*almoft laft mätfday edifion*
>upcoming:
SATURDAY 18/05
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15:30 Bayern München - Eintracht Frankfurt
15:30 Borussia Mönchengladbach - Borussia Dortmund
15:30 FC Schalke 04 - VfB Stuttgart
15:30 Fortuna Düsseldorf - Hannover 96
15:30 FSV Mainz 05 - TSG Hoffenheim
15:30 Hertha BSC - Bayer Leverkusen
15:30 SC Freiburg - 1. FC Nürnberg
15:30 VfL Wolfsburg - FC Augsburg
15:30 Werder Bremen - RB Leipzig
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anime
Es ist fast 3 Uhr, ab ins bett.
Du kannst neue thräds später machen
you are nöt the boss of me
Ich rufe deine mutter an
just linking to my posts in the old thread, thank you.
Also, fucked a turkish hooker last recently, ask me anything.
Why German women tend to be so fat??
How very rude of you
No work today so of course it’s raining, while the past two days had lovely weather.
i want a german dog. which german breed is best?
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Schäferhund, Dobermann, Rottweiler - the holy trinity of badass German dogs.
Weimaraner for the sophisticated gentleman.
Your thoughts on Marcel Kittel ending his career?
He needs to put his own happiness and mental health first, and it doesn’t seem like professional cycling allows him to do that.
>von: ALFRED DRAXLER veröffentlicht am
>16.05.2019 - 22:16 Uhr
>Erst fünfmal in der Bundesliga-Geschichte wurde der Tabellenführer am letzten Spieltag noch gestürzt. Herzschlag-Finale nennen das die Radio-Reporter.
>Als ersten Klub „erwischte“ es ausgerechnet die Bayern im Jahr 1971. Sie verloren in Duisburg 0:2, Gladbach siegte in Frankfurt 4:1, zog noch vorbei und wurde Deutscher Meister. Bei den Verlierern dabei war der 19-jährige Uli Hoeneß, der in der 62. Minute ausgewechselt wurde.
>Ich glaube nicht, dass Hoeneß 48 Jahre später wieder leiden muss. Seine Bayern sind gegen Frankfurt hoher Favorit. Ein Punkt reicht. Und Borussia Dortmund hat gleichzeitig in Gladbach wahrscheinlich das schwierigere Spiel.
>Wenn Sie mich aber fragen, wem ich den Titel in diesem Jahr wünschen würde, dann sage ich: dem BVB!
>19 year old wurstl
>van Bommel
German Shepard ofc
You forgot Leonberger.
Thoughts?
I don't understand german
Kovac gets a shoe.
Can he not afford the pair?
Are they, dare I say it, back?
Based and Islampilled ( I don't if this is good actually )
13.00 on Sport1:
U17 EC Final: Vrouwenelftal - BDM Deutschland
yes yes hello
>it's true
absolute state of bauern
Danske Pokalfinale @17:00
Brondby - Midtjylland
here we go, please watch and support our girls
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i like kovac but whats his "we live in a society" shtick this season?
the lineswoman is a cutie
fuck off tom
Kleiner Münsterländer
>not "Maulwurlf meldet Rauswurf"
one job
>qu-quack
>low level burger bait
do you see anybody biting? no? I guess you already ate it yourself fat fuck
Based
german nr.9 looks and runs exactly like my sister and it's creeping me out
>Kovac out
>Allegri out
>Wolf out
>Dahlmeier retires
So many newsflashes in the past 30 minutes. Do the russian hackers train for the election already?
Fresse Tom
>win double with a shit squad
>get sacked
lel
>Leverkusen looking at Sinkgraven
Noice, he was GOAT under Bosz at Ajax.
more like Stinkraven limassol
unironically yes, but only if they stop buying shit foreigners and let Barisic do his thing with the youth teams
just love women's goalkeeping
still better than karius
Guttentag my friends
Tell me about Dynamo Dresden. Do they have a chance or will they sell the game?
This was unironically the worst dive recorded on tape.
They're the gud guys. They staying in, nothing more this season.
I know they are the good guys. I was asking if they will sell the game or have a chance to win it. My mate support Union Berlin, he's studying here, he says he will cry if they don't get promoted this weekend.
I dont want him to cry. I want to see him smile
>Nikita Rudy Tromp, Geboren: 8. Mai 2002 (Alter 17 Jahre)
>Aktuelle Teams: Ajax Amsterdam (#29 / Mittelfeld), Netherlands women's national under-17 football team (Mittelfeld)
Is she, dare I say it, elite?
