MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

Please be true. Can't stand that insufferable cunt.

Here’s hoping. Remain nonce that he is.

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Source on that?

>Here’s hoping. Remain nonce that he is.

le low IQ Brexit voter

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83 seconds lel

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>Playing two matches at once

they always do this

The dismal feat of Liverpool failing to win the league is finally sinking in. Their fans really did embarrass themselves this season.

>brown hands

BUT NET SPEND REEEEEEEEEEE

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hahahaha twats

How new are you?

>that chinky

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What is Murray doing at that goal there? Same with Trippier and De Ligt on Wednesday night. It’s unforgivable.

i thought the other day watching those champions league matches, how disgusted Hansen would be by the defending
diabolical

Whoops

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I catch maybe 2 episodes of MOTD a year max. Can't stand it but I missed all English football today so I thought I would tune in.

>here's Jonny

Was that deliberate from the commentator?

Missed this early. Didn’t expect anything else as soon as it went to Brighton. Such a shit house club, hope they go down next year.

>can't win a league title gift wrapped by scudamore, ridiculous luck and referees
the worst bottling of all time?

only here waiting for mark noble's goal desu.

They're really scraping for Liverpool highlights here.

they dont do it every match of the day la
you exposed yourself badly there

Same. It’s a dreadful city.

After that Tottenham game I reallt thought the bin dippers had their name on the title. Never seen a team win with such luck.

What do Liverpool need to close the gap between them an City, surpass it and win the league next season?
They brought in Keita, Alisson, Shaquiri and Fabinho in last summer. What do they need now?

>What do they need now?
Look at their depth - they had to use Lallana

it's retarded, simple as.

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they need to not draw or lose any games whatsoever

i read his column in the evening standard earlier t b h, likeable fella

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get rid of Firmino, a striker needs to score goals

Why did the BBC just encourage the use of flairs by showing it in the highlights as an impressive act when flairs are illegal

I like Brighton, just not the team.

They don’t really need to... they lost the title by inches senpai.

>another offside goal
you couldn't make it up

>another offside goal from Liverpool

VAR to fuck off, otherwise they're struggling.

you want them to talk about one game then the other? thats retarded, get a smidgen of drama this way

Nothing they can do. They had every bit of luck and iffy officiating on the planet go their way this season and were 10 points ahead at one point, competing against a man city missing their best creative player for almost the whole season who were on second season syndrome.

This was their year.

I can tell that trip is the nonce, just from the posts.

VAR will expose this liverpool side

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>Ederson
cringe

Stop having to rely on Robertson and TAA for all their creativity

Their midfield is workmanlike and lacks creativity and goals. And more depth up top. Origi, Sturridge and Lallana are no where near good enough for a title challenger

>we shall not be moved
>from second

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>didn't slip up
lmao cheeky hendo

Nothing comfier than watching Match of the Day in bed with a unhealthy meal

>10 points
City had a game in hand

besides that's how football works, you win games, you lose then. Wolves and Watford looks liked CL contenders at one point

second is better than 18 other teams at least

>didn't slip up

No way Liverpool are having another season like this season. So many results which they were gifted by bad referee decisions; absolutely never looked convincing despite the results. It's all good sayings "champions grind out results", but that's what City did, Liverpool were outright gifted results.

ngl it’s a bit of a joke winning the trophy away from home

How anti climatic

>besides that's how football works, you win games, you lose then

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City want the Champions league Liverpool will win it
Liverpool want the title. City win it.

Life is like that sometimes, you never quite get what you want.

you dont think VAR will help Liverpool FC?

and at least they have the CL so both City & Liverpool will have a trophy, just like they deserve

These two teams are easily the two best English teams of a generation

hi can i the link motd no iplay thank

As others have said, depth. When the paki or Mane are injured or not firing they need abke replacements.

