/iihf/

So what is up with Canada, or it’s just Slovaks are god tier now

Good morning
Go'morron
Hyvää huomenta

So, who’s gonna be the bad guy of this day?

our team is just kind of whatever, not that great

No real bad guys today imo, but if i have to choose one i'd say swiss

Germany
We getting that Third W today

I sure hope you will, my money depends on it

>non-NHL hockey

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Sweden will send Finland home in the quarter finals

delet

You can't make me delete the truth

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What is USA players problem? Did they get bullied as a child?

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;_;

We're the eternal good guys tho

rude

Send chocolate and a nice watch pls

Kakko means white bread but Kakko has celiac disease. Confusing...

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Canada doesn't care as it's still a Lacrosse-playing country anyway.

If you are (or were) from Norway, Italy or Great Britain and cared about hokkei, would you want your national team to participate in IIHF world cup even if you knew it meant getting humiliated in every game?

Please don't bully Italy or Britain

What about gluten free hipster style white bread?

It's not bullying, I'm curious. Would it feel better if your team wasn't allowed in the tournament until they were good enough to put up a fight?

>unrefed foul
whistling
>shotly after that, goal
>whistling
Genius Idea. Lets play Anthem right after!

fans, management, all of them without brain.

I believe playing the skoda cup and being humiliated it's better because at least it could draw a little interest toward the sport (it's not happening, but still...), maybe the italian federation would try to close the gap... I think playing forever in div 1a would be much worse, we'll just hang in there and nobody would care about it

Would you rather win Skoda Cup or Eurovision?

eurovision is total crap.

(((Eurovision))) can go fuck itself

You hurt Sweden's feelings

I got bored so I created this IIHF Graph
(99% non-biased)

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Took me a while to find >kanada

>healthkit in the middle
breddi gud :D

Why are we destructive? What did we do to anyone? :(

>russia not bottom of bad & destructive

from a friend who was at match there was a lot more canadians being cunts that was not shown on cameras.

I am still so fucking sad.

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i cannot believe laine went 2nd in draft. he's a one trick pony, a product of his linemates. he doesnt produce anything for his line and he's 0% effort player.

I saw some matches wth GB

The Brits kept stealing the puck from others
(not in a dirty way, that'd be DESTRUCTIVE BAD)

Asked my boss if I can go to job 3 hrs later due to hockey game today. He said of course!

also, happy to see team Slovakia performance this year on home ice!!!!!!! You did deserve to win yesterday!!!!!

Based

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We cant forget fucking media keeps hammering
>FUCKING REDNECKS SLOVAKS BOOING
all day.

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when do the elimination games start

23rd

>tfw no kakka

RUDE

>implying it is not true

Don't be. Tomorrow germany rapes us and it is over anyway.

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I dont disagree but its another vector of people attacking anything Slovak.

You kinda deserved it tho

yeah, report info alongside match result. not an special column of FUCK Slovaks in every local news.

it is >our mission to stop the swedish threepeat

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eurovision is rigged and even if it wasnt i wouldn't care about it

>mascot guy had to do doping screening.

>last triple-champ was dubsland 99-00-01
DEN GLIDER IN!

you will lose

one-hour-warning

Which of these games should I watch?

The one with the upset

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DAR KO VAR DAR KO VAR LATVIJAI IR JAUZVAR!

The Battles between the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation against the Francophone Barbarians

Latvija!

Italy have been dogshit so far this tournament. Cant see them do anything vs Easyland

Why is latvia called easyland?

same reason sweden is called somaliland

cuz Karsums broke the jaw of one of their star players years ago

C'MON GUYS
CRASH DA FAKKIN NET

If we slip against the spaghetti boys i gonna quit watching the rest of it.

Latvia is called Lettland in swedish from the demonym of Latvians, lätt means easy/light in Swedish thus Lettland -> Easyland

cause we are easy going guys ;)

Swedenstan is afraid.

Cabe Cacco :DDD

this and playing against them is like playing on easy difficulty

British gonna beat Denmark?

so call us Lightland then.
tbf our favorite chant when playing vs sweden is " kick swedish asses, throw shit on top!"

why are pasta players talking in english with each other?

Is Regin elite?

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easyland fits you better and it is light as in easy to carry not as in sunlight.