She got 2 elite talents for U-17 for sure
Hallo knaben
>tom, the pervert
ugh
imagine to not only unironically watch womens football but to unironically watch U17 womens football
>name is unironically Jule Brand
can't make this shit up
redpill me on domenico tedesco
good manager or another bundes meme?
Mourinho lite
Hopefully he can do it, he discovered some good young players while at Olimpija. It's a shame he got sacked, >we didn't deserve him
what does it mean?
he's playing defensive football?
oh shit, Seedorf glasses coming in.
Big fan of here already
lel no. Laptop & systeme cuck. Has nothing to do with Mourinho.
Don't think it's a good deal if >we are buying Douglas and keeping Wendell, but if Bosz is playing him and winger or midfielder it's a good signing
Wendell isn't staying
german Edgar Davids
To where he's going? PSG?
Mixed up my black dutch players. Sorry Dutchbros.
No idea, but with the mediocre performances he put in this season I don't see him staying. Leverkusen should cash in before they're driven into a corner.
era of the pill
I don't think he will leave in this window, I remember he was linked with halal not long ago when he performed well, but big teams aren't looking for a LB now.
Any chance of Allegri to Bayern?
More like Roger Schmidt to Bayern lmao
I am playing a concert in munich tomorrow, can't watch the footie ;_;
I hope dortmund win the league, otherwise traffic will be a nightmare
Frankfurt bought Kostic contract until 2023
>Marko Marin ist in Serbien Meister geworden und wurde nun auch in der Superliga zum Spieler des Jahres gewählt.
We did it lads, a good match and a deserved win for our girl.
Don't forget there is the champions eagle final, aka lyonwinslol, tomorrow at 18:30.
>1:2 after penalties
they just can't score, right?
2:3 actually, both teams converted the first penalty, also
>that one male coach in the pile of girls
Am kinda jealous desu
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Will Dynamo Dresden sell the game?
hopefully not
>Offiziell: HSV trennt sich von Trainer Wolf
Another laptop trainer bites the dust
Tedesco to Juventus
Who will becme Trainer in Hamburg?
Dieser Verein ist nicht mehr zu retten!
Ich meine das ernst. Denn inzwischen sollte jedem klar sein, dass es vollkommen egal ist, wer beim HSV
Vorstandsvorsitzender, Sportvorstand, Finanzvorstand, Sportchef, Kaderplaner, Chefscout, Trainer oder Spieler ist. Die Namen sind ebenso beliebig austauschbar, wie sie ausgetauscht werden.
Es spielt einfach keine Rolle mehr, denn dieser Verein ist fertig. Fertig, so wie er ist. Man hat es in all den Jahren mit allen Varianten versucht. Erfahrene Trainer, junge Trainer, Laptop-Trainer, Trainer des Jahres, deutschen Trainer, ausländischen Trainer, etablierten Trainer und Hoffnungs-Trainer. Nichts hat nachhaltig funktioniert und mittlerweile stellt man sich in Hamburg am Tag der Vorstellung des neuen Übungsleiters nicht mehr die Frage, ob es funktioniert, sondern man schließt Wetten darauf ab, wie viele Monate das arme Schwein im Amt bleiben wird, bevor man ihn in einem Akt der Inkompetenz und gelebten Selbstzerstörung vor die Tür setzt. All dies liegt nicht am jeweiligen Trainer, es liegt noch nicht mal am Sportchef, es liegt am Verein selbst.
Ein Verein, der schon längst nicht mehr dazu angelegt ist, durch sportliche Leistungen zu glänzen, sondern der ausschließlich als Selbstbedienungsladen für auf Zeit ins Amt gehobene Selbstoptimierer dient. Dabei glaube ich sogar den Trainern, die es immer wieder versuchen. Jeder von ihnen denkt, dass ausgerechnet er es sein wird, dem das Unmögliche gelingen wird. Der diesen im Kern so machtvollen Verein ins Licht führen und als Retter der Enterbten in die Analen des Klubs eingehen wird. Und nach wenigen Wochen merkt wirklich jeder der Herren, auf was er sich hier eigentlich eingelassen hat. Von dem Moment der Erkenntnis an beginnt das persönliche Schiff zu sinken und der Rest gerät zum Desaster. Immer und immer wieder.
RIP Bremen
the guy on the right
Where does he go to?
There were a lot of Tottenham rumours and he suits theyre style, I would bet on them.
come to leverkusen
nooo, his performance was good but not as stable as id wish.
florian kainz probaly stays.
