>defeats literal magic
>stops the process and a decade long tank job
Today:
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>stops the process and a decade long tank job
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>1% for Zion Williamson
What if they win?
Last digit of this post confirms how many games it will take the Blazers to beat the Warriors 4 times in this series.
tonight, we're all hawks
damn thats efficient...
>championship roster
Uhhhhh
I have some bad news
No, he wasn’t, because he was trash and got locked down. That’s my entire point you dumb, dumb filthadelphian
Sup niggas. Can someone explain the fucking draft to me. Lotteries and shit. Ive followed the NBA for years but never gotten to the point of understanding the lottery or the trades. I know how the picks work, but the lottery escapes me.
The lottery is literally just the draft order neing randomly determined
>being not the primary scoring option make you trash and locked down
guess the entire roster save for kawhi is garbage then?
also you forgot that embiid is never the primary option and that brett 'retard' brown tries to have simmons attack the rim or jj reddit DHOs
Don’t you have to win a championship to have a championship roster?
honestly just getting the mavs pick and their own pick at the projected position is the best case scenario.
And what about the draft? Why tank then?
nice job danny ainge
>it happened again
t. never won a spiritual championship
>lefraud going to philly
i guess they must be tired of the playoffs already
>Brett Brown not fired
Well, I guess this is good because it's another year of shitposting and suffering for Shitxers
How did you fuck this up again?
LeGM's people put this out there. It's hilarious how nobody mentions this. Simmons has the same fucking agent lol. Why would anyone sign with Klutch if you are just gonna be used as a pawn
this was literally all lakers FO/lebron fuckery, nobody in philly wants him here
he's better than the other coaches on the market, i really don't mind
the media is so hellbent on breaking philly up it's ridiculous. It's like a 100x worse than last season when everybody said that you had to break up CJ/Dame and they didn't even get swept in the 1st round
Basically the first four picks are determined by a random lotto system. The percentages, which are determined by how bad your team was in the regular season, represent your team's odds of getting one of those picks. The Knicks, for example, are tied for first at 14% (due to their shit record) along with the other bottom 3 teams so if you imagine that the winning picks are being selected from a giant ping pong lotto machine, 14% of the balls are Knicks balls. From the 5th pick and beyond, the teams which don't win the lotto pick in order from the worst to best regular season record. This why the Knicks have a 47% chance of picking 5th, because if they fail to get one of the top 4 picks their bad record guarantees that they'll have the worst remaining record in the league. Only teams which fail to make the playoffs are lotto eligible.
Thank you my guy
Have a roastie
Ps used to be Kyries gf in high school
Embiid was the primary scoring option throughout the entirety of the season, so if he’s suddenly scoring ~16ppg and getting out done by Jimmy Butler then yes, he’s been fucking locked down.
If Kawhi scores 16 in one of these playoff games literally no one would say he had a good game. The same goes for every other superstar in the league, but embitch does it and it’s alright? Fucking pathetic
Embitch: 17ppg average in the series
Siakam: 19ppg in the series
Literally got outdone but a dude who was a bench player last year lmfao
what ethnicity is she
100% mutt
>le get shut down by 54 year old Gasol and average 17ppg in the playoffs “””””””superstar””””””” man
This the fruits of your process? Lmao
to be fair his wife is super hot so why would he care about anything else?
>throughout the entirety of the season
and obviously that system was changed for the raptors as they fed more PnR through jimmy instead of the normal DHO to reddit you monumental fucking retard. actually try watching the games instead of spreadsheets. if the system was changed for the ball to be fed to gasol in the paint instead of dudejustletkawhichucklol no one would question kawhi getting 16 points.
>literally got outdone but a dude who was a bench player last year lmfao
that's because said bench player was one of two contributors to the team. didn't really help that siakam was completely fucking invisible on defense
I wish it was this guy, rozier and Hayward that aired dirty laundry on ESPN today, get them all the FUCK out
what do you gain from spending your time being so mean.
>horrific injury
>HERPDERP WHY ISN'T HE A 20PT SCORER LIKE IN HIS UTAH DAYS
yikes i would be constantly moody like Kyrie too if that is my preference
how long is he gonna use this excuse
Until next season, if he still sucks then he's a wasted investment.
He has zero excuses next season.
AAARGHHH SAVE ME
Id agree with this
guy was playing video games instead of going to practice and his wife kicked him off. he got paid he's done. chandler parson 2.0
Hayward is getting older every day
i'm so nervous
what if we don't get #1
>celshits
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
So Lakers are the new Knicks
>idiotic Owner
>a front office that nobody wants to make a deal with.
>tried to hire 1 puppet (Kerr/Monty) only for them to say fuck off and have to resort to a terrible plan B (in Lakers case, Plan D since they had to purposefully run Ty Lue out of with an offer only the desperate take and then couldn’t get Kidd because they saw how fucking blasted people got at the notion)
>Phil Jackson and now Kurt Rambis adding their archaic 2 cents into the matter
>openly entertain trade rumours of their best player
>will never flop as a business because the NBA makes free money off a ESPN giving them a couple billions for couple games a year.
Donovan Mitchell is already better than Hayward ever was in Utah
He just turned 29.
Amusement from the desperate rationalizations of the seething filthadelphia roaches
>and obviously that system was changed for the raptors
Now finish the thought you bootyblasted cretin. Why was that system changed? Because Embitch was getting BTFO by Gasol.