>american just wants to tag up so he's not offsides
>finn obstructing american
>american sits him down
he literally did nothing wrong

For me, it's Tre Kronor

mercs

easyland pls

based

Most of them come from South Tirol and can barely speak italian

Lätt's most commonly used to refer to "easy". Stop being a hardland and accept you're Easyland

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why do latvian people hate us so much

We re gonna winn you this year haha

lol imagine being so bad you have to steal fucking >austrian players

>whistling and booing the italians
Latvia is becoming more evil every match

Compromise between german (first language of most italian born), italian (minority) and us/canadian born

Was Elvis Presley a Latvian?

>still hasnt realised that we are the epitome of all evil
wew

it's not like they steal talented players anyway

>you beating our super stacked nhl team

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where else would they be playing hockey? on sicily?

DENMARK

Yes that will be my face after the lat vs swe game

Yes, just like Arnold is austrian.

I started suspecting it after our match, now it's just obvious

we're just jealous that you are much more successful in gayvision

Poor bongs

FUN FACT: Donald Trump is of latvian descent

How's the Italy-Latvia game going?

As expected. Superior(LAtvia) nation dominates

Who is the Neymar of the Skoda Cup?

0-0
slightly interesting, but >we are looking quite a bit stronger

>can't score vs austrian pastas on peepee
sweden get ready

0-0 after 13 minutes and 2 minutes of latvian powerplay

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I'm praying for a miracle. Italy deserves the win! Go Italy!!!

Czechia or Latvia

team canada

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Hoping Latvia will lose mostly because their people are assholes.

We just need to improve corsi r-right?

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This but >shorks

I have never met a Latvian

same but with sweden

are you implying you are any better sven

What even is a latvian?

I met a Latvian milktruck girl when I was 17

Look how intimidated swedes are(Id be too if i were them)

Was she hot?

we're the same as the rest of eastern-europe
a bit softer and butthurt maybe

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Sweden. Always seething across the sea.

sweden will be exposed as a country of pretenders and kalvītis will rightfully be reelected as PM

yes, she was 21 and wanted to fuck me but I was too retarded and shy to do something about it

r bukarts: ''BLEG ZAJEBAL!!!!!!111''

lol where are you getting this from fren?

meant for

kek

latvia?
im actually an austrian from sudtirol

hahahahahahaha

We let them score on purpose to give them hope

>Gudlevskis

his fucking wash up AHL goalie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

>easyland

>Yea Forums is gonna fall for our genius play

I predicted this with my trips

lol

Everything is under control guys dont worry we ve got this hehe

First goal for a latvian player!

>losing to italy

3-0 what happened INGERLAND? why do you play better against better teams?

Italians can only get lucky ricochet goals that might now even count lmao

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Of course the bongs have a dude called Hammond on their team

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we got lucky but damn out goalie is garbo

it wasn't really his fault tho, just incredibly unlucky situation

heh all a plan
we gave them a fake goal to give and then break hope.

Italy can only score by cheating thankfully referees are doing their job to stop this nonsense

Italians cant even see the blue line lmao

1-0 is the most dangerous lead

Cmon england score some fuking goals

>refpucking against Italy
disgraceful

not so fast italy

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I feel sorry for Kostner. He's the only decent Italian player, he's pretty good and does well in HC Ambrì-Piotta. He did all by himself and his goal is denied because of cunt who doent know what an offside is

which of the three top gear blokes would be best and what position do they play?

Moby?

He should be ready for those moments

Maybe they think its football

Denmark being evil bullies while good guys Latvia allow pastas to have fun

latvija pls

True but then again it was a lucky ricochet anyways

i hope we start to blast their ass in 3rd after they gassed out.

>cant even beat shitaly
we are so fucked

>we will lose to germany

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don't worry, we gassing them out.

Litva you suck

true but that's probably the only goal italy will score in this skoda cup

We just cant score. We control the puck like 90% of the time but its still pretty bad.
Then again swedes also only scored once 1st and 2nd period

you tend to be playing better against better opposition, it is the same for all b-tier countries. much better at defending and counter-attacking than controlling the game and playing constructively.

Devil trips confirm

This but in the game vs austria we did pretty well in attacking well atleast it seemed like it

Clarkson would just punch other players
Hammond would crash into the barrier as soon as he steps onto the ice
May would miss the match entirely due to meticulously adjusting the tape on his stick

CAM ON INGERLAND

bullying with truth is still bullying

Well Latvia is clearly an A team so that isnt the problem... Probably our tactic to give italians hope and than destroy them

I would really, really like to engage in sexual intercourse with an Italian woman

>conceding to shitaly
Easyland, señores

I was hoping GB wouldnt get raped by denmark since they are one of the weakest teams in the group but I guess they are fucked

lmao

CAM ON *BANG*BANG*BANG* SCAR SAM GOALS

This bullying needs to stop!

