Blazers at Warriors GAME THREAD

its gonna be a comfy night boys

yea they cant be giving warriors those looks.

I think we got a close game coming

>22
DREXLER DIGITS CONFIRM HOLY SHIT

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If Aminu plays more than 5 minutes I'm going to punch a hole in the wall. His total lack of offense is letting the Warriors double Dame and McC. Moe is almost as bad.

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i..is it Dame Time yet

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close

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you guys ever play crabcock?

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Why is Dame so based?

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$400 on GSW -7, ask me anything

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>77

YEAR OF THE BLAZERS CHIP HOLY SHIT THE DIGITS KEEP COMING FOR MY BLAZIES!!

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goddamnit i forgot the warrior cock loving commentators were these guys
warriors make the game almost unwatchable enough as it is goddamnit

jesus tip the fuckin ball already

THROW IT DOWN BIGMAN THROW IT DOWN

gay and basedpilled
cringe

please someone post Based Dang meme...im feeling lonely for me Bulls again...

Based

Lads, need your help. I just went to an asian massage parlor for first time ever, wrapped up for fucking but got uncovered bj and also ate her pussy for maybe a few minutes. She looked healthy and clean but who the fuck knows if that means shit. How fucked am I? Like odds-wise how likely do I have a life-ruining STD. Sure I'll get lots of lafs and hate but if anyone can provide informed opinion would be greatly appreciated. Yes I know I'm a self destructive degenerate.
Which is why I also came home and bet 250 on the Blazers ML. Have a bad feeling I will reflect on this day for many years to come. Also feedback on how fucked I am on this one.
fucking fuck

Paul thinks Portland will win, sweep it is then.

>make the game almost unwatchable
Imagine this sad fucker
He lives in a flyover part of the country
End yourself

go raptor!!!

>red bull slushes

gross

Get your 2005 Yea Forums bullshit out of here gramps

>GSW -7
what does it mean?

Fuck it had sex
Nothing to worry about in the morning a meteor or a bus is going to kill you anyhow

>stephanie steps onto the court
BANG!!
>foul on Kanter
BANG#$TYTY@@@!

Based Walton

>wahhh!!!
>the warriors are too good cause Durant joined them
>whaahhhh!!!
>they're too good cause Durant's out.
>they ruined basketball cause everyone else sucks ass
kys baby

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i just hope draymon dont go all out retard tonight

its a handicap bet. they start at -7.

the Warriors are 7 points favorites per Vegas betting lines. If they win by 8 or more, I win 380.

>aminu starting

GREAT

loonley will win this game for GS

Nice dubs

ESPN needs to start their fucking games on time

CJ's dropping 35 tonight

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>Based Bill
I miss his NBA commentary bros

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fpwp

my celtics would bootyblast both these shit teams....

Does Klay suffer from autism?

almost good enough to fellate him

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags that vote against their own economic interests

Is anyone actually planning on watching games 3 and 4 if the Blazers lose tonight?

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lol GSW bout to daddydick portland

refball right away

my raptor would bootyblast both these sorry "franchises"

Come on Blazers, save Yea Forums and Yea Forums

D Green scores first points and half the starters for GSW are now ready to ride the bench

Cringe

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>lost game 1 vs bucks that they should have won
>suddenly can beat warriors
kyle lowry will not play like that again

>Andrew Bogut has been in the Association for over a decade

I already have tickets for both

theres no doubt in my mind he is VERY high on the spectrum

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how can i watch the game free online?

why does draymond green shoot like he has a backpack on

Draymond getting dabbed on

Kyle Lowry is an all star. his performances will all-ways be outstanding. what I do know if that Siakam, Gasol and Daniel Green will never have a game like that once more

Reminder this is the game of the year edition thread

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buffstreamz.com/watch/nba/warriors-vs-trail-blazers-2.php

dubs for blazie win

>its a cj saves dame again episode

Stop being poor

>he doesn't appreciate Walton getting loose with the words
I feel sorry for you user

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digits they get swept

just let CJ play iso

can't wait for Nigger Thompson to get absolutely exposed when the Warriors explode this offseason and he no longer has a top 10 PG of all time to feed him the rock

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>Kyle Lowry is an all star
all stars dont have 0 point games versus the fucking magic
siakam and danny green are both better than lowry

thanx

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>based CJ

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>Curry dribbling the ball up the court with his pacifier hanging out his mouth
thats a T imo

my nigga steph finna lose his fingers

Put your mouth guard back in you autistic motherfucker

CJ~~!!!

aminu is so fucking bad

How much $ did you drop?

