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You guys reckon Kevin Durant has had sex yet
East Bay Yea Forumsros rise up
haven't been pooping much lately, the farts tho, man, i was killing myself in my chair today lol
KD has enough burner accounts and phones to counter anybody who says no
His autism has prevented it.
wait lads, is this sport just a meme
Mudtrailblazers and getting swept in the playoffs name a more iconic duo
remember to do your job and create future nba superstars
Is there a single person on the entire planet who doesn't have warriors in 4?
FINALLY Collins back on the pitch
Give Portland your energy
this isn't your personal blog. nobody wants to your about your gross life
8 threes
Portland getting swept
Might as well eat my favorite snack
gotta get you one them ventilation systems
blazers will fluke a game at home and get BTFO in game 5
lol
oh alright. thought you were talking about that pull up three
Stop eating monkey head soup Joao
are all players from gonzaga white? or it's that I just know stockton and collins
I want to watch a sextape of Collins and Curry's mom bros
Mark Jackson is such a GSW cocksucker. You'd think the guy would hold some resentment to the organization that fired him so quickly.
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the nba playoffs was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTS FAN) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs
Don't talk to me or my sons ever again.
itll probably be 5 because the warriors are mental midgets
the only saving grace of this """series""" would be a Draymond Collins kerfuffle
Warriors have some really lazy games, sweep in checked based fatass
Hood finally made a 3 pointer
>Curry threeeeeeee
Nvm turnover
Man i have the farst today
Godam shits nasty
>my sister is listening to Billie Eilish again
THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP
i liked it back in the day when celebrities would actually post real things on twitter. nowadays they run everything through a publicist to avoid the mob/getting mocked
WAKE UP
GRAB A BALL AND PUT A LITTLE FAKE UP
PLAY THE DRAY TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE UP
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEY OPEN IN GAME 1
YOU WANTED TO
looney was out of position. good pass from curry
Fucking Hood lmfao.
GSW is going to the Finals, bros.
Lata user
dame down
Based sis
Why does Billie always look so sad?
Keikaku is coming into fruition
I like one of her songs, I was surprised
Blazies score under/over 405 points in the series?
who gets away with the most bitching to refs in the league today?
First for warriors dynasty
Yeah its unstoppable
Post more mulatos pls
This fucking pasta again
>Nurkic sacrificing his leg for the regular season
>Hood sacrificing his knee for the Finals
>??? sacrificing his career for the Championship
the fans
draymon and lebron?
Fuck collins. Fucking ugly pig nosed cracker bitch
Lillard once again disappears and nobody gives him shit for it
1. drayboon
2. cp3
3. harden
4. lebron
lol how is this even a close one?
>disappears
It isn't dame time yet
Ayesha is disgusting
the only players allowed to be criticized are westbrook and lebron
you know, the ones with heart
Liller time soon my friend
Can the Blazies do it lads
no one expects him to win
>mfw my grizzies will be booty blasting BOTH of these teams next year
>game is close
>4th quarter
>trash gsw bench
portland is stealing this
Refs
Blaine Rhyme soon
Its literally every Blazer game
>Suck ass for three quaters
>Catch up
>?????
>Win
>leave. we dont need you. we won without you.
Wake me up when it's Dame Time please
Westbrook is trash though
no, their defense is too shitty
warriors got no killer instinct these portland clowns should be down 20
>ads
>cut back into arena for 5 seconds for some reason
>more ads
ESPN is fucking trash
Honestly liking what im seeing from the Blazers here
God I hope he leaves so he can get utterly and devastatingly exposed.
everything is forgivable when you compare it to kyrie though
Curry is on pace to put up 50 points and they're only up by 6. Literally Memeiors
how the fuck is Portland only down 6 I dont know
Trae Young could out shoot GSW
22-3 free throw disparity
dubs picks what i fap to
Warriors only have 2 guys with 10+ points
They unironically need KD
>Blazers actually won the 3rd quarter
Lindsay Lohan.
your gf
jollibee monkeys
Their defense has been good. They just keep falling for the pick and roll like brainlets. Its so frustrating to watch becaude they're allowing next to nothing inside. Gs had missed a lot of 2 pointers.
Sophie Turner be busted af
Honestly hoping the trailblazers forfeit the rest of the series after tonite
Watching Portland play is just hard even after betting on the warriors
big if true
why didnt these faggot analyst say smth
Anybody else notice Ayesha Curry with the thot braids now?
