OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

Aubameyang joint top scorer in the EPl this year, Maduro.

I assume that they interviewed decent managers and it went like this
Manager: "okay can I get rid of every single player and completely rebuild this dumpster fire?"
Man U: "no we need pajeets to buy our dabbing negro merchandise"
Manager: "nevermind then lol"

Damn! Surely his goalscoring fired them to the top 4?

>the state of arse's defending is obama's fault

This dude bottles 3 clear cut chances per match at the minimum. Scoring a hat trick at Burnley isn't very impressive when you bottle it vs Liverpool/City/top5

are you describing mané or salah?

Nope. Name ONE (1) Dortmund, besides Lewa, whose level hasn't dropped considerably after leaving.

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The lesson of the story of Jadon Sancho and kind of Pogba is that these big clubs have amazing talent in their youth academies that they never give opportunities to. They just finished 6th. They're not going anywhere fast. This is the perfect opportunity to play the yoof, or spend $400mil on a bunch of hyped young players and jaded boomers.

>terrible posture
>Looks like a basedboy
Yep.

dummels
gundogan

>Hummels
It helps moving to the strongest team in the league. Okay... I'll accept this one.

>Gundogan
I'd say he reached his peak at Dortmund and has been alright but not quite the same since.

Dude you are just ignoring reality for the sake of your argument. Hummels and Gundogan have been very solid players since they moved, so has Aubameyang for that matter. Literally the only player who dropped significantly is Goatse and still you don't want to accept that you are just wrong.

Mikitaryan
Kagawa

its very unlikely he will go but I wouldn't listen to anything Miguel Delaney has to say about United transfers.

why didn't they just climb the fence

Sahin too

>Lewa's level hasn't dropped
His best CL performance was with Dortmund

>double barreled surname

Is that a poor people/minorities thing in USA? here it's mostly a feminist or pretentious bourgeois thing

these are all because of klopp. klopp made his shit meme players look good like he is at liverpool. sancho hasnt had that on him

>sancho hasnt had that on him
>he doesn't know Favre makes system babbies just as much as Klopp

>loftus-cheek ded
>hudson-ngubu ded
is sancho's england last hope?

You are saying Mikitaryan is a bad player now? I don't really get that, I think you guys seem to think you guys seriously overestimate Bundesliga for some reason. And Kagawa is still at Dortmund afaik..

>You are saying Mikitaryan is a bad player now
He is. He's at least never had as good a season as he did under Tuchel

wasn't he good in his time at manure? why else would arse have signed him?

It's both ends of the scale in the UK. You get your posho Wutherington-Smythes, and then you get half-caste kids of single mothers.

>make up transfer rumor
>claim it won't happen
>doesn't happen because you pulled it out of your ass
>???
>profit

They tried, the police beat them back into the pens with their truncheons

Sahin was dogshit in the prem m8, Dortmund players don't do too well in the prem. Aub is the excepting because he's big black and fast.

Welcome to football (((journalism)))

To be fair he was played as a number 10 at Liverpool

sebastian rode, alexander isak, mathias ginter

None of those actually shined for Dortmund.

True, Brenda Rodgers tactical genius

>alexander isak
>le scored a couple of penalties in the eredivisie lad

How are united fans so deluded? Do they actually believe they can get sancho?

Immobile?

Sancho will go back to City, Mahrez to United. Simple as.

Didn't he flop hard and got loaned out after a season?

Good point, maybe Perisic? I think he'd be the only one

>moving the goalposts
We can consider Colombia to be a democratic and free society if we move the goalposts

He's always been consistently above average, desu

Bit rude

money talks
however bringing in players with money is exactly what they should be staying away from