/hoc/

gonna go for a 10pm run wish me luck

only when I’m coming down from mushrooms

After you die, there is nothing. Is that scarier than going to hell?

Even nothing is something

Is he actually dead?

I don't give a fraction of a fuck dude.

your mind is a suburb of something you don’t fully understand

>Italy has yet to score a goal in the world championship

How could nothing possibly be scarier than torture for eternity?

only in his dreams

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nobody actually believes in hell
which is exactly what the devil wants of course

how can I view this on my iphone?

>tfw all of my hockey webms are like 2 years old now

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Vlc

Fucking beavers buying up our real estate too now?

Overrated shit still gets danced around like that.

i always lose it when he just spins out, it's fucking hilarious

>overrated shit

/gif/ fucked me up with rekt threads

why do you need to see people getting fucked up. after you first beheading and all that it's just not worth it

Merlin app

I bet there is a girl out there who would want to date me

Same shit gets posted over and over. Rarely see anything new there.

what are you, a rekt thread regular? fucking schizo shit

wow you’re actually a really cool fucking dude
I wish your franchise many years of success over other weaker and more pathetic canadian and american franchises

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ill be your gf

I go to gif every few months. seeing people getting BTFO'd is pretty fascinating desu. It's a morbid curiosity thing.

What happened to the finnish golden generation?
Answer me right fucking now.

Apologize for Juolevi

Feel like fucking around and tilling the garden at 1 in the morning to piss off my geriatric neighbour. They don't let him keep guns anymore so he can't do anything about it

Cheers bud

just because they don’t let him doesn’t mean he don’t

No cause she would be a billion light years away and a billion years in the past. Missed out user.

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If you don’t wake up feeling like shit every morning then I don’t want you in my /hoc/

Reminder beavers are the leading cause giardia and are disgusting vermin who should be exterminated

>he wakes up in the morning
Get a load of this lifer

For me, it’s being a productive member of society.

Who /working for the government and earing them sweet sweet tax monies/ here?

I work in the private sector making real money

Screw u bich

Maybe I want him to fucking shoot me. But even if I did. He has dementia and he can hardly walk. Id be surprised if he could the broadside of a barn, let alone a handsome charismatic target in the dark

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Pretty sure my money works just as well as yours do

Pretty sure most people like the service we provide at my work place

Used to work for the government. Now in the private sector. Feels good man.

They better, they’re the ones paying your salary

I agree with that statement

Eric stoltz is handsome in the dark

“Real money” was not a term to be taken literally as in to presume your money was fake and mine was not but rather as an expression or figure of speech as to imply that I made quantifiably more money in the private sector than you did in the public sector. Whether or not this is true is just a matter of presumption as neither of us know the other’s salary.

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My grandpa has dementia

I need to take a massive cane soon lads

grim

don’t respond
vegas is the new grease

The proper term is relocate some canes

My grandpa had dementia but then he died

taker vs. goldberg in saudi arabia lads

>Whether or not this is true is just a matter of presumption as neither of us know the other’s salary.
So the comment was 100% meaningless, okay ;^)

I was just trying to help you understand. Sometimes we like to have fun here and we fuck with each other. It’s nothing personal or mean spirited really.

yah that’s usually how it goes

Based beaver.

going to dream about getting pucks deep tonight

doing what

going to dream about the year 2093 and have myself a little chuckle

when are we gonna watch the mighty ducks????

Going to dream about hell. My only escape from this cruel twisted world

whenever someone streams it and posts a link here I would think

i thought about making a cytube channel during the offseason, dunno how else i'd stream it

take your meds sam

You’re all faggots and hockey is the worst “sport” in North America

i'm sorry you feel that way, friend. unfortunately i'll have to disagree, as hockey is the best sport in the world and for high IQ individuals

sam doesn’t trust doctors

>when soccer, football, nascar, baseball, basketball, and lacrosse all exist
hockey > golf >>> literally everything else

The main reason I left was the disturbing new poster-base. /hoc/ got bigger with every new hashtag that was released, and as it got bigger, it brought in a vast amount of new posters. I noticed that more and more “normal” people who had active and pleasurable social lives were starting to watch the game, as Gary's new changes catered to such a crowd. /hoc/ no longer became a sanctuary where I could hide from the evils of the world, because the evils of the world had now followed me there. I saw people bragging online about their watching experiences with girls... and they used the term “autist" as an insult to people who were more immersed in the game than them. The insult stung, because it was true. Us autists did tend to get more immersed in such things, because our real lives were lacking. I couldn’t stand to watch hockey knowing that my enemies, the people I hate and envy so much for having social lives, were now watching the same game as me.

lmao, look at him go. You go get them, mr. Beaver.

