year

anyone wanna piss on me?

This 6-6-6 thing is making so much easier for the strong sides to just kick up a gear in the last quarter and come back from large deficits

I got shit

fuck

i like it when girls ride me and spit in my mouth, am I fugged lads?

PLEASE don't repeat those numbers consecutively

>5AA soon

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And risk getting someones sticky drink poured on you? Fuck that.

It's pretty hilarious how triggered losers get when they see that hat.

They're actually going to do it
The lions are going to shit the bed

Voted Greens first tbqh

Hope greens win

big fan of the whites

Don’t fucking bottle it you cunts

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love to see that touched again

>Siren goes as ump does the goal signal
Kek, clutch win Lions but they earned it

Fuuuuuuck hot finish at the gabba

Bummer we lost but cracking game

So no streams?

$4.50 for a snag and a can nb lads

NOTHING PERSONNEL SADELAIDE

for me it's forming friendships on /afl/

back in my day it was a dollar each

>Layons
>5AA

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my place apparently had sausages, but I saw no visible barbecue meaning they cooked them offsite and were keeping them warm in an esky or some shit, needless to say it was a hard pass from me

Were they halal?

desu every Aints match for the rest of the season aside from Geelong is winnable.

every game for every team is winnable, saints are mediocre at best

nommed straffo as my 9th preference in house lads

sorry i didn't like typing it either, is there something else to call it

lol Liberal candidate here was disendorsed. It was about as safe a Labor seat as you can get but fucking hell hahahahaha

>keeping them warm
>in an esky

lads
LADS

>callum murray

based Richo attempting to understand the psyche of a 6 year old by emulating their level of intelligence

>bit of Jew around
more than you know today

Voting anning purely because I want to see people seethe. Feel like I need stronger political convictions desu

>Someone saved my OC
Feels great tbqh

Kind of regret not doing this.

Anning first on both greens last on both.

can't wait for the
>"NATION OF HATE" right wing extremism on the rise in Australia as Anning unexpectedly polls well

my man, Greens, Labor, Libs last in that order for me, then I start having a look at the rest.

>full moon
>clearly a waxing gibbous
hope these commentators get fired for that blunder

>thinking your tiny weeny little vote means a single shit

lmaoing @ your life

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so anningfags have you memorised your cope lines yet?
>t-they're all kikes
>I-I didn't even vote
>just h-here for the memes
>we'll be overrun by asians and muslims either way
>c-c-clown world r-r-right guys! hah-ha
>election? that's for n-normies.. I don't pay attention

Just voted how Labor's how-to-vote card suggested desu
>I hope the election result isn't like the Lions/Crows match earlier today

SEETHING Greens fag

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Seeth harder glowie

Greens and any religious parties go last.

rent free

>end of decade is going to begin how it started regarding the grand final

How is everyone's tipping going for the year?

>rigged election!
>preference deals kept out BASED and REDPILLED anning! he would've got at least 8 seats if DA JOOOOZ didn't keep him out!
>the LEFTYKEK ballot counters changed the votes for anning, that's why i did mine in pen!
>if only white people voted, anning would've been pm!
anningdrones are almost (but not quite) as poothetic as the carlton football club

44/75, very meh

trying too hard /10

based anningfag with the preemptive butthurt

45 after round 8 and 3/3 so far this round.

imagine voting for a major party or The Greens, ever. just IMAGINE being having an umbilical cord wrapped around your beck at birth lmao

weren't they shitting on Kelly for having a 5 possession like 4 minutes ago. Now they are sucking his dick.

>the LEFTYKEK ballot counters changed the votes for anning
I actually wouldn't put this past them. Hopefully there's a vetting process for officials.

