/copalib/ - Tesapara is going to be a mother edition

perra mama

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fuck 'fuck anal' posters

fuck "fuck anal" posters' mums

fuck binter

fuck athletico

slut dog imo

Athletico is going to bootyblast Baka and get all their players banned in the process.

looks like youre mom

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Blessed edition

I don't wanna live anymore, Yea Forumsros

Then start doing the opposite of what you do

Where are my mutts at?

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800 IQ

Deu MOLEdo?
Why Gremistas react pitifully to banter?

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>IVI does not exist

I'm here and I'm ready to get robbed again

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shan't be watch your league because of this rudeness, may God turn your wife and children to pillars of salt

Why did guild get their titties worked up on twist for this?

GO BAY MY CUM

Silent Hill?

some fucking badborn fan made us rangebanned again

wew

I'm gonna to fuck your mums, fuckers.
and fuck a.nal.

P L A T E N S E

Too beautiful for superlelga, too pure

copalib is beautiful

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While not soccer related, I thought it was relevant for banter reasons: globoesporte.globo.com/basquete/nbb/noticia/produzida-por-torcida-para-botafogo-x-flamengo-no-nbb-faixa-fogo-neles-cria-polemica.ghtml

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holy shit

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They need another genocide

based
fuck flamengo

Imagine being this bad

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>Riber

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How many will he score against Boca this time?

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Literal delusion. Every single gremista pundit is a radical taliban whilst every colorado pundit is "isentão" and they still think the press is against them because of one instance of banter after god knows how many years of relentless shitting on Inter.

But then again anyone who looks at gremistas from the outside knows they live in their own distorted reality, see "NÓS VAMOS ACABAR COM O PLANETA"

2 own goals

0 goals and the game ends 0-0

Marco Ruben
Marco Ruben has 10 letters
Marco Ruben has 2 names
10*2=20
2-0 no agg
2 goals from Marco Ruben

>have to censor yourself and a piece of fabric that cointans a generic chant because "muh opponent's feels"
Fuck flamingo

perro embarazo

2 away, 1 home

>tfw

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I always thought harem mangas were ridiculous but for some reason i'm addicted to this one

I understand being mad at banter (understand but disagree). But what exactly is the context of this particular banter?

Renato said that Gremio "deu mole" when they lost to Fluminense. That's it.

I was wondering where were you last night

River is going to take a quick 4-0 lead, but then the match stalls and Atl Tucuman scorea a late goal.

> pero Boca dijo "por ahora no"

imagine losing the /mundial/ to one of this clubs
youtube.com/watch?v=XNGTSYi0Its

UNICO LIDER!

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>Marco Ruben scores 4 more goals agains baka

Based and Franjeadopilled

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Argentina's last friendly before the Copa America is set

>vs Nicaragua
>in San Juan

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At least the starters'll have more confidence. I hope...

It's a good one desu

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NACIONAL
ES
FAMILIA
DE
PACO

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I guess the fact the main character isn't a self insert, is a capable person and cares for his "harem" helps a lot

∞ IQ play

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uhhh copalibros?
Racing about to go to penalties.....

paranaense's president told some dirty press female reporter to shut up in a press conference and now white knights, sjw's and journalists all over are whining on twitter and saying they're now lifelong boca fans

>everyone gets injured

Vid?

...

twitter.com/SerieAnoBrasil/status/1128123861202079746

Are perros really that common in copa libertadores matches?

you can kick off without a referee but not without a perro

OH NO NO NO PECHACHO

They are essential.

TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER
>the state of the mufademia

So this is the power of the Superliga's Brand New Champion................................................................................................................

lel, i was expecting something more on the level of Tuca but this is good too

amazing tb h

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jesus what the hell did i just see?

This

>1 million views

Feminism is cancer

I bet Grondona is behind this

>chachoke crydet

Racing is still /ourguys/ r-right?

they never were though, we just laughed at Coudet

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nacho fernandez is so fucking ugly

>the quality of south american football

He's white, what do you expect?

someone quote this guy with Nacho fernandez goal

GET FUCKED

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HABBENIN

you say that like it proves anything

It does

gib link to watch riber

rojadirecta

search for Fox Sports Premium at televisionlibre dot net

>Pratto

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Pratto thinks he can just live off those goals against Boca from last year. I mean he's probably right, but jfc, he's awful sometimes

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Imagine the Tiger winning the Superlelga cup, imagine how many leltense fans could go on suicide watch as a result.