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lads? more like lards with all the FAT ASSES that lost in /hoc/ lmao

have sex

go nucks
go flames
go sharks
go kings
go oilers
go knights
go ducks
go yotes

just go for the low hanging fruit my man

is that you, chambers

how can I post some good Reddit posts? like a giant wall of text that is broken down into neat paragraphs with witty/snarky banter? help!

have you tried reddit.com? follow the seethe

What kind of payment do Bogdanoffs accept? I need canes to not lose.

this but without the oilers

lads, all I do at work is listen to music while getting nothing done

too late, you just jinxed it

start learning a new language instead of listening to music. it's worth it and is pretty fun once you get over the initial bump

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COME ON GB. Score some fackin pucks

not really

>look at me i love hokkei :D

...

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based

like a new programming language? I hear javascript is pretty kino

>all I do at work is listen to music while getting nothing done
are you smoking weed while listening to music?

Ahahhaha oh no no Finland lost oh no no no no no
HOOSH HOOSH HOOSH HOOSH

Getting closer to those 7s..

I work at best buy......

youtube.com/watch?v=xP18sUvSPMk

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fuck dude

well, that too. apparently python is the most requested programming language now. i've tried learning but i don't have the patience, i'd have to go to an actual school so i'll be forced to it

>another god damn Boston team in a championship series/game
Fucking christ sports world
Im tired of uppity new englanders
>but user the series isnt over
Whats the record for 3-0 teams winning? Like 1029-2 or some shit?

oh no NO NO NO!!!!! FINLAN DOES IT AGAIN!!!

shorks are the only hope. poos don't stand a chance

like 0.1%. ironically enough it happened to the bruins in 2010, they choked a 3-0 series lead to the flyers. then in game 7, they choked a 3-0 lead

who's gonna stay up to btfo /cric/ tonight?

feel like eating apple pie all of a sudden. i think i'm gonna make one sometime this week

Frankly this post season has been too wacky for some crazy shit not to happen
Would be disappointing if it just comes down to Sharks-Boston

please screencap it, I have to sleep soon. would like to see the hilarity

why? the shorks have a chance to put baaawston in their place

Cause the Sharks arent an interesting meme

i can't see the canes winning anything with both of their goalies being not only backups but borderline AHL tier so don't hold your breath

the shorks are known for shorking, lad

>the literal best match up possible
stop posting please.

>he doesnt want to see Blues-Hurricanes
I WANT MY MEMES DAMMIT

morning

sup

i wanted stars teds in the finals for the seethe

Lmao-ing HARD at finns right now

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looking forward to watching my nuckies win it all next year :))))

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I wanted Avs-Canes cause that matchup wouldve been bonkers at the start of the season

:)

what's he on?

the high from a good ol' riot

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this is so true.

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good job ravesh............

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Hlw dear bros

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>waiting on career and waiting on success
yeah at fucking robocalling, fucking pajeets won't stop AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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is that the pedo mod you lads are known for

>/cric/ memes
please stop.

SUOMI REPORT IN BROS

looking good lad.

ya boiling

>pajeet robocalls
now replace that with Xi'an chu robocalls and that's what I get

that too

no, that's sebbo

thanks mate

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literally lmaoing my ass off @ funny foreign names

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i am forgotten in 2019

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Whatever is actually out there would be way beyond our limits of comprehension.
Humans struggle to imagine numbers larger than 100, and space is infinite.

>space is infinite.
found the brainlet.

We don't know if it's infinite and it wouldn't matter.

we can say it is probable that it is not.

there's another you out there, bro

KANE?

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what about him?

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A satellite with our address on it

why is he smiling but his eyes look dead?

Its what you look like when you live in New Zealand

KANE?

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holy fuck it's 1 am and i've done nothing but shitpost for the last 2 hours lmoa

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Some say he will win the balloon door if he scores the winning goal in the final. And it would be based.

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>that curl
>that hairline.
feeling confused desu

dont ever discuss divegrass fairys in here again please

make me

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fuck my ass

youtube.com/watch?v=iyLdoQGBchQ

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do it!!!

do you know what OC is?