Fuck off faggot

those are nice

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draymond just said no

See Jay's gonna have 35 and 15 dimes by the end of this half holy shit

Penes Kancer
Penes Kancer
Penes Kancer
Penes Kancer
Penes Kancer

fucking kanter

>curry hitting from 5 steps behind the arc
this league is going to shit

$65. I'm a season ticket holder.

man hands ftl

Imagine getting dabbed on by dicklet green

Somebody get kanter off the fucking court

Who can stop the Warriors?

>ESPN announcers sucking off curry
god I HATE ESPN ANNOUNCERS

why the fuck doesn't TNT get all games

because mike breen is kino

two girls kissing? gay

He got 5 points and 3 rebounds in the first 6 minutes. What more do you want from him?

Imagine thinking Kyle Lowry deserved to be an all star this year

mj would booty blast these teams by himself

Chris Weber

golden gay

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The fuck is this supposed to mean? You want the players to worse?

>I'm a season ticket holder.
Holding tickets the entire year knowing golden state has it in the bag since 2014 till 2022
Sounds like a tax write off scam somehow

to have not played like shit the previous 2 series and not give up easy fouls

michael jordan is 56 years old you idiot

hes absolute trash. his go to call is the sound little kids make when playing cops and robbers.

Adding the arc was a mistake, now players are just focusing in shooting and if it keeps like this there will be no contact in a few years, but just 5 seconds possessions and teams chucking as they cross the half court

This fool Kanter really gonna stop drinking water because some dumb, old book told him to?

why does every tv comerical always have blacks singing or dancing...its very degrading humilating and demeaning

>observing Ramadan

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>Doris explaining why Islam is shit
educational programming

>no foul on Drayboon
pottery
this faggot would foul out every fucking game if the refs called Warriors games fairly

>enes kanter is fasting
excuse me what

this is the western conference finals

what.

Is penis cancer fasting during the ploffs based or cringe?

>called "al-fariq aminu"
>doesn't respect ramadan

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Lillard's Finals was against Westbrook I guess.

>Iggy bricking open layups
>this man won FMVP over Stephen Memey
holy shit my sides

looney is the greatest warriors

The way they just gave him the offensive rebound for free was disgusting, holy fuck.

>Sorry can't take painkillers for my dislocated shoulder for a month

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Why would you listen to a 1500 year old fairy tale that tells you not to drink water while exerting yourself physically? How DUMB do you have to be to do something like that?

who left spaghetti on the court?

>not rubbing bacon all over yourself and touching the ball
Are the Warriors not committed enough?

He's actually amish

>stephhitting3s.png

for religius people religion is over work

this happens more often in soccer where there are more muslim players, and ramadan happens by the end of seasons, so players are fasting during the most relevant games. it doesn't really change their performance tho

>memey is activated
just blow it up lads

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i see the bacon by what are the turds

Gay

>based bacon poster

Why does Mark Jackson talk like a gangsta nigga?

if only not drinking to respect some skymagic was the most stupid shit they do...

would Allah really not forgive penis for not observing ramadan and winning a chip for the glory of Islam and the prophet Muhammad (pbuh)?

Stephen injury that affects him for the rest of his life when?

Hes pretending to be Moslem in case he gets deported to Turkey

like a walk in the park

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curry for three

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who is the tallest man on earth?

Fuck blazers

there are lot of cultural stuff that is just based on culture and we still do it without logically thinking about it

if we only did things according to logic we'd be robots

if the warriors win the WCF and the NBA finals convincingly without Kevin Durant...

would it affect his legacy?

>not drinking water during high physical exertion doesn't change their performance
lmaoing at your brain

this is the WCF, fuck religion

>All these /pol/cels getting worked by Kanter.
That is what we call based and red pilled.

Did steph make a deal with the devil to make shots? How does anyone shoot like that. I swear when he misses it’s on purpose so no one gets suspicious

i dont like white women only Spanish girl because they are not white

defense is haram

hes already married to her

I'm assuming either pork ribs or pork loin

that's an ugly ass baby

A Swedish singer-songwriter.

because the quran teaches chimps to take a shit on your wifes chest while doing intercourse

kek

My 99 overall in 2k can't even hit those consistently in shootaround. This man is fucking OP.

him being a bitch might. although the GSW not slowing down what-so-ever is hilarious in a sadistic way.

you want to think logically? why is a ball game so imporant?

it's not like he makes more money for winning or losing this series, even if it was the case, money isn't that relevant

