/iihf/

BOOOOOOOOOO CANADA 5-4

Well that settles it, you're going to lose.

the refpuck took our will

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ya seething

you shouldnt bet on getting a gf if you win

if you want your country to win, you must bet that you get a gf if you lose!

SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK SVK

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kek

Fuck these syrup eating leafs

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5lovakso 5lovakso aja aja aj 5lovakso

kek

KEK

>slovak goaltending

Dobré myšlienky, snažte sa viac cieľov ako lieta!!!

I wouldn't mind Norway doing the best comback in history if it means Slovakia wins against Canada.

It is over

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Rantanen's contract is ending

reminder that the score is actually 5-5

oh yea you're right, that sucks

syrup is delicious

I fucking hate it. I know by neighbors sounds how it ends like 40s ahead

the game isn't over yet, go Slovakia
youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

všetko stratené, rozlúčka s krutým svetom ;_;

>ole's on the ice

>another 20 mins of this hokei-match

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this but unironically

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It tastes like sugar though.

Why is it that there is never a single fucking time when the refs are with us?

what's up with slavs and not being able to accpet a loss? I have yet to see a slav who doesnt yell "m-muh refpuck" as soon as they fuck up

because the whole world hates us and everyone is against us

lol

Please just lose like a retard but not like this
youtube.com/watch?v=GFt9B35p0EQ
I can't take it if we lose like this again to fucking canadians

what the hell? I thought match was over but now I realised it was 2nd period.
Im not going to make it to work tomorrow

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fucking youtube jews. before you could drop the proxy after starting a stream but now you have to have it on or the stream stops

Unironically this

Cope harder, Pekka Paskalainen

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that's why you put it on snow and then roll it up

based

>checking score
>sweden leads 8-0
what the fuck i knew norway was kinda bad but not this bad

youtube.com/watch?v=5EiZplKOpQ8
0:26

Was this a daily reminder?

neekeri

Perfect tits.

International hockey > City-based Teams

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more like a daily delusion

some madnmen must be restreaming on twitch

Norway fucked up with the early goal. Weaker nations need to keep it 0-0 for 5 minutes or so to build the goalies confidence.

International hockey = Soul
NHL = Soulless

based finns as always

>European Hockey Leagues: soul
>International Hockey: soul
>NHL: soulless

twitch.tv/marshimallow00

youtube.com/watch?v=sJQqLsDxajo

>ayylias skelettersson
Why hasnt he scored yet?
B U S T
U
S
T

Only 3 more goals for new high score!

german commentators are ruthless
>another exciting game happening in bratislava, sweden leading 8-0 against norway

>cant handle a bit of banter
absolute state of the refs and truls-ole

youtube.com/watch?v=1-D2_7pNJfY

>big ice with no physicality
>soul

Jozin and Bazinpilled

I still miss him

>Moving a team to another city on a whim for sheckels.
>Soul.

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>MUH PHYSICALITY
this is what technique-lets and speedlets say

>euro hockey arena
soul
>burger arena
souless

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>YEAH KILL'EM

>vegas players still crying to the refs
what a fucking disgusting team

based

We are the winners
We are the best
Norway are the losers
Losers are the sämst

yeah in international games the players are actually from the countries they are playing for, unlike in city-based games, where they are just bought pawns.

CAM AHN SLOWKIAA
SCOAR SAM FAAAKN GOOOLS

>KANADA :D

>touch canadian
>he starts to bleed

dj is an absolute madman (female)

WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF PLAYING MUSIC IN THE ARENA? I'M GETTING REALLY FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME FUCKING TRACK OVER AND OVER

>real hockey arena
soul

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based and yellowfilled

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SKAPBABDOPIBABBIOBBBI DOBIDOBOP
I'M A SCATMAN (german national)
SKIBBY DIBBY DIP YO DUDUDUT

Stop bullying Norway

LOVE HURTS

>plastic multi function arena
soulless

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CAM ON SWEDEN SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

That coke bloat is no joke.

