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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 112 V. Bottas 105 M. Verstappen 66 S. Vettel 64 C. Leclerc 57
>WCC Standings Mercedes 218 Ferrari 121 Red Bull 83 McLaren 22 Racing Point 17
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 161 (163 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 86
>Hund status: Tezting put uz back into unter status
>News: Drivers don't like Zandvoort Arrivabenis: "Tifosi need to support Ferrari ieven in hard times" Sainz: " I don't like M(ercedes)WL" Alonso binned it at Indy practice
australia is my favourite race ever, but also china, canada, uk, belgium, korea and brazil were entertaining as hell. last season of real f1, loved everything about it except the end result *sips*
Xavier Evans
>magically gains the deficit of 5 tenths + 7 tenths gap in quali before Australia AYO HOL UP >calls Pirelli and orders thin tread tyres SO YOU WUZ SAYIN >forces V6TH shitshow through SO LEMME GET DIS STRAIGHT >wins China even though it was supposed to be Ferrari track SO YOU WUZ SAYIN >uses illegal rear suspension to generate rear wheel steering DAT >tells Brawn what to write into 2019 aero regulations WE >wins Spain pole by 9 tenths WUZ >wins Baku even though it was supposed to be Ferrari track NOT >congratulates Lewis for carbabbying ZE >calls FIAMG to use their concept as the basis of 2021 regulations UNDERDOGZ?????
the way he steers away from hitting barrier entering second chicane at swimming pool just miliseconds before is nothing short of a genius youtu.be/qbYMoKxif6I?t=60 for me it's one of the best onboards moments ever, if not the best desu
>Obviously there’s 25% less rubber on these tyres and they’re stiffer, and we were very good on the tyre at the end of last year. I also think the concept of aerodynamics that we’ve evolved over the last few years was obviously very sensitive to the front wings, so we’re just having to rebalance that and refocus that. So what Horner is saying here is that first Mercedes forced thin tread to be the definitive 2019 tyre and then forced aero concept that favours Mercedes through motorsport.com/f1/news/red-bull-2019-aero-tyres/4388733/
Andrew Miller
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, CAN'T HEAR A THING BECAUSE DER UNTERHUND IS BARKING SO FUCKING LOUD!!?
Brody Ortiz
imagine if usain bolt got to fire his own starting pistol
It's more like if Usain Bolt was nominally playing by the sane rules but the organisers conspired with him and his shoe manufacturer to give him an unfair advantage. He could still "lose" by falling down or walking, but if he puts in even 70% of effort, he'll win. That's fucking Mercedes since 2014.
Aaron Wright
>its mercedes fault the other teams are absolutely retarded and can't out politic them
How about Red Bull and Ferrari agree on a better idea for tyres and aero and gang up on merc? Or just agree to it and then cry because they are unable to make the rules work for them?
Austin Cox
I hope that in season 2021 the cars can be so THICC that they won't even fit in Monaco circuit and we will just skip the entire weekend
>Brawn says "hurrdurr guise these rules will make racean better!" >Pilelli says "hurrdurr guise these thin treads will make blistering go away!" Then you wonder why a RACING TEAM would think that these are bona fide proposals. Fucking retard.
Asher Young
how about we introduce a joker lap into Monaco circuit?
Remember when people said we should enforce two stop races? Remember how Bahrain, China and Barcelona were two stoppers and that did fuck all to improve racing?
Blake White
what's wrong with his shoes? cooling? too big to fit in the car?
>ACO while trying to satisfy everybody makes the regs too slow, with speeds equaling lmp2 >everybody waiting for ACO to finalise the regs, but ACO says they need manufacturers to commit to finalise the rules >May 21 is the deadline for the next season entries >Toyota dont want gt based lmp1 >aston would likely work on a proto with rbr >gte+ will be an extension of the hc regs if there wont be enough interest >Last try will be the dpi2 ruleset if hypermeme fail >this last one is supported by the fact that aco officials attended the recent closed door meetings on the dpi2 regs in the usa recently
Jordan Lewis
holy shit ACO should fuck off then again FIA is not any better
Ayden Lewis
I thought ovals were supposed to be easy?
