/hoc/

go knights

sadly yes. i am afraid they might even sweep it all. the rest of them are just so shit.

Pat Maroon more like Pat Dumbass

F

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careful, you’re going to trigger the edmongolian

a blues version of the anthem?

I would lean towards yes. Their best players have the skill and experience, west doesn't look very impressive

thanks pierre

let's fucking go blues

berries or a dab of butter

Some fruit can help add some sweetness

colton parayko is a funny name

where's the fucking game thread, GLORIA?

Pierre with these questions, what does it all mean?

Wow, the Blose anthem singer kind of sucks

oh fuck off

>my IP range got range banned on some boards because of some asshole
>I can still post in /hoc/

silver linings, I guess.

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Why bother with a game thread if everyone here is watching it.

...

What the fuck is that anthem

Holy fuck that anthem was terrible, deport that negro for treason

Someone will make one, surely

oh say can you see

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shant

But seriously why if there is only one game tonight. Why?

yes you will

>adding shitty melisma to cover up for your lack of singing talent

why are burgers so fucking fat?

Eyes are the same, def a son.

I guess.
But still don't know why not this

>wanting nights with no hoggei in the 3rd round
Kill yourself. Have you already forgotten how terrible /hoc/ was on Friday?

Does he have mumps?

Offseason /hoc/ is where the men rise above te boys. It takes dedication to come here every day for 3/8ths of the year and just fuckin repeat yourself because you got nothing else going on. Some people find "hobbies". Not me. I'm dedicated to the craft

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Kinda looks like frank the tank sans the charm

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What players are listed for incorrect position on the NHL site? Giroux is a LW not a C, right?

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that pusy usually seethes all morning/afternoon lmao

look at that fat ass kid, a true american

Just tried the oatmeal. It was okay, not as bad as I thought it might be. I think I’ll try adding some sliced banana tomorrow morning.

How do grits compare?

why is that faggot #33 ref just standing there? is he some kind of a high rank that he doesn't want to get his hands dirty?

>grits
Nigger tier

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He wanted to see a fight, like the good ol' days.

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hill billy tier

>true canadians

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In the Dairy Queen drive-thru lads

You will get the shits.

the earth has no master, piss where you like

Just getting a blizzard m8
Truly a Sam post

i am sure starbucks disagrees

SCAAAAAR

Eat the yellow snow.

Karlsson hit the gatorade bottle.

>not pissing wherever you like
i guess when you are obese and have a micropenis like most americans, you are a little bit shy

A blizzard of brown sludge.

Just met my kids half Asian friend’s mom lads solid 6.5/10

DO DO DO DODODO GRANDPA SHARK!

But would you eat the puss?

Na

VOTE
strawpoll.me/17998615

>fucking your wife

pretty hard to tell without a picture

St. Louis can never have nice things, can they....

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she is yellow

terrrorsenko

i dunno m8 these are pretty nice

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!

Lehkonen >>> All those shitters

and i assume fat?

>having a fat middle aged Asian wife
I prefer it when people are white

Have an incredibly rich post that's sure to draw the ire of many of you. But I simply cannot bring myself to make it. If you'll be at the lake this weekend I'll show you in person.

you trying to get into a boating accident?

Can we touch penises? If not what’s the point.

is it
>rags

I don't know how other cities can even compete. San Jose has everything, high paying jobs, great food scene, some of the hottest women in the country, not to mention the best weather in North America. AND our hockey team is loaded af this year.
Don't respond if you're a
>sunbelter
>non-ORIGINAL6er
>vegass crybabby

get fucked, this is our year

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pretty embarassing false flag attempt

t. seething vegasstard

Imagine thinking honesty is falseflagging.