Holy shit you are seething
Donovan Mitchell is not good
Dolan may be an idiot but at least he isn't a woman. Aplogize to the Knicks.
Can’t believe I gotta go back to work high
Players should have to make at least 3 all star games and two all NBA selections to get paid the max
>Why was that system changed? because Embitch was getting BTFO by Gasol.
except it's not? it was changed because nick nurse is a brainlet and based jimmy's PnR was shredding their defense. that's not to say Embiid couldn't do it (as demonstrated in game 3 when he fucking emasculated Gasol) it was just easier for jimmy to do it especially while embiid struggled medically
honestly the state of canadian basketball IQ is just so abysmal I don't even know why silverberg wants a vancouver team
oh wait yes I do; it's because canadian sports fans (outside of fuckpuck) are a bunch of casual retards who know nothing about anything that isn't dilation or dogfucking
james dolan skipped the draft one year to go do a gig with his band. if he gets #1 pick i'll be pissed
Literally who can stop my Rapties?
Tweener giga nigga will bust hard
Dolan literally gets triggered as badly as a woman.
Out of the Rockets and the Blazers which would you have put your money on to take down the Warriors?
for me, its glide
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I've said it at least 1000 times but the Celtics should have traded for Kawy
bust hard in raptor assholes
>Embiid dominated in game 3
>h-he could have done that every game if he wanted
Holy shit you are so mad. Keep seething in the shadow realm that kawhi sent your entire city to and keep banking on that frail, frail embitch to lead you to a title when he can’t even lead you past a 63 year old Gasol brother
>biggest selling point of Zion is his athleticism
>spent most of his time dunking on smaller college kids
>dozens of NBA players are as athletic or more athletic than him
what am i missing??? this guy is a bust waiting to happen
>Dozens
Literally 1 or 2
Retards are saying the Knicks shouldn't flip him for AD
wonder how busted his shooting form is
>no argument
good concession
dozens because he will have to shed weight and that will take away his explosive athleticism a lot
better shooter than Simmons and simmons is a top 15 player so........
I’ve heard people call him the next Andrew Wiggins.
it's not bad but he has an insanely long shooting wind up and release. he'd have to be wide open
>simmons is a top 15 player
who gives a shit? hed just get booed anyway
would you go if you were him?
A. get booed as pos rigged lottery system fucks you on live tv or
B. go play live music and do cocaine and probably get laid because youre a billionaire
biggest selling point is his size + athleticism and that's just for turbo casuals. If you actually watched him play you'd know his footwork, passing, handle, intangibles, etc. are all impressive. People ignore that he played PG in highschool. Jumpshot isn't the greatest but it's not broken or anything. Dude is going to 100% contribute to winning games
he wasnt going to stay with either
rentals are overrated
I can understand Canadians posting here, but what the fuck are these literal who countries doing here?
Not if he. Ant shoot or stays a fatass
*sneaks behind you*
>he still signs with Nike
>everything gets swept under the rug
>he'll probably sign with Klutch Sports
almost noone can shoot out of college
hes further along in that regard than most
but the pelicans and raptors are in different conferences
>thinking he isn't staying in Pooronto because they gave him the chance to actually compete
>thinking he wants to crawl back to the west to get btfo by the Worriers
Yeah man, super bust waiting to happen.
>HINKIE SAVE ME
>he still signs with Nike
nope
>gave him a chance to actually compete
theyre competing DESPITE the roster around him
if you cant see that he is dragging this raptors team kicking and screaming then i cant help you, you have to actually watch the games
why do i like mcdonalds so much?
It's so obvious that Silver is going to rig the first pick to Atlanta
Why Atlanta? Seems pretty obvious they rig it for Nawlins and then quietly have the "Just trade Anthony to LA" talk behind closed doors.
Tatum is literally PG
>280
>TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY POUNDS @ 6'6
>ZION BLOWHISKNEESSOON
Gil was right, this mfer gonna be 300 after Thanksgiving. And most of "best odds" teams won't make drag his game to guard because they already have those. So he's almost guaranteed to be PF ny nu-nba standards. RIP
>the bulls are most likely going to get brack time
>have Iggy on your roster
>not good enough to win
>suck for so long league has to intervene
>draft busts, suck to try and give everybody time to develop, trade up to get fleeced by Ainge
>your prized "process" asset is worse than iggy after all these years
>51st in PTS among playoff starters while playing round vs new jersey devils
>1 year rental with dangerous injury history dad dicks your whole "All In" attempt at championship
>late round picks run the league and you're not even best team in conference going forward
>absolute state of process, hinkie and filfadelfia
He's just a niglantan. His "thoughts" don't make sense
i feel bad for you.
Why does this one dude have such a boner for Zion?
Is he a Suns or Knicks fan?
Who the fuck thinks Ben Simmons is top 15?
Fair, people in that cesspool don't even qualify as human. Should just ignore them.
Oh no another autist on Yea Forums feels bad for me, how will I ever recover from the disdain from this pinnacle of humanity
>horrific injury
He broke his fucking ankle
Almost TWO YEARS AGO
This excuse has long been over.
Because pray tell, how was he in the first series against Indiana? Looked pretty fucking good to me.
It would be oddly fair if my lakeys won the lotto because they were one of the few teams not tanking and it just didn't work out this time.
Chicago
Cleveland
Atlanta
Dallas
Knicks
Phoenix
Who cares lol
Zion to Atlanta baby were dem playas play
Not a Laker fan but I agree. I don't get why the Knicks can stop playing and get awarded with Zion. To me that hurts the sport tbqh.