Nathaniel Cooper
>the d enters france
hehe
Colton Torres
This
Aaron Jackson
Turning slightly left is the final challenge for those seeking GOAT status.
>During an attempt to qualify for the Indy 500, Gordon Smiley, a cocky young driver from Texas, was determined to break 200mph or die trying. Several veteran drivers ... had warned him that he was in way over his head, driving all wrong for the Speedway. Smiley was a road racer and was used to counter-steering his car to avoid a crash if the rear wheels broke traction. While rushing to the car, I noticed small splotches of a peculiar gray substance marking a trail on the asphalt leading up to the driver. When I reached the car, I was shocked to see that Smiley's helmet was gone, along with the top of his skull. He had essentially been scalped by the debris fence. The material on the race track was most of his brain. His helmet, due to massive centrifugal force, was literally pulled from his head on impact ... I rode to the care center with the body. On the way in I performed a cursory examination and realized that nearly every bone in his body was shattered. He had a gaping wound in his side that looked as if he had been attacked by a large shark. I had never seen such trauma."
Robert Scott
Imagine thinking you can catch aggressive oversteer like that at 200 MPH
Jose Gray
love watching indy car crashes
Evan Jones
just enjoyed a refreshing empty can of rich®™ energy
Wyatt Peterson
I think you meant a refreshing empty can of rich®™ energy powered by whyte bikes
Ryder Richardson
NW200 tomorrow lads, if we are lucky we might meme another death.
If you guys kill the Morecambe Missile I will not be happy.
the car is from 2008, livery is either 2010 or 2011. Ferrari loves putting new decals on old cars for some reason, I can't find it, but there's a 1998 car with 2014 livery around their offices somewhere
Isaac Green
found it >1998 car >1998 Marlboro on the engine cover >2014 livery >Pirelli tyres
>Daddy loves my racing brother more than me so this tattoo will help
Benjamin Jenkins
>love me for who I am >who I am
Ironic considering that the only reason anyone gives a single fuck about her is that she's Max Verstappen's sister. >love me because I'm Max Verstappen's sister
Honestly the engine formula isn't the big problem. It was either MWL with V6TH or PWL with a V4TH. What's more interesting is their illicit tire tests and possible insider info from Pirelli, as well as their purported rear-wheel steering/electronic differential power delivery.
Joshua Campbell
Fuck off Toto leave us alone
Luis Davis
>v6th era starts 2014 wcc winners since 2014 >2014:merc >2015:merc >2016:merc >2017:merc >2018:merc >Honestly the engine formula isn't the big problem
I actually miss VWL and I still like Vettel for some reason. Whats wrong with me?
Logan Gray
Me too, he's just such a nice and earnest guy, you can tell he genuinely loves the sport and the sporting aspect of Formula 1. VWL was also much closer racing and championships than the current era has been.
Logan Perez
You now remember when Vettel was a good driver.
Lucas Reed
this is the lecute era
Alexander Perez
yes, i remember last weekend, too bad Ferrari is absolutely incompetent
Anthony Anderson
why are italians bad at strategy?
Leo Young
Ferrari isn't good enough to give vettee chances to win and vettee isn't good enough to take ferrari to championships if they were good enough.
Brody Allen
why do ferrari use hards so early and so much? whats the strategy?
Blake Butler
*Gets undercut'd every race by Maxito*
Julian Hall
Because no one loves me for who I am :(((
Thomas Adams
it's tough being a leclerc fan
Andrew Bailey
Well coincidentally only Mercedes can make softs work.
now that the Unterhund meme narrative is beginning to die even among the media shills at Sky, Autosport, etc., how long until they drop the "Leclerc is better than Vettel" storyline that's also been forced this year?
>Instagram putting an arab caption video of horses having sex in my feed anyone else? I've never liked any of Emilia'a posts nor have I liked/followed anything horse related (jnb4 ferrari) please help, I'm scared
>Alonso couldn’t turn left Oh no no no >F1 has thé best drivers In the world No o onknononono >like Kimi ‘27th NASCAR trucks’ Raikkonen Ohhohohohohohk >Alonso ruins the brand new McLaren Chassis built for this race and has to use an ancient street course conversion Look at the top of his speed >No Chevy that isn’t Penske has finished in the top ten
HababahahababBbhahahahahhaa fuck euros and their gay ass ‘sport’. No free rides in the US like Le Mans for Alonso or every fucking race for LEWIS.
