/cric/

poot

Cricket isnt very good
in fact it's pretty shit

if by cricket you mean every other sport except cricket then you might have something there

tendulka was a home babby

Would you rather win the world cup or the ashes?

sorry you seem to have misunderstood, unless that is that by cricket you meant rugby

ashes in england

Flower>Ponting>Tendulkar>Lara

not racist but

Ashes

this is epic

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i don't like england being good at cricket

/hoc/ desu

/rug/s year

/cric/ is where the big boys play

tipping Aneurin Donald to be an England great

any QUEENSLAND man in?

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imagine getting a drone and get it to carry a bag of smelly shit to drop on unsuspecting caveman bogans

Anyone getting Cricket 19 game? Big Ant has been making decent cricket games.

madoka just hit six sixes in an over and it was a practice ODI not a t20
madoka WILL save /cric/

cricket and buddhism

What a shame

For me its
1- rugga
2-footy
3-cricket
Extra: boxing (real boxing not mmgay)

Shut the fuck up nonce

haven't been logging onto my /cric/ account for a few months, any hot new memes I've missed?

the finasteride film

based

big news is that sebbo finally fucked off and now we're back to fighting amongst ourselves without him to collectively loathe

Hopefully necked himself

cardiac arrest was inevitable

sebbo u registered roundhouse

I'm surprised, do people in Argentina really watch cricket?

not e-fucking-nough

Argentina and Chile hardly playing cricket isn’t canon

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Chileans

So where is the cricket ?

yeah

the incel pedo nonce richo

>not remembering the Argentine women's team

the impotent balding nonce zachy

the incel peso richo

t. Kiwi nonce

doing some research into New Zealand’s shameful legacy of noncery

baaawwwwww did i hurt the bald cucks feelings? hahahahahaha

autism

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12085534

newstalkzb.co.nz/news/entertainment/kiwi-actor-says-he-was-used-by-a-paedophile-ring-as-a-child/

intriguing, appears there’s a lot to be unearthed here about the strange, secluded county

thinking about Ashley Giles

WHERE ARE ALL THE /CRIC/ LAWYERS/LAW STUDENTS?

If you have sex with a girl who is under the age of consent, but you were mislead to believe she was older, what sort of punishment are you looking at? Prison time? A fine? Public flogging?

I just right now found out that an "18" year old who I fucked from Tinder is actually 14!

I thought she was just ghosting me because, you know sometimes that happens, whatever. But I'm concerned the reason she isn't talking to me is because she's underage and her parents may have found out. Fuck this. I came inside her as well after she told me she uses the pill! Christ I fucking hope that's true!

what state lad

*furiously searching google for articles about kiwis*
>YOU ARE THE AUTISM

hahaahahahahahahaahahaha where did it ll go so wrong?

Queensland mate. I think I'm fucked.

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nah
Queensland use virtually similar laws to WA and over here if you reasonably believe they're 18 you're fine

go to legify.com.au search criminal code and search for sexual offences

Does that site not work on mobile?

this is richo creating a false narrative to cover his ass. not going to work. enjoy prison

legislation.qld.gov.au/view/html/inforce/current/act-1899-009

/afl/ is up

don’t give a shit

Cricket on my mind

Poo on your streets

Indians in your head

based

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doing a browse of bangla cricket forum

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so true

yikes m8

anericans are dumb

You now remember Andrew Flintoff

is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1556965770523.webm

grim

good bowler . Should have given up on batting

dire

what happened to andrew flinton

this is epic

your country is run by a nonce ring you kiwi nonce

le 2005 man

based

Zachy v NZ is extremely contrived and not at all entertaining

fat old Italian woman at the shop keeps asking me why I don't have a girlfriend
none of your business bitch

its gotten grim

t. kiwi nonce

very witty and clever response
hats off

t. Nonce brown noser

the proper response: "because you haven't introduced me to your [grand]daughter yet"

t. sex pest expat incel preying on eastern european poverty

do us a favour and stop posting

derp you totally owned me with all those innane words strung together . Retard

Side effects of finasteride include:

impotence,
loss of interest in sex,
trouble having an orgasm,
abnormal ejaculation,
swelling in your hands or feet,
swelling or tenderness in your breasts,
dizziness,
weakness,
being a nonce,
feeling like you might pass out,
headache,
runny nose, or
skin rash

