/iihf/

1st for purebred english hotties

oh fuck we are in pp
inb4 we let one in

Ffs Latvia you better score here or my mila will lose it

In american hockey it wouldnt have been a foul. We truly need to have the same rules for everyone

not with our pp lol

hey

i have a boyfriend

im feeling sleepy

Is it me?

fucking clowbells

youtube.com/watch?v=Rmm5y789mwg

n-no

No, its me ;)

why is he so OP in international play

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i'm feeling overtime, lads

Brawl when?

cut their throats with your skates!!!

i hope we wrecking them in 3rd

Nu ko puikas, gatavojam sirdspilienus

is this the game for q8?

bruh is GB good in hockey or sum?

Kinda hoping Latvia scores so Switzerland have to lead the play and actually play constructively

4-0 is the most dangerous lead

Canada juts got sloppy

lol

it's usually the other way around lol

aww yiss, goalie-check

cmon england score some fucking goals

most probably yea, at the very least it is the most important game for you in the group stage.

ELVIS

Get rekt!

scene of the tournament

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA why is our goalie so based

>commentator keeps referring to us as 'Jeeby' instead of 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland'

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get rekt by goalie

That's unfair, heavy armor vs medium.

>Jeeby
who dat

That were 2 minutes for Elvis

IF GB SCORE
WE'RE ON THE ICE
IF GB SCORE
WE'RE ON THE ICE

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same energy

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finnish commentator keeps pronouncing marchessault as martsetsuun

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Yo when you come to it
And you can't go through it
And you can't knock it down
You know that you've found
The wall, the wall, the wall
No one on earth can make it fall

do you think you could get Attenborough to provide play-by-plays for the game?

3rd period was our best against Austria, hope it's the same in this game

tsn retard earlier said something about how team gb doesn't include norn ire because great britain is the island of scotland and england

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Marsösöö :D

BUM BUM HEY BUM BUM HEY BUM BUM HEY

wish they'd hire a better dj than the first apres ski bro they found sometime

WHERE U LOOKING AT

F

NIGGER

they weren't wrong, it's team gb, not uk

FUCK

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Elvis forgot he was a goalie

0 IQ on that defender

well thats it for me. see ya next year.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAA TÜPFT

i hope large hadron collider makes black hole and sucks all switzerland in

Turiet mani, latvju dēli! Došos karā uz kalnu žīdu zemi! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCORE SOME FOKKEN GOALS

LOOK AT ME
I'M THE GOAL NOW

thanks mom

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no you fucking retard, it's team gb because norn players can play for either team

Lets hope this is one of those rare times we score in power play

i hope you drown in hot chocolate

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MOVING THE GOAL ALL THE TIME

rip latvia better luck next year

hockey is a trash game anyway
totally not mad btw
will still kiss cute swiss boys

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

IIRC it's like the Olympics, where Northern Irish athletes can declare for either GB or the Republic of Ireland. In reality it's a UK team.

The only professional team on the entire island is the Belfast Giants.

Get fucked

kek based bros

EAT SHIT ŠVEICE

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MOVING THE GOAL ALL THE TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SCAAAR

DAR KO VAR, DAR KO VAR LATVIJAI IR JAUZVAR

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

wew this match is suddenly pretty spicy

Mēs latvju atriebēji esam

cam on yew latvians

you can do it, nazis!

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Fuck you Suisz ble masterbijatas

FUCK THE SWISS

lets go potatobros!

SARAUJ!

Swiss boys keep giving us chances.

Is it coming home?

this is correct

wasnt this how Elvis fucked up last škoda cup, got too cocky, started moving further away from goal and got scored on

The team is run literally by the Ice Hockey UK governing body and Team GB is the National Team. The difference is Norn Ireland can declare for either because the IRA will get (more) uppity otherwise.

AIZIET! SARAUJ!

shut up SloWhackia

Sarauj Latvia
Need air.

First blood when

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That's right though. Britain is the island, it doesn't exist as a country. UK is Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but the 'and Northern Ireland' bit is often left off because it's clunky to say and lengthy to write in sports media.

oh my

she looks like my ai lecturer

lat 1-1 sui in goals, lat 2-0 sui in players-in-goal

5-0 is the most dangerous lead.

read the thread mong

I'd have Bowns sit out the 3rd period. Got Denmark on Tuesday.

davaj, turamies!

why everyone loves push goals out?

