/nrl/ - Peem Pist Wednesday edition

Thinking about going to the office Nicole works out.

How did that dog take the selfie without any thumbs?!?

autosage test

Our poomunity is so irrelevant the mods don't even know we exist in the first place

i can change that

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it only took six months but i have went from 80kg to my goal weight of 112kg and now i am ready to be a powerlifter

looking forward to seeing you on worlds strongest man mate

this is me btw

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Maybe they’re just really close friends

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all me

...

dead poomunity

bring back au/sp/

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love the 30 seconds of disorientation after you wake up from a sleep before reality sets back in and you remember what a fuck up you are and the crushing pressure of your life sets in once again

>tfw you dream you're watching a broncgods grandfinal live with your qt broncos supporting gf and then you wake up

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Who /getting ready for tayg/ here

Thriving community

Never bring back au/sp/

LOOK, IF YOU HAD
ONE SHOT
ONE OPPOURTUNITY
TO SEIZE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED
IN ONE MOMENT
WOULD YOU CAPTURE IT
OR JUST LET IT SLIP

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>ANOTHER afl guest
>still no nrl guest
It's not fucking fair lads

god i would absolutely smash mummy robin butler

Those lip things are 100% a bondage gag toy

>Catalans Dragons are playing the Wigan Warriors at Camp Nou

Rugby League on thriving International game watch

eating a very yummy dinner right now :)

b-bump???

;_;

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just at work bumping the thread lads

Based nightshift

what happened to the dog? h8 jannies tbqh :c

ah yes the AFL

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my SuperCoach dynasty is in ruins

Manly Warringah

is

gay

and

Possibly the worst /nrl/ thread so far this season guys. There's a court ruling on Friday and the Parramatta captain was on tv saying he'll decide where he'll be playing later this week OR next week when the club have given a deadline for this Friday also. Broncos vs Easts big game Friday night, last 8 times they've played at Lang Pk Broncos have won and didn't they beat the (eventual premiers) chooks twice last year, added to that they're hanging on by a tiny thread if they want to make the finals. I can't even remember who's playing on Thursday night but whatever it'll be an hors d'oeuvres. Do you blokes reckon grouse round or rad round is better for next year?

fuck up retard

For me it's Finasteride.

goodnight lads

Tonight's game is storm vs tigers which is probably the most boring game they could possibly televise and very well may kill this poomunity

For me it's having a panic attack every time you feel a slight tingle from your scalp, thinking you've just lost another hair forever.

>implying they’ll do it
>implying they won’t wait until next weeks televised local derby against the sharks on Sunday
The script wills it

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the wife

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Will the Storm score triple figures tonight?

based joshy

LAWGOD ARE YOU HERE MATE? I NEED YOUR HELP ASAP BECAUSE CRIC ISN'T HELPING AND NEITHER IS /ADV/

If you have sex with a girl who is under the age of consent, but you were mislead to believe she was older, what sort of punishment are you looking at? Prison time? A fine? Public flogging?

I just right now found out that an "18" year old who I fucked from Tinder is actually 14!

I thought she was just ghosting me because, you know sometimes that happens, whatever. But I'm concerned the reason she isn't talking to me is because she's underage and her parents may have found out. Fuck this. I came inside her as well after she told me she uses the pill! Christ I fucking hope that's true!

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you have never had sex and you never will

/afl/ is up

youtube.com/watch?v=QbOK5dpRuvw

Based Jack de Belin

I had sex in a dream once, that has to count for something

dream sex is literally better than real sex

Did you cum?

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pathetic thread

this is me btw

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just woke up lads. what's for din dins?

too much sodium and too much carbs, just like the past week

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tonights result will be tiger than you think

>The NRL has determined that any payments made to Inglis in 2019 in his new off-field roles will be included in the Club’s 2019 salary cap. A determination will be made later this year on the amount to be included in the Club’s 2020 salary cap based on what Inglis will be paid in 2020 over and above the expected wage for the roles he will be doing. The NRL has given the Club a preliminary indicative value of $100,000 to be included in next year’s salary cap for planning purposes, however this is to be finalised later this year.