What the fuck, river can't score

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

Nevermind :^)

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Does it though? I mean, someone can post a good goal from a Federal D league match, that doesn't make the league any better, at best just shows there's a relatively good player/team there.

> weebposters are retards
Colour me surprised

HABBENING

First half is ogre
CAT is still winning 3-2 on aggregate

> ryukoposter is back
Retard even for weebposters standards

I don't know what you're talking about, I don't see any post

Gato caca

#NoMasBanneadosEnDemocracia

#NingunPibeNaceWeeaboo

Absolutely based.javascript:;

No umbanda here pls

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What about candomblé?

yes because BORA BAEA

Please can someone post river goals?

>no palmeme until saturday

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>CAT goal
it's ogre

OGRE

OH NO WTF GALLARDOBROS
YOU TOLD ME HE WAS INVINCIBLE

away goal rule is on that copa?

Webmanon is on vacations, you can always request a webm to other anons if you provide the video

Yes
This cup is a meme anyways

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riber is a meme

Copa de Superlelga? Yes. It's pretty much Libertadores format

Vamos, CAT

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Tigre-Atl. Tucuman
Velez-Argentinos

(Not) RAT KING SCORED

>3-1
here we fucking go

Argentinos is losing tho

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lmao

if five river makes it

I dont even care how this match ends because this is a pure meme cup.
But I cant be mad, matches like these are why I'll always support any Gallardo's team!

>Atletico Paranaense vs River Plate
>8 days from now

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I hope we get any kind or form of bennulties

How do i upvote this?

>he doesn't know

the absolute madman did it again

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Find the match thread on r*bbit's football community, create an account, copy paste that comment, post it and upvote your own post.

Casco is playing like he hasn't been outside the pitch since February

i totally forgot the recopa desu
too little to fill the copalib void tho

Your mum is fucking like she hasn't had anything inside her since February

silencio atroz strikes again

Can i do this with TuRiver.com/foros?

>3-1-2-4
The absolute Madlad! I love this dude

fuck boca/river

based

and fuck platense

based
cringe

cringe

manners pls

based
cringe

Unbased.

Based.

Yikes.

>A penalty, a non existent offside and forgiving a bunch of fouls for Atl
Yet ruver are corrupt somehow

t.galinha/bosteiro

but muh riVAR!!!!
COIMABOL IS BEHIND EVERYTHING!

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yeah it is
AFA organize this cup no conmebol

LADS

HAPPENS
IT HAPPENS

based & rp
cringe but rp
cring & bp
based but bp

Dad?! How are you doing on the vacations?

> AFA organize this cup
they don't

if rivar scores, I'll eat something

So, CAT is ded?

HABBENIN PT2

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>Gallardo will never be your team's manager
bros...

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they do

afa.com.ar/torneos.php

> news
does AFA organise the Women WC too?

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does CBF organize the copa de superliga?

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_de_la_Superliga_Argentina
retard

the best result for River, if they don't win this, is Boca winning the tournament.
That way they go straight to libertadores next year without having to go through clasificación

kek get fucked riVAR

Now imagine a full power River in the Libertadores.
It's ogre.

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*sips behinds Borre*
heh, next time i'll teach you kids

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>he might know

it's like saying AFA has no saying on superligar

it was fun manos

Imagine thinking that Gallardo would always give a tournament to boca just to qualify.
Even if boca wins this meme cup, Gallardo wont be satisfied untill he wins Copa Argentina o Libertadores again

no benuldies = no fun

sub 60 iq galinha

River has been getting screwed with local league refs for long, while Boca gets free off side goals every week, and they can touch the ball with their hands all they want without getting any penalty called.
It's important for Macri to win something with Boca this year.

based tucumeme

Gallardo is now mad. I really feel sorry for Cruzeiro's ass. They wont even know what raped them

"if i cant win is a meme cup" incoming

...

tucuMANCHESTER, they deserve a little more respect

> es un torneo oficial organizado por el ente homónimo en representación de la Asociación del Fútbol Argentino
Read your own article retardo
>
Who said anything about "having a saying" or not? AFA has a saying on the FIFA and Federal B, that doesn't mean they organise any of their tournaments.
I wasn't even watching the match, i was just correcting something someone said.

Why is everyone but me so dumb?

this is the year of el provinciANO

This is purely a meme cup until we get back to 20 teams. So as a MAXIMUM this would last for three season. But I really doubt it get past two.
Its the biggest joke tournament in Argentinian football history

> La Copa de la Superliga Argentina es un torneo oficial organizado por el ente homónimo en representación de la Asociación del Fútbol Argentino
hmm

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>RiBer

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memecopa next week

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>you now remember the recopa

>afa can't into deskball

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it should be played in january or some shit

Well, at least River still has that one to save face this year.