>hardcore music
lel

It's fine, we just need to beat France and Denmark

Calm down lad, save that anger for the France game.

>hardstyle
based dj

he had some spinach stuck in teeth from lunch
indrašis just helped him

Fucking ref puck

first blood, yassss

FIRST BLOOD

we better score now

REFPUCK INCOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>four minute peepee
oh no

refpuck like always

RIP. Lecu Daugavā

ffs

Dumb Canadians, they've walked straight into our trap. Time to finish the job in the 3rd half.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH delay of game, moron

DIRSAAAAA MAUKA BLEĢ

RIP

fucking refs reeeeeee

fucking unlucky

Hoffmann? More like Hoffwoman lmao

RIP latrina

>5 on 3 for 2 minutes
You asked for this.

What are you doing latvija?

Atā

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fugggg :D:D:D

It's a game of three halves

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gg ez

MY HEART

do you still call it a nutmeg in hockey?

For me, it's easyland

aiziet elvi

Elvis more like GODvis right

o-of course it is.. it's coming home,lad.

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why do you play so dirty?

ELVI
ELVI
ELVI
ELVI
ELVI

I BET 7 BITCORNS ON TEAM LATVIA WIN COME ON FFS WHERE THE FUCK IS NIZIVIJS????????

bitch ass niggas took a timeout suck my dick coward mountain jews

>HAAS
like in f1 team ?

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because Swiss needs to be ass kicked

is it better to get scored on late in the second period or early in the third?

how into latvian hokkei-fu?

you need to pay for ww2

SWISS BLOOD SHALL BE SPILL

ugly

need more blondes

YEAH WHERE IS SAŠA EPT SOULLESS GAME WITHOUT THOSE RUSKIES IN OUR TEAM.

cыp пpoтив шпpoт

How many easylanders here are not Russians?

haven't seen a russian in my life

fuck that was tense

нe я
CЛABA POCCИЙ!

Keep talking, refugee

i wounder if they actually care about our team

Russians are meme, doesnt exist, a boogeyman invented by CIA

Dekemeg

how much more expensive is riga than minsk?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rich coming from a swiss

really?
Where did you grow up
I have heard that Riga is segregated af
I grew up here in daugavpils the pinnacle of multicultural beauty

Why are you being so rude?

is that where caspars dauavans is from?

yes, they named the city after him

Okay, this is just bullying at this point.

a tad more. riga is full of jews which will milk the shit out of you so watch out.
i've only ever heard people talk russian in daugavpils and riga so there.

Why are hockey commentators so funny and based?

the answer is owen nolan you tsn mong

7-6
WE'RE GONNA WIN 7-6

keep calm, this isn't the game you need to win. There will essentially only be one meaningful game for you this tournament which is to beat France.

Canadians are famous for running up the score against blueberry nations.

Quiet a bit I imagine and I bet prices will be higher during skoda cup so hard to tell how it will be price wise

>Great Britain vs France
just like the ye olde days

>malmo
>2025

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tournament cancelled because somalis stole all the pucks

oooooo portugal wassup

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Latvian wife is sweating with agony every pp.

No somalis in malmö.
Somalis live in Örebro, Göteborg and Stockholm

Malmö is jugoslavians, eastern eueopeans followed by arabs

we all are lol

LADS WE FOKEN DID IT NOW LETS SCORE SOME FOKKEN GOALS

I thought grenades took place in malmo

8-7
WE'RE GONNA WIN 8-7

ok, tourney cancelled because eastern euros stole all the pucks lol

>well rested suisse can't score in a peepee
lol

yea they do, it is the local mafia in the ghettos

Tourney cancelled due to warcrimes then

isn't the entire city a ghetto tho

oWo

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big kill from Latvia. Lets go!

you mean local eastern euros will beat all the teams and stole the gold

>couldn't score 5 on 3 for 2 minutes
What did Switzerland mean by this?

Biggest criminals are lithuanians followed by other eastern european crime gangs who rob houses and delivery trucks. Thanks EU.

The rest of criminals are just 2nd or 3rd generation immigrants who deal drugs and play gta with eachother larping in gangs.

wassupp latbro? I once me a latvian and he was weird af

Serbs and Kosovo people doing their thing with their old hardware they brought in from home.