Very aesthetic arena.

Shame about the jerseys though. I think given the choice I would choose nice clean uniforms over a nice looking venue

hit ctlr+alt+del on the right one

>conceding this early and settling for a thai wife

does she know what is icing?

MAN DOWN

holy fug imagine the swedish-mongolian threesome thats gonna happen tonight

Does Rickard Grönborg have the easiest job in the world?

When will thailand be considered a nordic country

Is this how finns were created?
>mamma kines
>pappa svennebanan
>stackars lilla parn

well it's b*rlin to have an actual soul arena was already a win considering how shit that city is. I was a Hamburg fan and went to both Berlin venues. The Wellblechpalast was much more atmospheric than the Mercedes Benz Arena

smack-talk in the box kek

based dive

Aaaand that’s how Binland is Born, air?

>slovak instigates
>dives

that's a finn

Original finns came from peking so the opposite, scandinavian hunter gatherers were bred.

ehem

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GOOOOOOOOOL

That's not very nice

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

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*inhales*

KA-MON, Slobakia!!!

You can do it Slovakbois!!

yes yes

SWEDEN BTFO

>conceding to norway

It's ogre

>has a large minority of wealthy and well educated "finns" who only speak swedish
mongolcope at its finest

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It's fucking over.

EEEEMIIIIIIIIL

>it was 2-0
>it was 4-2
WTF slovakia

>pettersson
>hägg
>markström

>Norway winning the 3rd period

fucking put it in the net tata

yikes

Norway is the only team to score on both Sweden and Russia.

Actually letting Norway score.

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5:5 the dream is alive frens

SLOVENSKOOOOOO HEJA SLOVENSKOOO LETS GOO

EAT SHIT FUCKERS

SLOVENSKARRRRR
>SLOVENSKARRRRR
SLOVENSKARRRRR
>SLOVENSKARRRRR
SLOVENSKARRRRR
>SLOVENSKARRRRR
SLOVENSKARRRRR
>SLOVENSKARRRRR
SLOVENSKARRRRR
>SLOVENSKARRRRR
SLOVENSKARRRRR
>SLOVENSKARRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

thank you jebus

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

MESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

NO REFPUCK TO SAFE LEAFS THIS TIME

RAKED

JĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀ

BASED SLOVAKS

Fuck yeah slovaks.

SLOVENSKOOOOOO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>systematic oppression of cultural minority

the good guys win

TSUUUU

oh yeah murray is overrated shit how could we forget

OH YES SLOVAKIA

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SLÅ EN SKOOOOOOOO
SLÅ EN SKOOOOOOO

HEJA HEJA HEJA SLÅ EN SKO

Holy shit how this tournament have such good attendance figures? We didn't have nearly as good figures when we were hosting. Fucking Stockholmers.

We are all Slovenski!

GO SLOVAKIA!!

weren't the tickets too expensive?

we love hockey.

le hockey nation

Heja Slovakien

that's because Sweden isnt a hockey natioin

Thanks

did you jew out on the tickets, i know that we did.

This match is a fucking bloodbath. Go SVK.

You are all top frens here

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what the fuck is up with these viagra ads all of a sudden

im unironically a cuck i can lend you mine

>help me sid!!

>commercial breaks in slovak TV

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Let’s carry on!

We Love you, Slobakia-chan

This is one the best pics to depict Finnish culture desu senpai

well compared to norway maybe

based and cuckpilled

I don't see anything wrong here

powerbreaks

BASED

>americans wil not even deny this

Ticket prices were way inflated, and Stockholm isn't a hockey city anyway. Come to think of it, I don't even think we have any. Our best players have generally come from the sticks and small rural towns.

based slovaki

>phil kessel during off season

refpuck!!!!!!!!!!!

