/trans/ Classics Edition

Chelsea's 28-year-old Belgium international forward Eden Hazard will complete an £86m move to Real Madrid after the Europa League final. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Uefa investigators will recommend Manchester City be banned from the Champions League for at least a year over allegations the club misled European football's financial regulators. (New York Times)

And Premier League champions City are planning a £200m summer spending spree because of the threat of a transfer ban. (Mail)

>England midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek, 23, will only sign a new deal at Chelsea if he is given assurances over a place in the first team. (Sun)

Atletico Madrid will hold a meeting with France striker Antoine Griezmann this week, with the club fearing the 28-year-old has already agreed to join Barcelona. (Cadena Ser - in Spanish)

>Tottenham are closing in on a deal worth £25m for Fulham's 18-year-old England left-back Ryan Sessegnon. (Mail)

Manchester United have made Napoli and Senegal centre-back Kalidou Koulibaly, 27, their main transfer target this summer. (Mirror)

>And United also plan to spend £45m on Lille's Ivory Coast striker Nicolas Pepe, 23. (Mirror)

Leicester manager Brendan Rodgers has told the club to act quickly to secure the permanent signing of £40m-rated Belgium midfielder Youri Tielemans, 22, from Monaco. (Star)

>Foxes players have been telling Tielemans how much they want him to stay in hopes of boosting the club's chances of signing him. (Leicester Mercury)

Manchester City have had a bid rejected for Lyon's 22-year-old France midfielder Tanguy Ndombele. (Le 10 Sport, via Manchester Evening News)

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>RB Leipzig's chief executive says Liverpool could still sign 23-year-old German striker Timo Werner as the club have not yet held talks with Bayern Munich. (Bulinews, via Liverpool Echo)

Barcelona expect to receive a bid from Chelsea for Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 26, if the Premier League club's transfer ban is delayed. (Goal)

>Arsenal's German midfielder Mesut Ozil, 30, says he has no intention of leaving the club. (Dazn Dach, via Mirror)

Everton have been offered chance to sign 26-year-old Portugal midfielder Joao Mario from Inter Milan for £15m. (Mail)

>Toffees boss Marco Silva has told the club it is vital they make loan deals for Chelsea defender Kurt Zouma, 24, and Barcelona midfielder Andre Gomes, 25, permanent. (Liverpool Echo)

Real Madrid have told Costa Rica goalkeeper Keylor Navas, 32, he is not in their plans for next season. (Marca)

>Leicester's Croatia Under-21 defender Filip Benkovic, 21, is open to spend another season on loan at Scottish champions Celtic. (Leicester Mercury)

based swedebro

>Everton have been offered chance to sign 26-year-old Portugal midfielder Joao Mario from Inter Milan for £15m. (Mail)
Fuck no, just focus on getting Gomes

>UEFA investigators will recommend a ban over allegations City misled financial regulators
i.e. they couldn't catch them on actual charges with actual evidence so they're grasping at straws.

After AC Milan got away with their own shit then any ban for City is just proof that FFP was made to fuck with City for daring to upset the status quo.

Who are we buying?

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Lacazette for 85 million

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>Uefa investigators will recommend Manchester City be banned from the Champions League for at least a year over allegations the club misled European football's financial regulators. (New York Times)
>city wins premier
>the next day an article in the New York times claims to have insider info that they may get banned next season
>new york times out of all the world press, yes
imagine believing this pathetic attempt of a hit piece
considering the publisher it's quite obvious spurs are behind this smear piece

It was created to prevent situations like Portsmouth.

>he really believes the new york times has uefa confidential info
heh

>United also plan to spend £45m on Lille's Ivory Coast striker Nicolas Pepe, 23. (Mirror)

>koulibaly
>tielemans
>AWB
>Pepe
>trippier
>Max Aarons

It honestly looks grim. I reckon we overspend on Koulibaly and possibly AWB. Not many faces at the club that I can relate to

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How do you say "Mid-table shitters" in your country?

>somehow united will manage to spend even more money on even worse players
I seriously can't understand what is going on, not even from a money laundering perspective
these retards are simply burning money on shit players non-stop
it's so bad I wonder if they are trying to lower tha value of the club on purpose so they can later buy shares at a much lower price
wtf is going on there

Sancho and Neres for 150 each and more boomer midfielders.

Have a feeling you have to sell to buy.

any news about hector herrera going to atletico de madrid?

Umtiti and Rakitic will get us 100mil

>Everton had their best run of form of the season without Gomes in the team
>Has scored and assisted 1(2) goals all season

Just because he does silky passes doesn't mean he's actually good.

Really hope Semensmouth FC Unified buy Ngubu

Rent free

wrong

Swap deal for Pogba? We'll throw Sanchez in for free.

Its undeniable that the introduction of FFP was just as much about stopping clubs from "paying their way to success" like City as it was about encouraging financial prudence from clubs at risk of insolvency.

So how do we explain UEFA helping city to avoid getting punished by ffp

maybe city should use real sponsors instead

Feelz > reelz but please explain how

Tielemans would be a great signing for them imo.

kara boga

yeah it was created to maintain the status quo, keeping the big teams at the top and the small teams below them. A much better solution would be to scrap FFP and introduce fixed salary caps and fixed spending limits

this is how I'm thinking we finish the transfer window, for better or worse

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>make a claim about a club's economy
>don't give any explanation
>demand explanations from others
sweetie...

United buying random Africans. What a shit show of a team

UEFA are currently flinging shit charges at city to see what will stick.

because barcelona is a small club and only gets the virgin la liga money, not chad epl money

Koulibaly is better than Van Dijk.

isn't he on loan from monaco?

>£86m
Not even €100m kek

Yeah, apparently he's available for 40m.

Looked shit when we played them in the Europa a few years ago and failed at Monaco. Not convinced.

I said I had a feel lad. I'm not out to get you I just want to know. If you have the information I'm asking for I would be very grateful.

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it's bollocks, Kristof Terreur already said they're making it up and a fee hasn't been agreed. Chelsea want €130m and they seem more than willing to hang on to him for another year especially if £86m is all they get

it was created because most shit clubs midtable and below have horrible finances, even today
it was much worse in the past, so bad many of those badly ran clubs had to close shop leaving an economic mess and many fans in anger
sometimes they would sign players and not pay the transfers, destroying innocent clubs on the way
other times they wouldn't even pay the players' wages for a full season
all while the owners pocketed millions
the worst part is usually the board/owners of those shit clubs would claim they had done nothing wrong or it was all a conspiracy in order to rile up the fans and put pressure so they could keep funneling money out of those clubs
this is why ffp was necessary

an example of this situatons is malaga fc: after being bought by a sheik they signed a ton of top players, including cazorla
that season they reached cl semifinals, refballed against dortmund
turns out the sheik had not paid many of those transfers nor the wages of the players
imagine the fucking mess
so they were told to fuck off and kicked out of european competitions
now they are in second division

you could say malaga was done in by ffp and banned from eu competition to keep the status quo
when the truth is they simply didn't pay their debts

the only thing maintaining the status quo is the inability of shit clubs to keep their finances in check and their greedy owners

every summer for the last 10 years:
>'barcelona has no money for transfers!'
>barcelona proceeds to spend a ton of millions in transfers
now they are top 1-2 football club in income, they already signed de jong, they'll probably sign griezmann and de ligt
I may be wrong but this is not how a club without money behaves

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>they'll probably sign griezmann and de ligt
Can't even afford the agent fee for De Ligt

I just feel like they have been spending a lot more than usual and that their wage bill is to big for any significant signings. I'm sure De Ligt will join you this summer anyways.
Do you know if KPB loan deal be extetended or is there some other solution to the back-up striker position?

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how many epl titles have Man U won since liverpool last won one?

prefer not to say

Roma have announced Daniele De Rossi will play his final game for the club this weekend and will leave this summer after 18 years.

