How can messi be so good when he isn't a 2m tall 120kg heavy roidnigger?

>how can messi be so good when he isn't a 2m tall 120kg heavy roidnigger?

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To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand handegg

easily the lowest-IQ of all American sports, even apehoop

no, just a very high BMI

you forgot to mention that all of your sports are very low iq to begin even conpared to the same ones elsewhere in the world

amazing how people who have watched Messi accelerate past defenders for 10 years still say he isn't athletic

you should work on your reading comprehension mate

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Why is reddit so pathetic?

baseball is incredibly high IQ, you need to be registered 200IQ to even be considered a bench player

DIdn't even notice this, lmao

not a ground-breaking post but still just a tad underrated
t. post judger

>somehow able to shoot a free kick with a shit ton of pace with barely any run up
>not athletic

Go back to fucking reddit.

This but unironically

>how can messi be so good when he isn't a 2m tall 120kg heavy roidnigger?

It's stupidly simple actually. A shorter frame means a lower center of gravity which means that he can change direction quickly and with less effort than a taller footballer. Add that to the fact that Messi has been an exceptionally good dribbler from a young age and you can see why he's so good regardless of "physical gifts".

yanks can't understand their power comes from the legs.

they think only their mulatto women should have thick thighs

You don't need physical gifts when the ball is on the ground. But you do when it's in the air.

>how does he hit the ball so hard with those biceps?
based americans

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Manlets can dribble. Name one (1) lanklet that can? You can't.

Sounds like modern Germany

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YOU of all people should know why that's the case

>it's wrong to imitate success

Those numbers should have been mine

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Who are you quoting?

>>>/reddit/

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It really be like that sometimes

Go back and stay there next time before making this board even more cancerous than it already is you fucking faggot.

He's still a roidfag even if he's only 1.6m

Ameriburgers don't understand that. Before even mentioning that a good athlete isn't the same as a good player, they need to learn that there is more to an athlete than just size and speed.
Their ignorant view of what an athlete is is also the reason why they believe that basketballers and nfl players would make good footballer.

Clearly i intended to say that roid(nigger)=buff, but that an incestuous austrian couldn't understand that doesn't surprise me desu

Absolute state of nu-Yea Forums where faggots unironically post their screenshots of plebbit to start up another awful thread. kys

You should know, prime Ibra had some skils

>Their ignorant view of what an athlete is is also the reason why they believe that basketballers and nfl players would make good footballer.
They would though. Imagine Aaron Donald as a defender or Steph Curry shooting.

Literally who?

Burgers legit think athleticism grants you success at any sport, like NBA blacks could be top level boxers and shit. Where does it come from? Must be something they learn at school.

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the best boxer in the world deontay wilder was a failed college basketball player who couldnt get into NBA, and he would beat any other boxer on the planet

And your point is?

>Aaron Donald
Literally who?
>Steph Curry shooting
Firstly isn't he one of the niggers in the nba isn't really athletic but has actually skill?
Secondly shooting with your feet is way different that with your hands, so he might have never as good.
Yep i explained it here There is lack of competition in heavy weight boxing and wilder isn't really seen as skillful boxer like other champions, so kinda defeats your point

even if i had another pie to handle, one could never contain the might that was my glory.
this 'messy' human you speak of, has yet never seen the likes of me
my shaman light sparks through eternity, into the shadows of what men call hell
i cast my light upon you all, SEE, SEE YOU HEATHENS, spread your voices into the night and SEE, for all of what you can achieve together can still eclipse the dying of the light

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I just checked Aaron Donald, why would a barely above manlet super heavyweight make a good defender ? He would slip like Boateng every two matches
Steph Curry shooting ? Shooting what, when, how ?

Mogging defenders isn't dribbling.