/mlb/

What if it collapses due to heavy snowfall though?

cubs fan here!!

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damn detroit is horrible ,

>8 to 1 by the based astros

lol at bryce getting booed off the field

Do you think he regrets going to that shithole city?

san diego was the correct choice and he fucked it up

The astros now have the best record for the moment

yes and how many of those wins came against the comedy central

Why did any teams want Harper? He's been declining for a quite awhile now. Can't believe people thought throwing 300 million at him would fix that.

You are now remembering when who sux fans cried and threw a temper tantrum after not getting Harper.

That was Machado. Also Harper is literally still better than Engel or Palka.

Win Sox

*spits*
douchebag

Shaw is so fucking garbage

Andrew Vaughn > Bryce Harper

Nick Kingham is garbage

I see bruce parper is having a bad game.

Harper is literally gay. I fucked him in the ass last October.

How can you tell? The booing Phillies fans?

How does a 330 million dollar anus feel like?

>. 224

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Honestly, pretty blown out; as if it had been getting fucked all summer.

your dad's mouth

The Angels are 11-5 in the last 16 games. The Mariners are 6-15 in the last 21 games. Angels in second place, Mariners in third place.

lol, classic Mariners

>Mainers run differential was like +75 the first 15 games

Now it's -14. Lol, classic Mariners.

Ricky Renteria said in a postgame interview that Moncada's improvement this year was because he was extremely motivated by something that he would not disclose not even to his teammates. Only Renteria knows what motivated Moncada to improve.

What do we think it was?

You can never take away the record 28 homer streak to start a season though.

I call him Mike Mustabust.

calling it now
bustcadaposting

I forgot all about the Splatoon X NPB thing. When will it be streaming?

That's like winning the world series for Mariners fans.

And guess which team hit two home runs today, one with Ohtani and they don't even have Upton back yet.

Yup, that's the Angels. I guarantee the Angels will end up with more home runs this season over the Mariners, especially after the Mariners trade half their lineup for prospects.

The Mariners rebuild process includes Kikuchi who looks painfully average right now and will only get worse as teams have tape on him. I doubt Kikuchi is pitching in 5 years.

But will Ohtani?

>have tape on him
what a joke analysis

Hi memeiners fans where have you been?

>bustcadaposting
Excellent theory

>Rickiieeee they're greentexting my name saying im a bust agaaaaiiinnn
>well maybe you shouldn't have struck out 3 times looking today
>Oh, I'll show them!

Im not even a mariners fan. "tapes" isn't a valid reason for regression. In fact it has more value against hitters than pitchers

How new are you that you don't know the tapes meme here?

He wasn't memeing that's the thing. Fucking retarded idiot. Now fuck off back to the handegg forums

>brewers

>blew crew

>fudgepackers

>gaysconsin

Give the Mariners a couple years and they'll be contenders. Meanwhile the Angel's will be stuck in mediocrity tied up in a 400 million dollar contract.

that's right. shut the fuck up and sit down kid

Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh harder.

PHILS WIN
EVEN THOUGH NOLA SUCKED AND BRYCE STILL CAN'T HIT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

330 Million Dollars

You forgot the word General in the title, but otherwise this is a fine OP worthy of framing

Looks like the Mariners are back at it

>general

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>assletics

Already ended.

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a job well done
a tale well spun
but you're missing a word
and that's no fun!

jenny o genny where art thou now?
this new thread o i must disavow
jenny o genny why did thou leave
this emptiness o heart break only leaves me to grieve
jenny o genny dont you miss us
o the times when our lives were such bliss

it's genny mania!

8

The poets have arrived! The poets have arrived!

Ring the church bell and light the town square, we shall celebrate till morning come!

who is the asshole behind all of this? fucking poetry now?! this is almost worse than the asshole barbq posters!

o bbq o brisket such a sweet sear

the delectable flavor brings my eyes to tears

o bbq o brisket barb prepares you well

a sunset and a ball game carousel

o bbq o brisket the season's coming to an end

the springtime crack o the bat leaves us to fend for next year

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>cubs fan here!!
Well hello there.