>Riyad Mahrez says he has no doubts about his ability and is "very happy" at Manchester City after ending a difficult first season at the club in style.

Manchester City are facing a ban from European competition for allegedly breaking UEFA’s financial fair play rules. UEFA have been investigating hacked emails, which appear to show City inflated sponsorship income. City deny any wrongdoing and say accusations of financial irregularities are entirely false.

>Chelsea defender Cesar Azpilicueta says the players will respect Eden Hazard's decision if he decides to leave the club.

Milan are reportedly locked in talks to sign Sassuolo and Italy midfielder Stefano Sensi. According to Gazzetta dello Sport’s Nicolo Schira, contacts are ongoing between Milan director Paolo Maldini and Sensi’s agent Beppe Riso. However, Schira warns Sassuolo will not budge on their €25m valuation of the 23-year-old.

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who is the next club to enter the european elite? there must be loads of sheiks out there wanting a football club, where have the saudis been these past few years?

where does de rossi rank in terms of roma legends? is he top 2?

>James Rodriguez is reportedly keen on a transfer to Chelsea after a tempting direct offer from Blues chief Roman Abramovich. (Don Balon)

AWB is a very overrated full-back imo
especially at the top clubs who will expect him to make overlapping runs as his forward play is shit

If German football is able to stay relevant in the face of the EPL and all its money then Hamburg

>refballed against dortmund
>there are people that still try to push this narrative

Didn't read lol

Oh fuck...
>Coutinho
>James
>Higuain

Coutinho and James will be a similar situation to Lukaku and Morata a couple of years ago. They will end up at United and Chelsea, you just don't know who will go to which club.

based

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>Clubs still want to sign him

Legit should be at a club like West Ham based on his ability and form over the last few years.

I don't think either of them would go to United tbf. United has to resort to
>Nicolas Pepe
>Koulibaly

Can someone please carve a Pepe out of Nicholas Pépé? It will be needed for this summer.

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Pepe will be wanted by everyone and his price will be affordable by most top teams, there is absolutely no way United can get him. Meanwhile, demand in James will be low and Coutinho's price is that high that only a couple of desperate clubs that just made money by selling their best asset to Real would pay.

Concerned for that lad's posture 2bh.

>the absolute state of the media
I'm not the biggest fan of Mendes Billions FC but it's the highest a newly promoted team has finished in 12 years. Surely that deserves some praise?

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isn't Pepe a meme?

Maybe.

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>Tanguy Ndombele
That sounds too black, I'm not sure about this.

he's good
t. Lyonfag

tbf, i don't think any of the jounos covering that game were interested in writing about wolves

who can and should /manure/ realsticially sign to challenge for the title next season?

>rakitic
>coutinho
>umtiti
>cillesen
this would turn manure into a football powerhouse again and cost them no more than 600m
well, maybe 700m but completely worth it

why would they buy barca rejects

>challenge for the title next season?

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As long as you take Pogba, Lukaku, Sanchez, Jones and Smalling off our hands.

Digne/Gomes/Mina

it's a 3 year project minimum
they were incredibly lucky to finish 2nd last season

why would barca sell umtiti?

also coutinho is former liverpool player and rakitic might not be as motivated as before

>de Gea
I love transexuals
Any updates on the Javi Martínez to Liverpool situation?

>why would barca sell umtiti?
dodgy knee

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Antonio Conte will reportedly put pen to paper with Inter once he is certain Juventus will not come in for him.

>Blaise Matuidi says he ‘hopes’ Max Allegri will remain Juventus’ Coach and that ‘I’m staying 100 percent’.

Gareth Bale has been offered a Tottenham return in a £10m loan deal, according to The Sun. The Real Madrid forward, 29, reportedly earns over £600,000 a week at the Bernabeu, but would have to take less than half that at Spurs.

>Eden Hazard's £86m move to Real Madrid will be announced after the Europa League final on May 29, according to L'Equipe.

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has confirmed his current backroom staff will all be retained for next season.Assistant manager Mike Phelan signed a three year contract earlier this month. Solskjaer gas now revealed Michael Carrick, Kieran McKenna and Mark Dempsey will all stay at the club.

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>we

>>Blaise Matuidi says he ‘hopes’ Max Allegri will remain Juventus’ Coach and that ‘I’m staying 100 percent’.
come back to PSG, blaisou

imagine the smell

no need to pay agent fees if the agent just got banned by uefa, friendo

prince is out for sure
wagebill is very high but if the board are going for griezmann then there's enough money for it
remember, according to club statutes, barcelona board members are directly responsible for club over spending, if they fuck up they'll have to pay those millions from their pockets

not a malagafag, don't care about the refball and happy they went out
but at least the one on the right was an offside, and it was the final goal that eliminated them

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>the one on the right
*on the left

>implying Raiola doesn't have an endless herd of fuckboys to get the money for him

Main thing they need to do is stick with a manager for longer than a couple of years. They've had 4 managers now since Fergie retired and each one has brought players in that suit their style of play and tactics. Now they just have a complete fucking mess of players who all play in a different style.

Malaga had an offside goal too, take both of them away and Dortmund still advance

reminder the new york times used to have a 17.5% stake in the fenway group

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>the new york times used to have a 17.5% stake in the fenway group
lel that liverpoo feel
I knew there had to be a connection to some premier club
imagine seething so much to the point of publishing fake news about the rivals that just dabbed on them for the league, pathetic

Barcelona and Real Madrid are set to battle for the signature of Ajax midfielder Donny van de Beek, according to Mundo Deportivo.

>France boss Didier Deschamps has emerged as the new favourite to succeed Max Allegri at Juventus.

New Schalke head coach David Wagner is targeting two of his former players at Huddersfield Town: Jonas Lössl & Matthias Jorgense

>Hoffenheim have agreed personal terms with 15-goal Jahn Regensburg striker Sargis Adamyan & are set to meet his €3m release clause

Borussia Dortmund have agreed a €25 million deal to sign Hoffenheim defender Nico Schulz on a 4-year contract

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>Wagner got appointed head coach at Schalke
missed this, bizarre appointment

The refs

Where the fuck is Hazard gonna play at RM? left-wing? 10?

left wing. Zidane doesn't play with 10s, does he?

Barring Onana, why are the best black goalkeepers French?
>Mandanda
>Areola
>Lafont

Actual GK-traning aviable

>de gay

>Forgetting the young Chelsea englishman Blackman, Jamal Blackman
you racist

>France boss Didier Deschamps has emerged as the new favourite to succeed Max Allegri at Juventus.
Does allegro truly deserve the sack with that midfield?
He did look out of ideas since the ajax game so he might decide to leave who knows

Tim Krul will be a Premier League goalkeeper next season.

>lunch time
>spanish media wakes up and starts pumping out bullshit

>he doubts the don

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>>lunch time
>The average spaniard is waking up

Good thing we have Don Balon to counter all the fake news :^)

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>France boss Didier Deschamps has emerged as the new favourite to succeed Max Allegri at Juventus.
Don't think Deschamps would leave until Euro is over

Onana isn't french

>young Chelsea englishman
loan squad keeper, doesn't count as a Chelsea player

Why do Germs and Nords have dinner at fucking 4:30PM?

semantics, pointless semantics

who the fuck has dinner at 4.30 pm?

breakfast at 7, lunch at 12, dinner at 16.
Perfection.

because we have to get up early to prevent the generation of slums and poverty unlike in Belgium or Spain which basically are big ghettos

An Italian news agency claims there is Qatari interest in Roma but that it stems from private channels.

>Atletico Madrid are considering a move for Juventus forward Paulo Dybala as a contingency plan should Antoine Griezmann exit, say Diario AS.

Barcelona are ‘one step away’ from completing the signing of Ajax captain Matthijs de Ligt this summer, according to a report in Marca.