Why is everyone falling for the Zion marketing? Even Obonga shelled out thousands to see him play
Bum Basedmmons
They paid for his tickets because its a swing state kiddo
>philthydelphia 70shitters lose
>suddenly ESPN is making a trade scenario of Simmons for LeBron straight up
LMAO
how long does the draft lottery usually last?
>Niggerbockers unironically thinking about trading the #1 pick if they get it
this is why they will never be relevant again and why they can't sign any big free agents
Should I jerk off and chill or go to the gym?
Bro don't you know they're gonna trade for Anthony Davis then sign Kyrie and Kevin Durant and they'll win everything ever because NEW YAWK BAYBEE!
Go to the gym you lazy piece of shit.
user, you know you surprise me? If anything in this life is certain, if history's taught us anything, is that you can rig anything.
Mavs get Zion, digits confirm.
Lottery is fast, its just one NBA exec reading off the winners.
The real lottery is usually done a couple of hours prior and footage is usually released after the draft orders are completed.
Right now I'm eating a McGriddle, some fries, an oreo McFlurry and sippin on some dr pepper
Ben shittons sucks but filthadelphia would have to be really, really fucking stupid to make that trade. LeDiva would be totally disgruntled if he got traded out of Hollywood and might even just retire
alright. i was thinking of staying up but if it was going to take a long time i wouldnt have bothered. thanks
>And the 5th pick of the NBA Draft goes to... the New York Knicks
OH THE PAIN, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP, BRO
y'all niggas sleepin
DONT
SAY THAT
imagine zion with lebron snd kyrie
The real draft is happening now I think.
A few years ago Embiid leaked the winner and two seasons ago Thomas leaked the winner.
Why should they make some unskilled 300 pound 6'6 PF untouchable?
just saw this
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>Bulls
>Mavs
>Suns
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE STATE OF JEW YORK
Imagine pinning all of your franchise's hopes and dreams on 14%.
God, the Knicks are pathetic.
Hey knicks bro's are you ready for tonight?
Hell yeah
In Canada making it to the semi finals counts as a championship. That's how cucked they are
If Suns get the #1 pick do they trade down to Dallas to get Morant + someone from Dallas or a pick? Suns really need a PG and not fucking dunk man, they’ve got enough ball dominant guys already
Literally who can stop my Rapties at this point?
Raptors are the Cinderella men
>out of weed
Back to alcohol I guess
We got this bro.
This would be the best scenario, mavs, suns, or hornets would be a decent consolation, the rest are shit tier
hell no
you take the best available no matter what if you got that top pick
Doesn't Lebron have a no trade clause? If he doesn't what tf is wrong with him?
suns could use him just because of his passion and effort. Might inspire the rest of the team
Nah nigger this is the peak troll scenario out of nowhere. Would be great to see the wiz be burdened with two big injuries next season
And well keep sleeping you fucking boring hacks
But what if you get Morant + 2 future firsts from Dallas. That’d be a good deal
You can only get a no trade clause after playing 3 years with the same team
Expecting nothing but hoping for the best
Gasol locked down Embitch like he did Vucebitch. Why does this fact anger the phillyfag so much?
It’s already been leaked...
Do you consume any information critically? Don't you think that it is more likely that they were doing a rehearsal before the actual lottery than the NBA being rigged?
Twitter has the best porn bros
for me, it's point god
name 1 (one) twitter porn
He honestly just looks Fat to me, and just from looking at the film, he is very slow.
He's not a freak like Durant or Giannis, so the only way he's going to be able to live up to the hype is to do the Paul Pierce thing and get good at the fundamentals, and show off his basketball IQ.
the Nuggeshits were who we thought they were, now it's time to go home, champs.
Oh my fuck if this is legit, I’m dying. Lel
>open door
It's a rehearsal dipshit.
Zion is going to the Phoenix Suns
RIP, lol
They have to practice reading a ping pong? I know yew is old but come on now
Anyone who gets drafted to phoenix should just do the Kobe thing.
hello?
don’t be mad knicks bro...
Please Zion go to anyone but the fucking bastard Knicks or god forbid the Celshits
the knicks have only won ONE lottery in their entire existence yet people act like they constantly get this shit rigged in our favor
lebrons people put that out there. LeGM in the shadows
KNICKS NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 3. THATS WHAT U GET DOLAN
Zion to the hawks and Ja to the suns/bulls is the best scenario
Booker
Ayton
Zion
this is a decent legit core
draft lottery should be weighted over the past 3 seasons prove me wrong
HE DID IT
A G A I N
G
A
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draft lottery should be a tournament. single elimination. done during the off days of the nba playoffs
spoiled cavs fans are having none of this
They can't get 1 sure the Kings pick goes to philly if its first
0-2: knicks
3-5: leaveland
6-8: suns
9: wizards
dubs: craptors somehow beat my buckies
Rollin
NOOOOOOO FUCKIOGN DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!
The team that wins the championship should pick first. Give the team that best knows how to develop players and what it takes to win a title first dibs on the sharpest young talent, make the championship games have real ramifications. First Runner up picks dead last, then the respective losers of the conference finals picks second, and chronologically the best teams pick from there with the worst team picking right before first loser.
7’s my birthday to in October so that’s nice
Yeah I don't want to be in a league run by you, lmoao
Fuck you, the last digit of this post is how many games the Blazers will win this series.