I just want us all to come together, to forget our petty political differences and agree that Annabel Crabb needs to be on the receiving end of an acid attack before getting raped inside out by a well-hung African bull elephant

I had to on the green one. No good parties in my area.

fuck off /pol/ I come here to watch sports to escape political shit

Greens last always you mong cunt

truth, I will refrain for the rest of the night. forgive autism

They were last. I still had to vote for a major party.

ahh k fair enough

Going to begin reporting political posts.

would give Bill Shorten's wife the time tbqh lads

if you know what I mean

Greens
Labor
and then the other 4 were absolute shitters so
Palmer
Anning
One Nation
LNP

>Only second quarter
>70 points on the board
We 90's golden age of footy.

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What's for dinner lads?

As for my votes, I voted for Kevin Mack first. He's the best chance of beating Susan Ley.

I put the other Independents after that, then Labor, then Liberal then Greens last.

I'm a conservative but the Libs are so uninspiring right now. Plus I want to do everything I can to make this seat marginal so we can get some more money spent here.

Guys, I'm beginning to think Geelong might actually not be shit.

Just got back from voting but I was too nervous so I'm not even sure who I voted for.

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just voted:

1. Independent
2. Greens
3. Independent
4. Labor
5 .Animal Justice
6. Independent
7. United Australia Party
8. Liberal Party

This guy loves soccer I reckon. What a homersexual

>5 .Animal Justice

What's their end game?

Greens
Julia Banks (preferencing labor)
Labor
couple of other randoms
Liberal (Greg Hunt)

Postal vote probably won't make it in time, and have little effect but whatever

Think I fucked up my vote bros

and another one bites the dust

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Think i'm gonna play some age of empires - which civilisation should I play as?

weweee

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Me too, I haven't worn my shorts in a while and I've lost some weight so they were sagging a bit and my hoody was holding up my shirt so I'm pretty sure my ass crack was on display. I was standing at the one booth where my back was facing to the line too and I heard some girls laughing when I left.

I do hope you're getting financially compensated for your efforts as the janitor's assistant

Gold Coast Suns

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Postal vote master race avoids all those problems.

>thinking women care enough about your existence to have an emotional reaction to you
come off it mate

>Greens
>Julia Banks (preferencing labor)
>Labor

>Julia Banks
Why second? She was a hard right nutter when in the LNP.
>I could live off the $40 New Start without issue. Stop complaining, peasants.
She's just been playing the victim / populist since she got """"bullied"""" when Turnbull got played.

everyone's vegan/vegetarian and there's no zoos or animal circuses or horse/greyhound racing

What's for dinner lads? Thinking I might order pizza.

Patricia Karvelas is an absolute qtie.

Reported.

had a few pre vote cones so I got a lot of snacks, frozen pizza, footy and XCOM 2 WOTC to play

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pizza def on the cards, but not for a few hours. Feeling a lot lazier now than when I went shopping before

Is Labor winning good or bad?

>Patricia Karvelas
one of the ugliest women I've ever seen in my life, and this coming from a guy who slays dating app bush pigs on the regular

GAJ

pizzamind, i have a small gatho to go to where they’re serving some ‘za
>xcom 2
pretty based

Did he kick an amazing goal or elbow someone in the head again? Hard to know these days.

bad, I dunno how it got to this stage where people are voting Labor or even fucking Greens. AFAIK Labor is just communist chink money, next thing they'll have fucking Huawei moving in.

hello dad

Staying at my mums tonight, brought the SNES and NES mini with me. Wish I had a weed hookup.

>Liberal sold half the fucking country to China
>Ports in Darwin
>Radio bandwidth in the pacific countries (they now get Chinese government radio instead of the ABC)
Yes, goy. Labor are the chink party.

neck yourselves when they do

>gatho
had to look this up, never heard it in my life

good, especially after the shitter of a government we’ve had the past few years
>AFAIK labor is just communist chink money
howling lad, you obviously didn’t see the signs tricking chinese people into voting labor

also why do they provide pencils in the voting both and not pens?