Being this much of a retard should be punished with death sentence. Riber receives as much help in the local league as us, and moreso, Penel has been cucking us way before you guys.

But that's not what's annoying about this. Frankly, if I was a Riber fan as I am a Boca one, I can't give half a shit about this zoomer filler cup. What's annoying is that thanks to this garbo tonight, Gallanto is gonna have all he needs to spend the whole year crying about refs and La guardia alta.

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>inb4 paranaense cucks river from recopa and boca from 4tos

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...

100siANO 2.0

3-1

AFA bostera in my honest imo.

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0-1

Today River got refballed against, and in the last 2 matches of Boca against Velez and Paranaense they got refballed in their favour. Paranaense should have been winning 2-0 easily without much effort.
And Boca has been scoring off side goals every week.
It's really abnormal

kek, get a load of this seething faggot

based

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VAI TOMAR NO CU RIBER
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AQUI E BOCA PORRA

Basado e vermelhopilado

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>Paranaense got refballed.
Best part is that the very same player that scored here was complaining about refs two weeks later. Also, and even better, is that they brought up Paranense's doping coincidentally when they are gonna face Riber next week and not when they faced us.

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Delicious descendido* tears

*Does not apply to Tiger F.C.

L U L A
U
L
A

CHOLA MAIS

ok i know /copalib/ is supposed to be a comfy place but these galinhas are too much

>doens't refball for once
>"IT'S THE W-WORLD AGAINST U-US!!!"

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>VAI TOMAR NO CU VITÓRIA
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>AQUI É EMPATE PORRA

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AFA Atleticotucumanera, hay que andar con la guardia alta otra vez

I see I'm not the only one who noticed it

VAI TOMAR NO CU
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lol goodnight lads

>argentinian teams are cancer
nothing new here.

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what is this?

a pleb with shit taste in men

I think we can win :)

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Tigre was already chucked from a Sudaca spot. Can they get cucked if they won the copa too?

Wont even pass flameme

wtf Riberbros we got robbed by LA AFA DECANA tonight

no. straight to libertadores

this is sad

he cute

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I have better legs than him wtf why am i not being paid millions life is unfair

You think that's bad? River is currently employing a human broomstick.

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Next year's is worse

I can't believe river fucking lost

good morning /copalib/
just came here to say that I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe

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I've been coughing up cement-like mucus for the last 5 days, while being high on fever I caught a glimpse of River actually trying to win yesterday, but it may have been an illusion.
Hope I make it to the end of the week lads, but I'm not sure. It has not been an honor to post here, it's been a privilege.
Godspeed /copalib/

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Boca living rent free in your head lad

Convocações to Copa America will be out soon

is /ourboy/ Pikachu gonna make it?

Just like your mum, except she's been coughing up semen-like mucus for the last 5 decades.

Facebook memes are going too far

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Unlikely desu

Imagine a match pikachu x japan

Luxa's at the wheel

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Copa America Argentina
PORTEROS: Franco Armani (River), Esteban Andrada (Boca), Agustín Marchesín (América, México), Juan Musso (Udinese, Italia) y Gerónimo Rulli (Real Sociedad).

>DEFENSAS: Renzo Saravia (Racing), Gabriel Mercado (Sevilla, España), Nicolás Otamendi (Manchester City), Germán Pezzella (Fiorentina, Italia), Walter Kanemann (Gremio, Brasil), Nicolás Tagliafico (Ajax, Holanda), Marcos Acuña (Sporting Lisboa, Portugal), Ramiro Funes Mori (Villarreal, España) y Juan Foyth (Tottenham, Inglaterra).

MEDIOCAMPISTAS: Leandro Paredes (PSG, Francia), Giovani Lo Celso (Betis, España), Exequiel Palacios (River), Guido Rodríguez (América, México), Roberto Pereyra (Watford, Inglaterra), Rodrigo De Paul (Udinese, Italia), Matías Zaracho (Racing), Ángel Di María (PSG, Francia), Gonzalo Martínez (Atlanta United, Estados Unidos), Paulo Dybala (Juventus, Italia), Maximiliano Meza (Monterrey, México) e Iván Marcone (Boca).

>DELANTEROS: Lionel Messi (Barcelona, España), Sergio Agüero (Manchester City, Inglaterra), Lautaro Martínez (Inter, Italia), Ángel Correa (Atlético de Madrid), Matías Suárez (River), Mauro Icardi (Inter, Italia).

