Last thread ded before time
>Mion and Tigays advance to semis
>Cruz Azul vs América (1-3) at 18:10 CET
>Monterrey vs Necaxa (0-1) at 20:00 CET
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>chicanos and huebro let die last /ligma/ thread
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where's everyone?
watching tocho I was about to make the thread kek
kek
ok mate
I'll let this one die
>Jorge Vergara appears in audio for omnilife distributors and chivas players
No, let's keep it, don't worry, let's do this!
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>Chivas has a debt of 400mdp with SAT
>to sell JJ Macías, Vega & Brizuela
OH NO NONONO NONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>image bro is missing
I went for my beers, then made some french fries and sis brought coctel de camaron, it was really good, gonna start drinking then the game begins :d
>tfw no gf de Durango
>León might pay 500k pesos for fight in the stands
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I can see (((mafia del poder))) doing their job if León - America semifinal happens kek
>500k pesos
wtf it's a joke! it's like the half of the money they made that day only
Yeah but 'muh UMAs'
A L I N E A C I O N E S
>POOrbelin
WTF, didn't he get BTFO last game?
f-full pic?
just didn't enough enough balls as Marchesín-Manchadín to stay in the game
Dubs and este año es el bueno
reminder Azcárraga asked to Piojo never ever use Jeremy Menez in the lineup again
Don't worry m8, you've got POOrbelin now, surely he was the crucial piece missing, I'm sure with this phenomenal signing, that pelaez made this past transfer window, cruz azul will now surely beat ameriCACA 4-1 and pass to the semis.
ASScarraga should've fired the retard who signed memez in the first place.
Did he fuck Emilio's wife or something?
Thanks, amigo
rico culito
>pochovision not showing the match
Fuck this channel
It's on yahoo sports m8
>>chicanos and huebro let die last /ligma/ thread
It was inevitable, with all the EPLel shit going on
Also,
you now remember Elgabry Rangel
HOY PIERDEN LAS WILAS
4-1
>being poor
Worst, he fucked with his money
Well, if someone cares, today the U-17 qualified to the next WC this year and it's a favorite to win it.
We unironically have a iraqui refugee and a italian dude on it. We multiculturalism now
>paying the cable jew
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_AMERICA
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_AMERICA
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_AMERICA
Leg 1: [1]-[3]
Just watch it for free on yahoo sports lad, just mute it tho to avoid the shitty univision english commentators.
Already doing that. Was hoping to find a youtube link so I could watch it on my tv
dubs and cuck azul do "la hombría"
Fucking finally :d
>inb4 makes me feel sick
Add this link for US bros
sports.yahoo.com
Just cast it to your tv m8
The team just needs more BBC, and they'll be a powerhouse. Hopefully the kids from those Haitian immigrants pan out.
Hopeful that team will produce at least 1 good player, is incredible that from the 2005 team 15 out of 18 players got a career in primera, and 11 got to the NT at least once, with many of them playing in Europe, while the 2011 team gave us shit. I mean, only Briseño has had a somewhat decent career, Fierro is fucking Fierro and everyone else is fucking dead.
>We unironically have a iraqui refugee and a italian dude on it. We multiculturalism now
topkek, try to keep us in touch and post news when you can pls
AAAAA ESTA TRISTE
CANCION DE AMOR
>ynr La Momia Gómez
>cruzazul has scored only 2 goals on america in the last 6 years
damn
This fucking ref is not calling anything...
There's tha tguy Maleck who plays for Porto B. No idea why they didn't call him
J.J. Macias is unironically good, same for one of those forwards lads. Lainez is our very own Robinho
2005 was really a golden generation, the FMF didn't produced shit, it was a coincidence. 2011 team was average but had home-field advantage
That iraqui dude and his brother are playing in Alebrijes. They ran away from Iraq because they were catholics so they are honorary raza cosmica
Man, I had some hopes for Marco Bueno and that Tostado guy. Only Briseño is decent and he literally just got relegated in Portugal.
At least Fierro is a legend in /trb/
Aqui se juega como los hombres.
>trying to kill THE MIGHTY ROGER
lichnovsky no entiende...
inb4 0-0 semen slurper
4(CUATRO) - 1(UNO)
>Kikìn directly calling Perro Bermudez "Thanos"
kek
>cuckecita Rodriguez
these chemos felt the bantz, I see they play different tonight
Maybe poorbelin really is the answer
>manchadin
>not diving and wasting time
What kinda bizarro timeline is this?