30yo boomer here and I love it.

not even meme'ing I dunno what's going on. Last thing I paid attention too was VIC Labor doing that backroom One Belt, One Road bullshit deal. I haven't heard anything about Libs except being a revolving door of cunts in the leadership, if they are in bed with Chinks then fuck them too.

all the Liberal signs in my area were blue and in English, am I the last bastion of the white man?

People would steal them.

The girl in charge of the line smiled at me and said hello.

really? i hear it all the time here i’m brisbane

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is it acceptable to tell the cunts out front with flyers to fuck off and die?

just ask them if they do it for free, then laugh

almost expected if you’re not voting for their party

I feel bad for ignoring them.

That would've gone under the radar if it didn't have 'Liberal' there in English.

Thawlts on Tom Boyd? Is he just being a little bitch or nah?

guy gave me one and I just threw it in the bin right after lmao

you shouldn't, they are literal pond scum. People are having their Saturday interrupted to participate in a jew festival and some of them have the audacity to get high and mighty with;
"hope you choose wisely, the fate of the country is in your hands"
Wish I got day drunk and wore my MAGA hat.

>Boyd posting
>Schaub posting
hope both get perma heemed in life and ratings

The guy retired at 23 after signing a huge 7 million dollar contract, and had reportedly 1.5 million left on the table. It was a front loaded contract so he was getting paid less for the next few years.

Apparently he was bullied behind the scenes, but that stupid cuck Robert Murphy disputes it.

He's retired at 23 with millions in the bank and multiple rental properties around Melbourne. He's moving to Europe because his mother is from somewhere and will be living the life. 23 years old and set for life.

PS why is Captcha focusing on fucking fire hydrants?

not who you're replying to but didn't think he was 23, good for him he's got a decade of travelling money plus investments

>Apparently he was bullied behind the scenes, but that stupid cuck Robert Murphy disputes it.

I heard Libba, Dahl and Stringer all did a big poo in his locker.

a polite "no thanks" will suffice, unless being a dick appeals to you

Me either. Just makes his efforts in the 2016 Grand Final all the more impressive. Do you think he was worth the money for that game alone?

Stringer is a dumb cunt. When he got busted cheating by his Girlfriend (the girl he was fucking sent his nude pictures to his girlfriend lol) he denied it was him. She then pointed out that the naked man was standing in their laundry haha.

Fucking dumb cunt.

no you don't

L/NP 2
ALP 0
GRN 0
OTH 1

It's OVER. SCOMO RETURNS!

I thought you were all non-voting losers like me, yet this thread is filled with wageslave faggots.

tipping jew frydenberg to lose his seat

>L/NP 10
>ALP 1
Any bet lads get on the L/NP smashing it home?

can only hope, not even because he's jewish

If he wins I hope someone contests the results based on him being Hungarian (?) citizen or whatever it was.
He got shielded last term because of m-muh holocaust.

lmao the GOT shit got deleted but the based political stuff and dinner talk didn't get deleted.

So what 'za should I get lads?

Reckon I'll get a half and half and a large Aussie.

Looks like GoT got GOT.

once again proving Jannies are fucking useless except for policing spoilers of their fav capeshit or medieval shit

Politics is prime /afl/ material.

just spilt a full drink as I was settling into my XCOM 2 mission and I'm fucking seething

lol

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fred by 40
syd by 20

Looks like L/NP are going to win it.
>Trusting the bookie odds. Ever.

Tell me about Fyfe!

Why does he wear the sleeve?

>9% of the votes counted
>people already calling it

didn’t realise I was on aus/pol/

nice "semi-tradition" dickhead

yep it's on the list

Migrate when ready

>Watching the ABC
>Decide to flick over to the other channels to see if they've called it
>Alan Jones is on channel 7
What the fuck.

fuck /pol/ tßh, the threads are going at 50 posts a minute, very uncomfy, I think I'll keep my political discourse in here

Don't worry, they'll fuck up in September like always

BBB finna dab on Spiderman Rampe

which one?