-No Gazzaniga
-"Dybala" in midfielders

damn
now I see why Qatar is playing this tourney, so we might win a match

Who are the 2 main center-backs of argentina?

Yeah man, good morning.

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Los mudos hablaron todos
las monjas hicieron fiesta
Prendé de nuevo la vela
o si no agarrame esta

the 4 that can play as starters are Otamendi, Pezzella (right footed), Funes Mori and Kannemann (left footed)

Otamendi and either, Pezzella or Kanemann

There are NO {0[ningun(nein)]} natural right backs on that list! WTF !

He certainly looks like a post-Vasco player there

I think it will be Otamendi and Funes Mori,
Pezzella wont play because Fiorentina has been playing terribly bad for months and he got injured, something like broken jaw, a few weeks ago, he will barely make it to Copa America.

Villareal has been doing all right the last months, they were in relegation zones but started playing much better, as in, if they had played that well the whole year they would be in Europa League. I like Kannemann too.

Foyth played as a right back very well a few weeks ago when Tottenham lost 1-0 to Manchester City, I think he is better as a right back than as a centerback. He has made many terrible mistakes as a centerback for Tottenham, cause 2 penalties in the same match, or get red carded after only a minute of getting subbed in. it's not his first red card and he barely plays. he isnt mature enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Xh6U7PyoQE

la selesión, la seslesión....

That moment when you would love to see Gallardo directing la selección, but at the same time you dont want him to leave River ever.
I hate this feeling.

I was worried for Brazil until I saw this list desu

The image proves it wasn't offside. The arms don't count, his feet is behind the line.

Tô fazendo cocô

>bought airbnb and flight tickets for the recopa
>it will probably get postponed due to a fucking labour strike
Will based Macri refund me?

>no mascherano
welp, see you in the next meme cup argenbros

>getting scammed by argies
Your fault desu

Post pics

>Armani-Andrada-Marchesin

>Mercado-Otamendi-Kanemann-Tagliafico-Acuña-Foyth-Pezzella

>Lo Celso-Palacios-Di María-Zaracho-Paredes-Dybala-Marcone

>Messi-Agüero-Suarez-Correa

>Gallardo directing la selección

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Don't be surprised if mercado plays as cb again next to Otamendi

>no tevez or zarate

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Zarate is shit and what is Tevez going to do? Sit in the bench again?

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Damelos siempre

>Cerro x San Lorenzo
Finally a mirror match!

I hope Baka rekts athletico tbqh lads

You know Athletico will lift the cup, right?

imagine being this delusional

youtube.com/watch?v=u1uHqlTSgvk

iirc, he's in the Pan American cup, along with Coloccini and Maxi Rodriguez

>Kun
>le literally do nothing outside of friendlies man
lmao

>Matias Suarez
damn, we're that bad at 9s now? Might as well play a 4-5-1 at this rate

Lula Livre

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For me, it's Jorge Wilstermann.

patrician

For me it's Portimonense

For me, it's Famalicão

Based and jewpilled

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lol you'll be fine

the centerforward should be Icardi, with Alario as his substitute.
Messi needs someone who is a classic 9 next to him, like Suarez or Higuain years ago, not another manlet like Aguero or Lautaro Martinez.
Icardi and Alario aren't great like Crespo, Batistuta or Milito, or even Higuain in his prime, but they are the best we have.

Icardi has 18 goals and 4 assists in 2694 minutes
Alario has 11 goals 3 assists in 1580 minutes at Leverkusen, has been a starter the last matches

What about the funny face man from baka?

he is 1.75, not a classic 9 (although a few good 9s were that size, Salas, Cavenaghi, Falcao). the classic 9 they have is Wanchope
I meant the national team needs a tallish guy who can score headers. Icardi ain't that tall but has a great jump and can score headers even marked by very tall defenders.

The only time we played with Messi and another manlet in a serious match, was when we lost Copa America to Brazil in 2007 3-1, when Ayala scored an own goal, the forwards where Messi and Tevez

And I think Benedetto isnt having a great moment

Based Grass is winning against the choking aBerica

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>trusting the silver jew

when did you buy them? the strike has been made public a while ago, you should have checked

Perro caca

que feo ser hincha de penarol y tener de idolo al onions rodriguez y al mota gargano, me da escalofrios de solo pensarlo

>implying el bolso is any better

>bielsa

I bought them two months ago.
Worst thing is that my plan was to get to Foz do Iguaçu by car and cross the border to Puerto Iguazu. From there I would catch a plane to Buenos Aires (it's like 10% the price of a direct flight from my city to Buenos Aires).
I believe the chances of my flight being canceled are much higher, as the whole route is in Argentina