Dios mio...

MARINERS

Ohtani is back and hitting home runs. It's time for the Ohtani/Trout dynasty to officially begin.

>that get

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Do people like the white sox on here? I assumed everyone hated them...
>tfw bought season tix before machado and harper busts

You should be thankful you guys dodged a bullet.

How are the assletics going to blow this game?

>And the Mariners tie it again.
I hope they run out of players like that Angles did against the Yaks and they were forced to use a pitcher to PH.

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>pathetics

Who is Billy Beane going to trade off in July?

How did your Team do today Yea Forums?
>White Soxs

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>Cubs

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>cusb

Best trios in the game

1. Springer/Bergman/Altuve
2. DeJong/Wong/Goldschmidt
3. Trout/Ohtani/Simmons
4. Bellinger/Verdego/Muncy
5. Sanchez/Judge/Torres
6. Betts/Bogearts/Devers
----------------
>9001. Harper, McCutchen, Realmuto

cubsinsider.com/2019/05/13/kris-bryant-hasnt-just-regained-mvp-form-hes-surpassed-it/

Axebatt baby

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What the fuck were the whos thinking giving away GOATmar Narvaez for nothing?

youtu.be/tmFnVylEUI0

Would it be more cringe or based if hes shit all season long, and then starts hitting dingers like a madman should they get in the playoffs?

Ah yes the proven David Price approach.

When's the last time the announcers for your team called a home run shot?
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honestly I had no clue

One of the most popular teams here. We love them.

>cusb

>gusb

>cusb

98th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Does Wheel of Fortune have apologyposters?

Uh, yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

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Lucky year of pig Jackie Chan is back bros ni hao ma 888
youtube.com/watch?v=1jZCSC5LU-I
youtube.com/watch?v=1jZCSC5LU-I
youtube.com/watch?v=1jZCSC5LU-I

>angels
They did okay.

>urineass
>goyers

Kershaw v Paddack tonight. Kershaw is going to get blown the fuck out.

How is pushing a girl assault? wtf?

>whites ox

Well, Kershaw isn't what he used to be, but if he still has any red ass, he might throw the best of what he has left to compete against the Sheriff. Pretty sure I have 10 .394s cooling in the outside fridge, so I'm probably getting trashed. It should be a fun game to watch...I hope.

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>brewers call up top prospect keston hiura
game over, cubes

He was supposed to be a MEMEiner :(

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Does he need Tommy John surgery yet?

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Hah, I hope he got some good tickets or merch out of it.

What’s your hometown minor league affiliate, and do you support them?
>pic related
>yes

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>Sod Poodles
I love that name.
See you on thursday.

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>imagine not being a Cubs fan

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>fucking around with your brand to do cutesy virtue signalling
got what they deserved

As a Rangers fan, I fucking love the RoughRiders, especially the Teddy Roosevelt mascot. Come on then.

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Based and Sodpilled

Who are the Poodles affiliated with?

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>Virtue Signaling
I keep forgetting that in conservative land, goodness for the sake of it does not exist.

Padres

they already have pink mother's day socks, sleeves, bats, and even ump masks. they've got player and mom pictures in the ad breaks. there's a whole card and gift giving market for it. It's good optics to play along, but playing around with their media outlets is over the line, not on a moral level, but on a business level.
I get why they did it and it's certainly a nice gesture, but it's a stupid thing to do.

Then say it was a stupid choice on a business level and not fake good morality.
Obviously the Padres didn't expect someone to be an asshole and snipe the name, but of course, this is America and that behavior is expected.

It's nice being home for afternoon White Sox

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No thread?

But Manny is starting

kill owings

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Hey, don't sleep on Randy.
And I believe they offered to give him tickets since he is currently studying out of town, but if originally from the San Diego area.
Weird thing though is that it bounced around a couple of different guys, before twitter locked it down. Also, with a couple minutes left before noon PST, morning lads.

