>scores a hat-trick during the CL final
Scores a hat-trick during the CL final
Austin Carter
William Martinez
>tottenham loses 4-3
Isaiah Phillips
*blocks your path*
Kayden Evans
*is visibly unfit*
*gets substituted for Llorente who scores the winning goal*
Jacob Sullivan
Why'd you have to Photoshop his mouth?
Hunter Smith
Tottenham are only there because this mouthbreathing mong injured himself. If he is back in, hogging the ball, stumbling over his own feet, taking pointless potshots and at least two touches too many before he moves the ball on, they will be completely destroyed. Moura and Son are both vastly superior to him in physical and mental speed, and that counts a lot more than his occasional blooters and regular penalties and tap-ins.
Colton Gonzalez
Kane is the only reason they have even made it to the quarter finals
He has been injured for a 1/3 of this season, tottenham have also lost 1/3 of their matches this season also. They have only scored 1 goal in their last four PL matches, and have lost two of them
Kane literally carries that team
Carter Ortiz
Why would you spend the time to write that garbage which doesn't even make any sense
Blake Kelly
If he plays, they will loose, simple as.
He is good for routing mid to lower table shitters, but useless for matches played at top level speeds. He just isn't a fast thinker and clumsy with the ball at his feet. He can occasionally hit great long and difficult passes, but misses tons of easy and direct ones. He is definitely above average Premier League quality, but no more than that..
Wyatt Fisher
Dude stop, you have literally no idea what you are talking about. I doubt you have even seen him play
Brayden Wood
That's real football, not captain tsubasa, Kojiro.
Robert Ramirez
Confirmation bias have hyped this great white hope, but the truth is in the team performance that has vastly improved since his absence, I predicted this correctly, both for their run in at the end of the season and in the champions league. Liverpool are too fast for him, Poch knows this, but probably doesn't have enough power to go against the idiotic public and moronic media that have such a hard on for him, they cannot possibly see any of his glaring weaknesses.
Alexander Hernandez
I think it's time you take your medicine bro
Dylan Davis
>He is good for routing mid to lower table shitters
Majority of his goals this season, and previous, are against high ranking sides (PSV, Barca, Chelsea, etc)
By comparison, 12/20 of Son's goals this season have been against clubs outside of the top 7, Lucas is similar
>He is definitely above average Premier League quality, but no more than that..
Not even coping anymore, just straight up lying. Kane is statistically, hands down one of the best strikers in the world when in form. He would have won another golden boot this year if not for his injuries
>but the truth is in the team performance that has vastly improved since his absence
Again, just straight up lying to yourself, 1/3 of all matches lost this season while he has been out of form
Jaxon Brown
No-one deludes themselves quite like the brits..
We'll see how they explain away the lack of offers from the top clubs, even though he is "world class", he will of course stay and be praised for his loyalty to his club (even though he was an arsenal fan as a kid), and as the tap-in opportunities dry up without Eriksen and Co providing him constant world class service, the pundits will just keep agreeing with each other, that he is definitely world class and could have gone to any club in the world, if only he had wanted to.
Jeremiah Parker
Nip man is based and knows what he's talking about. Only bongs rate the shitters that kane and dele alli are.
Justin Smith
>t.gook behind enemy lines
Wyatt Ward
>I predicted this correctly
Someone give the nip a cookie
Anthony Cruz
>and dele alli
He assisted two of Moura's goals against Ajax
Gabriel Diaz
>are against high ranking sides (PSV
??????
Connor Garcia
>We'll see how they explain away the lack of offers from the top clubs,
What lack of offers? he keeps extending his contract with spurs. Madrid asked about him at Christmas and were told he would cost them 350 million
Asher Ortiz
We all know the Goat LLorente will score a hatrick after Kane gets injured in minute 60
Kayden Wilson
You are pretty darn autistic my dude
Dylan Lewis
You spelled “penalties” wrong
Isaac King
Chase Ward
one happy grandma
John Evans
>rushed back for the final
>gets injured within 20mins
what this space
Grayson Thomas
>what this space
predictions like yours are a diamond dozen
Adam Baker
Genuinely unnerving
Is this the average Japanese woman without makeup?
Gabriel Gray
he's getting pocketed by the man-mountain
Joshua Torres
You have no fucking clue what you're on about and you probably haven't watched Tottenham this season outside of the UCL. All of the games that Kane was out where >we kept winning, it was invariably due to a super late, scrappy as fuck goal.
The drop in form starting with the Burnley game didn't have anything to do with Kane being a bad player. In fact, he looked the most sharp in that game. He scored in that game and created a load of chances. He created the equalizer against Liverpool. He created Eriksen's goal against Crystal Palace. The problem isn't Kane, the problem is that the team doesn't know how to cope when Kane comes back and they expect him to do all the work.
Also, he's not clumsy at all with the ball. Watch the dozens of goal chances he has created this season. His vision is world class, and so is his passing, and Spurs will be ripped to absolute shreds by Liverpool without him. Llorente is a boomer and made some crucial shitty goals for >us this season, but he's basically a tree trunk. He would get manhandled by Van Dijk. Poch needs to give him the freedom to drop deeper and ping balls out to Son and Lucas.