/hoc/

Do you guys like my sharks?

No

yes

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Yes.

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no

youtube.com/watch?v=KJamzD0KntE

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Prefer them to some teams
Prefer some teams to them
Simple as

1. Dany Heatley
2. Bobby Ryan
3. Shane Doan

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY

PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

did she fuck or eat that dog?

Look at her soulless insectoid eyes
It’s both

Who else /rave/ here?
youtu.be/bVRajP9qsVQ

any team that existed before 1991: based
any team that came after: cringe
simple as

Wow I cant wait for /hoc/ to complain more about a team that’s made the ECF and just wants to be happy

>happy about being the sens 2.0
kek

>waaaaaahhh you can't shitpost about >my team

Based

Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension

don't you have a pig to interview

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>its already been a year
WHAT THE FUCK IS TIME

nothin personnel, toronto

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BASED Longueuil boy

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all this proves is that he is worth his contract and babcock needs to give him some linemates the are under 30 years old

youtube.com/watch?v=m317cTtke2o

AINT IT FUN
LIVIN IN THE REEEEEAL WORLD

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For me its gulls and checkers

But God does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now

no fuckin way

this 2bh
pretty stoked for next season t b h

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>why doesnt /hoc/ like the team ive been constantly spamming and avatarfagging for the past 6 months
based retard

idk man maybe your posters should stop being obnoxious but that's just a guess

just need to send babcock adrift

nah not unless we can get torts
babe is doing good he just needs to switch up a few things

>wanting torts
YIKES

unironically the best coach in the 'chel rn and would slot perfectly with the leafs roster

hahahahaha you can't be serious.

>unironically the best coach in the 'chel rn
He's a Babcock-tier fraud

this is bait

who do you think is the best coach in the nhl?
trotz?

every team he ever coaches falls apart after a couple seasons

that sounds like a gm issue

Quenneville

if he gets the kitties a cup ill believe it
until then hes as much as a fraud as babs or torts

players count down the days until their contract is over and they can get away from him

>torts is a fraud

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Torts can only coach teams that are made up of physical veterans. Hes a defensive coach who focuses on shot blocking. Now put him behind the bench of the twinkronto manlet leafs and they would go 15-60-7

sounds like those players are weak willed pussies

Reminder that Columbus would have also swept Carolina

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no he would get the twinks of toronto to play more physically which is exactly what the team needs to do

And it works, why would you want young inexperienced players who are unwilling to do anything to win

id believe it, if there was any justice in the world the teds would have been the 3rd seed in the metro

fuck loser points

if they tried to play torts hockey they would get destroyed. why do you think they've been cucked by boston every year in the more physical playoffs?
>and it works
yeah in 2004

which is funny, since his cup winning roster had an average age of 28.1 yrs (more than league average at the time)

imagine what torts would do to kyle the twink tho

when the leafs started playing more physically against boston they won the games. they out-hit the bruins in some cases. they have the capability they just need the right coaching, and i hope babs does that for them next season

>until then hes as much as a fraud as babs or torts
come on now, this is just silly
he won three cups with 2.5 different rosters
his team didn't implode after their 2010 run the way Ducks and Lightning did

Damn there are a lot of cute asian shark fans.

Fuck Bruce Boudreau

how do you say "funny" in french, as in comedic funny?

didnt the laffs hire a billion dollar stat department for babs to ignore?

>86

>

I fucking hate all of you

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5 more wins

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I'm not googling any shit, I want the canadian education for free, that's the role of education, to improve communities.

>he won three cups with 2.5 different rosters
and the same fucking core throughout all of them
>his team didn't implode after their 2010 run the way Ducks and Lightning did
you mean the wings and lightning?

