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andrade
Eddie is the best comedian in the rogan circle and it isn't even close.
is the schaub special out already
Have you ever seen a chin get dabbed on more?
Eddie and Callen are the only funny ones. Rogan has never made me laugh
What a fucking finish just pretty as a picture.
So happy someone finally KO'd that faggot
sdoin wit tai bah? punch on adlay fuckin mad cunt bah.
Lima beats Wonder boy btw
>Wonderpedo
>Good
Heeminder to join the heem whatsappchat if you got a dick that is longer than 25,7 cm
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>Not welcome list
>Jews
>Muslims
Squeezing a Schaub special out right now holmboi
Is it a big brown breakdown?
>Bro so then I was like bro and I was like BROOOOOOOO
>I was SO. HIGH. Have y'ever been SOOO high that yur like BRO
>Heh y'member Hulk Hogins? Dude yoosta be so freaking ripped man. Lemme tell ya, notny more tho! Dude looks like he ate freaking... nachos!
t.MVP
In many ways schoob is the funniest man alive
based
I want to ___ olivi!
For sure don't get flatlined by a USADAd LW my bee
Costa retires Romero
Y’ever had a peach? You can thank Schaub for that
It's entirely possible this will have negative consequences for MVP's career
>Hands down mate, hurrrr
Daily reminder that all pedorussian """fighters""" are worthless cans who can't win even with steroids.
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what did they mean by this?
Ruthless Robbie Lawler never loses the rematch
OH-
Same with me, but I’ve never been in a fight in my life
Fedor was probably the best fighter of the 00's. At least the best heavyweight and one of the best overall of his era. Yeah, he's a can in the 2010's. Father time calms for us all, b.
Go through his record and see how many top 10 guys and former champions he beat. Even as a can he's still a very skilled fighter by heavyweight standards, well rounded. His main problem is his chin is 110% deleted and his heart isn't in it any more.
Lmao, he's a roided can who got exposed the moment he encountered an actually elite MMA guard. His best win is CroCuck who got exposed as an absolute can in the UFC as well.
In many ways, Rose was the real winner of that fight.
why don't you go back to your fatherland?
Who should Fedor have fought in the 00's?
Keep in mind, Werdum went 5-2 in Pride in the 00's. Overeem had 7 losses in Pride.
Nah. Vovchanchyn was super based.
nice digits
I think I'd root for Volkanovski in that fight, he seems like a cool guy. But really who I want to get that belt is Moicano.
/ourdyke/
Crazy that his reaction time from putting a foe on the canvas to throwing an awkwardly low but laser-accurate punch was
shut up stupie mcstupeshit
Are you all super freakin excited for Nate Diaz to not come back against Pettis?
Greased?
Yes but I preferred the match up with Dustin, or Diaz vs Alvarez would've been good.
Beat up some guy screaming the earth was flat, he ran away after like a fucking cheetah
Costa will DIE against Romero
Tom Duquesnoy only retired because USADA popped him.
Interesting theory actually
He realised he was never going to be champion and whats's the point if you're not going to be champion?
>Ice T was there. I'm talmbout, what about Ice Cube? Leo was there with some honeys. Ya'll remember Titanic? I'm just so happy to be here on the stage doing my calmedy, this has always been my lifelong dream for the last 18 months.
any porn lookalikes for jessica andrade?
a faggot is you
Why could he survive getting dunked on and then buzzsawed by Robbie but a 115lb'er getting tossed from a much lower height couldn't?
Asskren has those selfsuck muscles
He didn't, he went out and the fight should have been stopped. But it wasn't, and he recovered and won.
When did Cormier and Cruz have their argument?
lmao
Is it legal to slam on head/neck or not?
only if there's an arc to the throw. It's considered a spike if you throw them straight down (12-6)
Yes. Rose slammed herself by going for a meme kimura on somebody immensely stronger than her.
That's a great one, I wish I watched it live.
Anyone putting their money on lowkey? He looked defeated in every public appearance since Al dunked on him.
The body is pretty fragile.
Jesus Christ look at those numbers
Stylebender just took a flight on Emirates. They're doing Whittaker v. Adesanya in Abu Dhabi confirmed?
imagine the smell
>implying Whitaker fights ever again
He cancelled his last fight because a slight wind hit his chin and he got knocked out cold. He's not stepping in the octagon again.
no chip tony heems khabib
Yeah it's weird that broke his neck it didn't seem at that much force.
I have faith in LEE my man just needs the sun to shine and the birds to sing and itl all be good
I respect the loyalty my man.
Petr Yan will become a champ by the end of 2019
*Fails to get finished by Yoel Romero twice behind you*
Heh, it's really nothing personal mate I wish the best for you I really do
Tiramisu Khabib heems Tony at 165lbs
Cyborg Tony heems tiramisu Khabib at 155, 165, 185.
Two beers Cerrone heems both
I like Whittaker, but that user is right. His chin is cracked now.
>mfw two (2) Aussie Champs by the end of the year
>mfw not a single American champ unless you count the fat nigger and roided up cheat
Which one is the roider? Usman?
Even if Rose had won the fight, she'd have lost the story, and thus the war. Losing the fight allowed her to win the story, and have a chance in the war to come.
Girls don't smell. In jiu jitsu, girls are always way less nasty to roll with than guys. If you have a roll with a girl, they are like fresh spring flowers compared to guys.