Tre kronor matches where packed. Rest of the games are not because people dont give a shit about non swedish teams

its after 22:00

What a great match

lol at least you can laugh about yourselves, good show!

what is the crowd chanting?

is she fat

CAM ON SLOVAKS,
SCAR SAM GOOLS!

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>Rest of the games are not because people dont give a shit about non swedish teams
Well that is my point. Slovaks seem to be interested even in games where they don't play.

FUCK THE LEAFS

are literally all czechs limp dicked? I guess I should really at least try to get laid here

rip norja

What da fug Canada get your shit together.

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if singles canada wings

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"we want goal" and "we are home here"

TERAZ TO PRIDE

presilovka v piči boha

nah she’s unironically an 8, slim and tall, it’s just that im a cuck

grim

Trudeau is a faggot

bojovat chlapci - fight guys
teraz to pride - now it is coming
my chceme gol - we want a goal

Digits and kanada wins by refpuck

Based Czechia

>its after 22:00

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wow czechs.

2015 was a great wc
youtube.com/watch?v=vfINbyHNLn4

linesman ded

our last gold medal was in Slovakia 2011..
is it our time again?

oh wow. does she know?

Best mascots

oddly similar to finland - usa game

hope the good guys win this time

Will you lads watch Eurovision?

just trolling lol. i’ve got a well hung slavic dick, makes my gf cum every time

fuck no

Nah, she just cheats on him anyway.

gord miller is the best pbp of all time

I support the complete boycott of anything that Pissrael produces

I feel like the top 8 teams are a lot tighter this year compared to previous ones

when does it start

nope, we are sending Sandstorm guy in with some hipityhop crap

wrong, it's lasse granqvist

t. triggered palestinian

>replay
wait, wasn't that a crosscheck?

>TERAZ TO PRÍDE

TERAZ TO PRÍDE

cringe and bluepilled

REFPUCK

FUG

oh no a penalty

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and its over, good game lads

Slovak frens stay strong against refpuck!

Here comes the refpuck

oh stfu

and it is over

good call, bad penalty

t. good goy

OH NO NO IT'S HAPPENING

poďme chlapci, poďme do toho!!!

hell no

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Why ?

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>shorks

>tel aviv
>EUROvision
how cute, israel wants to be european

PUT PANIK IN

>looks it up
>it's actually true

Now I have to browse the thred tomorrow for the memes.

agreed

Cringe and refpilled

fucking terrorist supporter

kys

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>penulty
slovakia is now DED

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Let's go Slovakia!

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it feels kind of like the c-tier teams like >us, switzerland, latvia, and france are very slowly getting a little better

>pp with 1 min to go
i imagine this must be pretty stressful to watch for slovaks

BTFO

lol

kek

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

SLOVENSNOOOOOOO

jesus christ

WHEN THE BAD GUYS WIN

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK NOOOOOO!!!

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :D

most retarded game ever, im done

Well fuck me

KAKSI SEKUNTIA

Post refpucks
youtu.be/MjDMtvyhFwE

Oh NO NO NO NO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

OH NO NO NO NO

OUCH

I WISH CANCER UPON THE C*NADIANS

FUCK THIS SHIT!

oof
that hurts
but I laughed anyway

WOW WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>0:01

TRUDEAU WINS AGAIN

well, that was grim

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

VITUN NEEKERIT SAATANA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Good match today, sadly canada won but was fun

See you soon

youtube.com/watch?v=utZZpP73eZg

rather lose 1-8 than 5-6 2secs from FT tbqhfampaichibans

>mark stone
>27 yo
lmao wtf

Are you fucking kidding me

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>THE CITY OF SLOVAKIA

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CMON SLOVAKIA, SAY THE LINE

>losevakia
Truly the finland of central europe

1 second. Can't make this shit up.

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LMAO

LMAO
M
A
O

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Where did all the slovaks go?