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you love us and you love to love us

Smells like debt all of a sudden

Wow did I miss
>92777777

...

yeah fucking apehoop got it

it was wasted on some apehoop shit

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are you pretending to be stupid?

why couldn't other coaches win cups with the same core e.g. the Ducks, like he said

and the red wings had a succesful decade if not two decades, they were bound to through a slump.

do you even speak french you edmonton freak?

the ducks didnt have the same core after 2007
they lost both HHOF defense-men which carried them to their cup

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What a wonderful day

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Degenerate

No, I mean the 2003 Ducks team, that he owes his career to, same way Torts does to 2004 Lightning

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LOVE ted

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>Yea Forums browser
>calls someone a degenerate

there’s a Yea Forums browser?

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sure 2004 ducks failed to make the playoffs, but dont pretend like the blackhawks had stellar finished in the seasons after the 2010 cup
they got ousted in the first round back to back

Just had a cold Italian with sweet peppers
Not from Publix

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>tranpa gay lgbtning

One who browses Yea Forums

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I literally just said it’s not from Publix
Fucking read

god id love to leave my seed in that

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This is 4channel fren

looks nasty desu

>blots
>rags south
>62
>standings

What a qt.

Contributions of Eastern Canada to world civilisation:

Hockey, Poutine, Police Academy movies, gateway to one of the most beautiful lands on our planet

Contributions of western "canada":

the Edmontosaurus. The ugliest dinosaur in the history of living creatures. Pic related, he's not even badass like T-Rex, he's a little below mediocre, yuch...

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Reminder everyone that uses 4channel is a faggot nigger

please delete this post it is not advertiser-friendly

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This sort of hate speech isn't welcome here

t. Faggot niggers
Its Yea Forums

Its 4channel, you lost or something boy?

>Its Yea Forums
um no sweaty

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whats that?

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sneed desu

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>DUDE WEED degenerate sperging about a name
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

Piss off with your gookmoot cocksucking bullshit.
>fuck "4channel"
>fuck hiromoot
>fuck newfags
>fuck you (yes you) in particular
>suck my dick it's Yea Forums

so basically nothing
wow canada is fucking useless

we invited peanut butter
and like usual a nigger stole all the fame

hey ref check your wife’s mail

retarded hill billy

>canadians literally cucked by a nigger
Loma is there anyone that doesnt cuck the leafs?

friendly reminder that the only "drug" you should accept into your life is that of our lord and savoir Jesus Christ.

yeah the your favourite nhl franchise

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Never forget

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I thought we was tight cuz

alberta did not create dinosaurs
if anything dinosaurs created alberta
fuck dinosaurs

faggot

"We" cuck Canadian teams constantly

Good day 4channel frens, how is it going?

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mirin the size of that cranium

naw, you pay canadian bulls to win for your enjoyment
top cuck

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>oh it's this faggot again
Blocked

go wolves

>cant argue with the truth so ill ignore it instead
top cuck

Going pretty well so far, how are you?

>Canadians players cucking America
>American franchises cucking Canada
We're cucking each other and we don't even know it. SAD!

I really hate ed from Edmonton he is easily the worst leaf poster

whomst?

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edmonton is the second worst city in canada so it's no surprise

>I'll just repeat the same lie I tell my self over and over until I think I'm right and my country isnt one full of cucks that sell out to Americans
The retarded leaf that copes by pretending Americans are canadians

I'm holding in a shit because I'm too lazy to get up and walk 10 paces to toilet. Other than that pretty good, thanks for asking. What about you?

>pretending Americans are canadians
why would anyone pretend that? Canadians are much better hockey players

>I'll just repeat the same lie I tell my self over and over until I think I'm right and my country isnt one full of cucks that sell out to Americans
is this what you think? talk about coping
>The retarded leaf that copes by pretending Americans are canadians
huh? who is doing that itt

Just woke up and feel ready for some hockey.

Im fine thank you, can't wait for hockey tonight

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Idk m8 like I said hes retarded. He also responded to me again carrying on because >his team is still cupless

>look ma, I posted it again

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Be careful not to get contstipated fren

imagine being this ass blasted about the truth

That's it for the filters. Unsurprisingly Crosby looks the same

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Why would I want to imagine being you?