This one is for you boys.
youtube.com/watch?v=LmBpaRQ7mPM

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julio urias lol

>cutesy virtue signalling
Of course. It isn't that Anheuser-Busch challenged them to do it with the promise that they would do something for fans at the next home game. No, it has to be virtue signalling, because (((they))) are always trying to get you.
>[SPOOKY WOOoOoOo INTENSIFIES]
twitter.com/budweiserusa/status/1127332553805815808

Thinking about basedball

Which franchise in your opinion is the most successful?

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Rays

>Yonder does nothing
Typical

Both need to be relocated.
One to Nashville and the other to San Antonio.

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>didn't expect someone to be an asshole and snipe the name
Again though user. It seemed like two guys, and both were Padres fans. If it had been a Dodger fan it'd be one thing, but even among discussion of what people would do had they been the one to grab it, the worst thing I heard proposed was sending out a tweet that Ian Kinsler had been DFA'd. As it was, Ricky Padilla just shot out a couple of tweets about his mentions blowing up, but it was all benign, and far from anything assholish.
Compared to other twitter incidents with official team accounts, I think it was written up more because of what could have happened more than anything that actually did.

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Any Yea Forumsirates about?

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Cut him for Eloy when

Hopefully soon

Probably not till later today

Man good thing the white Sox traded away all their players and have been tanking these past few years they sure are a great team now!

i-it worked for the c-cubs and a-astros

What would happen if they didn't do that though?
They probably wouldn't even win 50 games.

replace San Antonio with Portland and this be legit choices.

>white sox get close to .500
>shit the bed

Time for Manny to fake an injury

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Sucks since the game is 2:40 in the morning for me.

Comfortable late night listening if you don't have anything going on in the morning.

Fortunately I don't actually have anything going on.
Do you know of any place where I can get a radio stream for the game? I've been streaming video but I want to know what it's like streaming radio, I've heard it's better than video.

you guys told me the sox are good baka

Imagining the 2019 non rebuild White Sox: no trades or dumps and based on players still playing now

C: Josh Phegley or Tyler Flowers
1B: Jose Abreu or Matt Skole
2B: Fernando Tatis Jr or Gordon Beckham
3B: Conor Gillaspie or Carlos Sanchez
SS: Tim Anderson or Marcus Semien
LF: Nicky Delmonico or Melky Cabrera
CF: Adam Eaton
RF: Avisail Garcia
DH: Todd Frazier

Rotation:
Sale
Quintana
Montas
Johnson
Covey

Bullpen:
Nate Jones
Scott Caroll
Chris Beck
David Robertson

The question is would that team be better or worse than the one right now?

Litetally no one said that, go to sleep third worlder

MLB at bat has radio streams I think

The Cleveland Indians have hit a season high 5 home runs today and are not stopping yet.

>Juan Minaya still exists
lmao

Clown Team Clown Team Honk Honk

At least the white sox have fun players to watch

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Tim would be a lot more fun if it weren't for the constant fear of regression.

but thats what makes the ride so fun and unpredictable!

This is a great point about being a White Sox fan. The ride is fun and unpredictable.

Here's a prediction
The White Sox won't make the postseason this year

ohhh you fucking asshole

>the rockies spent 24 million dollars for a pinch hitter

>lose sox

Astros DESU

Let’s go Mets!

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Based Roylies

doyers desu

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...

Dodgers piss me off

How does one make it to the Arizona league? That's the lowest league in pro ball right?

Gib Bumgarner to Angels pls.

>Losing is fun

This is literally how white Sox fans cope

Watching the bluejays this year, is like crying battery acid.

If they are tanking it makes sense. I thought they were done with that though.

I don't wanna. I don't know if they'll feed him right. And what if they want to make him sleep outside? He might get homesick and get lost trying to find his way home.

git gud

Mets are Americas team

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Cucks

Orange County takes care of players well. Do want to see him in Dodgers uni and his home is a tent outside Dodgers stadium.

Cubs @ Reds

Hello Cubs!

The Astros once again have a scary-good look to them.

I know its only May but im calling it now...
astros v cubs
astros win the chip

Bus from boystown pulling into Cincinnati now!