7-0 is the most dangerous lead

>shots on goal: 1-9

CAM ON SCAR SAM PEEPEE GOALES

9-8
WE'RE GONNA WIN 9-8

kek, i love GB now

also, SCORE SOME FOKKEN GOALS LATVIA WTF WHERE THE FUCK IS OZOLINS???????

Prices of stuff on general level 50% higher in Riga. Beer, eating out and public transportation are like twice as expensive in Riga.

Hand grenades are to an Yugoslavian tradition.

46th dimensional mahjong. We will qualify 4th and defeat binland in the quarter-finals

yah weird is normal for us

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BIG BEN BOWNS

Why are there no drummers and brass section???

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no drummes and brass licenses were released for ice hockey this year

no not really, our politicians and media are naive and crazy but normal people tend to be, you know, normal regardless if they are Swedish or Latvian. There are huge issues though, but they are concentrated and mostly just fuck up for other refugees or immigrants, so the people in charge pretend it is no big deal.

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this is the game for 4th place though

Do Swedes hate Latbros though?

>2019
>gangnam

absolute boomer

someone should execute dj

whose gb manager?

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Russian Swiss
Czech Swiss

post a pic of that 4head

Ref Pucked again

Anyone else have the sudden and inexplicable urge to buy a Skoda?

There are like 1 million latvians in the world and 50% are russians. They are pretty irrelevant except as a hockey team in skoda cup

Pete Russell, goalkeeper in our domestic leagues, never played abroad

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Fucking God! Score sum fuking goals!

On every spring.

they seem to be quite popular here. their hatch is cute.

captain britain

Cmon refs 5 mins

what more do you fucking need latvija you're having endless powerplays

25% russians, faggot!

manager in soccer is coach in hockey

Srsly they give petty penalty

lmao nice dive

we're gettin' so good at diving

pls score :)

fake it till you make it

thanks

our pp is pathetic holy shit

All these PP's and no fucking goals

you are pathetic!

from both teams at least, not just us

no u

Bukarts didn't dive, just a very sensetive guy

the diving and embellishment are getting ridiculous now that it isn't just Canada doing it.

all me.

you both are pathetic

cmon lads

My pp is pretty good
I can show it to you if youre a woman

let us have one on the pp you tight canuck bastards

there are no grills on the internet

so Swiss won the ref puck

Brave Brits prevent leafs getting double figures. How will the leafs come back from this?

Kept it in single digits, happy with that.

it's over

NIGGER

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

fuck...

RIP Latvia.

lmao if you can't score after 700 minutes of PP you fucking deserve to lose, what shite

next year is our year

youtu.be/Y2g-nrl_YgM

someone should just shoot up all of switzerland

Well fought lads, I'm proud of you.

Get in here!

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now look how we fuck up

>
Get in here lads

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BABY
INEPREICHT

is that liz at the game?

Swiss had 3 on 5 for like 3 min dude

you deserve to be partitioned by germany

Not so fast, Sweden! Lithuania is going to challenge.

this is embarrassing

are they receiving a participation award in that pic?

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

GIVE LATVIA YOUR ENERGY
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

Oh yeah, who got the 3 minute penalty, you mong? Lay off the potato vodka, you had six minutes of virtually 5v4 and you couldn't convert
nedáš dostaneš vole

Do i support Latvia or Switzerland?

Was that a genuine question, or are you just being a cheeky shit?

>rudolfs ballsores

our Forward lane sucked ass today

suka nu nahuj to piespeli dod nevis met vienkarshi pizdec

>this commentator trying to pronounce 'Barmy Army'
Just stop m8

ty for the fun game, see you tomorrow :(

>mfw easyland actually tought they had a chance

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Wahey fuck off Sven

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ahh fuck
oh well gg

The fuck are you talking about?
Both teams had plenty of pp so this has nothing to do with lol shite team cant even score in PP bs

NO 1/4 for us unfortunately

Latvian wife just cried lads

we can still win against sweden

god i hope somalis make it to switzerland soon

YES
thank god we got better at scoring on empty nets lmao

Well its still possible but unlikely

then stop beating her you ape

is swiss jr coach also mens?