>It's another episode of /hoc/ drama on a Burmese pyhton raising forum
Yikers

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Why is this fag keep posting women

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Looks like my mom

>no u
kek

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I just assumed you were talking about yourself. Are you not?

Will there ever be a bigger meme finals matchup?

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A healthy debate is good for keeping your mind sharp

You're mom is a cutie

not at all
for some reason you feel the need to defend yourself despite replying to a post referring to no one in particular
why is that?

POST MOM FEET

There's debate, and then there's bickering like teenaged girls

reminder that the vegas golden knights are your rightful cup winners this year lads

better hang a banner

I like the back and forth banter, I wish you were a little better at it though.

You're just jealous your city doesn't have it's own dinosaur.

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At least he isn't peeing over his food, like a certain French Canadian fan.

>Islanders swept the Pens
>Canes swept the Islanders
>Bruins swept the Canes
>Sharks/Blues winner sweeps the Bruins!
>Curse of the Penguins!

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How do you know he was french

No rational English speaking Canadian would be a habs fan

its hard to go back and forth when you put your foot down make ultimatums

seriously, that was a glorious moment

>cana-dix-ens

Are you retarded or something? 40% of the Quebec population is english

What? Really? How and why? I thought it was all Frenchies

sorry, it’s my first day

dumbass

Yes, yes. I too can6wait to watch the laffs get eliminated in 6 games in the first round for the 22nd season in a row.

How am I supposed to know? You Canadians hardly present your culture to the rest of the world

why are europeans so fucking GAY?

*beaner

sure we do, you just choose to be ignorant of it

It's called culture you fatty.

lack of sex

Nah, more like Canadians are really lacking in that regard and just like to resort to the "W-we're not Americans!" card

Europeans are straight and wholesome. Canadians are gay and cringe

>im not ignorant i swear
kay

Canadians are my friends whether they want to be or not.

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What are Scandis so edgy?

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Love USA despite them getting mean sometimes.

Based, Americans and Canadians are bros

what do you mean?

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ahhhhhhhhhhhh I just took a MASSIVE Dougie Hamilton, lads. felt absolutely amazing.

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c-can't wait for the offseason guys

Hurric/a/ts!

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Ah yes I get to gloat about my prospect pool

lol kys loser

tell me more

obviously you arent a fan of the vegass gelded niggers

YIKES

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Only those who have a prospect playing in the memorial cup may reply to this post

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Degenerate

>America creating super half black half white athletes
We're winning gold in the next Olympics, lads

Reminder that marijuana is healthy

dude

Where did the knights hurt you?

oh they never hurt me, but their insufferable egos need to be taken down a notch

Keep it up, I think it's working.

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Yeah just not in Hockey

>trading tatar and suzuki for patches

LAMO!

Imagine that your country is shit at its own invented sport

We're going to be led by Seth Jones straight to gold. Stay scared m8

Why do you have to do GB like that?

yeah grampa really has fallen on hard times

will nips make an anime for aito iguchi?

Reminder there has been a chinese person drafted

gary must be ecstatic

Finnish goaltending

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The irony is palpable

I for one am enjoying the Tuukka ascension arc. Hope he can get it done

tuuks wont be able to handle the onslaught from a real competitor

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He’s going to choke like he did in 2013. It’s the Thomas curse for faggots in Massachusetts talking shit about him when it turned out he was based and redpilled.

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fucking yikes

>shorks

>couture passes the puck
>Sorensen dishes the biscuit
>Kane is wide open
>the irony is palpable
>Thornton takes a look
>he passes to Nyquist
>it's a goal
>its irony
>palpable

Why aren’t you fags ripping on the relocanes getting swept in 4? The sunbelt faggots have objectively been the worst posters in /hoc/ this postseason.

wait wasnt there a world cup only recently? is it like every year or something

frig off randy

no go away

they havent been swept yet dummy

>the biscuit gets ripped
>it's ironically tipped
>bounces off the ice
>unironically flips
>goalie takes a shit
>goal light is lit
>it reads "the iron knee is palpable"

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might stay and ask more dumb questions

I got a question why do you shower and then shit

san jose is WHITE!

i do it the other way round

viva los tiburones, cabron

ARRIBA

All Europeans except Germany, Switzerland, and Latvia are hereby BANNED from /hoc/ until further notice.
>t. newly elected Boss of /hoc/

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No one talked shit on Tim Thomas

4channel must meeemeee bloos to the stan lee
>You have your mission /hoc/ broskis

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What are the best music played at hockey games?