How is it possible that the splash mutts AFTER 5 YEARS are still so much better at shooting than the rest of the league. Why isn't every guard locking himself in the gym until he can shoot 3s like klay and steph?

more like 2k sucks major ass

okay i can see dat...have a you

>Bruins and Memeiors sweeping into the Finals
I’m so done with sports for a year

>Cus you haven't seen the Curry family enough yet LOL

fans who pay for tickets to the games that pay this man's salaries expect a championship to be brought to portland

kanter is actively working against beating the warriors at their most vulnerable

play or get kicked off the team

>whiteoid betas hating on Islam
That 1500 year old book of fairytales is the reason muslims will take over Europe totally in 50 years while whiteoids go extinct worldwide

Maybe if whites listened to their own religion still they wouldn't be basedcucks and the biggest disgrace of a people in history. White couples are childless with a dog while muslims have 5 kids each

I'm white btw and call it like it be

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trail gayzers are shitty chinese knockoof warriors
fuck both these teams

Seth looks just like dad, Steph...not so much.
hmmmm

Are you saying the Blazers didn't know a guy from Turkey was a muslim before giving him a contract?

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Did you know their dad used to play in the NBA for the Charlotte Hornets?

Del just say, you've disowned bottleg steph

I NEED a mommy Curry gf

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>you want to think logically?
>money isn't that relevant
>religion is over work
>it doesn't really change their performance tho

a fucking star

>muh white replacement
back to /pol/

I NEED CURRYS MOM

rodney hood is fucking elite

Fascinating! Did you know that he played the sport of basketball, which is the sport that Jimmy Graham used to play before he played football?

Steph looks more like his mom but you can still see his dad in him.

>everybody from turkey is muslim
wow racist.

trust this man. hes chinese.

>ywn have a threesome with Doris Burke and mommy Curry

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>mama curry cheering after seth got blocked
the state of seth

>when your bro gets all the good genes

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See? You protestants (jews who believe in jesus) love money just because of your culture

How does winning 10% more when you are already a millionaire help you make your soul progress?

UNLEASH HOOD

Seth is humble, Steph is a fucking pussy faggot who acts like the silver spoon-fed dickhead that he is

>can still see his dad in him
Steph definitely takes dick thats for sure just didnt know it was his dads.

Did you know Antonio Gates laid the blueprint for players like Jimmy Graham?

not really. stephen is hideous. at least seth looks normal

you have to start early. i shot a ball every single day multiple hours a day after school and even more everyday in the summer. light rain, snow, didnt matter.
i knew kids who played other sports at young ages or just didnt spend time shooting and it hurt them
i stopped playing basketball after middle school (focused full attention on bassedball)and those same kids who were in the gym shooting everyday through high school still couldnt shoot with me at all when id go weeks or months without picking up a ball
so id imagine all of these 6'7 apes spent their years cutting, driving, and dominating in the paint because it was so easy for them when they were young..so by the time they are in college or NBA its too late

MAKE IT STOIP

gw took portland best shoot and the score is even...

Doris bourke is a moron

Good....good goy living in total delusion

Objectively false

>when your bro gets all the good genes
OUR GENES ARE VINTAGE, BROTHER!

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cmon gs beat the blazers

man, it looks like Portland has to try so hard to get shots up whereas the warriors make it look effortless. There's no way Portland can keep up for 4 quarters

Portland isn't gonna do better than that and they're only up 2

yes

tim duncan?

who is worst doris or chris webber

no

>28v-1d in the last 29 games Curry played without Durant
>Thompson 3pts % rises from 37% to 50% when he's on the court without Durant

Durant is litterally holding the Warriors down.

have sex

Yeah but I'd still pay good money for her to sit on my face

this
guys like Zion are so busy getting off on the high of dunking on short unathletic white guys that they don't actually practice shooting which is one of the fundamental aspects of basketball
you can definitely learn to be a good shooter as an adult (Brook Lopez, Stockton, and Pippen are all examples of this) but most guys don't put in the work required to become a reliable shooter

I'm convinced Curry can go 90% from 3 but NBA is rigged and he misses some to keep shit interesting

nah...KD

why wont they shut the fuck up about this fasting shit? do they expect us to believe kanter would be playing like fucking wilt if he wasnt starving himself?