Could probably do with another CB to partner the MAN MOUNTAIN

wheyyy Poley and 190 reunion ITT

Liverpool are in the finals of the CL, don't get there by accident (unless you're Spurs)

It's poetic and extends the rivalry into next season

Mane's goal wouldn't have stood today, for instance, if VAR was in place.

Who's this stunner?

love passen out from back
love saven shots
love Jesus

Simple as.

>anti climatic
>climatic

Fucking howling at this retard

Why are they praising Liverpool for choking? They should be fucking mauling them.

Mia Khalifa

dont reply to me ever agin tr*pcunt

liverpool shouldn't have even won against newcastle

Lol omg so funny

The points/wins they got would have been enough to have one any other season apart from the last one (and this one)

well it's not wrong. they started the day in 2nd place and ended unmoved.

>anti climatic

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97 points one loss
but that one loss was against the one team they didnt want to lose against

Honestly totally forgot about Johnny Pebbles.

So many mundane moments that make the difference. A missed chance here, a slip there. Cruel game.

If palace / Townsend don’t win I’m going to cry

>but that one loss was against the one team they didnt want to lose against
but it just shows that City deserved to beat them for the title

Though, it's strange the team with more losses won the league

that townsend goal is goal of the season surely

Kompany for me

inb4 kompany v leicester instead

That fucking Ramsey goal

>mfw Newcastle unironically made Liverpool look completely mediocre

There's been a few matches this season where Liverpool didn't deserve 3 points, but in that match they didn't even deserve a goal let alone 3 points.

Like Schurrle's desu. The noise is so satisfying.

Will probably go to one of the Brits

Volleys are 10 a penny

meh

It's Townsend's, next.

Dreadful selection goal of the season

Townsend is the best, but meh

For me, It's Hazard

Do they actually make long sleeve footy shirts now, or is it always short sleeves with an undershirt?

Agreed

>goal of the season isn't just all the goals of the month compiled

HAHAHAHAHHHHH SCUMDIFF

Ramsey or Sala will win because their fans are complete turbo autists

Hmm why is this match so near the beginning, Utd battered them surely?

>Gunnarsson off to Qatar

That ice nigga gon contract melanoma

Vote here

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/48231258

Schurrle really needs to find himself a decent club because he’s such a talent. Had a great career but he could do more.

some months are more plentiful than others

>Ramsey or Sala will win because their fans are complete turbo autists
Cringe meme, Arsenal rarely win it
Liverpool win it a lot

he will probably be replaced with Gabby. fuck that

>Utd battered them
This ain't 2009

they won 10-0

new record

Schurrle was based and should have stayed with 04 or Chelsea

Arse rarely win goal of the month let alone season 2bh

Good win for Cardiff especially when their star striker is unavailable.

I’ve been waiting years for a palace blooter to contented. I just just know there going to give it to City though. My only hope is Ian does us a solid.

>t. turbo autist

>HAHAHAHAHHHHH SCUMDIFF
Ohh is this match why you're not using your name, 190? Christ they are rent free.

>when the universe is so unable to cope with colin staying up in the PL one season it kills a player who would've done just that

Fuck off with your spoilers, cunt

remember when united were a fearsome team, now they are unironically worse than arseshit

im a chelsea fan but kompany deserves goal of the season, in reality it won them the title.

He's crap

Does nothing but shoot from 30 yards all game

>pogba chimping out
looooooooooooool

Pogba you utter shit

Pogba would've been sent off away from home

that salah goal was mediocre but will probably win

>3rd, 4th, 5th has to be our aim

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Hahahahahahahahahhaha relegated fucking cunts

Fuck off

Best goal on quality: Townsend
Best goal in context: Kompany
Both goals similar, on the same pitch, only about a yard apart from one another
Townsend edges it on quality though

>United have to actually play Europa league qualifying games in July

oh no no no

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why is ferguson still showing up? does he not know when to fuck off lol

Pogba is a fucking fanny

>state of that pogba defending
how do people call him world class?

townsends is more of a fluke tho

How is Neil Warnock so fucking based?