Kinda, you guys need better midfielders desu.
cant listen to perro bermudez without remembering staying up all night with my brehs playing fifa. i want off this ride
needs more qts
kek, I remember getting mad bacause my fifa07 didn't have spanish voices, years later I understood than my copy was brought from El Paso, TX so the copy was american and was only in english.
2 a cero gana la maquina
3-1 gana la maquina
For me, it's /pancita/.
TURCO A CRUZ AZUL PA CUANDO
>fagecita
fucking Guido AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>El cuckbacita rodriguez
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Para mi es /piernitas/
Turco is a proven cancer in every team
What, my fifa 06 game had perro bermudez in it. Fifa 05 was the first fifa to have all the liga mx teams but didnt have perro narrating
based
hnnnng
imagine how pink that pussy is
Who the fuck are they gonna get then?
Paco jemez
for me it's Santos
would like to see Turco again in Mexico, there are rumors about Maradona taking Huracan, the team Turco just left.
Maradona
>Paco jemez
Well I do need chivas to get saved, so I'm all for it.
LE ESTAN APEDREANDO EL RANCHO A LAS WILAS
Yeah I know, the problem here is the distribution, as I live in cd Juarez, for stores is cheaper and faster to bring copies from USA than ask for them officially from Latamel, that's why my fifa07 didn't have El Perro in it, even though the cover was on spanish and with Kikin Fonseca kek
>you'll never be THIS girl's boyfriend
What's the point of life if I know for a fact I will have to settle for someone inferior to her?
They're parking the bus cause they're confident that cruz azul can't score 2 on them.
>cabeSHITa rodriguez
I know, I love when you can tell her pussy isn't brown and rostie as fuck but a clean and pink slit
>tfw meon v necaca final
What? Since when does Yahoo have the rights for Liga MX? How can virgin Google even compete at this point?
>televizos interrupting El Perro on his phrases
they don't deserve him
>piojo has even less of a neck than the last time I saw him
How the fuck is this possible?
Cristante removed what was left
>What? Since when does Yahoo have the rights for Liga MX?
Ever since the conCACAf, yahoo has been airing some ligamx games for free every now and then, usually on fridays.
WTF i didn't know this, I thought it was during concacaf only
CHIMPOUT
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN
ITS HAPPENING
FUCKING TROLL POST
does she even have a bf? maybe she's lesbian and stuff
>Guido
;_;
Does Cruz Azul have a chance
>slips
The liverpoo of mexico
Todos menos Guido, no mames...
Remeber this shit happened
Literally EL AZTECAZO 2.0
Yea, looks like they're testing shit out to see if it's worth it to go and get ligamx games.
Well, after seeing Telemundo offering 320mdd to broadcast Mexico NT in USA, sure there's some potential business right there.
What botanas did you get for tonight, lads?
>mcdonalds already shilling on teleshita
cant make this shit up
EL CHOCALE PERFECTO
Yeah, that's what I mentioned lastnight
>McNuggetear
kek
kek
Chemos playing good this time, Piojo better do something.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
Don't worry, non of these dudes can finish
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>gol de cabeza
>lo anoto con el pie
What did he mean by this
Yep, there goes the first one...
>That guy celebrating with his Cruz Azul cement bag
HAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO
>sure there's some potential business right there.
Of course there's money to make, otherwise telewila 2.0 USA edition wouldn't be doing everything possible to monopolize mexico and ligamx games.
THIS FAGGOT BTFO
We should plan The 1st Ligma Meeting and go for some tacos together.
KEK
>non of these dudes can finish
(Tu)
Looks like they can "finish" better than you tw@t, at least I bet amy wouldn't dumo them for their "finishing"
>We should plan The 1st Ligma Meeting and go for some tacos together.
Sorry m8 I'm currently going full nini, so I've got no money.
EL MARRANO SIN CUELLO ME LA PELA
>buy beers to enjoy a comfy and relaxed game
>chemos 1(one) goal away to kick my AME out
hold me, lads...
No problem, TW@ pays ;^)
ONE MORE
Don't worry, Azul hasn't beaten America in like 5 years
not gonna happen
We can stay in one of my dads or my uncles cabins in Mazamitla, Jalisco
>Tattoos her own name on her back
OH no no no
TODAY IS OUR DAY LAD
>Cruzazul wins la 9na
>liverpool wins the champions league
BELIEVE IT
>Mazamitla
Hey, that's not too far from Guadalajara.