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god the nrl is fucking pathetic

im just gonna start watching afl instead

This desu

theres never any off field dramas with afl. the nrl is a low iq shitshow run by morons and kikes.

fuck em. consider me an afl convert. go DABLOOS.

Punished Darius edition

youtu.be/oYiu-RvKfKk
youtu.be/oYiu-RvKfKk
youtu.be/oYiu-RvKfKk

2 cans of beef chunky soup for din din

BIG BOY

Just ordered a bunch of women's clothes and decided to become a tranny so I can watch afl lads

reckon if you're a regular guy working in pozzbourne and one day you came to work with a skirt on you'd have more chance of being promoted

based dragQUEEN

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finna gonna winna toninna

My new name is Lucy Kochsuch and I would prefer if you refered to me as such

>Tigers paying $3.90

That is ridiculous value, if you're not on that well, you're not a punter

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im not a punter. im a winner. thats why i have my house on storm 1-12.

100-120**

RC you here m8?

A cardbox box behind ringwood station isn't a house mate

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great to see peter garrett is still alive and well

west tigers 4.15 on sportsbet

Down to 4.00 now, was at 4.50 20 minutes ago but I was suspended for some reason, cunts

reminder to gamble responsibly lads

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>I was suspended for some reason
you probably won more than 15 bucks at a time

God imagine making Vonnie laugh as you hold her in your arms

her voluptuous titties jiggle as she giggles

Reminder I have a gf now but we're waiting for marriage.

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>7:50pm kickoff

Tigers bet em twice last year lads, hope you got your bets in

Jesus, even Bob Hawke couldn't stand the thought of Shorten winning the election

Tipped Poorm lads even though I hate them

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congrats on not being a complete moron

Bet 500 bucks on the based Poogers lads

congrats on being a complete moron

But did you gamble responsibly

I only Drink Wise

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>taking the poo

Reminder I have a gf now but we're waiting for marriage.

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>taking the poo
>guy in crowd oh you puss
Based guy

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Need free streaming options. VIPBox got nothing.

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here you go
9now.com.au/live/channel-9

its on vip box retard

9now.com.au/live/channel-9

>start to signup for Kayo or whatever it's called
>just get to email verification
>week or so later they offer the first month for 5 bucks
>never took them up on their offer
Showed them lads

is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1556965770523.webm

KEK

Tigers are winning, cashing out lads

based sc not updating

would love to pay money to be a part of this great experience

that was pretty good

>kicks penalty goals
Riveting football match lads

clearly knocked it on

nicole

If you removed penalty goals the game would improve 100%. Prove me wrong.

clearly plays for the panthers m8

panthers arent playing moron

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
THEY'RE TAKING THE FUCKING POO.

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virgin

You have to ramp up sinbins too. It's bullshit that they backed off from binning people this year.

Bins are based and are always well deserved. You should get binned for taking the poo.
>take poo
ok fine you lose a player for 5 minutes

>v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-VIRGIN!!!

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HE DIDN'T DENY IT

Yes I am a virgin.

Does McQueen have Japanese cartoons tattooed on his legs?

Poogers are up by 1 try (2 penatly goals) vs Poorms half a try (1 penatly goal). Poorm need 2 penatly goals to take the lead or one field goal (1 point)

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STOP TAKING THE POO

Jesus christ, I knew this game would be boring

I know he has a Dragon ball Z one

Jesus fuck more poos. Imagine buying a ticket to see this shit.

Hi Greg

So exciting I wonder if he'l miss

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based retarded newcunt short attention span zoomer

classic game of rugby on show tonight lads

t. poo connoisseur

Loving this afl game

Haiyai

how fast is this kid

>Poogers just found out that tries are worth more points than penalty goals

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>farah's """tackle"""

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Can I get an F for Bob Hawke lads

>poopenhausen

barry check the fuse box

chambers is stealing a living as an nrl player

Woah where'd you find this pic of me?

>3rd choice FB for the storm

Poogers NEED a penalty goal to even the score lads

Wait I thought if you deliberately into another player that your team gets the penalty or is that only from dummy half.