>entire audience is gonna get equipped with Google CIA radios at home
Nice...
uvulas
Billie's music is good
The East is winning the finals this year
how is she busted? she's hotter than 99.99% of the macacos in brazil
this desu. even though curry is going off they're barely winning.
Steph with the girl face filter
Him and McCollum both pulled a no-show
s10+
Marc Davis called Draymond for an offensive foul after Hood shoved him. He then proceeded to call a soft foul on Curry for Hood.
She's trying so hard to be relevant
White on black interracial gay porn
adam silver
Just wanted to comment on CIA distributing their spying devices to everyone in the arena
i'm tired of listening to her trying to sing bad guy with broken english bro
KEK
ummmm shes getting her confidence back sweaty :)))
At least you don't live here where it seems like it's the same 2 long Australian Labour Party ads
feet
what is going on with ayesha mid life crisis? needs another baby in her?
Steph without the filter
tv timeouts were a mistake. each team should get 2 timeouts per game.
ohainaomi
Portland just needs to keep the game close for Dame to close it out
Wow the Warriors are such a based organization, google home minis woohooo
I would have sex with Ayesha on multiple occasions
based
jesus christ
tranny on girl porn
that Danny D gay video
does ayesha swallow?
lmfaooooooooooo
Zach Collins is the Warriors killer.
lmao
Collins is unironically the best Blazie tonight
Rachel Nichols nose. HD zoomed in.
Cook just became Curry what the fuck
her problem is swallowing TOO much lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
that she is
Splash bros vs Trash bros
were there any screencaps of Zion reacting the the number one pick?
dubs picks who kills dany in the last episode of got
jesus they're just bricking everything tonight
Rodney Hood looks like he has a quite high IQ, almost Draymond Green's level
She has never put a dick in her mouth. Missionary for procreation only
Rodney Hood looks like a pervert
you
a nice empty couch
jon snow
the Chernobyl nuclear disaster which may or may not have occurred
Where will Klay be playing next season?
tulsi gabbard feet pics where
MEMEBALL SAVING THE DAY
sneed
a toe
Lakers
Warriors
Jon I bet
Is she at the game?
Blazers don't have a dog on their team
Rockets have Tucker, Warriors have Green. No one is scared of any Blazer
littlefinger in a surprise tweest
San Francisco
Memeball saved the sport, put some respect on memeball.
dubs
>200 word paper due tomorrow
im fucked
Is there an unironic point to this game beyond making the NBA and ancillaries money?
yea this shit is over, i'll watch hunter x hunter see yall niggas later
He'll stay, even take another paycut to stay in Curry's shadow
Euron
Kanter could be that guy
you didn’t watch his mvp season. Plus trash Westbrook is still better than 99% of the league
The Warriors DJ has lost it
legalized slave trading
that's all sports tho
Ser Draybronn of Blackwater
Dracaras kills Jon
Dany kills herself out of regret
>I’M THE MAN WHO KILLED THE MAN WHO KILLED THE FATHER OF THE WOMAN I JUST KILLED
>Kanter
kek he's soft as shit when he's not on twitter and literally unplayable against good teams
>200 hundred
18+ website user
Its due to the stigma of the Jail Blazers
>100 word paper due next week
it's over bros
Tiny wee wee
kek
got 'em
wtf Curry's mom is Kamala Harris?
i miss him
>Klay a jumper and then a three back to back causing the Blazers to take a timeout
>slow-mo clip before commercial is 10 straight seconds of Curry (who is benched currently) clapping
what did they mean by this
>two hundred hundred
wat
the Warriors are going to be shoveling out millions after millions to keep the crew together for the new arena.
The only one that might leave is KD because he's a fickle person but ultimately he's so much of a cuck that he's gonna stay where the rings are.
haven't seen this shitpost in years
IN THE NIGHT I HEAR THEM TALK THE COLDEST STORY EVER TOLD SOMEWHERE FAR ALONG THIS ROAD HE LOST HIS SOUL TO A PLAYER NAMED HARKLESS
Eastern Finals might as well be the NBA Finals
Gay scat
Will Portland break 90?
>200 word paper
How? I just completed my doctorate and the final thesis was only 175 words total.