>Neil Warnock looks set to stay with Cardiff City for one more season after constructive talks with the club, Sky Sports News has been told.

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>this is what Protestantism will do to you
It's a scam

Peak performance desu

>Uefa investigators will recommend Manchester City be banned from the Champions League for at least a year over allegations the club misled European football's financial regulators. (New York Times)

>And Premier League champions City are planning a £200m summer spending spree because of the threat of a transfer ban. (Mail)

its funny how blatant they are with their cheating

>Everton have been offered the chance to sign 26-year-old Portugal midfielder Joao Mario from Inter Milan

how do you reckon the sales pitch sounded lads?
>so eh, we got this dude who doesn't really do anything at all. no goals. no assists. hes not fast, he cant dribble, hes got no vision and he cant defend either. what about 15 million quid?

Agree i want to put babies in her.

>believing gudgoi propaganda

Hey man Brussels doesn't represent all of >us

Nothing will happen and you know it.

Sure?

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Very.

>Mfw Arselel win the Europa League and City's CL spot is given to United

Would you let your wife dictate where you played football?

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Bruxelles is based though

Only if she could do more keepie uppies than me

The spot would go to Arsenal even if they won the EL and the "extra" spot would revert back to the 3rd place ligue 1 team (i think)

Imagine starting a long term reletionship and building a stable home to raise your future kids in together with her, haha

Nah breakfast at 12, lunch at 3, dinner at 8

Haha yeah that would be real wierd

My dick is sore as shit. I've fapped too much and now I have friction burn

Go back to /r9k/ faggot

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Atletico Madrid fear that star forward Antoine Griezmann will may leave the club this summer, according to a report in Marca.

>Real Madrid Coach Zinedine Zidane is at odds with the club over the back-up goalkeeper for Thibaut Courtois next season, say Marca. It is said that the Frenchman wants his son Luca to provide the back-up for the Belgian international, although the club’s board believes Andriy Lunin is the stronger option.

Leeds United have agreed a deal to sign Barcelona B forward Rafa Mujica this summer on a free transfer, report Marca.

>Celta Vigo striker Maxi Gomez is likely to join an English Premier League club this summer, according to reports.

Benfica are not willing to match the Barcelona asking price of €25m for goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, according to El Mundo Deportivo.

>Sevilla striker Andre Silva has hit back at claims from Coach Joaquin Caparros that he is exaggerating his injury problems.

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>Atletico Madrid fear that star forward Antoine Griezmann will may leave the club this summer, according to a report in Marca.
This rumour is older than some Atletico players at this point.

Literally a Ligue 1 team fucking lmao

>Atletico Madrid fear that star forward Antoine Griezmann will may leave the club this summer, according to a report in Marca.
Will he film another documentary to announce his decision?

Imagine if he does this and decides to stay yet again

>forgetting Mvogo
Also I don't know of Baumann counts, he's half Dominican. He's also kind of a literally who right now, but I can see him moving somewhere bigger pretty soon.

Though the answer is the same, they're countries with good goalkeeping training, where the black players are likely to be recent immigrants and will take any position they can get if it means a shot at a professional career.

Bild are saying Schulz to Dortmund is a sure thing, with them activating a release clause

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>Arsenal has confirmed that they will not be spending any money on new defenders

oh no no no

alright which of you degenerates did this?

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There's only one defender who can help Arsenal

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>Luca Zidane
youtube.com/watch?v=8HXtAcpeqAo

RB Leipzig CEO Oliver Mintzlaff says Timo Werner’s mooted move to Bayern Munich is not as clear-cut as some have made out.

>Young Chelsea striker Martell Taylor-Crossdale will head to Germany later this week for a medical ahead of a permanent move to Bundesliga club Hoffenheim.

Atletico Madrid are considering a deal for Manchester City defender Nicolas Otamendi but must pay €25m, according to Diario AS.

>The agent of Gareth Bale insists the player is “fine” at Real Madrid despite intense speculation that the club are looking to sell him.

Manchester United are prepared to rival Inter Milan in a bid to sign Barcelona midfielder Ivan Rakitic, according to Mundo Deportivo.

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I stopped going to Old Trafford regulary after Van Gaal was manager and I fell asleep 3 times in a season, but this, this I don't know, I'd just stop going all together if we became Ngubu FC, maybe I'll go watch County or some other non-league shitter, at least it's players I can relate to.

Not even one proper Englishman on that team, I'm not sure about Trippier? Looks swarthy imo

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>Martell Taylor-Crossdale

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*swerves wildly across several lanes of the M6*

You know remember Wilshere is a West Ham player

lol. How many times has he played this season?

8 times 389 mins 1 ass

THIS. I've literally said this for years. The reason Klopp and Poch are doing well is because they've been given four years+ to build a team. The difference is merely what resources they have. Liverpool spend huge sums, whilst Spurs don't. This is shown in their league position difference, but in KO games, it's not mattered much. Granted, they've not won anything (yet) but it shows that stability and letting people do their own thing is better than going 'lol chop and change'. Idiots think that 'lol chop and change works because results sometimes happen, but it's usually purely because nobody can predict what is going to happen AND every time it happens there's usually half a dozen more players added.

>Real Madrid Coach Zinedine Zidane is at odds with the club over the back-up goalkeeper for Thibaut Courtois next season, say Marca. It is said that the Frenchman wants his son Luca to provide the back-up for the Belgian international
based double agent zidane

and oh this
Ankle Injury Sep 17, 2018-Nov 25, 2018 69 days out missed 10 games
Ankle Surgery Dec 2, 2018-Apr 5, 2019 124 days out missed 20 games

state of this lad's legs

>WILSHERE IS ONLY INJURED BECAUSE OF ARSENALS TRAINING REGIME, LA. NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM BEING MADE OF GLASS, LA!
Cringe.

>Manchester United are prepared to rival Inter Milan in a bid to sign Barcelona midfielder Ivan Rakitic
make it rain, woody

8, 12:30, 6
unless you are a slave to your job these are the optimal times. don't be a slave

Only Chelsea - who are under a transfer ban - are interested in signing Barcelona playmaker Philippe Coutinho, report Cadena Ser.

>Paris Saint-Germain are eyeing a sensational triple swoop for Gareth Bale, Isco and Toni Kroos from Real Madrid, report Le Parisien.

Manchester United, Arsenal and Paris Saint-Germain look set to be disappointed in their efforts to sign Reading wonderkid Coniah Boyce-Clarke - with the 16-year old set to sign a new deal at the Madejski Stadium.

>New England Revolution have appointed Bruce Arena the club's new head coach and sporting director. Arena's arrival follows Monday's sacking of former Tottenham and Liverpool goalkeeper Brad Friedel, who was in charge at the Major League Soccer club, and former general manager Michael Burns.

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Luke Shaw is unironically the best player in that eleven.

>sensational triple swoop
>Gareth Bale, Isco and Toni Kroos
yeah, I'm thinking the shiek is selling psg

Well Chelsea are fugged then kek.
>Arsenal looking at kids
Ah it's just like 2008 again.

Apparently Man City are looking at Ben Chilwell

Pep talked to Chilly Willy after the City - Lei game and said nice things to him

They gay?

She cute

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Imagine fucking that haha

imagine fucking anything haha

>Eden Hazard will complete an £86million move from Chelsea to Real Madrid after the Europa League final. (L’Equipe)

>Tottenham have been offered the chance to re-sign Gareth Bale on loan for £10m. Real Madrid would also want Spurs to subsidise about half of the Wales forward’s £600,000-a-week wages. (The Sun)

>Liverpool could still sign RB Leipzig and Germany striker Timo Werner this summer, as the club’s chief executive says they have not yet held talks with Bayern Munich. (Bulinews)

>Manchester United have made Napoli centre-back Kalidou Koulibaly, 27, their main transfer target this summer. (Daily Mirror)

>United also plan to spend £45m on Lille’s 23-year-old winger Nicolas Pepe. (Daily Mirror)

>Le united sign le entire new le team meme
So depressing.