Still has his parking space

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He used to annoy me, but I really liked him this season - seems based and angry when needed, but mellower

Absolutely based Cardiff player winding the mongoloid Pogdab up

Gary Lineker: The wheels have come off.

Fucking hell, football is toxic nowadays. Amazing how quick they can change their tune

Just a nice old guy

Where does Pogba go from here?

I think he's done as a centre-midfielder. He's proven so many times he can't be trusted in there

>Where does Pogba go from here?
RM

just think how much money he's earned for cardiff as well
no business getting promoted with that team let alone surviving relegation

thats such a cuck move lmao

Sheffield United, Norwich and Bournemouth to go down next season. bookmark this post

Like the new palace kit.

Thinking palace should sign Batman and try and offload Benteke

this is so bent ffs

No one wants him apart from PSG

They were trying to be optimistic, they always knew United were a joke this season

>this beta at the wheel

We don't even know who's coming up through the playoffs yet. Whoever it is they're miles behind Norwich and Sheffield United.

>No Schar

Wouldn't even waste the bandwith clicking the link desu senpai baka ngl.

Screen shotted, printed, lamented and added to my archives.

blooter

>literally a knock-off Bayern kit

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literally 8 of palace's team are pacy nig nogs

>Amazing how quick they can change their tune

It's why you never trust faggy leftists like Lineker in the first place.

That Lerma blooter was based as fuck

PSG would suit him down to a tee. No challenge in the league so he can spend his time doing what he loves... getting more instagram followers.

That’s the south London way lad

Well, they are the poorest London PL club and pacy negroes is a solid strategy to finish above the relegation zone but no higher

I hated when Lineker called Neil Warnock 'Colin' because of the unprofessional nature of it.
No chance he'd have done that if Colin had been pro-Remain

Redpill me on Andros Townsend.

Why hasn't he returned to the form he had when playing for England before he got injured?

CHIMP OUT!!!

Why is there not one even half decent Indian/Paki/Bangladeshi player? There’s well over a billion of them.

This is literally Ngubu: The Match

zaha to arsenal?

There's barely any good Orientals either, must be something about that region

Have a feeling this could be the last time I see Zaha play for palace

based match desu

he left spurs

what about when he comes back after 2 years?

Sorry about this lads
Alright Amer enough fun and games, leave these nice people alone and come back to /britfeel/

Zaha is on crazy wages. I doubt he would go to Aresnal unless they have champions league next season

Where is Solanke? The brave English prospect?

Is Batsyuyaisisahi on loan? Might be in trouble if so.

the leicester one with the afro

That only happened cause he shagged Moyes daughter

NO! Still 6 more games and call me by my real name.

Thought he was a nig

le freak cest chic CHIMP OUT

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Another Jordon Ibe

Eddie Meme loves signing big money shit players. They'll go down next season if they sell Wilson and Fraser

Yes he’s one of the Chelsea rent boys

Half black.

PL is becoming basically Ngubu: The League

must be ded

bournemouth are absolute retards when dealing with liverpool

>moyes
>6 (six) years
this is the last year i believe, the curse may be lifted be afriad PL be very afriad

Just like country

Black people have better genes than pakis probably to do with pakis living on nothing but rice for centuries

tbf they got their first because Newcastle literally didn't mark Van Dijk, they deserved a bruise for that

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>arsenal youth
>it's a pacey black
lel do they have any white english youth players

How come we never see that qt Alex Scott anymore?

does that not count? he got in trouble for making fun of niggers so it must mean something

Hang on...........
2 players with a golden boot
Golden glove
PL player of the season
97 points
Top at Christmas
........................yet the media is saying City won?

blades are on their way to remedy that problem

>do they have any white english youth players
That Smith Rowe player is doing well on loan over in Germany + he's white
Chelsea is a more interesting question, as with 2 seasons no signings they'll need to promote their urban youth

Is this real?