But how can she win the war of the story without any war stories? For sure she won the fight until she lost the fight but after losing the battle the war has only just begun
I like Bobert as well, it's just a fact that his chin is gone.
why couldn't Israel heem Silva's brittle legs like Cannonier did when he's meant to be some elite kickboxer
Israel is not even a decent striker, it's just a meme.
So what I'm getting from these sore vagina posts is that you wanted Rose to queer bash a member of society's downtrodden LGBTAARP for 25 minutes straight? Does it entertain you to see brave lesbians and trannies attempt to buck social norms and fail? Sounds like a den of homophobia and bigotry over here.
Not a huge Israel fan myself but you'd be a fool to think he's a meme after what he did to Kelvin
Whittaker seems a bit shaken by Israel, I've never seen him try to trash talk before.
Even as a joke, shut the fuck up
How'd he do Kelvin so bad but couldn't put away geriatric Silva
I expect better from you, Turkey
He looked decent in last two minutes, but that's about it.
Silva said that he hurt his knee in camp for this fight. Probably already had a torn tendon in his knee so 3-4 leg kicks did him in. It's the way the peach be
Because Silva is literally the greatest mma striker of all time, he has never been outstruck by someone he took seriously
That's the hardest part of the fight to look decent in my man
punished Silva will come back at the age of 45 and will have a 17 win streak and impressive finishes over Yoel Whitaker and will be champion by the end of 2024 screencap this faggots
I agree but please lose my number.
Thanks b I didn't know that
good point
Based Felix with the IMAC.
your pathetic piece of waste
the existence you carry is worth less then my piss. dirty ape
Favourite German gymnast?
lukas
MVP wins the rematch. This is his Matt Hammill
Matt Hammill didn't spark Jones out cold lmao
>then
>has one war where he gets dropped twice
>he le chin done xD
Why do people act like Memebender hadn't taken more damage than Kelvin until the last round when Kelvin was gassed and had no more power in his punches.
At that point he was done since no power and massive height and reach disadvantage.
what the fuck happened here
>hes never been outstruck when facing a can
Peach of a theory, b
hm
steroids
Who the fuck cares who took more damage up to that point? When the dust settled, Kelvin took more, and that's all that matters. If they gave awards for leading going into the fifth, Chael would have been champ
how many times Joanna lost to Valentina?
4
Just saying people in /heem/ act like Stylebender dominated the fight when in reality he probably would have lost if the fight hadn't been a 5 round main event. Whitaker flushes him
Chael is just a solid company man, simple as.
JOHNNY WALKER VS JON JONES CONFIRMED FOR UFC 236
>Whitaker with a chin flushes him
ftfy
Sadly, that version of Whittaker no longer exists. It's a coin toss at this point.
no one has seen whittaker fight since romero. he survived 2 big hits that would have knocked out anyone else besides gastelum
why is everyone assuming his chin is gone
Its amazing how many of you fatfucks that never spent an hour in the gym talk about someone’s chin being deleted after one fight lmao
You can just tell my man. I called out both Toilet Till and Toilet Thompson before anyone thought their chins are deleted.
this also this guy's chin is deleted as well
The Jones meme is over
is andrade possibly a man?
No you didnt. You’re another fat fuckfaced dogfucker like every other loser here
No need for this hate my man, life is a peach when you think about it.
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hahahah yes!!! and cyborg too XD
what are you talking about you retard lmao
Favorite female fighter?
the one with no legs
favourite brendan schaub brendan
Alright that's it. You have 5 seconds to tell me your favorite female fighter. Else I'll bend you over, spread your cheeks and fuck the answer out of you.
You type like someone who's chin has been deleted
5 foot tall
>man
Favorite wmma fight of all time? No trolling please
Did his set leak already?
Thoughts on Maycee Barber?
Aspen Ladd?
Cynthia Calvillo?
Yaya Rinco?
Herica Tiburico?
Please elaborate
Why would I tell you if you're offering a deal like that?
Yeah, a WOman
>yfw Dana quietly kills the flyweights
Thawlts on Maycee Barber?
Rena. Nobody else even comes close to her.
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I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shotfan12 Mon 13 May 2019 12:36:21 No.92747358 View
Thoughts on Maycee Barber?
Aspen Ladd?
Cynthia Calvillo?
Yaya Rinco?
Herica Tiburico?
Please elaborate
I will namefag until jacare gets a titleshot Wed 29 Aug 2018 09:55:41 No.87181042 View
Which UFC fighters do you unironically hate so much you want them to die?
If that's too "none you weirdo" for you, who is your most disliked fighter and why?
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Tue 25 Oct 2016 18:48:13 No.72134036 View
Le upvote xD
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Tue 25 Oct 2016 18:36:48 No.72133885 View
I feel like I could doost every single one of you in under a minute
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:28:33 No.72030050 View
My poor sides.
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:24:32 No.72029951 View
Are you crazy in your 'ead man? I would smoak him.
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:17:12 No.72029781 View
Is something wrong with you in the 'ead man?
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I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:16:08 No.72029760 View
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:13:58 No.72029717 View
DUDE WEED LMAO
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:11:02 No.72029658 View
Technical submission = Holly vs. Miesha
Regular submission = Nate vs. McTappy
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:09:37 No.72029617 View
I feel like I could doost every single one of you here in under a minute.