Well at least Seth isn't married to an ungrateful roastie

dubs and Doris has pepperoni nipples

Justin Trudeau - NOT AS ADVERTISED

Oracle? more like Boracle arena. Finna watch some kino. Dubs decides what I watch. The choices are as follows.
>The Departed
>Saving private Ryan
>Aliens
>The big Lebowski
>Casino

the power of playing collective game is marvellous

>See? You protestants (jews who believe in jesus)
fuck you on about argentina? i'm not a WASP and i'm not jewish but i'm pretty sure those aren't bad things to be

>How does winning 10% more when you are already a millionaire help you make your soul progress?
it doesn't; you use it on more practical and selfless things. you know, like feeding people

portlands guards are manlets and there arent enough other threats on the floor to keep the D spread. warriors also move offball extremely well and keeps portlands D active and tires them out.

he would tho

Doris Bourke got to be the most annoying announcer. “Ooooh! That’s off ennis Wow!!!” Like it ain’t that serious calm down. Where’s Jeff Van Gundy when you need him.

Aliens

blacked

STEP IT UP

ALWAYS TAKE THE RISK

LIKE THE ICE ON THE WRIST

BLIP BLIP BLIP

THATS A CALL I CAN'T MISS

magnet theory can be used on the other way actually: to repel shots

both need tldr attached to anything they say

>s-steph ... y-you guys still need me, r-right? ...

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Based

blacked

Does Doris Bourke know how to shut up?

Aminu is doing the exact same shit and is playing fine. Kanter is just a meme player.

A man of taste

All these are directed and produced by catholics and jews, no protestant scum

>Shaft remake
Fucking why? Who was asking for this?

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based

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Why would he get deported? He's employed through the NBA.

Game 2 Warriors vs Blazers

Which of these room mates is more attractive?

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I was told it was Dame time

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hell yea

Who the fuck is on the court for golden state

AY U GON DU DIS OR WUT?

>Hurricanesblazers ftw

Cant complain. Lana Rhodes or Riley Reid as the female protagonist?

Didn't say it was good or bad, just saying it's a different culture, and you think the way you think (love money) because you live in a protestant country, in a protestant culture

Muslims are different and you shouldn't think they are "dumber" for having a different culture. That's my whole point

is collins cowherd's illegitimate child?

aside from livingston the bench is weak

are these new films to you? would imagine not. here's a roll for big lebowski

casino is so good and the violence is so effective that i get super-depressed watching it

>black ass, nigggaaa, big black ass mfer

4 scrubs and 1 allstar

Right is 20 years older than left...

Rodney Hood is a max player.

I come from the future, Portland wins the chip and Hood is finals MVP

H O O D
O
O
D

>aside from livingston
Livingston has been garbage this year. He's so fucking done. Iguodala is the good bench player

>warriors are behind
>time to memechuck
god it's so boring lads

Seth Time soon

No my general films I go to when bored as fuck.

if refs called all the illegal screens the warriors would average 55 ppg

>jvg
>"just be confident lol"

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Hood is so good, we named a mountain after him in Oregon.

if only nurkic was alive and collins was more developed

>doris burke sits down with the Curry parents to ask what its like to have kids on either team

this is why people hate the media, they ask such dumbfuck questions that are shallow and repetitive

jeff van gundy is a terrible announcer

>moving screen gets called on golden state

we all seeing this? i'm not hallucinating?

Big niggers bricking free throws all night is the worst era in NBA history. Cry more faggot.

Fuck how'd I forget Iggy. And Livingston has been productive this post season

upvote

What if they said "Well, it's crap, I'd rather be at home right now instead of watching this shit fest"

Kanter/Hood are elite

>Penes Kanter fasting
>curry brothers playing against each other
this series has such shit storylines

i legit thought hawks were gonna give him big money last offseason

wasnt it called on portland

>And Livingston has been productive this post season
For the other team? I'm a memefan and I'll admit he's been garbage minus 1 or 2 games. He's a foul machine

this is hard to watch

M E M E C H U C K

>Lebron James has entered the arena.
Per Brian Windhorst.

Why are you all so surprised by a player fasting? Don't Muslim Americans like Kareem do it too?

and people laughed when they wanted bogut back
ffs the state of the game

i'd be happy for once

>kanter with the tip in
>refuses to play the entire game and help the team because muh religion
fucking selfish prick

He's avg like 8 right

Golden State have the most boring crowd.

Hey guys, just got back from recording my podcast and having sex with my egirl gf, what did I miss?

yeah on collins

ESPN has decided to make a big deal about it for no reason.

