/mlb/

Let me utilize the resources to fix this place. You may not like my methodology but understand that in order to make an omelette we have to crack a few eggs.

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twitter.com/DanWeiner/status/1128818473239482368

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Suffering from an unprecedented illness? Call 1-800-THE-VRUS

twitter.com/AndySlater/status/1128844948416147458
JUST

this is patrick corbin. say something nice about him!

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not sure how this happened but i'm on the injured list now. i don't even play baseball. thanks asshole.

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relegation when

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That's not the astros

Sorry

>bruce larper

sorry sir I really had no clue

mlb is kill.

when were you when mlb was kill.

i was sat at guaranteed rate, sipping a molson saying shit, mlb is kill.

craig reply. yeah mlb is kill. lets leave.

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Boomers from the Northeast carry this state, remember that.

>season ending divorce

Which 2hu is this?

psychopath mlb is alive

>#JuntosMiami
So they're going full Spic with the Marlels?

>paying someone $330M to flirt with the Mendoza Line
>lillies

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shut the fuck up idiot

BASED

S E E T H I N G
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For me, it's the Onions Douchego Virgindres

>poodres actually think they can win the west
I seriously hope you don't think this

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what's her story

Just a Dodger gal who likes to dab on the poodres

Imagine being only 1 game above .500. Couldn't be me

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g-guys leave the chadres alone. They're no threat to us and it would be fun to watch them in the wild card game

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shut up retards

>virgindres

dodgers scumbags have no fucking morals

Maeda owns ya

>1-4 road trip
>1-4 against the doyers
>drop to 22-21 with no consistency of hitting with runners on base

Yeah, I’m thinking they’re back (spoiler)in the cellar(/spoiler).

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How does that Dodger ass taste like?

maeda makes ya seeth?

I thought it was pretty funny when Ty France came up to bat. They played French music to salute his namesake

D O Y E R S
O
Y
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look at all these low T doyers1!!!

ehhhhhhhh PUTOOOOOOOOOOO

calm down doyer fags you aren't to be taken seriously, The AL still owns you

eat cock san diego

you too arizona you fucks

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I haven't been here in months. how have you been /mlb/? how is the state of /mlb/

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this smells like dicsord

Slowly returning back to normal. Though nowhere near 2011-13 /mlb/

dont be such a little but hurt bitch. you cock suckers are just as bad. faggot

Let's go Yea Forumsstros!

get a load of all these cringe doyers!!

excellent. it's finally starting to warm up and feel like baseball season. a quarter of the season already on the books.

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Nah, fuck you SD pinches locas. Fuckin fake ass team, city, and fans.

cringe is using "doyers" like its insulting. Im sorry your team is a disappointment

Why weren't you at the Marlins game? They sure could use you.

D0YERS KEK!!!!!

The dodgers dont want putos like you as a fan, please throw yourself back over the wall.

Homie, we use that term as endearment. That's what these vatos locos down in SD don't know. They're so irrelevant we call them the Sadres up here.

> Cringe

doys DOYERS DOYERS!!!!!!!!!!

>If we call ourselves faggots it's just a term of endearment

this is why the chaddys fucking run rampant over you low lives

Based Doyies!

>my chadres lose
>doyers still seething at us

;o)

>dodgers putting everyone in a seethe
please go on, my penis gets a good blood rush from it

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Mayate poodres BTFO!!

Orale vato how bout them doyers!!

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maeda owns ya

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Kenta K's yah

You're not even from SD or California you fucking paste pink-skinned hick.

>dadsfag resorting to false flagging after being put in his place

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>doyers win

¡ARIBA!

Eat shit poodres putos

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*checks genny*

oh hey there
looks like the kids are playing

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I forgot to ask, have all the Brewers band wagoners left yet?

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ay dodgers, don't forget we still own ya

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Ay doyers bros. Thanks for the easy access to the series. Much appreciated

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easy peezy

lemon squeezy

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happy milk guy

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hey dodgers, what the hell are you lookin at?

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>this samefagging
oh no no no

I see we're still false flagging...
cringe!

oh so you didn't learn your lesson now
;>)

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Ah, we own you guys. Don't needa beat ya in the playoffs. THREEEEEEEE BABY!!!!!!!!! hey why don't you show off your shiny new ones?