>Freak vs. Kahwi
I hope the Hawks get the #1 pick as they’re the only competent organisation in the lottery and watching Zion play with Trae Young would be fun
After that then probably the Knicks as it’s fun to watch them Knicks things up over and over again.
Fuck the Mavs and fuck the Heat, hope it’s not them. The Suns shouldn’t be rewarded for being incompetent and I wouldn’t wish that shitty organisation on any young players development
Zion gonna pay a lot of child support in Georgia with those new abortion laws
Zion is on 400mg a week that's mostly muscle on his frame. He ain't Robert Tractor Traylor.
When the Celtics get the #2 pick who should they pick? Ja is the most obvious choice but they really need rebounding and scoring.
the rigged ping pong ball for the lakers will have slightly different coat of white paint over it giving it a grated feeling. book it
Are these retards really going to trade Zion for AD?
Based leaf dabbing on the cucks fan
Michelle Beadle is bad af
The only thing better than a player who's projected to be an elite player is a player who's already an elite player.
holy fucking based
It's over raptie bros... Paul Pierce just predicted us to win.
The Truth knows his shit, he just trolls everyone with his remarks and you faggots eat it all up
For me, it's the contrarian.
Is Zion a manlet?
If the Lakers get #1, I'm done watching this sport, straight up.
>team that Paul dabbed on twice
>team that shat on Paul's team and jinxed his prediction
The ECF is hard on Paul Pierce.
Why are the sixers such a fucking autistic retarded team??? Their all stars go like this:
1. Embiid, a perpetually injured inconsistent player with no immune system
2. Ben Simmons: A PG who cant shoot, a fucking PG who has never made a 3 pointer (who also chokes under pressure)
3. Tobias Harris: A guy whos only good for his shooting, who is somehow a streaky shooter and also chokes under pressure
4. Jimmy Butler: Pretty based
5. No fucking bench
literally how do you fuck up the "process" this much
NOOOOOOO MY RAPTIESSSSSSSSS
It's only for one year though.
How mad will you be if Cleveland get the number 1 pick again?
Just like shaq and Ewing
Sixers should've kept Jah for that 2nd unit scoring.
it would be pretty based, i want to see succeed without Lebron
I actually read how it was done these days and actually think there's a chance it isn't rigged.
Doing underhanded shit to get what you want was the Stern way. Silver gets his predetermined outcome by simply allowing players go where they want so that 8 of the top 15 are on 2 rosters
Zion will be a massive bust, RJ Barrett will be the clear cut best player in this draft 2 years from now.
jj reddick
Remember when my Rapties broke up the Snakes?
AD is overrated and injury prone. if hes so good why are the pelican’ts so bad?
Because "the process" is to be intentionally bad for 5-8 years and draft good players every year.
The Sixers patented "The Process" was to be bad 5-8 years and only draft one good player (who is eternally injured). The clear-cut second best one they got out of all their tanking literally cannot shoot a ball
Are you retarded? If they win why would he go to the Lakers shitshow
AD needs help.
gut biomes? mcdonalds has probably figured out how to exploit what your body craves pretty well
Phillies just proved that it's retarded to tank. They are literally worse than Toronto, Milwaukee, and Boston, three teams that built through shrewd FA pickups, late round picks, and trades. And Philly has the worst future of the top 4 EC teams.
He’s good but he’s a fringe top 10 player right now at best. He’s a perennial loser and doesn’t have the winning spirit to even drag his team into the playoffs
>puts up 30/10
>loses
Ah yes, AD
You're asked at gunpoint who's gonna win tomorrow: Golden State Warriors or Portland Trail Blazers?
Your call?
boston is literally built on nepotism and the dumbest trade in history. The bucks just drafted the biggest niggas available and one happened to turn into something. The raptors were solidly entrenched on the treadmill of mediocrity until a bizarre situation happened. Not exactly model blueprints
>play good
>team play bad
>AD fault
Rip City is doing it for Jennifer.
no one wins because they dont play tomorrow :^)
but ya the blazers are getting swept i dont have any doubt in my mind that they will
Yet all of them worked better than the Process.
>they dont play tomorrow
?
>tomorrow
mm sweetie
AD had Jrue, Demarcus Cousins, Mirotic, Julius Randle, Rondo and couldn’t win shit
>tomorrow
it's 40 past midnight here, so it's already 15 of May.
Why does the NBA even bother with a lottery?
How is doing this bullshit not embarrassing?
half those players got injured, AD is the 6th best player in the league
how do your games work
how can the same 2 teams play today and tomorrow for you
what the fuck is wrong with timezones
how does this shit work theres 4 motherfuggin teams
I don't see any of those teams with titles
AD is Kevin Love with better defense
meant for
When will the Nets finally stop feeling the effects of their retardation? 2040?
The Nets are lucky that none of the picks they gave to Boston didn't give Boston a true franchise player.
Tatum is All-Star potential, but not a franchise player.
yeah i fucked up
wtf is up with Terry Rozier?
thompson lookin good
why should my rapties not get a chance in the lottery, just because they did well? is there a term for this sort of discrimination?
they're out of it now. It took years of taking on bad contracts for assets and gambling on under performing players. That's sort of a repeatable model but they don't really have championship talent unless 2 of Allen, Dlo, Levert, or dinwiddle jump up another level
the whole concept of tanking is bullshit
All of the could jump up another level and the Nets would still be the 8th seed in the East.
Welfare state
t. knicksfag
Hey Everybody!