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I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 21 Oct 2016 00:05:47 No.72029548 View
*alligator clapping noises in the distance*
based
the johnny walker meme is over
hey spammy
Fake airplane
grow up
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I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Tue 18 Oct 2016 16:35:08 No.71984850 View
>Who are you all rooting for in jacare vs rockhold 2?
You even gotta ask nigga? Jacare turned Vitor into a heaping mess, I want to see him curve up Bisping.
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Sat 15 Oct 2016 06:23:37 No.71899013 View
Heem 1 can't come soon enough. If no one wants to fight this guy I'll do it.
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Sat 15 Oct 2016 06:16:51 No.71898930 View
He was robbed by the crooked judges.
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I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Sat 15 Oct 2016 06:14:39 No.71898907 View
*alligator claps aggressively*
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Fri 16 Sep 2016 15:49:18 No.71258841 View
*ALLIGATOR CLAPS AGGRESSIVELY*
I will namefag until Jacare gets a title shot Thu 01 Sep 2016 20:53:01 No.70911434 View
*Gator claps aggressively*
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Wed 17 Aug 2016 11:51:49 No.70462031 View
Still laffin at that dummy who bet $30 on Ronda to win $2 and it lost.
You da real MVP
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Wed 17 Aug 2016 11:24:59 No.70461062 View
You're an idiot
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Wed 17 Aug 2016 11:23:19 No.70460997 View
This is SFW board dummy
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I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Tue 16 Aug 2016 19:35:21 No.70437983 View
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Mon 15 Aug 2016 16:08:56 No.70386048 View
>Pic related thought magrega could beat welterweights and is a top 5 lightweight in the world.
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sun 14 Aug 2016 10:29:22 No.70323507 View
Z L A T A N
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sun 14 Aug 2016 01:54:05 No.70314673 View
>Actually believing it was a split decision
>49-46 caceres
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sun 14 Aug 2016 01:50:13 No.70314610 View
>Rankings matter only when I want them to
>Muh wonderpedo
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sat 13 Aug 2016 20:49:47 No.70302932 View
So it's okay to beat Anderson Silva to get a title shot but not Vitor Belfort who stopped Hendo in the first round? Really solid logic there buddeh
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sat 06 Aug 2016 23:42:05 No.69974122 View
Yeah that's what I just said, but every time I kept glancing at the screen Zack was landing shots.
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sat 06 Aug 2016 23:37:31 No.69973946 View
Barely watched that fight.
I think Cummings won 29-28 though.
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I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sat 06 Aug 2016 23:36:26 No.69973899 View
Do the shills on here get paid for spamming a can?
I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sat 06 Aug 2016 21:35:16 No.69968183 View
Does anyone have a webm of Dee crying while Conor gets subbed?
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I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:01:51 No.69854361 View
*alligator claps aggressively*
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I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Tue 02 Aug 2016 23:20:51 No.69853948 View
>He actually doesn't
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I will namefag until Jacare gets his title shot Sun 31 Jul 2016 18:23:45 No.69819086
Pettis will show Diaz that true Mexican spirit
ive seen some jap tv presenter jump into a mud pit for a show and break his neck as well, landed almost exactly the same
it's the spiking on top of the head that snaps the neck, not if it gets bent at an angle
Rose tried too hard and got punished, such a stupid mistake holding that kimura.
Jacare Souza Tue 06 Feb 2018 11:49:44 No.81411134 View
Rose is a beast. I'm picking her to win the rematch.
Jacare Souza Tue 06 Feb 2018 11:45:28 No.81411093 View
>tfw your boy is back
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 23:27:29 No.81223126 View
This isn't news moron we've known this for a year now
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 23:18:10 No.81223038 View
Are you spergs serious right now? It's not in any way a spoiler
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 22:53:10 No.81222835 View
Who is more overrated; lando or till?
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 22:44:32 No.81222767 View
Bunch of losers
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 22:34:59 No.81222693 View
Shin bone to the cheek bone
Referee kept him alive
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 16:25:35 No.81216951 View
>le complain about cards before they even happen cause you're a mega brainlet casual who cares more about fighters than fights
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 16:20:34 No.81216808 View
Jacare Souza
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 02:09:54 No.81202057 View
Gregor would flatline mcgregor
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 02:01:25 No.81201964 View
Yeah that lightning fast head kick was telegraphed for sure my guy
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 01:58:40 No.81201929 View
Jacare Souza
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 01:05:42 No.81201273 View
Revved
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 00:58:35 No.81201165 View
>role-playing as an idiot
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 00:53:53 No.81201113 View
Back to YouTube mccasual.Conor's jiu jitsu is horrific.
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 00:43:32 No.81200972 View
No offense m8 but you're an idiot
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 00:26:07 No.81200726 View
Kys idiot
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 00:24:34 No.81200700 View
It never stopped
Jacare Souza Sun 28 Jan 2018 00:15:23 No.81200541 View
JACAGOAT
Jacare Souza Wed 17 Jan 2018 11:34:53 No.80970400 View
Rent free
Jacare Souza Sat 30 Dec 2017 13:39:06 No.80596883 View
Tyron Woodley is the welterweight GOAT
Jacare Souza Sat 30 Dec 2017 13:33:26 No.80596775 View
Why don't you charge me rent for livin in your noggin?