Why are you here you sick paki fuck, pakis are clueless about football
You should genuinely be sectioned and if I ever see you in South London I will genuinely consider smashing your head off the pavement. Honestly I don't how you haven't had your head kicked in but I will be honoured to be the first.

>6 (six) years was 6 (six) years ago

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chelshit will get a window off their ban surely

I'd be surprised if they did as they appealed it and lost just this past week, they'll want to make an example of them

It's just two windows is it not? So one season

>white english youth players
endangered species

Keep forgetting about that. That's going to be a good situation to watch. Giroud can force them over a barrel to resign, £300k a week.

That was the appeal to FIFA, it was always going to be upheld. The real appeal now is with CAS in Switzerland.

There 3 different ‘types’ of Africans. Which is makes it kino

Gary really happy about AFRICAN players sharing it. Ian not fussed.
I can't believe it, they told me irony was dead.

what the fuck did Chicharito do to his hair

I don’t get it lads. Do you want slow Rm and Lms in the England team?

lmao

I want good smart technical players who play their heart out

i think spurs will beat liverpool, its that kind of season

spurs are better without Kane

>playing with right and left mids

lmaoing at you mate

He tried his best to stop City

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>2004 was 15 years ago

meme goal

Everton will finish above Arse and Sperm next year.

Legitimately can see Liverpool putting double digits past this Spurs side

Yeah we tried that with le golden generation and it didn’t work

>dubs
that means its not going to happen by the rules of everton

Get mad yid

I notice the media have ramped up the campaign against Farage now they're shitting their pants over his Brexit Party gaining support in the polls.

Football is dead if that happens

fucking state of zaha

They even used a photo of him driving, to give the first-glance impression that he drove a car into a kid on purpose

Wan-Bissaka is no better.

>this jew woman
mute

>to give the first-glance impression that he drove a car into a kid on purpose
didn't he?

Not sure what I’m more excited for.

Shitposting when we win then Nations league or the women’s World Cup threads.

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Best players in the world don't mean shit under poor management

lionel noble

nige's at the wheel

>this terrible commentary

>Warnock also says his appetite for management has been whetted at the Bluebirds and says some of his younger rivals could benefit from taking his approach.
>"I think a lot of the younger lads should take a leaf out of the enthusiasm that I've got and the love that I've got to see a group of players, who are average players, perform like that," he said.
>average players

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Cringe

Brighton Palace and the playoff winner will get relegated next season

Genuinely hurts my ears when there's a goal.

This woman is a breath of fresh air and bringing new energy to the football commentating game

clearly talking about his own band of cloggers

genuinely amazed they got 30 points
I honestly thought they were going to be gone by March

antonio to arsenal?

never a foul, some giganigger falling like a jenga tower from a tap on the shoulder is criminal

>clearly talking about his own band of cloggers
That's what I find funny though, he's brutal. Correct too, quite a shame to see him go.

Antonio is a diving runt

Moni to commentate a football match only to not understand the offside rule

thought you meant united's squad, apologies

need to overturn that ban for the lad

i'm watching it delayed, pretty funny how shearer said "this describes everything wrong at manchester united right now" and i was going him to go on a "absolutely diabolical" rants and go through a bunch of clips but he showed a single clip of Pogba

agreed!

The media obsession for Pogba is real
Like he is dogshit and deserves it, but it papers over the fact that the entire team is pretty bad

The Bond villain strikes again!

Assuming Colin retires this week, who takes over at Cardiff?

lads is it ok to change the team you've supported your whole life?

i'm 27

big sam

He said he'll do the last season and try and get them promoted but that really is the last season then. He wouldn't answer why he was so adamant about it either, seemed to be a reason behind it. Probably age.

apparently going back to bolton when some chinese people take over

no it's not

will rondon go back to wba for their playoff vs villa?