Zion Williamson here, tune into the NBA Draft Lottery tonight at 8:30
A fun fact about myself is my favorite movie is He Got Game with Ray Allen and Denzel Washington
tell me detoilet bros, was it worth getting swept in 4 to have 0.00% chance tonite?
>Giannis: “Against Boston, you can go down 1-0 and still be fine; but against Toronto, it's hard to be in that spot when you lose the first game in your home.”
oh he based
Is the draft rigged?
yes. theres no way it isnt
They got two home playoff games which were probably worth $10-20 mil. Definitely better than a 1% chance at Zion.
>why should my rapties not get a chance in the lottery
because you don't crush a kid's dreams just as he's about to start his pro career. that's stupid. the kid will be sitting there thinking "this is what i worked so hard for... this is why i became the #1 pick in the NBA draft... to go to toronto". ain't happenin'
the top 4 picks should always be L.A., L.A., San Fran, and then New York. would be the best thing for the mental health of our young talents and it would help NY return to relevance
probably not. At the end of the day it's all a crapshoot and there's better things to rig
only losers care about the draft
greats like Iverson & lebron got shit teams to the finals with no help, why hasn’t AD done the same if he’s so good
Someone tell me how to tell who won what pick i watched the 2018 draft lottery and they just draw a ball with a number how the fuck am i supposed to know who the first pick goes to
Eric Snow was pretty based
first game of the series is the easiest to steal
CASUAL HERE WHAT TIME IS THE DRAFT LOTTERY BROS
LA will never have a relevant team again
Don't forget Piatkowski.
based post bro
thirty minutes bro
>championship roster
>will lose 4-1 in the conference finals
Tell me what small forward position means to you and how it’s changing
iverson and lebron were in the east
even blake griffin's one leg reached 8th seed, ad would be a second round/ecf exit
>Rodney Hood cleared to play
Blazers in 4
wait till kawhi starts playing at 80% its over for u niggas
Rachel Nichols just make fun of bald dudes like it was no problem...goddamn
and even lou willilliams playing half the game with 2 rookies starting can make the playoffs in the west
Iverson was in the East when the east was loaded. Western conference was the Lake show for about 5 years straight.
My mouth is full of hot spice
Zion gonna be the biggest bust since Oden. Ja is the man.
Kyle Guy is the surprise of the draft. Mark my word.
Dad sits at home all day watching Netflix
She’s so thicc now
Is this draft class weak outside of Zion?
The rest of the players after him look like role players.
>a jew trying to divide people along race and gender lines
Wow. Shocking.
Who the fuck is Zion Williamsburg?
>Somebody get this wh*teboi outta my fucking face
Shaq but like 6 inches shorter
shaq but will blow out his knees the first 6 months he plays, also less skilled
Celtics gonna get De'Andre Hunter and plug him in the Morris role.
SF’s have to hit threes now
>Bulls interested in sending top 6 pick in Lonzo ball trade
WHY WHY WHY
>86% chance Knicks dont get first pick
Rockets suck, so does Westshit and Kyrie
lefty lebron but with more muscle and a better jump shot
When is the game on bros
Anyone saying the raptors DO NOT have a championship. would they have met our president if they didnt?
>Knicks get 5th
Kek
go bulls! :D
>LA will never have a relevant team again
ironic pic to use, leaf. it's also worth noting that a certain team isn't even in the playoffs and they are still more relevant than toronto
Who are they going to plug in the Kyrie and Horford role?
What the fuck do the Bulls do with Lauri Markkanen if they draft Zion?
I know it's only the lottery and not the draft itself but did we need to be treated to that cow Rachel Nicols`
Wanamaker and Bol Bol.
if these leaks are true then rachel nichols and woj are doing a great job at faking and feigning ignorance
zion plays the 3 for maximum memes
CAVS!
Knickfag checking in. Can't wait to get fucked out of #1 again
win a championship
the "leaks" were from a rehearsal
zion is not 285lbs
that's a fucking lie if i ever saw one
and 6'7? lmao
he's turned into an attention whore
would you dudes TOTALLY BANG rachel nichols?
Portland (I want to die)
Cute post my friend but as a fellow Lakers fan I hope we stay irrelevant for the next 4 years. LeBitch will NEVER sniff Kobe's jockstrap.
Sell the team
Trade Lonzo Bust and Brandon Ingbust
Trade LePussy for Simmons
NEW YORK KNISCK WONT HAVE THERE NEW YORK COMMISH CHEAT FOR YOU THIS TIME
Sixers or Miami Get The First Pick. Bet on it.
Dude this draft isn't that bad. Its very likely it'll be another 2011 Draft which was very deep in retrospective. But at the at time the consensus was that it's a very weak draft.
Read more into the draft prospects for this year. There is plenty of intriguing prospect.
washington get
When the fuck was the last time the Knicks won anything in the lottery?
>Celtics will get two top-10 picks
>will get bums
>Kyrie and Rozier are gone
No she probably fucks a ton of black dudes.
I'm sorry I mean atlanta get
the BASED cavs will get zion TONIGHT prove me wrong
Imagine the uproar
>ewing
Hit a thot that looks kinda like her recently
shit, the fucking knickerbockers are going to luck it out aren't they?
Digits confirm.
Zion is going to Nola where dreams go to die
Somebody cap this
>mfw Lakers get Zion
>Zion in the Miami Vice uni's
Now im not gay, but fuck thats hot
complete the sentence
>Philadelphia gives Ben Simmons
>Team that wins lottery gives first overall
Who wins lads?
