What do you call this?

what do you call this?

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le low iq paceape

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this?

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Ervaar Hoe

thinking real life works like FIFA

>paceape
This is a very rude term but I kek'd

>*hoofs it past the defensive line*
>"ohh, what a perfectly weighted through-ball by french international Mbongo, great vision and anticipation
>*runs past the defender in a straight line towards the goal*
>"he's such a smart player isn't he, Mbongo is always at the right place at the right time, brilliant off-the-ball movement
>*first touch goes 10 meters ahead of him*
>"great technique by Mbongo, one touch and he's through on goal"
>*runs fast to catch up to the ball*
>"this is what Mbongo is capable of, a special player and still only 19 years old, can you imagine how good he will be in a few years?"

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ur just jealous because messi doesn't have the engine to do this

Messi was lightning at 18.

>imaging not being able to outpace boomer slow low IQ Pique

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retard Messi is still very fast even at 32, honestly I haven't seen anybody able to hold the ball at that pace and at that age

Soccer

that giroud pass tho
oof

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g-gotta go f-fast

a pub league iq player getting mopped up with simplicity by a reasonably competent defender

that man literally just dabbed on like 5 guys by himself

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>Im finna outrun this wyboy just watch this shit

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this?

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>A frogposter said that Mbappe is a technical player

We literally could have meme'd our way to a QF Exit had this shitter scored

dempsey would've buried that shit if the mls babby wasn't in his way

>this is considered one of the best players in suckonballser
kek, never change europoors

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take notes kid

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I'd just like to take a moment to say that was a genuinely outstanding pass by poobag. he really is a decent player (in attack, at least) when he's actually trying

>the game changing and defenders gaining more pace rather than needing aerial power especially on the wings.
Once all fullbacks are pacey winger-lites who can't jump you'll see more wide target men like manzukic

why is 15 flopping around on the ground for? Even his teammate doesnt give a shit.
its so fucking gay lol

he's not feigning an injury, r tard

who the fuck can even tell anymore?
Not even his goalie looks like he gives a shit.

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Love how r*cists will ignore Pobags 9/10 pass right there

>/spol/ daily seething on mbappé
based

some american autist(pleonasm) still can't somach that mbappé had got games in a WC and won a WC and that pundits say he might becomethe best in the world, he's a messi extremist I believe

BASED

watching this goal kinda feels like watching trumps presidency run. Cringefest all the way through but you can't argue with the result

Pogba’s passing is his best asset, regardless what the haters say.

Pogba is good at any technical aspect of the game
He' just dumb, cocky and a pain in the ass

>german analogies

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I call it a defender doing his job

>This is a 9/10 pass in fatland

How is de Ligt so good at this age bros?

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shut the fuck up

Because he was frustrated about being the one responsible for letting Bale score, you retarded mutt.

Un tout-droit.

de sligp

Only really bad thing here is the Alli turn. Big man and the Lucas turn are just unstoppable, and everyone gets nutmegged here and there. The Alli one is a mistake though, especially against a slow player who was never going to go outside profitably.

pass is nothing special, i can do the same

the position choice and receiving by linggaard is very good

>hoofs it 20 yards forward with the first touch
>ayo ima finna ourun dis wyboy wash dis shiet

are you trying to be smart ?