Jacare Souza Sat 30 Dec 2017 13:16:08 No.80596437 View
Charge me rent
Jacare Souza Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:35:23 No.77046182 View
Yikes!
Jacare Souza Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:20:59 No.77045693 View
I dare you to go one day of your miserable life without thinking about a Yea Forums poster. Just one lol.
Jacare Souza Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:16:47 No.77045578 View
You know who I am and you will literally never ever get over that one time I blew you out online lmao
Jacare Souza Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:13:39
Yea Forums Time: 7/10/17(Mon)15:13
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He will never stop thinking about me.
Jacare Souza Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:08:33 No.77045354 View
Yea Forums is all you have in life, you still think about me 6 months later after I blew you out lmao I have a permanent mark in your life and I always will no matter what.
Jacare Souza Tue 09 May 2017 19:10:34 No.75808429 View
Beg me
Jacare Souza Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:41 No.75808394 View
Stipe Miocic :)
Jacare Souza Sat 29 Apr 2017 22:57:22 No.75605073 View
I said I love you
Jacare Souza Sat 29 Apr 2017 22:53:00 No.75604963 View
First of all I just wanna say, I love you all....I said I love you....Where my spergs out? Hey Adan where are you? spainsperg, I see coralsprings over there...I want you all to hear this
Jacare Souza Fri 21 Apr 2017 14:26:02 No.75400902 View
I love you
Bro Andrade can't lift her if she holds that kimura.
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
l ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
Just remember that the UFC canvas has a GMAX that's like 10 times (or more) greater than cement.
Solid slams and throws end fights on cement. Seeing a slam like namajunas vs andrade is a death sentence in a street fight and pretty much every wrestling 5 point throw or Judo Ippon is a death sentence in a street fight.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: we should add a rule that being slammed on your back, neck, or head is an immediate loss via TKO regardless of whether or not you are actually knocked out, because this is supposed to be a simulation of a "street figjt" and in a street fight that's what happens when you're thrown that way. In the Lawler vs Askren fight, had they not been on soft canvas, that head drop would have cracked Askren's skull and broke his neck. Instead it just made him fuzzy. We NEED to compensate for the artificial environment with more realistic rulesets. Otherwise we aren't seeing the most accurate simulation of a street fight. And judo is not as well represented as it should be which makes me angry as a Judoka.
Hahaha bro good one but intelligent neighborhood brawlers duke it out on grass at the park
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
Here's a research paper on surfaces and brain injury probability and GMAX ratings
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
There's another on titled "sport surfaces and risk of traumatic brain injury" you can loo up easily, it links to a pdf download.
Anyway, dry dirt and grass is far harder than UFC canvas. The chance of breaking a rib or vertebrae or neck or skull is higher on grass than it is on UFC canvas. Throws and slams are THE most effective move in a real fight yet they are basically just "takedowns" in the context of the UFC which is bullshit imo
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggIing
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER NO JOKES NO BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!!!
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling
10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling
Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland
OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end
Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in
I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us
But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!
Money money money money team [x12]
I'm a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team
Money money money money team
*gives up against Max*
*fakes a broken rib against Poirier*
*ducks Khabib because Dana wouldn't pay him enough*
*fakes a broken hand against Tony*
This post is more trashing Wonderboy iytai
Whenever I see a judo throw on liveleak the recipient just lays there broken.
Post that webm of an absolute unit female throwing around some soilentboy at mickey deez.
I want to put a baby in that amazon so bad, don't post it. I'm on no-fap over here.
if nate wins who fights next?
I would like to watch him vs askren
Oh for sure Nate is making it to the fight... T-THIS TIME!!!
Askren is a faggot
I'm surprised Nate is even coming back. It seems like Nick and him are just about training and smoking weed and I'd bet they have enough between them to fund that lifestyle for decades.
Andrade got her head out and circled, Rose should've let go of the kimura and attacked Andrade's leg, and after being lift she locked herself in a bad position which resulted in her being slammed neck first into the mat.
It just showed that she trained against one attack without knowing the basics. It was an easy fight for Rose, sucks to see how weak is the grappling base of a female champ compared to male mma fighters, she was completely dominating Andrade with better footwork and jabs.
Porier was the one who ducked him
rose is a can
bawlston sammen beast of a peach
*ahem*...... FUCK ROSE.
Would like to see Leon/Till.
Japs would love Rose, she should go get the bag, since she doesn't give a shit about fighting anymore.
that makes one
Platinum Toilet makes more sense.
>this is supposed to be a simulation of a street fight
Wrong
Rose was literally winning until she lost.
Mini is growing up to be a fine woman.
Hope Andrade can buy herself a decent wife with the prize money
could get lit up by and then slam KO every here
Till had his chance twice, Leon deserves better.
True.
We don't get to see UK vs UK fights too often in UFC though. Pretty much never.
>she isn't encouraging the gain
Too bad she is a chinlet
more like a spinelet, did you see the angle she landed at
Watch me heem as Am gonna tear this lesbogorilla Andrade apart.
Your low testosterone levels are showing.
This fight is going to be great, Kevin Lee is going to be motivated because if he wins he can call out the Pettis/Diaz winner and get the money fight he's been wanting, whereas RDA dominated them both back to back and I'm sure would like to do it again to the winner.