SOLAR FLAAAAAAAARE
NO NO NO singles overrule
KNICKS ROLL CALL
I really want zion to succeed, I do. But that nigga has cursed written all over him
My Mavies will get Zion and we will have the best young core in the nba.
Reply to this post if your team has never done shit in the draft lottery and has no chance of getting Zion.
Bulls
Suns
Lakers
Mavs
Cavs
Knicks
lol look @ e!spn trying to make this WCF seem like a competition
dude why do they keep talking about NY. Theres an 86% CHANCE HE DOESNT GO THERE
I'll lose my shit if the Knicks get the #1 pick.
the next barkely
esp if he goes to the knicsk
I kinda want the Wyz to win the Lotto.
Only trips can override dubs brah
what has charles barkley said about people comparing zion bustson to him?
they are disrespecting rj so hard wtf
The leaks are probably true, the Knocks don't get 1st overall so they are artificially building up suspense.
the media masturbates over the big markets
Is the draft pick going to start?
Because it's rigged. It's BEEN rigged since Ewing
a particularly transparent LARP, leaf. BI is a god in the making. 'zo is a full-court LOCKdown defender. lebron is the best player in basketball
any lakies' fan would know these things
>the ping pong balls are STILL not shown on TV in the year 2019
RIGGED
Celtics number 3 pick
Screen Cap
RJ looks like he's legit 62 iq.
A-anyone wanna be friends?
because its tickets and not ping pong balls. this aint the 80s anymore
>lottery
>hawks
>they show trey
NIGGA THEY DRAFTED DONCIC
the nba built itself on super star players going to big markets to win title
>When you’re a walking consolation prize
>implying the public wants to watch a bunch of team executives, team and league lawyers watch a bunch of ping pong balls and crosschecking numbers.
>AD is the 6th best player in the league
steph, dame, kawhi, lelbron, kemba, KD, harden, jokic, giannis, middleton, are undeniably better though
>yfw silver rigs it for jew york
fuck cleveland and new york
KNICKERBOCKERS
>made him switch seats so zion can be in the middle
With the 7th pick in the 2019 NBA draft, the Los Angeles Lakers select Naruto Uzumaki from Konoha village
He def looked depressed
Never seen someone waiting to be a millionare look so sad
Draft Lottery thread
It's not Silver rigging it. You have no idea how high up this all goes, and you don't WANT to know.
>middleton
i wouldn't mind it. the league has a history of shady shit
ayo where da white draft prospecs?
lol
>knicks team needs:pg,sg,sf,pf
Just fucking say anything but center
it's time bros
welcome to chi city zion!
screenshot this
ITS HAPPENING
anyone else cringe too much when watching NBA players speak that they turn it off?
watched for like 30 secs when they asked zion who he would draft and closed the stream
Holy fucking shit the Zion hype is feeling super overboard. Has it been like that over there? I watch some of your shows but are they shouting this dudes name every hour on every channel over there? They cannot shut up about him.
more like niggerboxers
so it really was the suns. holy shit what a disaster
ZION ZION ZION
Tyler Herro might b something
this dude is getting fellated in public
He shouldn't feel bad, Jordan was picked #3, even if #1 was Hakeem
>WE'RE SO EXCITED WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK
>okay we're going to commercial while the team reps come in
Yes any time jalen rose is on tv
Ewing looks like a fucking Goomba.
he's literally the most dominant college player in 40+ years. it's warranted. there has never been a more NBA ready player out of college than Zion
this is why next question westbrook is based
The rig is in
Zion to the hawks
had to throw in one bullshit name for (you)s, please dont blow my cover
His name is Zion and he is a hero of Nephilim
Media goes bananas
Woukd be funny if Zion goes to the cavs
reminder that the hawks are better off not picking williamson
replace middleton w booker and fair point
ITS THE SUNS
ITS THE SUNS
ITS THE SUNS
ITS THE SUNS
there was a radio host on wfan (new york sports radio) talking about using crystals and "good vibes" for zion to come to the knicks. it's disgusting but not overboard. he was talked about in high school before going to duke
>lakers couldnt win because they had no shooting
>trade for a guy who is unironically the worst shooter in the league
Fuck, I hate the host.
Imagine Ayton Booker & Zion
They would still need a couple of years, but they would have a long and bright future
This girls voice is annoying
>mavs sent a black wamen ceo
lmao cuban trying to save face
rondo is 10x better PG than ben simmons and lelbron is worth jimmy butler + JJ reddick
Ew Cam cut his hair
they fucking sent ewing the guy who won the last rigged draft
nick gilbert, fucking kek
Complete non fan but people on twitter won't shut up about it, how many hours until we find out who drafted Zion?
Nick Gilbert definitely posts on Yea Forums
patrick ewing straight looks like a gorilla
He just nodded at the bulls
My Heaties are getting a top 3 pick!
nick gilbert is a habsburg
Please pray for Lakers haters in this time of grief
Kek
I know he a real mixtape star but they're really fucking pushing him. Especially the way they're pushing him to the Knicks, fucking everyone wants this shit to happen but it's only a 14% chance lmao
>only one man knows the results
welp nvm it is indeed rigged. I had read the article about how it was done and had thought all the reps went in and watched the balls ". But it's just Silver writing up a list after all
And as I type this the lelkers are confirmed top 4
maximum keks
>Not eating at Jose Aldo Jr's Famous Burger
no way, Zion gets a skilled big man and a right hand man who can shoot better than RJ and can drive? theyre playoffs first year
LAKERS LAKERS
LAKERS LAKERS
LAKERS LAKERS
LAKERS LAKERS
LAKERS LAKERS
LAKERS LAKERS
Or course Lakers are going to get number 1 to save them from their problems
Jesus, Deandre Ayon looks like he's 65 already
Holy Chicago, Phoenix, and Cleveland got absolutely JUSTed
Rigged for Jew York
Oh they mad mad huh!!
wow NY and LA magically move up who woulda thought
WTF?