My sister is drunk as fuck and wont let me change the channel. I wanna watch a movie but shes being a dumb cunt. She thinks steph curry is hot.

not surprised, its just that the media rams it down our throats,
>hey did you hear huh? did ya? did you know enes kanter is fasting? did you know that? huh? did ya?

post pics

they're just making excuses for him. Aminu is fasting too and is playing just fine.

Larp

Blazers are wiping the floor with warriors

that tampering mother fucker. finally get rid of magic and this clown takes up the mantle.

Show her that you are the one she should be calling hot.

show the girl some respect mate that's your sister

Post pics

god I wish I had a sister

please don't post pictures of your ugly sister

Warriors will sweep this pathetic team of no talent hacks and win another chip in the lowest rated finals ever against Milwaukee.

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>Why are you all so surprised by a player fasting?
Because it's the fucking Western Conference Finals and this fool is making millions of dollars. He needs to replenish himself to play 100% effective.

Lol I have three. Jelly? Nah but seriously why?

*slips*

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i second this
any 1 tv having piece of shit family probably also has an ugly daughter

momma, theres goes dat man

damn today was such a good day. went fishing with a friend and we both caught something, rode my motorcycle home and my hate flew off but it landed on the median, and just scored a date with this bitty on sunday

klay is overrated

>can't dribble for shit
>can't pass
>can't shoot unless he's open after a screen or catches and shoots

Ask her what she thinks of Seth

can you explain yourself in a way that doesn't sound totally retarded? if kanter makes millions more and then donates it to people how is that a horrible thing?

Blazers look good so far

Warriors bench looking like the trash everyone thought they were.

he's probably he weaboo who think his sisters would be all over his dick and that it would be awesome

ya well... hes a 2 guard so...
he catches and shoots and plays d

no reason..
reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/bo4m1k/update_i_think_my_brother_ejaculated_on_me_while/

This game boring as fuck or just me?

I bet based Mommy Curry loves Seth more

>Penis Cancer

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CJ is underrated as fuck

Are you asking him to act against his culture and religion so he can donate money? Or are you saying that players that try 100% to win actually do donate money?

>good guys playing great basketball and winning
>boring

18+

why in the fuck are white people so racist?

>stream chat calling kanter a terrorist towelhead

wtf bros why are they so much more based than us??

ive only watched 3 minutes of it but am still here

why is jvg giving kanter shit about dropping on pick and rolls when its fucking terry stotts who decides that shit?

it's fine.

Then he should stop trying to dribble, even Green is better than him at playing point in offense

>Looney

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he'll get exposed if he signs a max with another team and has to be the #1

Blazers look like they got this.

1-1 going back to Portland

JVG will never criticize a coach for any reason ever

based refs
it looks like someones check cleared

CLEGANE BOWL AND NOW CURRY BOWL, ALL IN ONE WEEK? YAS

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Digits confirm this as truth.

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>it's a Warriors sleepwalk until the end then win easily episode

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>watching illegal streams
>reading chat
the soÿ is overwhelming

>uglier
>shorter
>worse player

how hasnt seth killed himself yet

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>white people

i didn't ask him to do shit. i asked you why that would be a horrible thing

>Or are you saying that players that try 100% to win actually do donate money?
wow you divert a lot. look at lebron james you dolt

>getting blown out by worst Curry, fasting Kanter, and 0-point Lillard

I hope Westbrook is watching Lillard, staying effective while not scoring

>Dame drains a 30-foot shot
>Curry subsequently airballs
FAT DICK ENERGY
GIVE BLAZERS YOUR ENERGY

Wait seth is doc's step son? What does that even mean?

memeiors exposed by a real nigga squad

Warriors in 5

WARRIORS GBTFO
G
B
T
F
O

how are you posting from a warzone?

i think you mean 4 point lillard

For him religion is more important than a ball game

son in law
Seth married Doc's daughter

cause he's not married to a fat attention-whore

Another game where Dame chokes

What part of Syria u from?

>tfw the direct deposit hits

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married to one of docs daughters or sons knowing the curry family. could also be that Doc is moma currys bull since hes actually black unlike dell.

what is Syria like? no memes

he's engaged to Doc's daughter

lillard stats shooting like first round dame and this series will be interesting

does espn not even show how many fouls each team has? what kind of amateur hour shit is this

blazers in 5

and in reality it isn't. again, you're just stating your own beliefs. in my life basketball is way more meaningful. to each his own, dumbstar

We have WiFi signal in the bunker

>that fat fuck who’s not /fast/

LMAO @ your double digit body fat percentage

oh ok that makes sense. Im drunka s fuck confused me

>millionaire
>plays a child's game for a living
>famous
gee i wonder how he does it

>@wojESPN: Steve Kerr irate during break after Kanter asked how his dad was doing and laughed menacingly

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what city?

will the people rise against assad again or have they given up?

doest steph have an oral fixation?