CELL KEY
E
L
L

K
E
Y

Feels so bad for slovak frens

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JUST

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SAVE ME MARK

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piči boha kokoti vyjebaní skurvení, Krista boha Mária

obsessed?

fucking hell

>slovaks
>throwing shit on the ice
SAD
A
D

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classic refpuck

SEETHING

Slovak Chimp-Out imminent!

Cross checking earlier
Goal should be called back

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>throwing garbage on ice

slovasko slovasko mark stone just btfo slovakso

>this amount of refpuck

Yup. It's a Canada game.

This desu

>littering up the place
we deserve everything

I CAME SOOO FAAAAR!

>refpuck'd 2 times in row
Truly ebin

Welp. I wouldn't want to be a Canadian anywhere near Kosice today.

>celly right in front of their bench
Savage

And slovakia loses again

>throwing stuff on the ice and opposing team bench
wew lads

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this can only happen to slovakia fuug

Imagine being Canadian and having to rely on refpuck and a goal with 3 sec left to win against Slovakia and then having nobody like them.

we'd rather lose then tie with those cunts

FACEOFF - GOAL
MAKE IT SO.

all the /badguys/ won today
fuck this gay shit

Do you think they let the people who pick up the coins keep them?

>3/3
>SLOVAK PENALTY KILLING

And finl.... slovakia loses again :(

Don't forget that Bratislava is only 1h away from Vienna so lots of people will simply take the train over to watch a hockey game.
Also Vienna - Kosice has 2 direct flights per day operated by a budget carrier so getting around is pretty cheap and easy.

>that cute smiling
she likes getting cucked by a canuck

Someone post that teary eyed boy

ok when the fuck was the last time someone shot a winning goal at the last second what the actual fuck

don't worry slovak bros, you can always take your anger out on canadian hockey tourists :DD

>canada wins by playing like pigs
i hate this episode

I will remain a virgin ahahah

hey fuck you

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END... ;_;

lmao
>turris
>stone
>chabot

poor snes

cmon it is not fair to expect us to lose to Norway

>in the end slovaks got the same result as norgay
lel

disappeared faster than latvians yesterday

that's probably their salary

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>inciting violence because of some shitty game

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=nkUOACGtGfA

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All that booing

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>2 threads about canada playing dirty
>slovaks crowd sore losers and throw stuff on ice and bench

yeah, we're the bad guys here

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retardi pískají do hymny... hornouherský odpad

hahahaha oh boy here comes the national anthem of CANADA

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>booing during the anthem
classic sl*vakia

I was sad but after that booing I am glad we lost desu

OH CANADA

>Still whistling during the anthem
Pathetic

there will be pity fucks.

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LMAO

>booing during a national anthem
you lost me there

who said anything about violence

what a fantastic game though, sad to see the Slovakian heartbreak but gg to Canada double comeback

yea they aren't looking very sympathetic right now

classic slavic mentality

Pretty much this

AYAAYAYAYHAHAHAHA COMMIES GETTING FUCKED HAHAHAHA

Knowing my fellow Slovaks, I pity any Canadian that doesn't get to their hotel asap

all that booing just makes me feel less sorry for slovakia, cmon take a loss it was a good game.

Crowd is on maximum seething

na finbros sa nepiskalo, leaf si to zasluzi

LMAO the asshurt

t-t-thanks.

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lmfao probably can't leave their hotel for the rest of the tourney.

what happened

Evil rankings update:
1. Canada
2. Russia
3. USA
4. Switzerland
POWER GAP
5. Czechia
6. Austria
7. Germany
8. France
9. Latvia
10. Denmark
11. Norway
12. Slovakia
13. Italy
14. Great Britain
15. Sweden

Comedy rankings:
1. Finland

>implying this wouldnt happen with pepiks too under similar circumstances

>not booing when you loose
wow other flags really proving that soi is part of europe now isn't it

No one blames the goalie for letting the puck in like you have 2 seconds to get a point

why slavs cant accept a loss? They seethe all the time and look for excuses like "m-muh refpuck" all the time. Is this why their countries are 3rd world shitholes?

based and truthpilled

obsessed.

si kokot co uz
iste volis aj kotlebu

slovaks are fucking villagers lol

......and binlan loses again!

