Buffalo would bootyblast all four of these shit teams
/hoc/
fuck the sharks
go knights
Was a good run lads, sad to say the fun is over.
Please delete this picture of my wife RIGHT now
>i will never have a cutie into hockey even give me a glance
horrible thread
gg, refs
See you next game.
fuck off
The more this season goes on, the more I hate Carolina and I don't think my opinion of them will ever recover.
Seek help.
I don't even care if we get eliminated at this rate I just want the Canes to actually play more than two periods of hockey this series. Ever since the third of game 1 it's been fucking embarrassing watching them.
Bruins are fucking killing it this year
It should be Vegas against St. Louis.
genuine question from someone that only started watching hockey last October, why is Marchand just allowed to get away with everything
Imagine thinking that williams didnt grab marchands stick and try to draw a call.
I guess this is what happens when brothers and sisters reproduce.
have sex
no one knows
fuck off retard
why so smug, cuplet?
boston has exposed carolina
What can the NHL do for Marchand? He needs to get more help especially with all these other players picking on him all the time.
hes not
he is one of the most penalized players in the league. Only retarded sunbelters think he gets away with things.
every time i see this pic i start thinking "damn that food looks good, maybe canes fans aren't retarded" but then they start posting again and i change my mind desu
Marchand getting disciplined or whatever wouldn't stop anything or please anyone because once he is dealt with then every dipshit casual starts to hone in on the next player who does something shitty and will call for their heads thus the league having to play a tiring game of wack-a-mole
nova scotians are a protected race in the nhl
MOMMY'S
FEET
the only thing left is to go back to your trailerpark and stop watching hockey and go back to wrasslin
no boberry biscuits for you
I'm just being realistic. If we lose at home we're done. We can't win in Boston. We al least held our own with the Caps, Boston they're running us over.
it's just fast food man
>We can't win in Boston
Imagine thinking this.
Anyone can win in Boston.
Let this thread assure you that relocanes fans are in fact functionally retarded.
>Raleigh
>Trailerpark
t. room temperature IQ Canadian from Red Deer.
buffalo girls sound like prime gf material, already used to settling for less and getting disappointed
Marchand is one of the worst players in hockey.
Keep defending him tho, canada.
Low function to be honest
the entire state of north carolina is a shitsmelling trailerpark full of negros and inbreds.
But Canadian posters are the ones who always bring up fucking mandrama.
bud why are you so mad at carolina lol you've never even been here c'mon
Imagine hating something this much.
>2 cups after this year
>gold medal
>conn smythe after this year
Seethe harder my smelly beaner friend.
You've never been here you dog fucker. Stay up there with your 3/4's dollar.
I have actually. Its a shitsmelling trailerpark full of low iq mongoloids.
>Stay up there with your 3/4's dollar.
It's "monopoly money."
Oh the ironing
Randy has been able to make dozens of people hate the previously harmless relocanes in under one season
bye bye fag lmao
Oh, hey reddit. I see I've got you worked up again
NO GOAL
Popeye's is better, obviously I'm a nigger ama
Every time I see a canes fan trying to talk about hockey I imagine that awful low iq southern drawl and then that reminds me that I shouldn't take their opinions about hockey seriously because they have never even skated.
Wonder which one he put his wiener in that night.
its almost like anons dont like loudmouthed retards
getting real sick and tired of waiting for mommy's feet
where the FUCK is the pic??
Irony because california is actually a stinking trailerpark full of low iq beaners and inbreds?
How can we get a pipe bomb to go off a center ice at pnc arena and kill both these shit teams as well as some of the hill billys in the stands?
This is a cross check and a high stick. The stick blade is above Marchands shoulders, and both his hands are on the shaft as the check takes place. I hope Boston is the first hit by a nuke.
I wonder what his wife thinks about this? Also these chicks are 5' tall
Funny, when that's exactly what people are responding to and being led by.
Wait till we get niggers skating
That will be our revenge.
>Islels sweep pongs
>relocanes sweep islels
>broons sweep relocanes
>shorks sweep broons
I come from this future. This is the way of things.
o b s e s s e d
how do I unsubscribe from this blog
Hongcouver would absolutely prawn skewer the Bombston Pooins
Gonna be a b&r from me
>they're still talking about their imaginary friends
You people need help.
Williams grabs the stick, making it not high sticking, and then retaliates by grabbing marchand. If you'd like to reply to this post include a timestamped post of your skates so I know you are allowed to be here.