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Jermaine Trevell Dye...fuck you white sox fuck you...until you make right by this you will forever be cursed

Let's just make this the White Sox general.

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>White Sox
>Wears Black
Thread is already dead.

red sox vs rockies

>Yeah sex is cool but have you ever watched the grounds crew put out a tarp during a rain delay?

>Mike Stanton still out

>Every score in every active game has been because of a HR except one
>And that was an 2-RBI double by a pitcher

Bravo Manfred

>Braves already lost in the top of the 1st

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Urias stupid slant eye motherfucker gets himself put on leave for "domestic violence"

We need your arm you shithead
Now we have even more chances to fuck ourselves with useless Joe kelly

>yankees trying to dodge the Orioles again with a postponement

Gonna have to man up eventually

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nah maybe Freeman will finally get some hits and he struck out after a 3-1 count

twisn game

Is Polanco an ayy lmao?

I think that look worse tbqh

>That time the whos played Baltimore and no fans showed up

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You got a better idea?

>Harper

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Switching to a good team like the Cubs or Brewers

Hold still asshole!!
The Harperheads won’t stand for this!!
Pucker up!!!

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Cubbie wubbie oh cubbie wubbie oh my my my!!!
BRYZZO FOR LYFE!!! :-)!!

>cusb

Have any of his teammates kicked his ass yet?

he god booed after his 3rd strikeout last night lmao

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Cubs piss me off

Hunter Pence is kinda free swinging huh Texasbros based centeralship we out here senpai MMFWCL

Keston Hiura's parents are pretty wholesome

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Astros are looking good

Philthie are getting owned

God dammit I was hoping Harper blew out his knee

>this pitching

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The #blessed Roylies have pla ted 7 runs in 2 innings

Let's say for instance that Harper actually is just taking it easy now that he's more set for life than any of us will ever be. Is he doing anything wrong?

Excuse me... 8 runs

damn rags making the AL west look bad

I'm sorry. Another update. #blessed Roylies have plated 9 runs in 2 innings.

Royals just can't stop getting dubs

The count is 3-1 on Martin Maldonado catcher KC royals

>royals fags happy about meaningless win in a rebuilding season
no you don't get 2021

Martin Maldonado has walked. #blessed Roylies have men on 1st and 2nd with 2 outs in the bottom of the 2nd inning
Ball 1 on billy hamilton way inside

Billy Hamilton hit a soft grounder to the second baseman and ended the rally. "Shucks!"
Sorry

its a meaningless season

It's alright, not every team can be worse then the whos
sure

Reddick is pretty good

Dont give a damn about the Royals but I love Maldi.

gibson no

>Reddick is pretty good
Weird, I heard he was gay as hell.

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>

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Look at these fools tryna bring down my man Bryce. You should be ashamed of yourselves

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H-ho-hol-holy based!!!

Wow... that's a two for one burd... fuck you too bastard...

FUCKING FAGGOT UMP CALLING BULLSHIT STRIKES ON MY BREWIES WHAT THE FUCK

>Brewers

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>Complaining about balls and strikes

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>America's team
They aren't even NY's team.

bryce is batting .219 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>but muh OBP!!!

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

lol, simply lol

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Padres @ Dodgers

>Inside the park home run
Not impressive because that always relies on the defense fucking up or a meme stadium like the Giants.

Sale: 17 k's, 0 W's

Imagine losing to the royals.

Imagine your team being behind to the royals. They send out their bullpen and your starting lineup can't even make enough magic to happen to win.

Imagine having to live with that man. Losing to the royals pfffthahaaajaahaa

Who said anything about impressive?

Vlad

>hooper
mest is best

getting real fucking tired of these stranded twins runners

B Y R O N
U
X
T
O
N

I told you strike outs are a meme stat

He's awesome. Jealous the twins have him.

WHY DIDN'T YOU CHALLENGE THAT?
AUSMUS YOU STUPID FUCK AAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH

What Mexican teams/players should we be paying attention to?