Cricket a shit

good job i don’t take finasteride then

thanks for your input brainlet

what are the cricket fields like in italy lad

imagine being 27 and without higher education qualifications, a career, a girlfriend and any kind of direction in life

yeah imagine haha

what a tragedy

how much is not enough to put on the black caps in the cricket the world cup

we're at 11 to 1

Idk since we have better things to do rather than hit balls with sticks cheek to cheek with pakis and indians tbqhwy

can you answer my question please

what? how do you know cricket is bad when you've never played it!?

Italy is a fucking shithole kys

just occurred to me Italy is shit at literally every sport lol

What do you mean not enough?

reminder italy couldnt even beat us the last time we played in soccer lads what a joke

Are you frustrated anglos?

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UNDEFEATED

sexually frustrated

have sex

have sex with me

Remember, Italy’s most successful football club in European competitions was founded by Englishmen and played both cricket and football.

pasta la vista

Vice Squad 8pm tomorrow lads, 35mm film print, Hollywood Avondale.

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ill be sure to give that a miss

abc.net.au/rage/guest/rage-tool-special/11108462

the incel pedo richo

ya seethe?

the incel pedo richo

the kiwi nonce facilitator

the aider and abettor of nonces

going out

pub quiz lads

question 1: in sport, what current player represented Australia in World Cups for two different sports

11yo minge sniffer incel pedo richo

Done with exams lads

Ellyse Perry easy

Ellyse Perry?

BASED FREDDIE

Dilmah on the cards

Alright, here’s a really easy one.

I retired abruptly from cricket because I bundled a catch. Who am I?

Kek

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Gilly

World cup lol

Yes, Adam Gilchrist,

Here are some more.

1. The first and only batsman to score a six on the first ball of a test?
2. This famous batsmen has only been stumped only ONCE in his entire career and that too by an Indian. Who is he?
3. Only one team has had the honour of losing three World Cup finals. Which team is it?
4. Only one pair of twins have ever played for the same country together. Who are they?

I retired abruptly from cricket to keep my test bowling average the finest of shades under 30, in keeping with my enormous ego.

Who am I?

3) England

That's a shitty head

ooooooooo...ooooooo oooooooooo

Brad Haddin

the incel pedo richo

4 are Zimbabweans can't remember their names

Swann

Correct
Andy and Grant flower were brothers not twins.
The answer is Steve and Mark Waugh

Coles on the cards

mo asif was innocent

SILENCE SEETHING KIWI

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lmao can't believe I forgot the Waughs
pretty sure there were twins for Zimbabwe though, think there was a game where twins played, the Flowers and another pair of brothers

This is the post

This is not a post

dunno, Bailey?
Dravid
Grimland
Waugh

1. gayle

the incel pedo richo

J O S E P H
O
S
E
P
H

Correct
1)Gayle
2)Don Bradman
3)Correct
4)Correct

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the godly american sebbo

This is the post :)

and I'm kanye west

Oi deskbro, you here m8?

yea m8 ama

the vascular ticking time bomb sebbo

LADS
A
D
S

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Deskbro is not American m8

i am now

OYE HOYE

the documented health disaster blubbo

post the US team pls

had a thought lads

what if USA women's cricket were to dominate so much that they merit test status

would the men's side also get test status?

the certified heavy seb

So true

>Candacy Atkins
>Claudine Beckford
>Sara Farooq
>Nadia Gruny
>Uzma Ifthikhar
>Mahika Kandanala
>Geethika Kodali
>Samantha Ramautar
>Lisa Ramjit
>Onika Wallerson
>Erica Rendler
>Sugetha Kalyanaraman
>Sindhu Sriharsha
>Shebani Bhaskar

the foof isn't australian m8

>sebbo back
and I'm off

>his country didn't qualify for the world cup
OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

impressive desu

nice.

get the fuck out of here then, you aren't needed, i can replace your australian ass with a kiwi shitposter for half as much