I need a cute swiss bf to tuck me in and humiliate me for believing while I cry in despair

based

>have a six minute powerplay in the third period
>can't score
>it's not because we're bad!
yeah right

loool

Finish your pp and i won't have to

aaand that's all folks
see you next year
wp suisse

we will rape your shitty little country

>all the latvian flags dissapeared from this thread
cringe and blupilled. This is what you cunts get for being cocky and smug all the time

Schweizerische Eidgenossenschaft

the Latvian goalie chad vs the beta Swiss cuck

So swiss are also shit because they couldnt score in 6 min? lmao

you mountain jews will get what's coming to you

>it's another the-bad-guys-win-episode

swedes are not that good this year
last year they barely won 3:2

>easyland
>beating sweden
we still have nhler on their way here
You're done, Elvis Ballsores Lickbenis

>switzerland wins
>melon pan uploads
youtube.com/watch?v=2e9tz9yDQRY

Latvians still outnumber everyone else in this thread mountain jew

you'll see ;)

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How many times did you beat Sweden last year? Oh you didnt? Well then

but you couldn't even not lose to switzerland

The quarter-finals?

we're literally bigger than you, you delusional gopnik
you'll get fucked harder than Norway

Flag stealing latvians will send you packing

There is just me, a swedish guy, one brit and the entirety of Latvia

gonna go cry now
fun game

actually I think there is at least one other guy from Sweden here

you are not even a real country, you're just the shitty part that split away from slovakia

EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Two Brits

>Elvis and Hoffmann fucking around in the post-game interview in italian
wholesome and based

gg to both teams heck of a game, Latvia really gave it a fair shake, but in the end Switzerland earned their win.

We need to beat Canada for that to occur
How many new NFL losers will they gain by the point we play them?
Canada would be a pain but it isn't impossible, they are a choke capable team

>entire male population of latvia is in this thread

And one Norwegian.

The only hokkei fan in Norway.

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rooting against switzerland now
fake latvia will win

rip ruslan salei

says the 2 million pop soviet satellite, how rich

Finland is winning the group

Please finish fourth and beat them in the quarter

you also have the chance that the Swiss chokes to some meme team and lose out on 3 points.

I meant NHL
Now I look retarded

2nd goal shoudn't have been counted.
It was 1:1

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it is okay, that was already the case fren

baited for this exact response

The Swiss aren't chokers though.
Canada's likelier IMO,

this is true and shouldnt be discussed in further threads

>a fair goal shouldnt be a goal
this is your mind on a potato based diet

Group B evilness ranking
1 SWE
2 RUS
power gap
3 NOR
4 SUI
5 CZE
6 ITA
7 AUS
8 LAT

Swap RUS with SUI and its accurate then

fuck all of you i hate you niggers, see you in 2 days

u wot

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Actually its
1. RUS
2. SUI
BUTTHURT BELT
3. LAT
4. AUT
GOOD GUY ZONE START
ITA, CZE, SWE, NOR

fuck off vladimir

desu a part of me wants the Swiss to finally win

you wish

you know it wasn't
stop lying to yourself

only if you kick out the eternal sw*dish

do explain, dear, how could Sweden fucking EVER be considered a good guy for anyone but a Swede?

when you compare it to the first German goal which didn't count, that one wasn't legal either.
but then we wouldn't have refpuck.

lmao

not even your coach tought it wasnt fair. He just wanted a time-out without calling one

We're not evil just bad at hokkei.

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it's your skandi genes, sorry

We are the protagonists since hockey got big here in the late 50s.
The perennial good guys who stand up to the forces of evil (russia, canada) and the forces of comedic tragedy (finland).
We play nice hockey.
We never cheat.
We win tournaments.
We wear a nice kit.
Top class goal horn.

Simple as

>Someone literally believes this
LMFAO

We're not playing Canada this year, stop drinking. We might beat Sweden or the Czechs though.

>the brain on snus

cope posters can't even begin to refute this.

Sorry Sven. Pekka is the real hero of Hokkei.

Yes, today they didn't count one, forgot in which game, I guess It was German game.
Referees are inconsistent in this matter.

All that delusion.

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Problem?

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good post t. objective and fair poster

benis :D

Swiss player didnt touch the goalie and entered the blue zone after the puck. If you want to complain be fair at least

Fuck.
Well sweden maybe?
No idea why I thought Canada was in our group

great britain pleas you've had a hockey league for like 100 years now

>wake up see we beat GB

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

this is the post
t. knower

binlan

>wakes up
>today italy won't lose
Feels good

Good luck Italy!