This is a post by whiney little babby. I hope carolina gets hit by a religion of peace.
>Mike asked Williams “did you get an answer about why you got a holding call and not Marchand?”
>Williams: I’ve got to know better, I’m old enough been here long enough to know I’ve gotta be better.
That’s a real captain. He owns his mistakes and is humble enough to know what needs to be done. Let’s remember he’s been a great leader for us on the ice. Let’s bring some love for our Captain!
forever live with shame
You really hit the nail on the head there, canada.
>allowed to be here
>Canadian poster
>after round 1
Im disgusted with the refs one sided weak calls that CONTROL the game. Nhl needs to be less biased. With that being said, petr is playing injured it's quite obvious now. And we just have to get back to our game, forecheck forecheck and goals will come
>"Uhhh all the bunch of jerks or Relocaniggers as I like to call them, get off this board because it's for snowbelters only, understand, because if you don't I will make jerks Whalers again!"
I fucking HATE niggers REEEEEE I WANT TO KILL ALL NIGGER
same
He should know better, but that doesn't mean Marchand isn't a piece of shit. Because he is. If there's any justice in the universe, we'll win this series. But just like with Washington, we have to keep playing our game and not retaliate at their cheap shots and goon tactics. That's not who we are. We skate through that shit, we don't get involved in it.
Basef!
Imagine being a canadian having to root for fucking ruins just because their teams are so shit they can't win the cup since 1993. So the bandwagon whatever us teams are doing well atm
>hit the nail on the head
So does your beaner father for 2 bucks an hour.
*served Retardlina a stinky Tavares sandwich*
You probably won't win the series but if there is any justice in the universe you need to fuck up Marchand before you leave. Come on.
Reminder. We beat a much deeper, more talented caps team after losing the first 2. That arena is a graveyard compared to pnc. Bench Petr, get home, punch marchand in the mouth and let's show Boston what TRUE fans are like.
Sorry Relonigger but we're all not bandwagoners like you.
I’m upset. So are you. Let’s pick this team up and show them love! Watching the last 4 periods of hockey have been tough. This looked like early November at certain points in time the last 80 minutes of hockey. We aren’t creating high danger chances. We are giving up the power play like we have an empty next. We are reacting instead of being proactive. I have yelled from my couch like I have the answers, and I am sure you Jerks have too. Now is not the time to get down on these boys. Every time they let us down they pick us up ten fold. They have shown us and the rest of the NHL what it looks like to play fun hockey. We need to be here to make PNC louder than ever!!!! Stand behind this team and push them forward. They need to know that we aren’t giving up, but instead reaching out a hand to pick them up. This is tough and I know I am nervous like most of you, but we need to look death in the eye and say “not today”. Let’s surge together again and show B***** we are not going gently into that good night. We are not giving them anything. As we have said all season, Take Warning!!!
BASED Rat Man
Stop it user i just had sides surgery they need rest
Name a great American born player...
I'll wait.
American teams are literally full of canadians. So stop the bullshit.
>6-0 in the 3rd
Has that ever happened in the Conference finals?
Seriously, you guys gotta stop with these shit takes. Same thing happened the GDT/PGT game 2 at Caps. We look like shit I get it, take the loss and give our guys the respect they have earned. Hopefully, they can bounce back again in Raleigh.
Oh, and Marchand is a douche.
Oh man you got me good with that one, canada. I don't think i'll ever recover.
>both his hands are on the shaft
sick fuck
Lel.
Holy fucking based
American teams are full of americans and euros, as well, retard. And even one player from Australia in case you didn't know.
>1993
Jake Generationzel
Quinn Hughes
Crosby babby
The only way out is to kill yourself.
Who are the penguins trading boys?
Dustin Brown
More cups as a captain than any other american
Everyone just relax, cheer up, and take a step back from that ledge! As frustrating as this series has been so far let’s remember 2 things:
We were down 2-0 against the defending champs in the first round, and you’re never in trouble until you lose at home (which we are undefeated at), as bad as these losses have been they are nothing more than a loss.
How fucking proud we should be of these guys to be in the conference finals, who had us going this far at the beginning of the season? How about December 30th? We need to remember how young we are and how much room we have to grow WITH A FIRST YEAR HEAD COACH.
I love you user
Stop replying.
>11 goals without crosby
it is baby not babby
>unironically using reddit
literally kill yourself
god i want 7/11 food again
I've never seen a team get literally every single bounce the way the Bruins are right now.
Don't get me wrong, we're playing like dogshit too. But this ridiculous amount of Bruins puck luck isn't sustainable.