S. Right wing cuck

Me sitting autistically behind the tryline in front of the ad sign

:p

>he bet on Poorm

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>but he called me a virgin if I don't deny it then it will be confirmed

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FUCKING REFBALL
POORM ARE ALWAYS MILKING PENALTIES
REEEEEE

Imagine not taking the poo there, easy 2 points before half time

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The more you take the poo the more likely you are to lose

I would not be able to make eye contact with any of those women lads

Papenhuyzen
He cute
You beut

Jess Yates has fallen off a cliff in the last 18 months.

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Does Chickenkid still fuck his sister lads?

>tfw Roosterman didn't actually run that meme page

Kid was just as autistic as Roosterman though

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useless coconut letting a manlet score over him

Reminder that Bill Shorten killed Bob Hawke to gain sympathy votes for Labor

Smart just like Poorms set plays

Didn't he hate the current labor high ups

Doesn't matter he was the guy who was a BroncGOD customer who skulled that beer that one time. That's all people remember.

...

Imagine thinking the same dumb wog gimmick was still funny

I fucking hate that the remote for my tv has a fucking netflix button built into it that's bigger than every other button on the remote so even though I don't subscribe to that shit if I slightly bump the remote or something it interrupts whatever I'm doing to open the fucking netflix app and beg me to subscribe

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reminder to gamble responsibly lads
also fuck nightshit and fuck incels

My huge overly obese fat son's fat fingers keep accidently hitting the netflix button and it's pissing me off lads.

>steve shitty

The absolute state of the tigers

What's he doing upstairs m8?

Slater sounds like he's on pooicide watch since storm are down

Based Me
Based You
Based Poomunity

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Reminder

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STOP TAKING THE FUCKING POO

Based ball hogging bombing the try

Red pill me on Bob Hawke.

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Based channel 9 milking Hawkes death for money and advertising it during the footy.

Ok you've had your fun now it's time to let Poorm win so I'm 1/1

You can't milk a hawk, they're not mammals m8

You can't produce milk but your dad milks you every night

I am a mammal so I can produce milk

There is a girl ITT lads

Just realised after 68 minutes that jt is in the commentary box lads

Jason Taumalolo is NOT in the commentary box lads

really enjoying justin trudeau's commentary lads

Jason taylor is though m8

>its a poorm shit the bed for 70 mins then score two meme trys to win episode

Justin Timberlake plays AFL why would he be commentating NRL

THERES A PEDO GOING ROUND GETTING (YOU)’S

Will Chambers LTD

Tigers should’ve taken the poo

>can still see the soccer markings on the field

giv 1/1

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Poorms next training session given by a toddler on catching skills

>its a Pozzbourne get a penalty in front of the posts in the 79th minute to even up the game and go into golden point episode

Everyone should be forced to do a flip before playing the ball

Inb4 some rarely called penalty gifts the storm 2 points and they win in extra time.

>poogers

>they have never looked like winning the game
Really makes you think

tank u

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poormwinslol

Maybe they should have taken the poo after all

>that knock on
>maintains possession

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How fucking distracting is that flashing ad if youre a player

>not taking the poo

If you're a player the only things your looking at is other players bulges you don't even know the signs are there.

>it doesn't matter

OF COURSE THE KICK MATTERS YOU RETARDED FOX COMMENTATOR

>pox commentators
They're the worst.

1/1 lads what about you?

already 8 from 8 m8

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Why the fuck are there so many trannies in these belong ads

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Mr Greenberg, it's a pleasure to have you join us tonight.

Best post of the night

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Absolute kino, they made the jersey look weird though

and his hair, i guess they were too use the pen tool

>Nathan Hindmarsh has NEVER won a premiership

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>it ain't me starts playing

112 KG MASTER RACE

Where are my responsible gamblers at

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right here laughing all the way to the bank yet again

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Hannah Hollis will probably go to bed alone at midnight dredding waking up early in the morning and spending all day with some annoying boomers

just counting my winnings

might go car shopping tomorrow

Hot wheels or Lego m8?

might add another mercedes to the collection

like the look of the amg 63 coupe

>souths employ gringlis as an accountant
>profits double overnight

just remembered the hot lego joke on the glasshouse

He is University educated after all

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youtube.com/watch?v=FZk_CLuemUI

That pic makes me laugh everytime I see it. I think its the ball that does it

He did win our hearts though

just want to die lads

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fuck tripcunts

>fuck tripcunts

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even if you post as an ironic tripfag, you're still a faggot