Literally everyone shat on him when he wouldn’t visit King Nigger

we'll laugh at them some more on thursday

Someone did the makeup filter on nhl players, anyone got the one of stmakos?

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youtu.be/rCXWdM6P5II

Imagine this on the organ in St. Louis

media kikes =/= people

ThisMaybe Greg Wishinsk and other complete faggots that report on hockey yet seem to hate it did, but no normal people gave a hoot

Villains of the playoffs

How is that

Whenever they play prodigy i think of their music video that got banned/removed from youtube

dailymotion.com/video/x2eo1

gay team
gay fans
boston will save the NuHL from gary's shenanigans

Gay team, city and fans

The fans are gay sure but the team seems quite ok

Almost hockey time.

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nah,nah, I can still stay, you manchild coward

You mean faceapp? I'll do one now for you friend

how can you fags even stand to watch the nbc broadcast? they're so, so bad

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im a masochist

On a scale of 1-10, how much sodium would flood /hoc/ if the Canes reverse-swept the Bruins?

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it'd be funny because if there's another team /hoc/ hates more than the canes it's probably the boston tranny posters

Just leave it on mute to be honest

whoever thought that there should be church organs playing at live sporting events?

don't talk ill of Bruinsfu

you idiot, why are you denying that you find transwomen attractive?

it's not happening so you can just calm down with your gay little fantasies. it's coming home

5 more wins

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you mean aside from his incredibly bony body and man face?

nice projecting grease you little weirdo

whatever, tastes are tastes

but how do you know her visage?

shut up you little wierdo

plan the parade

maybe 3? nobody cares about these teams other than randy and broons frogposter.

>her
grease ya fucking weirdo

/hoc/ is a Christian nation

DIOS MIO

>this postseason.
try ever

Can we all agree that boston is the only non reddit team left?

swept in 4 swept in 5 swept in 6 doesn't matter, they are getting swept regardless

yes

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Remove the ‘non’ from your post and I’d agree

no it's bloos since no one really cares about them anywhere. from least reddit to reddit
1. bloos
2. broons
3. relocanes
4. shorks

Just found out my gf is 1/4 Mexican now I have to break up with her feels bad

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Here Hertl

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Aw man I remember that. I didn't post any anti shorks meems for like a week.

I just started an adult learn to play hockey program sponsered by an nhl team. Any of you guys play or is this forum full of LARPers

Brehs...

what was it again? I remember seeing it but can't remember exactly what it was about

more like a cia programme to chart the most influential internet voice on hockey

you can fuck right off

stat vigilant hoc

I play on outdoor rinks with friends but most of the time its just shooting pucks and pass plays

Kid with heart problems, could've died any moment, got to skate out with the Sharks, cried like a kid who's dream came true.

I'm a beer league juggernaut. I backcheck and don't ever (okay maybe sometimes) take long shifts.

Cassidy is unironically the best coach in the NHLand there is literally nothing you could say to convince me otherwise

Remind me how much Toronto paid Mike Buttcock to coach their band of twinks to a first round elimination

Based video, you deserve a reply

ay dios mio

I played in the NHL and Europe but that was just to prepare myself to post on /hoc/

Soon I'll get a trip but I have a lot of work to do

>playing a game made for children

lol

only a bit less than they paid Nylander to scar 7 goals all season

Cringe.

bloos and ruins are both non reddit

4 highly boring teams left in the ploffs desu lads

I like to laugh at the hill billys

No man, just hell no

why didnt the exciting teams win?