We'll get em in games 3 and 4
>We were down 2-0 in this other series and won so we are going to win again this time
Is this what Carolina hockey intelligence looks like?
God I wanted to fucking chop up niggers with a machete
They play on the same line lad
Is 92736396 bait or newfag? Been surrounded by retards all day it’s hard to tell
Marchand has a pretty amazing ability to avoid getting fucked up
and he had 29 goals courtesy of crosby. without croschad he is shit and only produced 11 goals
Is Don Sweeney dare I say it… elite?
>you have to play hockey to watch and understand the game
No you fucking idiot, this is a still of initial contact, before ‘Williams hooked the stick around his own neck, and pulled himself to the ground’. So find a new argument faggot. Plus this
and half of that 11 was probably indirectly set up by Crosgod. He is a 5 goal scorer at best.
The only way out of what? Im in the best area to live in the world, best girls, best hockey state, why would i need a way out?
Hate to be the one to say it, but if the Bunch of Jerks don’t win Game 3 on Tuesday, the Bruins will likely be on their way to the finals. However, I wonder if they’ll be able to handle the energy of PNC Arena.
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ted forgot to take his meds again
@92736490
Sorry cletus, but its beneath me to discuss hockey with someone who's never played.
patrice bergeron
Dude we're done. I've given up. You don't get utterly blown out like this and come back like that.
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The Teds had a better playoff atmosphere and the Bruins didn't give a fuck. Quit it with this dumb le crowd noises xD meme
>using @
>able to handle the energy of PNC Arena.
Donny been elite since bluelining with Bourque
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Sharks fan here.. I'm pulling for you guys to make a comeback at home. You guys definitely have a fun team..
Love the Storm Surge, Its nice to see teams show some personality.
Damn those 2 were able to hit 100 db at game 4 against the Islels?
2 minutes to neck someone? That's 100% worth it.
based
>still doesn’t know what a high stick or cross checking is
You should listen to this guy
>DAYYMMIT BRANDY-LYNN I CAUNT SEE THA PUUCK
>SHUDDUP KYLE IM PREGNUNT AND IT AYYINT YURRS
Embarrassing how bad this guy needs attention.
How many have the refs called this series?
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shut the FUCK UP rajeesh
>two game sample size
Inbred retard failed math.
bruins are the most american team in the league
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Honestly, this is gonna be a cringe from me now.
thinking about the nuclear migraine-inducing meltdown Canes fans will have when Boston sweeps
Oh, hello sunbelters.
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I see Randy has completely lost his mind. Many such cases.
not sure he is attempting to convey with a statement such as "Kill All N's"
As a bruins fan I'd like to thank CBJ and the Canes for eliminating our mortal enemies.
..and then allowing us to push your shit in on the way to the cup.
>A leaf says this
Some jokes just write themselves
>Canes fans
>fans
there's like 15 total on the entire internet the rest are just people that got meme'd into attending a game via trending twitter hashtags
See, this is right before Williams reaches out and grabs Marchands stick and hits himself in the shoulder, then neck. Amazing, since Williams was looking at the bench!
Is this >mad >at ice reborn?
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I WANT TO KILL ALL NIGGERS BRUTALLY WITH A FUCKING MACHETE AND A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHED
92736825
Seethe harder.
>niggerguy
Here we see Williams cross checking himself! Amazing skill Don!
Asian Moot, trace this post! Stat!
BOILING
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL SHOVE A 12 GUAGE DOWN YOUR GOD DAMN THROAT YOU RETARDED TRIP FAG
Come on, Boston. You won the game. Just show some class. Stop shitting up the thread.
OH NO NO NO NO HOW WILL HILL BILLYS EVER RECOVER
92736850
I still get >(you)'s on the daily. One canuck isn't gonna make me sweat
>I am not going to reply to you
>I am replying to you
Which is it faggot?
>AvS2020
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im actually false-flagging as both canes and broons fans despite >my team being entirely done by the allstar break and not in the ploffs
Canadians get no more (You)s today.
whens the game on
>Tank4Lefreniere
pls >hasb
Isnt that 70% of /hoc/?
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This, based bros
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KILL ALL NIGGERS
i always thought that was the entire point of /hoc/ and game threads. otherwise wouldn't you be rather watching the game.
>Marchand dindunuffin!
>he a gud boi
Day of the rake can’t come soon enough
you sound upset
wtf I love the canes now?
>mad
>at marchand
Wtf Marchand needs to be suspended for this!