>1337

Accurate ranking, desu

I'd boo those canucks too
We have a history of getting refpuckd against them. I've no respect

>hate us because you aint us

slovakia got mapled in the most painful way

I'm a sl*vak so I can criticize.

>loses
it says right there we're #1

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>refpuck
kek slovaks had like 7 powerplays, canada had 3. maybe if slovak pk wasn't so poo

why are we evil?

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You better stop that, kötbullarboy

wtf, I love skoda cup now

zalez PSku do riti

>cut my life into pieces

To be completely fair, no one, not a single person booed during the Finnish anthem despite clearly losing in the end and getting styled on by Kakka.
For a very good reason.

>Sweden
>not top 5 evil

Otherwise breddy accurate

He's coming for you

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sore losers desu

haha presne
kokot
davaj si pozor ide elektricka, na straz!

>booing the anthem
wtf I love that we lost now. I legit hate my country and for those hot two hours that wasn't the case but now we back.

every single time.
simply some 100 or so idiots out of 6000 got tickets what can you do?

This is actually very accurate. Pretty much all teams have players that repeatedly dive in order to get advantages, except our players.

wait a minute

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>germany
>not evil
Hans-Jörg...

youtube.com/watch?v=DKqfedkp_tM

when we face, you will lose and your arse will be sore

I bet booers dont even watch hockey beside IIHF. Typical.

heheheeee, kotlebohovno vyfuknute von do pice

>accept the loss slavcucks!

fuck you, they had a legit goal denied and then had a fucking penalty with a minute left because why would Canada not be given every single chance in the universe to win despite playing like shit. Oh that's right because they're Canada and Canada is actually rigged to always get favorable results.

that's it for me

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To sa ti nehnusi nacionalisticky patrioticky hokej?

that's a big part of it, mostly the reason people think we are evil, but you also have the extra flavour of diving.

when slovakia lose they whistle a little

when canada lose they are just assholes

youtube.com/watch?v=viKrhfXQOmY

Zemiaky budu vyzbierane

this

>caring about non iihf hockey
Shiggy diggy doo

I bet^^

2019 Objective Evil rankings:
1. Sweden
2. Canada
3. Russia
4. USA
POWER GAP
5. Switzerland
6. Germany
7. Slovakia
8. France
9. Denmark
GOOD GUYS
10. Czechia
11. Norway
12. Finland
13. Latvia
14. Austria
15. Great Britain
16. Italy

t. mohammed

dobrú noc hokkej frens

Our Liiga players will CRUSH your NHL billionaire tryhards

You know what you did.

Slovakia is the most accurate replica of Finland out there
>never win
>afterthought in history
>big brother (czech) is prettier, relevant and more successful
>lose in hockey
>significant mongol influence

easyland pls

>mongol influence
You lost me there

>usa
>evil
wtf how we barely ever medal

based and redpilled

stop redpilling

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Choďte srat v /pol/, aj Nackovia, aj Tumblristi

good night finn fren

>tomas TATAR

>live in Vancouver
>wake up at 2pm
>want to walk down to the booze-store to cash in the unemployment-support-check
>hear that you've won against SLOVENSKO in a clutch hokkei-match
Imagine the joy.

that's just the power rankings easyland

cope

Den glider in if you know what I mean :)
Our liiga twinks are ready

Booing was the least they could do. I expected explosives. Step it up, Slovakia.

it's not about winning, it's about having heart and soul

>>lose in hockey
that doesnt describe finland
that describes sweden

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>swedish powerfantasies

You live in the past boi. Can Sweden do this anno domini 2019?

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We have German names, Czech names as well as Hungarian names. Means fuck all

>drunk idiots acting like drunk idiots

more at 12 o clock news.