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Ole's gone from manu should be winning trophies to lmao top four is the goal and thats really hard.
Woody gone from we can sign anyone to we're signing everyone

>Tottenham are reportedly closing in on a deal to sign Fulham teenager Ryan Sessegnon with the club hoping they can convince Mauricio Pochettino they are willing to match his ambitions.

>Fulham, who were relegated after just one season back in the Premier League, value Sessegnon, 18, at £40million – but Tottenham want to pay closer to £25million.

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I bet he goes for £27.5 mil.

>£600,000-a-week wages

that can't be right

What number of niggers are too much for a team?
I'd say everything over 3 is too much

It is. whatbaleearns.co.uk/

>you now realize bale makes even more than alexshits sanshits and works even less
whoa

HEY BARTOMEU HIRE ME PLZ

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>imagine fucking anything haha
haha

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XD
This is funny I mean who doesnt have sex with their gf/wife on a regular basis xD

>says the normie who goes on dates with girls whilst being a /trans/man and playing 40k
GET OUTTTTTT REEEEE.

Member arrows in Championship Manage? I member. I used have arrows move so they call either converged in the same place of covered each other. It never fucking failed lmao. Granted I played the likes of United and bought (Fat) Ronaldo.

>Member arrows in Championship Manage?
Yes and I miss them. Current FM is shit

>Current FM is shit
Disgusting. It's great. There is way more depth in tactics and I can play meme positions like putting a big lad on the wing.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

LIVERPOOL

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>tfw playing 40k tomorrow and having a date this weekend
It's pretty neat I'd recomend it. Btw my bf% is dropping so I can see my abs again.

United have to get rid of Alexis.
He has done jack shit all season.

>Kicker reporting Thorgan Hazard to Dortmund is done
Dortmund getting their business in early this year. Just need Eden to move and there'll almost be a full set of Hazards on the move this window

>abs
>BF%
Normie, as I said ;_;. Sadly I can't. Too ill. Not gonna work out either.

He's costed them £30m already, firing him would cost them like £100m or so. Why is he performing so bad? He was banging in 25+ goals for Arsenal, won a couple of trophies and had he stayed at Arsenal might win another this season... instead he went to a team that is below Arsenal in the league and has no chance to win anything this season. Would Sanchez going back to Arsenal make them both better? Sanchez on LW, Obamayang on RW, Lacazette in the middle, both Sanchez and Obama cut inside and feed off Laca. I think it'd be pretty good.

Fears that Manchester United and Tottenham may make a move for Youri Tielemans have prompted Leicester City to push for a quick deal with Monaco to secure his signature, Sky Sports News understands.

>West Ham defender Reece Oxford looks set to join Bundesliga club Augsburg on a permanent deal after officials agreed a £3m deal with the London club.

Nicolo Zaniolo has confirmed that he is ‘ready’ to sign a new contract with Roma as ‘I see my future here’. Zaniolo had been increasingly linked with Tottenham Hotspur, while the likes of Juventus, Bayern Munich and Real Madrid had been mentioned as possible suitors.

>Sky sources: Swansea reject approach from Brighton for Graham Potter.

Sky Sports News understands former West Ham United and Croatia manager Slaven Bilic would be interested in talking to Celtic, if they decide against offering Neil Lennon a longer-term deal.

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LOL
No, nigga, 2-1 and 3-2 goals were complete fucking bullshit and you know it.
It was platini's attempt to disrupt the spanish domination of europe that was long dicking every other country since forever.
Also, there was the fucking narrative of klopp and uefa pushing dormund as the underdog, as they do now with liverslip.

Please, sir, remember your flag and keep your more extreme opinions to yourself. This is a civil thread.

Sanchez was on the turn at Arsenal, he's ran like a madman his entire career and was approaching thirty. This, combined with Mouyesball and the time it takes to adapt to any new system has meant he's completely lost his form, doesn't know his role properly and probably won't ever recapture said form.

>paying their way to success

It's exactly like portsmouth. If Abramovich and the Sheikhs dipped out of Man City this season, they would go into administration in 5 years because they incur massive losses every year. Before FFP, that would happen in 6 months. In 2008 if Abramovic stopped bankrolling Chelsea's wages, they'd be bankrupt before christmas. If the Sheikhs had stopped giving city massively overinflated sponsorship contracts from their other companies (Emirates Airlines), and paid their players regular wages instead of buying their "image rights" for a couple 100k/week each through shell companies, they'd would have been bankrupt just paying Robinho's contract.

The simple fact is that FFP was always about sustainable infrastructure not for any altruistic reason about the quality or integrity of the sport, but so that the FAs didn't have to go to bed every night worried their cash cow leagues might crash and burn if the foreign billionaires got bored and left. The good news is that sustainable infrastructure just happens to be a good thing for a club and the fans who support them.

>2-1
That's what I said. Malaga's 2-1 was offside and shouldn't have counted as was Dortmund's 3-2. Take both away and it's still 2-1 to Dortmund

In an alternate reality he’d have captained England to glory last summer.

>Bilic to Celtic

Hmmmmm I like him but I’m not sure about this. We need a proven winner.

Love how every club is being linked with top names and then you have Poonited.

Redskins

>every club
Bar United and Arsenal, you mean. The rest is just assumption. Only City and Pool will buy a lot this window. Unless Chelsea can get away with it? Will the ban apply this window?

Stupid West Ham selling oxford

>play right footed De Ligt as a left CB
>play let footed Umtiti and Lenglet as right CB
>keep second top creator Alba out, play right footed Roberto as LB
>play cut inside lefties pace babies as left winger
>play left footed striker Griezman as right winger
WHAT MADNESS

It might just be made enough to work, Bahrain. Also, why did I not see you in this thread last year? Assuming you're actually from Bahrain.

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I don't post in Yea Forums that often
but I did shitpost here about Barcelona last year
Barcel cucking Roma with Malcolm was glorious

It seems Everton will buy Argentina sub 20 player Santiago Sosa for like 11 million dollars.
Defensive midfielder, will play in the sub 20 world cup in a few days

Ahhh she looks like antonella but prettier

Welcome to /trans/. Now get out... your rumours and enjoy your stay!

Is he any good? Everton could realistically win the league....position to get into EL.

>Will the ban apply this window?
wasn't chelsea's appeal rejected?

Yeah it was but I keep seeing talk about Chelsea buying people and I'm like, is it applying at a certain date allowing them to buy people now?

So where's this youth prospect going to go next?

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literally who

Il Professore

oh, kovacic

back to madrid to get VAMOS'd?

Holy shit

No chance, Zidane only wants to sign french-speaking black men

Eden Hazard is black?

He's a walloon, so yes

This is Thai businessman Sumrith Thanakarnjanasuth, chairman of Oxford United. Say something nice about him.

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Who is Lille signing fellas?

I can't. Just like the chairmen before him, he refused to invest in the club. We're never gonna be relevant again until somebody puts a bit of money into us. We have no good strikers. I mentioned this yesterday. I find it weird Americans keep mentioning stuff related to other posts I make.

Ya esta en el avión rumbo a Madrid, carnal

>there are actually people itt who go on dates and maybe even hold girls’ hands

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F

>Barcelona playing three at the back
>retarded arrows
>every single position wrong
You did this shit on purpose just so you could get pitty (You)'s, didn't you?

the 200m spree will happen
the transfer ban, no

I went to a museum with a girl last week, met her on Tinder, and we held hands whilst we were walking through town afterwards

>Actually believing those people

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Probably some PSG rejects and teens from South America that are too obscure to name

I find FFP a bit ridiculous desu. There will always be workarounds if these guys can afford the best lawyers and accountants etc. Some of the regulations there are in football are so fucking dumb

>Spending £100m on Hazard who will turn 29 this January and who's game depends on pace without being all that much of a goal threat

What did Real Madrid mean by doing this for a player they might get 2 relevant seasons out of when they can buy any nippy young playmaker they want from La Liga?