>shorks

prove you live in san jose or fuck off

Live and in person. Sam. Signing autographeds at the beach. 2 day offer you don't wanna miss it
I don't actually go in the water. That's icky

can you hear that creaking? it's the sound of sjs cup window closing

>it was 3-1

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...

lol baby shark doo doo doo :)

live in Willow Glen right by Bill's Cafe, fuck do you want? I'm not posting my employee badge here

got me good there

>no proof
seething false flagger

rip puppers

post timestamped house address

who is actually staying on the sharks after this season

F

Lads, I'm thinkin' the Bloos win it all

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Pretty excited for GMC Truck Month, lads

Haha look at this guy play hockey

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IT WAS 3-1

I went to San Jose for a week on business and it was full of Seans

she should put her son on a diet before he gets the beetus

i don't think the sharks are very good

shot at some cats with my paintball gun today. tired of them shitting up my yard

I went to Columbus for a week on business and it was full of Teds

gamethread is an absolute hoot

Hurric/a/ts!

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Yeah but Columbus is based as is all of Ohio

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>gamethreads
Never a good idea

>win 4 in a row
>lose 3 in a row

never understood the stereotype. ive never met a guy that drinks white monsters

they don't leave the house

f.

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Dont let the fact that san jose let in 4 goals in the second period distract you from the fact that the Las Vegas Golden Knights let in 4 goals in a singe powerplay on april 23rd, 2019.

t. seething vegasstard
let it go, you lost

nice hit

Ahhhhh pot

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Ultra zero is for scrubs. 2019 real shooters drink monster hydro

I'm always ready for a war again Go down that road again It's all the same I'm always ready to take a life again You know I'll ride again It's all the same (ooh, ooh, ooh) Tell me who's gon' save me from myself When this life is all I know Tell me who's gon' save me from this hell Without you, I'm all alone Who gon' pray for me? Take my pain for me? Save my soul for me? 'Cause I'm alone, you see If I'm gon' die for you If I'm gon' kill for you Then I'll spill this blood for you, hey I fight the world, I fight you, I fight myself I fight God, just tell me how many burdens left I fight pain and hurricanes, today I wept I'm tryna fight back tears, flood on my doorsteps Life a livin' hell, puddles of blood in the streets Shooters on top of the building, government aid ain't relief Earthquake, the body drop, the ground breaks The poor run with smoke lungs and Scarface Who need a hero? (hero) You need a hero, look in the mirror, there go your hero Who on the front lines at ground zero? (hero) My heart don't skip a beat, even when hard times bumps the needle Mass destruction and mass corruption The souls are sufferin' men Clutchin' on deaf ears again, rapture is comin' It's all prophecy and if I gotta be sacrificed for the greater good, then that's what it gotta be Who gon' pray for me? Take my pain for me? Save my soul for me? 'Cause I'm alone, you see If I'm gon' die for you If I'm gon' kill for you Then I'll spill this blood for you, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Who gon' pray for me? Take my pain for me? Save my soul for me? 'Cause I'm alone, you see If I'm gon' die for you If I'm gon' kill for you Then I'll spill this blood for you, hey Just in case my faith go I live by my own law I live by my own law I live by my own Just in case my faith go I live by my own law I live by my own law I live by my own
>go knights of golden vegas

Dont let the fact that san jose let in 4 goals in the second period distract you from the fact that the Tampa Bay Lightning got swept first round after a league-wide record-tier regular season.

I used to drink 2 a day until it started making my body hurt

God you're so fucking fat. Just kill yourself you autistic son of a dog. Youre dirty, disgusting, stupid, and worst of all O****n

hey sam, who’s your dog in this fight? or are you back training mma with patty?

>Sj(w) s

>mad at me

bloos and broons would be a good series desu. both got hot at the right time and have decent depth. seems like it would be a toss up. think the shorks would be get btfo.

just ate 3 (three) slices of finncrisps in a row. ama.

If I remember correctly I was training MMA with Hellebuyck but I've given up that larp months ago since he proved to be a one year wonder like all American goalers. Im also firmly anti comrie, not based on his on ice performance (which is also abysmal) but because he's a pencil necked retard. Brossoit is MY goalie. VIVE LA QUEBEC LIBRE

oh that’s right hope you have a great summer man

why would a vegass fan be making fun of the knigs for giving up 4 on one powerplay

Why did you do the numbers wrong in your post?

even your wrists have fat rolls
you are a hideous pile of garbage, sort your life out

u retarded?