>lebenslang grun weis
Werder should get Andre Schürrle as replacement
The worst thing is that he tricked >us into getting Harnik back, just to leave a year later.
Kruse supposedly going to
>Schalke
wtf is wrong with that nibba
poor bremen, it all comes tumbling down
>Nach Knie-OP: Bargfrede fällt mehrere Monate aus
No, rumor is he's unironically going to hoffenheim and that's why he was "injured" all of a sudden last week against them. it would be even better now when >we qualify for europe tomorrow and leave hoffenheim behind.
Does /bundes/ like Thunfischpizza?
>it would be even better now when >we qualify for europe tomorrow and leave hoffenheim behind.
would be funny if this happened
yes yes ate one last night
I do
I hope Kruse eats a lot of Nutella in the Sommerpause and gets relegated to Trainingsgruppe 2.
someone post the video
Ten minutes to go
>only one dane and one ghanaian-danish mutt
nice 'team' you got there
Loving you is a losing game.
Just heard Germany's ESC song for the first time. Bad. 0 points.
>Kaiser D.
based
Honestly thought Uhre was Swedish
>singing in a foreign language
How did he do it?
We are predicted to be last place.
>we
>brondby
Not watching the game, obviously. Watching a Norwegian travel program instead.
Kruse to Dortmund? They need a striker
>7/10 missed penalties
dafuq
women suck at football. more news at 6.
these are professional athletes right? Shit, sorry, even if I try not to be a shitlord.
They look so out of place, the movement just seems odd, like trying really hard but it still looks clumsy.
second goal is nice though.
>female scores a goal
>lol female goal keepers are shit
>female goal keeper saves
>lol women suck at football
oh, just realized its U-17, might explain a bit
>Am Donnerstag hat sich eine Mehrheit des Beirats beim 1. FC Kaiserslautern für die langfristige Zusammenarbeit mit dem Unternehmer Flavio Becca ausgesprochen.
>Darin äußert sich auch Becca das erste Mal öffentlich. "Mein Ziel war es nie, hier ausschließlich den 'Feuerwehrmann' zu spielen, sondern langfristig den Verein zu begleiten mit dem Ziel, in die 1. Bundesliga zurück zu kehren", sagte der Unternehmer. Dafür habe er mit den Verantwortlichen "ein schlüssiges Konzept entwickelt, das sowohl im sportlichen als auch im betriebswirtschaftlichen Bereich den FCK zurück in die Erfolgsspur führen kann".
>OIOIOIOIOIOIOI
yes, i usually don't watch u matches, because the best players are missing, because they already play in other age group. Also
>Fritz-Walter-Medaille
is the biggest joke ever.
its still the paralympics of football
actually meant for
Im not sure about it. I like Tuna, on pasta its okay, on salad and pizza, not really for my taste.
>female goal keeper saves
I think I unironically never saw a female goalkeeper make a good save, sören.
Kaiser equalised
see
hsv24.mopo.de
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€ 1,5 Mio. Gehalt in der 2. Liga!!! Die gehören alle gefeuert. Sofort!
Wer hat's der hat's, ne
He is well worth it though
the soon to be austrian Lasogga
*ahem*
fuck buyern
oge wa alles
>Filip Kostic: Has made more accurate crosses from open play (38) than any other player in the Bundesliga this season
Nach einer guten Stunde ist das Nachmittagstraining der Rothosen vorbei, die Spieler gehen zurück in die Kabinen. Heute standen vor allem Torabschlüsse auf dem Programm, viele scharfe Bälle und Schüsse auf die Tore wurden geübt. Eine Aufstellung für Sonntag war nicht zu erkennen. Ersatzkeeper Tom Mickel prallte mit Lasogga zusammen, konnte aber mit Pflaster weitertrainieren.
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Der Trainer hinterlässt eine sehr souveränen Eindruck trotz Entlassung.
Wie er das u.a. Urproblem des HSV genau beschreibt, dass man mit weniger Geld bei gleichzeitig großem Umbau der Mannschaft wieder etwas von Aufstieg faselt, der fast unmöglich ist. Er sagt ausdrücklich, daß man sich erst einmal stabilisieren müsse, an statt von großen Taten zu faseln.
Defensiv im Laufe der Saison erst stabil dann mangels Klasse aber grosse Fehler und Offensiv hatte man gar nichts mangels Qualität. Bitte komm mir keiner mehr mir dem Kofferträger, Jatta, „Bayernbomber“ etc. Das war nur knapper Durchschnitt in Liga 2. ohne Hunt.
