/hoc/

sitting on the toilet and dropping some steamy golden knights. can't stand the smell

Shall.

Second gayest of them all (Carolina)

Which currently active players are /our guys/ besides Matthew Tkachuk?

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Austin Mathews

Tom Wilson, matt martin, cal clutterbuck, Matthews brother brady

Binnington
He probably met still playing

Brad Marchand

obligatory ayy lmao

Is it true that St Louis is known for its surplus of meth addicts?

PEN15

don't like women
don't like gays
don't like nonwhites
pretty simple and honest lifestyle in my opinion

wtf I love Nike now

reaves

Holy shit are you me wtf i love myself now

The more that people have sex here the better this general will be, simple as

Just had sex this morning

Laine

Just had sex with myself

...

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official /hoc/ ranking

>good guys
sharks

>bad guys
>bruins

UTTER SHIT
>blues

P
O
W
E
R

G
A
P

>relocanes

No need to (You) this— the list is perfection and doesn't need input. cheers m8s

my boy Ryan scoring the beautiful goals

Sharks aren't going anywhere past the WCF and if they do, well then the title National Hockey Entertainment will be suitable. Give one to Ovechkin so you got to give one to Thornton etc.

stfu m8 or I shut you up for good

Piss poor tbpf

dead shark best shark

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>92725989
>actually replying to it
Just get the fuck out retard

Had some last night, was breddy gudd

As is every Canadian post.

my rightneousness makes you uncomfortable

Just got a brand new levi belt

For me, it’s suspenders

lick my cock bootlicker
canadians belong on Yea Forums with the rest of the non playoff nerds

your poorness makes me uncomfortable

what did you say? My penis makes you uncomfortable? LOL

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getting closer to anthem time /hoc/

First Mother’s Day since my mom died
Hold me

I'm here to save the thread.

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But that’s my job

How'd she die?

Broken heart when she found out her son was gay i reckon

>one miserable failure gets a chance to redeem themselves
>one miserable failure continues to get laughed at
WCF best conference final

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she’s getting railed by satan now user

based

ded sport

ded sunbelt retards

>GREAT britain
what did they mean by this

t. Has the Queen of England on his currency

who are these women. no i will not have sex

they were built for blackcock anyway

Hey ref, check your wife’s mail.

>Carter Hart in goal tonight
Based

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babcock*
ftfy

>sharter shart

dumb move by canada

Warriors win the NBA
Sharks win the Cup

Why is Nor Cal reaching Boston levels of dominance? And why is it always these urban liberal cities that always win? I bet it's because of the money and revenue they generate

pucks _____ and shots on _____

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

>rax

OP is Renee Somerfield from Australia.

gone; file

Haven’t seen any good posts in a while.

shallow
ice

Sorry, lad. I've been busy.

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Have any of you ladies gotten past 1st base?

Today I shall remind them.

>rags

pucks in goal and shots deep

lads

LADS

>rags

>San Jose
>Saint Louis
Too much (((Christianity)))

Would you still love your gf if you found out months into the relationship that she was a Rangers fan?

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I had a gf in college that was >rags it made for top bants

bruins

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Drowned n cum

Which one is that again? Ive done them all im just curious haha

IM GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE GONNA MAKE YOU REALIZE AMANDA

hockey starts in half an hour

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>tfw finland has to watch >rags games because of Kakko

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OHHH

SAY

CANNN

YOUUU

SEEEEEE

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shall continue watching the baseball game

92727434
Fuck off we're full

My beloved Battlin’ Bucs are winning 3-0 in the first

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what does that even mean?

Pittsburgh Pirates nickname is the Bucs and have 3 scored three runs to open the game

To all the finnanons, game is free on telly

I'm okay with it as long as it's not >oilels

based Finnish broadcasters

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92727586
Retard.

92727600
obsessed & seething

Just remember the Avs will have MacKinnon, Landeskog, Rantenen Jost and Hughes as a line.

And Gruber as their tender.

Who the fuck can stop them?

>3 scored three runs

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>Canada only beating us 2-0
Pathetic.

>denied a retard a (You) earlier and now others are doing it

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>Who the fuck can stop them?
Apparently the Sharks.

the knights

>For me, it's those bunch of jerks Carolina Hurricanes!

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Damn I hope Boston wins stanlee. Every other team left are utterly gay

Hockey.