Next time buy tickets for a day before the game, that day all flights willb e cancelled, international and domestic

lo es, sacando tres o cuatro que ya estan para jugar en otros cuadros mas chicos y retirarse, el resto de plantel esta bien, en el arco, defensa, la mayoria de los jugadores salieron de las inferiores, si algo falta es un buen delantero y que el gordo amaral baje de peso

Cute mama dogo

I demand daily updates on Tesapara's pregnancy

Starting today

what do we have today?

cuadrangulares in the congolombia league.

really wanted to see him at the prem

Imagine looking like fucking this and then winning 2(Two) World Cups for Brazil. Literally Chad incarnate.

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curintcha and cheirinho

copa do brasil my friend

My grandfather used to get his hair cut by Bellini. Back then not all "professional" players could make a living out of football so they also had other jobs, and Bellini was a barber.

Breaking news
She is still pregnant

Press S to spit on grave

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Unironically scared of pasto, millosbros.

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youtube.com/watch?v=y_oYbXfXiFc
>Vasco's ""president""

Para eso fue que sacaron al Pecoso, menos mal que lo echaron antes de que ese barco se hunda.

Dont be, they are unironically going to play like shit

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I'm gonna believe it

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S, more like B lmaooooo.

aqui e olimpia galera

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vai tomar no cu cerro

Didn't we get Flamengo vs Atl Paranaense last year?

Peru Copa America

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Paraguay Copa America

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Provisinal list congolombia Copa America

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Vitória, Sport, and Atletico goianiense is anothers mirror Flamengo matchs, but this year all of them are in segundona, this year about 1/3 of teams in segundona is scarlet black therefore bootleg Flamengos.

Which country has the best farmers in SA? Uruguay seems pretty based.

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Imagine living in the 50s.

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>Borré
I shiggy diggy

>Alario
I just don't think he has been impressive enough at Neverkusen. He needs to make a move to leliga or some other meme league where he can at least pad his stats better.

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*cacerolazo in the background*

Ah yeah. Racing won the title. The memories.

The "putos favelados derby" will begin in 10 minutes

>now the Recopa is 30th, not 29th
Good job conmebol, I can't expected less for your incompetence.

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This was >our fault, though

We are conmebol tho

he only "became" a starter like 3 matches ago, I am ok with him not being called, but if he does well at Neverkusen next season in Bundesliga (and Champions League or Europa League, last match will decide to which competition they qualify) he should be called.
His stats arent bad, if you divide his playing minutes by 90, he has 11 goals in 17 matches and a half

Today Joaquin Correa won Coppa Italia, he has been doing very well the last months.
he scored a Maradona-Messi style goal
twitter.com/atacandoalespa1/status/1128775828874178561

I am against having Suarez, Zarate, Armani and Andrada in the national team when there are yonger players in Europe.
Suarez and Zarate were in Europe for a decade and no one ever thought then of taking them to the national team. If there are among the best players of our league then that speaks badly of our league.

paro general de sindicalistas, you cant blame AFA or CONMEBOL for that.

Cringe

I'm glad someone other than Juventus finally won that. Great goal, but it will never happen with Argentina unless Scaloni embraces counter attacking football.

Va a tener que hacer la gran Portugal.

heh

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Cruzeiro : based
Fran6a : cringe

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Good times :)

fuck flamengo and fuck corinthians

>sem título mundial.png

>sem rebaixamento.png

B 2the ased

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>Pinto saying "gol hijueputas" to the Union Magdalena side.

Fucking based.

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>carille
exposito

corinthians will always do its part to make matches boring as fuck

>we r going to play offensively

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oh look, its another
>0x0
episode again

We're a big club and you could play with cruzeiro on PES btw

corinthianos kills my passion for south american footy, and i dont have anything against the club, but jesus fucking christ, they promised they were going to attack and look at this

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Is because of muh possession or do they park the bus on every single match?

corinthians are trash lol

Same. I hate this "style" of playing. I don't care if its effective, goddamn its a torture to watch.

Corinthians park the bus even in their home. Its fucking annoying.

most people complain about refball against corinthians, and to even add more they play a complete defensive football, its their trademark, everyone hates it and say south american football sucks and all you need to do is just to look at corinthians

bruno henrique 2 is fucking trash

Quando é que esses filhos da puta vão mudar essa atitude de retranqueiro, caralho.
Acabam com toda emoção, se fuder.

