/cric/

Get that rapist out of here

the h*cking based worldcup on in less than 3 weeks lads

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>6 players who are currently in the team
ah yes

>the only time in history England haven't been dogshit at ODIs

Why no Eoin Morgan? Racism I suspect

Got enough hitters, went with the nurdler Collingwood to also get the low econ dibbly dobblers.

I literally remember nothing detailed about cricket. Used to be into it as a kid but then I grew up. Watched the Pakistan highlights and realised we're still missing quality fucking bowlers.

hello r/cric

non /cric/ guy here
What can I expect from the upcoming cricket world cup? What teams and players are going to be GOAT and who is going to be shit?

Probable winners: aus, india, england

Darkhorses: pakistan, nz, windies

Mentally cooked: south africa

Minnow: afghans, sri lanka, bangas

England are 1st in ODI; 2nd in T20I and 4th in Test. So they're gonna be shit. The rest are all pretty good. Dark horses are Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Bangladesh and West Indies. Whilst Australia, New Zealand, Pakistan, India and South Africa are the big boys. Personally I think India or Australia will win it.

I wouldn't say Pakistan, NZ and Windies are the 'dark horses'. Windies are, yeah, but not the other two. They have the quality to win.

For the conditions no. Pakistan won't be great in English conditions. NZ doesn't quite have the big hitters to get high totals unless munpoo stops being shit. We've been exposed without memecullum slogs.

I'll be honest mate, I've not followed cricket for a long time but based on the shit I've recently covered over, I don't think NZ is as bad as you think it is. England has no quality wicket takers and relies on superb batting. Pakistan nearly did them one two days ago. Australia has Finch but a lot of their lads have been gash recently (Starc and Richardson). That leaves basically India as the only top quality side since they got Bumrah and Kohli. That makes them the most likely winners but NZ and Australia could still snatch it away on a good day/bad day. Of course I'd like it to come home, but sadly it won't. >England >Winning Any World Cup, especially Cricket

Can you guys redpill me on lentils? Why do Indians love them so much? And why are they nearly twice the price per pound as dried beans?

fucking hell lads,cant believe the first 3 IPLs were this RADICAL for the young indian boys and their television. Getting yuge indian titties on display , Paul Big Wood had a stiffy that night probably

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going dressed as the naztion of new zealand for halloween this year

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Because lentils are incredibly poor in terms of crop per km2. You need fuck loads more space and water to produce X kg of lentils than you do for meat or whatever. Indians love them because it's a nation of over a billion and 50% of them are hardcore vegetarians due to religious reasons.

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bowel in a state again

>wi
>dark horses

bit racist mate

keep us posted

Where can i find girls like this

the ol sphincter is a bit itchy lads

Well that reporter is literally from your country. So probably try going outside, and getting good job with a MNC where the girls don't wear sarris that much.

I got to feel bad for you, bollywood is trying to make Indian girls less conservative and wearing revealing tanks and jeans. Its good thing in the west since but in India the girls get creeped out by the stares from guys everywhere. Also indian girls are cardio bunnies instead of resistance people so you're stuck with shitty bodies everywhere. It's like purgatory there

Rather a lot to dissect in that bizarre post lads.

brehs

honestly this could easily be daniel

been a month and a half of turmoil in there
changed my diet to include a lot of fibre and probiotics
settled it down slightly but I am still deprived of the pleasure of a high quality poo

Who is Daniel

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think the daniel narrative shifting to inceldom really was an inevitable progression

Chew your food more

2 decent sized cloves of raw garlic diced and swallowed whole every day simple as

fuar

made a thread in /pol/ lads

Reported to the ASIO.

oi straffo ya here m8?

oi alchy ya here m8?

oi ivan ya here m8?

oi ankush ya here m8?

oi Richo ya here m8?

oi rc ya here m8?

oi goosey ya here m8?

just ate a banitsa

oi south african maid bro ya here m8?

>Deccan chargers cheerleaders from 2008
>also we could see their panties with those very short skirt

yes mate

at the Claremont Quarterr lads

very grim the golden triangle

fuck I hate rich people

only nonces go to the cinema to watch avengers
the kiwis nonces have have openly been multiple times each and this is because it’s a prime opportrinity to be sourrounded by loads of kids in the dark

My all time England ODI XI

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Game of Nonces

Who will claim the Banitsa throne?

