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What did Cristiano Ronaldo mean by this?
Asher Ramirez
Colton Carter
How many goals were from penalties
Thomas Williams
>0 assists
Jewtek
Joseph Rodriguez
>21 goals
>0 assists
Is Piatek the pinnacle of goal hangers?
Liam Butler
5, quagliarella has 6 or 7 iirc
Jackson Harris
>below atalanta and sampdoria strikers
lmao
Nolan Torres
rip the beast of the south
Samuel Morris
Wrong. Quag has like double the penalties.
Parker Kelly
who cares? imagine being a statpadding baby who was worse than an old man and some colombian at shit clubs while you're the club who always wins and dominates were you're the centerpiece for tap ins
KEK
Lucas Wright
don't forget the polish league reject who played half of the season in a relegation tier team
James Watson
so this is the power of the GOAT...
Luke Nguyen
fondle my balls
Jaxon Thomas
How is the rape allegation thing going, Cristiano's mom?
Cameron Brooks
no toilet cleaning job for you
Jacob Stewart
im not your son, cristiano
Thomas Lewis
Says the flag that has lower GDP per capita than the entire Eastern Europe
Justin Mitchell
do you have Portuguese toilet cleaners in Poland?
Connor Cooper
that's rich coming from a portuguese flag
Adam Ward
>boomer moves to serie a and becomes 3rd top scorer in first season without even being a striker
the state of italian football desu
Robert Jackson
>it only matters when it ronaldo scoring the penalties
Xavier Roberts
Holy shit man give him a break, it was his first season in a completely new club and a completely new league. He has to get used to the style of play, etc etc. Next season he's breaking records and winning the CL.
Samuel Ortiz
He's left the madrid hugbox where every player has to pass to him every time or the fans boo them
Ryder Gray
quag to barcelona confirmed
Jeremiah Russell
>Bale, with his superior physical ability, could have destroyed every one of Penaldo's Madrid records
>Instead the customers booed him because they wanted him to do all of the hard work and then pass it Penaldo for a tap in
I think the real kicker is that Bale is a much better freekick taker than Ronaldo. I know people meme about Ronaldo being a "freekick specialist", but when you look at how many freekicks he takes compared to how many he actually scores he's actually pretty shit at them. I can understand why people think he's good at them, a combination of being told he is and confirmation bias, but the facts don't lie. And the facts say he's fucking trash at taking freekicks.
Caleb Wright
*hits a one man wall in your path*
Joseph Kelly
Zapata scored more goals than Ronaldo and he only has 1 penalty goal all season.
Blake Gutierrez
I am more amazed at the 129 shots he had holy fuck he should retire tbqh