>paid millions
>fined only thousands
100% worth it.
I fucking hate niggers if you can’t tell
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R E N T F R E E
hello my son is viewing this board and i do not appreciate you spamming racial slurs. this is against the 4channel rules.
Alright I’ll bite. Put Big Mac in next game. And before you tell me “2 of them weren’t his fault” I don’t give a fuck.
The team needs a wake up call, and mac deserves a chance to try and clean up a steaming pile of horse shit that is Hurricanes hockey Right now.
Bad news lads. I lost a bag of chips
I like to come up with personal histories of being a fan of said teams i false flag too for the added power level touch
Also good news though. I'm listening to Eagles again
>my wife's son
Ftfy
based bruins working hoc spergs into a seething shoot
How the hell is Williams like 2 heads taller than El Ratón? That nigga is micro machines.
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
wow i thought you just came to the thread and used ctrl+f
DUDE did you see what that DISGUSTING shitlord marchand did? OMG this is extremely problematic. I am making a change.org petition to have him suspended NOW
-Posted from my switch
everyone in this thread is cheering for the bruins. nobody hates your team you cuck
Doing God's work, user
You should be listening to where eagles dare
jesus man. my team lost and i had a rough day
AND I HATE THE FUCKING EAGLES MAN
Thank god the bracketcuck has arrived, I had no idea what was happening in the playoffs.
>FOR FREE
why you heff to be mad
Based ratchand.
Can't wait to see all the whiny stories the national hockey writers come up with.
>Boston team
No one except niggers from Boston is cheering for your shit team you tranny faggot. Stop pretending to speak for everyone you fucking humongous queer. The rest of us would rather see your entire city nuked off the face of the map. /hoc/ hates you, Yea Forums hates you, everyone hates you.
You know what? I agree with you, leaf. Mac wasn't showing me any sort of Playoff skill in the later bits of the season, but he's proved himself to be a hell of a goalie in the short time he had for this run. I like Mrazek, but give him a spot on the bench for God's sake, Rod.
ABSOLUTELY
SEETHING
>AND I HATE THE FUCKING EAGLES MAN
grim
That only proves his point
>but he's proved himself to be a hell of a goalie in the short time he had for this run.
hasn't he only played like 2 playoff games in his entire career?
again daddy do it again
not a single american lol
@92737293
zoomers out
I am not replying to leafs, but I though Mac should have gone in after the third goal. Pter looks off.
made some burgers and roasted a few pieces of corn on the cob, lads
based cuckposter
based leaf
you are american
basically
fucking hill billys
>falling for redditposts
How to spot a newfag 101
EXCELLENT post
Absolutely. The third, and seventh for this series, goal on him should have been the point made to get him off the crease for a while. Nope! >We'll keep him in there even if he lets three by in the same game.
It's Hill Williams to you, sir.
How hard is this man laughing right now?
but you are worse than him
he fell for it but you are such an experienced internet user, you know all reddit memes. sad.
we burned down your white house
NEVER forget it
hill billy
Name the last time a canadian team won a cup without asking the refs for help
Protip: you can't
92737409
If it were, that was a good reddit post. Didn't even know it was one without all the seething sarcasm and hilarious imagery. I'll have to keep this in mind for my future posts
I did burgers, chicken (skin on legs with back attach) and salad. Corn tomato cucumber and peppers on it
I fucking hate Don, so old and biased!
remember that time the us invaded canada, got repelled and had their capital and most important government buildings burnt to the ground?
Hillbilly is one word you fucking city slickers
Hope he gets a heart attack desu. He went senile years ago
I dig burgers
He is old, like 87. I find him funny sometimes, and senile other times.
no, i don't. i was too young to remember that.
This. This board is full of newfags and children who can't spell.
>mad at marchand
i hate marchand but hate the canes too
t. hill billy retard
>i am so cool i am not mad at marchand
>cause getting mad at marchand makes you a casual
He cute
stop forcing this retarded hill billy shit faggots
it is not funny it is as annoying as marchand
what's your endgame seriously?