/hoc/ is a power bottom general

>86

youtube.com/watch?v=GP3Exc5tCtc

youtu.be/rCXWdM6P5II

(:

>all that puper really wants is for his owner to howl with it
sad.

Is that Vancouver?
I feel like I've been there.

He's playing a soulful song for him mate

yeah

i'm going to sleep lads. when i wake up i expect to see we got those digits. good night.

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Then I've been there before.
Didn't see any beaver though. Just truckloads of chinks.

Hopefully it's something demeaning for cric lol

yeah, you get it

Ya boiling

I don't very much like Boston

Imagine Boston winning the final against San Jose but Couture gets the Conn Smythe instead of Rat.

kek, musiclet

youtube.com/watch?v=ef65cLi1gpY

I absolutely hate Finland

Neither do I. Hopefully they sweep the hill billys and then keep swept in the finals

>islanders sweep Pittsburgh
>hill billys sweep islanders
>Boston sweeps hill billys
>stl or sj sweep Boston

Very interesting potential outcome

HOCKEY, SOCIALISM AND ROCK AND ROLL BABY

92775942
Baited this exact post

Greece is my greatest ally. He knows life is all about swimming and megaforce and hockey.

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It would be funnier if Sharks needed maximum 28 games to win
Not sure if that happened before

I miss Bruinsfu and Finnfu, the latter has beautiful eyes.

Defend pic related you moronic fucking sharks faggots.
How is this ok to do?????

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Vegas is right.

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that's the incel peso richo you mean mate

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Looking good mate

It's our resident nonce. He's a Brit who gets absolutely furious about the fact his hair is thinking so he has to take drugs which make him impotent. He's also obsessed with pakis.

defence first

Would be quite cheeky

you're thinking of based Sean AKA WalkGOD AKA walkcunt AKA

Why are there posts about cricket itt

just popping in to say hello

Hello, fuck cricket this video ended your general youtu.be/vYMhT_wgBwE

suck my ass titties

This video has never been debunked

whoa, whoa, easy with the slurs macho man

and what's wrong with the offer? It's actually pretty awesome.

>86

wow embarrassing /cric/

grim. Shant be returning to /cric/ anymore

me on the right

youtu.be/sWtlaQ3G4Eg
Girl:hoc
Group of youths:cric

very good post

;_;

>YTMND died
Press F lads

Whomst

I had absolutely no idea baseball could be that cool.

Honestly I never bothered thinking about it. I never thought of cricket neither, but holy shit compared to cricket baseball looks like hockey.

I don't like the hostile atmosphere of this thread

Yeah people should stop talking Shit about cricket. It's wrong and offensive.

Also on an unrelated note, fuck finns

time for the reverse sweep la, future's bright

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Hill billy

can you stop being so australian? Kiwis are truly based, don't give them a bad name.

Greece belongs to cric

Masshole

you're the kind of guy who takes a shower and then takes a shit you fucking hill billy shit ass

ONLY A THOUSAND MORE POSTS

would much rather live in massholejewsits than swamplandlina teeebh

it's only bad if you do it on purpose

fuck you and fuck your mother

Go wipe your ass with baby wipes you dingleberry smuggling debt dodging euro billy

>not enjoying that clean asshole shit
it just slips out, give it a try

Let me just get my clean ass covered in shit like some fucking Austrian fetishist sounds real FUCKIN neato pallio

your parents must be horrible people

>hill billys get gifted five power plays in the first
>lose

shit asses

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you didn't even give it a try

>mfw literally every time greece gets brought up
youtube.com/watch?v=rK0De210TBQ

shut your fucking mouth Adolph, go take a shit

Smells bad in here

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Yeah smells like massholes and greece

>massholes
T. Retard Randy

dude, seriously, you're hurting my feelings. It's ok to do it to fake countries like Austria and Zealand but this hits home, just learn where to draw the line. I think you are actually funny.

>Bombstonians obsessed with feces

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not me

I don't understand how anything I said hurt your feelings

>forced meme

Not randy, but keep making imaginary friends

hill billys absolutely boiling on Tuesday morning

The sweep is coming Randy

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Yeah the reverse sweep, Tommy

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going out to bring money to my parents, be back in half an hour

reminder that I rule, and with Kaapo Kaako, the Devils will rule the galaxy once more and we will have peace

well yeah they live in carolina where the weather is not comfy 90% of the year

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>Tommy
Explain please

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Keep thinking I’m randy masshole.