>to each his own
But I'm saying the same

He's part of the corny nigga NBA mafia

blazers gonna sweep golden "state"

hard wood classics

BASED
FUCKING
KANTER

Warriors win
Bucks win
Warriors win

The league is trying hard to inject something interesting by sitting out KD but no one is falling for it

>for the 2013-14 season, the 10-day call-up amounts were approximately $28,834 for a rookie, $46,404 for a player with one year experience, $52,017 for a player with at least two years experience, and in the event that there was a player with 10 or more years of experience, they would receive a 10-day contract valued at $82,324.

probably cause of this

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>Lebron James has left the arena amid the boredom.
Per Brian Windhorst.

definitely likes things in his mouth

OH NO NO NO NO NO
KD SAVE ME !!!!!!!

he's watching but trying to clown the low point total and thats why he'll never improve

>why do whites always bring up bull and cuck fantasies? SAD!

I tried fasting last week with no water intake like Kanter, I didn’t even try to play any sports and my head still felt fried at the end of the day

GILFS

callie is definitely an attention whore

probably he's always chewing on his mouth guard. probably chews on hoodie strings and shit like that too

>>Curry subsequently airballs
and he spread eagle trying to draw a foul, what a fucking homo

Ive heard he likes getting pegged and shit.

like penises?

>german flag

>senile cheerleaders

well, I guess it's better than the Mavs' obese cheerleaders, but NBA was still a mistake

The war is over retard

Fasting should be mandatory for Americans

GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE FUCKING BROTHERS?!? CRAZY RIGHT

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I demand for every player to be dehydrated so there is no unfair advantage.

You guys wanna have a laugh

Google “Seth curry wife”

Damascus, and no, it's OGRE
That's natural. It's much easier after a few days though. People who are used to it can easily play sports while fasting.

CURRY FAMILY UUUUUUUUUUURRRHHHAAAAAAHGGGRRRRRRR

don't fuck brothers, m8

>worriers
OH NO NO NO ON

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luckily we have a choice unlike under sharia law

based Seth

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>he's married
>you're alone
wow so funny

The Syrian Civil War (Arabic: الحرب الأهلية السورية, al-ḥarb al-ʾahlīyah as-sūrīyah) is an ongoing multi-sided armed conflict in Syria fought between the Ba'athist Syrian Arab Republic led by President Bashar al-Assad, along with domestic and foreign allies, and various domestic and foreign forces opposing both the Syrian government and each other in varying combinations.

I'm drinking a peanut butter chocolate milkshake right now stop me kraut

ALL GUNS BLAZING

me on the left

>Seth playing good, draining threes
>not a single emotion by the Curry parents

>shooting a 3 right in front of your big bro's face
BASED seth

RIP, glad you can watch NBA at least

I wish they would stop pushing this Curry brother shit. I don't give a fuck.

Imagine being the dad. You're seeing what your genes can accomplish. You're literally seeing that your life was a waste.

woah this seth and steph guy have the same last name. do you think they are related?

Memeiors getting exposed on their own homecourt

>getting shit on by Worst Curry

Well there goes the Ws can win without Kd narrative

LILLER TIME

what is it with Germans and starving people?

Warriors gonna win this shit by double digits. Dubs to confirm.

gib mommy curry

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everybodys black here my friend

BASED DELL

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Both these teams suck at the center position, why doesn't one of them sign Mo Bamba?

>aminu

GET THAT NIGGA OFF DAME HE DONT WANT IT

WHAT TIME IS IT Yea Forums???

What the fuck, Yea Forumsee told me the warriors were good
What happened

Remember the one playoff game she was celebrating with a man that wasn't her husband?

>amino

based

Told yall the warriors needed KD. whatever no one listens to me.

This is 1 game out of 36 that they've played without him and it's not even over yet.

me on the right

Fucking IMAGINE having a mom that's 100x hotter than your own wife

>aminu
fuck this nigga doin

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Blazers in 5 checkem

I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOEEES

CAAAAALLLLIN

A YOUNG NIGGA PHONE

Well sleeping or napping throughout the day is not encouraged but seems necessary even for the most hardcore believers

>people who think Syria poster itt is real

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Seth's last name is spelled differently i'm pretty sure, so probably not....