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Dodgers

Joc Pederson just taught Paddock who runs the west

Paddack getting exposed by the doyers

you're welcome, stankees

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Josh Bell on the fast track to MLB super stardom

What happens if someone shaves Blackmon's beard.

>Get 24 strike outs
>Lose
I told you strike outs are a meme stat.

What happens if someone shaves Blackmon's mullet?

I don't think it's possible for the Pirates to have a star

Cutch was a star. Before that you have to all the way back to Bonds.

lmao

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He looks like a stereotypical white boi baseball player.

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>That time Baltimore couldn't have fans because niggers

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That looks like every Baltimore game

Occasionally will watch a Baltimore home stream. It's so quiet you can hear the police sirens outside of the park lol.

Lol,

KEK!!!!

LMAO

Omegalul I was on based steaming pog and saw @_@ the baseball!

Hah! I've been known to stream a game or two, from time to time. Didn't see this one, but I saw one in this ballpark! Really takes me back, lol. Heh!

WTF LOL ^_^ WHERE DID THEY ALL GO?!
｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

Due to wh-wh-whaaaaa??? You can't say THAT on tv.... lol
Keep this one between us...

Trent Thornton is the best Blue Jays hitter

ok... I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK PMSL!

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Lol that's enough Internef for me today..

I bet you could hear the crack of the bat loud n clear there

3 AM youtube is just the perfect combination of funny and weird lmao!

What really gets me is the juxtaposition of them playing a regulation game of baseball but there are no fans in the stands.

WIIIIIINRAAAAAR

Lol I wonder if the Guinines World Record saw this one. Gotta be up there as far as they go

remember watching this and laughing boisterously

this is something you see only on a sitcom!

Holy freaking crud!! Let me call the epic department!!!!

his season ended

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haha I hadn't seen this one! Backstory? My Google-Fu failed me!

1 million internets to you sir!

As a MtF working in IT, this got my funny bone

CORTAAAAAAANAAAAAAAA GET ME SOME SAUCE ON THIS IMAGE

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Getting in on the ground floor of this epic meme

call the presses! this is going viral

..and that, little ones, is the tale of the time Gegaw streamed an Orioles game.
*slaps thigh, slowly stands*
Ol' Pepop needs a little grease for the gears!
*pours lemonade, spilling none*
Of course, I liked to call em the O's.

Yeah I'm thinking we're back

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>another Josh Bell dinger

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*spits*
fucking idiot shut the fuck up
omg

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never thought i'd live to see the day to see the pierats beat the sneks again

Are police sirens designed to be loud? Asking for a SHARTimore idiot

That was extremely rude and uncalled for

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Dodgers whacking Paddack around makes it seems like their offense is for real

KOWAH!!

Paddock seems like a prick that needs to be knocked down a notch anyway.

>pirates hitting
Pls keep this up

>Strike out 24
>Still lose

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this is like pearl harbor all over again

Best divison.
Best logos.
Coolest ballparks
Best unis.
Best weather.
Biggest collapses.

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Kershaw is fucking back. Another quality start!

Based Centralbros

>Oakland County: Shithole
>Minute Maid: shithole since they got rid of the hill
>Anaheim: shithole
>Arlington: shithole
Yikes

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>Coolest ballparks
LMAO

It's funny because they really aren't

GASSIEST ballgirls

never been to the colosseum eh? fucking uncultured swine

lets settle this
where should your best hitter be placed
2nd or 4th

>A SHAT
really sums up the division right there

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best hitter should hit 2nd
best slugger should hit 4th

I don't understand how you stop this man? As a Giants fan, he's the closest player I've seen to Bonds, maybe better. I also think we should do right by MadBum and trade him to the Dodgers for cash considerations. He deserves to go to the best team in baseball and win another ring.

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>Almora's catch at the wall got a Tip of the Cap from MLB
I don't get it. He's made much better catches and they didn't get attention.

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tricky nicky lopez!

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based trini

Best hitter should lead off

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>and then Yea Forums said
>"Chaddies are going to the Eeries"

Paddack absolutely exposed tonight

Oh I got owned ya
and I got exposed ya
I am in a seethe
that you wouldn't even believe

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lol look at the doyerKEKS squirm! looks like the chaddies win the mental game

>Dads tears

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what's her story

She likes breakfast.