Still makes me wince. Poor cocky bastard. Amazingly though Sebastian Bourdais survived 220 mph in nearly the same accident 2 years ago so safety is amazing, sadly Indy will forever be mocked for its weight because the chassis tub has to survive a crash like that and F1 doesn’t
Christian Bennett
It sucked in 95 degrees last year. Rosenqvist hit dirt at 185 on the apex and Alonso hit the wall exiting the turn at 200ish. Driver error 100%.
Not like the errors last year which were kind of impossible to stop because the heat was fucking with the aero
Blake Wright
Sadly I agree. Vettel was great but hes such a lazy driver and cracks under pressure constantly now.
Nathan Lewis
Forecast for race day ATM is hovering around the high 70's (25.5C) and low 80's (28.3C) depending or whether or not they think its gonna rain or not.
The last 3 years I've checked the weather with 10 days to go and it said it would rain on race day, but it didn't, so the trend says no rain but I always worry.
If it doesn't rain I think the race will be massively improved by the cooler weather. Last year was unbearably hot, the only times we saw any serious position changes was when there were intermittent clouds in the middle of the race.
Jordan Perry
Guide for F1 fags Dixon: OP driver who’s really good but everyone hates because he drives like a perfect Boy Scout and never makes mistake and never takes risk
Rossi: turned down F1, soi autist Californian, likes to hit people to win
Power: Aussie cunt Americans hate because he hates them back. Also based and pls show respect
Seb Bourdais: Really good Indy driver, Vettel embarrassed him in F1.
Pagenaud: l’homme de pluie you’ve probably scène in WEC. Not really an oval guy but he’s based
Newgarden: Pagenaud fucked his mom, and also hes AMERICAN hero.
Tony Killnaan: washed up médiocrité from 20 years ago that won’t retire that just got exposed and dumped to a garbage team. Biggest accomplishment is wiping out 12 cars and nearly bankrupting 2 small teams at a super speedway. For some reason reddit loves him. Basically Kimi Raikkonen of Indy.
The rest just ignore as they are Reddit or just bad. A few F1 rejects came and suck at Indy too: >Alonso >Chilton >Ericcson >Mexican dude
If Pippa Mann or Killnaan qualifies and Alonso doesn’t Mods will ban ANYONE that ever says F1 has the best drivers in the world.
Tbh everything is falling into place for Alonso to not make the race.
Even if he does it is very likely that he will be irrelevant.
Can’t wait for the seeth
Logan Carter
>Pagenaud fucked his mom Is this for real?
James Cooper
>México confirmed out of calendar 2020
Was there in 2016 and 2017, was pretty fun, it's a shame they canceled the race.
Evan Garcia
That's unfortunate. I like the track, I like the stadium-tour better than I do at Neu-Hockenheimring and it looked like an amazing event.
Lucas Watson
Someone post it
Grayson Jenkins
Maybe Indy can replace now. All these bad Mexican drivers have failed to be the hero a series wants to take to Mexico. I hate Mexico but it was a good track IMo. One of the few outside of US/EU
Kayden Stewart
I am part of a prestigious, time tested and worldwide brand Who are amongst other things known for having the most successful Formula 1 team AMA
Hahahaha yeah oi, mate, put another shrimp on the Barbie q, these american CUNts can’t drive like F1 drivers mate, they’re the best in the world. GIMI XDXD >rent free XD
Its okay bro he was just finding the limit he'll be unstoppable now, especially now that he is a few kilos lighter.
Alexander Barnes
VWL had Wobbler, Teflonso, GIMI, Hamilel and Zipper winning races, plus the rare win from outside of the big 3 of the time (you had wins from Lotus/Renault, Williams, eventually Mercedes to name three, could swear I am missing another one). More than that, the podium would frequently feature midfield teams, Mercedes, Lotus/Renault, Force India, Williams and the like. Then you had the kino back of the grid battle for the first few years between HRT, Virgin/Marussia/Manor and Team Lotus/Caterham.