>even if you post as an ironic tripfag, you're still a faggot

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Don't be mean to Joshy trippy. He's /nrl/ family's 14yr old grandson

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Ch9 on btfowatch

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I'm gay lads

That's why Nicole left you m8

Nicole left me because of my own fucking stupidity. I would give anything to have her back. Just the thought of that huge coconut ape and her even holding hands makes me sick.

kek some wogball player has just come out as gay

Really want a chick from the north of England to fart on my face and speak dirty to me.

who

lick my ass

Halo Wars 2 for me

>gaylo

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>RTS

>got letter in november last year saying nbn would be "coming by march, preorder now"
>didn't come in march
>nbn site updated in april to say "from may"
>hasn't come in may
>now says "may take 6-12 months"

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Folau rejected an ultimatum to take down the post, which would have indicated submission, allowing him to continue playing because the breach would have then been classed as low to mid-tier.

Folau told his Church it was an offer from Satan. He will not take the post down, nor stop posting religious material that could be deemed offensive by Alan Joyce.

Folau has already rejected a $1 million settlement offer by Rugby Australia, and it’s now understood no amount of money will convince him to drop the case and walk away.

Folau is so resolute in his belief that he has being religiously persecuted, he will forgo the option of a second code of conduct hearing to appeal a termination decision, and instead head straight to the Supreme Court to bring Australian rugby to its knees.

The 30-year-old Wallabies star wants to make a statement to the world, a world that has forsaken God, about religious expression. Money is not his primary objective, he has recently preached in sermons at his Church "no man can serve two masters, you can not serve both God and Mammon."

Folau is done playing rugby. This is a higher calling for him. He is willing to be a martyr for Christ.

And rugby will burn while he does so.

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Ryan Hall to debut tonight for the Roosters, potentially the clubs greatest signing from Super League since Remi Casty.

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who will be play him in the inevitable biopic?

The Rock of course
also plays Raelene Castle in drag and Alan Joyce in whiteface like those Eddie Murphy movies

>Adrian Morley
>Remi Casty
>Joe Burgess
>Now Ryan Hall

How do the Roosters convince these Europeans to play for them when they all just flop?

>Maguire refused to lay blame with the onfield decision from his players to turn down a shot at goal with a little under 15 minutes remaining that would have increased the Tigers' advantage to 10 points.
>Veteran five-eighth Benji Marshall appeared to be the one that turned down the near certain penalty goal as the Tigers instead went for the game-clinching try.

>f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck up j-j-j-j-j-j-j-josh

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Can you SMELL what Ralene is cooking?

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Did you actually think people would find that post funny?

The Rock's quirky eyes are always funny he's made a $300m career because of doing the bit

Less than two hours to glory

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Hmmmmmmmmm

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good goy

Perth glory play on Sunday mate

>crying
Sook

^

>buying lotto tickets
>being anti-vaccines
>beating your missus in public
>letting teammates film you fingering your anus while masturbating
>driving home drunk from a high profile aboriginal gathering
Is there anything higher iq than an nrl player

I hope you still found the original Eddie Murphy post (mine) funny

The Right Honourable Mark Latham MLC at the de Belin hearing to cheer him on and crash the press conference to defend workers rights.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
twitter.com/stevezemek/status/1129266241988775936

It's over lads
The dream is dead

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>Poolau and Pee Poolin both BTFO on the same day
based

There is no justice

I'm done with this sport lads, enjoy your kike owned dying game

Debellin on BTFO watch

come join convict, ivan and myself in supporting the superior and morally virtuous /afl/.

Left home this morning and neighbors were going at it. Just got home from work and they're still at it. Must have been going at it all day long. All I hear is yeah you're my bitch aren't you Nicole and between screams and moans yes fuck me you big brown coconut. Happy for them lads.

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looks like love won

as it should
#loveislove

>Degenerate faggots spreading STDs
>love
pick one

>232 Nonetheless the evidence does not suggest that Mr de Belin will be unable in the future to negotiate a renewal with St George Illawarra or a playing contract with another club in the event he is ultimately acquitted, despite being stood down in the interim, or that it has been established on the balance of probabilities that the value of any renewal or contract which he may negotiate in the future will be significantly impacted upon by reason of his being stood down.
Here's where he lost lads. She found Jack could play on the same money into his mid-30s.