Business idea: Picture this lads. Instead of Netflix and chill it says spelled in Netflix font "Eagles and Grill?" For a shirt you could wear
Tony stark dies
/hoc/ pill me on hill billy. I was only gone like 2 weeks
newfag retard
Horrible idea
>dougie
He doesn't care about the Relocanes as much as people might think.
typical canadian name
i bet there is also jackie and jimmy posting itt
reminder to call your mom today
or if you're a hurricanes fan, call your sister
some faggot came up with another gay meme
I guarantee someone here is unironically called gord
The absolute personification of America itself Phil Kessel
Do you like Gord Downie? I've been a big Hip fan ever since the release of their 1998 album, Phantom Power. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Phantom Power where, uh, Gord Downies presence became more apparent
My bosses daughter wants me to put it in her butt
She's got a good body but her face is all tricked off. and she smells like onions
Torey Krug for Conn Smythe
Unironically like the hip
unironically baste ass fuckkkkk
posting an image of joey logano get btfo here nasscarpostiere
>tfw the flames probably ether pick another offensive Defensemen or a bust at the draft
>you will never own a skoda
Thinking about 7 time literal who Brandt snedeker
Marchand is a manlet like most Canadians. He is probably like 5’7” though.
I just bought a dr. Pepper earlier. Tho I guess you're just renting it.
Import one.
Toronto getting blown the fuck out a second time this spring lads.
is there a rapties version of sean
rapties sean is sean, lad.
Ya. Sukhminder
God i hope the flames use a blasty jersey for there winter classic
It's the same Rajeet, idiot.
Is the relocanes seethe over?
Yes but /hoc/ still hates Boston
nah
boston is based for destroying the stinky smelly relocanes
>seething leaf fag
Yikes
>Boston
>based
Pick 1
Can't believe I've had to "cheer" for Boston not once, but TWICE these playoffs. Literally disgusted with myself.
this.
the fucking relocanes are a cancer i and i the franchise dies
seething?
Im not a relocanes fan
...
Hope you kill yourself. Never cheer for boston
Me either just fuck boston
Here let me make it more clear
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cheer"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" for boston
Hahaha. That duck is storng
so you are seething then
>Implying it makes you any less disgusting
As are you
why?
the relocanes are btfo and exposed and this makes me happy
Marchand is based. I like a player who can fully embrace the role of a villian.
Chara and Marchand are just likable enough for me that I want them to get the cup and watch all the fags bitch and moan over it.
You seethe at the canes memery
I seethe at Boston's faggotry
>seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe
I just hate Boston in general. Their stupid accents, terrible beer, streets that smell of piss, lefter than left liberal mindset, holier than thou attitude, terrible snowy weather, fake as shit tourist traps, and horrible angry people that roam the streets.
I'd rather see the old shorks finally get one than have to suffer through yet another Boston win
>I seethe at Boston's faggotry
So you admit that you're absolutely >seething
>seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe
pucks? they need to be deep
shots? they need to be on goal
based artic cat snowmobiles
Traffic? needs to be created in front the net.
I never denied it in the first place. The bad guys are winning and their fairweather fans are starting to shit up /hoc/ again. Of course I'm seething
Golden State Warriors and their wretched fanbase of bandwagoners are enough for me to wish nothing but broken dreams for their area.
>fairweather fans
yeah sorry, I forgot the carolina whalers had such a devoted fanbase.
fuck off, faggot.
toronnah gonna do it lads
Nigger hoop=/=hockey
San fag cisco=/=san jose
NO NO NO BRUINS FANS ARE SHITPOSTING MORE AS THE CUP DRAWS NEARER PLEASE STOP THEM SOMEONE ANYONE
>fairweather fans
you mean canes fans?
More than boston
i love this man more every year
canes posters and shorks posters the worst and most autistic posters in /hoc/ the worst broons fags only post in the game threads so they get a pass. no one cares about the bloos so i hope they win.
>team bottom 4 in attendance this year is talking about team devotion
not sure if extremely retarded or falseflagging
reminder this sperg is a pedosota fan lmao
>the state of hockey
pretty sure he's a faggot leafs fan. or at least pretends to be.
This is an autistic website. Canes and shark poster are the best and normies need to leave
do u guys wear hockeys jerseys outside of the house?
At least sharks posters don't shit up /hoc/ 24/7 and sperg out constantly.
if i need to run to a store during a game.
other than that, no.
no but i see it often during game nights. people going to bars and whatnot
Only if it's game day
Neither do canes. You're just an angry leaf faggot
yeah i wear my bertuzzi jersey and heem people @ the grocery store
i actually like when shokrs posters shit up the catalog when the win. sometimes Yea Forums needs a reminder of who's boss around here
Im wearing a kings jersey right now at work
sometimes if it's cold and i need another layer over a sweatshirt when i run
Prety gay desu
Literally false on both accounts.
