What did Cristiano Ronaldo mean by this?

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How many goals were from penalties

>0 assists
Jewtek

>21 goals
>0 assists
Is Piatek the pinnacle of goal hangers?

5, quagliarella has 6 or 7 iirc

>below atalanta and sampdoria strikers
lmao

rip the beast of the south

Wrong. Quag has like double the penalties.

who cares? imagine being a statpadding baby who was worse than an old man and some colombian at shit clubs while you're the club who always wins and dominates were you're the centerpiece for tap ins
KEK

don't forget the polish league reject who played half of the season in a relegation tier team

so this is the power of the GOAT...

fondle my balls

How is the rape allegation thing going, Cristiano's mom?

no toilet cleaning job for you

im not your son, cristiano

Says the flag that has lower GDP per capita than the entire Eastern Europe

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do you have Portuguese toilet cleaners in Poland?

that's rich coming from a portuguese flag

>boomer moves to serie a and becomes 3rd top scorer in first season without even being a striker

the state of italian football desu

>it only matters when it ronaldo scoring the penalties

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Holy shit man give him a break, it was his first season in a completely new club and a completely new league. He has to get used to the style of play, etc etc. Next season he's breaking records and winning the CL.

He's left the madrid hugbox where every player has to pass to him every time or the fans boo them

quag to barcelona confirmed

>Bale, with his superior physical ability, could have destroyed every one of Penaldo's Madrid records
>Instead the customers booed him because they wanted him to do all of the hard work and then pass it Penaldo for a tap in

I think the real kicker is that Bale is a much better freekick taker than Ronaldo. I know people meme about Ronaldo being a "freekick specialist", but when you look at how many freekicks he takes compared to how many he actually scores he's actually pretty shit at them. I can understand why people think he's good at them, a combination of being told he is and confirmation bias, but the facts don't lie. And the facts say he's fucking trash at taking freekicks.

*hits a one man wall in your path*

Zapata scored more goals than Ronaldo and he only has 1 penalty goal all season.

I am more amazed at the 129 shots he had holy fuck he should retire tbqh