Viele Spiele eben knapp und glücklich gewonnen und vorne viel zu wenig Tore/ Qualität für ein Top 2 Team; kaum Spiele mit +2 oder mehr Toren gewonnen (4 Stück), aber 7 mit 2+ Toren oder mehr verloren u.a. unter Titz eben auch 2 Spiele mit 3 und 5 Toren.
Die Mannschaft hatte trotz hoher Kosten, danke Didi und Bruchhagen, nicht genügend individuelle Qualität und viele Spieler eben auch offensichtliche Leistungsprobleme bzw. nicht die entsprechende Einstellung.
Wer ist eigentlich der Sportvorstand ?
Der Sportvorstand sagt“ Ich kann doch hier nicht als V -Sport sitzen beim HSV und nächste Saison das Ziel 5 ter Platz ausgeben“.
Doch kann er, wenn er Eier hätte. Jetzt wird wieder nur fabuliert von fast utopischen Dingen „Hart arbeiten“. Man kann den Scheiss nicht mehr hören.
„Man kann in Hamburg weniger als das Ziel Aufstieg nicht verkaufen“ heißt für mich, wieder besseren Wissens wird hier gelogen, dass die Schwarte kracht.
Der Vogel gehört sofort entlassen.
Horstl hat völlig Recht mit seinen Aussagen in Jov. Podcast. Wo ist der Plan?
Die ganze PK ist dermaßen sehenswert und offenbart alles.
>lautern and hsv blogposting
nice, really nice. fuck off with those copy pasted bs, i can read kicker et al by myself. i don’t need you fucks to copy paragraphs from their articles here without any other input/discussion etc.
thank you very much.
Should have watched the match then
was soll das?
1. fuck hsv
2. copy pasting articles is reddit
I posted that shit about FCK because theres some foreigner whos interested in them, either he can translate it by himself or ask us to summarize it. Agree about that HSV copy + paste.
okay, then i’m fine with the lautern stuff
>waah waah why am I seeing football-related posts in my /bundes/
>football related
hsv is not football related
You're mother is not football related
a factual statement
Incredibly unhöflich of you tobbihannes
hsv is the biggest joke in german football
...Please stop guys...
based
who will bremen buy as a knipser?
füllkrug
Wow, time flies. It’s already 19:09
why do fatburgers cum in a sock when they jerk off? I never got it. Whats wrong with a tissue? Seems so disgusting to do it into a sock, and I can only imagine, uncomfortable too
Who do you guys win the Eurovision? Are Iceland still ourguys?
i cum in my foreskin. just pinch it shut at the end, then go in the bathroom to clean up with soap in the sink. no trash or dirty socks anywhere.
Penalties
Post your panties
Midtjylland won and are now Pokalmestre
why are you so autistic
are you trying to sell me a carpet?
Database error: SQLSTATE[HY000] [2002] No such file or directory
wtf
jz 1 schüssel heidelbeeren
>ynr SQL is actually spelled 'sequel'
it also ticks me off, since I have an autist habbit of often reading the whole bundes thread once I start.
denmark, what do we drink this evening? got some cheap rum here
>not being in /bundes/ 24/7 so you welcome each and every post
casual pls
I’m smoking some weed
shooo shoo evil denmark
>
Holy based Helm-Peter
>its an evil denmark episode
>Miss promotion to 1st league
>Fire 2 coaches
>Sign a 28 year old striker and pay him 1,5 million in the 2nd bundes
Yep, that's my HSV. Glad we got rid of Titz. He would have used a young talent instead that damn idiot LOL
To be honest, I filed a report to Danish authorities.
le Fiete Arp faec.jpg
>Away at antifaclub
>They play one of your songs to make fun of you
>Fully embrace it and sing along
>Beat them 4:0
HSV is kino
‘ate hsv
‘ate pauli
love hamburg
love helm peter
simple as
pauli is a zeckenclub
Wolf also benched Ito and played the niggers on the wings instead.
>polbaby and /deutsch/poster doesn’t know that based pauli plays a song of the guests at every home game because they are good hosts
alerta
the song rocks
Affenpinscher
left: switzerland
right: austria
ehehe
im slowly turning into a bernd.
looks like apu
Kainz was sold half a year ago.
>Labbadia zum HSV
Think about it. He will then be fired after 5 games and then replaced by, you guessed it, Peter Bosz after he gets fired from his current job for being exposed once again.
pls elaborate
F
>proceed to win not a single game afterwards
Pauli was playing 4:0D chess. Making HSV blow their load early so that they vermassel the Aufstieg.