Why is Iggy still athletic? That niggas has been in the NBA since like the 90s.
my blazies :(
>lose KD
>player better
hmmm
>Spends a lifetime in Denver
>Somehow becomes 25 again and wins a bunch of rings
>4th or 5th best guy on the team now
>was the number one option on a decent team earlier in his career
>elite defender
maaaaan
he's in great shape no homo
he was mini bron for the longest time
It was supposed to be the Nuggets. This series is cursed.
>Lillard only 14 points
>That fucking iPhone commercial.
curry needs the ball more i think. he can't defer and still drop 30+
>everyone in that salon wants to murder the niggress
based
Blame the bay area
he looks like he uses peds for sure
>dame chokes AGAIN
>/nba/ silent
>westbrook drops a triple double
>ITS HIS FAULT THE THUNDER LOST
Sheep ass niggas
can a 35 year old actually be that naturally jacked
> That fucking State farm commercial
Some guys are just blessed with a good body and he obviously works hard to stay in shape. He's been injured a lot but he also hasn't played regular starter minutes in years.
he's only hard about islam
It still huts.
That happened to me last semester. I did 15 words a day for 7 days straight to complete it. Nearly killed me
How many times are you going to suck Westbrick's peen in these threads? 3 straight first round exits
>Soulless Shaft remake
Westbrook lost to said choking Dame though when they were favored to win. Meanwhile Dame is keeping his team close against the memeoirs.
anyone gonna watch the new SHAFT? for me its hell naw nigga
>virgin apple vs chad state farm
>Dame is keeping his team close
pooland delusion
Would the Nuggies have put up a better fight?
>westbrick out in the first round again
>see you in the finals, Golden State
>TFW no memeworthy commercials
He’s doing jack shit you retard lmao even Mark Jackson is telling him to step it up
>Westshook niggas STILL seething
just tren hard eat clen anavar give up :^)
Mark Jackson is GSW dickrider
look at his shoulders, capped deltoids are a dead giveaway.
nuggets also have no defense, at least jokic could dab on draymanlet though
raps still have to get through the bucks...
lmao what a clown. Here's your >>(you)
God I keep losing money with these bets
If I lose here I'm gonna stop
girl who ghosted me 3 months ago just texted me. said she's on her way over to my apt.
what do?
Home team winning at home is expected why do people bash Portland? Game 2 will be where the actual series starts and we can see adjustments.
Curry's mom is so hott
Lillard exposed?
Lillard exposed.
Nuglets are at least a bigger team. Blazers are all manlets that are getting shot over on one end and blanketed on the other
>we could have had jokic bullying steph and klay with his fat ass
>we get this instead
i want to give sonya curry a ring
Fuck, will the next championship for Portland be in the 2050s?
>fatass jokic
>being able to keep up with the memoires fast pace
nice meme, he couldn't even handle portland.
Still no cakes.
would you date a qt filipina?
nice armpits
The further this goes on the more likely Durant will come back and when he does the series is actually over.
hmmmmmm
He'd die of exhaustion trying to stay in front of Curry
>adam silver
looks like you got your wish
>jokic on the perimeter
Meanwhile, Green is slamming in the paint
Ih oh it's dame.tkme ,
>Portland had almost 30 free throws to the Warriors 10
>still down 9
imagine the smell
Guys, I've been texting this slut and she's drunk and coming over after the game. I'm a virgin, What sex positions should I use so she thinks I'm a pro?
this one has a dick right?
Grab her boobie
is her penis femenine?
Would you guys hit this?
Steph is Lillard’s father
doggy
like curry
>you will never lick her armpits.
eat her pussy right away to show your dominance
holy shit she got that halle berry aging gene
(And that's a good thing!)
anal no lube chicks love it
>i'm a virgin
amazon position
So Westbrook is his grandson?
>he thought warriors wouldn't win it all this year
YIKES!
no
doggy, legs over shoulders, slap her ass some, call her a cumslut etc.
>the warriors aint gonna win this series or any other series without kevin durant. they might not even win a game
why is chuck so fucking retarded and why do people pretend he isn't?
fear the deer bitch
See Daddy's rings, /nba/?
Why would anyone be a Warrior fan over a laker fan?
I bet 10,000 on Portland
>Warriors will go to the finals rested.
cool
Curry > Jordan
imagine what's like to be Seth Curry
BANG
Curry is burying Portland right now. I think the series is already over.
I would fucking love to be Seth Curry
they win
Will Warrior fans take over Portland like they did in LA?
it was over before game 1, they should just skip to the finals
D-DAME TIME...JUST WAIT.....
