"at the end of the day, its a game of two halves"

>"at the end of the day, its a game of two halves"

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what about extra time then ?

>they didn't capitalize on their chances, and were punished

>it was a good team effort
>I trusted them and they trusted me to make the right plays

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>it was a good effort but in the end, the better team won

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>We are taking it one game at a time

>OH WHAT A GOAL, ABSOLUTELY SEN-SATIONAL

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>watch ice hockey for the first time
>it's a game of three halves

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>I'm not saying the refs were bad, but those were some pretty bad calls at the end
>gets fined

>they could be three nil up by now

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>these refs are shit
>I'm going to kill you
>and fuck your wife
>doesn't get fined because chad

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>He's a real student of the game

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>He used all of his experience to draw the foul

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>sensational goals
>spectacular saves

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There are actually an infinite number of halves in a game, because to finish a half you have to get halfway through the half, then halfway through the remaining time, and so on and so on for an infinite number of divisions, thus motion is impossible

>this man is just a natural footballer, and he's got an incredible cock to boot

>he's a great player, on & off the field

>You have to feel for them

>As the old saying goes "football is a game where 22 men run around the pitch chasing the ball and where in the end Germany always wins"

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that's actually a world war quote, by Churchill. "World War is a game where 22 nations run around like a bitch and where in the end Germany sucks our collective cock"

"They used to pair the big black man with the big black woman and they'd have big black babies"

>they just wanted it more

>It's a game of 18 halves

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>they kick ball bad

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>I don't agreed with his views on Jews, black people or homosexuals but my god he can pick out a pass

That's it. No reparations for you, Rastapopulos.

>and that...just about sums it up for ______

>He's just asking the question, keeping the ball in play

Why didn't Germany have better allies?

>"at the end of the day"

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>And that's all you can say for the life of the poor

>I would like to thank the Renaissance and the Enlightenment for this victory. I really believe Newton's laws were out there helping us get the W.

>"despite losing, they dominated the game, they deserved to win."

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>they didn't deserve to lose, they were the better side

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>"It is what it is."

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>every match will be a final for us

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>This does not fucking slip now. This does not fucking slip now. Listen. Listen. This is gone. We go to Norwich. Exactly the same. We go again. Come on!

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My old boss had a lot of canned sayings he repeated. He was a fast-talker and a charlatan and he used them as a way of appearing intelligent or otherwise adding in filler to the conversation to keep the tempo going at his own chosen pace.

> at the end of the day
was one such saying and now every time anybody says it (and its actually somewhat common) I cringe.

What other goodies did he say..
> Let me ask you this
> Lets do this
> Some things just need to be a certain way

I quit that job and it was one of the best decisions of my life, fuck that psychopath.

why didn't they just fly paratroopers to Moscow?

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No one cares, virgin.

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>virgin
What have me away?

then why can I touch a wall

Bergson, lmao

Ice Hockey has three halves

>player beats 4 men, boatengs the CB and perfectly volleys it into the top corner, scores hatrick
>"errrm, yeah, Burnley away is never easy, eerrrm but we had some good passion from the boys today errrrm, just happy to get those three points and look forward to the next game"

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>ITS IN!
>OOOOH WHAT A GOAL!
>AND HE SCORES!
It was awkward when I first heard english narrators saying this shit, for me these lines were always soulless video game dialogue, didnt realize they actually said this shit, lmao.

>muh Zeno's paradox

you commentators scream goooooooooooooooooool for 30 seconds, in a bored tone, after every tap-in, how is that any better?

That theoretically has a limit, which is 1 so fuck off.

>"We just have to play [team name] brand football"

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quantum physics: i'm about to end this whole man's career

god forbid having a soul

>the shot was great but the save was even better

>he'll have to get used to the PACE and PHYSICALITY of the Premier League, Martin

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>30 seconds
>in a bored tone
>after every tap-in
that's the opposite of soul

>yeah nah it was good to get the win

>well what are you goona do
>if he did it, poopspla splat plappy
>when i was their age, i aged the very same
>if i was there right now, id have done the exact same thing as if i was there then but as if what happening there was what was happening now
>if you want to take a shit then ur gonna lose some mass
>if you eat ass then you are liable to get an infection
>if you don't reply to this post then your mother will die in her sleep
>if my pee isnt a random number generator then this match is over and done with
>for every goal you score there'l be a goal you wont
>if i had a penny for every pound i had, id have 101% of the money i already have
>when i see those bright young faces, i remember how i used to be one of those faces, and yet time has shafted me. youth is wasted on the young, truly tyler

>>"at the end of the day"
It gets dark.

>"he's a real student of the game"

>the score does not reflect the game

fag

Because nobody liked Germany