Part of the current problem is MWL, part of the problem is that at any given race the only credible winners are Hamilton, Bottas, and then either Vettel/Leclerc at a power track (sometimes) or Verstappen at a low speed track (sometimes). Furthermore, the podium will simply be some combination of Merc/Rari/RBR, likely 2 Mercedes and either Vettel or Verstappen.
VWL was manageable because it felt like at least one team per season could take the title off of Red Bull (well, apart from one year of VWL but Wobbler was fighting him well in that one so it was fine for the banter, kinda like the Nico/Lewis season), that a win could come from someone other than Red Bull and their main rival, and most of all that the midfield could fight for a position higher than 7th.
Wyatt Wilson
was he ok?
Ayden Richardson
>American turns so much left he counters by turning right >crashes Imagine my shock
Carson Young
so much this. VWL was nothing compared to MWL. If MWL would have happened before VWL, people wouldn't mind, because VWL was miles more exciting compared to MWL.
>someone is currently being paid to handle waglads meaty turds
Angel Baker
Binotto and Horner are playing 5d chess. >let merc win everything >FIA finds out after season ends merc has illegal rear wheel steering and they get banned from championship >MWL never again
Dylan Phillips
>implying FIAMG won't turn a blind eye
Nathan Martin
Good morning to Carrie
Jordan Fisher
Assuming a meme race at some point, which midfield team gets the traditional non-top 3 podium of the season? Force India always pulls this shit but Haas looks like they can have the pace to be in a good position at some point.
Zachary Rogers
Haas are fucking incompetent and Sergio GOATez has a knack for sneaking his way over the border and onto the podium.
That being said I don't think a meme race is happening, the performance gap between the cars is too much, the best meme race we can hope for is 2 Red Bull's on the podium
Isaac Richardson
I've been through MWL, VWL, S/FWL, WWL and the seasons in between. VWL was more than tolerable tbqh, and I say that as a SEETHing Wobbler fan for the first half of it. Most of VWL reminded me of 98/99/00/01, when McLaren and Ferrari were both duking it out and Williams was still nipping at the heels, with some solid midfield teams (Jordan, Prost/Ligier before the money problems really hit, Stewart and the like) that could regularly podium and sometimes pull out a sneaky win. VWL felt similar, with Red Bull taking the place of Ferrari, Brawn being 98 McLaren and then Ferrari taking over that spot, and Williams, McLaren, Mercedes, Force India and even Sauber being that midfield pack that could actually threaten the top teams on each of their tracks (still remember Sauber's monstrous effort at Valencia, made a shitty track fun for one year at least). The closest I can compare MWL to is that early on it was Williams vs Benneton, and now just feels like 92 WWL,
Just 2 cents from a boomer, feel free to disregard.
Charles Moore
Could be any of them. Except Williams.
Jack Taylor
Actually I think you will find if you look at things on the balance that the FIA have been at best even-handed, and at worst favouring mit Ferrari to ensure that Mercedes maintain their status as the hopeful challengers. It is merely luck that has meant there has been five 1-2s this year, Ferrari's advantage will mean Mercedes will be chasing them for the rest of the season.
Josiah Kelly
Business idea: supercharged 5 liter v8s
Asher Wright
death to carrie.
John Rivera
Got a corporate meeting in Australia Toto?
Dominic Garcia
Perez reminds me of the cheeky midfielders of yesteryear, the Fisichellas and Jean Alesis of the world. Not good enough to win a WDC in the best car unless his teammate was incompetent, but able to pull out crazy good performances at least a couple of times a year, and more than make back his contract's worth to a midfield team because of cheeky podium finishes.
Samuel Green
Vitun hikke >t. säälivitospro
Christian Ramirez
Its factual lucky that they have had 5 1-2's. Isolate Bahrain, Ferrari absolutely dominated, were much faster from Friday to the point where their engine died and Seb shat Spaghetti everywhere. That clearly should have been a Ferrari 1-2 and they fucked it themselves.