/cric/ has grown disorderly and fractured, need mrff back to lay down the law

*leaves /cric/ for another 5 months*

big fan of that anz netball promo where they all look like black swan lads

/net/ needs to make a comeback tttt

>mrff
mr. foo-foo? he is pretty strict.

in H&M lads don’t like the look of anything
leaving now

for me it's the men's wearhouse

for me it is not h & m

no one cares about what you're favourite xxxxl stocking store is you fat cunt fuck off back to /mlb/

No mr fuckface

>mrff is mr foo-foo
Cringe

state of the obese newcunt with no understanding of /cric/ or its traditions

shall be leaving the thread immediately

how do Bulgarians understand one another like nigga wtf are you saying lol

probably know a bit of Bulgarian

tell me about the United States- Israel special relationship

nothing to tell haha what do you mean hahahaha

The fat cunt is literally thrice his age LMAO

shan’t be browsing Yea Forums beyond the age of 30 personally, seems like a fair-cut off point even if am pushing it a bit already

I haven’t browsed Yea Forums in ages mate. For me it’s all about the elite 4channel.

based lawngod

*whips, dabs, naenaes and woahs*
we're /cric/imaniacs
richo's gay and sebbo's fat
peewees post because they're mad
while madoka swings the bat
we're /cric/imaniacs

>richo is gay
Based
my respect for man automatically goes up ~20% if I find out they’re gay

ohnonono

kys nonce

get off your proxy bitch

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nah it’s the Aussie kiwi nonce brown noser

About to engage in some lawn maintenance today actually. Shall be renting a core aerator once sunbelt opens in the morning. Gonna get the lawn into top form for the summer of cricket.

kys weeb fuck

really not keen on the Slavic female tarted up scowl on their face phenotype

kiwi worked into a seething shoot boys

Oh god I cant get enough of them. Especially when they’re dangerously skinny. You just want to hatefuck them until they break in half.

Main thing that keeps me away from slav females is their noses. Really really unattractive in 90% of them. Especially once they put on weight.

shut the fuck up fat shit

t. seething /fit/cel that’s never felt the embrace of a woman

doubt you've found a woman with long enough arms to feel an embrace yourself cunt

heres an actual cricket related question from the pub quiz

is a batsman out when he gets stumped off a no ball

she had pretty long arms, though it was her leg embrace i felt more tbeh haha

bit pissed actually lads hahahahahahaha

yeah

based

is this the first world cup where South Africa haven't been favourites?

grim attempt at saving face
doesn't make anatomical sense either

lol what

Third week of recomp.
Ok results so far.
Gonna lean bulk from next week.
Ate half a kilo of daal. Feeling good lads.
Also, cricket lads.

HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT CRICKET WHEN BOB HAWKE JUST DIED?

looking good mate

yikes
no SCG test beer skolls then

never really been a close follower of one day cricket but i reckon you’d always had to have been pretty casual to consider them favourites , not least because of their choking status. Have they really been that good at one day cricket over the years? All that really sticks in my mind about them is struggling hard to beat West Indies in one day cricket during the early 2000s

He was a right wing cuck that privatised the Commonwealth Bank, Optus and Qantas while ending subsidies of loss-making industries. Fuck him

cringe

Why is it cringe?

always good going in and for the first half of the tournament
they also didn't choke in that rained out match which they would have easily won (it's the literal reason DLS was invented) and it was quotas forcing them to pick a badly injured Philander over Abbott that cost them in 2015

so true
that said the economy was completely fucked and it's hard to have sound economic policy when inflation and unemployment are both high

Hawke wasn't even PM when CBA or Quantas were privatised

He sold himself out a neo-liberal scumbag and his power over the unions made them impotent to stop him.

xo

redpill me on Bob Hawke and Australian politics.