He's definitely Sanchez 2.0

>tinder
Gross and yikes

Idk how life works in nordland

Please someone buy Boateng. He was really good some years ago and is ready to give his all for his potential new club!
Only 50M Euros. Its a bargain!

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Bale to Tottenham is the most bullshit rumour, don't @ me

It makes me genuinely mad thinking about how hazard’s physiologically peak years were wasted and ruined at fucking chelsea

Schwegler has moved to the Ayyy League

Hazard is supposed to be a key player but he never saved Chelsea in the Champions League. Didn't score in 10 games against Juventus or Atletico or PSGx2 or Barca apart from one penalty.

He was able to get into those positions with Chelsea and yet never took them further. If anyone wasted himself it was him.

Switch Gman and dumbélé

I’m sure one loses motivation and sharpness when they are stuck in a shithole
>rereading this and then looking up from my phone

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>Koulibaly
Based, I was wanting this all year
>Nicolas Pepe
Redpill me on him, Yea Forums

>pepe
Bbq

>stuck in the most successful EPL club this decade

oh no.

One of main factors (if not the only factor) that Lille finished second in Ligue 1

Also he's pacy, black, French speaking winger

I'm gonna say it and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>de gay

Have Chelsea signed a good striker yet?

Well De Gea's not going to stop it for sure

What will he do next?

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Interesting. I've had enough of Black frogs at this club though

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>success 10 years ago means anything to the current team now

>tfw Norwich keep getting "linked with" expensive mercenary clodders like Joe Hart, John Obi Mikel and Andy Carroll
>fans eat it up no matter how ludicrous it is
being a footy journo must be the easiest thing in the world

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brighton job

Antoine Griezmann has told Atletico Madrid he wants to leave this summer, according to multiple reports in the Spanish press.

>José Mourinho: “It is impossible to manage PSG because you can’t manage a club that already has a manager.” (L’Éq)

Barcelona are now ready to pay €125M release clause for Antoine Griezmann. Talks ongoing with the player about the contract to finalize the deal (5 years). New meeting on next days

>Genoa owner Enrico Preziosi has officially put the club up for sale.

Alex Baptiste, Jake Bidwell, Jordan Cousins, Joel Lynch and Pawl Wszolek will all depart QPR when their contracts expire in June.

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>Genoa owner Enrico Preziosi has officially put the club up for sale.
I'm going to buy it

Need a director of football?

>you can’t manage a club that already has a manager
you can, if you're the manager

being a united fan these days is heartbreaking. I honestly don't think we're in for a good window at all.

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t. neymar

I need a non-cringy social media manager

twitter.com/Atleti/status/1128393365630980099

>Griezmann now officially confirms Atletico Madrid goodbye. "It's been an incredible five years here; thanks for everything, from the bottom of my heart."

United are down the pecking order now for transfers, big name signings are a thing of the past now.

Bet he's regretting that documentary now

>jovic
going to real mad
>cuntinho
going to Atletico most likey

I don't think he does since he is a turbo brainlet

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Unironically going to stay at Chelsea

Pepe is actually a very good forward and a ton of teams want him

Hazard fanboys are sickening.

>Get me the qt Dybala

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I hadn't thought about that

>>cuntinho
>going to Atletico most likey
He's way too much of a luxury player for Atleti, Lemar isn't hardworking enough for Cholo, Coutinho isn't even half as hardworking as Lemar

Griezmann is such an idiot that I actually like him

Yeah I am sure this time the whiteoid striker will not flop. 6th or 7th time is the charm.

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>whiteoid
you now remember Loïc Rémy, Batshits and Demba Ba

Remy and Batshit aere just as decadent westerners as the other flops.
Ba was a history maker.

Same, also I miss seeing the griezmann-vela highlights.

It would make sense because Barca is going for griezmann.. they could send coutinho over plus like €25m for griezmann instead of €125m buyout clause

Marega it is then!

real sociedad was fun to watch in those days

>racism in 2019
umm can we not, lrl?

Yeah..

Fucking forgot lampard went to city for a year lol, why did he do that again?

>stay an extra year with pathetico
>get JUST'd

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new york city didn't exist

GOD I want her to force me to lick her legs and feet

god i wish

i want her to tie me to the bed forcing me to wear lingerie and the only drink i can enjoy is the sweat from her feet

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*represents your interests*

What's going to happen to Icardi?

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Joe Hart to LA Galaxy is my favourite Joe Hart rumour

What ever Wanda tells him to. Like the good boy he is

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Probably the best thing for United.
Stop signing 'big' names and start actually developing a squad of hard working players who will fight for the shirt. Man Utd has signed too many mercenaries and big name shitters since SAF left.
Also they have some decent prospects in there youth academy which will end up leaving if they aren't given a chance (Chong, Gomes, Greenwood, Henderson and Tuanzebe).
I think the board need to accept they aint anywhere near challenging for major honours convincingly because of the awful structure in place and lack of real strategy at the club and fix it.

do you think Mauro is a religious guy

He's praying to dat booty

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>Benfica are not willing to match the Barcelona asking price of €25m for goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, according to El Mundo Deportivo.
Why would we?

Leandro Damiao to spurs when?

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>The Netherlands' best goalkeeper is a backup
Sad!

Your countries' best player full stop is a literal benchwarmer at Buyern

Sit down, be humble

bit rude, but fair

My mate made that image.

>Atletico Madrid striker Antoine Griezmann has announced he will be leaving at the end of this season after five years.
WELCOME TO UNITED! Greizmann Tricks, Skills & Goals 2018/19!!!!!!!!

D E S P A S I T O

Your mate IS that image.

He's from Norway, so, no.

talksport.com/radioplayer/live/
talksport.com/radioplayer/live/

Oh nevermind actually he’s BASED

You're friends with Ole?

he's a true norf

Nah because even my friend could do a better job than Ole.

He is. He did that image using his mouse. He doesn't have a tablet for it. I've posted it once or twice, glad it's gotten around. Apparently it's the KYM header image now. I made him famous!

>Rondon now has a £16.5m release clause
>Newcastle will STILL haggle over a deal for weeks
>Sheffield United will swoop in and take him for £15m

>U-17 women's were happening today
Just like figure skating and gymnastic. It's the perfect excuse for NONCERY.

>sheffield united signing foreigners

Played an FM save that had me in the MLS for a bit and one club used their Designated Player on Joe Hart

Bit steep, you could get Michael Owen for that

FM19 you use your Designated Player to sign Berbatov. I managed to sign him in my Deportvo La Coruna game and went 30 games without conceding (and losing) and he banged in 30 odd or so.

See you all in 2021, Premier League! ;*

t. Chelsea

When I got to a team they had a fucking 34 year old Jonny Evans and a 33 year old Carlos Vela. Shipped those cunts right out and brought Mitrovic in who banged a goal every game that he wasn't sent off for (four reds in a season)

Test

glad to see you evaded your nation's IP gulag

Vela is top scorer for MLS this season I think lmao.

Please Mr. Ashley

Yeah but he's a major pace babby and his pace falls in three years time according to Miles Jacobsen and his team of dedicated researches (who do it for free). I was starting to move him into central midfield and then I finally shifted him to some Argentine shithole.

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We'll get it when porn loicense is applied next month mate.

Ah right I thought you shifted it the day you joined. He's worth shifting by then, yeah. Best I managed to pull off, was Guti, Ze Roberto and Crespo at Sydney FC when they had Del Piero. Rekt everything.

grealish is now worth 50million

Based, I made it my mission to make my MLS team as the least stereotypical MLS team by only using my DP on young players who are good and not 37 year old fat former stars. Won the league twice and the CL once before getting the glamour move.