That's the real bruno henrique, not the onions version

não tem mais o que fazer
o time é horrível
se for pra frente toma goleada

Brasileirão clubs monthly wages:

Palmeiras – R$ 8,5 milhões
Cruzeiro – R$ 7,6 milhões
Corinthians – R$ 7,4 milhões
Flamengo – R$ 6,5 milhões
Internacional – R$ 4,7 milhões
Santos – R$ 4,4 milhões
São Paulo – R$ 4,3 milhões
Grêmio – R$ 4,2 milhões
Atlético-MG – R$ 4 milhões
Vasco – R$ 3 milhões
Bahia – R$ 2,8 milhões
Botafogo – R$ 2,5 milhões
Fluminense – R$ 2,5 milhões
Athletico – R$ 2,4 milhões
Goiás – R$ 2,2 milhões
Chapecoense – R$ 1,75 milhão
Fortaleza – R$ 1,5 milhão
Ceará – R$ 980 mil
Avaí – R$ 700 mil
CSA – R$ 300 mil

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>1 milhão é só pro Lucas Lima

Não acredito que o Flamengo seja somente 6.5 milhões.

well, if they keep playing like this they will be fucked on second leg

I love it when br matches are on and br posters start speaking portuguese
it's very comfy, like being watching the game no boteco bebendo uma cervejina

Nah. The fuckers will probably win in a lucky ball this match in its final minutes and got a 0-0 in Rio.
Brazil doesn't have quality attackers to break solid defenses.
Look at Flamengo's fowards. They are the best Brasileirão have and look at them. They can't score.

based
but can you understand? everybody was saying they couldn't understand that blonde milf on the copalib draw

based nahuel

i doubt it, but its still disgusting, we cant reward bad football

morei varios anos no brasil meu bem, eu posso até sambar e cozinhar moqueca
but then again, it's only me

Fucking Abel subbed Arrascaeta for Diego, the toca de lado guy just to try the draw.
I can already see Corinthians do a 45minute goal.

>mfw born and raised in brasil
>can't samba neither cook moqueca

I just found by chance another Monterrey Tigres match about to start.

I don't even know what a moqueca is.

>seething cariocas won't accept they are trash at everything, including football

>tranny lover derby
Ugh, fuck off, globo

this tbqh

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good stuff

you know fla is not even trying to play at all, just look what happens when they try to, see san jose match who was on full defense, with all 11 players as gk and still scored 6x1
i guess they chose to decide the match on the second leg

Luxa's at the wheel: twitter.com/SerieBdoBrasil/status/1128828486334992386

J-J-JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>o CUrintiANO

ANAL(isa)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
VAI TOMAR NO CU CUrintia

cute

Tomando gol de
>Wilharão
O absoluto estado de Corinthians.

can't both of them lose¿

this, so much this

flamerda and cruzeiro already through

>contrataram um youtuber pra ser técnico

were they singing?

>craque do jogo
i thought they scrapped this

>cruzeiro

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>parking the bus against fluminenC
cruzeiro lol

Diego is better than Arascameme desu

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Corinthians is absolutely disgusting, jesus christ

>1-0
We can do it on Rio desu

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eu vivo pra ver o corinthians tomando no meio do cu

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What's his endgame?

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Trannies and coke

Wait, Suzane Richthofen is a Corinthiana? Holy kek

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Seriously, i wonder how someone can defend this, i was totally upset, they promised to fucking go to an open game, lies should be punishable with death penalty

Every criminal is

What the fuck is his problem?

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You may not like it but it's effective and it'll win copalib

When you feel sad, remember Corinthianos paid a fortune for a ticket to see their team park the bus and lose.

He can at most meme another Coupe du Bresil for >us. Highly doubt >we'll get past Rivar like this.

Why the crown? Do they think they're Royal Madrid?

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We love Jesus man
You see the little cross at the top?

Royal Beautiful Horizon Football Club

But we're better than paulistas at everything. Rio is the chad's capital onions PAUlo is the basedboy's capital you can't deny it

that's disrespectful towards our muslim brothers and i hope it gets removed soon
#NotAllMuslims #Inshallah #AllahuAckbar #pbuh

>better than paulistas
>0 national titles since fucking Deco's Fluminense

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Basado

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fucking BASED what the fuck is that

So Once Nalgas and Cucuta died for this?

Media, CBF and Sponsors are all in paulista side you've three relevant clubs we just have one.Since ever carioca players are better than paulistas this is historically proved most idols of your team are probably cariocas btw cariocas are also smarter most of brazilian scientists and writers are cariocas or developed their research in Rio

3pm matches in Santa Marta

Santa Marta isn't even that hot.