LAKERS LAKERS
LAKERS LAKERS
LAKERS LAKERS
Well here's to the Bulls shitting again next year
Shows how bullshit the system is
>NOLA gets Zion
Holy kek
you overestimate their front office. They'd use that #1 to trade for deandre jordan or something
tanking is fucking dead
(((They))) have always been our greatest allies
Almost makes up for basketball reasons
MY CAVS
Why isn't the lottery televised anymore?
AHAHAHAHAHHA JA AND ZION ARE GOING TO THE TWO BIGGEST MARKETS
NICE SPORT WE GOT HERE HUH???
It's so cringe they actually wait for that cow to stop talking before they reveal the next pic, wtf.
>tfw cant understand shit
why did New York win
Zion to Lakers confirmed
The NBA isn’t stupid enough to piss off Lebron. Gotta stack that Lakers team for the merchandise and advertising revenue.
This is literally rigged
WTF IS HE THINKING BROS??????
>lelker fans still talk about basketball reasons as if it hurt them
Have you not seen CP3 come playoff time ever since?
they're going backwards in announcing where they draft. top 4 is on the way and knicks are included
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING AD BREAK IN THE DRAFT LOTTERY????
lakers get no 1 overall knicks get no 2 nba will be 100% confirmed rigged
HE'S GONE TOO FAR
HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT
GIVE ME SOME GOOD CELTIES NEWS FOR ONCE!
Zion getting another 2nd overall pick and drafting another bust lmao
>ignoring the Pelicans moving up to the top 4
>while Chicago gets justed
Uh? Retard much?
american television, shit's worse than hell
Zion and Lebron are gonna be the League's Finest
More like the NBA needs to save the LeBron mythos that they've spent a decade and a half building up.
Finally Lakers Dynasty is coming. Lifelong laker fan here we've been waiting almost a decade to get back on track. Woo
Tankers blown the fuck out. Based Jews
OH MY GOD this could not have gone better. if the lakies' get the #1 pick i do not know what i'll do with myself
this is a celebration, guys
>tfw you now realize that the next decade will be Knicks vs Lakers
Wow Phoenix got fucked.
Dude could not hide his saltiness
They might throw an other team in the middle to say, see totally legit
LETS GO GRIZZLIES AND PELICANS
Exactly how it should be. Nobody wants to watch talented young players waste away in shitty, irrelevant cities.
In a perfect world, the NBA is contracted to like 16 teams and we never have this problem.
>14th pick
Better than nothing
Maybe they can find their own Donovan Mitchell or Giannis
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You guys ready for that Memphis dynasty?
when do they pick the lottery order
Celtics didn't get their extra pick
40% chance didn't happen
This Zion fool is happy as hell. He's going to LA to get some Kardashian pussy
BASED BASED BASED
FUCK THE KNICKS
KNICKS BTFO
FUCK DOLAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
EAT SHIT YOU BASTARDS
YOU WILL NEVER WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP
YOU WILL RESIGN CARMELO IN THE OFFSEASON
YOU WILL NEVER GET TO BUILD YOUR REDDIT SUPERTEAM
Absolutely BTFO
PELICANS WON
FUCK IS THIS???????????
what the hell is kuzma doing there?
Holy fuck, did not see that happening
Zion to Pelicans
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
griz will be the worst team in the league next year and we will have their pick
PELS JUST FINESSED EVERYONE
Who is this semen demon?
Lelkers cucked
AD getting replaced
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahzhahzhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHhzhHaHHaHhahahahahahahahaHhzhzgGGgHHahhahahaHahaHHHHHhAahahhahahahahahahahHhHHHhz
lanklets blown the fuck out
>NBA rigging it for the Pelicans because they're losing AD
RISE UP
fuck OFF
HOW MAD IS LEBRON RIGHT NOW
NBA over correcting on the riggedness...
WTF I LOVE NEW ORLEANS NOW
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
holy fuck bros...
Pelicans and Grizzlies win. Basketball is saved, bros.
Davis still leaving
FUCK THE KNICKS AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK THE LAKERS AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ANTHONY DAVIS IS STAYING IN NEW ORLEANS WITH ZION LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LEBALD BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lakers trade the 4th pick for AD
Lakers trade the 4th pick for AD
Lakers trade the 4th pick for AD
Lakers trade the 4th pick for AD
Lakers trade the 4th pick for AD
Did you see the look on Zion’s face? He’s already upset that he isn’t playing in NYC or LA.
OH NONONONONONONONEWORLEANSNONONONO
LAKERS AND KNICKS BTFO HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA
PRESS S TO SPIT
David "50 #1 overall picks as GMs of teams" Griffin
ELITE
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>it's rigged even though you didn't see it coming
brutal mog
Knicks didn’t deserve shit, played the worst “players” all God damn year
Ladies and gentlemen your 2019 NBA draft MVP.