PLEASE REFS WE NEED YOU

HAHAHAHA I know that girl in that op pic

She's an attention whore, the biggest fucking slut that follows all the hockey boys around and a bandwagoner

She became a Kings fan because some guy liked them and bought a jersey

The next year she hopped on the Vegas bandwagon and got a jersey

Now this year she's on the Sharks bandwagon

Seriously she's so fucking dumb, she's been skating for years and still sucks, and keeps getting hurt because she plays so dangerously like going head first into people twice her size.

Now she's lining games and she doesn't even know half the rules, especially icing and offside, literally the two most common things in low level hockey, oh and she doesn't wear any protective gear when lining games so she can show off her flat ass in tight leggings

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Think she would blow me?

>She's an attention whore, the biggest fucking slut that follows all the hockey boys around and a bandwagoner
so the same as every the wahman hockey """""fan"""""

FUCK NIGGERS

>tfw no womenlet shot put gf
why live bros

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I was actually friends with a guy that was a kings fan. I didn't see him for a couple years then when I ran into him last year he was a knights fan. Allegedly. I always fucked him up in Chel. That's juts the way the cookie crumble

>shorks shorking

Why give the sharkies such insane refpuck in the first 2 rounds only to turn around and give it to the bloos is round 3? What is Gary’s endgame here?

They probably haven't changed Giroux because he still takes so many faceoffs and the desk jockey who doesn't watch hockey just assumes he's still in the C position

Absolutely, you got a dick, you tick all her boxes

Based

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t. vegass

>MISSOURI st louis fans constantly singing the meme WEST VIRGINIA song

>San Reddit >shorks

hey we haven't had OT so lets get some now

Some fuuuture

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Dobson and a pile of garbage

which ones are the islanders prospects? Aside from Aho

Bridgeport is the Islanders development team

Nah I really like durandeau and koivula

>Arnaud Durandeau
>Bode Wilde
>Blade Jenkins
What the hell kind of names are these?

>20 year old in the q
>barely over a point per game
Hes not going anywhere.

Who here /dabbin/ watching the shorks game?

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canadian names

You think there's not a lot goin on
but look closer baby you're so wrong
And that's why you can stay so long
Where there's not a lot goin on

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haha just realised that's a girl

Hey if the isles can draft beau and look at where he went, I think durandeau can do well also.

>anime toys
>drug pipes
>filthy floor
Ted west coast

think i have hidradenitis suppurativa lads guess its time to stop smoking

Is that the thing that gives you boils all over your groin and arm pits?

Yeah. It’s painless but it’s not going away

Nightmare playoffs for the refs

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will they have any left over for next season?

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Lol this league has lost all its integrity. They aren't even hiding the fact that they want SJ to win. What's a good pro hockey to league to watch now that the NHL is corrupted like the NBA and NFL?

this is some wile e coyote hockey

>Bloos fans throwing all their rubbish on the ice

Real classy

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LMAOOOO FAT RETARDS BTFO

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Based NHL doing everything they can do to invalidate the Bruins Cup

Gary has to make up for ratings so thats why he wants that sharks bruins final so joe wins a cup

when the fuck are the fucking sharks going to stop getting literally every call

THANKS REFS!!!!!

>tfw your team done by the middle of the season but savoring all these meme playoff games

Having an absolute HOOT of a time watching these ploffs, lads

are you happy now Sharks? You made a fat kid die of aids

Nigga two of those are American.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Refs miss call
>Sharks capitalize on it
>FUCKING REF BABBIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shit happens, it's non-reviewable and no one would even be pitching this much of a fit if it wasn't for the second year hockey "fans" still crying about Vegas

The sharks are a refbabby team and if they somehow win the cup I will never consider it legit

might as well just start watching cuckhoop

Refbabies and chokers, the absolute state of the shorks

It wasn't even a hand pass. Meier missed the puck completely and it just bounced off his body. His hand never even came in contact with the puck.

>pens are out first round
>playoffs are still plagued by retards screaming MUH REFS

Glad to know hockey fans are just clinically retarded

So did Meier actually touch the puck?

The last replays before the game ended didn't really show anything

It's like refs are going to clean it lol

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t. bay area gook

Yikes. Looks like the thread on /r/hockey is going to hit /r/all in a bit. 500 posts in 3 minutes

FRONT PAGE HERE WE GO!!!!

thats three series now. its clear the shorks need the refs to win.