Just seen joseph melican on Booze Patrol lads.

popular beacuse of his personality and not his politics
he's the one who held a world record for time to down a beer and is always on tv knocking then down at the SCG

Australian politics has been a farce since Chifley and with the exception of Howard's economic management (thanks to based Costello) the only reason we're as well off as we are is luck

youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR2We1i4vD_0UPX51M7eH5VD1uAuIUrua2v0sVidr_gGgheuWHECuAqWpU0

pay your respects to a true aussie lads.

incorrect

very odd
just a glorified run out isn't it

You're not a pakistani bowler are you m8?

fuse.education.vic.gov.au/pages/minimelbourne?fbclid=IwAR3aZPTBWG1mioN-ES_0DwzQtJA-mGZgbjQlM6Bdu4UseEo0qTlxHuMlW6Q
>victorians

www.fb.com/foxsportsaus/posts/2541091262569331

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RIP Bob Hawke

noticing lots of people who didn't spend a year of their life under hawke acting like they have an opinion about him on facey

This is the post

Why is reddit australia sucking off his corpse?

because he's the epic beer drinking swearing on live tv PM they can pander to americans with

bob whowke

need a good test match
been far too long

26th of December m8.

>mcg
>good test match

>he's never been embraced by a woman's thighs as he goes down on her
>he's never been embraced by a woman's legs as he pushes into her
>he's never been punished by a woman's figure-four leg lock
really, really, really dire set of life choices you've made m8

thinking about a prime rangana herath

tosses one up spins it away simple as

Reckon this post might get deleted in the archive as well as here.

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has he weighed in on Bob Hawke yet?
need to know what to think

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he has not weighed in yet

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Business idea: sumo wrestling fight night with straffo vs Sebbo as the main event

major slip up from the big man, it wasn't that long ago when he would always have to be the one on bigfooty to make a vale thread

Any good matches on?

no nothing good till the world cup
no cricket on at all for that matter

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/why-is-the-anzac-tv-logo-so-darn-big.1192306/
best straffo moment kmart siting aside

Would have been a way better story if New Zealand had won the last cricket world cup. Just wish all Australians would be banned like they deserve to be

sebbo is three times the man straffo will ever be

imagine being that button

thinking about a prime dilhara fernando

thinking about a full strength new south wales

would stomp the cricket World Cup I reckon

I like this post

Such a team would be humiliated by New Zealand

Would honestly have traded a RWC for a CWC in 2015.

that was a grim gimmick

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has anybody got that song user made " call me seb"?

For me, it was Zachy's rant

21st century test XI

cook
Hayden
williamson
smith
Kallis
chanderpaul
Sangakarra (w)
Amir
Asif
steyn
Herath

>Sangakarra (w)
casual detected
sanga was average when he was keeping, only became a gun when he gave up the gloves. go flower

He’s a 90s player mate

Thinking about Shannon Gabriel

2002 forced retirement, reckon he makes the list

But it’s about post 2000 accomplishments

two years of being an elite weapon

youtube.com/watch?v=FNtyfvFCIcE
favourite cricket moment

based
heres mine
youtube.com/watch?v=HpmRK97Hl1s

for me
youtube.com/watch?v=mOlfCm_7Ze8

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F I N A S T E R I D E

I feel bad for laughing because I expecting an epic moment....

>amir show
You can't fucking help yourself can you.

Rate the official World’s Best XI of all time lads

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bit going on here

shall be going down to the beach to get a snap of the aurora australis lads

Just take a pic in your kitchen m8

that's aurora borealis you dumbfuck peewee

meanwhile at new zealand cricket HQ

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Pic from my kitchen:

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Aurora Borealis
>in the kitchen
Aurora Australis
>outside
Ok, got it.

was literally about to make a kitchen joke

Rate

listen here you goddamn peewee, I am absolutely sick of your shit right now. you are not applying yourself in this fucking general. goddamn it, get it the fuck together and stop wasting posts on stupid shit. honestly you and your whole fucking sheep country have contributed nothing valuable to this general, ffs, you need to just shut up and never make another post in /cric/ until you grow a fucking brain. holy shit do you peewees love being stupid or something? do you just accept your inferiority to australia? fuck sake. just turn off your damn computer and don't come back. far out i'm sick of this. fuckin christ.

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D:

amir kino’s back on the menu lads

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when was the last time a team won back to back icc tournaments on away soil

probably Ireland or Afghanistan in the intercontinental cup

depends on how you define ICC tournaments
does it include triangulars, quads, women or what

Lynn dropped by Queensland lmao remember when people wanted him in the test side?