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This is THE post

They don't want to embarrass the Queen?

based finn

Canes 2bh

It means he's a retarded faggot

Fuck yeah.

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How do you know if someones a morbidly obese redditor weeb faggot room temp iq wannabe nigger? Don't worry, they'll attach a canes pic to their post

You now remember the 1924 Winter Olympics where Canada won the gold medal outscoring their opponents 110-3. I didn't make that stat up, either

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Looks like Canada's losing his cool again.

blown the fuck out

Stop it with the gay filenames randy you’re so fucking cringe

No need for name calling mr!

>couldn't even score on latvia in the first 20
How embarrassing.

hello, newfag

Sebastian is cute

Not with all their contracts for next year

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>newfag angrily posting throughout the thread
>all his posts have seethe
lurk more you stupid faggot

he’s been doing it for months i hate him so fucking much

>r

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Have you tried counselling? If you're still a college student, most colleges offer counselling for free.

Have you tried not being gay, Gaylord?

I went to the Dr at college and I basically just wanted pills but he only offered me Advil. The fuck am I paying you for?

>a

gary just told me the rat murders aho today

If he actually tried that, Hamilton would paralyze him.

advil

>mfw Bruins go up 2-0 and still lose the series

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that loner wouldnt even be able to make eye contact with the rat

last 2 digits is score at the end of 3 periods

If he's gonna play like a retard and get penalized every three seconds then he should at least make his hits count

If he's going to get random penalties regardless of what he does or how he plays, he might as well take some Bruins players with him.

just... try to conceive

put yourself in the mindset

suppose for a second

create a mental image...

imagine

*shudders*

being from bombston

I could pound the fuck out of Hamilton. Id make that autist cry for Laine like a bitch dog

>Kyle Bukkakes
even Marchand doesn't like this retard

that's gay dude

Sam, put the bottle down. Pour it down the sink and don't open another one. You're better than this, man.

>rags

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I like my Hamilton black

kakko desu

American sports are fucking retarded. Why dont the games start when they are supposed to start

>15 minutes in
>NOW they walk out
What is this bush league bullshit

Oh shit, it just hit me that he might actually go to the rags. Surely gary wont allow that.
Right?

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>mad
>about commercials
COMMIES OUT

says the guy using adblock

alright whatever, let's just get this over with and get ready for the next season (it'll be reeeal good)

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gary wants the original six to do well. with the execption of kanadian teams ofc

HACK AND WHACK TIME

honestly he does have a great voice (and i HATE the anthems)

And smacking

Haven't had a drop yet today

Weren't both adblock and ublock decommissioned?

Fucking dead at work lads bring your mom down to my bar for a beer

What's your bar's name and where is it at?

user’s in Western Pennsylvania

Pub charges an even 5 for a bottle of beer and the girls wonder why I dont tip. You've been getting the round up on the bill from 4.25, 4.50, 4.75. You want more than 5$ for a fucking beer take it up with your boss. It's a twist off. You wouldn't have to get up to serve me if you sat behind the bar instead of atthe table watching TV you dumb fucking slut

Bruins in 3

You're lying! Do you want me to get lost?

$4 20 oz drafts lad

stay home lad, its the millenial way

based poor incel

these conference finals are somehow even more shit than the 2nd round

hmmm... what did they mean by this

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BAAHSTON

fug. is it over

imagine sweeping a team in the third round that swept a team in the secomd round that swept the best team in the league in the first round.

blose or shorks sweeping bombston

I didn't know palm trees grow in Ohio

They do in the paradise known as Akron

One is Bobrovsky, is the other Tarasenko?

>bruinswinlol
just end this semen slurping season

All sorts of weird things can happen in Akron.

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awesome and cool brontosauruses definitely get the /hoc/ stamp of approval

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Why did the jets suck so badly?

>Maurice

we need to make a tally of /hoc/ dinos

>based:
brontosaurus

>cringe:
velociraptors

Because the Spike doesn’t have a food menu

business idea: icing it on a powerplay

never a good thing

You just KNOW

i think there should be a brontosaurus team in the NHL

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>the good guys get a free ride to the stanleyc up final
Truly the best timeline

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>Carolina hockey teams

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>reddit: Sharks
>Yea Forums: Boston

it looks like we're all out of meme magic for these playoffs

Only 2.5 more games and Carolina can go back to being irrelevant

Go Storm

based

>myspace: blues
>livejournal: Canes

this desu

Is there a bigger fluke team then the Carolina Hurricanes?