>bloos clearly delay
>million different angles show it was a delay
>ref stands by the didn't see it doesn't count decision
>bloos capitalise on momentum and score
same shit, suck it up, come back harder next game

Bloose are huge chokers
Sharks are huge chokers

This series is great! It's not how good either team is, it's to see who's going to choke first.
Anyone have a webm of the hand pass?

Someone webm that shit, I want to see if it really hit his hand because it looked like he did

People forget that perrin scored 2 goals right after refs missed his clear delay of game, so it evens up nicely!

big if true

>based refs getting revenge for us

>>Refs miss call
niggas in the ISS could see that hand pass

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this, what a faggot-tier post lmao

>Series 1
>Borderline call gone in Shorks favor
>Series 2
>Clear offside on Avs that has been called since video review has been a thing for offsides
>Series 3
>Actual missed call
Can't stand this ref memeing

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*ahem*

FUCK bombston broons

Ok but seriously why do they want the Sharks in the cup so much i dont get it

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Baby sharks are really cute!

>three series now
1. refs made the right call against vegas, read the rules
2. refs made the right call against avs, offside is offside
3. refs missed the call tonight, but it's non reviewable so take it up with the league
4. fuck off

>this
Sharks got refpucked against Vegas several times and Colorado got super lucky all series too

92791420
>flag
>post
yikes!

S E E T H E
E
E
T
H
E

So am I if you are a girl, if not, nevermind

No call on the head shot to Haley
No call on Kane getting tripped
Not call on Perron on the blatant delay of game over the glass that leads to a blues goal×2

Hold the fucking L bluefags. Karma faggots

This is going 7 games as well

>shorks defending this blatant garbage
ruins a game, kys

TEEMO "MARADONA" MEIER!!!!!!

shorks in 5
blues will never recover after this robbery

>read the rules
oh the irony
Your team is hot garbage that needs all the handouts it can get. If not for these calls you would have been out in the 1st round.

So how do we stop the constant playoff fixing the league does every damn year? What the fuck can we do this is killing the sport

Show me footage of him actually touching the puck before you cry out refpuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

now we are going to be complaining about this for weeks aren't we?

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where's the asterisk on game 3?

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT!!!

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Why is there no canes logo in the middle?

Who is ready for video review hell beginning next season?
4 hour games, here we come!

THANKS BASED REFS WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT YOU!!!!

haha sure thing

faggots on twitter sure will.

I just noticed his dick. wtf

Yeah, he just overtly slapped at it and it happened to go directly in the direction of his slap, definitely wasn't a hand pass though w

Fuck yeah! with more offside reviews and garbage

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We need the webm of the direct front shot.

Wow the lifelongs are itt seething with angst.
Relax fellas. You kiddos aren't even in it anymore, remember?

Sharks are killing the NHL. Please destroy them Boston.

Being mad at Gary's script is like being mad at gravity

truly a hand of GOD

no irony vgkuck, any crosscheck that leads to an injury results in a major

try following the sport for more than two seasons before you start chatting shit you absolute nobjockey

Stupid, if it was in the direction of the slap, then it would have landed to his right side. But it didn't. It landed in front of him and toward nobody. His teammate chased after the puck.

It wasnt a hand pass and even if it was it isnt reviewable
We are still waiting on the canes to show up to that series

*san jose please beat boston
fixed that for you

fucking kek

Ending an electric game like that on an illegal play that would take 3 seconds to review is why the NHL will continue to be unpopular and the weakest of the 4 major sports in the US

>vgkuck
not even close

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol >we WILL win the cup, stay mad

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Are you blind or just retarded?

lmao sure thing faggot

its still a 7 game series. I think the blues bounce back from this

I was told “all ot goals are reviewed by Toronto”

Did I miss something?