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I'll give you a conditional 2043 7th round pick for him, mr holland

>only one forced meme is good

Try again rand

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just woke up, had a very peaceful slumber and feel ready to attack the day

Randy getting BTFO just like the hill billys last night

And the night before

And the night before that

hello kawlidge bro

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>”hey guys have you heard of randy! Randy this randy that randy in my ass randy BTFO even though he doesn’t fucking exist”

I know they didn't win, but can user still buy us Bojangles? We were good the whole trip home.

ya B O I L I N G Randall

not even 9am yet and randy is still STEAMING hot

>everyone is Sam
>everyone is Sean
>everyone is Ted
>everyone is "Randy"

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Oh are we pretending randy was forced and didn't happen naturally from canes fans being obnoxious

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fight me irl randy

The canes fans aren’t even obnoxious. Your literally boiling that there’s fans on /hoc/ having fun

Hello fren

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>one canadian decides to project a RedditParkBoys character
>>>it happened naturally
stay coping

give Panarin first

>one canadian
>stay coping
the irony

I had more fun talking about bottled water brands and clip art desu

I love it when I see this reply, the irony is actually palpable

You're the one who's able to palp mother fucker

for me, its lesser-known posters like Pete from Pittsburgh, Darryl from Detroit, Mike from Milwaukee, or Steve from Syracuse

Randy or Sam, who wins the battle at the spike?

too bad we cant go back

you do since we all know you want to fuck sam win or lose

>we
What position do you play?

is this all cuz of the salty frog that started the relocanes meme?

oc creator

What..... no I dont

Show me

why should I

didn't have a shower yet, will do later

For me its Bo

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Yep that's what I expected sam

whomst?

A guy that takes a shower and then takes a shit

dont know him

Go wipe your ass with sand paper sam

sounds painful

You want painful? come to the spike in Winnipeg

is that nickname for your sodomy dungeon?

No the name was already taken by a bar

nice deflection

seeing as the imgur is down does anyone want a dump of old /hoc/ images?

It's a panic room anyway not my fault no one can figure out the puzzles

no, and you should throw a magnet of the hdd containing them

um wow ok rude

>hdd containing them
Shant

>hill billy captain takes four bad penalties

>relocanes

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Just palp'd some pucks because I was able. It was so palpable.

t. seething randy Randy from Randolina

that's because you are fucking retarded

grease coming out swinging after his coke nap

Grease absolutely giving it to them

>r-reverse sweep b-b-begins now!
>w-w-wouldnt it be funny if the b-bruins get swept in the final! canes swept islanders, islanders swept pens! it's gotta happen!

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It would objectively be funny tho

only because its so outrageous
like the teds sweeping the blots

Either way it would be funny and I'm sure the bruins would lose their shit

>grease makes two semi-readable posts in a row
So he can string 10 word sentences together now and you commend him for it?

Except it's not happening because the Bruins are actually good

small victories

The blues are tougher than the sharks but I think the sharks match up with the bruins better

friendly reminder that the leafs are the only team able to take bombston to 7 games

And they have that game 7 magic going for them

t. BTFO by grease

only 77X posts til the get

Need grease to put these guys in their place

Yep, and they lost miserably as Boston captures another Cup. I'm sure Bustthews and the boys will break through one of these years thouhh.....

Hurricanes?

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respect

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you're welcome for me teaching you a new word that you can use on your hill billy friends

>when your ECHL farm team is gonna win the playoffs in their first season and the Marlies are gonna grab two Calders in a row, yet you can't get to the second round
such is life as a laffs fan

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oh here come the sexts, fuck /cric/, absolute wankers en route to extinction, hockey will dominate everything, fans, the betting market, the black demographic, everyone is falling under the spell of the greatest contribution from the american natives after agricultural produce

shit, the board is moving too slow, someone copy that and post it for the get, thank you

>86

at least there is light at the end of the defense tunnel

wheres finlan im here to call him the n word

Just woke up

now its time to wake up

WAKE UP
PUCHAMUCHALUCHALITYLE MAKEUP

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

great now i gotta listen to the album

JUST WAKE ME UP!
BEFORE YOU GO-GO!

Say goodbye to binland, this is the final post ever.

>two, then three car horns are going off like a bunch of mating calls
>a fourth starts right next to my apartment
What's going on?

Are you swedes now?