We’ll shit on you tomorrow

Kāds no jums ir uz vietas čempī?
Varētu iepist kādu aliņu.

visi izņemot mani ir tur

don't bully Italy, retard

fuck the americoons

SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA

SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA

North American hockey is shite

Yes

both of our countries are ass cancer lets be honest

I hope they assault somereporter again.
youtube.com/watch?v=-ZbmdKIW9kA

Gym session done
Uni work done
Ready for tonight's massacre on Norway

Reported to police

Thanks u 2

are you the next utoyadestroya

I just came from a ferry, bought shit ton of snus

Which brands did ya get? This one's my current favorite senpai. Oooh do I miss the ferry. Last time was 3 years ago for me.

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UPDATED POWER RANKINGS

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Kaapo Kakko desu

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Nice trips.

Apparently Kakko has celiacs diseas and diabetes, and still tears up like this. What a fucken beast.

This desu

Mad respect to him. Some old pros here are already praising him to the skies and it seems well deserved.

Bought Odens cold dry (yeah i know), General Extra strong, General G.3, General Onyx, Granit extra strong

I still have some good ol' Ettan lös in the freezer aswell

DENSSI DENSSI DENSSI DENSSI

Based and good taste except for the Odens. Most people tend to give Odens too much shit though, I think it's okay for its price.

William's favorite

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EZ4KAKKO KAKKO KAKKO PUTTED UPPER BELT PUTTED UPPER BELT

>USA-FIN

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Can anyone explain why all the finish NHL players refused to go to IIHC?

Contracts, injuries, babies etc. It wasn't surprise this year,

Lots of injuries, contract years, some recently got kids and a few just didnt want to since no one else went. Next year should be better.

When will Kakko play in the NHL?

next season start

Finns are not patriotic.

USA will ass blast >us tonight :(

I'm not too sure. I'm getting a feeling this will be Finland's year.

competition too easy, we dont need our best.

We won Canada with meme magic and luck and the Slovakia game will be our best one this year.

Kakko will bust today. 0+0, at least -2 on the +-

>digits
confirmed

can suomi stop patrik känninen

Känninen would be nice name

I work with a person whose last name is Humalainen.

Ahem
*smacks lips*

FUCK Canada, FUCK Russia, FUCK USA and FUCK Sweden.

GO Slovakia, GO Czechia, GO Finland and GO Norway.

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Based and swisspilled.
GO Switzerland

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>le underdog face xD
>>>/reddit/

Sveitsi is my new best friend

I will stuff your mouth with fish

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>thinking you're the protags when Canada shut down big bad USSR
Your uniforms look nice in some sports though, true.

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I wanted to see Kapanen but I think it's his contract year too. Bit of a shame not seeing these teams at full force, and I doubt we'll ever get an outstanding Olympics again either.

was Vancouver the last based olympics? at least finals wise, and Canada BTFOing Russia was fun too

For Canadians, certainly. No one really remembers Sochi, but everyone and their fucking dog remembers Vancouver.

Bless you Swissbro

Torino had a pretty good final (that Forsberg - Sundin - Lidström goal in the final), but Vancouver final had everyhing. I've actually rewatched it at least once.

t. swede

MUH CAREER

Kakko said he loves to play in front of a big crowd. I'm starting to believe he's not a finn.

He possibly can't shit his career worse than Laine so he will do fine despite hype shit.

Suomen niemellä, Suomen kielellä
Äijät huutaa lailla perkeleen
Ja kun Suomi pelaa lätkää
Se iskee joka jätkään
Kaljaa koneeseen ja Ukkometsoon

youtube.com/watch?v=ts_Lw3qrTfM

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>doesn't crack under pressure
>overcomes extreme adversity to be the best in his age group
>not an alcoholic
>employed
yeah I think you're onto something here

I invested fifty (50) euros on Finland losing by at least two goals.

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Fuck you

I played blackjack with 10 euros the other night, walked away with fresh 20e bill

I believe the game is over in 20 mins

Nah, they're playing 60 minutes bro

vi ska kämpa vi ska ge allt det vi har

hot take: win the right games

foor pääs preik eni diifens boom boom boom

kör hårt

is that finnish goal song?

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Start the bloody game before I piss myself

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Why is Tampere producing so many hockey stars?