Ian Harris
I say it every time it comes up, remove restrictions on the engine formula altogether, allow refueling, but give a fuel limit for the GP. Group C the fucking rules already FIA, it is how you get actual innovation in fuel efficiency, the teams will be pushed to make engines that put out the most power for a small amount of fuel provided.
Henry Cox
>Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Caleb King
I feel like the money Merc and Ferrari pump into R&D means they probably already have engines drawn up that would instantly dominate. Technology has kind of overtaken F1 at this point and the top teams have solutions ready on file for whatever FIA come up with.
Evan Cook
status report: extremely pessimistic about the future of F1, and weather too hot
over *CSKKK*
Angel Bell
I do not know what you connote but I am a simple Australier fan who is sitting with Kangaroos hopping past mein Barbecue and having the opinion that is is truly Ferrari who are dominant and I hope that Mercedes can continue to push and develop and work hard to close the gap.
Levi Jenkins
I'd still be more interested seeing the different solutions that the teams come up with given a fuel restriction and no engine restrictions over "IT MUST HAVE THIS MANY CYLINDERS OF THIS DISPLACEMENT AND IT CAN HAVE A TURBO PUTTING OUT THIS BOOST PRESSURE AND IT CAN HAVE AN ERS BUT THAT CAN ONLY DELIVER THIS MUCH POWER" bullshit. The formula is meant to improve the breed, I don't see how the current rules are improving engine development more than the old style of engine development. Hell, back in the group C days I remember Porsche fucking up their first outing with (I think, old so boomer memory) the 956 or 962. Basically, they designed a fuckoff good prototype, but didn't calculate the fuel burn accurately for a race distance. They fucked up the Silverstone enduro because they had to fuel save stupid amounts (throwing away a 1-2-3-4 iirc), and they had to go back and redesign their engine for something like 20% better fuel economy. They succeeded, and took the lessons from that to their road cars. Boom, Porsche's road cars find themselves getting 10-15% better economy for the same power output, or significantly more power for the same economy.
I don't see how massively restricted development of specific engines with specific layouts and specific power/efficiency goals helps improve the breed.
Samuel Price
We've had 5 races already and nothing suggests Mercedes' form is purely down to luck: -Australia was a a massive curbstomp where Merc was 7 tenth faster than Ferrari -In Bahrain Mercedes admitted they choked on the setup and Lewis was still able to challenge Vettel -Ferrari was fighting Red Bull in China while Merc ran away easily -Leclerc could have grabbed pole in Azerbaijan but the Merc was clearly level with the Ferrari on race pace -In Spain, the most representative of representative tracks, Ferrari was only faster in the two flat-out corners and Merc was never challenged As it stands, Ferrari's best chance of a win might be in Spa and Monza.
Surely this is a ploy by Red Bull who are terrified of Haas challenging their car on track
Thomas Fisher
respect
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>Mercedes has already won the title race in the development phase of the W10. Because the engineers have read the new rules and new Pirelli tires correctly. Maybe also because they have been actively involved in changing tires and rules in their favor. It was Mercedes who advised Pirelli last year to reduce tread on the critical tracks. If the Silver Arrows have had a problem in the last five years, then the tires tend to overheat. auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/mercedes-ferrari-red-bull-f1-konzept-vorteil/ But remember, we wuz underdogz
Gabriel Fisher
all lies, i recently bought a can of refreshing Rich Energy myself
>Apparently the claim that Rich Energy produced 90 million cans of their energy drink is correct, but what they failed to say is that none of those cans actually have anything in them
Didn't quite a few people here predict just this was happening after the deal was first announced & there was nothing to the business?
Luis White
When will Claire step down?
Ryder Gutierrez
/f1/'s investigation was plagiarized by news sites all over the world m8.
Ethan Campbell
Open engine regs would actually reduce costs
Daniel Evans
Good article, so basically congrats Hamilpoo
Cooper Garcia
>you now remember the Dutch Motor/sp/ort poster who monetised /f1/ content on Reddit
I think it's pretty clear there's a conspiracy, everybody forgot the problems Mercedes had with the tyres during Brawn era.