>no Ronnie Irani

you are the elder god of nonces m8

so true

I also would take Swann over ratshit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkipHxevR0

>noncey b's aussie bf coming to defend him
hows the finasteride going m8

why does KP have shark eyes here

>big bad bully kiwi

that narrative would work better if you didnt come across as an unfunny fuckwit

Calm down lad its just /cric/

is it just me or is game of thrones getting more and more epic with each episode

so true

epic is aussie slang for shite?

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note lads: wda replaced anderson with jofra archer but he wasnt an option in the bbc game obvi.

have sex

bend over

has the great man weighed in on GOT yet?

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oi lads, have to move to perth.

what suburbs do i have to avoid living in?

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I had a sex dream last night so twchnically I have

where are you looking?

north of the cbd.

All the Perth ones

Eagles territory and a bit shit
hate the northies

don't know too much about that area, other than Morley, Dianella and the like being grim
Bayswater is more mixed and doesn't seem as bad

looking at renting at first until we have more of an idea. what about middle swan, midland, caversham area?

Midland is methed up

I think there's new developments around there that aren't bad, my mate's sister is up around Caversham and likes it.

its frustrating how useless google is at this shit.

I think south around Joondalup is getting lots of attention to, Piarra Waters and shit

unironically check meth usage stats, good indicator of how much of a shithole a place is

meant Jandakot not Joondalup

if you're looking for decent enough areas closer to the city, I'd personally look at Myaree, Hamilton Hill, Coogee and the northern bits of Kardinya and Leeming. Willetton is alright too.

I'm one minute in and it's gonna be my man's last episode isn't it? #GameofThrones

i want to so badly

Australian women turned me gay

It was probably the dutasteride that turned you impotent

You nonce

dumb seething kiwi nonce

anglo women in general are just disgusting, hate them
need a continental gf so badly, but not a wog

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Sebbo knows more about cricket than noncey b

this is so true

based aggers

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you know more about noncery than sebbo , or anyone else here for that matter

disgusting

Why does that dopey cunt keep talking about nonces. Really tiresome

get a fucking room

new zealanders are so fucking autistic

Australians are the scourge of this website. The best known Australian in /cric/s main gimmick is spamming trannies. Now what may I ask is your problem with intelligent, large penis owning kiwis?

the seething kiwi nonce cinema masturbator crew

>Gaz gobsmacks a guy high with his elbow, causing them physical harm
>$2000 fine
>Rampe says an umpire's inaudible voice sounds like a little girl's
>$10000 fine

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none, they're all beauts m8

Think zachy is going off the deep end

>hurr nonce
>hurr banista
>durr finasteride
Fucks sake lads, get some new material. Another very grim thread.

kiwi nonces tend to stay in the shallow end

t. Nonce

Very grim and very unfunny stuff.

Suck on my banitsa.

so true

*in his best kiwi accent*

Hullo deckhids

cant wait for us to lose so all the kiwis leave lads

Dont be so negative mate

tipping Bangladesh will knock out New Zealand

Unironically put 20 on Bangladesh to reach the final at 45-1

What kiwis. It's essentially just you, you fucking loser.

tipping I will knock you out

shut up kiwi nonce

beautiful day for it

when is the /cric/ net session happening

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not really sure myself, anyone got any good ideas

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Rathna seems like a good lad

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why does he look indian?

wisden
robelinda2

reckon wecoachcricket is a pretty decent cricket channel overall

he literally knows everything about Sri Lankan cricket. Unironically I mean and not a total casual retard like rajibul

easy easy

there’s no need to take that tone

/cric/

teaching English abroad is max comfy life but I need to acquire a marketable skill ASAP for my long term benefit