Colby "Chaos" Covington
What I like about JJ is, she is the kind of girl who likes making incels feel awkward, in a nice way.
*JJ accidentally hits you in balls during sparing on the beach*
*laugh*
>Ey, you like when I hit you in balls user?
*laugh*
>N-No
>Ey cam here I hit you in balls again, spread legs
>heh-heh, n-nope!
>Now I gonna aim for your balls, user! *soft mocking tone* You better coverrr uppppppp
THAT'S what I like about JJ. She'd hit my balls and play it off cool and give me something to furiously masturbate to later.
Obey The Lord of wmma
I had Lee winning this one until I saw Al get dabbed on by Cowboy.
I thought it'd be easy for Lee, but now not so much, if the goof couldn't even beat Al. But then maybe Al just has Lee's number. Lee's other wins are impressive.
I still think Lee wins it.
RsA ic coming off 10 rounds of rape, first from Colby then from Usman. He'll be hungry.
Is Lee trying to be a crip and a blood at the same time?
Andrade via sub.
Tatiana will quit on the stool after round 4 but her coaches will force her back in
Black people in america dislike it when they deem another black person to be "too white", for this reason many black athletes pander to the community by acting obnoxiously gangster or hood to get cred
Ur fucking idiot just like Andrade
newfag detected
I was in the spa that day, not competitive
Andrade gonna shit herself inside the cage
All the greats do
did someone say poo
U fuckin coprolover,I bet u secretly go smell ur dadhole
Still mad they didn't kiss here
8=========0
Israel Asadenya did 911
you went to a very specific place
You’re asking me? I’d have to say, Brendan Schaub.
Was this the definitive referendum on whether ytbois can beat bvlls, or is that Colby/Usman?
*chin erects*
One more run at the strap, brother
holy shit that staredown makes me diamonds
I hope Claudia starts winning again she is way too attractive to me
I can't wait to watch BJ die in the cage, it will be glorious day for the UFC
Michael "No Dad" Venom Page
who is your favorite heemcord user?
Made me kek, have an upvote, good sir.
He does have impressive performances, yet that bum Al dabbed on him hard
reminder that if you didnt watch the mvp meme get finished live you're a a caz
also reminder that glory and one have based af cards on 17
the Pettisbong
I can tell youve put some thought into this little scenario
He's gonna die in the cage from old age at this rate.
Without a gi, it's really hard to use a judo throw on somebody that knows how to defend it.
Judo footsweeps and trips are good, though.
Even Travis Stevens says wrestling style takedowns are the way to go.
BJ thinks it was Francis
Just how salty will Steveboys be when DC wins the rematch by legal spike?
I was thinking about how funny it will be if DC wins the exact same way, just a right hook from the clinch again. And Stipe just asks for another rematch.
>"I-It w-was the e-e-eypokes bro, my boy is NOT a chinlet!!!"
god this was so hot
Hey shitbrain in the post fight interview Andrade admitted it was a piledriver as an attempt to stop Rose armbar myass.It was just a grip and then the illegal spiking.Best defense to this monkeyan lesborilla is fuckin USADA
You sound salty my dog, what's up?
Imagine being upset that rose lost
The perimeter of this can is just like ur asshole after Rome musloniggers gangbanged u the other day fuckin macaroni
Based black man DC yelling "Thug Rose" was enough to brainwash the UFC's NPC fans into a Namajunas fervor. Same people that bought into Till because of the words of self-declared hypnotist Vinny Shoreman.
How was that illegal?
Lee is fighting up 15 pounds good for his cardio but im not sure itll hold up against another engine like RDA. It’ll make for an interesting fight later on. He has that same high pressure cage cutting wrestling thats RDAs kryptonite
He fell for weeb chakra shit.
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Nothing my friend its just i wanna take a shit on Andrade terd wives face
Thank you for the gold, stranger ;)
Still Andrade can't see any of Namajunas punches coming cuz she has brain damage and eyezaids
How glorious are all of those (You)s in one post?
It's basically like nutting all over Andrade's lower back. Heavenly.
Rose was the underdog you dingus
excuse me, sir, are you steep miochish?
You'll never be Pat Barry
>I'll never be a CTE'd mutt with a psycho bald can as a gf
Wow how will i go on
Lima (the good one) has always been pretty based tbqh famala I'm glad people start to pick him up.
you'll probably "accidentally" asphyxiate yourself in a bangkok hotel closet
Who wins flushed RDA or flushed Lee?
Lee looked like he already given up ever since the Al fight.
I'm picking flushed RDA, but flushed Kevin Lee may have better cardio at 170 so it could be interesting.
I think Lee got this
Why is Shoeface fighting some no-Wiki can instead of clearing out the trash in MW that is inexplicably still ranked? (Puke, Tavarshit, Urethra)?
FREEMASONS RUN THIS SHIT
>cardio
what a meme word. ENDURANCE is what matters, not cardio
You're the biggest dork on /heem/.
MVP wins the rematch.
fucking ariel suggesting lee and rda come in at 165 to make a statement, ariel i love you're m'dude but you are pissing me the fuck off with this nonsense
Is this some sort of code for beating your wife?
