"English" Premier League

>"English" Premier League
>the 3 best players are African

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most goals? sure
best? nope

If there are better players why don't they score more goals?

Scoring goals is the hardest part of soccer so the players who are best at it are the best players.
My IQ is 190, I look at literal geniuses the way you look at literal retards

>American opinions

but that's the definition of best players, hello?

Why did none of the three players posted win player of the season then?

because they are foreign?

Quality thread, excellent banter, would read to children as an example of American humour.

>tf
>tp
The top scorer of the MLS is a mexican

MLS stands for Major League Soccer not American League Soccer
Everyone claims Messi is the best player in the world and he scores the most goals

I consider my dog Australian

absolute state of you

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So you are comparing MLS to PL? Thank you.

has this ever happened before in the eplel? 3 joint top scorers?

if that's the definition of best player then why is there a separate trophy for best player, retard

>BLACK men are superior at sports
news at 11

In 97-98 it was split between Chris Sutton, Dion Dublin, and MIchael Owen. The following year it was split between Owen, Yorke, and Hasselbaink.

Not all sports

How many goals did they score? How the fuck did aguero lose to some wingers?

Premier League really turned into shit when 3 pace babbies are the top strikers.

Like they are good player for sure but you'd expect the best strikers in England to offer more to the game than run very fast

Yes it's the hardest part but its a team efforts part. Nobody can just take the ball and score by themselves.

Aubamayeng's not a pace babbie, he's a positioning babbie

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>Premier League really turned into shit ....
>Both European finals are full english
No

missed a penalty

>Nobody can just take the ball and score by themselves.
I can. I just choose not to

messi is the best player and top scorer
so is ronaldo

>all tied
>"Winner"
>everybody gets an award
LMAO
This semen slurping "" "" "" "" ""sport"" "" "" "" "" ""

is NOT
for me

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I have no idea what that table is reffering to

Super weak European year in the CL. There's literally no good team in Europe this year, Real is shit, Juve is shit, Bayern is shit... Barca has Messi and nothing else. It was so weak that Tottenham and Ajax was a literal semi-final

Chelsea and Arsenal budget is bigger than all other Europa League teams combined so they dont deserve any credit. Especially Chelsea who had the easiest road ever

The why hasn't he won shit without Xavi and Iniesta?

>tfw Ameridumb

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because he needs them to be the best. they make him better. but imagine THEM without a messi?
so there.

juventus isn't shit lmao. just because they shit the bed in the CL doesn't make them shit.

yes they (>we) are fucking shit. you would know if you watched their league games

Juventus has been absolutely shit this season, almost 20 goals less scored, 50 (yes, fifty) injuries, terrible performances in league and CL.
The only reason they won the league this year was Ronaldo + squad depth + napoli being absolute dog shit.

>Salah
>pace babbie
American-tier post.

jesus christ

Sorry folks, but the talking heads over at FIFA and the UEFA have made it MANDATORY to have at least one cape verdean/senegalese/ivory coaster/mutt PER TEAM in every single european club division 1-3 from every country ranging from germany to moldova.

These players aren't good, but you're being made to believe so. They're actually pretty fucking mediocre and the media is making them look good.

Also. watching any league besides Spain's is just fucking retarded.

>being too stupid to understand how a league system works
>Can't appreciate games that aren't interrupted by ads every 14 seconds or aren't brought to you by Doritos®, Subway©, and Miller Lite™

Also for the golden boot, what's your suggestion for improvement if they're tied? Taking turns shooting penalties at an empty net?

He's a PK baby

Shaquille O'bameyang, Moh Jordan and Kobe Mane

>the media is making Aubameyang look good

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>you now remember people saying he's shit by pointing out his chances missed rate is high but conveniently ignored that Aguero had more missed chances

>"American" football
>all the best players are african

Kane was on track but got 2 injuries

back to handegg grugball with you

BLACKED

stop making us look like retards

>An American was fat near me

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>you now remember people saying Auba was in a babby league with Dortmund and wouldn't score in the PL.

a penalty shootout (Classic MLS style run ups) vs the Golden Glove

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people would watch, make it apart of British Premier League All-Star Weekend, with the Charity Shield played the next day, etc

>Ameristats

all me btw

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Based Cadburys.

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>If there are better players why don't they score more goals?
yeah what's with goalkeepers why are they all so shit?

>last 4 poty are mussies and mutts
>engkeks will try and defend this

OH NO NO NO

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THEM won fucking World Cup playing with Fabregas as a forward

>barnes
>austrian

what retard made this

what do you mean?
they all could pass as english citizens

yet again the african man need white managers and white teammates to feed them easy assists

sharing this trophy is useless, they should give it to the one who scored less penalties and if they're tied they should give it to the one who score in most different games

What's wrong, OP? Are you fucking retarded?

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>Born in Bath to English parents, Barnes would qualify to represent Austria courtesy of his paternal grandmother, who was from Klagenfurt if he were to acquire Austrian citizenship. He was spotted by Austrian officials while on a pre-season tour with Plymouth Argyle in July 2008, and as a result he was called up to their Under-20 team to face Switzerland on 19 August 2008, the match was part of a four nation friendly tournament featuring Austria, Germany, Italy, and Switzerland. Barnes made his debut as a substitute in the 73rd minute replacing FC Wacker Innsbruck's Julius Perstaller in front of 250 spectators.

>Barnes said in April 2015 that he had had no further contact with the Austrian Football Association, and stated that he was open to representing either England or Austria at senior level if given the opportunity. In March 2017, whilst playing in the Premier League for Burnley, he expressed his desire to represent the national senior side. His form in the 2017–18 season led to calls in Austria for him to receive a national team call-up, and manager Franco Foda confirmed in March 2018 that he was monitoring Barnes.

>His application for Austrian citizenship was rejected by the Austrian Ministry of the Interior in February 2019, thus confirming his ineligibility to represent Austria.

>best players
>no title

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Based. Throw in a trick shot competition and this semen slurping sport may be for me after all.

It's not the "English" Premier League, it's just the "Premier League"
people only put "English" infront of it because it takes place in England, while other countries have their own versions of the Premier League, such as the Primeira Liga
From the wiki:
>The Premier League (often referred to as the English Premier League (EPL) outside England)
>> outside England)

retard

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>There's literally no good team in Europe this year
thats quite the opposite of what the entirety of the Champions and Europa League are set up for, retard
English teams are the strongest in the world.

but none of them are muslims
it's ramadan right now and they all played
they therefore cannot be muslims

This is such a dumb argument. The Premier League is the highest tier of the english football system. It is english, period.

>The Premier League is the highest tier of the english football system.

Wales too, Welsh teams can enter.

You dont call it "The Spanish La Liga" or "The German Bundesliga"

look at the post he is replying to, dumbdumb

It's over.