Well if Latvia is a A team then SWE, RUS etc is like A+

You better hope you won’t lose against macaroni, vilnus kakkochavius

I am not bullying, it would be a lot worse if you beat Italy with 15-0 and then played badly against better opposition, You are still gonna beat Italy, this is not a problem.

Love Finland and Latvia, truly the only other countries to love and appreciate the game

>Klingberg
what a lad!

We have 2-23 shots on goal if we dont win well then fuck it it was just not meant to be

How do we stop Russia?

look at their d, they will stop themselves.

You better win, we are counting on you
I am watching now so feel free to score, thanks for waiting

You dont russians will get gold this year

Highly suspicious post

Didnt think about how a latvian flag saying good things about russia would look like on the internet

I'm here now how is latvija doing

For me, it's Canada

>tfw Latvia is fixing and rigging your shit up AGAIN

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0-0 is the most dangerous lead

0-0 italian goal wasnt counted because they dont know what the blue line is

he's a russian speaking ""latvian"" with a non-citizen passport

>2 SECONDS

they dont have those in football

I dont think thats how this meme works

It wasnt even close, whats up with that linesman

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was this the year Sotnieks tried to get us relegated?

Im a zoomer that doesnt even speak russian grandpa

I don't know what that means.

Thats the state of Italian hockey for you

>Latvia and France just need France to win in OT/SO for both teams to remain in top division
>that's exactly what happened
only incidente:DDDD

Sex

youtube.com/watch?v=geSqoy6_HwI

>Latvian commentators laughing about italy
i hope we lose now

Latvians should really come up with different chants

BALLEJAM NEGULAM!!!!! XD

Ska vi knulla?

How do we stop women?

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what did he say? I'm watching the game on latvian TV

*Martin Timell laughs*

that's beyond thicc

Tack men nej tack

>falling for the thicc meme
9 out of 10 of those are absolute bimbos where you want to kys as soon as they open their mouth

He said Italians are having problems with everything and they are basically not on our level

Well he isn't wrong

lol high pitch dude is pretty lit

We're capable of scoring, for realsies, no reason to worry at all.

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>pads
did the Italians switch goalies?

Honestly im starting to fucking worry this is just unacceptable

wew italians were so close to score again

Puiši, es....

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Klaunu pasaule...

While you were watching hentai I was studying the puck

While you were yelling at your mom to make pizza rolls I was studying the puck.

While you were trying to find a girlfriend on online forums I was studying the puck

Well I agree but its not a thing you should really say when they have had better chances at scoring than we have with more than 30 fucking shots on goal

are we letting pastas win just to relegate Austria?
our run ended with a loss to SUI anyway

with the way we were playing vs SUI we could get a meme win

opa

finally...

took a while

Latvija!

italian comeback if double digits

How do I stop my jungle fever?

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Italy is a powerhouse. Please don't underestimate Italy.

Fuck many black women

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fuj

>the only decent italian player has a chance to shoot from a good angle
>his stick breaks
truly a clown world

Fuck a single washed up Nigerian whore and be cured for life

but there are too few of them here

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poor brits, legit feel sorry for them. truly a clown world

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Go to America and fuck the best looking jungle women

Fuck a black guy, theres plenty of them

take silja line to stockholm

Gib Sami queens pls

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I've begun to consider it

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our commentators are waaaay too smug

Go to Miami

Neekeripakottaja löysi tänne

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it's no good being smug if you're winning only 1-0 against italy after 35 minutes

Latvian autistic screeching

uh (bass boosted)

ladies hokej

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this is one of those games where it feels like no matter what you do it just doesn't go in

Benards :D:D:D

zajebal bla - Kenins 2019

commentators cant spell Bernard anymore

>dyke puck

nice one

Spaghetti starts to crumble

beidzot

>those hands

>the island of Great Britain

Italians are tired

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based goalie

Italian goalkeeper is doing great

>pasta niggers actually thought they could win lmao

tfw you will never cuddle with her on a elk hide infront of a stone furnace on a cold winternight and warm her cold fingers with your dock during a handjob

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Is my country a meme at hockey? I know literally nothing about it

They are decent

it is one of those countries perpetually stuck in the highest division without a chance to win it. You have one good NHLer in Lars Eller and a good goalie in Freddy Andersen, that's about it.