kek
KEK

could have had jets/flames and caps/isles

The sharks are still in user

>shot blocking and neutral trap
>exciting
end thine life

I mean caps/bruins

t. seething morontarian

>letting his jealousy of toronto cloud his judgement
oof

Lesser of four evils

This but about canada

>wanting to see more of the islels
ishygddt

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See

>Wild bus missing the ploffs
lmao

goodnight /hoc/ i cant watch the game tonight because i have a work tomorrow morning :(

goodnight fren

Sleep tight

Bean posting better make natural comeback this offseason.
Goodnight, but I hope Latvia wins desu.

Nighty night

Hello lads I'm going to bed now

How often do you lads blast your ballbag with gold bond?

Feeling really really bad for Slovakia

Don’t forget to laugh at Slovakia

No you aren't.

extremly rude
they played so well and got nothing out of it
at least they should have gotten some loser points like the fucking Avs did, literally the only reason the Avs got into the playoffs

I don't like to laugh at underdog nations.

Same desu

Yes I am. I am very tired and gotta wake up in 5 hours.

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Pls respond

oh yeah I remember now

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If you magically transported Hilary Knight back 100 years could she make the NHL? Keep in mind her stature would be among league average or even bigger.

based

Only when I plan on going on long walks or having a powerwank. So twice a week

does she have today's equipment?

If she gets to keep modern equipment and no one else is allowed to use it, maybe. But the game was more violent then (at least it was in the 40s, I'm assuming it was more violent in the 20s), so the only thing that could keep her alive and playing would be massively oversized pads compared to what everyone else was using.

Sure why not. Give everyone up to date equipment. They won't have the benefit of diet and training like athletes do today though.

Forgot to mention, she probably is not vaccinated against polio, so she'd be dead or at least not playing hockey pretty quick.

She's an Amazonian. She would've terrified goalers and gave D men some trouble (especially since they didn't actually workout back then)

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Or just tell the GM to sign the biggest most violent lad who can skate and put him on her line.

Thanks for the replies. It's an interesting thought for sure.

She's not even six feet.

Does a woman have to be six feet to be an Amazonian?

just for record if i saw Hillary Knight coming across the middle admiring her pass I would heem her no questions asked and then tell her to keep her head up.

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Weren't most NHLers only like 5'7"? King Clancy was smaller than his great granddaughter is. Diet played a huge part in how big people got back then

for me, it's kippo kappo desu

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>you will never HEEM Hillary Knight in the old Montreal Forum in 1924

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what are you lads watching tomorrow? for me it's Swedish autism

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What is this on my back /hoc/

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What the hell did they not eat that made them so small?

probably a boil

At least.
What a fat fuck.
Meat and potatoes.

Ziika

>receding, curly hair
>blotchy skin
>glasses
>obesity
this is a genetic disaster, honestly keep the boil and scrap the rest

>mad at a chad

Protein deficiency. Basically when humans became agrarian they stopped hunting and eating as much meat.

It's an invisible pimple. Try to heat it up to cause the puss to rise to the surface. Then pop it with a pin and clean it with alcohol or peroxide. It should go away in the next couple of days

uhh thats a pudgy nerd, probably an incel

WILL ITALY SCORE A GOAL?

not everybody on this website is an incel

True. But this disgusting pile of shit genes is

>/hoc/ hates a team just because they post in here too much
>but don’t hate on the sharks

Bias much

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I hope so, they're 0-30 so far.

>pile of shit genes
I’ve got a kid fag

austria/germany should do a combined team

Oh are you the weeb wife guy?

toiletbro is based

I see others calling it boil, we call it lipoma here, it's jsut because you have fat on your back.

are you suggesting people with shit genes cant procreate?
you exist after all

are you one of the guys making fun of me?

Damn you got Ligma bro.

Yes.

Ligma nutz

>passing those shit genes on
feeling bad for your fat fuck of a kids life now

Fuck niggers
Fuck grease

nobody likes the sharks

Reminder that the Las Vegas golden knights gave up four (4) goals on a single powerplay on april 23, 2019.

the who?