>not using the app

Ahh yes, the Lynnsanity

JUST

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Lynn found dead tomorrow after overdosing on Great Northerns

Love this pic tttt

>one less suicidelander taking up space in the national setup

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mobile.twitter.com/lancscricket/status/1129046376829116424

>poovuma

Le epic shoop bro xD

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resource hog (I mean the app, although you are as well)

Oi Jimmy you here m8?

for me?
its anyone but the pakis

deano my son

High IQ stuff from alchy locks desu

non white ur scum

finasteride has restored my will to live

for me its
windies world cup
and
england ashes

ah yes, the most common side effect

bbc.co.uk/sport/av/cricket/43562872
didnt see this coming .. especially so close to the world cup

...

why exactly did max from max and paddy’s road to nowhere always don a Pakistan cricket shirt

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bowel acting up

Alarming stuff

just looked at /nrl/
almost entirely josh

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reckon maxwell is on 'teride?

>pozz gaynolds

Faf tier hairline YIKES!

/nrl/ is especially pathetic tonight

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NZ vs SA Test series when?

does such thing as a 'brapsesh' exist lads? like a kinky orgy where all the participants fart on each other? asking for a friend

*be's mankaded*

youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8
this is great banter

>phoneposting
yikes

>using a desktop or laptop computer
big yikes

>used iPad because he has sausage fingers
LMAO

Because of Bolton and it's based

fuck me this aurora australis isn’t showing up.

davey warner's farewell tour

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click a pic lad

what do you mean

couldn't find anything on them webs

daily reminder shoaib Akhtar murdered bob woolmer

windies will be knocked out early . Literally just got schooled by Bangladesh twice

>having banista fingers sliming up your keyboard

love these things thank you based india

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went home. didn’t see any aurora australis
fuck me /cric/ what a waste of time. fucking astronomers

You needed to switch to an extra-long tether so you could get above all the light pollution.

can’t believe how wide sebbo is, boggles the mind

They call me the L-1011 of world cricket.

Yw

indeed

Sneed

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Hlw dear bros

Hlw

Don't ever reply to me again you fat piece of poo

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Seb you fat lad I ask why do you stay?

Why would I go?

RIP mr foofoo

More like RIP his hunger. He got all the offcuts from the bell peppers I cut up for dinner. He loves bell peppers like they’re candy.

everybody in this community hates you?

hate is a strong word. they're more deeply impressed but frustrated by my brand of humour and my intellectual dominance of the entirety of world cricket

based.

europe absolutely btfo

didn't even bother myself knew it wouldn't come

>LE ZIMZOMS XD XD

based god fearing coconut is going to finally destroy rugby union in this country

found a piece of bvlgari jewelry on the sidewalk lads

>Black Caps wicketkeeper Tom Latham suffers fractured finger, in doubt for World Cup

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Miss posting with my NZ bros, can't wait for the world cup.

just farted

The duality of man.

Business idea: sell my body to men

Lost some bvlgari jewelry earlier lads

powercut lads
truly our network is utter shit

My dear bros.

on the hunt tonight lads
sex on the cards

Based bushpigbro

just want to have sex and lose weight lads

one leads to the other lad

not sure having sex leads to weight loss

cardio innit

might give me the confidence I need to join a gym. or at the very least, leave my flat once or twice a week

Just want to have sex and get paid lads

one leads to the other lad

:/

disappointed with the big bang theory finale

did they find out what caused it?

YHVH

the great lord bazinga
also sheldon and amy won a nobel prize, penny gets pregnant, raj remains an incel and the elevator got fixed. disappointing as fuck.

casual bit of racism there with the south asians

>raj remains an incel

but all the white people get happy endings? don't like that one bit

>made some toast
>it was delicious
>turned the bread package around
>dark patch across three pieces
>it's probably fucking mold
i've done it now /cric/

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waiting for straffo to Weigh In before I comment on the big finale

>straffo to Weigh In

i'm thinkin 110 kgs at a minimum

grim ending for /ourlad/ raj

Sad stuff

youtu.be/6fJtAjvJkhk

he's 6'3" mate, reckon he'd be well over that
for comparison I'm 83 kg at 6'2" and people would call me slim

>yeah that's the sport of my people

actually kind of funny

hope he pulls a T Paine and is unable to play for close to a decade

they can't keep getting away with it
hindbros rise up

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think that raj koothrapeemapetilon likes to bully richo and sebbo on /cric/ lads

starting the day off right

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what's the cricket equivalent of refpuck?