For me, it's Monterrey.
youtube.com/watch?v=_0ZcMJr-yUY

A literal farmer's league in Russia with some international participation. (Paraguay was careful enough to not show up knowing that Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay will be there).

You would think all this competent people would be able to form a functioning state. Pay debts

really enjoying claymore lads
why can't anime have this much SOUL anymore?

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Manga is the superiors medium

watch out bros or the mighty godoy cruz will refball against palmeiras and theyre huge in argentina, this dude said.
youtube.com/watch?v=8yr2VwVexPU

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Based

>watching poor's man berserk

i wish anime had as much creative freedom as manga does
it's the only watchable thing besides the 1997 adaptation, it's good

Palmeiras will beat then 4-0
The best Argentine teams currently are Boca, River, Velez, Racing, DyF. The Godoy Cruz that qualified to Copalib is a thing of the past.

awful

that is one of our major channels in brazil, this is the level of delusion, they're already making excuses, but this guy has gone to levels of retardation that i cant comprehend whats he saying, he said to be aware with godoy cruz the same way with river and boca, we can interpret that in many ways, but still very retarded, i am fucking ashamed by that

why is there a random Jason Voorhees head just laying on the ground in front of them
is this some sort of macumba?

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baby is there too, lmao

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does anyone remember guatemala? what happened to him? did he die on his way to his home country?

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Ackchyually, it's because they won the domestic treble (state championship, Copa do Brasil and Brasileirão) in the same year, and so far it's the only team that accomplished that.

São Pablo Vittar adopted Jason as "unofficial" mascot

good morning lads

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Flawless logic

he probably died on that volcanic eruption

Morning bro

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He's trying to rise up through the military ranks in order to fulfill his megalomaniac dreams.
I hope he's doing alright

Always thought it was a shitty ET

Because anime used to have way more budget

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Is it actually good? Yea Forums told me it was shit.

Yea Forums told us your mum is a slut and we are still your friends, what do they know

>no one here is posting about the lower league manager chaining himself to AFA's headquarters

twitter.com/DanEdwardsGoal/status/1129061609383616512
>The vice-president of Sarmiento de Resistencia has chained himself to the doors of the Argentine FA, demanding answers over the refereeing mistakes that saw Estudiantes (RC) promoted to the Nacional B instead of his team.

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why did I say manager then vice-president?
Whatever, you get the idea, it's even worse than I thought, a vice-president is doing this

>why did I say manager then vice-president?
Because you are a dumb weeb and dumb weebs are retards

Oddly cute

Ficou acordado até tarde secando o MENGÃO?

FIQUEI PIRANHA!
O FLAMENGO TOMOU NO CU!!!
SE FUDEU!!!
VAI
TOMA
NO CU
*VAI TOMA NO CU FLAMENGO*

Vaaaaai tomaaaa no cuuuuuuuuuu

rude

fuck you too

t. vitória

>that dog has has more sex than you

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It's pretty good honestly

You know damn well I wasn't talking about the club

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El Bar sinson

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Current state of the Argies divisions

> Superliga (Tier1)
Champions: Racing
Relegated: San Martin SJ, San Martin T, Belgrano (CF) and Tigre (AFA)
Upcoming season: 18 AFA teams, 5 CF teams + reducido winner.

> B Nacional (Tier2)
Champions: Arsenal (AFA)
Play-offs:
- Ind. Rivadavia (CF) vs Sarmiento (AFA)
- Central Cordoba (CF) vs Almagro (AFA)
Relegated: Los Andes (AFA) and Olimpo (CF)
Upcoming season: 18 AFA teams, 15 CF teams - reducido winner.

> Primera B (AFA Tier3)
Champions: Barracas
Promoted: Atlanta, Estudiantes BA and Riestra
Play-offs:
- Acassuso & San Telmo already in.
- All Boys, Colegiales, UAI Urquiza and Alte. Brown fighting for the last two spots (this monday)
Relegated: Dep. Espanol
Upcoming season: 18 teams*

> Federal A (CF Tier3)
Champions: Estudiantes de Rio Cuarto
Play-offs:
- Sarmiento (0)vs(3) Dep. Madryn
- San Jorge (3)vs(0) Desamparados
- Alvarado (1)vs(0) Sol de Mayo
- Defensores VR (3)vs(2) Gimnasia ER
Relegated: 8 teams
Upcoming season: 31 teams*

> Primera C (AFA Tier4)
Champions: Argentino de Quilmes
Promoted: Dep. Armenio
Play-offs:
- Dock Sud, Laferrere, Excursionistas, Villa San Carlos and Midland locked in.
- Lujan. Italiano, Merlo, El Porvenir and Berazategui struggling for the last three spots.
Relegation: San Martin (124pts), Sp. Barracas (123pts), and Berazategui (121pts). If Berazategui gets relegated, they won't be able to compete in the play-offs.
Upcoming season: 19 teams*

> TRFA (CF Tier4)
Eight regional zones still on going. The winners will face each other in the final stage in order to get the four promoted teams.