Especially with a baguette

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wrathnayake

Are England trying to lose this series for the memes? Gonna end up with a full 2nx XI for the last game

still here

Extremely based

need some cricket

craving tests been too long

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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after weeks of /cric/ I have come to a startling conclusion

seething kiwi: baboon with a huge anus
daniel: zebra who does something but nobody knows what it is
richo: lion cub who always gets licked
statsgod: cow whose tits you drink milk from
zerogoose: fat fucking pig
/hoc/: common fungus
zachy: disgruntled skunk who shoots you from their butthole
josh reynolds: marijuana plant who can get you fucked up
straffgod: kanye west

wtf where did the streaming site crictime go.

r/InsectsEnthusiasts/

Lentils are pretty good alternative to meat as they are high in protein. Poos know that.

we love the /cric/
it is our general
we love the /cric/
it is our home

Shadab khan has hepatitis C from visit to dentist in Rawalpindi, based

tell me about this

is imam-ul -haq elite

Should I leave my gf of 4 years for this hotter and much filthier but also quite fucked up girl lads
In an open relationship so haven't been cheating.

will be breaking up with the gf in a month I think

Went to some dentist in good old pindi, must have been a cheap quack. Got hepatitis from the dental tools, but he has recovered, will play in WC.
Yes, but he's not a hitter like Inzamam. Still a good player though, and perfect partnership with fakhar.

no

fuaarrrrrrk my he-

rate him a bit

Heart Blockage in Bangkokage

fuar

wank, read a bit more of the bible then bed

youtube.com/watch?v=4fYPzLI2JeM

howling

thinking about Kony

would be surprised if joe roots IQ was 3 figures

good looking missus tho

*jihads respectfully towards you*

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laughed at that

genuinely upset that that video game youtube loser has a substantially larger penis than me

do you reckon they're fasting

really feel like doing some drugs

>this bowling lineup
>winning a World Cup

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didn't know a game was on

based imam

Everyone is saying its small already though.

why is Poofrey Shartcher not playing?

have you seen in?
it's not porn star big but it's substantial

No, but I'll take your word for it
They're probably saying it to humiliate him further I think. poor guy, dindu nuthin

who?

Based Woakes

you now remember medium pace bowling

projared

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projared

never heard of him

well now you have

Used to watch his monster hunter freedom unite videos, quite comfy

sam curran is overrated

u wot m8

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he only has 800k subs why is this 33 yr old mans cock even relevant you are gay

he was over a million two days ago

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Will england chase this?

Not without butler

2, 4, 3, 6, 1, 5

William England (died 1896), was a successful Victorian photographer specialising in stereoscopic photographs m8

literally who the fuck is good at pyjama cricket right now

woakes most likely to let you put it in the bum

tipping a Poopeelian revival now that Warner is back and in elite form

Bangladesh

actually got worse when he came back lol

We would be favorites if we had moeen ali, khwaja and imran tahir in this team. You should be grateful for pakis lads

thought he was elite in the IPLel?

doubt Pooeen would make the Paki 1st team desu.

Everyone is elite in the ipl because of poo bowling. Big brain psl is the high IQ league

Better than Faheem and Imad

only in tests

yeah smith is more of the problem
just feel like the team had settled without them and now that those two plus starc and cummins are back everything is a bit wonky again

been some real runfests in the isles recently

anyone know a good streaming site for Chernobyl? Can’t find a link for some reason

piratebay
thanks for reminding me i just downloaded it

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>tfw Shaheen afridi is same age as me

Wanna do something bigger than posting on cric lads

who's 4?

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>Shaheen afridi is same age as me
lol we know he's bullshitting

>Shaheen afridi
that nigga looks 40

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where’s amir?

Mark wood innit
He looks 19 to me

Chickenpox

It's based. Had it when I was 14, 3 weeks of fapping and dragonball Z. Good times

gwan roy

maybe notion of age is different there

hahahahaha

shaheen dropped it on purpose cause he was replaced by hasan

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Is it any good? Watching America Gods at the moment but it’s on my list

its a slow burn

The older I get the more I realise the best things often are

piratebay kiddo

>score 300+ against england
>lose
every time

based

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Who needs bowling when you have batting like this

When did England get so good at it? They were never great batsmen.

easy work

Or maybe your bowling is too shit

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They destroyed your bumrahs and shamis too iirc

all our batsman are encouraged to play meme shots from a young age, and will not be picked for counties unless they are willing to be agressive and attack bowlers. unfortunately we cannot produce test match top order batsman now but muh meme cricket