Also found there was no evidence that he would be picked for Origin in 2019 (236), so Jack losing the $90k in 2019 Origin match fees does not count:
>there are no guarantees that Mr de Belon or another player facing such a serious criminal charge of a sexual and violent nature would have played in these games in any event, even if he had not been stood down.

Because Jack was therefore financially unharmed the restraint of trade was reasonable.

I don't think the /nrl/ does enough for the based gay community. They used to teach them not to beat women.
I think they should have to go on a date with a gay guy and are instructed in the finer points of having protected sex and then have based special passionate gay sex with their date.

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/cric/ RUNS /nrl/

Thriving poomunity watch

inb4 Folau becomes a transgender athlete

>throw two passes and almost score a try
>no advantage taken
Yeah sure

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Literally based

absolute state of the panthers

poothers with the palm strike

really thought we would win this one tonight :/

K O D I

>if the panthers season spirals out of control
>if

god i could murder brett finch with my bare fucking hands he is such a waste of space

Based Finchy with the elite analysis

hes better than ennis

Based fucking Warriors lads

>That week, on the Professor’s Late Hit also on Fox Sports, comedian James Rochford gave Ennis a lesson on Hypocrisy 101. It was tongue-in-cheek and the viewers had a good laugh but, as this column understands it, Ennis and management did not. Rochford was told to back off.

>warriors winning
>no kiwi flags in the thread

Although it's a very common occurrence, I still love seeing muscular NZ teams dominate their little Aussie sisters.

Fuck up Josh

>poothers NOT taking the poo
based

What's this H2 and clock counting down horseshit

poothers will win

Soon...

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>spillan dedwards

kek

KEK

the absolute state

Why didn't they just tackle him lads

2/2 ladies. Got $50 on Easts too. Literally who will stop my SportsBet empire?

broncos refball at suncorp

>$50 on Poosters @ $1.36
nice """""empire""""" nightcunt

Can't believe Jack lost lads

Greenberg, his daughter's touch footy friends... They won.

And an innocent man lost. An innocent man who has only known footy his whole life and is not allowed to play.

>disrupt the club to sign a coach that hasn't ever won anything ever
>lose gus
>turn to literal shit

based poothers

I've never wanted the Poosters to win so much in my life lads

Not just win, but straight up fucking demolition and murder

>Penn family selling Manly
time for big Max to step up

might buy them and move them to Port Moresby

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>biggest warriors win in recent years
>no new zealand flags in this thread

*btfos sexists, homophobes and racists*

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would fuck Samantha Delmege/invite her to the brapsesh

ryan hall to score a try 1.91
Remember to gamble responsibly lads

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Why do boomers love Matthew Lodge so much?

>opponent left Herbert on the pine

why not
*bets*

B R O N C G O D S
IT'S REVENGE TIME

>brapsesh
how many times do I have to tell you they don't exist moron?

incoming multiple errors from isucko

Matt lodge got to beat the shit out of some seppos and come back to play for the broncgods

Roosters game plan
>run at isucko

Broncos plan
>don't give the ball to isucko

>Why does the team have to celebrate
Based Gus

I think SKD's old jersey might be cursed lads

Brapsesh invitees:
>Cam Smith's wife
>Ruan
>Vonnie
>Samantha Delmege
>that Georgia chick from tinder
>the thicc Cowboys' cheerleader from a few threads ago
>pre-anorexia Molan

any others you lads want in?

Penalty Try BroncGODS

Cronk btfo

CRONK BINNED
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CRONK BTFO'D

Charmayne Palavi

why can't boyd just pass it backwards?

BLONDE FEMALE TOUCHIE!

>Boyd yelling at her
Absolute fucking faggot

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Woah cool your jets hotshot. We respect women AND based homosexuals here.

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based poosters

When's the Warriors game?