Only got to the ECF because
>lol Caps lose to lower seed in 7 again
>Low scoring Islanders who aren't the good only made round 2 because the Penguins didn't feel like going for the dynasty
>Career backup and a guy who had one good year with Detroit goalies

Yeh the arena will be empty again by November next year

194th post best post

soon

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just made a thought about hockey

Xheattle Dickgirls

finnish goaltending in 2019 >>> finnish goaltending in 2018

Seattle Seahawkeys

Carolina fan here, I bet that we would get swept this round, and it looks like I'm gonna make 300 dollars. Based Vegas.

>Ferland on the Carolina PP now
grim

The pooins are gonna win the cup aren’t they

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I've seen a pheasant two mornings in a row, in the exact same spot. Is this a sign?

>Is this a sign?
No, it’s a pheasant

spirit-animals.com/pheasant-symbolism/

how is your libido?

How do you know it's the same one?

I’m an expert in bird law

Well, more girls have been flirting with me than usual lately tbf

Wow! What does the bird law say?

is that a RL reference?

HOLY FUCK WHY IS BOSTON SO BASED
>great in football
>great in baseball
>great in hockey
>shit in apehoop
LITERALLY CELEBRATING A TROPHY EVERY 4 MONTHS NOW LET'S GO

rad marchad desu

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14 year olds cant go to law school

Well, neither can birds

twitter.com/denis_babin/status/1127342374907273216

Not that we know of

Did canes fans actually think they could win a cup with Mrazek? LMAO

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kakka kakka

Swedish bird law (Article 5, subsection 25c):
Any pheasant which claims a spot before noon has exclusive rights to that spot before noon for a period not less than three (3) days following the original date of claim.

Man, I don't mind watching my team lose a well fought game, but the Canes' problem is half the time they lose it isn't because the other team was better it's because the Canes didn't bother to play at all that day I swear.

also the bruins are better

100% this

I thought so, should they be allowed though?

>subsection
>not paragraph (§)
swedish birds are not american birds!
(I do believe you might be correct about the law text though)

Silly user, there's no "better" in luckpuck

No.

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We still use North American vernacular in studying foreign bird law, my apologies

>4-0

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True the sens just have really bad puck luck

well maybe the bruins aren't "better", but the canes are just way more shit

Unfortunately yes... It's part of the New England > California sports saga.

Canes fans dont know good goaltending from bad goaltending, most of them started watching hockey a month ago

I am content with your explanation and apology. Thank you for providing it.

>5-0
>jerks

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SHARKS desu

Lol even backes is scoring now

>Relocanes

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>See you in the finals.
oh no no no no no no

Yes thank god

speechless

>relocanes """"fans""""" constant bitching in the gamethread
lel

most relocanes "fans" don't even know they won a cup once.

>relocanes

back to 13000 attendance for you, canes

>Relocanes posters are garbage posters
Wow who would have thought..

Whens the last time we had an ass kicking like this in the final four? Must be rare as these are usually the top teams.

dancing zoomer faggots absolutely BTFO

Got crushed in washington in game 5 to go down 3-2....and that woke us up to win the series - just having a bad game. We'll figure it out. Still haven't lost in Raleigh and we can play with anyone

More like 4000 cause Dundon just buys the tickets up

Anybody bitching about Boston or refpuck is either shitposting or retarded.

This game is a fucking embarrassment as a canesfag. I don't know how you can haul as much ass as they did during the Capitals series and sweep someone as hard as they did against the Isles and then just decide "nah we're done playing for the year." Getting into the playoffs at all this year was impressive by their standards, sure, but that doesn't mean anything when you just let yourselves get assraped this hard in the ECF without even trying to come back.

>tfw bruins vs blue jackets was the real final

Lmaooooo

Teds would bootyblast this team too lol

Delusional fat sunbelter.

Cope

>as a canesfag

WHOA GUYS, EVERYBODY STOP POSTING, ULTIMATE AUTHORITY OVER HERE!

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For me, it's not this post

I have a time machine and this is a picture of the relocanes season opener next year.

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>randycanes

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but this was a great post grease. Your iq is now 87.

13000 *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

I'm from the future and this is what the first home game at NPC Arena will be

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absolutely based greasepost. truly a brief drop of intellect in a sea of shitposts and piss

QUEBEC CITY
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>all those empty seats
grim

1-6 I-is the comeback real?