Looney walks around like he's 80 years old
literally happens every time they play in the playoffs
>steph and klay have the majority gsw points
>no double team
>still leave steph open
what the fuck?
>your brother is the best shooter ever
>you're just okay
Hood has a great style
Take your Degenerate weeb fetish to
Why does this announced always say bang?
10,000 what? Dollars? Are you retarded?
BANG
who can stop the warriors
>letting donkey shoot a 3 on you
oh no no no no this is the fucking western conference final?
ignore espn anything but their women
If the Blazers had Nurkic, the warriors would get destroyed (without durant)
like this post if you agree
kanter should be deported
it's his signature thing. Mike Breen just says bang, puts it in, THAT'S GOOD and NAILS IT
Injuries
He really likes root beer
>me watching this game
What happened to Porzingis again? in full green text
This is going to be a sweep isn't it? This is so boring to watch.
Bucks
>drayboon is gonna chimp his way to another ring
there is no god
I would have sex with any female at this point, id even fuck Ayesha
Injuries can't even stop them
better hope Bucks dont choke to the Raps cuz Raps got no fuckin chance aginst warriors
you forgot his patented "slurpslurpahgodcurrywarriorssluuurp"
kek
their girls are gross tho
i wonder what's chuck excuse right now
Draymond is one of the smartest and most skilled power/small forwards in the league
patriots vs warriors who wins?
Maria Taylor is a dime nigga chu talkin about
Giants
if only the Blazers could hit jump shots or had a 3rd man who was a pure shooting scorer.
>durant puts up 0/0/0/0/0
>still win by 20
ummmmmmm bros...
>at this point
>power forward
>6'7"
in baseball? hockey?
The series doesn't start until Game 2. That's where adjustments are made, and even then it's expected for the home team to win. So the series actually starts at game 3.
I bet GSW +7 for like 2k
I've lost so much money now.
The odds are just not in my favor
i’d make a joke about you being draymond but we both know he can’t read
>Chuck Hayes
>6'6"
>Center
???
>Hey user, let's play some 2K after school.
What do?
something equally fucking stupid i assure you
the fans
fs1 has all the good ones. esp is just dogs and old hags
I dunno but this boomer radio show host in Portland today said that because announcers say “bang” when a shot goes in that they should start calling dame and cj the bang bros(to counter the splash bros). The other radio host was trying to tell him why that was a bad idea without outright saying it and he was clueless. Funny shit. I wish somehow a game would have been announced like that.
God damn Seth Curry looks like a manlet compared to evyerone else.
>embarrassing seth curry by throwing him out there in garbage time
literally lmaoing
>pick the Lakers and drop 55 because defense in those games is broken and you either can't block dunks or can't block anything
>Seth taking all these shit shots to try and impress his mom to get a cheeky handy
cool
i have something i wanna show you
>the one without AI on the cover
Fuck that
raptors, maybe
You're fucking stupid. When Cousins played, or when Looney or Bogut plays center he plays the 4. Watch some more basketball, kid.
THE BANG BROS ARE SLAMMIN TONIGHT IN DOWNTOWN PORTLAND
>damian jones
so this is what they meant by dame time
>Blazers
>Dame time
Dame time on the bench.
not a goddamn chance
>putting makeup on to go to the beach
People underestimate the effectiveness of the Warriors' collective game. When Durant is not here to isoball, they just revert to their pre-Durant collective game, which is plenty enough to win.
ffs, Thompson 3pts shooting % increase from 37% to 50% when Durant is not on the court just because there's suddenly more movement and spaces being created when Durant is not here to freeze the ball.
hate that Warriors assistant coach with the milk dud head
the Bucks are the only team that can stop the Warriors, who am i kidding.
>both teams have to walk the same way into the locker room
That must be awkward
>Dame time.
>More like Sweep time.
>curry took harden's stepback
god damn and the league just got more cancerous.
makes it easier to suck each others dicks fuck both these teams
Hey man he won coach of the year when he had LeBron
>CJ's face
Can't sum up this game any better than that.
I think some teams have gotten so used to the KD Warriors that they got rusty at defending the pre-KD Warriors. 200 iq injury. I wouldn't be surprised if KD faked it to rest his way to the finals and not risk actual injury for his pending free agency.