Hockey seems to be popular in most of Europe, yet, there are only 4 countries that are good at it. Why is this?

Most countries play lacrosse or baseballs

Finland, Russia, Czechia and Latvia are obviously best but sweden, slovakia and switzerland arent bad either so i would say there are 7 good teams in europe

Lack of opportunities to easily play it in most places. Like F1 there's lots of interest but the amount of racetracks and racecars in close proximity to someone is pretty low.

let the ass blasting begin

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Sweden thinks it can be champion again.

Dark blue countries are based and redpilled

I'm back from my shave

I refuse to believe one country can be so delusional

Because football is more popular even tho its fucking gay but its accessible to every third worlder

Ok good to know

we used to have skiing in that pic, as the only country

ikr these swedes think they can stop us from getting gold this year lmao

ah finally back home from work, i imagine gb must be doing much better against denmark after giving such a challenge to germany after all

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Based mountain germans got invaded by ahmeds I guess

So was that germany game just a fluke or wtf is happening I was honestly expecting better results from GB after that german game

our commentary roasting the Italians

>italian GK has 50 saves already
wew

thats it am cheering for us to concede at least once
our commentators are saying that italy isnt doing anything and arent even playing hockey

what the fuck was that italian doing

i really want us to lose now, these super smug commentators need to be canceled

Attack is non-existence they just parking the bus

fuck off, vladimir

i just want to see them seethe
fuck latvia

please don't

shut up, oleg

bring back shaming

ripeating digits for italian upset

Fuck off proxy

stop doing that and my numbers for swiss holocaust

re-roll

latvia sucks

i hope based Norwegians wins

with that many rolls you need to get atleast quads

Pidarasts

wew
at those regional duels later today.

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Digits and Bongs turn it around

you swallow

unlikely, if anything we will chocke against austria

somebody stop him.

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based

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Czechoslovak these numbers for italy win over easyland

numbers Austria wins

Just got home from the slavery place, how bad we were memed?

only 2-0 currently

0-2 for Latvia, you scored a goal but it was denied for offside tho

60:5 shots on goal or something like that

numbers and hockey is declared haram and sweden national team is disbanded

0 goals

Latvija is memeing you with having 60 shots on goal by now

absolute unit

>regional duels
feels like 1792

Welcome home user

beat swedenstan please

>9 mins to end
>italians decide to move the buss
hmm

It looks like they just cant be bothered anymore its like they were like this game is won lets stop playing

Who scored?

2-0 the most dangerous lead

you got refpucked and easyland only up by 2

mario spaghettiman

I think its was costner who got a ricochet from a latvian players ass

Bukarts and Marenis

Get ready for the flying V

i bet they gonna bus it against Russia tho

You čobols have some flimsyass glass

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ah the italian, it was Kostner who did all alone but some other retarded cunt decided to take a walk in Latvian's 3rd

denmark dabbing on brits while we take it chill against italians

is this a flop?

lol it happened again?

pats!
NĀVI LATVIJAI
SLAVA ŽDANOKAI!
CMEPTЬ ЛATИШУ!

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made by finest Slovakian engineers.

FORZA RAGAZZI
*CLAP CLAP*

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...

designed by slovakian intellectuals

Fucking Gopņik trash

l*tviešu fašisti raud

is Skoda a nice car?

:DDDD fucking Denmark

Where can we learn about Latvia?

ēd sūdu komjaunieti

I love seeing the combined 10IQ of all Latvians shitposting during these iihf games every year

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COMEBACK TRAIN FOR INGERLAND

If all NHL and KHL and other players from liigas around the world were in the world championships this year, who do you think would be best? For me, It's
1. Canada
2. Soviet
3. USA
4. Sverige
5 . Finland
6. Chechs
7. Slovakia
8. Schweiz

We are all with based austria against the filthy mountain jews, right?

EEEEEEEEEEEEH MACARENAAAAAAAAAAA

>I love seeing the combined 10IQ of all Latvians shitposting during these iihf games every year

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>komjaunieti

You must be in the 10IQ category

PP
PP
PP
CAM ON NAU

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>italian PP

vw but cheaper, but, less cool than a seat so no point
neironiski, komunisms atbrīvos pasauli no tās ķēdēm

We still have strong players in NHL who cant make it this year

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neironiski, nolec no tilta, draugs.