Alright Phil

I'm really not a fan of limitations like foreign player limits and shit like that. It's sometimes OK, but I took over a Chinese team once, they had an amazing FW, I signed another one, thinking I could have three foreigners at the same time, turned out you can but you can only play up to 2 per match day squad. So I rage quit.

That's why he said BARRING Onana

He'd still be 0.5 million if he stayed Irish.
Like Declan Rice and Harry Kane.

>tfe gf is coming over this w/end to take care of my flu ass

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SEETHING

Robbie Keane? Roy Keane? They were worth a fair amount lad and they were Paddies.

u-17 women are literally legal in england too how is it noncery

Systemic racism

>James Milner soon to be a free agent

What? didn't he get a 4 year contract like two months ago?

Just memeing mate. 16+ is legal, you're right.

Based time travel user. He signed a four year deal in 2015, hilariously, to 'win more trophies'. From City.

Do you retards think Marina chooses the signings at Chelsea? She just negotiates the deals and sorts out the contracts

Milner even at his age would walk into a bottom half side. If Leeds go up he'll 100% go there.

bump from page 3

would be cool for Milner to finish his career at Leeds, hope they go up now because i’d like to see that

he deffo would move there to win trophies

>a Ndombele-Sissoko midfield
reckon he'll move?

Ndombele is going to Juve

so I am guess rafa is gone if mike ashley is still being cheap

>tfw trying to find old image I had on all the sports UK invented
Can't find it. All the bullying because UK lost 9-0 to Denmark.

americans are retarded

Does Don Balon have any updates on the Leggy FemDom queen to my house situation?

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Not just Americans tho.

yeah, I realised that just after you replied

how fucking retarded do you have to be to think GB would be a competitor in ice hockey at all

it was mainly canadians and other retarded /hoc/ posters

>/hoc/
Ah yes, the original cancer general. Explains it completely.

Ndombele is the real deal, he’s going to be world class in 2-3 years time.

I dunno. They think >we are for some reason so usual 'LOL PART TIME DENTISTS' memeing.

I saw Brazilians and West Asians and shit doing it.

I personally never take stock in anything brazilians say and west asians are like the mexicans of asia..

Eh Georgians are usually alright. Bet they hate being part of West Asia. Which is essentially 'Middle East + Them and Armenia + Kyrgyzstan' or some shit. Forget what North Asia is. Also Israeli's are completely different and would prefer to split the landmass and sail over to Europe but lel.

>Bayern Munich have opened discussions with Manchester City over the potential summer transfer of 23-year-old Germany winger Leroy Sane. (Daily Record)

Barcelona's Champions League defeat by Liverpool has convinced the club to sign striker Antoine Griezmann - who has announced he is leaving Atletico Madrid this summer - despite being frustrated at the 28-year-old for not joining last year. (Marca)

>Real Madrid have made a move for France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, with Manchester United increasingly open to a £150m deal. (Independent)

Despite reports Real Madrid have agreed a £86m deal for Chelsea playmaker Eden Hazard, 28, the Blues are holding out for £100m. (Evening Standard)

>Hazard told the media he had made a decision about his future to try and prompt Chelsea to agree a fee. (Express)

Wales forward Gareth Bale, 29, will turn down a return to Tottenham and is in no rush to leave Real Madrid, with three years remaining on his £600,000-a-week contract. (Mirror)

>Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer threatened to sell half the squad after their final-day defeat by Cardiff. (Sun)

France forward Anthony Martial, 23, will not be sold by Manchester United this summer because he is one of co-chairman Joel Glazer's favourite players. (ESPN)

>Manchester United could pay 30-year-old Chile forward Alexis Sanchez £12m next year to spend the season on loan at Inter Milan. (Mirror)

Everton are considering whether to send England Under-21 defender Jonjoe Kenny, 22, on loan next season, with Seamus Coleman set to remain first-choice right-back. (Liverpool Echo)

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>Leicester are trying to push through a deal for 22-year-old Belgium midfielder Youri Tielemans, who is on loan from Monaco, because of interest from Manchester United and Tottenham. (Sky Sports)

Foxes boss Brendan Rodgers is keen to keep Nampalys Mendy, 26, despite having started Wilfred Ndidi as the lone defensive midfielder since taking over. (Leicester Mercury)

>Barcelona want to sell Brazil attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 26, this summer but will not let him leave for less than 100m euros (£86.8m). (Sport)

Manchester United are put off by Napoli's £90m asking price for centre-back Kalidou Koulibably, 27, and could instead target Leicester's Harry Maguire, 26, and Inter Milan's Milan Skriniar, 24. (Independent)

>Premier League champions Manchester City are looking to bring in at least three new players this summer, with a defensive midfielder, a defender and a forward the main priorities. (ESPN)

Midfielder Isaac Hayden, 24, is set to leave Newcastle this summer but has to wait for boss Rafael Benitez to sort out his future as the Spaniard has the final say on transfers until 30 June. (Chronicle)

>Barcelona are one step away from signing 19-year-old Ajax and Netherlands centre-back Matthijs de Ligt. (Marca)

Tottenham is 18-year-old Fulham defender Ryan Sessegnon's first choice destination over Manchester United because he wants to stay in London and work under Mauricio Pochettino. (Evening Standard)

>Leeds director of football Victor Orta has urged Swansea winger Daniel James, 21, to hold fire on agreeing a move to Manchester United in case the Championship club win promotion to the top flight. (Football Insider)

(reposting as I fucked up meme arrows)

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>£12m NOT to play
L m a o. Also, ITV and BBC are sharing rights to the FA Cup.

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man u are such a shambles

>tfw no one-piece swimsuit wearing curvy gf

>all gossip is about City, United, Chelsea, Everton and La Liga teams, with sprinkling of Newcastle and shit
Welp, Arsenal fans are gonna have to cope without any proper signings for their gash team again. Spurs fans are gonna have to cope without anything at all.

You gotta fight for it, user.

>City Rumoured Players:
>Maguire
>Chilwell
>Rodri
>Jovic
>Felix
Wonder how many they'll buy. Probably Maguire. Possibly Chilwell.

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I’m trying

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Why would anyone buy Chilwell when you can get Tierney for cheaper?

oh so apparently there's a /trans/ on /qa/ as well?

wonder if they have any juicy transfer gossip like how much the new janny signings are on per week

Use your brain. Why do you think Chilwell is worth more?

EPL tax

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- football's coming home.

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I've been essentially bed ridden for 10 years with ill health. I'm nearing wizard powers. You can do it man. I'm too far gone but I believe in my /trans/ bros.

Tierney was born in the Isle of Mann and the lad wants to play for their meme team. I wish I could get billions and go to Kiribati, old British clay, and get their national team into FIFA. They've never won a game and regularly get twatted. Only way it'd be possible is making the place attractive to people to live in (beyond the fact it's a tropical paradise). Therefore Tierney isn't classified as 'good' because he's from a place that isn't part of the UK but plays for Scotland. Lad could have played elsewhere iirc.

Liverpool and Chelsea to win.

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I met this chick. She never dated and decent looker. She asked me out first then things got going but couldn't be bothered e. If ur a sad cunt holding a girls hand won't change anything though it's good

Is waiting to see which slot you've been given to draft players a sport?

>one (pacey) winger
>one midfielder
>one fullback
Yep

How was Almiron before he got injured?

>Agree i want to put babies in her.
Through a black cock proxy no doubt

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No probably not, I was thinking the same a few months ago but ...
Turns out he's lazy on top of being cocky

America's Pastime la'

Why the fuck do I still support Arsenal

I fucking hate this shit

didn't you falseflag as one last year? I seem to remember your flag did. it's quite simple; don't. You have no connection to any English teams, so just support whomever.