After many years I actually believed we can get a good result. I am so fucking disappointed.
If I am so disappointed I can't even think about what is happening in our locker room right now.

Why do latvians hate us so much?

make sense

buttfucking

Shut the fuck up

what do crows say?
>Canada
>Always
>Wins
caw caw bitches

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those idiots cant even cheer properly. as i said occasional fans+beer. cheering only when you score is soulless, team needs support in tought spots.

good job bullying one and two halves of a country in one post
actually pretty impressive

culture of kill and empire big heda

Thanks for the advice, Swen Götenberg.
I’m trying my best

switch switzerland with latvia

Calling them Easyland gets under their skin.

Answer the question.

You're welcome, whatever you guys are called.

Good hockey desu

to everyone saying we can't lose and chimping out
these fags booing and throwing things are peasants from Kosice, the biggest faggot base in slovakia

I don't know desu

Uncalled engaging to shitflinging is quintessentially Swedish. I'm sure he has a good reason you fucking obnoxious CUNT

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Slovakia isn't going to recover mentally from this loss and will fizzle out of the tournament in short order.

like your canadian teams in the nhl?

I didn't see the anthem or booing, anywhere to watch it?

I wish Hakanpää was cumming inside of me

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Why are canadians and swedes such bullies?

...

You know I'm right, try not be such sore losers when the wheels come off.

Wasn't Pekka crowned the sexiest player in NHL?

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The "Canadian team" meme is a good one when you consider how stacked Stanley Cup-winning rosters are with Canadian players.

it's just a meme c tier tourney there's no need to be upset

where is slovenia?

yeah it's not like it's the bettman cup or anything

>canada barely beating a bunch of " all American rejects"
>talking about mental breakdown
Lmao tavares nation

Stop bullying smaller countries then, leaf.

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Yet still no canadian team has won the stanley cup since hockey became relevant in 1994

This Canadian team isn't winning shit either. Until we start using top tier players again, we're going to be destined for bronze at best.

don't worry it's just shitposting
we did this once
youtube.com/watch?v=D8MZwMzs9rA
iihf on youtube, but need a vpn

Good guys
Canada
USA
Sweden
Germany
Finland
Denmark
Norway
England

Nah but he won Vezina trophy

youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-O4xHggDQ

>when canada lose they are just assholes
they're always assholes

If we don't win this tournament it will be seriously embarrassing considering how stacked our team is with our best players. The only ones we are missing is Forsberg, Bäckström, Dahlin and Karlsson. We have no excuse not to win this, especially since the other teams are fielding their C teams except for Russia who are maybe fielding a B-team.

how do you know?
what if they are Hungarians from South and want to false flag us?!

you switched from seethe to cope really fast

Not sure but Jani is sexier

>stacked
aside from pettersson and nylander, literally who else?

all of a sudden im feeling nervous

>Implying peasants could ever afford the tickets
Those who were booing were probably some spoiled cunts from bratislava, throwing tantrum like every time when something doesn't go their way

and it's on big ice so canada and usa don't play well

this is a good point and reason why i love fanbases of teams barely qualifying instead of eternal gloryhunters

I do neither, it's that smug tavaresposter that spammi shit here

>stacked
no

>i dont mind lose that much, we played really good
>or booing from rednecks, they are retards who smash football stadiums other time of year

But I hate hockey turned into politics yet again. We had like 2 days without it but now its to same ol' nazis and alt right shit flinging from people.

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Literally who are we missing apart from the ones I mentioned?

It will be glorious when our pizzaface twinks, C-tier Liiga players and 8th best scorer in Swiss league win your tryhard squad

We will actually beat all the bullies for you slovensko

mojevideo.sk/video/34b4/madari_pocas_hymny_piskali.html

heavy thinkin.

>or booing from rednecks
Personally I like booing and that sort of stuff. Shows they are passionate and care. If I read that some dopey canadian fan got beaten up on his way home I'd be delighted.