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>eternally rent free

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>thread isnt a Graveyard anymore

Wtf i love /mlb/ now.

My god these dodgers fans are just sad. I feel sorry for them.

I'm back baby

Also, I told all of you that La Stella was a legit player that just never got a chance to play every day. I saw his success coming from a mile away.

They're now Poodres fans, get with the times. (They will be Reds fans in a few months, you'll see why).

>Doyfags so full Buffalo Bills and lose in their third straight eries

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ur so fuckin sad. sad as fuck!

BASEBALL SUCH A FUCKING HOE
I LOVE IT

genny get quadies

hey dodgers! thanks for the ring baby

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I remember things were starting to look that way when the signed Machado. What is the current consensus on Harper in /mlb/? Any Harperheads still in denial ?

egads!

BUILD A BONFIRE
BUILD A BONFIRE
PUT DA PADRES ON TOP

Okay I'm done. I've just been having a really terrible last few weeks and you guys took the bait. Hope you didn't take it personally

WHO LET THE DADDYS OUT
WHO
WHO WHO
WHO WHO
WHO LET THE CHADRES OUT
WHO
WHO WHO
WHO WHO
CHADDIE SAVAGES OUR GUYS
BAM
POW BAM BAM POW

I knew he'd be this way wherever he went. Harper isn't at all who people think he is. Just the complete antithesis to Mike Trout. Philly is just a perfect place for him to be booed for the faggot he really is.

Yeah, anybody who has been paying attention and spent like 10 minutes looking at his statistics can come to that conclusion I'd say. It's so fucked how long that deal is. He'll have a good month or two, he might even put together a year close to 2015, but he's just so overrated and now overpaid

the booing is going to get to his head and fracture him worse than a back injury will.

is this what a /mlb/ hand looks like?

I actually disagree, I think he'll be unfazed by the booing, he just isn't that talented. He's so self-assured, I don't think that kind of stuff will get to him.

Expecting this place to get that memo is tiresome though. We had a few idiots here claiming Harper's OBP was what would help him stay consistent. Bottom line is his skyrocketing K rates year after year c. 2016 are proof Boras completed the biggest Jew of a team's financial assets yet. With that said though, Harper's going to probably get a ring in Philly one of those 13 years, they're built to last on all ends.

He's so far taken the boos gracefully. Bryce is thick-skinned, problem is he lacks effort when it matters.

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I don't know but eye spy with my little eye a planet fitness billboard

>30m a year for muh OBP
Boras is a shithead and he's only going to keep hemorrhaging clients. I agree that they'll get a ring, I'd say 3 seasons from now they'll be favorites. Their offense is there now.

At least make the 56 face transparent user

had to reset my PC and I no longer have photoshop had so much with it too :/

Well shit
F

The offense is already there. Isn't the concern with them the pitching? They already locked up like 400 million with Mccutchen Harper and realmuto so it'll have to come internally

Why does Harpshit need to care about the Philly crowd when he already has his money? You really think a guy like him actually cares about his legacy on the field?

Nola, Arrieta, and Eflin, Velasquez is hurt and Pivetta hasn't been the same. There's this guy Cole Irvin who could be special though. He just got called up. Hoping he manages to keep that rotation up. The bullpen worries me though.
I think he does care in the end, he just lets his ego get in the way too much.

Thats not even my face you stupid smooth brained nigger.

Its my phone.

sorry I had no idea. honest

Nice keychain lad

Make sure it doesnt happen again white boi.

Yeah their pitching is their weak spot. I disagree about improving internally though, I think they'll still be in on big name free agent SP next off season. Their bullpen is in shambles right now, but that's a relatively easier fix.

now that I understand the repercussions fully I promise it won't happen again

Its going to be exciting to follow the mini hot stove for Keuchel and Kimbrel that'll happen after the June 3rd draft

That will be tough to do while trying to maintain some core players 4 years + from now. There's still plenty of reason to be optimistic though.
this

If I was a Phillies fan I'd be incredibly optimistic. I think if their ownership is serious about winning a ring he will see that they help in the form of a SP. Other than JT most of their guys are locked up or under team control for at least 3 more years right?

just looked it up segura they have a 4th yr option at least.