Komunisms ne sudu neatbrivos beidz sapnot

Pisies prom pidarast

its from czech firm. they said so on CT.

nice, one more for the fans

based

>not letting Britain score at least once out of politeness
Danes have such bad manners

can't believe there was even a tiny bit of suspense against italy at the end. we're so shit.

We are all watching the alps derby later on btw, be sure to tune in

Austria plz win

LOL ULMANIS IN THE HOUSE WTF

who beat up Bukarts?

God bless Latvia,
Our beloved fatherland,
Do bless Latvia,
Oh, do bless it! (repeat)

Where the Latvian daughters bloom,
Where the Latvian sons sing,
Let us dance in happiness there,
In our Latvia! (repeat)

>not WorldWars derby

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I think he fell himself not sure tho

Me blooming latvian daughters

fuck him
sold the country out to neoliberal swines
should have kept the industry and property and housing OURS not sell it away to some opportunistic swines.

cringe and bluepilled

Switzerland-Austria will be interesting boys

bāsed

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Is this /hoc/ now? Go Latvia and go Shorks!

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It's always better to play in top competitions. Maybe people get demoralized but it's trial by fire. You experience quicker and it becomes more obvious what needs to be improved. However, once you get that one win you show everyone that it is not impossible to be a hockey country, you just need more interest.

nice digits, give them hell adolf

>/hoc/
You have to go back.

...

>doubting Frans Nielsen, the NHL leader in shootout goals all time

even if you win, it will be thanks to Zwerger who became good in Switzerland. So it will still be a Swiss victory

Our final roster:
1. Jhonas Enroth, Örebro

25. Jacob Markström, Vancouver Canucks

30. Henrik Lundqvist, New York Rangers

Backar

3. John Klingberg, Dallas Stars

6. Adam Larsson, Edmonton Oilers

8. Robert Hägg, Philadelphia Flyers

14. Mattias Ekholm, Nashville Predators

18. Marcus Pettersson, Pittsburgh Penguins

23. Oliver Ekman Larsson, Arizona Coyotes

52. Philip Holm, Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod

56. Erik Gustafsson, Chicago Blackhawks

Forwards

9. Adrian Kempe, Los Angeles Kings

10. Alexander Wennberg, Columbus Blue Jackets

16. Marcus Krüger, Chicago Blackhawks

21. Loui Eriksson, Vancouver Canucks

28. Elias Lindholm, Calgary Flames

29. Mario Kempe, Arizona Coyotes

32. Oskar Lindblom, Philadelphia Flyers

40. Elias Pettersson, Vancouver Canucks

58. Anton Lander, Lokomotiv Yaroslavl

63. Jesper Bratt, New Jersey Devils

70. Dennis Rasmussen, Metallurg Magnitogorsk

72. Patric Hörnqvist, Pittsburgh Penguins

88. William Nylander, Toronto Maple Leafs

xx. Gabriel Landeskog, Colorado Avalanche

Scared yet?

This is classified information. Classified!!

>no zetterberg
>no sedin
>no forsberg
>no lundqvist
it's like you don't want to win.

>all but 3 players from nhl
>still missing half of our star players
why are we so fucking good at this sport?

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Don't be smug please!

Gary MUST let NHL-players to the next olympics

Kapanen - Barkov - Rantanen
Laine - Aho - Rantanen
Granlund - Kotkaniemi - TT
Hintz - Haula - Armia

Heiskanen - Ristolainen
Lindell - Vatanen
Määttä - Jokiharju

>Lain in top-6
>no puljujärvi
to the bin

Yeah I totally fucked up

Kapanen - Barkov - Kakko
Granlund - Aho - Rantanen
Laine - Kotkaniemi - TT
Hintz - Haula - Armia

you can bet your left nut nhl will allow players to be part of the chinese games.

that's a good point actually I forgot it is going to china

That center depth is still really young. I'd even have Filppula right now on third line center duty rather then Kotkaniemi until he grows a bit in size and matures his play. Especially if you want it to be a slower line. Also that D-core has too many disappointment for the good ones to outshine it.

Right now yes but Kotkaniemi and Aho have 3 years time to develop.

aren't you busy pleasing jahmal?

seriously? china wants to be hockey superpower too?