>blow their load early
Happens to me literally every time and I'm a HSV fan. Coincidence? I don't think so.
im more on kc than here
based
good. stay there, you autistic incel freak
decent song for hiv standards
read
I want Titz back. His plans with Polle being a libero were pretty autistic, but he did a good job in general. They should have fired Wolf after 4 matches in the Rückrunde if they had applied the same measures as with Titz. I really think that it's over...
Based Havertzposters
i will. have fun with your 2 posts per hour thread lmao
I'm kinda nervous lads, but I still think that Frankfurt and Gladbach will lose
Frankfurt will definitely lose, Gladbach - Dortmund can go either way, I think it will be an absoulte meme match 3:3 or 4:4 or so, but you should focus on winning your match first, Hertha shouldnt be underestimated.
bauern are gonna choke
3d print this post
>relying on dirtmunders to not fuck up everything
delusional
Bayern will rape Frankfurt
bayern will choke but it won't matter because so will dortmund
I know, but they have been anihilated in their previous final matchdays.
On the other hand it's Leverkusen, literally anything can happen
Weiser own goal would be kino
>there are unironically people ITT who think Bayern will choke
>posting a picture of the phenotype of the choker
>
>the butcher of the bundesliga
this isnt the CL
ugh
^
>mfw
nah
I have faith in Frankfurt
do you have faith in dortmund, though?
I want Leverkusen in Champions League, so I need BvB to beat Moenchengladbach.
Waiting for miracles in Bundesliga and the fight in Serie A for the fourth Champions League Spot which Atalanta still has, are the only interesting things in football until the Champions League final.
>I want Leverkusen in Champions League
absolutely patrician
Go to bed, Alario
I'm sad because Atalanta didn't win the Coppa Italia, and I think they can't even play in their own stadium if they qualify for the CL
daily reminder that if you have ever bought an aspirin you are a Leverkusen customer.
no thanks
hehe
For me, its Ibuprofen
>you now realise Caiuby got 0 goals while he was on loan
>you now remember Caiuby
might need some of those tomorrow
Jz nochmal nachlegen
prost bundes ja
OH NO NO NO NO NO
lol gay
yes
I dont get why you should feel proud if you are a man fucking another man in the ass or being the man that is fucked in the ass (by a man).
Why Bavaria is not catholic anymore?
bavaria's last king was an homosex
and he only got the job because his big brother was a mentally ill
jz noch 1 bier alder
Him and Voltaire fugged :DDDD
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jawoll alder
Wealth does that. Ireland isn't catholic anymore.
If Poland ever becomes wealthy it will happen to them too.
Disgusting
I don't even think that the main reason is wealthy, I think full securalism is the biggest reason
you don't know the half of it
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nice, thanks for sharing
Yeah, I aint see them comin back up the next year.
Jz 1 Schnaps
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Drinking Japanese whisky
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good post
okay last one for the bundes lads and also nachti
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my fav songs ohia song
peinlich
that's another great one
can't go too wrong with Jason in general tho
pulisic hattrick today la
Anne May Kantereit is music for people who secretly hate music and themselves
on my way to Schwemen, yes yes
So does footybites not offer any conference stream anymore? All I have seen last weekend were the single games.
GO BREMEN
GO EINTRACHT
FUCK WURST ULI
>go bremen
v. rude
Dortmund will win the Meisterschaft today, you heard it here first
*ting ting*
*AHHHEEEMMM*
GERMANS
ARE
FUCKING
BASED
just overtook a Cottbus bus
they play at Brownsilence today
Herzliche Glückwünsche to the whammenschaft for the Europameisterschale
HOLY SHIT
What a fucking retard. I'm not surprised at all that he's selling the country, but I'm surprised he is that stupid about it
oh, Boomermann, you simple idiot...
based and tompilled
Jule Brand on the right btw
me
for me, it's schweinsteigre's daughter
>United States youth international Chris Gloster was racially abused by VfB Lubeck supporters while playing for Hannover this week, his club said on their official website.
>Gloster, 18, was subjected to monkey chants and other verbal abuse by members of the 200 travelling Lubeck supporters, according to Hannover's statement.
>"Chris sat in the dressing room with tears in his eyes and he couldn't believe it," Tarnat said in the statement. "He was insulted severely and continually during the match.
>Thomas Schikorra, a spokesman for VfB Lubeck, told Sportbuzzer that the club were stunned by the accusations.
>"Unbelievable," he said. "Hannover did not inform us and there was nothing of the like in the referee's report. We collected a great deal of information and cannot understand the comments made by Hannover."