Kenta owns yah.

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this rapping asshole really is doing a number on my anger management

I don't see the wheels falling off like they did last year. They'll definitely improve their bullpen at the deadline, that should be enough for a little playoff run. I don't understand whats going on with Nola right now though, I know he starts out slow but its becoming a little concerning

based [x]
redpilled [x]

You're right. I'm looking forward to seeing them duke it out with the braves, cubs and brewers and cardinals will duke it out, and padres/ dodgers duke it out. I think the dodgers will pretty much own the padres throughout the first half but eventually the matchups will become more even through the second half but dodgers still win the division. NL looks like it can have more parity than last year.

how does one become this based?????????

KILL THE IDIOT! KILL HIM WITH FIRE!

The world series this year will be an NL team.

oh look, another dipshit troll! get a life shitwaffle!

I think the Padres will drop off and the Dodgers will run away with the division, other than that yeah the central and east division races will come down to the last couple games. The Padres are promising but they still have a lot of their talent still in the minors

hey try this new pot pie I made. I think you'll find it's "to die" for. Try not to "chicken out." it's got quite the "mesmerizing" aftertaste.

Dads will drop off in the sense the first half deficit will be too much to regain on the dodgers. Maybe a wild card though imo.

I really dont like being mean to the dads.

But bantz is bantz.

I don't even think there are any dads fans here in the evenings

>Braves subreddit jizzing their pants over Austin Riley

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I am stealing this.

Have this.

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is he good?

her iq is small
she's clearly a homo
you guessed right
it is twice's momo

This guy is upsetting me.

>85 bpm
>Sweatbands on both wrists
>Hairband keeping the luscious locks clear of your chiseled facial structure
>Both hands gripping the pine on your favorite Louisville slugger stick
>Step into the box
>85 bpm
>Dig your pivot foot with your palm at the face of the ump, forget the the catcher
>Eye contact with the pitcher as he begins his wind up
>Anticipation
>85 bpm
>You recognize the spin pattern
>85 bpm
>Your bat makes contact
It's a pop up the catcher grabs with ease. Your first and last at bat ends here user. This is what is looks like when you peaked in life.

Is this the story of the guy that makes it to the majors and gets one start ever.

oh you fuckshit

It's the best scenario irl for user, user

Hey.

At least he made it.

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no but he hit a hr in his first game ever like 100 others have so hes the best
braves fans are the lowest IQ fans on the earth

why not be excited if a top 30 prospect hits a home run in his first game? Hell people are usually excited when a top prospect gets a first hit

You're not an user in your life. You can be more. Be more :-)

Cause that user hates the barves prob.

go astros and let the braves enjoy some baseball

based stro bro... go stros

>cusb

disgusting

Who will be starting for Red Sox on Saturday/Sunday? I was planning to finally go to a game this season

If you replace 'Sox" with "SUX" the possibilities are endless

>planet fitness

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>you will never get to be ryan lamarre
>low end prospect no one knows about
>bounced from org to org with little success
>gets claimed on wiavers by the White Sox
>ends up getting a call due to injuries
>stays mediocre
>but then due to perfect timing finds a series in Detroit which is near his home town
>all his friends and family and neighbors come out for the game
>hit home run in front of all of them
>his UNCLE was the one who caught the ball
>go back down possibly more satisfied than he can ever be

hit first career home run* even

>mid-day baseball

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so what is going on here?
i havent showed much beacuse there is nothing much to talk due season still developing

autism

this place sucks ass

this thread is dead eh....... good now /hoc/ can take over

i hope boston dont wins Stanley Cup

well it's either san jose or st louis, both first time winners. honestly don't follow hockey

I think the shorks deserve it
they've paif their dues

The universe is doing crazy favors for the Sharks this postseason, If it comes down to it I don't know if Boston could beat their unbelievable luck. I'm rooting for the Sharks but they got away with murder last night.