Now imagine that timeline

Average bevved local lad would probably have no qualms bashing some canucks.
Stay safe canucks.

>jinxing this hard

Eagerly waiting for that 1st round exit now lads

I can appreciate this no-bullshit posting style

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rude, dont talk shit about our league

is that why you import niggers so much

hedman, arvidsson, backlund, nyquist, rakell, silfverberg, lindholm, zibanejad, hagelin, johansson, klefbom, william karlsson etc

We may have lost but man this picture is funny as fuck

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For me, is beating sweden nothing else matters

Well I mean it isn't bad but we're comparing it to NHL

the image of a goblin on skates is pretty funny

t. Conny Boomersson

So I have someone to bash? They are wimps. 1v1 they run like giraffes on their skinny legs.

Swedish team experience
NHL: 7 765 GP
WC: 384 GP
OG: 46 GP
SHL: 2 301 GP
Allsvenskan: 663 GP
Liiga: 20 GP
KHL: 424 GP
AHL: 1 678 GP

Finnish team experience:
NHL: 122 GP
WC: 185 GP
OG: 24 GP
SHL: 494 GP
Liiga: 5 968 GP
KHL: 820 GP
AHL: 824 GP

And yet you still have way more experienced team compared to Finland for example

youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA

yeah it's tiresome

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>being 56% of a Finnish chadlethe

Based

you just jinxed it

all good players are from the NHL though, every team has equal opportunity to fit strategy to rink size

>But I hate hockey turned into politics yet again
explain

imagine all the raping kane could do if he was as tall as anttila

your guys grow up playing on ice like that
ours only play on it when in europe, so hlinka, this and maybe wjc
it puts canada and usa at a disadvantage
wouldn't be mad about it if every single skoda wasn't in europe

it immediately got coopted as
>see this is how right wing act!!! nazis! they are all voters of conservative parties!

but it's true

also this

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Truly a clown world

both sides chimp out frequently

I am reading there was whistling at Rus-Cze too?

dios mio...

Uz sa tesim na den, ked tu nebudu vladnut skurvene lavicove picoviny, ktore volia profitujuce rodinky, babky, zebraci a jebovci s 30IQ za pasom. Ked tu budu normalne pravicove strany, ktore podporuju podnikanie a volny trh. Hoci nech su to aj christcuck krestania, ale do pice, hlavne nech uz tu zacne pravica

ach chlapce, to si este pockas. Nastupuje nova lavica za vyraznej podpory mladych.

Well, tak mozno ked sa sem vratim na dochodok (press X to doubt).
Silne dufam, ze strany ako PS a ta nova Kiskova sranda nebudu mat viac ako SaSka

Prieskumy uz su presne takze bohuzial.

Prieskumy su prieskumy.

Na sl*vensku je prilis vela mozgonechajov na to, aby tam vladol niekto normalny ako saska. Dalsie volby budu zase uplny prepadak a normalna vlada nebude.

Pri prezidentke im to vyslo na desatiny.
bude mega koalicia co sa bude hadat kazdy den
>krestania a progresivci
hah

yes, I concur

Shit, no pozrel som si tie prieskumy a mas pravdu, je to vacsia bieda nez som cakal... Co sa da ale skoro so 100% pravdepodobnostou povedat, je ze tieto volby nastupi nova liberalnejsia lavica. Casy /pol/u mam uz sice za sebou, ale z lib left je mi stale na grcanie. Neviem si predstavit, ze to tu moze niekto viac rozkradnut, ako posledne trio Meciara, Dzurindu a Fica, cize dufam ze aj napriek lavicovej politike sa to zlepsi

dzurinda je cigán
cigán škaredý cigán

sorosova markiza

Wtf was happened during the match Canada - Slovak ????? Slovak is so hard??? Or fucking leafs suck

I watched the SWE-NOR game with normies last night and as a whole it was a pretty obnoxious experience

I'll be cheering for Italy today against Latvia. Go Italy!

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