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NHL wants their money

So many sports these days is just homo shit, but hockey is still masculine. I can't wait to see Finland face off against Sweden in a gruesome, sweaty rough game. They'll come for us, calling us homos and try to fuck us deep and hard. If we're lucky our instincts will be keen and we'll turn it around on them, devastating their boypussies. It's gonna be a slippery and tight game but eventually the puck will slide in. There might be brawls, even wrestling on the ice with a lot of body contact. Just good old heterosexual fighting between two tribes of muscular men. There will be a lot of sweat and testosterone but at the end of the day it's all good fun.

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>seriously? china wants to be hockey superpower too?
nhl playing regular-season-games in china points to yes.

>all these blueberry games all day

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based

youtube.com/watch?v=wUceFE29gnc

kek

untapped market for the nhl

I propose a 25% tariff on Chinese hockey to protect EU market

Chinese can't play hockey they're too physically frail

nonsense the canucks are a solid up-and-coming team

Pls why you have to make me cry.

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chinese national team will be brimming with talent like cliff pu, josh ho sang and nick dongfeng motor corporation

What

oh i almost forgot finland nearly won an olympic gold medal.. sorry bout that lol

>ehkä ei luisteltu ihan niin hyvin

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have this to cheer you up

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whats next? NHL in Qatar?

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if they would pump money they could have A team in 20 years.

>NHL in Qatar?
That's just silly.

NHL in Saudi Arabia, of course.

DELETE THIS

Skoda Cup in Qatar is just a matter of time

what what

what about NHL Extreme edition - North Pole, Active Volcano, some very high Mountain, in ocean, on a train mega platform while moving!

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It's Czech made silly!

just according to keikaku

blackavenger.tv/user/Betamalestalkers

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youtube.com/watch?v=-9zZ8JLI510

thoughts?

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Red White Red, until we're dead! (not really)

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my head hurts from that language.

[Mascot-cheering intensifies]

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go austria!

IMMER WIEDER
IMMER WIEDER
IMMER WIEDER ÖSTERREICH

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guy inside is canadian.

Germoney you better fucking win

hirscherwinslol

>Berra and not Genoni
well it's over

uftas on away-games are the best uftas

alp derby is kino, hoping Austria gets a meme goal early to keep it interesting for a bit

>too many men
hey, that's our speciality

>swiss powerplay

>hairburger

Austria needs a whistle

lel wtf kind of check was that

>austria whistling and booing our powerplay
rude

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>65 shots and only 3 goals
Yikes what happened?

USA have the best roster in this tournament, right? They just won't win because of motivational issues

>I love seeing the combined 10IQ of all Latvians shitposting during these iihf games every year

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>Swiss slips to Austria

kek

Russia's roster has more star power

Doesn't matter how bad we play. Drai will do something crazy and win the game

>Power Play 26
Can Germany achieve its goal of becoming competetive *at every level* by 2026?

>leave germs to me.

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>ANOTHER German penalty
how EMBARRASSING

lazy penalty from Josi, this will be the nonchalance that lets Austria bring the heat.

it's ogre

pls no bulli

4 mins come one austria u ve got this

TTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR

merde

AYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEIL HITLER :DDD

suise chimping out already

French surrender when?

Quads :3

digits confirm german victory

>awarded double minor
>do nothing
Great job Austria

id fug that blonde qt on the right

>all that Jodeling music
we will have to endure this all evening, right?

a frenchman getting penalised for expressing his natural urges. sad. very sad.

everyone wants macejko plush.

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LeShit

What is Le-Cute doing in IIHF and why he's in Team France?

SCARRRRERRRRRRR

t-thanks

fugg

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

fugg

Finns no. pls. enough.

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how far is the true neutrals going this season?

>mad
>at supporting your club
slovakia stock slipping

BEPISMAN!!!

where's the least shitty place to watch IIHF games?

>the man sitting behind these international embarrassments
>he's utterly fucking disgusted

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I am so desperate I would do every female in that pic

Aizpis muti, Dāvi!

secret /hoc/ high quality stream secret:

>Get on google
>Look up regional broadcast service provider in your area
>Call them
>Subscribe to monthly sports broadcast service
>sit back and relax while you watch hockey games in HD

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at your moms place

IIHF yt but you need VPN. You can get NordVPN trial for 30 days and then cancel it. that will cover the duration of tournament.
Or pray some madmen restreams on twitch.

Kek

seems host country does not get a dime from merch?

>paying to watch games you can stream for free
that's fucking stupid, tuukka

Check out Turkish wrestling, you'll love it to

i'm currently watching a twitch restream, just search IIHF on twitch

New bread when

Kek

Le Fuq

LE GOOOOL

memed

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D-Day incoming

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