>Concede to 12 men
We call that a Nightshift around here

brett finch is /nrl/ irl

Another elite decision from Blonde Female Touchie sending it up as a try

>Concede to 12 men
We call that a dream cum true around here

Virginity overwhelming me

youtube.com/watch?v=oYiu-RvKfKk

I just myself today

IBREAKO

kino

>breaking Isucko's leg
Based poosters

top fucking kek

>pootrell involved in someone getting injured
not surprised

Oh no no no no

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Blonde Female Touchie = based
""""Based"""" Female Touchie = cringe

Somebody please take goyd out back for good

why can't boyd just pass it backwards?

Who fucking coaches my BroncGODs jesus christ just pass the ball and run at them none of this bullshit

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for me, its BFT

B(londe)FT AGAIN

she's having a blinder ladies

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!

based user still posting based joshy's OC after all these years

the fuck was that pass

-6 points from the one man advantage

$500 through More Hearts lads

>broncos play a team that isn't half reserve grade injury replacements
>getting dabbed on
makes you think

is this joshy OC, who was the cowwies poster

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It's really cute when the touchies try to assert their dominance and it's always ignored.

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H
A
A
S

reminder that if you aren't starting haas you are NO supercoach

That try will get that big coconut cunt into an Origin Jersey. Can't wait to see him get exposed

BRONCGODS
BRONCGODS
COMEBACK

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posting old OC I have

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In 30 years it will be called the Payney H medal

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Miss 2013-14 /nrl/, Peak Matt, Burgess point, ABR, Rirrirty Rirrity etc

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>both roosters players not called in touch
?????

forwardcos

>that dyed redhead and dyed black hair girl

Anyone have EEK LE COCONUT WINGER?

That's the same as rirrity rirrity m8

>all these freshies trying to prove they're not freshies
kek

KEK

K E K

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based and elite matt reporting in

>Indigenous welfare officer

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>absolute state of niteshite's SC side

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Inb4latrellhattrick

>they're going to take a shot
>we'll take a break

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oakposting

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>that cluster fuck
KINO

she cute!

>Male Touchie makes an awful decision

Really makes you think

How is that girl just sitting and floating lads?

Nicole we can still make it work between us. We just have to learn to forget. Love is stronger than anything else.

Dumb fobroncos

FUCKING COCONUT JUST FUCKED UP ALL THAT HARD WORK.
FUCKING GET THEM OFF THE TEAM.

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Nicoleposting is such a lazy gimmick

Sick of this organised effort to baby cronk. Fuck off and play touch if you're going to cry about getting tackled

>dat tummy
hhnnggggg

if both teams take the poo in quick succession, it cancels each other out right?

Big fan of a first half field goal lads

OH NO NO NO NO

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KEKEKEKEKEKE What the fuck was that.

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>tfw captained that dumb abo

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KINO af

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Is locky re-losing his hair lads

Vonnie the Maroochydore whore looking nappy as fuck.

delete that or consequences will never be the same cunt

>tfw no sweaty netball gf

looking sober as ever

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As a alcholic myself he's fucking tanked lads

As fucking professional football players how can you fuck up a kickoff?

Why was that even sent to the video ref?

Jamal and tyrone are coming over tonight!

KFC

this

...

/afl/ is making fun of us again :(

I think it was to see if the ball went out in the in foal or the field of play

where is penalty broncos?

There was never penatly broncos, it was just other peems whining because the BroncGODs are just that good

K-keep it close so the qld viewers don’t turn off..

the incel pedo richo

Rent free

PEDO HUH?
NECROPHILIAC YUH

>that play

KEK

A coconut will fuck it up for the BroncGODS

based ryan hall to score the winner

Get that Roosters fan in the brapsesh pronto

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pic anybody?

she was fat mummy as fuck lad

poolette

>toilette

...

>falling for bait twice
That's a yikes from me

>aim for the post
>miss

based newfag

My virginity is so tense right now I think it's making my hair fall out even faster lads

fin lad

based seggy
he will win it

me in the hat lads

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based Alex ‘monarch of the’ glenn

HOLY SHIT BASED

>taking the one

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not sure if field goal is the right thing

classic memeford

Predicting final score 9 - 20

high iq play right there
Broncos by 1

Predicting final score, poosters crying on the ground

It was a last ditch thing since they fucked up their 5th tackle play. They didnt plan on taking the firld goal.

What the fuck

Broncos easily get most refball in the league

Based non racist refs not calling that a mid air tackle

>Teddy

>saying rooster blatant knockon not being called is broncos refball

broncGODS have unironically outplayed poosters

Early field goal has the poosters shook.