She'll probably end up looking like this. His father's body + Her mother's beauty
Who's telling the truth?
Just hope she won't inherit her mum's injury proneness
Hangover needs all the attention it can get
Americans are crybabies
Hitler did nothing wrong
btw i decided to go to chişinău
Very cool. Take some nice pictures for us.
New matchday thread? Please use this picture in ze header.
Gonna terribly miss LCIM Lads..
>inb4 some deutschtard actually makes a new thread at 310 posts
based Lübeck, honorary Ossis desu
give me the tipps lads. i need to make up a 7 point difference today to win the tippspiel
If you don't then buyern will win tonight.
Sorry user, it's all Oger.
ES IST OOOOOOGER
OGER OGER JUNIMOOOOND
what the fuck kind of town name is Kükenmoor
Denmark getting destroyed by the Americans at the hockey
I watched your game against Finland, you held yourself breddy gud there. Austrias performance on the other hand is/was just infuriating
Sad!
Will Dortmund walk the league if they sign Hazard, Brandt and Ziyech?
udderly süf
I think next season will be a legit Dreikampf between Bayern, Dortmund and RB.
this!
mother of my children when?
never because she's homoseggs
Likely not the nigger
?
please eggsplain
vagene on vagene, not benis in vagene
Based retard
been pondering about trump's quote "if you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big" and how to apply this to my life. i wonder if trying to be happy with your job is a futile act. it seems every single job you take would involve some bullshit, stress and no fulfillment in general. so when everything sucks, you might aswell go for that which pays the most, right? i wonder if starting the zealous pursuit of money wouldn't be the best idea.
Literally the only thing that matters is having a good friend or two and a gf. Money, etc. is meaningless without that
t. friendless rich dude
where were you when kemme homoseggs
i was sat at home drinking brain fluit when user wrote
'vagene on vagene'
'no'
and you?????????
nothing more comfy than watching Konferenz today
nothing wrong with that desu, every successful company is "corrupt".
faggot leave
friendly reminder that the only reason you're alive is to make children and money, success etc. is just there to allow you to fuck.
What do you reckon Is she butch or femme?
yes true points but i didnt want to exclude that. its not like i would be able to work 100 hours and sacrifice everything else anyways lol. its more a question of what career should one chose? i find this idea of finding a career that makes fun and that you do with passion and so on quite mythical. so i wonder whether it wouldn't be smart to scrap this idea altogether and just follow the money.
She looks like the type you can see in lesbo porns.
shit. i can't deny this. perhaps its time to stop running away from this fact.
Maro a cute. ACUTE!
You're such a retarded zoomer lmao
Just do engineering and enjoy nice pay and never really having to work more than 40 hrs/wk
The reason you're alive is because your parents had sex. There's still no inherent purpose to life. It's just something these two creatures decided to do because of their biological impetus, which has no moral relevance whatsoever.
enough of your brainlet talk
Rolling for a Buyern slip
>MORAL RELEVANCE
HALT MICH FEST BRUDI, SONST MACH ICH DEN ALLE
they will struggle to get 4th
Zeig mir es lieber statt nur darüber zu reden.
Lmao
Lmaoooooo
Not a fan of böhmermann, but chapeau if he's actually involved in this.
...
>and never really having to work more than 40 hrs/wk
kek except when its crunch time and everybody starts to live in the lab
They're not successful because they're corrupt, though. They're corrupt because they're successful.
What do you need the money for anyway?
Ich liebe der letzte Tag
Beim ESC drück ich immer fett auf die ESC-Taste. Wen juckt's?
>Wissen Sie, wir leben in einer Gesellschaft in der die Gesellschaft nun mal wichtig ist. Besonders bei einem Verein wie Bayern München werden Gesellschaftliche Themen wie Menschenwürde ganz groß geschrieben. Deswegen ist der Druck auch so hoch.
Does anyone know where you can watch the game/konferenz for free?
basirter kevin. also ich lass das immer im hintergrund beim cs zocken
Just buy Sky like the rest of us.
hello
>tfw no cute gf who even bought new die-blue coloured underwear for you
essentially wrong
A little from column A, a little from column B.
die sah damals sogar aus wie ein Mensch
>''journalists are the biggest whores on the planet"
fucking based
energie cottbus sure lost their energie
>A country is like a company
Based customer
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't come to the Allianz-Arena today.
I'll enjoy the chaos from afar
Golovin to Hoffenheim?
>midfield of Thiago, Müller and Goretzka
Absolutely based. Expect 5-1 (1 goal for Frankfurt because of Dummels).