When?
I haven't seen any cricket for the last 2-3 years

there was a big focus on improving ODI batting after >we got BTFO at the last World Cup

strange decision going for that

Last series when India lost 4-1

This is Jonny Bareback Bairstows year. Absolutely doggy raped those indians in IPEEEPOOPOOEL on his debut season there. He's going to get Golden bat for sure

>you now remember this absolute meme of a match

espncricinfo.com/series/18021/scorecard/1119539/england-vs-australia-3rd-odi-aus-in-eng-2018

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absolutely btfo

>4-1
India lost the series 2-1 and bumrah wasn't playing

>AJ TYE 9-0-100-0
kek

Lmao confused it with the test series. Sorry poopy

Business idea: test match premiere league

>ball starts reversing
>poostow sends it out of the ground
>get a new ball
hmmm

india have 1 good batsman though. Even Bangladesh have about 3

based baldy, how you m8

Holy fuck how are England 218/1 and the innings is only half over? Are English batsmen that good now?

dont Pakistan get tired of always losing?

And that batsman....is Mahendra Singh Dhoni...

>paki bowling

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just put 27 quid on england

>7:41 pm
>sun still shining

Based

is that zachery?

This, but these batsmen are the best in the world. Maybe pooli is better, but no one else

lmao he's literally chucking

The nights are only 6 hours now, from 1Opm

seems bizzare desu

I-its so we can wake up earlier to appease Mr. Shekelstein and Mr. Mahmoud

how do you go from winning the World Cup in 1992 with a chad ATG as captain , to turning up over 25 years later with a podgy single digit IQ manlet in charge

When will cricket be a bowlers game again ?

As soon as we stop doctoring pitches

i think the problem was before the batsman were just plain shit,now they go after the bowlers like no tomorrow.Even bowlers like Trent Boult love giving it a whack

Just woke up

They need to allow throwing. There shouldn't be any restrictions on how somebody bowls. There's no restrictions on batsmen so why bowlrs?

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Never clicked in my mind that these were the actual lyrics.

Threads for that game were really funny honestly

in white ball cricket? never ever ever
in tests? it is already happening. 2018 was the worst year for batsmen since the turn of the milennium

you have to feel bad at a point tee bee haytch

We bounced back to win the series in india and pakistan later so all g.

with all the meme white ball stuff being pushed, batsman aren't incentivized to bat properly most of the time so they are more prone to stupid shit in test matches as that's what they are taught to do, and we have some absolutely gun bowlers at the moment in world cricket
>anderson
>steyn and rabada, just lost morkel
>boult and southee
>starc, cummins and hazlewood
even india are actually producing fast bowlers at the moment

Personally think short form cricket is better when its dominated by batsmen. Test cricket needs a competitive battle between bat and ball.

you used to do shit like this to >us in white ball cricket all the time so it felt really good

definitely but 400 is becoming what 300 was 10ish years ago, which is too far IMO

Ye quite the turn around isnt it? Feels weird to have england as favourites to win the world cup but england and sa are famous chokers so who knows.

PAKIS BTFO

imagine not popping a dutasteride and walking to the bakery and buying a banitsa immediately upon waking up
absolutely grim existence

doing a bed

Ah yes, the nonce lifestyle

imagine needing hair pills

thanks for the replies suckers

how do we stop england?

Are they skilled enough to face bumrah?

WAYWT

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Looking good mate

Cumstainy B

just watched 25 questions with Graeme Swann on cricinfo , he is really is irritating isn’t he . Literally couldn’t answer one question seriously without trying to be funny . Such Autism

protip isn’t me

he's a bit of a brent character yes, and the way he retired still sticks in my craw
but he was a very good spinner no doubt

india is the team I am most afraid of no doubt.
just hoping someone else can knock them out for us

yes he's very up his own arse, definitely thinks he's the smartest+funniest guy into any room he walks into

might get mark vermeuelen’d

grim. He’s hardly funny.

did have a little chuckle when jimmy broke down in alastair cook's last match and said he was losing his best mate because it used to be jimmy & swann