155 and 170 are the most exciting/competitive divisions BECAUSE they're over populated
How bad will the /heem/ meltdown be when Cowboy heems leautismchip man?
When you think about it, BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in a while, huh?
exactly, if 165 were to come it'd just be another two boring divisions with people jumping up and down. less interesting fights
Excellent observation my man, cheers.
Pro tip Lee loses to anyone in the top ten at 165
Kevin Lee is a BUM
Based and redpilled
I dunno how will we react if santa claus is real never happening my nigga pigs fly first son
rda has big problems against pressure wrestlers and for some reason the ufc keep throwing him on them
I want them to agree to that just because I'm certain one of them would renege
this
>Canderson makes $500k+ per fight
Why are people surprised he keeps showing up for fights?
In red Alexander Emelyanenko. For this he was issued a fine. In Russia, you can not drink on the street. This is the second time in 2 months. The first time he drove the car drunk. Before that, after prison, he coached for 2 years with Ramzan Kadyrov in Akhmat. During this time, took shape and spent a lot of fights.
youtu.be
There is no 165 you retard
What the fuck bros I never noticed Ireland just ripped off Mexico's flag.
Cuz u a dummy boy.
anybody they put in that hypothetical division he would lost to you fucking retarded faggot
you shook
Wake up, Stipe...
Shook? Not me, I'm the Shaker. I vibrate through my opponents, come out the other side stronger. Faster. Better. Frequencies are being set.
Brock was going to murder DC desu.
Seethe harder you fat fuck incel
TJ Jones was going to murder Jack Swagger desu
Tony was going to murder Khabib desu
>charges dropped on my boy Gooby
>/heem/ all smiles edition
He doesn't look like he wants to fight at all.
*heems Stipe again*
heh -- nothing personnel wyboi
>muh he was out
>still won anyways
is Ben a God?
I'm here.
What the fuck are you talking about? Rose performed spectacularly then nearly got her neck broken with some Yea Forums wrestling move. She got fluked out by a can who was unfairly given better odds than her, there's no justice in that.
If Rose doesn't get an immediate rematch, fuck the UFC.
we talmbout peaches ore we talmbout beasts?
Peaches are abeast but abeast is also a peach, my man.
Stipe needs to retire DC. JJ needs to fight someone with a longer reach for once, especially if he decides to go champchamp.
>she was winning until she lost!
Cry into your porridge, slave.
This! It was a shit tier head/neck slam that'll be made illegal in the next year or two.
Fuck the UFC regardless
>literally never lost at heavyweight
>heems stipe( the so called GOAT heavyweight)
>still not called the GOAT Heavyweight
why?
I M A G I N E if Jon heems DC at HW and takes that away from him too. DC retires knowing he can never beat Jon and that he isn't the GOAT HW
Andrade is talentless and got lucky.
andrade wins the rematch
Yeah, that one trick is sure to work over and over again, especially vs a camp dedicated to countering it. Andrade gets mauled in the rematch, round 1 was like watching an adult fight a child.
Organizations that recognize Andrade as the champ: all
Organizations that recognize Rose as the champ: none
Look at this obese little freak crumple after getting kicked right in the dough deposit by a geriatric Anderson. He really thought he could beat Jon LMFAO
Racist casuals are making excuses for le back to Africa man.
His fragile ego will be obliterated
You are arguing against a point that wasn't made, dummy.
Based
Rose was slowing down and starting to get tagged, she was on track to get stopped late anyway
andrede heems rose lmao but for sure rose is gonna point fight her for 5 rounds and win
Damn, DC has a titanium chin.
She was a few shots away from completely popping the flesh around Andrade's eye, the Brazilian would have been half blind.
>i-its not f-fair she hurt her opponent in a f-fight
-Incels
Who will have longer reach than Jones?
Struve MATCHES Jon's reach at 7 foot tall
>please pay attention to my gimmick and make me heem famous guys!!!
Cringed
>pretending to enjoy a boring, one dimensional fighter stopping a virtuoso
that kick landed from an awkward angle with the instep and didnt have any momentum
when Jon landed that shin we all show what happened
Phillipians 1312 baby
I don’t pretend to enjoy fights. The boring one dimension won the fight. What difference does it make to you? I thought Rose won the story of the fight if that makes you feel better
this nigga has a Theodoroux fight kit
Fucked if I know. Stipe is the only guy I could think of, off-hand. Jonny Walker looks like Stretch Armstrong, and even he's two inches short. N'Gannou is just one inch short.
Wake up heem, it's morning.
Name me one (1) likable fighter from AKA. There are NONE
>What difference does it make to you?
I wanted to see five rounds of technique from Rose; Andrade looked like shit in comparison so I had given up on a competitive fight. Adrade is dull champion material, she walks through shots, tries the overhand right then throws bitches around. Fucking yawn.
>virtuoso
Clearly not if she loses to a boring, one dimensional fighter. Doesn't matter how much flashy garbage you can do, what matters is winning, which Rose didn't do.
rose got flushed
Typical American.
Daniel "Distinguished Champion" Cormer
Khabib
Khabib's turned into a dick.
>B-b-but Eddie I read the New York Times and watched CNN and they told me that's not true
RUBBER
GUARD
He just needs to fight someone with legit knockout power. He actually dodged rumble, by going crazy and getting in trouble with the law. Of course he has no problem fighting noodled armed fighters or fat manlets like DC.