Yeah it's only like a 2 hour drive away. Close to Chapala too
LOL No
Mazamitla sounds comfy, I've been in Ocotlán only(the land of tranny-fucker Salcido)
>mateus uribe
Okay, now that we've finally gotten rid of that shitter memez, uribe needs to be the next shitter to leave desu.
>Oribe IN
el máximo PAPÀ de los chemos
>Las agujetas invisibles de marshitsin
LEL
no need for that, ucks will foun d a way to slip, either another own goal or a literal slip on defense just like on the last final.
Hope they play Leon so they can fuck their asses again on the final and we can see asshurt seething Piojo on post game conference.
>nico castillo
>nico
The only good nico was benedetti.
Yeah Maza is gorgeous. Getting a cabin in the woods and drinking and making some carne asada with your friends is max comfy
>Aguilera
*sigh*
oribe dagger in the 87 min cap this
So you were born in Mexico or you a full pocho?
Bring amy so we can fuck her.
>wall outside the box
>POORbelín lays down
fucking manlets
>mendez in
ogre. wilas in semis
>Mendez
whatt pucii
Born in New York. Moved to Mexico when I was 5 years old. Lived there for a couple of year then moved to Phoenix Arizona. Then moved back to mexico for another year or so. Been living in Phoenix permanently since I was 10 years old.
I used to go to Mexico every summer but haven't been back in a couple of years
10 mins left
Nice, I thought you were a jalisquillo kek
>Se atrevio el arbitro
Amerirefs BTFO
both these teams SUCK DICK
Careful there pal I got a ban from posting a fit girl's belly a few weeks ago.
>10mins left
I don't know if I will survive this
OH SHIT LADS
>poorbelin and cabeshita out
>shitter mendez in
It's over
Leon would bootyblast both these teams desu senpai
>>poorbelin and cabeshita out
For what reason? These niggas were the ones actually trying to score and create chances.
ERA ROJA
chemos don't have enough HUEVOS to score again...
Do you go to asu?
Probably injuries el cabeza was getting ice on his leg
cauteGAY
>Cautegay IN
fuck I forgot this dude existed
CABEZAZO DE CORONA
Cauteputo(super gay) better fucking do something
kek
Mendez in
Immediately after the team falls apart
When will the gachupin meme will end. Buy frogs instead
how can one team be so cucked? even pumuertos beat wilas once in a while
KEK, watch him score and guarantee himself another year in cruz azul.
BASED
>cautegay
CHIMP OUT
>hire defensive coach
>defense sucks ass
>let's opponent score 3 goals
>expect your team led by a defensive coach to score a lot of goals
The absolute fucking state of cuck azul
There's going to be putazos at the end of the match
lel shitlangos
AND CRUZ AZUL LOSE AGAIN
Almost
MARCHEGOAT
who /semis/ here
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>need to score to win
>sub out the only guy who scored
>sub out the only guy who's trying to create goal opportunities
Pedro Caixinha señores
fucking here
based wanchope was right tho
CHIMPOUT
Well, at least these faggots came out to play this time
MENDEZ OUT
CAUTE OUT
LICHNOVSKI OUT
CAIXINHA OUT
MARADONA IN
I told you, cruz azul will win the match but still get eliminated
Mohamed IN
Time for Necaxa to win
i dont read chicano posts sorry
A L I N E A C I O N E S
CAME ON DON RAMON
SCORES SOME FUCKING GOALS
>everyone saying that Cruz Azul at least tried
is Cruz Azul the special needs team of the league?
pretty much
Any stream for Necaxa?
FUUUUUUUUGGGGGG
Are you ready for la catorce?
MONTERREY_vs_NECAXA
MONTERREY_vs_NECAXA
MONTERREY_vs_NECAXA
Leg 1: [1]-[1]
For me, it's Eduardo "Corazón Valiente" Herrera
always, LA CATORCE and 'team of the decade' goes for King Piojo.
Es lo unico que se puede esperar de estos pechos frios sin huevos. Por que campeones nunca
It's the retarded uncle of Mexican football
Décima cuarta*. Do you even Spanish?
>all those aryans on necaxa
CACASCALIENTES ES GUAIT
Didn't see Monterrey play this season, how are they doing?
shit. about to get exposed again
based
Reminder that cuck azul fans still believe in los reyes magos
here is this yt stream
youtube.com
y-yeah, imagine rubbing your nose on that camelltoe, etc.