>waaaah I no like canes
Shut the fuck up faggot.
kippers and smuk anok > all current tripfags
POOP SANDWICH
>waaaah am angery leag better do elwhat I say or I'll get REALLY mad
Lmao
fuck me in my ass, man
marchy pointing williams to the bench i fucking screamed
/hoc/ loves sandwiches
Eh >we both suck rn m8
tripfags will hang on the day of the rope
HE'S GONNA SAY IT
You promise?
At least we're not anons
Those crybabbys are the worst
50/50 some of em are alright
BOILING
Sean needs to come back and cleanse /hoc/ of this garbage again.
he needs to be spread over the river ganges
Thor - Victor Hedman, Tampa Bay Lightning
Dude's got blonde flow and lightning bolts pasted all around him at all times. Sprinkle in the fact that Hedman also lays people out with thunderous hits on a nightly basis, and he might as well trade in his stick for a hammer to complete the ensemble.
Plus, we already know he loves to dress up.
Hulk - Dustin Byfuglien, Winnipeg Jets
Speaking of laying people out, both Byfuglien and the Hulk make a living off smashing their opponents. A task that the Jets' blue-liner has seemingly perfected over recent weeks, handing out a bevy of punishing hits while leaving his enemies in a crumpled heap.
Word to the wise: Do not get Byfuglien angry. We all know what happens when he gets angry.
Iron Man - Alex Ovechkin, Washington Capitals
Ovechkin and Tony Stark sometimes find themselves in the unfortunate scenarios of trying to play the hero while instead becoming villainized for their shortcomings and ego-driven behaviors.
And while Ovechkin has come a long way in terms of shedding the bad rep of being a selfish player, he's short on rings, and still operating in the shadow of some of the more accomplished players in the NHL. A feeling similarly shared by Iron Man when fighting alongside some of the more wholesome and popular Avengers like Captain America or Thor.
At least both my luck swing teams won today
Hawkeye - Connor McDavid, Edmonton Oilers
Even if you don't watch hockey on the regular, you watch enough highlight shows to know that McDavid makes a living out of threading needles, picking corners, and finding the slimmest of spaces to operate in. And, if you've been following the exploits of Clint Barton - aka Hawkeye - over the last handful of years, you're well aware he operates in a very similar manner.
McDavid uses a carbon fiber stick, whereas Hawkeye gets his job done with a carbon fiber bow and arrow. But both men are surgical with their precision.
Captain America - Blake Wheeler, Winnipeg Jets
The Jets captain might not have the ravishing good looks of the current version of Captain Steve Rodgers, as portrayed by actor Chris Evans, but the rest of Wheeler's attributes make him the perfect player to lead the NHL's band of Avengers.
Strength, leadership, a willingness to sacrifice himself for the good of his squad, both Cap and Wheeler do it all, and all in the name of others. Oh, don't forget, despite playing north of the border in Winnipeg, Wheeler's still a good ol' American boy, obviously a necessary trait to fill this role.
Ant-Man - Johnny Gaudreau, Calgary Flames
Let's not overthink this one: Ant-Man and Gaudreau go to their utility belt of tricks to fool their enemies, and both are effective at what they do despite being limited by their relatively small frames.
Gaudreau might only stand 5-foot-9 and 157 pounds, and much like Ant-Man, that doesn't stop him from being larger than life once the pressure is on.
Spider-Man - Andrei Vasilevksiy, Tampa Bay Lightning
Not only does Vasilevskiy spend a lot his nights sitting in a web of netting, but his freakish athleticism and seemingly supernatural flexibility are surely the result of a bite from some kind of radioactive arachnid.
And while the young Russian will likely leave the professional photography to the real Spidey, his innate sixth sense and ability to contort his body are remarkably similar.
OK WE REALLY DO NEED A NEW THREAD NOW
Canada needs a girlfriend
cause you are an underage retard and you watch hockey for the memes
[Serious] As a casual fan, I'm only ever really aware of the differences in teams based on players I recognize and the colour of their jerseys. With four teams left in the playoffs, could anyone take the time to break down differences in each team's style of play?
i hear people cheering, what other sporting event is happening
tronna lads
raptors won lads
>another le two tendie meme team gets btfo
has this ever worked?