Blue Jays: Dave Stieb
Sept. 2, 1990

Orioles: Bob Milacki (6 IP), Mike Flanagan (1 IP), Mark Williamson (1 IP), Gregg Olson (1 IP)
July 13, 1991

Rays: Matt Garza
July 26, 2010

Red Sox: Jon Lester
May 19, 2008

Yankees: David Cone
July 18, 1999

Indians: Len Barker
May 15, 1981

Royals: Bret Saberhagen
August 26, 1991

Tigers: Justin Verlander
May 7, 2011

Twins: Francisco Liriano
May 3, 2011

White Sox: Philip Humber
April 21, 2012

Angels: Jered Weaver
May 2, 2012

Astros: Mike Fiers
August 21, 2015

Mariners: James Paxton
May 8, 2018

Rangers: Kenny Rogers
July 28, 1994

Braves: Kent Mercker
April 8, 1994

Marlins: Edinson Vólquez
June 3, 2017

Mets: Johan Santana
June 1, 2012

Nationals: Max Scherzer
October 3, 2015

Brewers: Juan Nieves
April 15, 1987

Cardinals: Bud Smith
September 3, 2001

Cubs: Jake Arrieta
April 21, 2016

Pirates: Francisco Cordova and Ricardo Rincon
July 12, 1997
This is technically a split no-hitter, but Cordova actually threw nine innings.

Reds: Homer Bailey
July 2, 2013

D-backs: Edwin Jackson
June 25, 2010

Dodgers: Walker Buehler, Tony Cingrani, Yimi García, Adam Liberatore
May 4, 2018

Giants: Chris Heston
June 9, 2015

Rockies: Ubaldo Jiménez
April 17, 2010

Padres: None
Date of franchise's first game: April 8, 1969
The Padres remain the only team that has never thrown a no-hitter. Only one San Diego pitcher, Christopher Young, has taken a no-hitter into the ninth in the past 20 years. Some Padres fans believe the team is cursed to never have a no-hitter because in 1970, manager Preston Gomez pulled Clay Kirby after eight innings of no-hit ball against the Mets. Jack Baldschun, the man who relieved him, gave up three runs in the ninth, and only Young has come close since. They almost had a combined no-hitter in 2011, but Luke Gregerson, the fifth pitcher, gave up a double to Juan Uribe with two out in the ninth of a 0-0 game. (The Padres lost the game on the next batter.) Tyson Ross gave it a good go last season, as well.

poor padres, they need some history

Bet im in better shape than you.

Yeli just hit a home run ;)

Beating the Padres is like winning the world series for Dodger fans

You glad Ohtani is back?

of course, its nice see Ohtani Dingerman exposing pitchers with his hurt arms

Maybe. I'm not overweight, underweight, overly muscular, or anything extreme. I don't do any exercising besides swimming laps for an hour a day five days a week. At the end of the day I'm not a beaner, and honestly, that's enough.

well no baseball for the astros today, bros. how are the rags doing?

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>being ok with being a manlet

Ok cuck.

>his team doesn't lead the league in runs, hits, AVG, HRs, OBP, SLG, OPS and DER

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>beaner reading comprehension
Please just fuck off, amigo.

God bless the Walgreens bullpen.

>Nast

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Gallo Dinger!

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>it's another Sharks choke in the playoffs season
What a great league

Can any philthies justify this for me???

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the refs have been bailing them out the whole ploffs

>Roylies

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This is why a lot of teams didn't want to give him a record-setting contract. He will probably lead the league in walks and he will get ~30 homers, but he hit .240 two out three years before this one and looks like he'll probably finish up around there again.

Oh Joey Gallie fucks ya!

Seems that way but by the rules everything was ok until last night. The 5-minute major in round 1 was called right, and so was the offside replay call in round 2, both fair and good calls. Last night, the refs messed up for sure, and if I were a Blues fan I'd be pissed off too. It's bs but it's just not a reviewable play.

whats more disrespectful - that the player can't learn how to say JOB after 2 years of playing or that someone posts "doing my yob" endearingly

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my brewies looking good again

Where'd you find this picture?

yankees reddit

>hamplel

twitter.com/YESNetwork/status/1128746689810931712

Joey Gallo oh my!!!!

OH MY!!!!!!

This game is over.

Rags take the series.
WP, Royals.