Fuck fags

yes but they fucked your team's and your betting's shit up last season

please, there are many fags here

quick you have 15 minutes to name a worse team than the carolina hurricanes

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>have the greatest player since gretzky
>can’t even make the playoffs
why are the oilers allowed to exist?

Bob Faggot...

oilers, yotes, panthers, senators

I cant. The shitticanes are the worst team in the league. The only reason they even made the playoffs was that gary rigged it so they wouldnt have to relocate.

>have the greatest player since gretzky

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In case you forgot the Edmonlel Oilels had two (2) one hundred (100) point players and missed the playoffs

Another neat little tidbit: connor mcgaykid had a part in over 50% of the goals edmonton scored last year.

*chirps mcgaykid while he eats linguini with his mom*

IIIIII. HHHHHHHAAAATTTTTEEEE NIGGGGGEEEEERRRRRSSSSS

Blues in 5

STOP BULLYING CONNOR

Hill billies

the florida panthers

>conbust mcbust

mcdavid deserves a better team around him really

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The only thing he deserves is to be chirped mercilessly

for being a great player on a team that gives him no support?

For being gay and a bust

>no support
>has a fellow 100+ point winger on the team
dumb ass

you know what I mean by support you fucking dumbass. His team still has no defense and a goalie worth a damn

keep on backpedaling

>Connor McDavid Is Done Being Chirped At

>How miserable was the town of Edmonton during a losing season?

>It was awful. It was terrible. It was miserable around town. I remember everyone just chirping at you all the time. I was at dinner one time with my parents, and I was walking out and guys were chirping me. They’re passionate people and passionate fans. When you’re winning, you’re a hero in this city, and when you’re losing they want to run you right out of it.

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I prefer it when people are brown.

Sharks!

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>1 quality winger is all you need to pull a team out of the trash
Edmongolians sure are dumb

if they had hitch for the full season the coilers would have made the playoffs
the only dumb one here is you

Are you an Asian girl?

who here watching budget Pierre McGuire?

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everyone except boston, st louis, and san jose

um, no

edmontons issues are in their upper areas, but also in goaltending. They need to get rid of katz regardless because he has a chokehold on the team. Also is retarded because they would have not made it with that goaltending duo of stolarz and koskinen

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Edmonton ironically could be a decent playoff team. They have size and grit but they don't have enough skill to make the playoffs which is kind of sad.

Stamkos is a babe huh

link to ECHL. We have watched far worse hockey here.

youtube.com/watch?v=CizmXUNyvpY

yeah sure
*trades eberle for ryan strome then trades him for fucking spooner*

>dumb weeb thinks he understands goaltending after one breakout season with lehner
kek

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why are leafs so salty?

why are burgers so dumb?

why are burgers so fat?

eating too much salt

>Koskinen
lmao

why are leafs so skinny?

>trusting your net to a mentally ill swed
no wonder the islels got swept lmao

>Signing Koskinen and pretending to be above fucking anyone else

yes it was because lehner was mentally ill and not recovering himself back into health and the goalie he should be, THATS why they got swept, not because the isles offsense fell flat footed

cant wait for lammy to completely overpay lehner and then watch him relapse

thanks for clarifying. what a mental midget lmao.

>THATS why they got swept, not because the isles offsense fell flat footed
whatever helps you sleep at night retard

why does this weeb think we take his opinions about hockey seriously?

because I actually talk about this sport and know what is good and whats not

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dumb weeb

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Can't wait for Edmongolia to wallow in the basement for another 20 years

keep saying that to yourself.

if i want opinions about scrubbing between fat rolls or life size body pillows, I'll ask. Shall not be taking a weebshit's opinion about a sport he's never played seriously.