Dell married a qt, his sons both got stuck with some attention whoring roasties

Aminu is more inconsistent than Jamal Crawford.

he trained Steph tho. he had a good career himself and then created the best shooter in the world under his tutelage.

shoulda been a T for that shameful display

They are something like 38-4 without him lmao. Warriors will come back in the 3rd anyway like they fucking always do

>memeiors

fuckin ho

i am tho

They need to stop letting Aminu take those three's. He's gonna shoot the Blazers out of the game.

So who’s rooting for who? The team that’s on the front or the team that’s on the back?

Warriors still sweep in 5. there's no need to bring back KD before the finals.

>not understanding the ultimate basedpill is to have great genes carry a great legacy
small mind

>KD joins a warriors team that doesn't need him
>his court prowess causes them get lazy and complacent
>get's """injured""" in the playoffs
>sits out and let's them get exposed
BASED KD!! he was a double agent the whole time!!

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i wish i played violin

How do I lace Jordan 6s

He's straight up airballed wtf was that shit hahahaha

Keep telling yourself that until Dame Time is upon the Memeiors.

Where is that Portland guy who agreed to meet me at the airport in Portland tommorow to throw hands?

My flight got cancelled. You got lucky this time you stupid bitch.

>not knowing that you can have a great career and pass on your great genes later
based RETARD

>implying there are even any Syria proxies out there

>Blazers vs Bucks
Can we change timelines?

doesnt dell have a job? how does he manage to be at every game?

money making series will all go the distance for dat dosh

The fuck is this music?

people have posted with dprk proxies before. Or maybe Kim was having a chuckle shitposting?

>Jennifer actually gave enough motivation for them just by being in Oracle

based

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how does paul pierce of a job that involves basketball opinions? he's AD tier stupid.

Former athletes are literally sub-70 iq, they should not be allowed to talk.

>dubstep violins are still a thing

classical crossover

Why is it so much harder to bait /nba/fags with shitposting than other sports?

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>3 niggers and a blonde
GEE WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>Warriors will come back in the 3rd anyway like they fucking always do
Not if Klay and his giant head keep getting bottled up by the half court trap

He's rich. You know...from playing in the Nba and being smart with his money.

he's gonna get laid with a cheerleader later

He used to play for my raptor, which is why Steph is coming home next year along with Giannis and RJ

Do you guys think CP3 and Harden live together just like in the State Farm commercial?

You make it too obvious. Definitely a proxy.

Is Silver going to ref this game to the Blazers?

Portland better not choke this game. Gives me hope for my Rapties to tie up the series tmrw as well.

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I fucking hate the warriors
I want them to lose every game they play

BLACKED RAW

i dont know what kind of jew magic ESPN has but i swear nichols actually looks hot on live tv

Kerr will lose this game with his retarded rotations

they do but the real question is who is the bottom?

they're pretty close friends

youtube.com/watch?v=MMpOZt3xyds

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he's the hornets' commentator so he never has to worry about working during the playoffs

can someone explain to me how someone can get a lot of steals/blocks but be "bad" at defense?
i get how a good defender doesn't have to necessarily get steals and blocks. but if you're getting a lot of either doesn't that mean you're a high IQ defender who knows when to strike and can apply pressure to force turnovers and potential baskets on the fast break? am i missing something?

The hottest girls are always posted in sports threads
I don't know how it's possible

its literally all we do all day long both here and irl, can't fool a fooler

>literally every commercial features a mixed race couple

she's ugly

>sweep in 5
Ah yes, the typical Warriors """"fan"""". Good to see you've managed to learn nothing since you started watching basketball in 2014

Can they knock the warriors off their perch?

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THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!

YOU GOT DAMIAN "HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS WET ASS JUMPER I'M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIX TAPE OF 2019" LILLARD

CJ "AFTER I BUTTFUCKED DUKE I BUTFUCKED AUSTIN RIVERS GIRL" MCCOLLUM

JUSUF "I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY MOTHER FUCKING MANTLE" NURKIC

AL-FAROUQ "I LOOK SO SLEEPY CAUSE I REFUSE TO BE WOKE" AMINU

MO "SHUT YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MY D AND DROP TREYS IN YOUR RETARDED FACE" HARKLESS

ENES "POLITICAL EXILE STATUS DON'T MEAN SHIT WHEN I'M ASS RAMING YOUR FRONT COURT" KANTER

RODNEY "I PLAYED LIKE SHIT IN CLEVELAND CAUSE FUCK HELPING THAT BITCH LEBRON" HOOD

JAKE "OUT WORKING YOU ON THE COURT AND FINISHING STRONG IN YOUR MOM" LAYMAN

EVAN "I GET PAID TO RUN THE BEST BENCH IN THE LEAGUE" TURNER

ZACH "TELL YOUR SISTER TO STOP CALLING ME I'M BUSY SHITTIN ON THESE BITCHES" COLLINS

MEYERS "7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER" LEONARD

YOU GOT "PUT ME IN THE REALEST NIGGAS PASTA" user

HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA!