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I'm sitting in that exact spot on memorial day. I swear to god if Hample is there

>fillies

He said he won't be at Yankee Stadium again this month

wheeze

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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He's wearing the "consent is sexy" shirt

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Justify following a Vox media account faggot.

For someone that spends so much time outside he sure is pale.

>roylels
>tigres

The Padres have a cycle hitter now though.

Swimming is the best for exercising if it wasn't for having to share water with people. Imagine all the snot, vag discharge, and shit flakes from people's asses in the water in even a fairly exclusive club. Until I somehow get my own pool that's at least 25m long(though I hate doing kick flips) I just walk around my neighborhood while listening to baseball.

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dont even know what that is

The AL Central must have really pissed off the AL West today. RIP to the Twins later.

>I'm not overweight, underweight, overly muscular, or anything extreme.

You dont lift so you are a manlet. Learn how to read you retarded white mutt.

Some of the SBNs were good before Vox and have stayed mostly the same as they ever were

>Fatass giving fitness tips

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>Hiura with the golden sombrero
This chink is going to bust. Asians suck at sports. Think he'll make it?

>not combo'ing that with a whale joke

it's that low standard these days that's killing /mlb/

>doesn't know what manlet means
>uses the word anyway
>beaner
>literally an entire race of manlet mutts
>calls someone else a manlet and mutt
wew. chicanos really are the worst.

>Yelich is a dome baby
>proceeds to crush 2 HRs at Citizen Bank Park today

kek

Build your all-time lineup with your favorite team:

>Angels

1. Trout CF
2. Grich 2nd
3. Glaus 3rd
4. Salmon LF
5. Edmonds RF
6. Erstad 1st
7. Downing C
8.
9. Fergosi SS

Dang it, I forgot to add Wally Joyner at DH.

I’m pretty sure if the Padres don’t get a no hitter tonight against the Pirates, they will have the record for the longest drought of not having a no-no since their inception into the league

>be me
>royals fan
>check score of royals game
bros.........

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he'll make it. his stats in the minors are too good not to.

Wow. I'm now looking forward to the series starting tomorrow

how to get arizona league GM's to notice you?

Are Nokona gloves worth the price?
Asking for myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=U2875MaK264

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Put micro tears into your uniform. . So when you run down the line your uniform fucking explodes and it looks like you're too buff for your uni.

I'm not :^(

I know exactly what it means. You are small and and you dont lift. Manlet.

Don't worry, the angels are bad

Also im over 6'3 so eat shit and stay small little white boi.

I'm going to go ahead and doubt you, Paco. Even if you were the biggest fucking Mexican on earth, you'd still just be a piece of shit Mexican.

I'm 6'6", little man.
What are we going do about this?
What am I going to do about this?

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why is a supposed 6'3 chad on Yea Forums?

The title of the video is wrong. Carpenter Trade also makes their gloves in the US, although they are a much smaller scale manufacturer and their glove material might be made in Japan.

laaaaaaaa creaaaaaatura!!!!!!!!!!

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No, Rawlings(w/e model for what you do/feels good for the field. Trusty Wilson A2000 for catching.

slightly on same topic, how did you fuckers break in gloves? Oil obviously, wore it and pounded a baseball into it while watching tv and then put a baseball in it and put it under mattress at night.

Im actually 6'7 didnt want to give my full height to bait you.

Thats my phone retard. So much for the white master race. Your eyes dont even work from years of inbreeding Cletus.

Cope harder manlet.

Seething shorty.

oh my bad sorry. i had no clue again I made another mistake

we all make mistakes

Cubs @ Reds

castillo reaching ninety fucking eight tonight

Why is TB47 so terrible against the Os even though machado is gone?
>no command of 4 seam
>no command of KC

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When did Chris Archer start pitching for the Reds?

well shit. maybe it's a good thing i didn't go down there tonight

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I go down on your mom

IT'S UP

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Toronto Blue Jays @ Chicago White Sox game thread:

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>I’m surprised at why I haven’t been playing as much
Maybe because you’re mediocre. Guy sure knows how to lose a job

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broxtie owns ya

Marlins 2019 orld beries chips

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When the Mets release him they'll be first in the NL east

twisn

I didn't know gin was so good bros
This bottom shelf shit is better than any vodka I've had lately! What gives!
Haha anyway go Royals

no stros today bros and the rags aren't ragging

>330 million

First three or four weeks he played against pretty much every left-handed pitcher.