Get in your car and go at it

HONK HONK HONK

two hundred posts to go

fuckin tits all of you

less than one hundred posts

SHARKS desu

It don’t matter
None of this matters

This guy looks exactly like me, it's really creepy to look at.

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t. /cric/

so what if I am?
/cric/ rules /hoc/ drools

shoutout to my mom

if only you had some repeating integers to confirm it

Digits are beneath /cric/
only low iq generals like /hoc/ worry about repeating numbers

suomi

Knights are reddit

/hoc/

snowbelt > sunbelt

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bit obsessed lad?

/cric/ is forever /hoc/'s bitch

All that counting for naught.

seething

obsessed

yah missing those digits must have made you pretty upset

we blew it lads

>niggerball got the get
How did we let this happend?

you mean you blew it
fucking loser

letting four goals in on a single powerplay must have made you pretty upset

is only game
why you have to be mad?

why so seething today friend?

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try telling that to marchy
youtube.com/watch?v=yG0XEKcYWrg

friendly reminder
>1993
>1967
>2004
>2011

just laughing at your failures as usual

Friendly reminder
>never

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/hoc/'s failures are your failures too user

Reminder that Scott Darling posted a .822% in the AHL this season and is still owed $8.3 million
>relocanes

i googled that guy, turns out hes canadian
I guess canada wins again.

ya boilin

I’m sure the senators will make it one day lad, don’t lose hope

dont worry, they have "the next hasek" to play goalie for them long term.

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ah yes the epitome of sunbelt banter

Probably not

Could always just blame the refs like knights fans constantly do.

learned that one from a leaf
t. mr steal yo girl

>telling lies on the internet

/hoc/ classic WoW guild is happening right?

>/hoc/
>everyone will forget about vegas next year
>also /hoc/
>vegas
>vegas
>vegas
>vegas
>vegas
Gonna be a ghastly yikes from me lads.

>four goals on one penalty

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*steals ya girl
heh nothin personal kid
*glasses you

>using /cric/ memes
grim

that’s a big PP

Theres still a lot of asspain to be milked from vegass "fans"
Its not much but its honest work.

>leaf gets upset by words on a screen
who could have guessed?

Gabriel Landeskog is coming to the Skoda cup.

But Canada has already won. Congratulations

been playing that new world of warships game on ps4. lots of fun but i suck at it

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>Canada has already won
How

>have the greatest generational player since crosby
>can’t even make the playoffs

circling right back to the
>u mad
argument
classic sunbelt banter

If you all lose to this absolute ass tier roster you should be ashamed. Theres no way Canada wins this year.

Reminder that the only International hokkei that matters is the Gary Bowl

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To any Canadians, what goes on in New Brunswick?

Not much

excessive drinking
like all the maritime provinces

seething

just seen on the news four boston bruins fans were arrested for beating someone, fracturing their skull etc

boston you dun goofed

now I look forward to next season, was bored but now theres hope their fans show their ass in Florida

you one of those lifelong vegas fans, huh?

>heeming sunbelters
Boston is so based.

only when i want those easy (you)s

why the fuck is it so hard to find scores for the world championships

I just keep a tab open on my phone of iihf.com

Based user using the wojak I made for my school

tsn.ca/hockey-canada/mens-worlds/schedule

How can Boston people like hockey? Hockey is literally toxic masculinity. And everyone there is a progressive, so they should say goodbye to hockey and start getting another interest

names of perpetrators
>Antonio
>Pritoni
quintessential snow belters

>0 canadian teams in the playoffs past the first round
so this is the power of the indomitable leaf

>3 of 4 remaining playoff team have a majority of canadians on the roster
>the only team that doesnt has based marchand, burgerman, a canadian coach and gm

How can Swedish people like hockey? Hockey is literally toxic masculinity. And everyone there is a progressive, so they should say goodbye to hockey and start getting another interest

didn’t break the yolk this morning, bros, very exciting

dont break the egg on something sharp, hit it on something flat.

>usa tied 1-1 with great britain in the second period
lmao and they brought their a team

based coping leaf
>b-but i root for the players not the team

Whats the matter, vegass fan?

>have to root for canada in the worlds
>has 3 gaygass knig players on the team
what does the leaf do in this situation?

>everyone laughing at me is a vegasstard
loving this new meme

Why is this vegass fan so upset? Its been like 3 weeks since his team let in 4 goals on a single powerplay.