Man Hugo Gonzalez is so fucking bad. I can't wait for Jurado to take out the trash.
EL MACHO is the only anwser
I really like that image
He's only good when having Turco Mohamed as DT, Pelaez should bring both IN, and kick Caixinha OUT
What does Monterrey need in order to be on the next phase?
Post perro culazos
>kick Caixinha OUT
Oh he's definitely gone after this tourney, I'm not so sure on turco coming to cruz azul tho.
Win or draw 1-1 the agreggate. Any other result is Don Ramon win
>can't wait for Jurado to take out the trash.
Jurado ain't going to necaxa m8, there's no fucking way they spend the money needed to buy him from kuri.
but first, how much you like Mexico?
0-0, 1-1 or win by any other score
>tur"never won shit but retards still r8 me for some reason"co
>0-0, 1-1
The fuck are you on m8, montegay is losing in the global by 0-1.
I honestly don't want him out but you're probably right since he's not Pelaez's guy. After year of shit(motherfuccking sergio bueno and shit signings like roque santa cruz) Cuck Azul is at least back to being a consistent liguilla team.
It doesn't matter who we bring in, this team is just fucking cursed. The next guy will just choke again and the cycle will continue
Man United scouts at the Monterrey-Necaxa game. Pizarro to the Red Devils confirmed.
WTF you right, sorry, and yeah, i'm having beers after a year so I'm not as smart as usually :^(
I mean in the NT. The FMF were unironically projecting having Gonzalez, Lajud and BRAAAAP dude as the next generation GK
>the cycle will continue
yeah, DEPORTOLOGÍA warned ut about it
After this season I might unironically rate Pizarro. No idea who is the other guy, maybe Rodriguez or Jonathan Gonzalez.
>It doesn't matter who we bring in, this team is just fucking cursed. The next guy will just choke again and the cycle will continue
Not really, the team was shit before cause they used to sign shit players, now you guys are building a solid squad and all you need is a good coach to take you to the championship. Caixinha lost cause he played the first leg with the wrong strategy.
FORZA RAYOS!
Nah, they're definitely here for my boy charly
>rorshfrans
>ywn have the most invasive sponsor on your jersey
You were saying?
Based pizzarro, I still think they came to see chatly tho
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Tweet says they're watching two Monterrey players, though.
>inb4 Gallardo to ManU
oi ese cumbion
Who?
The worst one ever is Pachuca's Cemento Fortaleza one. The most kino is unironically Coca-Cola.
Gallardo is solid good tho. I thought he was the token favorite of Osorio but he isn't bad at all.
whats the aggregate score for ther monterrey match? Its at halftime and it sais 1-0 but I believe its 1-1/ Gracias vatos!!!
Charly, it was a typo m8.
It's 1-1 now, montegay needs to score 2 more to absolutely guarantee semis cause otherwise necaca goes thru with just 1 goal.
>that brief moment when the sad panda is down
Jesus fuck, for a moment I thought (((they))) had finally got them.
Based.
Mazamitla is comfy as fuck.
never had enough interest to foind out how to get into sadpanda
>tfw no tae-kwon-do gf to suck her after-combat toes
Literally 5 minute format and wait for 7 days. That's it
Who are these semen demons and how do you guys get such footage??
at least they had good edecanes
filename is the sauce, and I get that shit from their ig
this liguilla has been a borefest, I miss when there were goals everywhere.
fuck ligamx and fuck all chicanos.
Orale putos para que le jalen el pescuezo al ganso.
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I'll give you the CHIcanos part, but I'm laking this liguilla, sue isn't as good as years back, but isn't THAT bad.
What did I do?
i transcended thots already. thanks anyway
>ynr cementos cruzazul on pachuca's jersey
meh, we all are beyond thots. Delete that shit or jannies are going to start visiting our threads
exist
Si, yo también tuve 15 años por un tiempo.
based /ligaMxGTOW/ poster
based and monkpilled
>not still teenager
LMAO why you even age niggas, just walk away from time
>VAR
>just walk away from time
I also don't use drugs, mate.
>VAR
Name a more annoying football innovation. Pro tip: you can't.
women's football
based secundaria poster
The fourth ref on the are to "help" the ref to call penalties.
Nah. You can just ignore that one. VAR directly ruins men's football.