It's why teams that should have been interested in him didn't get involved. He's a good player all things considered, but he played like this just last year. He was paid like his best season was his normal season.

i hope they enjoy vintage postseason harper

Brodie Van Wagenen is a gigantic hack.

>trades 1st and 4th round picks from 2018
>signs ramos (worst catcher min 50 PA in baseball)
>trades for cano (17th out of 21 qualifying 2B)
>signs familia (dumpster fire)
>signs jed lowrie (won't play at all this year)

Oh yeah, I also forgot.

>hires jessica mendoza

A lot of these moves stem from a clear lack of belief/confidence in Jeff McNeil. He was rumored to be in the Cano deal, too, before Mets fans [who had actually been watching McNeil play] flipped out. I guarantee McNeil in LF was not his grand plan coming into the off-season.

For me it's boxed wine

Based... I never really tried wine but that sounds based

ok ok, let's just relax. take a chill pill. calm the motors. You can't blame him. He had no idea

>oreooles

Baltimore is the most pathetic team I have ever seen

Did you forget the Marlins exist?

Running clock until they both relocate. Screencap this.

Miami will relocate, Baltimore won't

>Methinals

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Baltimore will. Why do you think they keep fighting the MASN media rights deal with the Nationals so hard? They were getting effectively two markets in one for decades. They will leave just like they left St. Louis when it was clear they were second fiddle.

Trust me bro it's more based than you'd imagine

What's the deal with the oreos? Have the owner/gm said anything about a plan or do they just not care?

Why would they relocate a team that has been relatively competent in the last 20 years? Miami has been shit every year besides their two championship seasons.

The owner is dying and it is the GM's first season after everyone got canned last year. They are in a full-on rebuild.

who comfy mlb.tv viewer here?

>Why would they relocate a team that has been relatively competent in the last 20 years?
Same reason they left St. Louis -- they make the decision that 100% of another market is more desirable than however much less than 50% they are getting now. You have to understand they were cashing in on two markets for decades in the years after the Senators left and the Nationals came in.

There is a reason MLB forced the Nationals to agree to that lopsided media rights revenue split that favored the Orioles regardless of what the Nationals were doing. They have been fighting for years in court after court with appeal after appeal to block the adjustment of that original deal [which would give the Nationals their honest split of the revenue].

Baltimore and DC have gone in different directions as cities since the Senators left in the 60s. One is easily one of the worst cities in the country, the other has some of the richest zipcodes in the world.

Shill detected

Shill this

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So where's the pic, lads?

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Barves returning the favor to the Cardinals for the night before last

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Where would they go?

Any of the cities that get kicked around for other relocations/expansions.

>methlouis tardinals

Mexico

was a boring day without my astros, this day was meh

NBA teams now have advertising on their jersey's tell me MLB won't be this gay

>Barves 1.5 out of 1st

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>poodres

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What about the phillies you dick

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youtu.be/sNprYJNAzBs

Yikes, OP! Thought that dang ball was gonna come right out through the screen and smack me in the noggin!

kyaa~

The who? Never heard of them

>scubs

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most dumb people haven't

Haven't what?

This is psychopathic

>. 220 BA
GUESS THE PLAYER

>Best record in baseball

I'll be honest, it feels great

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Scuba?

ohhhh you better shut the fuck up

oh you can die now

Haha
>cusb

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table for user. Oh you can dine now asshole. It'll be a meal to die for

oh you can die... if you to want of course

Two can dine for free

step up anyone. come one come alll

someone grab the tape. i don't wanna hear a peep out of him. make sure it hurts

cusb :(

kek!!!!!

KEK OH NO

>cubes

Astros bro here, we can all laugh at the cubs together

based!

Everyone ITT is getting spankied on the double

we need the expecter more than ever

mobile.twitter.com/MattJ_Sports/status/1129100417290215424
Poor little white guy didn’t even have a chance :( Didn’t even look like he got hit that hard desu. Mets really can’t afford to lose Conforto (concussion) and McNeil (abs) to the IL. It reduces them from a AAA level ball club to AA.