1 MONTH OLD FANS
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

TAKE WARNING

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Imagine being a Canes fan and the only thing that got you down to the arena in the last decade was 'le bunch of jerks Xd'

oh no no no It's going to happen again

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i'm actually impressed at how the canes made me hate them not because of their team on the ice but because of their /hoc/ posters. if i hate a team, it's because of their players, but canes have done the unthinkable

wew

your team is getting refpucked the fuck out, but the Bruins still are outplaying you.

>WE ARE CANIACS
more like WE WERE CANIACS

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CHERRY CALLED IT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

this but vegas

>

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Other way around. Reddit hates the sharks and have been cheering against them since round one.

Vegas is the ultimate reddit, and any team that beats them becomes reddit enemy #1

Exactly; used to be totally indifferent to them even in the same division now I genuinely dislike them a lot

obsessed

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nope reddit loves the sharks, theyre the "good guys" cause theyve never won a cup and they have minorities and openly gay players

Predators were very close to this a year ago for me at least.

Me too. The two fans that regularly post here are so obnoxious and retarded that it made a likeable team unlikeable. plus that whole storm surge thing was fucking gay

Field hockey is better

hockey savviness fanbases rankings

1.Flames fans
2. Habs fans
3. Devils fans

discuss

Their names are Gaylord and Randy m8

Hey everyone I am a Caniac as you can tell by this image of the Hurricanes I have attached to my post .Please so being so obsessed and seething about our bunch of jerks. stay boiling

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Just took a carolina and now my tavares is itchy

how does field hockey compare to ice hockey in terms of being mostly luck based (just look at this years playoffs lmao)

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tuuk chill bro

Tuuka a good lad giving this team of zoomers some participation goals

ASSHURT FANBASES OFFICIAL RANKINGS

1. RELOCANES (LITERALLY ALWAYS ASSPAINED)

POWERGAP

2. LAFFS
3. RAGS

Can the canes afford a plane ride home or are they taking greyhound

Press "F" to FLUSH

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F

Do f*nns count as a fanbase?

>another boston false flag
fuck off

But ruining his Conn Smythe odds

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F

TAKIN CARE OF BUSINESS
EVERYDAY

TAKIN CARE OF BUSINESS
EVERY WAY

F

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and suomi loses again!

time for some raptors game 7 (it will be the first niggerball game i've watched in years)

AND I WAS BORN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A
GREYHOUND BUS
ROLLING DOWN HIGHWAY 41

>watching NBA at all
cringe

>3. RAGS
BASED and >ragspilled

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why do black people suck at tipping. This is the third time I've been stiffed by a black guy today at work

i'm only there for the memes lad

Name 1 good player on this franchise.

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Finland discussion thread yes good carry on

Chabot.

cece!

6 more wins

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i was rather indifferent to randy before, but after tonight holy fucking cringe.

can't believe i have to cheer for the sharks, fuck these playoffs

Good list

>This is the third time I've been stiffed by a black guy today at work
Your mom has this same problem.

Turn in your /hoc/ and white cards please I’m only going to ask once.

I only watch our National team so im not an expert but there isn't that much luck involved as far as i can understand.
Its kinda like the luck you can have in footbal with a redirect for example but I cant think of much else.

/ourguy/ brady

chabot
tkameme
that other dman whose name i forgot

>>>trash

Are canes fans the dumbest posters in /hoc/?

smdh rod sort out your pp

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can't wait for the literal who teams (relocanes and blose) to fuck off so we can get a decent final going

>my fucking face when the fucking Laffs were the hardest competition the bruins had to face this playoffs, including in the cup
kek

KEK

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Chucky jr

because shame is a moderate-to-high IQ thing, they just think "i can not pay and nothing will happen? sweet!"

oh brother.....Boston, OOF. Hate these guys! haha, who is with me??

Well at least those retarded canes avatarfags will leave now.

>hating randy has gone even gone to Europe
By far

Erik Karlss- oh wait, he's gone...
Uhh.... Matt Du- wait no he's gone too...
OOH! MARK STO- no nevermind he also gone...

It's not his fault his team can't score.

well thanks for your input hans but you are clearly not mentally equipped to answer such a question

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They are up there with predditors fans

i imagine this makes leafs fans wanna kill themselves

series are not over until you lose at home retards

And that’s a GOOD thing

>HurriCan'ts
>Mra6
also how many saves for 2kka today?