>big markets got rekt
>zions disappointment on his face
jesus Maria Taylor is fine af
this is so cringe.
When will they learn?
SUBVERTED
Zion does not sound happy
>BRICKS
Yes I'm sure the NBA would rig the lottery for a bottom-tier market team
BUMPING
zion's going to get fat and be out of the league in a few years anyways. enjoy that new orleans cooking!
Celtics getting the #1 pick next year when the Grizz win it.
Who's this semen demon?
>Zion looks dejected going to the Pelicans
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE NEED STERN BACK
southwest division we outchea
RJ is coming to my Memphis Raptor.
LITERALLY WHO can stop the RJ JV pick and roll
HAHHAHAAHAHA ZION IS LITERALLY BUTTHURT
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Fuck this rigged fucking sport man. How the fuck do the Bulls get #7? I ain't giving no more money to this shit. Good bye /nba/.
Zion looks depressed
That's exactly the reason to rig it
Literally rigged
Pelicans got the 1 pick one exchange for trading AD to the Lakers
Memphis is the red herring so you don’t think it’s rigged
Knicks and Lakers still get top picks
LITERALLY
RIGGED
LOL KNICKS
Yea Forums here to say: FUCK LOS ANGELES
Maria Taylor
The Grizzlies' pick is top 6 protected until 2021.
If next draft the Celtics still does not get that pick they'll get an unprotected Grizzlies pick for 2021.
I think it's more Silver trying to make up for Stern fucking over the Pelicans and saving the Lakers from Chris Paul's choking
>more than one first pick in a decade
This is how you know the franchise is shit. Welp, Zion’s going to have his prime years wasted with a brainlet GM, brainlet coach and brainlet owner until he inevitably get’s injured and is traded off to the team he shouldve went to in the first place. However he will be aa shell of his old self thanks to age and injury and will be the posterchild for squandered potential. Sad!
>Did you see the look on Zion’s face?
He's shitty. And he was all smiles when it looked like it might be LA.
Hawks owner is a fox!
LAKERS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how the fuck did the suns and the bulls get fucked over
>another #1 pick
nothing personnel kid
>nigga I’m finna say you gotta trade me, pull my Elway swag ya herr? Ain’t playin’ for no birds
long as no fucking california team or Cavs get good picks
yo Zion is lowkey cute tho
How in the fuck does the league benefit from sticking the most hyped amateur player since LeBron in fucking New Orleans?
Zion looks like he's about to break down
its fine hes gonna be a bust wherever he went
Nice """rebuild""" you stupid fucks aahahahaha
DUDE JUST COLLECT SHITTY DRAFT PICKS LMAO
DUDE TRADE FOR CANCEROUS SUPERSTARS LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
DANNY AINGE IS SUCH A FUCKING GENIUS LMAOOOOOO
BRAD STEVENS CANNOT INTO ROTATIONS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAYWARD IS WASHED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How seething will the Pelicans and Grizzlies be if Zion insists that he plays in either NY or LA?
I'm an American and I don't know where New Orleans is. If the Knicks got Zion the trickle down ratings would have helped the entire league. The NBA ratings are low now that Lebron is no longer in the eastern hemisphere.
>could've gone to NY or LA
>end up in cancer alley
pics lads
Again, this is the 3RD FUCKING YEAR IN A ROW THE BULLS GOT #7. FUCK THIS TEAM AND FUCK THIS SPORT. THE CHI TOO GOOD FOR THIS SHIT.
He literally watched millions and millions of advertising and merchandising just wash away in the wake of a hurricane
...
>no lottery pick
>Kawhi leaving
>will be worse than Filthladelphia
COPE
COLLUSION WITH THE NFL. MAKE UP FOR THE MISSED PI
>pelicans are unironically going to trade away a generational talent in the same year they are drafting a generational talent
>
13th pick my miami bro :( wtf is that even worth?
i hear they have prime black pussy in New Orleans, Zion shouldn't be sad to go there
Didn’t the new Owners for the pelicans rig it last time to get a player? How the fuck are they allowed to do this again?
But by god it’s glorious. FUCK JAMES DOLAN
why would he be mad you retard?
>Kawhi leaving
imagine being the seamonkey that believes this
Fuck Rachel Nichols.
Technically Zion is going to New Orleans, LA so he’ll be in LA
Durant to New Orleans?
>how does the league benefit from the smallest market getting a jersey seller and getting bandwagoners to actually watch them for zion
im surprised players dont get called out more for this kind of shit. Eli Manning even got his pops involved in protesting that his son won't play for potential teams. pussy ass faggots.
why would a black stud want black pussy?
>knocks
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this is what zion needs to do. AD's career literally wasted with the "Pelicans" kind of fucking name is that
when has a first pick ever came in and influenced a team into a championship or even deep playoffs?
NEW
Before
Lebron fucking james
After
6 years later
>zion so distraught he turned into an australian
>turns Australian
Guys guys
Is RJ, KD Kyrie not pretty good?
Would Pelicans not just sever ties with AD, still trade him to the lakers, take their core and pick and be left with a stacked monster rebuild? AD & Zion just seems strange and unlikely.
Haha wow I was fuckin right
Called it
he's doing backflips because he is excited to be a pelican
League hates bulls because Jerry is retarded and killing a major market
Kawhi and kobe are both 15th
I sure hope that you're a fan of Golden State, Portland, or Milwaukee at least.
The Celtics won't match Terry Rozier's offer sheet
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