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spankie :3

WE CAN'T STOP THE ROYALS BROS

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I call him FAT harvey

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Bros......

Can see why he didn't get into boxing

FRY THESE ASSHOLES ON A STICK

Roylies piss me off

>tfw your minor league team comes with its own Hample
Does every team have its own 25+ y/o ball chaser?

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If you don't chew Red Man you don't know SHIT about baseball.

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Hample is inspiring an entire generation of them

Occasional reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the World Series in 2021 and there is nothing you can do about it.

I am only getting stronger with each win.

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Manfred got into the rigging game solely because of the Royals killing ratings. There's no chance they even get close in the next 25 years

heimlich sucks

AAAAAAA NONONO NOOOOOO

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Royalsbvlls are running roughshod over the genny bros

SPANKIE THE YANKEES

Royals here. We fucking own the dodgers & mariners

Oh are you a Yankees fan?
I never really figurted it out...
Haha no worries...

Stop it royals fags the royals are hot garbage and will not be relevant for another 100 years

I never really cared that much, either. Baseball bros one and all... as long as the wood's hitting the leather I'm happy is a pig in shit

Are they called the Dodgers because of their ability to dodge winning?

Dodgers piss me off

Based Doyie to the Kauffman!

this guy's good with the bants

Hey hey ho ho based Roylies are on the prowl *clap clap* hey hey
ho ho
Royals bros are in the genny
Select ALL crosswalks

ehhhhhhhhh PUTOOOOOOOOOO

oh I just need an invite to the discord!!!!!

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dads win

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Based dads

Cringe shitdres to the Mexico!

I accidentally stepped on a house centipede barefoot and this post made me cringe more!

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i'll kick your fuckin ass kiddo

please don't

>madres bragging about beating pie rats

Sad

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hey I saw this pitcher

based and redpilled

si.com/mlb/2019/05/17/orioles-fielding-catastrophe-against-indians-worst-play-mlb-history
kek

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is having one eye a half inch higher than the other considered sexy in kansas city?

>that nose

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oh you fucking dipshit

How I opst
How do I stop do,mage

Google
OK google

How do I post image

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Edgar Yost

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how is that even considered a fielder's choice? Like literally how is that not an error of some kind? The boxscore should read "E: Alberto (5, holy fuck what a retard)

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do the royals like tech n9ne?

Roylies are all-in for based centralbros
youtube.com/watch?v=0LKFW3AdGCA

based centralbros...based

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the rays essay lol
it just gets better every time

Technically he didn't boot the ball or throw it away or drop it. He made his choice, as a fielder, to try to tag a runner.

youtube.com/watch?v=_FBwVRNOL70

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Genny is Roylies property

*spits*
assholes

youtube.com/watch?v=ehLaQXsYe9Q

let's get this back under control

Based genny

STOP SPITTING ON ME

more like... tech NINA

So what's your music... share music bros...
walkies UP music

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I have a British Internet girlfriend
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Fuck off retard

youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

first 10 seconds is me talking about you
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Man I this is the first rap album I ever heard. This and some ancient Easy E shit
And I mean I was young
Exceptionally based

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youtube.com/watch?v=8l4BokZ6e4M

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You were harder than I was

youtube.com/watch?v=4sKNKoQcRSo
This is like the height of my music from that era
Dungeon Family were the shit. Outkast, Goodie Mob, you know em
We can't go back bros

get out of the rap genre and get with the times: video game music and anime music

haha jokes on me
I like it all!
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very interesting. quite indeed. have you ever heard of debussy's "clair de lune"? 'tis quite the musical piece.

lmao debussy
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dead sport. dead poommunity.

that's an interesting one

where my yaks & doyers at?!
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KChad here, good song, a classic
Might I interject-
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Inspector Godgers here....this is psychotic... fucking psychotic. These shitposters are truly something else and need to be exposed soon.
Join the discord!!
discord.gg/37w38m

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Joey Gallo...

has a huge penis

FUCK the royals they are NOT winning the world series in 2021

They absolutely are

I actually think the Orioles will end up good in 4-5 years if they stick to the plan, the guys running that fo are the same dudes that turned Houston around

But the astros made a lot of headway by tanking for like 5 years and getting those draft picks. Mlb might make changes to avoid that kind of gaming the system in the near future. Tanking fucks with too many things for them to allow it to be a viable option.