Just watch Barcelona 2013 Rosberg took pole and Hamilton was second and both were almost lapped by Ferrari and Red Bull during the race.
I think everything would solve and have more competition if they bring back traction control, active suspension, variable dampers, all the electronics assists they can, fuck it.
Jeremiah Williams
>theres a conspiracy
For what purpose?
Juan Turner
To prevent Mercedes from fucking off.
Blake Jackson
Story?
James Cox
Can’t Brawn buy Williams and make some meme car again? A car that would embarrass all current teams
Josiah Nelson
Mercedes aren't that big of a brand. The tyre thing was proven to have improve racing last season, Ferrari themselves said they wouldn't have been able to run as well as they did if they went with the original spec tyres.
John Perry
>make some meme car again? Honda made the meme car.
Carter Rodriguez
to prevent the lizard (and amphibian) people from winning and taking over the world
>pronounces Jamal Jemill Is Chadwick a racist now?
Jackson Stewart
Zolder
Benjamin Lopez
Long story short someone used a drawing from here and posted it to Reddit then made shirts with said image on it after it got popular there. Someone called them out on the fact that it was taken from here then passed off as their own work, they said they'd credit the general but nothing ever came of it
Bottom teams should led a woman drive, it would generate a lot of publicity and sponsors, the cars are pretty safe now and with the dimensions and tyres it's like Juan Pablo Montoya said they are driving Scalextric cars now.
Nolan Thomas
of course, uhm, b-because Gasly is also one of them!
What does JPM actually know though? Even if could fit in a F1 car nowadays no one would let him drive one. He's just saying shit to boost his ego and legacy. Boomers gotta boom
keep your filthy thoughts to yourself at this early hour please.
Isaiah Jenkins
When will My Boys 2 come out?
Carson Reed
THOT H O T
Nicholas Brown
I like vitiligo aesthetic
Brayden Clark
>motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-winning-2019-races-unrealistic/4389349/ >Wir hatten perfekte Rennen und I zink zat it is because wir a small, vulnerable Mercedes, so ve push und don't take zem for granted. >Du hast gefragt zat if we will win 21 Rennen zis season, aber I zink zat we vill for sure be ze unterhunden again at Monaco. >Ach, you must see zat obviously ze Rot Stier are ze Favoriten at Monaco. >Vi need to take zis slow und analyse ze Data und I zink zat next Rennen Wochenende vill be hard for uz.
toto ICH vertraue dir nicht! DU bist zee ANTIchristen! Formel Eins ist kaputt, danke toto, deine Frau ist ein schlampe. Geh weg bitte ich liebe mein Formel EINZ und wünsche das du tot bist!!!!
Camden Long
I loved that guy in Fargo.
Aiden Gonzalez
/f1/ is just going to be /deutsch/ by the end of the year isn't it?
Gabriel Cruz
Oh fuck me, it's going to be whole fucking season of Mercedes 1-2.
There's O'Shilly and the one that works for Ryanair, which may or may not be the same poster. And myself, and I'm almost certain I'm not O'Shilly.
>a whale is fine too
Juan Adams
>Greek Anyway yes. Watching as much North West as I can whithout anyont noticing at work.
Charles White
>base all tracks on baku
Jack Stewart
Bussiness idea: Rotatory Races, Countries can host 1 race per 2 years to maximize his audience, and if you want to host every year, you have to pay a plus. (Classic tracks within at least 20 years of host don' pay any plus and within 10-20 pays a small fraction.
Jace Jackson
business idea: bernie
David Sanchez
Now THERE was a dictator.
Cameron King
>FUND IT
Ayden Sanders
hundert Prozent dis
Jace Perez
Potato has a point.
All the good drivers are already in Formula 1, the only mediatic guy in F2 it's Mick Schumacher but he's shit.
I watched my first Formula 2 race last night (Baku) and it was a complete shitshow. The safety car came out so many times and the drivers seemed like amateurs. That chink even crashed and smashed his front wing off for seemingly no reason. Is it always that much of a clusterfuck? At least there was lots of passing unlike F1.