Ah yes, the nonce uniform

seeing as it’s a kiwi in that pic i’m inclined to agree , you kiwi nonce

Mate you may be an uneducated britnonce but you should be able to identify your own flag you nonce

the age of flat boring pitches
its no coincidence that this era has seen the top ODI score beaten several times

>tfw guys I played against in school cricket are playing for Australia

yes mate

the Ashes will be a bowler's paradise

looking good mate

Oh boy

man is not meant to toil as I toil

if men use the green wood like this what will happen when it is dry

Hello mate, watch cricket please if you some spare time

I know extremely little about cricket. Like the details and all the terms and that malarkey. But seeing England actually bat in ODI's is bizarre. Is this how you win? Putting Irish people as your Captain? Kinda worked for football, working for cricket. Need to do it for rugby now.

>Pushed to name the semifinalists, Gatting opted for India and the West Indies to join England and New Zealand.
based

madoka just made a double century in a practice match lads

Shut the fuck up nonce

You been practice kissing the mirror again? Practice is all you're going to get dressed like that.

t. Kiwi nonce

Hello my kiwi friend. Is there a game on now?

based

Yeah here's the biggest nonce of them all to defend his fellow Aussie nonce.

Oh yeah so you like madoka now do you? Fucking nonce

have sex

Smith and Warner should be missing this ashes as sufficient punishment, there hasn't even been any cricket played during the time of their ban

>brown nosing kiwi nonces
You’re almost as bad a nonce yourself

simply upholding the long standing anime ban on au/sp/

have sex

>Brown nosing an anime nonce
Just your regular behavior really you nonce

Give them a break they missed the whole BBL which is arguably more important

Not yet Mr Norge but soon

They literally couldn't give a fuck about missing cricket other than Ashes or World Cup, they basically just had a fucking holiday. I would prefer to see them never come back if I had my way, fucking pieces of shit. they should be deported to Africa where they belong.

P a v e m e n t

I wouldn't hesitate to cave David Warner's puny head in and to pulverise his manlet body if I ever found him in a self defence situation

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>insult anime
>josh goes ballistic

/cric/ and /hoc/ are bros

/cric/ /hoc/ /rug/ the holy trinity and the combined power behind the Yea Forums throne

Noncey B

Based, how can non Commonwealth even compete?

so true

in a self defence situation I would spray a full clip from an assault rifle into his skull

I stress that it is purely a hypothetical self defence situation

grim

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love wogs
need to marry a wog

Just want Davey to get sledged non stop in the WC

fuck me
bet he's glad he moved back to Zimbabwe

would love to see them try that shit on marky V

who /haynetrain/ here?
abc.net.au/news/2019-05-15/jarryd-hayne-facing-fresh-sexual-assualt-charge/11114218

Zimbabwe's African population only exist because of his goodwill

...

Classic WoW out 27 August boys

Reckon he learned that stuff in the states. NRL boys would never

if only Goosey hadn't deleted me off battlenet

girl on tinder vs girl irl

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time to retire nonce to the filter lads

going to the shops

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looking good mate

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looking good mate

all kiwis are nonces

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fuck up josh

so true

sexual assault and general violence directed towards women is unheard of in the based clean NRL

Hello again. Is there a game on now?

yeah mate

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Hello again friend(?). I hereby request a stream to the game of cricket that's being played now (as of 15th of May 2019 @06:15 zulu. Thank you.

Hello!

Thank you for contacting /cric/.

Your request has been forwarded to [REDACTED] for processing.

Sincerely yours; /cric/

australia will win the world cup

>a fucking tranny has a dick just like mine
Wtf

>projared has a bigger dick than you

connie you hear mate?

Alright friendo. Tell Richo to hurry up though will you?

sri lanka will win the World Cup

lol no your deluded

both of these are equally true

Bitcho is in the nonce ward and cannot

shadab

the incel peso richo is in AFP lockup

Don't know why you're persisting with this prediction
Noone thinks you're smart or mysterious

india is shit

Grim

welp you’re going to look silly soon

so true

doubt it

the ghost of nonceiel haunts /cric/

where you been /cric/ you don't write you don't call

you just use us when u want something!