>what's her story
Dodger girl that enjoys eating and dabbing on the poodres

>tfw Twinksfags want Ohtani to get plunked tomorrow
Should be interesting

based daddies setting the doyies into a total utter seeth!

fuck this guy for posting this about based paddy

>MadBum in the WS
doyers 2019 champs CONFIRMED

I hope they plunk ohtani, just because it would piss everyone off

paddy owns ya
and i just pwnd ya
makes him ya daddy
ya may as well call manny machaddy

lol based cameraman getting that shot. The butthurt was palpable

I wonder if Ohtani will get pissed and murder some balls if they do that
He didn´t seem to care that much when Osuna intentionally plunked him last season.

lol it says asshat

Only time I see benches clear in a Jap game is when someone goes head hunting, and when I say head hunting I mean pitching at their head.

based

Anyone getting David Cone's book?
wcbs880.radio.com/blogs/metscellaneous-joey-wahler-mets-cone-s-book-calls-darling-hernandez-strong-met-influences

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chicago.suntimes.com/sports/chicago-cubs-shrug-off-latest-distraction-addison-russell-specious-report-about-shortstop-beat-reds/
>Media is upset Russell is keeping his head down, Cubs fans aren't embracing him wholesale and there's generally little drama in his return.
>They decide to make up a story that the Cubs are going to move Russell back to short stop and supplant Baez to gin up controversy.
This is almost as bad as the lie about the Cubs threatening the media for running negative stories on Russell.
They're doing everything possible to make Russell look like the victim now. Good job!

ESPN trying to stay relevant

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we'll get ya tomorrow doyers!

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>Doyers win

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youtube.com/watch?v=RH-g-qUH22w

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Puig's blood lust isn't sated in fighting the entire Pirates team, he must fight again.
Who is he most likely going to pick a fight with on the Cubs in the current series?

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Yu Darvish has it coming for him. Fuck that choker.

YU DARVIE PWNS YA AND HE OWNS YA

Darvish will just use his kung fu on Puig.

Puig was probably unironically one of darvish's best buds in the clubhouse. My money is on Jon Lester

pc gamer here go team!

>Implying Puig hasn't forgotten this.

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you can't translate latino passion and banter vato. shiny white head is the true devil

scuba kek scuba

Someone explain this meme please.

I have been seeing it a lot but I missed its birth.

/mlb/ is a huge fan of Odell Down Under.

hey why don't you join the /mlb/ discord us gamers are there

I absolutely NEED this invite holy based

please PLEASE invite me to the discord!

lol! hey /mlb/ dicksword heres somethin for you!!

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Mwuhuhhauhauahahhahah as this site dies our site fluorishes mwuhuhhahahahha
empathy does not compute
mercy does not compute
mwuuhahuhuahauahhahahaha!!!

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hehe. we stole your genny! now we'll steal your posts! mwuhhuhuhahhaha

hey come chat with us on /mlb/ discord it'll be a good time

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Hey lets generate these memes on the double.Alpha squad create some exclamation mark memes. Bravo you'll create image memes. Charlie I want you guys to oversee the projects. Delta squad we carry them out! OOOOH RAH!

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@discord please tell me that the grass isn't greener. I want to believe I'm still based

/mlb/ is not a general though, we drove those fiends out. You stole nothing dum dum.

One of the most autistic/ idiotic things that baseball fans do is claim that different hitters have different sounds to their home runs.

Tell me if I'm wrong about this.

It depends on the bat type, power of the swing and where they hit it off the bat to decide what the sound is.
Or you could just throw your bat and the ball and get a 'doink' instead of a 'crack'.
youtube.com/watch?v=Nr-7hDf8d6o

Reminder that George Brett batted .494 for the month of July 1980. Followed that up by batting .430 in August. Banged out 94 hits in 52 games during those two months

The Mets are finally winning again!