It's called one of the toughest positions in sports for a reason I guess. Your backwards skating has to be as good as some forwards' skating period. There's a lot that goes into even being a bottom pairing defenseman as far as understanding time and space, anticipating someone else's movements, and knowing what options they have to effectively guard against them. It's not enough to be physically gifted, you have to think the game at a high level to be a great defenseman (not that forwards don't, but that you can rely on something like a north-south game more than a defenseman can), and that's also why some guys who have a ton of promise don't pan out because you get to the NHL and it's not enough to use the extra foot you had over kids in junior to bully them. Being a two way defenseman is tough, but to be a transcendent talent like Karlsson takes so much it's literally impossible for someone like me to comprehend.
Reminder that Toronto is majority brown and is a basketball city now
im older than u junior, old enough to have seen my team win a cup
why, you are right, now that you mention it
I was on Tinder the other day, and if you read the profiles, you realize and unordinary amount of women like hockey
Reminder North Carolina a majority sunbelt retard state and is a sunbelt retard market now then and forever
well that's sad then.
I actually read an article today about how this very attitude is problematic and a plague on hockey
Hmmm Buffalo? Are they a good team? How many cups?
I read an article today about how your sister loves getting cock stuffed in all her holes at the same time
It does actually make sense. With a 1 goal lead you’re typically still playing hard so you don’t give the lead up. With a 3 goal lead you are statistically pretty safe and have a handle on the game. A 2 goal lead is that sweet/sour spot where you start to relax a little too early because you’re ahead, and that can lead to letting in a soft one.
>canadian image quality
Hi
>tripfagging
I just ripped my bong so hard I farted
Protip: all women like to have their holes stuffed
So I was on vacation in Reno, desert shithole Nevada... They had a city ice rink set up. I lace up my skates and start flying around the ice like a mad man. I, as usual, had my couture Jersey on. About 20 minutes into my session, some kid is watching me and he's wearing a fucking reaves Jersey. He pays to join the session, and starts skating all shitty, getting in everyone's way falling down and shit. Suddenly he challenges me to a race. This fucking 13 year old kid literally trips me and sends me flying into the boards. And this rink was super shitty, with sharp edges all over. No gloves on, I get cut and bleed on the ice. The kid tells me there is no ref here to save me and he laughs as he leaves.
Why are hockey fans from Nevada so fucking shitty?
I fucking love hating niggers
That’s a based post
I might actually start being a >vags poster
Why did you capitalize jersey but not Couture?
Are you slightly retarded?
based zoomer. get your geriatric ass off the ice, gramps
>philthy
the Maple Leafs are even relevant any more lmao
Phone posting nigger
>tank for a decade
>draft a bunch of busts
>still can't get past the second round
truly the oilels of apehoop
How can anybody justify being a reaves fan though? That fuckhead is literally the niggest of all nigs.
Lmao so the leafs are tired of waiting for the stanley cup they are a basketball country now? Go raptors. Imagine if they win it all hahahahhahaha
>are even relevant
I dislike toronto as much as the next man but you should stop being completely fucking retarded before you hate in them
I'm younger than Thornton. And he's awesome. So at least there's that.
Not anymore. It is very hard to get laid these days. Nobody invites anyone to parties and people just don't socialize anymore.
there's what? i dont know what you mean.
not gonna lie, you're all kind of pathetic
t. incel
have sex
calm down, incel
Maybe no one invites you to parties bro. Speak for yourself
Sucks for you. I have no problem getting laid and im a loser who posts on Yea Forums
Stop being mean to the canes. At least they showed up to their games and cared.
where do you find girls wearing hockey shirts
Literally snowbelt towns with good hockey teams our girls grow up with and are into hockey
Reminder carolina will win the next 4
Game 6 is a must win imo
Any game played *after* a game 5 is must win for at least one of the teams in volved. To get to game 6 one team has to have at least 3 wins. Can't lose against a team with three wins. Or you're out
do furpuck fans dig basketball?
look at them fags itt
Don't ever fuck with Don Cherry again, zoomer hill billys
Thanks for dobson lmaooooo. Enjoy hamonic being shite
Just to ask, is there a reason for the constant FUCK THE CANES shitposting here other than muh refpuck? Is there some canadian memes or salt I am missing here for why most of the thread has been nothing but this? Or is it still mostly MUH KNIGHTS SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN FURTHER FUCK EVERYTHING still happening? Bloos fan here just getting back, have no idea what the fuck is going on.
What the fuck are you talking about retard
>I just LOVE bacon on everything!