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How can people not understand how a rebuild works

JOÃO FROM PORTO
*clap clap clapclapclap*

If Mrazek is still in the net for Game 3 I probably won't even bother watching

>MarCHAD living rent free inside laffsnet panelists heads

Oh so it will be just like before this year.

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See you Tuesday

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>I probably won't even bother watching
the next game or any games going forward?

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21 for 23
He got bored at the end of the game and gave up 2 softies

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what a surprise, already jumping off the bandwagon lmao

>leaf
>Boston
Canesniggers are retarded beyond belief

I take it I won't see you Tuesday then, shame

>this autistic assblasted canesfag

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Damn.

I assume you'll be back to watching monster trucks and drinking mountain dew while your sister sucks black dick by then.

Kyle Tur...nope, he's gone too

>Duchene was traded again

I forgot that had happened. Where is he now?

CBJ

>twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1127677600699232258?s=21
twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1127677600699232258?s=21
>twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1127677600699232258?s=21
twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1127677600699232258?s=21
>twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1127677600699232258?s=21
twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1127677600699232258?s=21
>twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1127677600699232258?s=21
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Shall be looking forward to Randycanes swept out in 4 with no survivors

There's no need for this really. Have you taken your meds today? I worry that you've been slipping

what the fuck

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HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Fucking bombston gonna win it all this year

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Shitolina confirmed eaters of shit

Mad Lad

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

kek

>sister sucks black dick
>implying she won't be blowing her brother

Poo Jackoffs. He's the one that McAvoy drew the suspension for decking.

>its real
lmao wtf
This is your captain?

>Hans
I'm not german, ahmed

no, charlie hit anderson

Rock hill here...
Been a canes fan for years.
I really thought this was going to be our year again, but the Boston refs are too strong this year.

Based marCHAD

Absolutely based

gonna be frank lads
i'm less upset that >we won't make the finals at this rate and more that boston will
fucking hate boston

>14 shots
>13 GA

Well he's not Swedish so I wouldn't worry about him getting flags wrong

hes at it again boys

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BASED BRUINS LITERALLY SERVING UP SHIT SANDWICHES TO THE REDDITCANES

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/ourguy/ can’t be stopped

Goldsboro lifelong here
Boston was the better team

Worst, you're a nigger

Seething.

HE'S A SCATMAN

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the retaliator getting the only penalty isnt a new concept

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm actually laughing

he's going to have to apologise

What a shitty ass team.
Boston .... bruins?
You do know Boston has literally zero fucking bears right?

Carolina gets actual hurricanes.

Learn 2 aesthetics you stupid fucking Boston morons.

Based hill billy retard

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>You do know Boston has literally zero fucking bears right?
But we do though

Seething.

oh, right. Duchene did get rocked pretty hard as well at some point later in the series though iirc, it was definitely a Bruins penalty

Edmonton had 45 shots total in that game, "SA" is total shots against while the "SH GA" stands for shorthanded goals against. still though
>13 goals against
at least that was against one of the Gretzky Oilers dynasty teams though so it's kind of understandable

>yfw marchand scores the series winning goal

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Guess how many people care? Hint: it's starts with Z and rhymes with (an) hero

Columbus would have shit all over Carolina REEEEEE

vegas would booty blast both these shit teams

Every night he haunts my dreams

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Boston sports are fucking stupid rigged. In hockey the refs let them get away with fucking murder. In NFL they video the opponent practice. In baseball they cork bats. So sick of watching my teams lose to these cheaters. My canes, my Yankees, and my Falcons all got screwed by Boston rig jobs.

Its bullshit. The Boston scum do not deserve to win anything.

It's so noble the jets lost on purpose to protest mauri being such a shit coach and trying to sabotage Laine's career

How does Marchy keep getting away with this stuff?

That's an easy 5 minute major and suspension for the next 2 games.

Hooking on the neck?

>92734549
Low quality bait, doesn't deserve a (You)

Boston can’t even fill it’s own rink during the playoffs
Boston should have been fucking raped in game 6 but FUCKING TUUKA and the refs decided no
REEEEEEEE BOSTON DOESNT DESERVE THE CUP REEEEEEEEE COLUMBUS HAS A MUCH BETTER FANBASE AND IS MUCH LESS OF A FAG CITY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS OUR FUCKING TURN

>Boston can’t even fill it’s own rink during the playoffs
BIG IF TRUE

It was just playful banter and Williams freaked out. Good call on the ice for retaliating.