Surely Rafa doesn't stay?

no

JUST A BUNCH OF LADS HAVING A LAFF

you have to suffer through it. My friend started supporting Charlton when their youth academy came to our school and he's still going up there at the weekends even when they've fallen like 2 leagues

Would that even be allowed?

will there be a Bolton next season?

rondon to arsenal?

Oh wait, I'm an idiot: loan's until 31st May so no, he won't.

The answer is always no but who do you support?

Whos in next season, WBA, Villa, Leeds or Frank Lampard's Derby?

Mongposting is way too popular rn.

Swansea

>that goal
lol what a mess from southampton

Switch from which team to which team?

Swansea are a far better team than all them when they decide to play

I hate all of them

chelsea

i've come to terms with what a soulless and scummy club they are

would look to follow crystal palace instead

If you are geographically tied or if its your dads team then no. If you're a plastic anyway it doesnt matter.

doubt it

Wrighty's pissed

Jan Stewart? More like Jan Whoart ay lads

No, your hard drive needs scanning you utter turbononce

so is any team when they bother

Grow up

You've actually been subverted by the media, very sad.. We're not even the worst in London you dolt

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I genuinely forgot Leicester are supposed to have white shorts.

>dont win the pl for 2 years
>fuck this souless club im out
No doubt weve got a chelsea fan here

Cringe and desperate-pilled

follow leyton orient

>0-0

pathetic, heartless and soulless display

ridiculously cringe. Chelsea won a trophy LAST SEASON, made it to a league cup final and have a europa final and you want out? they have won the most trophies of any team in the country since 2004

Why are plastics like this? they fail to win a trophy for a year or two and say boo hoo it's so hard to be a fan, meanwhile people who support their local side have to watch their teams get relegated, picked apart and fade into nothingness

chelsea you shit cunts why couldn't you just score and let us take 9th

Ramsey of course

>(You)

wtf the Man City turbo autists have struck!!!!!

JUST RE NAME IT TO MOST IMPORTANT GOAL OF THE SEASON THEN

REEEEEEDEE

Agree with the top 3 but Townsend's was better. Ah well, meaningless anyway.

BBC montage time, lads.

this t b h
townsends goal is better

Shut up Mohammed

Go back to your incel board

see you next season lads

kino ending

kino outro song here

>yfw man united fans have to support man city again on saturday

Kino season lads.
>we
Go again

I'm a very liberal guy but my uncle works at the beeb and gary is apparently trying to fuck every hot single girl there, constantly, using his fame aggressively etc

Not to my taste tbqh

Oh no no no

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See you all next season

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Heard a story of someone I know winning a round of charity golf with him. Apparently blanked him all day and was rude.

not a surprise

A bit more closer to his brother Wayne than he likes to let on then

Nah, Alex Scott is the face of diversity in football la, plus the media over here has been focusing on her being targeted by """"trolls"""" like she's the only woman who ever recieved a cock pic.

wow he's literally gaz stretched

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I really don't mind Gabby. I did prefer Norn Iron Colin when he used to do MOTD2

He also speaks like a cockney version of batman despite being from Leicester.

what the fuck

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She is nowhere near qualified enough for that job. Token female pundit for the next 20 years on taxpayer money is a comfy job though

Neither is Jermaine Jenas but hes just the right shade of black.

He spends his life running nightclubs in Ibiza and presumably shagging 18 year old slags

Jenas isn't getting anywhere near that job either

MOTD should sack Lineker and get matt Matt Smith who used to do ITV coverage.
Get rid of Shearer and co. too and look at some fresh pundits. The whole thing is stale and tedious now.

>Tottenham are the featured game every week, even when they don't play

>Matt Smith
He was fucking quality. Working at BT now.

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For me it’s Hazel

Should get fantasy football back on desu

Ah, so that's where he's gone. I know he left ITV a while back and was doing freelance for the Beeb as a reporter, but I've not seen him for a while and now I know why.