>Still no Neuer
Will this ultimately help seal the deal for Buyern or will it hurt them?
told my arbeitskollegen that bauern are gonna choke
dont let me down bankfurz
how close? it's a nice day and i might go cycling in the area there
>Neuer
he has a calf injury
ha a necher
Yes
>No Haller
that's pretty shit, what happened? Did he get between the calf and its mother and the mother injured him?
Bürki - Piszczek, Weigl, Akanji, Guerreiro - Delaney, Witsel - Pulisic, Reus, Sancho - Götze
this will be the most kino conference in years
my beer is ready
I bet on Gladbach to win. FUCK DIRTMUND
hmm...we will see what happens
Why does the retard Favre insist on Weigl as center back?
FUCKING SHAREKEKS SCUM, YOU BETTER WIN THIS ONE
Diallo and Zagadou are always injured (and shit)
rolle
Because Zagadou and Toprak are shit, Balerdi just got there and Diallo is injured.
*den letzten
lyl
Way too convoluted, man. Should have gone for the simple "Hope the poor animal gets better soon."
yes please
rollo
alter, schon mal ne 5000 Watt Bass Machine gehört?
roll
State of that Leipzig line-up, Werner isnt even on the bench
>no Kruse
poor Bremen
...
noone getting dubs only confirms that it's not happening, sharecucks btfo 1h before kickoff already
>Weiser
see
Will Anastacia perform during half time?
They beat Hoffenheim without Kruse.
what streaming websites do you personally rate?
Don't mount the GoPros to the Weizengläser yet, sweetie.. the Ding isn't durch
rolling for a bayern [spoiler]and dortmund[/spoiler] slip
fo me, it's Helene Fischer
Yeah, but would have been nice for the fans if Kruse could have played a last time. And look at that Leipzig Line-up, at least 4 of them only get to play because they will get sold, if Bremen doesnt win this I will be laughing really hard
Roll
>BWM pulls out of a Bayern deal
OH NO NO NO... and customers are still in denial that this very day will mark the start of their downfall
do we know how many shekels they have laying around on their festgeldkonto?
There is a rumor that Audi will pay more than a billion when >Buyern extends the contract.
€275m Umlaufvermögen
>14.53 Uhr: Bibiana Steinhaus muss kurzfristig auf ihren Einsatz im -Spiel zwischen dem FC Schalke 04 und dem VfB Stuttgart verzichten. Wie die Schalker mitteilten, ist die ursprünglich angesetzte Steinhaus krank und wird durch Robert Schröder ersetzt. Nähere Informationen zur Erkrankung gab es nicht.
imagine you bought a ticket to see Bibi and now she's sick and not only you don't get to see her but you also have to sit through >schalke
Kanzler Kurz´ statement incoming
Ich dachte die Alte heißt Merkel.
Imagine being governed by some guy called Kanzler Kurz. What is this, Benjamin Blümchen?
keep dreaming
Austria's politics is fucked up even worse then Germany's. Most people there are still ÖVP/SPÖ cock suckers. In germany at least the SPD is fading into non-existance.
Autrians should have never abolished Haider.
pathetic
Someone make a proper OP for the last mätch day.
It's weird how she's the best ref in the league and yet doesn't get to ref any of the big games.
Title for Dortmund and CL for Frankfurt pls
I'll be visiting Turkey for a couple of weeks, if any of you lads want me to bring you something or say hi to your cousins let me know now
(((pure coincidence)))
it's not like people in charge want to make sure things go the way they should
Isn't Haider the guy who killed himself?
*Killed in car crash*
>Gas geben
Why is Kiki throwing this?
>jinxing it
KEK.
I'm here now, beidemweg.
wrong thread. ignore
As if
bayern duselmund konferenz stream is what i want
If Buyern doesn't win the title this poor nice grandpa will have a heart attack and die. You wouldn't want that Yea Forums now, would you?
oh no no no
Cottbus need a goal against Braunschweig.
Watch the last few minutes live here
ndr.de
>Werner isn't even on the bench
OH NO NO NO
rested for the cup
I dont remember her being so fat...
ewwww
This is going to be a nice matchday.
Honestly, I would be kinda glad if Hoeneß died. I'm not usually the kind of guy who hates people, but Hoeneß is probably the one person I wouldn't mind just keeling over.
STICCfags are the biggest disgrace to mankind
>hating memes
okay fatso
reminder that i will outlive you and every one of your waifus easily lmao
>says the guy who has been memed to adapt the beauty standards of a nigger
FAT ASSES amiright guys?