GET THIS FUCKING FOB OFF THE FIELD AND PLAY ON

Quick give him a handy to relieve the pain

poosters absolutely shook by the early field goal

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Looks like Poosters were shook by that early field goal lads

Elite post

S E G G Y

broncGODS

Guess Roosters have to start trying now

BRONCGODS
LOSING VIRGINITY HERE I COME

losing fergo unironically hurt the roosters

nice pun mate! haha

>black guy stole a try
Can Seggy keep the casual racism off the field

In before broncos relax too hard after scoring and let roosters back into the game

>that freshie still posting in /afl/

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Poosters need 4 penalty goals to win lads

Robbo about to draw up an 8 point try here

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When you can read the Steeden you're in trouble

P O O

>knockon

High IQ poo

Roosters need 4 field goals to win lads

>giving away 2 points because you didn't pack the scrum to waste time
What the fuck. I hope my BroncGODS lost just for that.

Good call from Blonde female touchie there

Payne Haas? More like Ass Payne am i right lads

memeford intercepted incoming

>ass
You fucking absolute cunt. Ass fucking ass? Where the fuck do you think you live you cunt. We live in Australia, you know the country you live in and here we say arse and spell it arse. You need to get your head out of your ARSE and stop watching friends and whatever American shows you watch and apply yourself. You disgust me so much. Say it properly ARSEhole.

FUCK

Darius Boyd flopped

Boyd the diving weak cunt

We diveball now lads

based boyd flopping

Don't have a cow man

BOYD CHEAT

lmao

>bating Latrell
Can Seggy get anymore based

>Seggy

LMAO

broncos confirmed for premiers again lads

Darius’s dad knew he would be a cunt that’s why he left the family.

Embarrassing from Seggy. Show some respect for your elder

Why the fuck is locky rocking the combover

>imagine being bald
>growing your hair back
>then starting to go bald again
ON TV

We need to protect our mentally fragile aboriginals from coconut bullies

Wayne didnt leave m8. Broncos pushed him out.

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>r-r-r-r-refball
C O P E

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based victor radley

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based victor radley not used to large vocal crowds

Just threw up lads

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Abella has a much bigger nose

*sucks your cock*

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>Buy Dearden

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based tripless nightshit's multi btfo'd by friday as usual. god is in his heaven, and all is right in the world

>cronk
>11

8.25k morons have this shitter in their teams

cronk is the quintessential sc nuff

no relevant teams have him

>91% of money on easts
hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm

>Segeyaro was making cappuccinos for chinks in Kogarah 2 weeks ago

my opponent whom is female, captained haas....

out fucking skilled ;_;

fresh bread?

not sure why seggy was ever dropped from nrlel. he is only 28 despite looking 35 but he has always been a quality player.

Nah

WE'RE TAKING THIS BAD BOY TO 1000

Had dramas off the field. Liked to slurp Canadian Club out of fannys like Corey Norman.

drink beer or fuck off

Sharts over cap

how cruel is that. because your team is managed by morons and they go over cap, you have to make coffee for chinks.

Who is a good meme to captain this week? thinking Nikora

Fatfata

enjoy seeing all these topless broncos lads

Triple digit IQ: Okunbor (c)

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I can't believe a coconut saved the day lads

Should've C'd Haas mate

>Erin Molan taking YET ANOTHER job from Fatty Vautin

SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED

Would sniff Molan's farts.

BRONCGODS

so chiropractors can call themselves doctors legally despite not having a medical degree, nor phd? this is confusing me

National Rifle League?? I thought they banned guns in new zealand

want to fuck ASMR Darling

This is the Southern Vassal State of China, not New Zealand, dumb toothpaste

when is she going to make a farting video?

Hate this new wave of ASMR zoomers, WhisperCrystal will forever be the GOAT

What does it feel like to score a winning try lads? Please don't say sex or a BJ because I have experienced neither of them.

Moved house since last election so now I have no idea where to go to vote lads

Proper banger lads
youtube.com/watch?v=K2qIVQ_O-4I

Actual banger lads
youtube.com/watch?v=OLVtqVxZgYI