>game winning goals arent reviewable
>in the current year

>This is a respected reputable Boston Bruins beat writer

SUNBELT

BEEEELOOOOWWWNNN

THE

FUCK

OUT

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>(b) A player or goalkeeper shall not be allowed to “bat” the puck in the air, or push it along the ice with his hand, directly to a teammate unless the “hand pass” has been initiated and completed in his defending zone, in which case play shall be allowed to continue. If the “hand pass” occurs in the neutral or attacking zone, a stoppage of play will occur and a face-off will take place according to last play face-off rules provided no territorial advantage has been gained.

puck hit his wrist, not his hand, good goal, going to sleep so no need to (You) me

>any crosscheck
Except it wasn't a crosscheck you stupid nigger and the league already apologized for it and dismissed the refs from the rest of playoffs.

>phoneposter

>everyone who disagrees with me is vegas
best meme of 2019 tbqh

hill billys blown the fuck out

you missed the fact that the person who told you this was pulling it out of their ass

So when the hell are we getting the webm

I would be insecure and delusional if my team didn't have the actual skill to be where they are as well.

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Is he really that retarded?

>frogposters

Its not worth it. He clearly is retarded

vocaroo.com/i/s0XR3JM32mI6

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Says the Bombston fan, the only round worth a fuck that they played was against Toronto and even then everyone knows >Toronto >Game 7 against Boston

Time to settle this shit once and for all
strawpoll.me/17999127

>it wasn't a crosscheck
so not only do you not know the rules, but you don't even know what a crosscheck is? embarrassing

the fact it was a crosscheck isn't even up for debate, your team even admitted it was when they said it should've been a minor, but you know what's even more hilarious? none of it would matter if you hadn't let in 4 goals in 4 minutes and choked a 3-1 series lead hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa fuckhead

>be sharks
>win due to refpuck

If you’re still talking about vegas at all at this point in any regard you need to reevaluate your fucking life

laughing @ the meth-infested shanty of taint poois

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Holy fucking yikes

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Neeno Neenuhrahdurr

>Knights
>Avs
>Blues

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w o w
o
w

based retard. even pavfellski admitted it wasn't a five minute major.

>could've had kino leafs isles ECF if the leafs just fucking finished the job
>instead get shitty bruins curbstomping the canes because retardja

well this season has a shitty ending, so fuck you toronto

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Show the webm then. Proof is in your court that Meier clearly "batted" the puck with his HAND toward Nyquist.

>Sharks single-handedly EXPOSING the NHL for having shit rules and will single-handedly change the NHL rulebook for the better

YOU
ARE
WELCOME
FRIENDS

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kek

KEK

Where is the "Someone make a motherfucking webm already" option

because of this post the blues will now sweep in 6.

twitter.com/SanJoseSharks/status/1128861212622635009

>edit out the controversial handpass

FUCKING SHARKS

yikes the absolute state of /hoc/

>mfw the refs don't see the Sharks literally kill and skin Marchand in the middle of a game on their way to a sweep of bombston

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good job he's a player not an official, because again the rules say crosscheck that result in injury lead to a major and btw

>IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-0

>the replies

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Based Refs saving San Jose's ass again.

race riot incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=lex0ba6F3LY

ITS UP!!!

they know theyre literally being carried, theyre in for a fucking rude awakening when they play the bruins

based

in n out is literal mcdonalds tier garbage

Thats it, im officially a #Bruin
Shork wetbacks going to get exposed and swept

great job fighting for yourselves

>Boston pretending they aren't ref babbies too
Guess no one remembers the 6-5 Boston/San Jose game

bloos could've saved their own asses by not giving up a late goal

is there any sport that isnt rigged and run by jews?

Jesus Christ they can't stop cheating. This is embarrassing.

twitter.com/xtinabent/status/1128864286833381376

He didn't even fucking touch it.

Shut the fuck up retard. The sharks are a shit team that has to rely on bad refs they paid off in order to win games.

>shorknigger needing to invoke a meme regular season game
sad

What happens when two refbabbies collide?

is that the one when it wasn't a high stick and a good goal?

>he's a player not an official
i'll take the player and the league over the officials that got apolgized for/demoted, and a retarded inbred hill billy one-toothed engrishman, nigel

twitter.com/theR0CK_45/status/1128864684030009344

Yep. Hand missed the puck and deflected off his leg. Nice try cry babies. Now fuck off.

oh for sure my guy

What caused the Puck to bounce then? The fucking air?

erik karlsshit is a fucking overrated hack with an extremely punchable face

>comparing a regular season game to a WCF game

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>tfw PGA Champions Hip starts tomorrow

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Yes

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le ebin pirate man

UM................./hoc/!?!??!??!??!?!?!?!