Dharamsala

/ourguy/

that hotspot could have come from anywhere

i don't understand what that means my paki friend

Umpball

Brooklyn 999 or whatever it's called is the new Big Bang Theory

nah dude is seriously packing, reckon he’s at least 160kg unironically . At least judging by that suit picture

raimi cut was a little weirder when raj said "yeah and the sport for everybody but your people involves kicking your people out for being hand-wringing money-thieving jews, all hail the nazi party and god bless hydra."
what the fuck was raimi's problem

enjoyed that game a lot umpball aside

shocking casual racism here

not the best application of the meme

It was a different time.

what meme m8

In all honesty I'm surprised the show gets away with laughing at him for being Indian and how he talks.

that whole series was great

Indians aren't black enough for it to be racist

fuuuuuuuuck lads I have a bad feeling that I've given myself food poisoning

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for me its tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Perth test was fucking grim, almost as bad as the last MCG test

I don't think you can get food poisioning from mouldy bread.

started working out so now my farts are absolutely lethal from the protein, lads

Hamid Hassan

just waiting for someone to make /afl/

what happened to him

much prefer frasier to Seinfeld

chuck us a whiff mate

end yourself

Alzarri Joseph desu

well right now he’s in his prime and in my head

no way lad not even i am enjoying my own farts because of how deadly protein farts are

it’s just a tv show calm down nerd

brainstar

reddit

brainvacuum

Seinfeld is literally the perfect show

High IQ discussion tttt

The best parts of Frasier were Sideshow Bob and Cecil.

nothing will ever top The Contest

the greatest episode of syndicated television

different tastes simple as. Different strokes for different folks.

>le taste is subjective meme
the cry of the tasteless

>Different strokes

another good show

>taste is objective
arrogant
close minded
plain stupid

no saying that’s generally true but I just find seinfeld vaguely cringe simple as

really have to question certain things about you, that is unless you watched the post-Larry David seasons

>everything I like is objective

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theguardian.com/sport/2018/mar/12/gary-neville-cricket-football-england-manchester-united

>He leaps up to imitate backing up at the non-striker’s end. “When I was 14 I got Mankaded by a grown man. I’d say he was older than 40. I backed up, not concentrating. He stopped and warned me. I did it again without thinking. He clipped my bails off. It kicks off. My side came running over, ‘You’re a fucking disgrace’ and the rest of it.”

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I am the tastemaker

ah yes, the norf

Old balls

Bangladesh most favourite #cwc19.

based

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lock them in

its over

mashallah boys will play well

oooo gdgd

we’ve seen raji’s, lads what your thinking about cricket pose?
this is mine

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Me

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kek

literally the same

shant be watching the world cup now

Dat casual racism

2 weeks lads

looking good mate

/cric/ is /hoc/'s bitch

declared myself team /Raj/ lads

For all intensive purposes Sri Lanka are a shoe in following their training regime

youtu.be/eawdN5fsyTs

tom lathams finger is the crux upon which the entire tournament will swing

wish i was a based NEET so I could watch every game of the World Cup while shitposting on /cric/

Paddy Upton regrets telling Indian cricket team to have sex: ‘It was just a joke’

first year wageslaving through it

going to be grim

why are Indians such incels lads

lol wtf this actually happened

have sex

best be joking m8

im sorry it was just a joke
i regret this

Random kiwi regrets telling /cric/ to have sex: 'It was just a joke'

good job on reaching bump limit lads!

have sex

just finished with your mum m8.

howling

Sounds like they banged his wife kek

...

Have sex

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>Reacting to Upton’s comments in his book, Gambhir said, “I don’t see anything sinister with what Paddy wrote. He is a top guy and I see this as his personal opinion. He just missed two important things: firstly, he didn’t state all the other facts and secondly, he failed to explain the perspective.”