Cung Le seems like a nice guy
He's always been a dick people are just finally paying attention to him.
100% this. Jones is an actual sociopath, he'll twist and turn to get an advantage and I expect that includes avoiding the few fighters who are a 'bad' matchup for him.
Probably. His English is getting better, too.
FUN FACT:
Michael Bisping retired the legendary Cung Le.
this
>oats
get the fuck out of my kitchen
this
based
>flukes don't exist
Rose was jab. If Andraj not slam Rose jab more. Why not slam rule break?
its like calling jon heeming dc a fluke. Rose is like 8-5 don't act like she's some transcendent fighter.
Rose won 1 round. That was a dominant performance by Rose. Winning one round isn't easy and she won as many rounds as Andrade. In many ways she won the fight.
Wish Andrade would heem every rosefag
>Andrade is boring
>hyping Snozes technique which got her slammed on her head
Cope
DC wasn't objectively dominated Jones
>fighter i have oneitis for loses
>f-f-fluke it was her t-turn!!!
>she walks through shots, tries the overhand right then throws bitches around.
literally best case for a wmma fight
Rosefags are unironically calling for a rule change because their girl lost. You're literally Hillary supporters.
I used to think my life was a tragedy. Now I realize it's a comedy. Now I'm always smiling.
roseniggers on /heem/ want rose to be champion more than rose wants to be champion.
Imagine watching WMMA
>pretending like anyone on /heem/ actually gives a fuck about Rose
Cynthia Calvillo beats Andrade
False equivalency. Rose didn't lose a decison beforehand to Andrade, and Andrade isn't some technical genius like Jon.
Nobody even posted about Rose for like a year outside of some bunda shots
waterson submits andrade
holy shit fucking samefag
Imagine not watching wmma
Prime Frankie flushes Hollowbrain
>We all know what happened
12 years of juicing culminated in getting dominated for 2 rounds before connecting on a single shot?
>IT WAS ILLEGAL!!!!
>f-false equivalency
Rose was gadooshed and flushed, bud. Thats all that matters. Now heem yourself before I do it for you.
For $349.99 they better not be!
>Rose is still the superior martial artist! Andrade is an unskilled fighter who gets by on brute strength!
I don't think Dana likes being the UFC guy anymore.
>getting dominated for 2 rounds before connecting on a single shot?
Oh is that what happened?
>brazilian cowboy $250
>arlovski $300
>cat zingano $350
they know
anyone have that pic of him watching a boxing match at the ufc?
Cejudo and Jones are literally the best champions you auscaz
She was getting utterly outclassed every moment of the fight until Rose fell down.
Why are people saying Rose wins the rematch? Lol all Andrade has to do is pick her up one time in the course of twenty five minutes lol.
Cejudo walks out with the Mexican flag.
>fell down
you dropped this, f a m
sweaty he is a 56%er whether he likes it or not
Adesanya is actually from NZ not Australia
Doesn't he have an Africa tattoo on his chest?
Imagine being such a degenerate waifufag loli fetishist that you support this heartlet after she tried to pull the most retarded flying kimura of all time and got stuck with a based piledriver
She submits her via BRAPs to the face
>jim miller $225
just imagine
would you tap to braps?
tricks of the industry
>Guns n' Roses was Aerosmith on steroids and Tony Ferguson is little Diaz with- ELK BLOOD IN HIM
I was rooting for Rose initially, then she lost, and I lost my virginity. Now I’m an Andrade chad
Never. I would just let myself pass out in glory before tapping to her beautiful braps.
God I wish that was me
Slips trips and falls are the number 1 source of jobsite injury
My gosh, were you raised by wolves? Imagine being full of such vitriol.
basedandbrappilled
Me on the right
how is he so lacking in scars? i played rugby until i was 17 and i have gnarlier eyebrows.
i always edge while watching fights and lately i'm starting to have homosexual thoughts i think it's due to associating the sight of sweaty half naked men wrestling with each other with sexual pleasure
My Justine Kish shorts were in perfect condition
DOWN GOES THE REEM
Is this what women feel when they watch the men fights?
I think being raised by a single boomer mom legitimately destroys most men before they even have a chance
Redpilled
Time traveler here. Bet the house on DC knocking Sleepay out by head spike in the first
kevin lee wants to tho, he wants RDA to do the same.
B O S T O N S A L M O N
O A
S L
T M
O O
N N
Why is he so scared of 170
Why even wear heels if your feet are never in the shot?
Does Boston have good salmon?
Women aren't really turned on by homosexual things between the opposite sex like men are.
>Lee in charge of making weight
watch this fool show up at 168
because he's a cutbabby and the idea of not being the bigger, stronger fighter terrifies him
Daily reminder that Poobert “my tumie wummie feews huwtie on fight day” Pootiker has zero (0!) title defenses.
Then why are they always hanging around gay dudes?
Atlantic Salmon
This is the true redpill
they aren't fucking them
When you think about it, all my favorite fighters are GOAT and the ones you like are shit
Future MW GOAT
he also lost to yoel
I bet I could heem you though
Boston Salmon, Miami Marlin and Tampa Bay Ray walk into a bar
Cejudo is very underrated right now because of the gold medal memes. He's going to beat Moraes for the BW strap and there are very few fighters at the lighter weight classes that have anything to offer him. He's going to be the one champ champ that actually defends both belts consistently.
t. Joe "Rubber Match" Rogan
lol no
DC does not deserve the #1 p4p spot his resume is actually not even that great. Dustin Poirier objectively has a more impressive record than DC.