>and the refs
sure thing buddy

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That's true. Even with a hook on the neck, williams shouldn't have retaliated and punch back. That's just bad sportsmanship.

I take back what I said. Marchy is perfectly justified and okay with hooking someone on the neck

>5 minute major
hello retard randy

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You're starting to get it. Good.

As a blues fan, I feel much better knowing we get to destroy the Boston faggots for the cup.

Canes are too unpredictable for my liking. Boston is going to hand us the cup. You'll see. Cap this post. Stl in 6 games for the cup.

>RELOCANES
AHAHAHAHA

The attendance for game 5 was 17665
The capacity of TD garden is 19580

It's an easy double niner

I'm a Ted's fan, they left a lot on the table in Game 1, they looked gas'd off a 7 day rest versus a Boston team that had just finished up a Game 7. Going to game 4 up 2-1 they fell flat in front of a sold out crowd and let the series slip away. I'm proud of them making the second round but feel saddened they stopped hitting the Bruins into the boards and tried to outplay them.

For me, it's Nenuh Needuhraddur

>WE ARE CANIACS
more like PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES

>The capacity of TD garden is 19580
big if true

>The capacity of TD garden is 19580
That's their concert cap, their hockey cap is 17,565

They didn’t stop hitting them
The jackets had 43 hits in game 6

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They've had like 350 consecutive sellouts or something. That capacity you're looking at doesn't apply to Bruins games.

YIKES
Why would they take 2000 seats out for hockey
That’s a sign of a casual city

you can't put seats on the ice

this
Boston getting exposed

Tell that to Columbus
Who has a seating capacity of 18500 for hockey but they sold out over 19500 seats for each playoff game

Why the fuck not?

Are you still patting yourself on the back over this?

>doubling down on your retarded point to try and negate your initial retardation
Not gonna work round these parts, Cletus.

sometimes you gotta eat a shit sandwich, Randy. It doesn't taste good but you gotta chew on it

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This series helped me realize zoomers and boomers are just two sides to the same shitcoin

>his team hasn’t killed a fan

>his team doesn’t oversell the stadium for playoff games
CASUAL

Anyone have a webm of based Williams humiliating the Rat by pulling his helmet's strap and the little manlet bitch be like 'i am telling the refs, you meanie, here they are, see?"

>put one seat in the center of ice
>its revolving, so you can turn 360 degrees for full hackey action
>surround it with a cylinder pf the plexiglass so you dont have to worry about getting pucked, players can also use it as another deflection source
>outrageously expensive but you will literally be the center of attention

Someone get bettman on the phone

It's here lads!
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Shut the fuck up hillbilly.

He was pointing to the ref cause he already drew the call. He was laughing that he goaded him.

lmao what a fucking rat.
sean avery tier.

i didn't realize it while watching but williams made marchand look like the cowardly little BITCH he is right then and there. marchand is fucking scared of getting hurt. williams would heem that rat face nigga.

they should put an glass floor up on the 2nd deck and let fans watch the game from above

SEETHING

I’m still extremely angry that my team isn’t in the ECF

based caniacs

>people sitting ontop of each other
based

It is just funny how he didn't punch him or anything he just pulled the strap of his helmet as he was clearly fucking with the manlet.

it should be a glass floor boat that's suspended from the ceiling and runs on a track around the arena so you can throw hot dogs and various other food items at the peasants in the upper bowl

Chillingly based.

Game 4 they let up and let Boston outphysical them.

>Ah dude Marchand BTFO, he was SOOO humiliated XD
>6-2

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for me, its watching casuals get ABSOLUTELY IRATE at marchands antics like its something new. It used to be all lucic

just cause the bees won doesnt mean marchand didnt look like a closet faggot on the ice, he was shook af and stopped with his little temper tantrums in the 3rd period probably out of fear of reprisal

canes getting so btfo they've gone into shitpost mode... sad...

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Congratulations, it took CBJ 20 years, but they finally managed to sellout a hockey game

Plan the parade

Marchand is so based and redpilled haha

>gone into shitpost mode
They are always shit posters

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Marchand learned everything from based Looch.