Hockey capital

SLOVENSKOOOOO SLOVENSKOOOOOO

HEJJAAA HEJJAA HEJJA SLOVENSKOO

but why

USA USA USA
USA
USA
USA

SUOMi
*clap*
SUOMI
*clap*
SUOMI

Hockey was the first place where hockey was played in finland, also first outdoor rink and first hockey stadium was built here, two Tampere based teams both have more championships than any other teams

Thanks for listening my autism

Unironically correct and logical.

Two big hockey teams there and no real football culture

>Hockey was the first place where hockey was played

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hughes vs Kakko
>huge caca

LET'S FUCKING GO YANKS

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KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO KAAPO KAKKO

Hockey hockey lätkä kiakko hockey

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Caps Cacks'

Kaapo big Cocko

Hughes=äästön mattjews

Kippo "tupperware" Kappo

:-DDDDDD EBIN

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>funnelcake gameplay

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hot

BANG BANG BANG CAM ON ENGERLUND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

Kakko kakka

Any Americans awake?

>Young finnish goaltending

VEINIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

kaká lol

Watch out for Veini! Going to be
>6 GAA
>.700 SV%

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This crowd

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imagine

Stream??

Lmao Anttila and Kane size difference

toxicpatat.com/2019/05/10/russia-vs-norway-world-hockey-championship-live/

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The odor

MTV 3 näkyy

Lol look at that dude he's micro machines :DDD

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MOGGED

Lets go binland

OH NO NO NO NO

oh no no no

Chechen don’t fuck up :^)

Oh no, we're shit.

hups :D

>Vehviläinen

VEINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ScCAAAAAR

SCAAaaaAR

SUOMI
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SUOMI
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Oh no

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VITUN VITTU

>finnish goaltending

>finnish goaltending

LMAO

Ah, fuck.

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lmao

whats going on

1-0 is the most dangerous lead

it's going to be one of those games, isnt it

>1 minute

LOL
>VEHVILÄINEN

Good going Vehviläinen.

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>finland
is there a more of a meme country?

they aren't celebrating the goal

Your country is just something that Americans use to pay for things.

Are Czechoslovaks here?

The yank is the epitome of masculinity

HAHAHAHAAA ITS NOT LIKE I CARED ABOUT STUPID SKODA CUP WE EVEN HAVE A CRAPPY LIIGA TEAM CAUSE OUR BEST PLAYERS KNOW ASWELL WHAT A MEME TOURNAMENT IT IS LMAOOO BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SO GOOD USA

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youtube.com/watch?v=v9MTGNaEXGM

seething

>Bantered by literal half of a real country

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lights is off for 3 sec in russia chezch match

Fucking czechoslovakenia

I always knew that we could only beat up on countries that don't know how to play hockey.

wtf why isnt Saukkonen selostening this match?

Nice. The music selection makes me feel like im back in the early 90s

>chezch
It’s chechnya you dumb

>big-guy-edition survived a whole day
TRULY THE HERO HOKKEI DESERVES

Because they want to give you a taste of Mertaranta so you'll pay to have him selostening all matches

youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

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Canada ?

What about it?

mne poxui

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>b-b-b-but they don't care about skoda cup so that doesn't count

Game of Thrones

USA WINS!

I hope. Fuck Shitland.

SUOMI
CLAP CLAP
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wtf!??!

wtf our team is garbage?

Where’s jaromir jagr?

Finland will win

FETCH ME THE GOAL POST STRETCHER

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noone watch russia vs czech?

Mörkö perkele

VOIMATAUKO!

Russia - Czechs need good 20vs20 brawl

Note to self: always do opposite of what Sweden says.

>putting a vaccuum in the net
what did jalonen mean by this?

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Remember 2011? Gods we were strong then

I do

I thought we were frens

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old

you're genuinely surprised?

Wasted.

Where the fuck is USA?

stupid gayhomo do GOAL

I want SWE-FIN final more than anything. No better banter.

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1-0 is the most dangerous lead

SWEDESLAYER get in here, we're telling IIHF stories.

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>t. Swedish guy in Norway

He died a good way compared to your grace baldie

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This. I don't know if it will happen this year though, our team is somewhat weak compared to before but a man can dream...it would be glorious.

Fins exposed, nothing new.

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just got in here, what did I miss?

TAKE VEHVILÄINEN THE FUCK OUT

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Grey worm is a fucking lunatic who is sick in the head and wants to kill innocents because his cock was cut off

Czechia is like Sweden.