What was the red card for?
GET HYPED
>inb4 schnarchtastisch mätchdäy
>Austria's politics is fucked up even worse then Germany's.
Yeah, and what a coincidence, the last time we got this much of a trainwreck of a government, it was a ÖVP-FPÖ government as well
Really makes you think
Post those high quality comfyrence streams pls
No idea
I am going to miss Robben
>implying this isn't the pinacle of women beauty
LIMASSOL
>Cottbus
WIR HASSEN OSTDEUTSCHLAND
Wo kann man denn am besten einen Konferenzstream finden? Gibt irgendwie nur noch einzelne Matches.
Ossilanten arschmett
elixxDOTme/ylazioDOThtml
it did just give me like a hundred viruses though so you may become part of neinis botnet
auf welchen seiten schaust du den so?
>these Berlin kits
here we go lads
Cam on Bayern
Ugh
Is Sky just doing another Lobhudeley on Robbery?
BASED LCIM
*kneels on glyphosat customers*
This is going to be EPIC
Na denn wird die Flasche mal geploppt
Prost
Prost
Prohost
This general really does prove how unfunny and lame Germans are ;P
>all streams are 2 minutes behind
ree
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>Really makes you think
not really. ÖVP-FPÖ is the austrian version of the german CDU-SPD coalition. They start making politics against one another from day one of the coalition.
Doesn't wonder that it's a big pile of shit.
im not even watching comfyrence. gladbach-dortmund only for me.
same la
All the way to Moscow
To end up in defeat
Crying in the ruins
And battered in the streets
Staufenberg injured Hitler
Victims of it all
Soviets won the world war
And the Germ*ns won fuck all
Allez, Allez, Allez,
Allez, Allez, Allez,
Allez, Allez, Allez...
Over
Eintracht Braunschweig
>13 points after the first half of the season, last place, everyone already considered them relegated
>31 points in the second half of the season (44 altogether), avoids relegation in the last game by securing a draw against the relegation rival
Nothing is easy with this club, I can't take this every season
that would be ÖVP-SPÖ, you know, the actual equivalents to CDU and SPD
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COMAN
guess that's it
>duselmund
ITS OVER
END IT NOW
>Frankfurt
well - that was a short saturday footywise.
BIENENSTERBEN
BIENENSTERBEN
BIENENSTERBEN
BIENENSTERBEN
Well that's one out of three conditions cleared. CL here we go.
>it's over already
well, that was anticlimatic
BAYERNWINSLOL
meine fresse ihr duhmen hurensöhne habs mal echt keine ahnung von politik
gehts euch alle weghängen scheiß dreckige hurensohn wichser
no. FPÖ and ÖVP are fighting mainly over the same Wählerschicht such as CDU and SPD in the age of Merkel do.
it's all ogre now
>commentator desperately trying to make it sound like it's not over
lel, this league is a joke
Gut. Kann ma scho ma Ziggare anfangen.
didn't dream hard enough
DE
halt die fresse und verpiss dich, tourist
Now i have to root for Neverkusen or Gladbach might get into the CL again
t. Cologne
Someone have a Leverkusen stream link??
Leverkusen in the CL is unironically ruining this season...
Why did BOTH Frankfurt and Gladbach have to fuck up so badly? Literally nobody wants to see Leverkusen in the CL...
victor ruuuuheeeeeeeee
UND DANN TAMMA DIE GANZEN WICHSER AN DIE WAND STELLEN UND BAM BAM BAM
>t. Strache
FREECASTLE
kill urself
t. Feinrippfascho
>Literally nobody wants to see Leverkusen in the CL
at least we wouldnt have to see them in CL very long...
What an exciting league
what is hiding behind this fabric?
UND DANN TAMMA DIE BAYERN AN DIE WAND STELLEN UND BAM BAM BAM
Ihr hattet nie eine Schanze gegne uns
>all the meme teams people always want in the CL over Leverkusen like Gladbach, Leipzig, Hoffenheim, etc. crash out in the group stage
>Leverkusen always advances
truly makes one ponder
whats the sauce for this?
>that would be ÖVP-SPÖ
Kern-Mitterlehner went quite well until Sebastian K. aus Wien learned that he had chances to become chancellor and told his friend Wolfgang S. to sabotage the government
Why do you care about who wins the league if its not your team?
LMAO THIS NEGRO IS BOILING
mossad
neue
Bayern on fire
Granufink Sellner auf suizidkontrolle
Out of those three leverkusen easily has the most potential to do well in the cl