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It didn't bounce anywhere but where it should have landed based on physics and gravity

How can anyone watch this dumbass sport anymore if they win the cup im never watching again. The fix is in

shorks absolutely exposed as refbabbies

FUCK HABD PASSES FUCK REFS FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

Literally no correlation and looking for reasons to get mad lol.

Guys just want to point out I think the officiating has not been great these playoffs. Thoughts?

>all this seethe
yes YES

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who here /lifelong/

What's with the meme of posting the same emoji multiple times?

My favorite player name of all time

>Hand pass gets called
>Technically didn't hit hand, bad call, shit refs, fire them
>Hand pass doesn't get called
>Should have been a hand pass, stupid fucking rigged refs, fire them
Think I would vomit on ice if I needed to officiate a playoff series

Based Duck fans.

I don't believe in coincidence
They huddled up and not ONE of them saw the handpass. Cmon Gary, too obvious

DISGUSTING

LITERAL CHEATERS

i have no idea, it's pretty dumb

>bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos >bloos

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No call on the head shot to Haley

No call on Kane getting tripped

No call on Perron on the blatant delay of game over the glass that leads to a blues goal.

The officating is just god awful, but to say the ref's handed the game to the sharks is retarded.

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An interesting hypothesis. I expect a full report on my desk by morning.

t. sharksfag

Except they clearly handed the game to the sharks you fucking retard

>the two bad guys are gonna make the cup
the worst timeline

hey did anyone else see the end of the sharks and blues game? what a controversial call...

>people mad at the 5 min major because the refs didn't see it and therefore shouldn't have called it
>refs don't see hand pass but people mad that they didn't call it

huh??

>How to out yourself as a hockey newfag in one post

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seethe and cope, babe

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>its another sharks complain about calls half way into the game but will constantly get game winning controversial last second calls
lmao, pathetic

>adding more reviews
pls god no more. Everyone thought offside review was going to be a good thing and look how that turned out

Based

Na m8 fill me in

I'm taking some civil law courses this semester, I think it might be possible for this game to be overturned in court

unbased retard

the game was figuratively and literally "handed" to them

>tfw >we will stop that choking dirty fraud """""jumbo"""""" joe from ever winning a cup
>tfw >we will show why >we traded him and chose based burgerman as our leader
>tfw he will seethe harder than ever because he hates >us

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business idea: any play can be reviewable, but the challenging team has to first win a fight, lose the fight and no more challenges

Sharks are the supervillain now. Bruins are the antihero

Go bruins!

>WHY DIDN'T THEY CALL A PENALTY AFTER HUDDLING ON A NON-REVIEWABLE PLAY, FUCKING BULLSHIT

Nobody stays with the sharks. But everyone realizes they're the only ones with a legitimate shot at beating the fucking Bruins. So we have to cheer for the Sharks.

What a waste of time. Can't wait to see what tomorrow's gsme has in store. There's nothing like Gary cup hockey

>what are you in for buddy you want an indica or sativa? Body high or a head rock?
I want fucking weed retard. Don't act like you know what you're talking about because you have an ipad. The worst part about legalization is the smug idiots they got selling it, and because of the outrageous fucking prices they always got 10 of them walking around the store. No one's gonna steal shit you fucking putz. It's behind the counter and it's locked up.

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>Sharks don't no calls on 3 blatant penalties, 2 of which blues score twice right after

>No call against sharks on hand pass in OT

REF LITERALLY HANDING GAMES TO SHARKS HURRRRR

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fuck that and fuck the sharks

sometimes there are no good guys

>bruins and sharks both being carried to the stan lee cup on the backs of incredibly obvious refpuck

man the script really sucks this year

>its gotten so bad that rooting for the bruins is the better option
what a shit sport, this semen slurping sport just isnt for me

t. actual retard

You sound like a fucking idiot and you are clearly blinded by your sharks bias.