>Hughes still 0+0
What did he mean by this? Is this just some kind of 4D chess because he, as a smart individual, don't want to end up in the shit hole called Devils?

i hope they do as well user

yet here you are on Yea Forums

For me it’s scrolling right past any post with faggy anime attached to it

go sharks

And? there are a handfull of people here who have played the game and understand it, and also aren't obsessed with chinese little girl cartoons.

im so sorry you are here on Yea Forums

Bottom good coaches are probably mauri and babckock. Worst coaches in league along with tortelini
Also who fuckin cares about lehner. I get drunk and high all the time and I can hold down a job. And if we played beer league together I'd kick his ass in the parking lot too

what is Yea Forums?
this website is 4channel

.>rags are America's team afterall

Scroll past this nigger.

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btfo

if international tourneys meant nhl success then poopoopeepee would be a hockey god right now

one day pat will be set free sam

its like art

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Imagine being from canada, being able to produce the best players out there, yet your nation still cant win the stanley cup after 26 years

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Imagine being from America and having to basically steal the greatest talent in hockey history away from his home country just to sell the game to sexual deviants and smelly people.

Cope

have sex

>sweep / get swept / the sweepers of the swept get swept
that swip swap shit is no healthy. What does it mean? Not sure but something is wrong with the parity in this league.

SEETHING

and?

>get rid of the owner
I dont think you understand how this works

shut up

>Hughes breaks records against children
>Kakko breaks goal record for juniors agains men

>Hughes can't get shit done in mens tournament
>Kakko BTFO's NHL players in every game

lmao wrong

>tuukka will carry the ruins to a cup just like tim thomas
THE CITY JUST WON 2 OTHER CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE PAST 7 MONTHS
IT'S NOT FAIR.

>carolina about to be eliminated
>no other good guys to bandwagon
GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

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>sakic says avs will be aggressive in off season
FUCK THEY'RE GONNA STEAL PULJU AREN'T THEY

It means Jets > rest of Central > Bruins > Caps > Rest of Metro > Sharks > rest of Pacifshit > rest of Atlantshit

daily reminder that if the St.Louis blues win lord stanley, its only gonna be in america for a few days before its flown back to its rightful home to party with literally the entire team and its coaching staff for the whole summer.

you are correct sir

bruins are winning and it shall be staying in boston

based

wtf I hate the bloos now

You are memeing but the truth is only the best of the best atm make the playoffs. And then they sweep each other and sweep the sweepers. Not good.

>St.Louis blues win lord stanley
Do you actually believe that can happen?

>caring about other sports
That's a big ol yikes from me

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Where's the dyke cup calling home now that it ain't bein played for?

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>finland still haven't learned his lesson about hyping busts
any day now bulju and big eeli will awaken I just know it

I honestly don't know. I am guessing since it had governer generals name on it she would have a say but I heard it was donated to the CWHL by some dude so maybe he owns it. Either way its doesn't matter. If a new NHL run league starts up, the Clarkson and Isobel Cups will be used as winners of each division. maybe east v.s west

What happened to my end of thread Bulju reminders?

kakko looks like the real deal though

sharks are gonna eat tuuka alive

why not. they have depth at forward and defence and their goaltending has been great. Boston would have home ice but that doesn't matter when if boston sweeps carolina, they are sitting around waiting for possibly 7 days for a winner in the other series. they could get lackadaisical

>another blue line slapper from burns
how will tuukka ever keep up?

We’re in here, lads

Got my first post for next thread ready and I'm not gonna go workout til I make it. Let's get this one wrapped up ya?

Hockey in less than 30; Based Kenny and Pierre edition

LETS FUCKING GO I SAID. GET IT PUSHED OUT SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY NIGHT

Gim Reaper says: I have an appointment with a Mr. St. Louis Blues?

Says to St Lois Blues. Heh, nothing personal kid.

xDDD

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>rags

Shut up Sam

Sneed!

kek fuck you i fell for it

so do you think there is such a thing as too much rest that could actually be detrimental?

...

it happened to the islanders. they lost their mojo sitting around waiting for the hurricanes

yes a week off could be bad for broons but no worse than limping to the cup like shorks/bloos will be doing