>everyone who hates fucking bruins and the rat is a canes fan

i know right hes exactly like my favorite troll president aka r/thedonald

>Winning in the playoffs doesn't matter if you humiliate a single player on the opposing side
I hope your fucking hillbilly team gets swept

Brad the chad marchand

>I like to quote randomly as well

not even a bawston fan myself but lucic was the original shithead and marchand just picked up where he left off. Hoc would always explode whenever he speared some dudes in the dick

well lucic was a coward just like marchand but at least he had the size to back it up . sure he cherry picked his fights but he did fight unlike this poor excuse for a manlet rat

They sold out every single game in their inaugural season

i never said that you illiterate retard i said marchand is a pussy that takes cheapshots at star players and hides behind refs, hes been exposed as a chicken shit and wont be trying any of his antics in game 3 unless he wants to get tossed around like the manlet he is

BOILING

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>people are laughing because were losing in the ECF
feelsgoodman. big step up from no playoffs

That wasn't a cheapshot. Williams grabbed his stick and tried to sell a call. Don't reply to this post unless you can skate, hillbilly.

randy is just finally learning about the pest role, huh?

Manlet?
Piss off. He has far above average.
Fucking hater. Why so jelly of him? Be honest. You wish you were him.

>Williams
>Star player
You rednecks are a riot and a half.
He'll keep it up the wholes series and your retarded, Fortnite addicted """team""" will take it.

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If I was the canes, I'd accept my fate of getting swept in 5 and just spend the next few games heeming the shit out of these faggots so the blues can have an easier cup win

>See you in the finals.

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What a faggot, and I am a canes fan.

honestly wish i could go back to the days of being the only poster for my team. getting tired of retarded hockey newfags posting stupid shit here and derailing threads

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laughing so fucking hard at the retardolina relocanes

It was either a cross check or high stick take your pick faggot. Then once the stick was around Williams neck, Marchand gave a tug. If you can’t see that you’re blind.
>Don’t @ me since you’re a leaf

you know what you need to do. organize a meetup and then HEEM the shit out of all the canes shitters that show up

isles and caps didnt die for this

The eternal perils of Randinator and the relonigger faggoshits

>height: 5'9"
literally gnome tier

>getting tricked by falseflaggers
grim

I'm still suprrised teh NHL hasn't suspended him for this. After a punch to the head, now a necking, licking, etc.

Bettman really must love Marchand since he probably gives the NHL something to talk about and get int the news

>That wasn't a cheapshot.
yeah thats where youre wrong faggot lets see how much you like it if i swung my stick directly at your face, williams reacted in time and managed to grab the blade and stop it from hitting him in the teeth but the intent was to chop williams, you must be a real fucking genius to think negating contact means fartschand did nothing wrong and i can skate circles around your fat ass you stupid igloo bitch

yeah hes a manlet bitch, sorry the truth hurts

>williams
>not a star
more rings than your rat face friend ;) checkmate bozo

>cross check
you need to stop watching my sport right now and never come back

>It is not new so stop talking about it
Faggot thats the whole point

>the relocanes were seen in their dressing room after the game crying while flossing
fuck these dancing zoomer faggots

new

Well actually neither since williams grabbed his stick and got a penalty. If you call that a crosscheck there would be nobody left on the ice, it happens hundreds of times per game. I know this is your first year watching hockey, but you need to learn the game casual sunbelter.

Marchand is one of the dirtiest players in hockey, has been for a while. I think a Cane should take him the fuck out next game.

It’s his first year watching hockey

>softly push player
>he grabs your stick and tries to draw a penalty
>he gets mad about it
>acts like a chimp and takes a penalty

yeah too bad everyone on the canes is softer than baby shit and scared of El Raton

Imagine being this buttblasted. Marchand is an agitator and he successfully baited Williams into taking a penalty. It's part of the game, newfag. Deal with it.

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>He was laughing that he goaded him
Not really. The penalty was called moments earlier and it is not in that video. So Williams wasn't called for ragdolling the rat. It was just a little consolation for him before going to the box :D

but this faggot disagrees with you: he says it was an evil plan to destabilize the entire canes team because they were only losing 5-0 by then. so which is it? williams grabbing his stick after a soft push or a successful bait by the rat?

I just hate Boston in general. Their stupid accents, terrible beer, streets that smell of piss, lefter than left liberal mindset, holier than thou attitude, terrible snowy weather, fake as shit tourist traps, and horrible angry people that roam the streets.