>boston
>refpuck
SEETHE HICK, SEETHE!

bye

Gary can't do anything about it

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>team of washed up reddit cheaters vs team of dirty cheating assholes
worst finals in over a decade

you should all just grow up and hand it to the sharks

According to Canadians on /hoc/ if you don’t like the calls the refs made you’re a dirty hillybilly that doesn’t know hawkey.

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Boston Yea Forums
Blose 4channel
Sharks r****t
Canes Quebec

Hollow victory once again. Do the sharks even know what hard earned victories feel like?

>Bitching about a missed call in game 3 like it was a game 7, implying the Shorks won't Shork this series away anyways

If there was no handpass there, you would still complain about sharks being refbabies despite all the missed calls against them.

God I love retard kids

excuse me sir but have you heard the word of the leaf? 13 cups

cant wait for people to pretend to give a shit about boston trading joe thornton 15 fucking years ago about how its some fucking redemption arc while ignoring that boston won a cup without him and reached the finals again without him

And thornton has nothing to even do the sharks making it this far. Their success is only because of the refs

shorkniggers flaunting their subhumanity and lack of hockey knowledge, yikes!

imagine being marleau

*timo bats the puck out of the air with his hand, puck hits his stick before another shark touched it.
>HAND PASS!
fucking retards.

doesn’t Montreal have more though?

thats what theyve been saying since the Vegas series but the refs wont let them be eliminated. at this point im watching to see how muh further the NHL will embarrass itself to get the sharks a cup

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how many after the expansion era?

big if true

I approved of non-review plays when Perron cleared the puck over the boards but not anymore

should have played baby shark as the refs skated off

>you will watch the sharks win the leebowl this year

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GET

FUCKED

BLUES

RPH

best playoffs ever

Canes are actually YTMND

Are the Sharks the new villain of hockey?

Vegas tried that

unironically if the blackhawks made the playoffs they could probably have reached the finals this year

all these teams are shit

are championship deciding plays reviewable in cricket?

lmao

why bother inventing bullshit like this. just be happy that /spic/ was awarded the game

do you think there will be a remembrance montage for stan lee at the beginning of game 1 of the finals

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>get fucked by shit calls for years and years
>finally be on the right side of a few completely correct calls
>villain
no

How many overs til the final? Is chara still gonna get a century?

No. It wasn't their fault.... It was the refs!

>all these retards claiming handpass

are you kids all fucking autistic? watch the reply in slow motion. it went off his wrist.

wrist pass != hand pass

look at how much swing is in his punch, and how much the puck barely moves.

good non call in an otherwise god awfuly officated game

>be shit for years and years
ftfy

from my point of view the american teams are evil

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based dad

From my point of view the canadians are evil

Totally cool with the refpuck benefiting >us, but amazing how how quickly people forget the bullshit calls we've dealt with at key moments just because we end up winning games/series

Shut the fuck up redditor
Shut the fuck up redditor
Shut the fuck up redditor

Carlos, you sick fuck...

You guys are only here cause of the biggest bullshit call ever

personally, i love garry.

Based and hella redpilled

>St. Pooius Reddits
Ok bud

How long has it been..?

it wouldn't have even gone to game 7 if not for the phantom GI call in game 2, so vegass is out in the first round either way
>it was 3-1
>it was 3-0

>anthropomorphized sharks and shark song for little kids
>calling others reddit
ISHYGDDT

MFW reading through all the assblasted retards crying about >us winning a very cool, very legal game

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i'd heem literally every single one of you

Which one?

The 5 min major? Shitty call at the time but wouldn't have happened without an overturned goal in game 2.

The offside call against the avs? Skate blades are curved, no way hes touching the line. Also missed icing seconds before the gwg in game 2

The idea that sharks have won multiple games surrounding bad calls is fair, but the narrative that they are advancing because of bad calls is just plain retarded

Expect the Blues already got their apology call from the league

getting pretty sick of this episode

I don't see how in the hell people think it wasn't a hand pass and I don't think that bloos d-man made contact either but I couldn't care less anymore, thanks gary

I don't dislike the shorks but if I ever wanted examples of refpuck I'd point to all 3 of their series these playoffs, it's pretty nuts

It's here lads
youtube.com/watch?v=TC-D30nb7HA

wew lads

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>all these seething basement dwellers
there are "people" on here with actual shit stains on their 3-day-old underwear

why would the blose get an apology call? they don't make the league any money and they didn't pay gary's $500 million special treatment fee

seethe

Buttman want Joe to get his cock out

Based mason

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

I think he'll be fine.