JUST ANOTHER FUCKIN DAY IN RIP CITY!

Larriors absolutely btfo

I really hope so

What does Klay Thomas look like an Easter Island statue?

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That's actually pretty based

but most players get other jobs like shaq, chris webber... hell even MJ.

>being this new
here's your first (you), kiddo

what I would give for a Taylor Rooks fappening leak

yes
CJ McCollum is unironically playing at an historic level this postseason and the Blazers play team ball
if the Blazers win this game (which is definitely possible, even likely by this point) i can easily see them taking the series in 6 or 7

Curry is quick byt his size leaves him at a disadvantage, especially among guards. He's still decent and not a garbage tier defender like the people on this board say though.

The Rockets should've replaced Capela with Skit

newbreadnewbreadnewbread

What's wrong with that?

because 2.5 steals/game is considered top-tier. and 3 steals aren't a game-changer. Most blocked shots go out of bounds and the other team retains the ball anyway.

Came so close knocking Shaq and Kobe 19 years ago. It still hurts.

Eat shit faggot, Cucks aint beating Raptors. Raptors in 5 screencap this shit. Brook Lopez won't score 29 points in the rest of the series and Kyle Lowry has finally overcome his playoff demons. He gonna average 25+ this series.

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>an historic

>reverse-reverse-baiting

I DESERVE HER

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that's grammatically correct, you dumbian

greetings retard, did you ever receive a post-primary education?

Durant is coming back next game, isn't he?
If Portland can hit a stride and play out of their minds they could MAYBE win

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kek

a decent chunk of steals/blocks come from gambling on passes or on weak side defense. Gambling is just as the name implies and can go either way while over committing from the weak side isn't always the correct decision and can lead to open dunks. 2 prime examples are westbrook and whiteside. Westbrook gambles a lot on defense and constantly gets burned for it when he plays disciplined teams. Whiteside is forever block hunting and gives up way more points than an "elite" shotblocker like him should

she probably doesnt even like sex

me

he’s confirmed out 3 and 4

Jews of all people asking why keeping our cultural integrity is important. The irony.

Jfc faggot stop posting bullshit from like 2015

>Durant is coming back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOT MRSA

It's a historic
like aye

KD probably struggling not to have a big banana grin what a snake piece of shit

And if it ever gets too close, the refs will push things the way the league wants

>Bootyblasted Warrior fan so angry he calls people new because he made some meme that makes him look even more retarded than he already did
I picked the (you) meme up my first day too, user.

you use an when the letter H is followed by a vowel

fuck up, fagboi. I've never seen anybody make that comparison

damn that is fucking BASED

No new thread yet? Okay I'll post it

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Where's Oscar?

No

Only britbongs do cause their sloppy teeth make their English impossible to understand.

hope he comes back and immediately breaks both his legs

me neither

Probably how he deals with anxiety--he bites his nails a lot, too

well that would be an hell of a shame if I've been doing it wrong my whole life

I make more money selling drugs than you do with that piece of paper you payed six figures for.

>mfw KD pulled a Kawhi and faked an injury to get out of GS and let them know how important he was

>Warriors injuring opponent star players in key games
absolute fucking pottery
fuck this hack pussy franchise

dame broke ribs
dame broke ribs
dame broke ribs
dame broke ribs

>dame hurt

Oh nonono..

i pull six figures a year and had scholarships
soooooooooooo

new thread?

>don't play physically
pussies!!!
>play physically
dirty!!!!

>scores
>just stand still smiling

hate that shit

El Farouk Anime

Warriors getting crushed? Better pull out the “have one of your big men injure one of their best players” card again.

>
>
>

There’s a difference between playing physical and trying to injure your opponents.

He was wearing an hat
He was anhead of me in line (lul)
Don't worry, I have an handle on this

>trying
don't buy it. prove it

>six figure taxed income

Kek.

He wasn’t going for the ball.

was it another green eye gouge? he did that shit to CJ last game just like Harden.

curry forgot what team he was on

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA

i was honestly surprised the blazers made it this far and i love the team