> Primera D (AFA Tier5)
Champions: Argentino de Merlo
Play-offs:
- Liniers vs Juventud Unida
- Argentino de Rosario vs Claypole
- Real Pilar vs Atlas
- Puerto Nuevo vs Centro Español
No relegations this year.
Upcoming season: 14 teams*

Lads should I watch baka match or should I go to an asadito at my mate's house?

asadito tiene vinito

friendly reminder that afa is expanding b Nacional from 25 to 32 teams in order to reduce it to 22 teams by 2024.


Yes, you read that right.

What are the odd of making out with your mate? If its below 80% you should watch the football match

Based

Not with him, but we can work something out if we have some guests

cringe

entiendo a los hinchas de peñarol que defiende a su club pero ya se dieron cuenta que son el cuadro del sistema verdad? hasta cuando el gordo barrera va a manejar la auf? quiere comprarse un quinquenio?

Tonight
NADIE NOS SUPERA

more like gilnasia amirite

So velez is going to win this whole thing right?

for me it's Atl. tucuman

>Fortress playing like shit and Alth.PR not giving a shit
sounds like semen slurping 0-0 for me

>para ser de la blanca hay que chuparla
>para ser de la blanca hay que mamarla
>para ser de la blanca hay que tomar la leche
>la del carbonero
>LECHE
>la del carbonero
>LECHE
>la del carbonero

vai tomar no cu felipão retranqueiro do caralho

>fenix fija entrada a hinchas de penarol a 1.350$
>magicamente auf decide sancionar a fenix con dos partidos por un acto de violencia previo, con dos partidos sin hinchada
>fenix al no poder vender entradas a sus hinchas baja el precio de las entradas a 100$ cada hincha de penarol
se hace lo que quiere el gordo barrera, son unos delincuentes, manejan la auf, manejan a los jueces, que triste ser manya viejo

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what the fuck is that thing

>Flamengo's official yt channel put the wrong curintia logo in a video about yesterday's match

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That's Tevez

Jesus christ boca can't defend or pass for shit

It looks sad

>5 defenders against fucking velez in a home match
This is bokek everyone

That's just big iq Alfaro tactics

SI ERA PENAL

>gayinas still coping

how does OP come up with such witty titles for threads?
not asking for a friend

the virgin playing well and getting eliminated vs the chad playing badly and advancing

>ulisses costa
He is even worse, kept saying who is the better team between cruzeiro and flamengo, then everyone says fla, he still keeps asking the same shit, everyone starts to mock him because they just won by 3-1 and behind on the table,they even faced a much tougher lib group and state championship at the same time and the fat fuck still in denial, what a big fucking cunt. Then he changes to inter, whose team finished behind last year and wasnt even in other tourneys, meanwhile this year they were already qualified and played at home and still behind and gets shoved again by others.
Dumbfuck cant even take a look at the table and the clubs he mentioned, what should i expect from someone who works in a forgotten channel, oh god.

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And how about playing well and winning the most important final of all time?

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>implying implications that imply other implications
the absolute state of Arsenal fans

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Sin descensos, papu

>the most important final of all time
>literally r*dditposting
keep telling yourself that descendido

>athletico

Fastest seething in the west, the say success brings jealousy, and it shows

Boca is a reddit team

>keeps posting
RENT FREE

>loses 2(two) finals to RiBer in a year
>have the nerve to talk shit about them

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i ask your mum

So that's why you're seething about "5 defenders"? Cute, keep replying if it makes you feel non descendido

Don't insult user's mum, she's a good lady. Nice dubs though

This Junior Alonso guy is trash where did he come from

new thread when bois

Time do athletico é uma merda cumpadi, time filha da puta

Thanks for the (you)'s bobosteros, getting ya'll to seeth has never been easier

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...

She's been dead for 15 years user, the fuck are you talking about?

Some people here are really insensitive.

Thank God i uploaded the videos to the internet then

RENT

FREE