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1557895398061.webm

wake up boys

haven't watched baseball in years who do i bandwagon? boston is /ourteam/ in my city due to historical connections, do they upset everyone when they win like the bruins and patriots? i want to root for the jerks

Jays desu

First dinger for Vladdy last night, straight away centre field. Hit another one later just in case the ball didn't learn its lesson.

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Boston is more hated than the Yankees at this point. Definitely grade-A jerks.

Freddie Gray?

I guarantee the bitch made some fucked up comment about his eye and totally deserved what she got. He should be back in the bullpen right now if there was any justice in this sick world.

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>getting cucked by a black cardinals fan
zobrist probably ought to commit sudoku

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Total number of women this group of chaps has slept with: 0

PrinceOfJedi looks like he macks.

Sure, Big Macs.

Fuck, it looks like she beat him up pretty good too.

>my mother is chinese
>my father is japanese
>and this happened to me

>Harper

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oh this guy's asking for spankies

The Chicago Tommy John Sox

>Harper hitting worse than Albert Pujols
Big wow from me

Table for user. Oh you can dine now asshole. It'll be a meal to die for ;]

I'm cookin up some souffle with a twist. I think you'll enjoy. Just be sure to eat it fast while it's hot. I'm sure you'll love the little twist I added. I am quite the "sharp" chef afterall. It'll be "cutting edge" and will revolutionize the souffle industry

EPIC FOR THE WIN

>his walkup song is his wife singing Bennie and the Jets
what will he use now?

doubleheader time in the bronx
bal v nyy gamethread

golddigger

Can someone sauce this story?

All cub fans are gay cucks, not surprising

oW

Rockies.

Doyers.

Oh fuck this asshole

Retard alert

Someone get this hothead outta here!

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing bacon pants

serve this guy a dish
best serve it cold

I thought he was supposed to be shit?

twitter.com/MLBStats/status/1128524461605629952

If they were cucks, they'd be supporting Zobrist's wife for cheating on him. Everyone's been overwhelming backing Ben.
Know the definitions to your degeneracy.

Cucksb

Twisn don't do that to me
My poor heart can't stand that kind of suspense

Tloses

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wow jints are fucking awful

*changes name to Awful*

>giolito and moncada are all stars
>the cusb are disappointing and on pace to miss the playoffs

kek

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was zobrist cucked?

>Another day of the Pirates proving how amazing the Chris Archer trade was

On the same day that Julianna Zobrist filed for divorce, Ben Zobrist filed for legal separation in Williamson, Tennessee, where the couple owns a house, according to the Tennessean.

That newspaper reported that a “three-page filing says his wife ‘has been guilty of inappropriate marital conduct which render further cohabitation impossible.’”

That filing says Ben Zobrist “hopes the parties will enter into a marital dissolution agreement and permanent parenting plan, or for a judge to enter an order of legal separation and have the two live separately, ‘unless they can reconcile.’”

In addition to Blaise, the couple has a son, Zion, and another daughter, Kruse.

>Marry a woman who looks like a man
>She goes and cheats on you

Don't trust a bitch who gonna name your kids Blaise, Kruse and Zion Zobrist

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They destroyed their future in one single move.

How do you have a successful career in the majors being a soft tosser? Why can't hard throwers seem to paint the strike zone as well as them?

I just call them the gnats.
And it's funny because they were beaten by bees earlier this season.

Cubs @ Reds

Ben Cuckbrist

astros desu

Because baseball is perfectly balanced and handcrafted by the gods

oh I beat ya
then I put my meat in ya
put a pound on the ball
then I put a bound on ya
make ya feel bad
just rounded the bases like a mad lad

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Cuck Cuckbrist

Harper is gonna be so sick of Philly within the next two years and beg for a trade

>.219 BA
>0.3 WAR

Eh, just barely good enough today to beat another bad team.

>doggos @ royals

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at least you guys hitting isnt as bad as the marlins

>jeter

its all the commissioners fault

not even last years oreos were as bad as this at this point

Hi
I'm watching too... I love baseball

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>C U S B

>U

>S

>B

the funny thing is that all the marlins scouts thought they will be way better. I have no faith for this team

>stereotypical white boi
fuck off nigger.