>Andrade is nothing more than brute strength and no skill
>Slams are barbaric and should be banned from MMA
>Rose should be given an immediate rematch
I don't know bro. I like Cejudo but Moraes is fucking legid. And Cejudo is smaller and has been finished by guys smaller than Marlon. I hope he pulls it off though.
>it was yoels turn!!!
>twice!!!
cringe *heems you*
has actually anyone said like this? haven't been around much
Cejudo has been finished once and it was by a bodyshot, Marlon is a headhunter. Cejudo has an iron chin, some of the best wrestling/grappling in the UFC, lightning speed, and endless cardio. He's also strong as fuck, I would bet he will be the stronger fighter and will physically manhandle Moraes despite being smaller.
He'll be the last flyweight champion
1 and 3 yes. Not really sure about 2.
DC's only legit wins are Stipe, Gus, and Crumble and Crumble isn't even that legit. Max alone is a better win than any of DC's. Eddie is a better win than Gus and equal to Stipe.
mt rashwmore of mma FOR SURE
MVP literally would have won if he had just pulled guard
yes if mvp didn't do what he did, then what happened wouldn't have happened
>Ready for the hike down, or was there anything else you wanted to see, user?
Has she replaced Nunes as the most based dyke in the UFC?
He'll have to live with that reality for most of his life
MVP won the post fight story. Handled his loss with such grace, 50 Cent only cared about him. What more could you ask for? Future champ imo, he wins the rematch.
The only fighters that are actually good are Jones, Tony, Valentina, and Cejudo. That's it.
I offer the conjecture that he would have won if he wouldn't have lost.
even if you count the rounds that yoel won as 10-8 it would still be a draw so...
anybody else go from liking schuab to disliking schaub back to liking him ironically only to end up liking him unironically?
youtube.com
Slams are good for the sport, and you can't identify as a fight fan if you don't like them.
I now dislike him because he was too retarded to be able to buy the ppv
Callen's father was in military intelligence, a banking executive and then worked for the CFR (i.e., he was a spook or an asset). I bet Eddie hates even being in the same room with Callen.
it's a love hate relationshalp fershure b
skub is a beast of a comdienne b
>Valentina
cringe
*Beats Nunes twice
How long until they get Shawlb doing yuef see cawlmentary?
holy shit, so apparently schaub stole a nick swardson joke. is joe going to sperg out at him?
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I howlpe swoon
I can feel the Schaub brewing fellas I gotta get to the Till ASAP
m.youtube.com
I don't see how Coral keeps defending this disgusting behavior honestly
Why won't they book Zaleski against a top 10 opponent? Is everyone ducking him? Does he even have a fight booked?
I wanna see him capoeira heem toilet Till.
Google 'brendan schaub steals jokes'. It's well documented.
Joe won't call him out and if anything will go out of his way to defend him like he did when Amy Schumer got called out for stealing jokes.
Which female fighter should I jerk off to tonight?
Nick Swardson has been living rent free in my head for like 10 years and I utterly resent the fact that he's recently infiltrated the Rogan associated comedians so this honestly raises my opinion of Schaub's stand up
He should fight Till but Till is flushed. They shouldve done him and Robbie. Too much congestion with stalled fights or lightweights moving up
Sara McMann
Viviane Araujo
Rose is my girl. She lost. Rose is still my girl. It's fine.
LMAO
Imagine Costa eating one of Yoel's bombs
>his girl is a can
oh no no no
>Rose is my girl. She lost. Rose is still my girl. It's fine.
[spoiler]why isn't there any fake porn of wmma there's so much of youtube thots it's not fucking fair [/spoiler]
ultimate surrender?
Ultimate Surrender is the closest we have but the technique is really low level and it looks fixed. Really takes me out of it.
>it's a womanlet gets dominated by a amazon episode
Since Conor already won the war and the rematch, is Khabib really still the champ if you think about it?
Give me the rematch, Dana
Turn that chip back on
Based and Redpilled. Callen is a literal shill.
If schaub, rogan, and eddie were all the same size, who would win in a fight?
Max-Frankie confirmed for 240
What do you mean same size? Rogan's obviously the bigger guy in terms of head
surprisingly believable scenario
She openly flirted with Chad Okamoto. Beta Rose never deserved the belt
Noice, bit harsh on Volkanovski though
Dude just did what Frankie hasn't managed, who's even next for him?
I literally read it in her voice
>nadia kassems shorts on the next page breh
hhhnnnnnnnnngggggggg
no u
Volkanovisk just aint' a drawl, b.
He just waits for the winner. I don’t like the idea behind it but it’s more reasonable here than any other case at least. He can fight the winner in Australia
fuck kevin lee
RDA should come in at 180 to spite him
so what's this about spammy being a cripple?
it makes a lot of sense
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this but unironically
>pic related
aaaaaaaaaaah
Janay
she got het left leg and left side beat on pretty badly, everyone saying rose was walking through andrade have no idea what they're watching
I've never seen this footage. Damn thats sad.