Refpuck coming in third period, you know this to be true

Finland sucks

For me it's Mat-Brother Claywoman

Ei vittu

VITTU

Oh no.

SAAKELIN SEULA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>finnish goaltending

how's Czechia?

Binland btfo

It's all rigged

nice

Lets go Veini

Ah, fffuck.

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are fins running betting fraud or wtf?

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FETCH THE GOALTENDER-STRETCHER

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Finland lol

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

can't win every game, see you in 3 days

fuck russia desu

lmao did we just score

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR FUCK OFF CHECHNYA

No more slovak pussy for finns today.

It's the circle of life

I am pretty sure Vehviläinen has 50k on USA.

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Pull Veini already ffs

GOOOOOAL

2-0 most dangerous lead

Finns can still turn this around, it only just started

no vehviläinen is just a chronic bust

could be worse frens, at least that manlet who's hasn't scored

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Prepare to eat those words.

Nigger it is not soccer

I wanna see some good old fighting

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Honestly this is a clear off year for us. All the good players unavailable due to contracts expiring / injuries.

the eternal swede keeps casting his curse on us

its over, desu

I guess NHL is better than Liiga after all

Let's not give up yet boys

stfu russian tard

they should just focus on murdering speedy manlets hughes and gaudreau

This. Knock some yank teeth out, Pekka.

russian civil war incoming

Reminder.

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We would be 1-0 without Veini "Electrolux" Vehviläinen.

Take eng classes and learn some words for ice hockey you fucker

We can't beat the yanks
They're too good

cringe

Does anyone else like Canadian hockey but hate seeing USA play? It might just be my bias against America.

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Translate

Russians are snowniggers, you know it better

Nah they're just much better overall, did you even look at the game?

yanks taking our defenders to coffee

Miele Vehviläinen

2-0 is the most dangerous lead

Left side is for when finland loses and right is for when finland wins.

GTFO navalnyonok

>Russians are snowniggers, you know it better

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>jack hughes
>still 0 points in 2 games
>yet to have a point from this game
HAHAAHAHAAHA 1ST DRAFT PICK EVERYONE
>meanwhile kakka
>5 points in 2

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Veini "Feofil" Vehviläinen is a slavic desantti and not a real hockey player also probably a f**tball fan.

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>the hockey nation of Finland

Based Slovakia playing Lordi to cheer us up
SLOVENSKO!

God bless 2ch pics

Left:
>we can't take them
>always the same thing
>won't even watch the game
>I'm betting on Canada for a 1000
>shut the tv goddamnit
>no use even trying
>gonna kill myself
Right
>ez game ez laif
>it'll be fine as long as you believe in your own team and take it easy
>we knew this
>we know how to do this
>I've always said to take it easy

That easy goal in under 1 minute was psychologically tormenting to our bois and now they have low morale. Vehviläinen single-handedly lost the game

Make a new thread Pekka. I was searching as a mofo for it after work

kakka means shit in russian

cringe band, cringe country, cringe score, cringe dubs

come down from your gay mountain and I'll slap your shit

KUNNIA PELASTETTU

>manlet
>can't score in hockey
>can't score in real life
>changed name to Hug(h)es to sound big
>isn't really huge at all

YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

SINNE MENI

>schneider

Comeback train harri harri

Scarrrr

Scooiooioooooooooreeeeeee

SCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Troo

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SVEITSIN LIIGAN PISTEPÖRSSIN KAHDEKSIKKO

>schneider
the dude is fucking done as a top level goalie

I predicted this

>yhdysvaltalainen maalivahtipeli

lol why are you watching hockey instead of dying for the Emperor in Donbass or Syria

2-1 the most dangerous lead.

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>kaikkein vaarallisin johtoasema

Thx

i bet on finland in 1xbet

stupid positive sexy swede

LEIJONAT TAISTELEE

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Still no assists for Kakka

The fuck is up with you retard, fucking brainwashed navalnyonok kid

But we're still behind

now pm me next friday's eurojackpot numbers

Not for long

no u

>harri pesonen
holy shit i remember this guy from 2011

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wait it was some other pesonen LOL

based Kivi slamming lazy punks

>still at work

Lowkey wish Russia wins this meme cup. Atleast they have likeable players like Ovie and Zadorov.

Sucks to be you.