Bentley Richardson
NETFLIX E T F L I X
Kayden Gutierrez
Baku is a meme track, watch the Bahrain races
Eli Butler
The Indian is the only amateur, and no it is not always that many safety cars but of course there are going to be more crashes in F2 as they have less pressure, using stock cars, needing to show themselves as good drivers with less experience.
Dominic Perry
They are old and in their second or third season they are beyond their prime just Palmer 2.0 to happen, everyone wants drivers 21 years old or younger.
I think the Chinese and maybe the Hue can have a chance.
Jeremiah Diaz
KEK
Jose Miller
>a fucking torpedo
Adam Ward
No they aren't, and it's just a meme at the moment to want ultra-young drivers.
Charles Sanders
Mexico, Spain and Ireland are all really bad posters
Justin Hughes
Yep, especially compared to the fine golden pristine posts you lot make
Michael Walker
Reminder that Formula 1 driver Romain Grosjean crashed for seemingly no reason while queued behind the safety car during the 2018 Azerbaijan Grand Prix.
What do you mean? I watched it on the ESPN app. I don’t think it was ever really televised in the states before without some crazy cable or satellite package.
Elijah Robinson
so what did the angry south tyrolian do to kmag after the race?
Caleb Stewart
Hiro to acquire Formula 1 from Liberty when?
Oliver Torres
N E T F L I X E T F L I X
Adrian Ward
Business idea: Give Raghunathan a F1 seat
Kevin Taylor
He wouldn't even get to race if we changed it to 170%
Juan Williams
Where could he qualify a Mercedes?
Blake Parker
Can anybody interpret what this guy is trying to say or is he just mentally deficient?
Landon Johnson
Its ok, he just needs attention
Nolan Torres
NETFLIX E T F L I X
Logan Jones
t. streaming service F1 2018 season documentary viewer
Brayden Moore
Business idea: historic cars (rotating years of cars) around the Nurburgring. Cars are assigned based on WCC standings on previous year vs year of cars. So for example the Merc drivers get a Ferrari 312 while Ferrari get a BT44. Double points. Safety can go fuck itself.
Grayson Phillips
Business idea: FOM gets us gfs
Jonathan Hughes
I’m sure everyone on here has watched it.
t. Been watching F1 since the early 90s despite it being far from the most popular Motorsport in my home country.
Chase Price
Did you think of this during your fifth trip to the buffet bar?
Jaxson Reyes
For me, it's >grooved tyres >Williams >the MP4/20 >Fiscio >pouhon and ascari >fiji over suzuka >istanbul park >WWL >2005 japanese grand prix >Tost >Newey
Angel Moore
Haven't watched the netsucks doco or a single race this year m8.
Elijah Jones
>fiji fuck
Luke King
He just wants to show you he's better than everybody cuz you started to watch F2 recently. If you can, I recommend you to watch earlier F2 seasons, like Leclerc's era or even earlier, racing are pretty cool in there, the thing is young drivers promoted to F1 pretty early this season and then just F3 tier drivers are racing F2 right now.
Zachary Moore
fund it
Brody Jackson
>implying a race around some coconut trees and huge cunts throwing rugby balls on the track wouldn't be utter kino
Isaac Flores
Thanks for the advice. I’ll check out some older seasons. By the way I was at the 2018 Spanish Grand Prix and your countrymen in the stands were absolute bros. Nice country and people.
Brandon Murphy
He is implying that you are a Netflix customer who's only exposure to Formula 1 has been the Netflix series "Formula 1: Drive to Survive". He is crafting a narrative where he is a "True fan" who has presumably been following F1 for years. While you are merely an American brainwashed by entertainment media who has stumbled upon this "sport" because it popped up on your recommended shows tab. He thinks this deduction is justified because "True F1 fans" pay some attention to the F2 feeder series and aren't surprised by the fact that it is half full of shitters who crash all the time.
Adam Gray
business idea: run off zone = minefield
Josiah Scott
Did you think of the insult while you were fucking a sheep?
speak of simon, what's wheels up to now? he posting here again?
Grayson Stewart
Moving to Germany to play there.
I think he is trying to focus on basketball these days given that he wants to go to Tokyo 2020 and take pictures with Mana.