BASED El Tigre Jr.
a bit late for my comfy mexi futbol :(
welcome huebro
>tfw no naranjerita gf to pay for her beers, botana and weed after the game just to lick the skin showing off her pants and never get responded by her on whatsup
It's ok huebreh, semifinals will be way better, for sure.
Now that's a fine woman. Who do you figure fucks these types of women? Rich guys?
Is that your sister? What's there to watch? lmao
beisbol players, business men, and PR's in charge of sponsorships along the leagues, also people from the tv
holy shit Coyoacan Joe!
that's lastest huebro's crush, some girl from Monterrey, also you won't like to miss the Nacho vs Piojo and Semi Regia.
Is baseball really that big in Northern Mexico or is it just a meme?
cayese puto, she qt
si
cutie
Lucky bastards. Baseball's still a shit sport, though.
it's a solid business for what its made inside the stadium, but when trying to sell the broadcasting rights to big tv companies, isn't enough popular, the local scene is comfy by itself.
>Pabón ded
top qt, desu
>that turbojew
they here amigo
Monterrey is a Jew club??
>both regio teams advace by leaderboard position
my Raptors win :')
Where is Ivo Basay when you need him
I'm trying to forget about it, pls :(
my buckies are gonna sweep in 6
>Ivo Basay
nigga you hella old, this dude is beyond baby boomers
Who's that?
Wait, are the raptors still in Toronto? Is Vince Carter still playing?
Why would a mexican be a suxers fan?
could be, but I think it'll be a 7 game series. celtics were really, really bad and detoilet deserves to be relegated
>Why would a mexican be a suxers fan?
Why not
yes and no, but KawhGOD redeemed the Raptors by making the game winner against Philly that Carter didn't make 18 years before
>yellow card for Pi-pizarro
because they have one of the most righteously-hated fanbases in the entire league and they popularized and normalized tanking which has ruined half the teams in the league
mi novia chema ig/antonia.azul
Fuck this semen slurping game I'm going to watch Logan for the 100th time this year, while I wait for Spicy Soccer and see seething Antis vry
>tfw you will never be called daddy by a loli mutant
>5 minutes left
gib your energy to Don Ramón for the remontada:
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giving my energy to pizzarro so he can score a doblete
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>tfw you're an actual mutant
isn't that cool as seems in movies to be franco escamilla
reeeeeeeeeeee
unlocked pizarro to real cap this
based
SEÑORES YO SÓY RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTÉ ;^)
cayese puto, you better save your AGUANTE for the rayados vs america final, as I've been saying since january
PIZARRO TO MAN UNITED CONFIRMED!!!
JUST. GIVE. THE. FUCKING. CUP. TO. MEON. FUCK.
>Tigays vs Gayados
Y yo que pensaba que esta liguilla no podia ser mas aburrida
I don't get it it's 1-1
>pizzarro
It's Pizarro, CHI. It's a Spanish last name, not Italian.
>rayados vs america final
ameriCACA ain't making ir past Leon m8, the final is gonna be Leon vs rayados
What is your power? You can drink semen with out getting fat?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I purposely mispell it as pizza rro cause I like pizza and I like pizarroNo lie,
Table position.
>year of Televisas death
>they cant even broadcast the final
That would be Based as fuck
picsarro
>>tfw you're an actual mutant
In middle school some kid claimed that he had a tail
Felt sad for the Necaxa player who was on the verge of crying :/
100% Real No fake
So it’s
>tigays vs montegays
>mamerica vs leon (based)
Correct?
Si
Simon wey
The final will be pretty based desu
Who do you think will win between MTY and TIG?
reminder than Necuckxa fired Nacho Ambriz after taking side with unpaid players
yeah but niggas sold crackhead fernandez before liguilla
Now in English, doc.
LA VOLPE
Well, clearly ;osing poorbelin at the beginning of the first leg was a much bigger loss than I had originally thought since nigga killed it this mach and the team looked like a completely different squad than the one that played the first leg.
who's the underdog here? Tigres?
los pendejos del equipo de jorge ortiz "la putita de derbez" de pinedo, mandaron a chingar a su madre a Nacho Astar porque se pudo del lado de los jugadores que no les había pagado el equipo, justo cuando había ganado la copamx
TIGRES EQUIPO CHICO
Leon. They come from a poor, shoe-making little town lost in Guanajuato.
SEMIFINALS
schedules to be confirmed tomorrow
Oh gotcha. What abour the crackhead though? Are Necaxa players drug dealers?