Pretty simple to prove you're not, but until then all I have to go off is how angry you are.

t. assblasted desert rat
proxy off jose

>he only watches hockey to jerk off to his team
i root for the love of the game called ice hockey
since you are american, i know you'll never understand this

Id be mad too if I lived in a desert

Canada will win because you have big black players in the rooster, while we do not

laugh my ass off when they fail and i have to listen to stone whine about the officiating

Does St. Louis count as sunbelt?

I guess this is what you have to do when it’s been 26 years

you act like canadian teams havent made the playoffs in that time frame

you want me to post my feet?
pretty gay user if I’m being honest

Compared to your cuplet team which has zero cup wins.

>bettman stops rigging the playoffs for vegass
>retarded desert dwellers post endless seethe for months
ty gary for your offering

and they all failed

nope

>wrong

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based

and? im suppose to stop watching hockey cause >my team isnt playing?
maybe thats common practice for your fanbase, but i dont agree with it

>muh daddy’s cups
OH NO NO I AM LAFFIN

Prove you live in Boston (and not Nevada)

>falseflagging as a boston fan
Sunbelters are at an all time low

>this kills the hongcouverite

t. cuplet

>it’s another canadian cope edition
comfy

east st louis in Tennessee is sun belt, west st louis in Missouri is snow belt

>hey great grandpa tell me again about how you watched >our team raise da cup
>sure billy, the year was 1967

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why are you posting in a hockey general if you dont care about hockey?
you dont have better things to do with your time?

t. Pasi Uusupaikka
t. Aatos Rasi
t. Juho Aarila
t. Raino Puurunen

If your city regularly gets snow, you are snowbelt.

What did he mean by this

t. Hugo Venalainen
t. Tahvo Rasimus

kek

>hey Juan Valdez tell me about that time vegas won the cup
>Well, Domingo Hernandez, we would of if it wasnt for the refs

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I love hockey my man, why are you getting so upset about this? You’re not a booty blasted kniggits fan are you?

>our women won
top kek

>moving the goalposts from nhl to national
COPEenhagen

>calls his dad by his first name
do canadians really?

>team usa can barely beat great shitain
holy fuck my sides

>says the retard who used a team canada banner

don't worry, ill protect you like a shield

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t. Jarmo Nikkola
t. Karri Rautakorpi

t. Ilmari Kolkkala

Does Juan Valdez really sound like a non american name to you, laddie?

>his women lost
lol

>to encompass all the teams of canada
Based retard poster

I'm from Boston. Guess my name.

>best player on his team is a mexican mutt from arizona

t. Janne Soininen
t. Tom Rajamaki
t. Vesa Kunnas

I understand the jealousy, but I cant really comprehend why they get so angry about Canada being the greatest hockey nation. White americans have a lot of team sports they are the best at. Like...................water polo???

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could have used a canadian flag then, instead of the fucking logo of our national hockey team retardo

>autism

Ummm no sweaty hes from nova scotia.

t. Kalervo Vaskola
t. Timo Yliharsila

>b-b-but you brought up nations user
top kek

good thread
t. vick from vegas
go knights!

>giving up two goals to great britain
my fucking sides
this is team USA's A team too
holy fucking kek

*only hockey nation
Hockey is a tertiary sport every where else. If Americans actually put their best athletes in it you'd be competing for 2nd every year.

drinking coffee lads

>If Americans actually put their best athletes in it you'd be competing for 2nd every year.
Sweden has far fewer hockey players than the USA and they regularly blow you the fuck out as well.

Pedro

Memes happen in hockey just look at this years play offs

t. Matti Saijonmaa
t. Marco Sihvonen

How mad is canada going to be when bruins lift dac up?

They are consistently better than you at hockey. Same as Russia.

t. Samuli Laaksonen
t. Aamos Vatanen

can wait for big dick marchand to come back and plant his championship seed in our pucksluts

Not much besides the eternally seething >laffs

redditors, laffers, and caniacs will be so butthurt

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>international hockey
/nhl/ when?

t. Matti Ruotsalainen
t. Reima Ylimaki

user user MAKE THE NEW THREAD
WE NEED TO SHITPOST
>remember he does it for free

blame gary for these shit ploffs

Irrelevant because it's not best on best

I blame canada

Since the olympics were best vs best sweden has a gold medal. usa does not.

>Olympics are best on best
I've already explained they arent

Last tournament wasn't but the ones before that were.

new for you lazy assholes