Yeah mate there's literally one Australian Araenal fan on Yea Forums; it's me, and I'm a false flag.

I've supported them for nearly 15 years, so that's my tie to them.

If you say so mate. Either accept Arsenal aren't a big club and won't be any better than mid-table until their owner dies and is replaced by a man/woman who actually invests into the club or switch. Out of every PL club, Arsenal is the only one to have received NOTHING from their board owners in terms of investment. Every penny they spend is earned via the club merchandise and tickets and shit. Not even relegation fodder does that. It might be a lot relatively, but all the other clubs get cash injections to fix the team when need be. Arsenal don't and won't and haven't since their old one left. So, accept it. In this day and age you need to spend regularly to keep up with others or luck out with youths like Spurs did. But even Spurs got investment and have spent more than Arsenal in total since PL began. So, like, just accept it. Arsenal are a mid-table club.

Onana, thats my name
Onana, thats my name

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sorry, meant to post in this thread

that team is mid table tear holy shit

>nipple piercings
>those tatoos
what a disgusting human being

Boys I'm back from uni for the summer and there's a local girl I reckon fancies me. Worth a cheeky punt for a month or two?

Manchester United - stop signing niggers, please

happily being a racist backwater idiot isnt so common in England, do fuck off

any news of the taylor swift to my gf situation?

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>Describes his own mother

he is 19 and hasnt played much in first division, only 5 matches, debuted last year. it's hard for him to play because in River Plate he is the fourth defensive midfielder of the team after Enzo Perez, Ponzio and Zuculini who are all much older than him.
But he is a starter of the sub 20 national team and he was among the best players of the South American sub 20 cup, they probably saw him there.
his style is more like Redondo than Mascherano or Cambiasso.
Unlike most players who are low class or working class, he is a middle class kid that studies accounting in college.

She's still not your girlfriend, check in tomorrow and we'll see if anything's developed.

Fuck, dat scandinavian mongol phenotype. We le pure race. Lel.

what trades will liverpool be making?

milner's deal runs until next summer
literally all the papers are using the same incorrect source

is there a place for harry wilson at liverpool? is he better than sturridge off the bench or are they going to try to upgrade?

i get the feeling he doesn't have much of a career at liverpool

who's harry wilson?

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Supposedly some Qatari nig nogs are looking at Roma

That's part of it but I'm sure another big part is owners not liking coach/agent relations. I'm sure a faggot like Mourinho is profiting off signing player's represented by his buddy, while that probably is not as big an issue with someone like Pochettino. You leave someone with full control over signings at the helm and all of a sudden you have a team full of shitters you can't get rid of.

Youngish forward whose been on loan at Derby this season
Looks decent enough in the Championship

I almost got married last year and I only remember holding hands with her like three times over 2 years.

>BBC getting giddy over the prospect of a man city ban
City win get over it

By cheating

If they had actually chested they would have gotten them on actual FFP charges. Not these fluffed up procedural ones

Well if you held hands more you might be a married man now

>Wales forward Gareth Bale, 29, will turn down a return to Tottenham and is in no rush to leave Real Madrid, with three years remaining on his £600,000-a-week contract. (Mirror)
Based speedy mong

Love the diversity! Powerful...

haha yeah who'd want that.

So Rodri will replace Fernandinho, and Bruno will replace D Silva, right?

How have I not seen that KP Boateng Michael Jackson tribute before

i'm so poor lads.

Get a job
Sell a kidney
Steal your mums credit card and put it all on black

and the euromillions?

Brexit means brexit. No forun muck

>tfw your zipper catches your dick

I'm surprised to see that there are no Mbappe or Neymar transfer rumours this time.

any news on the Taylor Swift to my gf situation

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When did she start getting thicc?!?!?

>"£12m not to play" next to "Bolton set up food bank" story
Modern football summed up in an image.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48276413
"LMA awards: Sheffield United's Chris Wilder named manager of the year"

No helicopters for him lol

>Sessegnon wants to stay in London so he's choosing Spurs over United
>not because Spurs might win the CL and will be in the CL next season while United have to qualify for the EL
Also, what happens if Arsenal win the EL? Does United automatically get Arsenal's automatic EL qualification spot?

Yea Forums is bullying us again!

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Bernardo will replace David
Bruno Fernandes is for when KDB is ded and could also play as a second striker

>France forward Anthony Martial, 23, will not be sold by Manchester United this summer because he is one of co-chairman Joel Glazer's favourite players.

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Not that anynody cares, but Felipe will choke for you, Atlético

Herrera and specially Telles will not, but Felipe will. Still a good team for him to peak

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Is the entire team getting raided again?

Just the defense and some key players at the front and the middle

Danilo, Oliver, Otavio, Soares, Aboubakar and Corona will stay. But we will have to rebuild the team. And I think Sergio Oliveira will return. The Lopetegui cicle is over

At least we are selling soon and will probably reach 100M in selling

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Militao alone got you 45m, Telles and Herrera are easily 20-25m each unless their contract is running out. That's enough for 20 south american or african kids.

45M for Militao
20M for Felipe
40M for Marega (they say)
Telles deserves to be 40M but it will be like 25M

Herrera and Brahimi's contracts end now so they will be free. We could maybe have reached 60M for the pair

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>Just the defense and some key players at the front and the middle
That sounds like the whole team, mate.

You need at least one whitey in every line, so 4 white guys minimum. So 7 black is the maximum, 8 is too much. Specifically, people really started to mock manure when Mouyes fielded 8 black players.

The guys at the front can be replaced with what we have, but we do need more people to act as subs

The defense needs to be rebuildt from scratch, plus Casillas

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madrid is retarded?
this faggot already said he's coming, just wait a year, sign him for free and save 100mil.
do they think he's such an upgrade over vinicius and will provide 100mil worth of value over a year

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I’m from the future, you can ask me any football related question.

if i get a gf can i take her to see lithuanian premier league

Is he okay? Who even plays in goal at the moment?

Sorry user no gf coming your way in the foreseeable future.

Our sub Vana. We have two more, Fabiano and a kid from our youth team, but Fabiano and Vana are not good enough to be long term solutions, and the kid is too young

I heard Anthony Lopes or Keylor Navas are going to replace Casillas, they'd be good enough

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I shall ask the most difficult question. Does Arsenal actually sign anybody over £20m? Obviously incredibly difficult. Does Spurs sign anybody? Does United sign nobody? How many people does City sign?

>tf
>tp
Which part of Barcelona are you from?

Keylor would be great for you lot
Would maybe actually beat LIverpool and win the CL with him

yes, they get a nice increased money flow from winning the EL - only one player though, the rest are relatively unproven youngsters
actually they do
United are signing and selling a shitload of players
City’s business is fairly quite

i wanna hear more about the girl behind her tbqh

>coutinho is former liverpool player
So was Michael Owen.

>Arsenal
>Winning EL
Doubt. The rest I can see happening bar the City one. They're gonna get a ban, so they need to sign as many as possible.

god id eat her asshole and suck on her cunt

it's like I said earlier, Casillas and £25m for Navas swap deal

Too soon to talk about winning the Champions League

Maybe some years from now, in 2023 or something, when our younger kids get established and respected. People always talk about our Benfica and Sporting have the best academies, but it was our academy that won the Youth League. And Chelsea did seem to have better talent than we, but our players had more maturity and colective.

But anyway, guys like Romario Baro, Diogo Leite and Diogo queiros will be playing on our main team on a regular basis next season. Plus Fabio Silva. That kid is a beast and he is only 16! More great guys like Fabio Vieira, Afonso Sousa, Tobias Esteves and the good João Mario will follow

We can achieve many great things in the future...

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believe me user and City won’t get banned.