>sacrifice a tiguere to the football gods
>break curse on your stadium next year by beating tigays and winning a cup
>boutta face tigays again in the semis and rayados are the favorite to win
Are they, dare I say it, back?
>shoe-making little town lost in Guanajuato
kek
>Kyc pinche indio
Hell yea
Shit, It’s a close call but imgonna go with Monterrey
lol no. No one really.
>america
Defending champ
>leon
Liga record, favorites to win
>tigres
....
>Monterrey
conCACAf champions
On second thought I’d say tigres are the undersogs, sequía for the past 2 years.
back to what? choking to pachuca?
LA OCTAVA AQUÍ VAMOS
>Almost Arch wizard
I think I will never score bros, what city can I go to break my curse with a decent hoe?
Racism is not allowed here. Specially not from gringo-dick-sucking bastard CHIs.
Kek not reallt, but this player Braian Fernandez had a black story with drugs, he recovered and became the top scored of Necaxa, then sold him to MLS just before liguilla, pretty stupid but just because of gringos soccer calendary.
So what’s gonna happen to cashina (azul coach)? It would be dumb to sack him imo. At least with him azul reach liguilla.
Reminder than if León wins LA OCTAVA, Pumas will be the 6th team in the title counting
>that face tho
I guess he's really really excited to be there.
I think they should kill more tigays just in case.
Shouldn't you guys have replaced pumASS with toluca or some other club by now, I mean they aren't really good enough to be a grandi.
nigga still have 2 years of contract, I don't think cruz azul directive wants to pay him off already, remember than they has spent about 80mdd in transfers this last year.
>toluca
lmao
Yeah, that's what all people has been saying for the last 15 years, but pumASS refuse to lose the nickname of GRANDE, because... i don0t know why, even fucking pachuca and tigres are about to have the same ligamx titles
about the Toluca, they still a very local team, even regio teams have more fans outside their city than Toluca
Since you're in Canada, just for that purpose, the closest mexican city could be Tijuana, but I think you can do the same in any Californian city with a mexican zone. Are you looking for something in specific?
I just put toluca cause they're the ones with the most titles after the grandes, either way my point still stands pumASS should get their grande title revoked.
>muh proles and prensa amiga
Nah, cups and players are what matter and Toluca is Grande already
>either way my point still stands pumASS should get their grande title revoked.
Agree, pumASS is the Chivas with foreigns
Pues se va a hacer, otra puta pinche vez.
if u want to place toluca on the same level as pumas fine but that doesnt make either of them grande. the whole "grande" shit is retarded anyway
>the whole "grande" shit is retarded anyway
el chiya-hermano señores
El pito de mi hijo recien nacido es mas grande que tigres
based, te iba a preguntar como se le pusiste, pero supongo que no lo dirías kek, anyway felicidades my dude
Nunca lo vas a superar.
>mi hijo
Your wife's son
KEK fucking normies
>ynr Album de estampas oficial de Pokemon
pinche viejito, ya que se duerma
I DON'T A FRIEND
I WANT MY LIFE IN TWO
WAITING TO GET THERE
WAITING FOR YOU
GIVE ME REASONS WE SHOULD BE COMPLETE
YOU SHOULD BE WITH HIM I CAN'T COMPETE
YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS SOMEONE ELSE, OH WELL
CAN'T YOU SEE
Damn
hes right tho
deep shit right here
kek
Fucc indios tbqhwy famalam
>ynr La Wanders
>Jonathan TU PAPÀ Orozco might sign with Atlas
futboltotal.com.mx
>A mi no me afectan los memes, Cruz azul esta de regreso
Pedro caixinha 2019
>A los de las pancartas les pagaron
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITTT
hope billy keeps him for bantz
FAKE NEWS
NEVER.
He needs to choke like a bitch first, he's the super leader.
It's because of the fucking media.
He's scared and butthurt of seeing Pumas failing all these years so they try to selling like a big team when it's not.
based
We winning el Bi-Doblete for Jana
Fuck América. And fuck its retarded fans.
fuck Chicanos.
Desde que el America quedo campeón el torneo pasado sufrio un serio dolor de culo y daño cerebral.
Lo que no entiendo es porque se obsesiona en lame las pelotas a chivas si en realidad es pumista.
based joserra working the america marks
ODIAME MAS
Tonight's Spicy Soccer
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Gol, Error Y Figura, for the turbo boomers:
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Hope Santos get a proper DT like Ojitos, or something.