*pulls out of /cric/*
*doesn't call until two weeks later and drunk*

Fuck my ass

pleas tell india to stop calling me thank you

terrible feet

scrolling around /cric/ and i see a big meaty benis. it's like i'm in /hoc/

i reckon /cric/ is more of an armpit general

when you really think about it /cric/ is like a shemale while /hoc/ is like a cuntboy

i would fuck both?

Disappointed to see this thread hasn't improved at all on its grim start.

i know right? i came here for some BASED cricket talk

when will you ask for god's forgiveness?

That happens in /hoc/

When statsGOD finishes his shift at the bumsex factory

feel like shit just want the world cup to start

any north west tops in

how’s the forestry course going blaise

How's Scotland going Danny?

Dannerys Haygaryen

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*cries*

*goo goo gaahhh... now mcgrath... there was a real farst bowlah!*

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fifteen days lads

I hope all you Aussie lads are voting labour. Need to improve living conditions and benefits for kiwis

am making the switch yeah
never let it be said that I don't support the Gold Coast scaffolding industry

thinking about cricket

will not be attending the a league final and honestly do not care if Perth win

fuar

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Might watch the wogball final on tele

Is that an official thing? No way you could do that here without massive outrage.

how come australia is so prosperous considering how stupid Australians are

The abo puppet Masters are pulling the strings behind the scenes

You only need like 10% of your country to be smart to be prosperous. India stays a shithole because all the smart people leave, and Africa is nowhere near 10% of people with high enough IQ in the first place..

one of those Chinese sites that makes one with every team's logo

the joke with it is that Gold Coast literally do not have any fans whatsoever. they're the equivalent of if France got a cricket team in county

got lucky with shit in the ground and the based Chinese to run our country for us

>thinking about cricket

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dunno Tbh
pic related is an official government marketing campaign

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That can't be real.

been going on for a year at least

youtu.be/h7y6iE0aB5s

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>toil
yikes
boring

>sleep
Based
Elite

>cricket
Wow
Brainful

tradies copping it

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>be me
>come back into cricket
>see England having a pretty good batter roster
>shit as usual bowling but oh well, looking forward to the World Cup
>see that an Irish lad is in the team
>O-oh...
>See that he's the captain
>W-what?
>See that he's been punished for slow overs
>Fucking WHAT?
>See that he's just be banned for a single ODI for doing it again
HOW IS HE STILL CAPTAIN? WHY IS HE STILL CAPTAIN? Fuck this sport, there was a reason I gave up following and learning all the ins and outs of the stats and rules and shit.

/cric/ cries out for mrff’s high energy musings

everyone gets done for slow over rates, mate. nothing to worry about. also hes not in the test squad, which is the more important format

Eoin Morgan is genuinely the biggest brained captain in the game m8

>tied with “great” britain after 20 minutes
Grim.

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guess the commentator.

Pace...! ROIL PACE

bangladesh better lose

unfortunately labor will disappoint as per, becuase their ideology is just left neoliberalism, when in fact a decisive break with neoliberal economics is needed

>Bangladesh
>lose
Pick one

Raji(ng)bul on glorious ascension watch

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KNOCKED IM OVAH!
S L A T S

Dhoni isn't even the biggest brained Indian captain

>pakistan nearly did them
>chased down 350 with 5 overs to spare
yes very close indeed

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what's the dismissal though, I know I've seen the video quite a few times

Think it was johnson to bairstow.

johnson bowling alastair cook, couldnt tell you which match

ah yeah in the 13/14 bitchwide johnmeme ashes highlights

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yeah you jogged my memory it was the 3rd test in Perth
harris got cook with that absolute pearler in that game

youtube.com/watch?v=bcfG9flnArE
>that fucking harris delivery

pretty much the perfect delivery to a left hander, and you get it first ball of the innings

the quality of bowling in that series made it far more entertaining than a 5-0 drubbing should have been, it was much better than 06/07 or the more recent ashes
johnson and harris were probably the best fast bowling combination I've seen during that series

ye first ball of the innings too. was at the ground as well, absolute GOAT start to the day.