I call em the Asstros

I just took 10 tabs of lsd

Haha based... madman got away with it 1ce again

this madman is on a spree

I hope you dont browse spee in your basement during your trip

Take 10 more and call me in the morning

Twist a lime on that

But that’s where all the fun is

Is that Josh "KKK on the mound" Hader?

>Ian Kinsler
Based or nah?

Not based. I was shocked he even got a contract in the first place. Looked pretty toasty last year.

Yeah he was not good on the angels then not good on the red Sox. He even cost them the one world series game they lost.

He had a pretty good stretch in the second half and that was about it. At least the Angels got Ty Buttrey out of it.

I'm sick of these rule changes

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Pretty based. For those who are unaware, last night after Kinsler's 3-run winningHR, he yelled fuck you to all the padres fans

Had an off day yesterday
Why is it so painful. Got a game at 7 and I can’t wait to watch it. You would think with 162 games a year, one day without baseball wouldn’t suck.
But it does.

First they take the coke, then they take the steroids, now this? Do they just not want baseball to be fun?

Why?

The speculation is that he's been catching a lot of shit from fans while in a pretty bad rut. Of course he denied the fuck yous being aimed at the fans after the game.

He has been performing incredibly shitty all year. A lot of fans have been asking for his DFA and it looks like he's very much aware of what fan's have been saying. Post game interview he claimed it was an "inside thing" directed at his teammates but he is clearly lying. On top of pointing to the stands and saying "fuck all of you!", in the dugout you see him saying "fuck every single one of those motherfuckers!". This guy is batting .175, has the balls to bat flip and tell his own fanbase to fuck themselves. If that wasn't based & redpilled enough, he also had some strong words to mexican/dominican players during the international game years back

why are there no likable jewish baseball players?

Joc Pederson

Goldy

Goldy is nothing but a class act through and through, always has been

Get the fuck out of here. He's the least likable player on the dodgers and by extension, one of the least likable players in baseball.

This

Based jew

R8 my sausages.

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I'd eat user. What kind if mustard and bun is that?

Cheap buns. Brown mustard. Beef sausage.

Van Wagenen is a hack

A lot of people probably didn't understand why he was even signed in the first place when they have Urias.

You have a 36 year old 2B coming off of a PED suspension owed $150M until he's 40 and you give up your top prospect in the deal to acquire him.

no baseball yet :(

Zobrist wife

It's been a while since we've given up a top prospect for a shitty player, we were due

I fucked the Jesus right out of her.

where is everybody

your mama's house

tb v nyy gamethread

Coolin out.. chillin

>mest @ >fish

Cubs Nationals

Everyone is getting ready for the white sox

RONALD ACUNA
Jr :^)

damn, disco's wife a dime

Harper struck out again!

>philly

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Pics or she doesn't exist

tampa's pitching unit continues to ruin my graph by being better than 3 standard deviations more efficient than the league

stros breaking away

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Holy fuck >philly. I'm fucking dying over here.

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whoops. vertical axis is pitching, horizontal's batting

trendline's finally healthy though

Are the Phillies drunk?

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What measure are you using that thinks the Rangers offense is stronger than the Astros?

Toronto Blue Jays @ Chicago White Sox 17 May 19 game thread

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so far this season, they've been more efficient on a runs per plate appearance basis

the way i plot that basically says more of the dudes who come to the plate end up scoring (and vice versa)

the >illies aren't a playoff tier team right?

maybe wild card maybe....

That's interesting actually. Astros are astronomically ahead of everyone else using advanced metrics, but when it comes to straight up runs they're not.

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yeah, houston got off to a little bit of a slow start this season, and i prefer looking at raw stuff. any time you start "weighing" or "adjusting" shit, you deliberately add a bias for no fucking reason. it's why i like calculating bases per plate appearance too, because ABs are almost as much bullshit as pitching wins or batting average

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if you're gonna spam dodger broads, at least give us some decent resolution

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new thread here?

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