Caixinha going back to llantos
would be nice, also Chuletita back to Santos
Marche too
cayese :c
cringe. back to facebook, amerifag.
because Chivas are the good guys of this tale.
>Have SATAN in their kit
>good guys
No.
Ok, this is ebin
Satan is not real, amerifag.
Reminder that Satan did nothing wrong and g-d just cant handle the bantz
>implying the 'good guys' aren't the bad guys making people think they are the good ones
nibba, llezus xrist is literally baphomet
based
Tonight's The Last Word:
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Pinches regios, dejen de ganar.
Don't worry m8, the title will stay at Coapa, we doing this for Chespirito.
they didnt win tho
Bravos winning ascenso next year though.
>muertirito
Leon is gonna rape them so hard
>Leon is gonna rape them so hard
>meon
>after they lose JJ Macias
>raping anyone
meon will be lucky to get to the final lad
we Doblete my dude
dumb wila he already has permission to stay all liguilla with meon
tomorrow ligamx femenil final(regia)
Why can't any of my teams just win
debes de creer en el amor
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I miss powepuff girls
yeah, current ones sucks
Remember you've still got Liverpool(El Cruz Azul de inglaterra) and the champions league final to look forward to.
But I'm a real madrid customer
>real madrid customer
Well guess this year you're absolutely fucked then, also you might wanna jump ship cause it looks like real madrid is gonna be shit next year as well.
Nah I don't really feel any connection to any yuro team. I just watch the matches because I enjoy watching the high level of play.
I do hope liverpoo wins though
:'(
siempre que veo un puto partido de los pinguinos y anotan siempre pero de ahuevo tienen que enfocar a esos cabrones, la puta camara se va en chingo a buscarlos, que pedo con eso? les pagan por mostrarlos en la tele o es cosa de (((ellos)))
>es cosa de (((ellos)))
obvio wey
You mean "oy vey"
Just came on Amy's tits lads, wut do nao?
ChivASS are not the good guys anymore.
Now they are the bad guys.
Based
I feel cuck azul can beat América next season if they (ame) don't win the doblete
flor
Final regia(femenil)
>Joserra acusando a el Ame de mandar a los revoltosos al Cruz Azul
How does this old fag still has a job?
he's like "notice me, please" now that Alvaro Morales is getting stronger as the águila mayor
Daily reminder Bravos is the Cruz Azul of AscensoMX
it keeps losing finals everytime.
Because they are cold chested, just face it.
>tfw no Greta Rojas to make your ligamx picks
I hate clavillazo ochoa now
based
>both games to play on wednesday and saturday
This makes my peepee hard
>"there are not pretty mexicans"
>the most average one makes his peepee hard
Well, now I know i'm not the problem
bump this shit out
I must admit than drinking beer isn't worth at all, I felt sick and didn't enjoy it.
They're playing the worst so maybe
SLOW RIDE
TAKE IT EASY
SLOW RIDE
TAKE IT EASY
oh no no nonononono
>AMLO's son at Azcarraga palco
reminder than tonight we have monterrey vs tigres femenil
kek
qt
RIP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Based Jrs
>CruzAzul del Ascenso
Hope Maradona stays.
Why
*wins ascenso*
>ywn have an americanista themed party with Oroibe Peralta as a special guest
dunno
war for ratings I guess
Holy shit, how can ANTIs refuse to admit than America is güait?
LA CATORCE
based
>Chivas has a debt of 400mdp with SAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJA
almost there
Renato MVP of Clausura 2019
Why are chilangos so ugly
for me, it's teen flor
nice trips
just a few more
based nalgon
Hope we get a stream for the female final
I was answering to this
Monterrey's field is a COCHINERO
youtube.com
Renato has a better ass than his wife(no homo)
based, the true regio king, he can do and say whatever he wants
*becomes el chivas con extranjeros*
imagine fox sports having both finals by their screens
>got rid of the guy (Patiño) that did lost by goleada against America on two liguillas
>brought a guy (Marioni) that never didn't even make it to liguilla
seems legit
>Monterrey's field is a COCHINERO
>tuca already making excuses
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Cautegay will go with Atlas
>no gf del fútbol
The girl has a bigger bulge than the dude, embarrassing desu.
NEW NEW NEW
>flor used to be ugly
Man she sure came a long way!