>thinking you will hold on to any young prospects

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Whoever loses the CL final will have almost certainly play Bayern, Barca, PSG or Juve in the group stage next season

If Arsenal sell
>Mustafi
>Xhaka
>Mustafi
>Guendouzzi
>Elneny
>Lichtsteiner
>Jenkinson
>Mikhitaryan
And sign Godin on a free, would we have money for a decent signing after that? And who would we add to the team we’d have left?

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>Also, what happens if Arsenal win the EL? Does United automatically get Arsenal's automatic EL qualification spot?
They move other nations spots around. Man only enter the Group stage if Man City win the FA Cup, otherwise United will have to go to a cold macarovia on a thursday night instead of whoring themselves out to ting tong and wang fang

arsenal need to spend some time in the lower leagues of english football before they can play with the big boys again

>tf
>tp
Stfu customer

These are all the players Arsenal are linked to

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You won't be selling Guendouzzi, the dude is like 21 and he's performed better than Xhaka and Mikhit. It is better to keep him for a few seasons simply as a squad player for rotation. Also Maitland-Niles is poor; he loses the ball far too often and isn't fast enough to make up the ground. The rest won't happen because Emery is a retard. Godin would be a decent signing for a mid-table team like Arsenal tho. Also Smith-Rowe isn't good. Neither is Nelson. Your entire team is reliant on them remaining uninjured which is why Guendouzi is a good player to have.

Well chances are City win the FA Cup, so United lucked out.

See your gimmick was stale last /trans/ it's stale now.

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>doesn’t like AMN cos apparently ‘too slow and loses possession’
>guendouzzi literally only does that very thing but has no end product, unlike AMN

There must always be a Hazard in King's Landing. I mean London.

Why are you surprised? Arsenal are a mid-table club and has a chairman who wants the club to sell players and add none to the club due to 'wages', despite the likes of Liverpool and United being way higher. Accept it. Until the board is changed to somebody who cares, Arsenal won't be relevant again.

Except Guendouzzi is in the middle and AMN is a fullback, so if he loses it, it's more dangerous. Bellerin is better, not by much, but better. I never said Guendouzzi was good, only that he's a fair squad level player for rotation and subbing for a mid-table club.

intermittent fasting, the smaller window you eat in during the day the better basically. personally i go 10/13/18 so 6 hours

Not sure why you'd want to sell Guendouzi but sure
>Mustafi - 15m
>Xhaka - 30m
>Guendouzi - 35m
>Elneny - 10m
>Lichsteiner - free
>Jenkinson - 5m
>Mkhitaryan - 25m
You're looking at a clean 120m

Link is to Van deBeek

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>You might have noticed things have been hotting up a bit on the transfer front, and that's because the summer window opens soon. Very soon in fact.

>The Premier League has confirmed the transfer window will open at 00.01am on Thursday, May 16. It will then close at 5pm on Thursday, August 8 before the start of the new Premier League season.

That's probably due to personalisation, a normal person would see the football player.

abola.pt/Nnh/Noticias/Ver/788101
>Moussa Marega leaving Porto to West Ham for €40mio

twitter.com/FCPortoGlobal/status/1128621388514897920
O Jogo (more reliable than eBola) saying West Ham are bidding €30m

Caretaker West Brom boss Jimmy Shan expects talks over his future to "heat up" in the coming days.

>Bayern Munich have opened discussions with Manchester City over the potential transfer of Leroy Sane, according to the Daily Record.

Neil Warnock has confirmed he will be staying on as Cardiff manager following their relegation from the Premier League.

>Swansea have a release clause of just under £2m for manager Graham Potter, Sky Sports News has learned, which Brighton will have to meet in order to secure his services.

Atletico Madrid have reportedly targeted Juventus forward Paulo Dybala as a replacement for the outgoing Antoine Griezmann.

>Inter have reportedly decided to sell midfielder Matias Vecino this summer.

Barcelona and Portugal right-back Nelson Semedo is reportedly being courted by several Serie A clubs.

>Milan CEO Ivan Gazidis has reportedly vetoed his club’s pursuit of Gremio winger Everton Soares.

Lille have a strong interest in 20-year-old PSG defender Stanley N'Soki, as Newcastle & Marseille continue to monitor the situation (FF)

>PSG have opened contract extension talks with Kylian Mbappé

Zulte Waregem seeking to pick up 20-year-old RC Lens defender Enzo Ebosse on a free transfer

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>You're looking at a clean 120m
Just enough to get Coutinho.

You're going to start Onomah next season and you're going to like it

Where my boi Greaseman will go. I want him in EPL, not Barça.

Looks like De Ligt is going to Liverpool.

Why not have him in the Prem instead?

It's barca.

When I first saw interviews of him I thought he was a niglet. That being said, his development was not managed well at all, with that much publicity he should have been kept in and around the first team. As a kid with a weak attitude he was not going to see the benefit of taking a step back to take two forward. We are lucky Rice came along to salvage the reputation of the academy project.

If not I can only see Man City

We ain’t a mid table club mate, stop tryna bait. We finished 5th and a point off 4th, we can easily get champions league just by beating a team emery’s already shown this season he can beat comfortably, Guendouzzi is shit he hasn’t had one bit of end product yet, get rid if we can get profit, our squad players can be are youth academy that have won two league titles in as many seasons and they’re free

4-4-FACKING-2

thought he was all but already confirmed for barcelona

arsenal finish 5th and their customers think they can mix it with the big boys lmao

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Is agent Mino Railoa is banned so that needs to be sorted first. He wants barca so he can share a bed with de jong and barca probably wants him.

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Too rite

>Stephen Ward released by Burnley
Could be a good signing for a Championship side.

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I'd let her be my head girl if you know what I mean

>le GOAT in the championship man
Behind Brewster in Klopp's plans, says a lot.

Raiola isn't even his agent, is he?

He is

I only watched him against Southampton in the cup game and he was pretty good tbqh.

It won't be a problem tho. Mino will find a way

He isn't. He's stepping in to mediate De Ligt's next deal, but he isn't his official agent.

Mino is no ones "offical" agent he acts on a "trust" system. Yes he's shady

>Former Wales manager Chris Coleman has been sacked by Hebei China Fortune, the club he took over 11 months ago.

>Hebei are one place off the bottom of the Chinese Super League with only one win in nine games this season.

>The club confirmed Coleman's departure in a social media post. It stated: "After friendly negotiation and agreement reached between the two parties, with immediate effect, Mr Chris Coleman will no longer serve as head coach."

>As they lost 3-2 at home to mid-table Henan Jianye on Saturday, disaffected fans held up a banner which read: "Hello Mr. Coleman, please go home! You're fired!!!" and in Chinese said: "Coleman, your mum wants you home for dinner."

lyl

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Aouar is the one I'm doubtful about, I've never seen Ndombélé do retarded stuff on the pitch.

Been Frank Lampard's Derby County's top scorer. Great left foot and scored a load of free kicks

Bayer Leverkusen wants to buy Aleksandar Mitrovic.

Crystal Palace also, and they are offering more cash.

We fucking won the trans trophy lads.

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>TAA 104m

>Joe Gomez
>£62m
what the fuck

He has been excellent for a while now, 14 assists alone.

The difference between TAA and Robertson is insane, there isn't much between them on the pitch

good few years between them tbf
and robertson is scottish

>>France forward Anthony Martial, 23, will not be sold by Manchester United this summer because he is one of co-chairman Joel Glazer's favourite players. (ESPN)
why did he expand his contract anway? what a moron

new

>Everton Soares
Should go to Everton instead tbqh

If Liverpool lose I don't think they'll have to.

Not team up with VVD at Liverpool?

How has Keita gone up?

>zoomer
I’d bet he’s older than the majority of this board

>firmino more expensive than mane

TAA is English, which inflates his price by a large margin. Likewise, Robertson is Scottish, which deflates his price by a large margin