Raptors swept GSW in the regular season. And Kawhi alone was shitting on them in the WCF. Raps unironically have a better chance at beating them than the Bucks.
they're all friends anyway
saw that lol he's been doing that lately. he used to get called travel when he did it but I guess he complained and won
one of the worst WCF in history lads
>cites regular season
naw man
He did that stepback on Tucker in game 6 when he was dribbling behind the back. That must have tilted Harden because literally right after he just botched an inbound pass to CP3 and turned it over.
The WCF was last week, you miss it bro?
that was pop + kawhi. kawhi is alone this time. also
>regular season
kek
>the regular season
Kawhi is Klay+KD+Draymond combined. He will shit on the Wrariors.
How else would you compare both teams' potential matchup without citing the reg season? How do the Bucks have a better shot?
>Regular season
GSW went 2-2 with Portland in the regular season and it looks like they will sweep
Post sister
he will. his team wont.
no one player can beat KD+Curry+Klay+Draymond. Lebron couldn't do it alone. no one can. you need at least 1 other god tier player. maybe kawhi and lebron could do it.
How come other teams didn't draft 3 all stars and picked another one up in free agency?
why????
76ers did it, but they have an incompetent coach.
some teams draft 3 mvps and let 2 of them leave for peanuts
>draft 3 all stars
curry was the only one who looked elite from the get go. the rest were nurtured into elite players
simmons is the fakest all-star in the league.
who's the third one supposed to be?
Warriors got exposed when Raps made Danny Green bully Steph in the post. They have a weak interior defense and Siakam/Kawhi/Ibaka can feast on them there.
Fultz.
Doris watering her mouth rn
Bucks are going to the Finals
How come other teams don't nurture elite players?
Siakam is up his own ass these playoffs and Ibaka has played like shit bar 1-2 games only.
you need a steve kerr level coach to do that
GSW did jack shit. They just got lucky that Curry was injury-prone early in his career so they could sign him to a cheaper deal. Draymond only became a factor in their offense because David Lee was injured and Kerr had no choice but to start Draymond. GSW was built on an ungodly amount of luck.
a lot of this shit is luck. What if minnesota didn't pick rubio and flynn? What if they never figured out what was wrong with curry's ankles? What if the league didn't change the rules to favor shooters?
sounds like wishful thinking bro. in a series you have time to make adjustments. but we'll see fuck it. im all in for a competitive finals.
Siakam only slowed down due to Embiid guarding him. Bucks and Warriors don't have a center as good as him to shut down Siakam. And Ibaka shows up when he's playing with the starters. His mid-range through pick-and-pops are free buckets. Keep an eye on Ibaka vs. Bucks tmrw, he always lights them up.
You think the league should change the rules to favor physical and brutish play?
I'm a warriors fan, honestly don't give a shit if Durant leaves, we don't need him, never did.
will never happen
society as a whole is moving to pussification in all areas. screens to be outlawed within 10 years.
this narrative is dumb. of course they're still top 3 w/o kd. but with him they're like -10.
BOLD call there MacGyver LMAO
it’s dumb if you don’t watch them. This happened multiple times throughout the season. They were struggling against the Rockets, Steph and Klay were getting bullied, but now they’re doing what they’re best at which is moving off the ball and getting open looks and they’re back to blowing teams out.
The Nuggets got run out of the arena in 3 quarters every time they faced the Warriors in the regular season.
Imagine that inexperienced Nuggets team facing the Warriors in the WCF.
it's kinda weird that they're playing better without him.
still, it's better to have someone like Durant around just in case shit goes down.
i watch ~50-60% of reg season games and almost every playoff game this post season. they are in no way shape or form BETTER without KD. Tonight is proof that they are still elite without KD but I fail to see the proof that they are better
He plays ISO hero ball as much as he professes he likes to play team ball.
Him passing and making plays is a meme. Keeping the ball and shooting it every single possession is where is heart truly is
He did play the system in his first year, but as time went on GSW decided to just let him ISO. When it's not him handling the ball, he just camps in the corner and ironically kills spacing for GSW to cut or drive.
Teams forgot to play against pre-KD Warriors
Indeed. They get by because of the other elite players on the team. That shit didn't fly in OKC and it won't fly on whatever team he's headed to.
>even worse, he *bonks* a three in garbage time
their ball movement is 100x worse with KD
not really. you know those pick and roll plays drawn up to get a player an open shot with seconds remaining? It was Kerr’s idea to run those plays on nearly every possession and he’s the first coach to ever do that
Nothing.go to sleep