Brody Moore
>lamb Is that not considered kiddy fiddling in your country?
Joseph Jenkins
What's going on with his kid and his crotch?
William Hernandez
it's his birthday
Adrian Perry
happy birthday.
Cameron Sanchez
>world makes jokes about sheep fucking in new zealand >new zealand lamb finds its way into every michelin star restaurant on the planet I don't need to draw you a diagram about this joke do I?
Tyler Morgan
my birthday is next week
Adrian Thompson
>he wants to go to Tokyo 2020 and take pictures with Mana. so do I but I'm still shitposting nightly and wasting company time here
The fact Kimi is still the last driver to get a win for Ferrari gets funnier every week. Do you think he knew they would choke this year?
Joseph Fisher
What are you doin
Adam Perez
oh shit, GWL confirmed
John Evans
>lives in Greece >can afford to go to Michelin-starred restaurants Is your stupidity a result of being raised on an island with a population of three, or is it because your parents are cousins?
for the indy 500: >Single car qualifying >Each car takes 4 laps >Cars are ranked by 4 lap average >Only 33 cars make the race >Fastest 9 get opportunity to shootout for the pole >last 3 positions and those didn't qualify get one more shot to make it in on bump day
for road/street courses: >Q1: Field is split by draw into two groups, fastest 6 by single lap from each advance to Q2 >Q2: Fastest six advance to Q3 >Q3: Fastest gets the pole
for other ovals: >Single car qualifying >Each car takes 2 laps >Fastest 2 lap average gets the pole
Do qualifying then the pole sitter has to pick a card from Martin Brundles hands. Half the cards say normal race and the other half have gimmicks on them:
>Reverse grid >All cars start on Inters >Sprinklers race >Set up swap (The drivers that share the same row on the grid set each others cars up for the race) >No radios >No safety cars >Reverse track >Loud music (championship rival decides one song to be played through your radio the whole race) >No track limits race >No pit stops allowed race
Why tho, it's pretty fun get drunk so early with my Yea Forums friends, I don't have IRL friends that likes F1
Alexander Wright
Business idea: instead of DRS, getting within 1 sec of someone means you can shittalk him directly on the radio and he can't respond nor communicate with his team
Connor Kelly
lewis dis ist James du must go slower the tyres are nearly assplode
Owen Diaz
The radios should all just be open, everyone can hear each other anyway its just the drivers who are isolated, let them talk to each other.
Jacob Ortiz
Buznis idea: Bring back Sutil so Hammy is happy and we get to see Becks in the paddock
Benjamin Myers
yes I miss her
Cameron Hughes
biz idea: the only person allowed to touch the car between leaving the garage and race start is the driver.
Liam Bailey
another one in the wall at Indy
Leo Jenkins
Unironically a good idea
David Clark
>20 cars on fire >whoever is on pole wins as a result >MWL
Carrie doesn't know that any of you are alive. If she did know you were alive she'd be disgusted and creeped out by you. Nothing is ruined but it would be if she knew about you.
Jackson Cruz
Will this be the first circuit to use 5 DRS zones?
so i was right there, eating a fucking mac and cheese, when this prick came up to me and starting knepping me. I'm like, "stop fucking knepping me you cunt" but he wouldn't stop. He just kept going. This incoherent attack on my conscious just eroding at my will to survive and he wouldn't fucking stop. My anus was literally prolapsing in front of him, still the bastard kept knepping me.
but anyway here i am eating my drokko when kneppy boy comes up to me. He says ; >wanna get knepped? and im like, naw, but he's just staring at me, asking me if i wanna get knepped. i eat my burger and tell him to talk to the foot fetish cause the mouth aint talking and then he just goes and kneps my foot! like what are our youth accomplishing these days. Lazing about, without jobs, life goals, content masturbating all day while knepping good upstanding citizens like me, well I've just about had it.
From this day onwards, all kneppers will be eaten by my glorious Satanistic mammoth-tiger hybrids, and there is nothing any of you can do to stop it. any more attempts at knepping will be met with further Miger attacks. My right to live without kneppage is one I intend to keep! Fuck you
