Tfw you have to live in New Orleans for the next 6 years

hmm... possibly a water park accent? dam it i just can't remember

Bad weather that year

I'm not sure those stats have an effect on millionaires. No matter where they live they live in their own bubble. Cairo might be the worst place I've ever visited but the rich live in their own gated community with a built-in golf course and they are getting built their own parallel city, they don't care

black people love New Orleans

a true nightmare scenario for an NBA player would to be drafted by Minnesota, Utah or Boston

What's wrong with New Orleans? I always thought it was a nice city with a dank night life

He's going to be the biggest bust of all time. Worse than Anthony Bennett.

Why is new orleans a bad city?

FEMA killed bunch of people

Niggers.

I wish

I thought it was only 4 years.
And NO is a nice city

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna694611

Count it

a bunch of nogs refused to leave because they wanted to loot after the hurricane and then died because nogs can't swim

nah. the nogs wanted to loot after the hurricane but they're so dumb they forgot that none of them can swim so a ton of them died

NOLA is a good place to visit but shit place to live in.

t. houston fag who went to tulane

>[city] is a good place to visit but shit place to live in.
This is how I feel about every city over 200,000 people I’ve ever visited, with the possible exception of Denver. And even then I still feel like I’d get tired of the noise and people and traffic.

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away.

Oh is Zion, future millionaire celebrity athlete, going to get murdered in New Orleans?

bourbon street is cool for a long weekend, but I'd hate to live in that tornado magnet

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Could be worse desu

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New Orleans looks pretty comfy I guess if you avoid the poor parts, I liked the vibe in Left 4 Dead 2 anyway

Are you kidding me? I just went to Bourbon street and nothing but white college blondes for days. It's packed.

If the Lakers don't end up with Ad then this move made no sense by the Nba

We all can use a little cope Zion we understand

should new orleans be given back to the french?

>spending 6 years inside your condo playking 2k
Ayy

If only there was another wildly successful sports franchise in New Orleans where superstar players and coaches were more than happy to call home. If there was only that, Zion may be more at ease.

Nola looks pretty based desu, I'd rather live there than in a city designed for roads and cars rather than pedestrians like most american places

>my state nowhere in sight
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Knicks and Lakers fans are just saying so cuz they didn't get the number 1 pick, so they have to make other people feel bad to make themselves feel better

New Orleans is actually a pretty cool city for a young rich guy.

So no different than Ny?...

They just got saved because this dude is gonna be next Anthony Bennet not next LeBron James lmfao. He is just strong against some flmsy college kiddos.

Truly a glorious feel

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what is your state?

Zion WILL withdraw from the draft and go back to Duke. Cap this.

Didn't John Elway threaten to play baseball if the Colts didn't trade him? Zion could threaten to go to the NFL

Elway had already been drafted by the Yankees

>he lives in california

He'd have to wait until he's 3 years out of high school

Pretty sure you forfeit your eligibility once you declare

no way he leaves all that money and a potential mega shoe deal. the shoe blowout game would be enough to scare any person advising him to not do this. just bite the bullet new orleans with that money is not bad. better than memphis at least

what happened in
>Portsmouth
>Baltimore
>Memepiss?

I mean, compared to Jew York and FaveLA I'd say it's an upgrade

They will, the "lottery" has ensured that

So wait, you guys think a young black millionaire is gonna be upset to move to New Orleans because you guys dont like it because there are a lot of blacks?

Really gets the noggin joggin

How is it bad? At least it's related to the city

You are used to the name "Los Ángeles Lakers" but it's a quite stupid one

Ive come to realize the french just dont know shit about basketball. I hope nic Batum gets hit by a truck.

NOLA has more character than any other American city. I fucking love (visiting) it.

He could play in Europe

It's not like he's going to live a ghetto, for pro atheltes are cities are literally the same, they live in a nice house in a quiet neighbourhood

It's not like they'd want live in NY to visit the museums, they are athletes

Is new orleans really worse than clevelend, indianapolis, okc, detroit or milwauke as a city?

stick to these places, and New Orleans is a Top Tier city. only marks against it as a whole is the humidity and poverty.

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>Could be worse desu

Not much tho

New Orleans is a great city. Usually the ones talking shit about it have never even been.

Just because the name is meaningful doesn't mean it's good. Would the Philadelphia Flying Batteries be a good name for you?

Wow, it's almost like Zion doesn't have to have a god damned media circus around him.

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Can say this for my city as well. Won't specify though.

it's less about the city and more about the organization. Zion is AD 7 years ago. They have new management now so maybe it'll be different

I think of them as basketball's Anaheim Angels. Always looking great on paper, never follow through.

>washington, dc is half black

damn, when did that happen?
i was there with my parents 16 years ago and honestly, it didn't seem that black back then

did the blacks all follow obama to there, kek

>Mayor of NOLA here. We'll put Zion on a float during Mardis Gras and he'll get free titties

It's not
>has its own food
>jazz scene
>good bars
>degeneracy holidays
>soul

the negatives i'd say is that it's like 80% black people which doesn't matter since he's black, and it's hot as fuck.

You were probably on the white side

It’s underwater

sounds like an Andre Nickatina lyric

>anglo

it's franco you retard

NOLA is a fucking based place to be rich though.

new orleans should have just taken the sonics name

new orleans is awesome. it's just the rest of lousiana that sucks

>my city is on there

it's one of the very few cities in the united states with actual culture.

based detroit g

culture is a meme. i literally have never heard of someone saying "I moved to this city because of the culture"

>culture is a meme

This is why people make fun of us

It's negro you retards

Can a rookie decline to sign with a team and force a trade like in the NFL?

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Kobe kind of did that. Didn't work out for anyone because he wanted to play in LA.

that's because you're a flyover hick surrounded by other flyover hicks with no interest of the world outside of the county limits

Elway did that. Tbh you have to be a top tier prospect to even think about it

>get shot
>or live in toronto
i'll take the bullet

Ah yes. I'm sure whites are responsible for most violent crime in New Orleans.

New Orleans could be a fun place for the black NBA fans and ballers like Miami was, AD is just too stupid to market this fact unlike Wade

Pelicans was the name of New Orleans first sports team, early 1900s was a baseball team look it up

More like Zion will tell the Pelicans and Grizzlies not to draft him.

The Pelicans and Grizzlies will not budge and he'll escalate it into the Jew York sports media, with the backing of Nike/Adidas/UA.

i was there once and it was kind of based. only real problem is the heat desu

It's funny how bootyblasted the media got when the Pelicans got the 1st pick.

Nah, it's just insecure white boys who think all black folks are out to get them. Bottom line is NOLA ain't for everyone but I'm from there and it's my home so it'll always be special to me.

the Philadelphia Battery actually has a nice ring to it.

ESPN likes the Knicks since it's the local team.

Yes cause people will just ignore him if he went to New York.