Scuba dooba doo
Where are you
Your bullpen blew the game

Come on scuba doo
Where are you?
Poo Darshit is so lame

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Is Charlie Culberson possessed by the spirit of pinch hitting?

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Fuck off asshole

fucking dumb idiot

I love you

Someone flip this guy the bird

>330 million

Braves got a runner

BUT MUH OBP

>BRAVES WIN

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hey I made a chili... it's got quite the "kick" to it. the flavor is "infectious." I think you'll enjoy

hey you'll enjoy this soup I made. You'll see it has quite the "punch" to it.

thank god the astros didn't get someone like harper or machado to waste a spot on a roster

Code talkies to the genny

Soroka for Cy Young

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Padres @ Dodgers

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Hey make another post. See what happens. You'll see that I could be quite the "persuasive" person. I have the enthusiastic "influence" you see. Most people can't "run away" from my "arguments." I really "want" you to make another post

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCUBA KEK

>cusb

Let's get to the "crux" of the post here. I'm going to get "down and dirty" with this. I am going to really bring out facts to "hurt" your "argument"

OH NO NO NO CUSSSSSSSSSSSSB HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

SUCCUBUS KEK SUCCUBUS

>cubes

What a unit.

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How long is Yordan Alvarez's penis?

Jesus christ ya degenerate

Let's go Cubs

Blessed roylies are getting a little beat up by the dllas

Any heimie updates?

He's still in the minors

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Lol. Cool fucked eye homo

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The Marlins get shut out again. Rays win 1-0. Miami has lost 7 straight. They haven’t scored a run since Saturday. They’ve scored 6 runs in the last 7 days. Two MLB teams scored 6 runs in an inning today. I’m a positive person at heart. But, man.

relocate them

but you will still have shitty jeter and co as owner

Send them to Canada asap

ouch

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Jeter is shitbag and he will run them into the ground. All they've done is lose the few fans they had since he's taken over.

>Red Sux going life and death with the Rockies again
World series hangover huh

>

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>twitter.com/DanWeiner/status/1128818473239482368

MUH SIDES

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>red cucks can barely beat the rox
>think they deserve the division

almost have to trade Ender Inciarte now, hate to see him go since he was one of the first real bright spots in the rebuild but you have to keep Rilely's bat in the lineup now, and we have even more high ceiling outfielders coming in the pipeline

also Soroka and Fried are making Folty and Newcombe from last year just look like amateur hour

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>They haven’t scored a run since Saturday
Urg

Ack

The Dodgers are going to run a train on the dad's again tonight.

>Mariners are 2nd in AL West despite rebuilding.

>Analslime
>Jokeland A'ss
>rags

weren't they first?

>hurr durr relocate durr hurr

Its Jeter's fault you dumb brainlets

>rebuilding
Didn't Mariners fans claim they were winning it all this season?

Yes but no one expects anything this season. It's funny we're above the other teams not named the Astros.

Kiwibro?

>not even .500

Sup Ameribro

Wish there was a game on today

kek

Hey!!!!!!! Good to see ya! Same here. Tomorrow should be a wild ride. What are you thoughts?

Hoping to see Nelly play, is he fit? I heard he got hurt recently.

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new bread?

LeBlanc should be back within the next few days, hopefully he helps our pitchers. Will I see you on the thread tomorrow?

I should be around, Swanson probably gonna get torched by the Twins though. Hopefully we can outscore them.

Agreed, although for a pitcher as green as he is, he's done well. I look forward to seeing you there man

That was pleasant!

oh shit a win...
WP, Roylies

youtube.com/watch?v=GnD6a3IX9As

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no thread eh, come on autistic babytalkers make a new one, better yet houspie get on it

...

Bull pen is still atrocious

yeah and Inciarte is a pretty attractive trade chip, even with his slump he's still a multi GG centerfielder under control for 2 more years

also after June 2nd there's not much excuse left for not going after Kimbrel