He gets to play hockey with his sons now.

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Refbaby sharks doo doo doo doo

who is this fat redditor?

>Nick Suzuki had 42 points in the OHL playoffs
absolute state of Vegas

twitter.com/pepepavelski/status/1128863355874234368
GET FUCKED /HOC/

One of his kids looks kinda like matthews but more a pedophile

>twitter
>pepepavelski
yeah thats sus af
miss me with that shit gayboy

>fans are really this dumb

Winning games leads to winning series you fucking asshole

patches is cool, but i knew it was a mistake when it happened. i guess this is the power of gmgm. although he isn't gm anymore.

>OHL

good night

legit funny that the shorks keep getting away with it. I'd be loving it if I was a shorks fag desu

im gonna snoop thru your twitter, hope i dont find some shit about you nigger

>OHL
Okay user.

Be revenge for the Sedins. Fucking do it!!!

mason made me kek

BTFO

EL MANO DE DIOS HAHAHAHAHA
STAY MAD GRINGOS PINCHES PENDEJOS ASQUEROSOS
THE HAND OF GOD SENORES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VAMOS SHARKS

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fuck the blooooos

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So it Meier knocked it down and it hits the defenders leg.

Does that invalidate the hand pass because Blues touched it first?

do (you) think he gets to fuck marner?

Yes it does

Yes

yes. at that point it was played by a blue. a shark has to touch it for it to be a hand pass.

is that a stors fan hopping on the bloos bandwagon?

Hangin off my earlobe is a rock
Hangin off my waistline is a GLOCK popop

Now what will Vegas knights say?

It wasn't played though, he didn't actually gain possession, it was just deflected off him?

Does it still invalidate the hand pass?

What if we kissed Stanley Cup in the Golden Knights room?

All I know is the wild would have bootyblasted all four of these shit refs

What is shannons hot take on this game?

>Hit leg = Possession
Sharks fans are so fucking retarded.

big if true

Yes.

twitter.com/pepepavelski/status/1128874086640304128
it has to go from one hand to another shark. for it to be a hand pass. it doesn't really matter though it went off of timo's stick before that.

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Based

That doesn't look like it hit his leg desu

Here's the entire sequence
>Illegal check on Meier
>Puck bounces up
>Meier tries to swat it, misses
>Puck bounces and hits bowemester leg
>Puck bounces toward Nyquist
>Pass to Norris 10 million man
>Karrlson hits it 5 hole on Bennington

>the saint blew it lose

If there is one thing that pisses me off more than missed calls, it's players stopping their play when they think there is a penalty/call then bitching when the penalty/call isn't called and they get scored on.

IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=9G1RaWmX4Tc

>Misses
>Puck changes direction and trajectory

>this san jose cope
wew lads

This I laughed so hard when joe told the team to hurry up and leave the ice lmfao

imagine thinking putting a puck on your own stick is a hand pass.

Gee I guess you guys are right, better call the teams back out and start the game back up

the shorkpuck is getting out of control lads

basado nopal

Winning is a pretty good cope

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Hits leg

>credited with an assist on a hand pass that didn't happen
KEK

garypuck is getting out of hands lads, how long until we can stage a coup?

>Pepe Pavelski

This is your account isn't it?

>mfw sharks win after refpucking their way through 3 separate series

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You still get an assist if the puck deflects off of your ass

>entertaining sharks insider from Toronto Ontario
Highly dubious

If there is one thing that pisses me off more than missed calls, it's how they will make /hoc/ more unreadable until the next game and then every game after that as retards bait each other for (You)s

no, it's a shorks insider.

They haven't beaten the blues yet.

>deflect
it was a clear hand pass my dude

>a 2013 rematch 6 years later
just imagine

COPE

New thread

I agree. I’m just saying

based state of california gonna win the stanlee bowl

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