Nobody was talking about bacon you fucking retard
Severely Autistic Missourian
More like severely retarded because he's an ethnik
it’s the same guy who brings up Donald Trump all the time by posting onions memes and saying >no you he must have had a vacation granted and is back
Imagine trying to fuck with a man with this physique.
wojak edits are patrician tier
>Why yes, I do say "based" or "cringe" to myself aloud when browsing /hoc/ depending on the qualities of the posts
1:7
2:5
3:1
9000. 6
90001. 4
900002. 2
900000000001. 3
Go bet 1000 on it amerifat
I wish I could say the same for toronto winning game 8
toronto won game 7 tonight retard
Which toronto team do you think when I mean game 8?
the city of toronto won a game seven tonight
does this upset you in some way?
have sex
Avoiding the obvious eh?
Imagine thinking nigger bounce matters
vinch reenk hez de bes eyece
NOOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME TO HAVE SEX IM SO LONELY AND HORNY
But who asked you?
Name a better feeling than your masculine male cat pounding on the door so you open it and he hops onto your lap and nuzzles then sits down and purrs
when a cute girl nuzzles your neck
>look mom im being edgy on the Internet again aren’t you so proud of me??
Cats only
Oh look the wojaknigger is here
JIDF is getting really low tier lately make sure to send shekels lads
business idea: cancel the rest of these SHIT playoffs and make the draft next week and free agency start on june 1
Wouldn’t mind seeing Blues win though first
have sex
92741038
ya seething
ya boiling?
And as the remaining points leader and highest seed, the Boston Bruins are automatically named champions. I like the way you think dude.
why is this have sex shit everywhere? it literally serves no purpose but to derail threads
Mad about your 92 sexcapades Kevin?
because the virgin insult still is the strongest and easiest insult to use when you're losing in any argument.
It’s reddit and kikes trying to detail 4cham culture
WORKED
What did we think of Thrones
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92741142
Didn't watch a God damned millisecond
not gonna lie before this weeks game of thrones i didn't even know that dragons had long, hard, veiny cocks or that they could have sex with their female masters. pretty epic.
kwab
>norm of normies
Was cool at first then ruined by normies
its funny
I don’t watch shit TV shows, so can someone explain why all the normalfags are so shittershattered over these episodes of GoT?
Wayne Gretzky
some black chick
if the blackhawks made the playoffs i think they could actually be in the WCF right now
They catered hard to the reddit woman are super powerful crowd and now they are showing that women can have flaws
lol
The meltdown is pretty hilarious to watch
Started as a cool show about swords and battles then went total sjw for normies
I don't give a fuck. Everybody talk about the jets or laine or me or don't talk about nothing. Not gonna fucking listen. Not gonna read it.
I'm hot just like an oven
>how DARE they add women to MY shows and have them be something other then sex objects
How can anyone defend Marchand chopping a guy in the throat with his stick? If the cans go down i hope someone just takes his head off. Little manlet faggot and of course boston gets away with it because big market teams get away with everything
>Boston 2-2 on PP
>HURRcans 0-4 on PP
>Th-the refs are the reason we lost! Muh big market!
Just stop, it's not clever, it's not funny, and it's not making anyone mad.
no the butthurt is over the only black woman getting killed off or something
Fuck
da
Police
Jews
Not a canes fan at all. I just think that behavious shouldnt be allowed. If my sharks play them then i guess they can hit him the face all they want right? No penalty for a high stick apparently.
anime
How niggardly of you
Shut up randy. He brought the stick to his face with his hands.
Police are fascist scum
Hey guys I don't watch hockey, do my bruins bring as much rage to everybody as my patriots and red sox do??
I hate negros
>t. Nigger
not really
Yes
>since 2009
>3 pongs
>3 shitcongo
>2 kongs
>now 2 broons
nice league you got there gary
FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
NIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS
>ecksdee u r an niger lol
Still haven't refuted my point. Police = violent oppressors
OMG YAAASSS KWEEN! GO KNIGHTS GO! :D
dubs and the Jumbo wins the cup
singles and I creampie this hot piece of ass
Does someone want to play chess?
>they are cuz I say so
Cool nigger
First day Ewhoring boyo?
Do it for the (You)votes
POST PIE OF CREAM
youre mad tho
>no timestamp
eat a dick pedo
>not a canes fan at all
gonna have to stop you right there
Rerolling for Jumbo
Sorry, but I am not.
how hard is /hoc/ seething right now?
Check back when the refbabies are playing the blues
>Boston up 2
>San Jose up 1
Not at all
posting in the last /hoc/
Vegas is kill tho
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And they passed their blessing on to the shorks
No
late but i just had to express my feelings about cricket
She's got a ton of pimples on them thighs...
Pop them.