Ok, Virat, back to hiding under your wife’s skirt.

well, I had more fun watching it than the last series for what it's worth
it seems crazy to say but we were in games for longer than we were in the 4-0 series. we definitely should have won in melbourne for example
pitches were more sporting too

yes. my god. what a player. what a man. wish more men looked and acted like him.

oi alchy locks what you drinking tonight

You guys were in control in the first test too right up up untile someone posted the Tone image in the thread and caused england to collapse

post kino wickets

youtube.com/watch?v=ue0ghB6Z_C4

simon jones could have been so good.

drinking some of the craft beers out of my wankers' monthly box
this month is maine, new england
yeah I remember that. broad took 5 on the first day after being named enemy #1 and I really thought we would do well

kek that's right

RoHITMAN Sharma> VIRAAT KING KOHLI> Mahendra Shit Pooni

le english chef and based tone

day off tomorrow
might get drunk

brad baddin was the unsung hero of that ashes whitewash. obviously johnson had an absolutely elite series but it was actually haddin that was the final nail in our coffin in several matches, scoring fifties down the order and wiping out our advantage

youtube.com/watch?v=96iZcqmcEAo

wasn't that unsung tbf I remember the newspapers and commentators always mentioning that his batting down the order was what one Australia games
england actually weren't as bad as most people remember though

fucking ridiculous.

shame there's no sound on Yea Forums webms, honestly one of my favourite bowled sounds along with flintoff bowling kallis at edgbaston and dale steyn knocking over michael vaughan for his 1st test wicket

yeah after making that post I remember a lot of articles talking about haddin's contribution, so I have made a dumb choice of words there

also I forgot to post the webm

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=V-mJjyYnGfs
This whole over is kino

Ye i reckon that was one of the best Ashes series in a long time. England were generally competitive even if the results didn't show it in the end. Had some of the best fast bowling you'll ever see, fantastic crowds, and to top it all off the threads were really fun coz it was before the goosey v convict trip drama and before matt was triggered with the simpsons song.
Such a classic series for me

Can't find a clip of just the wicket, but this slow ball is absolutely unreal, especially when you consider his usual pace. Completely deceived everyone.
youtu.be/-YXosoxikyI?t=354

I like that spell a lot
prefer the version with ian chappell on commentary though
spits some real truth on how umpires should give 50/50s when batsmen just kick the ball away jagging in from outside off

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9aaPccEMBY

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYAH-fj0_ac

m.youtube.com/watch?v=klqLd8VXNw0

Have 3 chad inswingers

this is most kino Anderson

m.youtube.com/watch?v=B75tNVWh_sg

First two wickets are genuinely unplayable, unlike many so-called ‘unplayable ‘ deliveries when the batsman could really have done a lot better I.e Harris to cook

suddenly have fallen out of love with music, any got any recs to lift me out of this rutt

suicide

couldn’t bare to miss out on so many aesthetic test match dismissals

absolutely gagging to do some drugs

test

>banned for off topic
WOW top job janny. Personally if I see a single post on Yea Forums that isn't 100% about sports, I vomit all over myself in disgust
The best part is, the moderation team always remove every off topic post and hand out bans for every transgression so you can't even say its incredibly petty and selectively enforced

certain man ITT thread’s sister a bit of a looker

On 2nd thoughts, perhaps not

Oh shit get on this janny it's off topic
May I suggest a week's ban instead of a paltry three days,? We just can't have this in Yea Forums

he already banned me about 15 minutes ago

Based janny saving Yea Forums one ban request at a time (he can't ban himself, he has to beg a mod to do it)

day off tomorrow but no plans

Based pedojanny making the Britishits seethe

Shut the fuck up you brown nosing scum

Notice how all the Indians are good posters but all the Britishitters are bad posters?

>tfw my friends used to call me ambrose because I was dark and had hair just like him

shut up fatty

at the boil

Britishits fuming

Not on topic. Ban

What does this post have to do with sports? Afraid the janny will be hearing about this.

sports cricket

sport related post cricket related post cricket cricket sports cricket sports

Thinking about cricket

the cricket

crackhit (cricket)

thoughts on legal weed lads? (cricket)

its my birthday today lads

happy birthday to you
youre one hundred and two
you look like a monkey and you smell like one too

...

Make other but with the rugger world cup mate