/nfl/ Mother's Day Edition

I don’t understand these texts
/Bills Owl 2020/

I am shocked Buffalofags lack reading comprehension skills. SHOCKED!!!

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its made by an AI that has been known to accurately predict the future

talktotransformer.com/

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Absolute fucking UNIT

Very well could be the product of Kansas City BBQ and ketchup on steaks

>cheatriots

andy reid is behind this with the nonstop BBQ feasts

Mexican league final today at 3 pm CST if anyone wants to check it out

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I thought Mexicans liked soccer.

>Tfw no thicc trunky Midwest ethos QB

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Yeah, I'd rather have that than...
>Coastal Elite

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w-what do you think he's listening to, Yea Forums?

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the sounds of his wife being plowed by 10 black men in a row

youtu.be/2vNzz2VMWac

I almost didnt see this thread since OP is a cock sucking faggot who is filtered

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HAHAHAHA 5 YEARS AND NO PLAYOFF SUCCESS FOR THE SHITBIRDS!!!

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For me, it's the Philadelphia football Eagles

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Wentz suckz

Nah

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>reddit bay

The only qb on the east coast that doesn't suck is brady. Next would probably be worthlessburger, who's shit.

How many weeks did he miss after getting hurt taking that picture?

I'm not sure when that picture was taken. He has had elite stats in all but his first year (in which the rest of the roster was a mess) though.

Why is he a team captain when all his teammates hate him?

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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So how's it going with the dying rigged league?

Super Bowl 53 proved the NFL isnt rigged now kill yourself faggot

Yeah it did you dumb faggot. The Saints should have been there and Brees would have kicked the shit out of the Reddtriots and they sõyboy QB. Also what are you too retarded to use Roman numerals?

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>brady being gifted a ring against goff the only qb worse than newton in a owl

Roethlisberger was statistically the worst QB to ever "win" a title

yeah "win"

>Cody Kessler

literally fucking why, Howie

There's just something about this franchise and former USC QBs... I'm surprised they never signed Matt Cassel.

>tfw your microwave sounds like World War 2 but your grilled cheese is still cold

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>Microwaving "grilled cheese"

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>microwaving a grilled cheese

Well how do you cook your grilled cheese?

>he doesn't use his clothes iron to make his grilled cheeses

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>Super Bowl 53 proved the NFL isnt rigged now kill yourself faggot

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On a pan, you sub-70IQ brainlet

>old bay can't cook
well color me black and call me a nigger

Randy Orton is the most boring wrestler ever. Guy has the personality of a door knob, worse than AJ Styles

>sweaty mandrama posters
absolute yikes from me fellas

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>another bitchknees thread

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>me and brady's sixth ring

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I am actually agreeing with you on this one.

>he doesn't like wrasslin'

Yikes

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who's letting this faggot tripfag making all the threads?

>reddit bay

"""wrestling""" is gay

i'll fucking eviscerate you in ham to ham combat kiddo

>he doesnt remember Police 12 making 50 threads in a row

Fucking newfags, bradysvagina is a fag but no one will ever approach police's level of autism.

>Old Gay is an E-drone
Par for the course tbqh

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Sorry old man that was your Yea Forums this is 4channel

This is what a samefag looks like.

gee i wonder who this is

Jesus how did Kevin Owens ever become a pro wrestler?

I bet he squats at least 2.5x bodyweight with those fucking tree trunks

based

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>TB: Report: McCoy 'squarely' on Browns' radar
Literally who can stop them?

Lamar Jackson

cute

Well the fact that it's not called a "microwaved cheese" should be enough of an indication that you are not doing it correctly. You are supposed to make your grilled cheese on a pan using butter on low heat. Use a cheese that has a good melting profile (Muenster is very good for this). And white or potato bread works.

I hate to imagine you putting a kraft single inside of 2 slices of wonder that did not ask for this fate.

wheeze

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I only use jalapeno cheese. You and your poverty government cheese can fuck off.

Lmao look at this dood

>me and brady's sixth knee
btw kys ironically

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Indianapolis Colts legend Johnny Unitas

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>his team traded away their Super Bowl winning QB for an injury-prone ginger
Yikes.

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This play killed that murder-loving bleachpouring-loving franchise.

Good riddance.

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You are so scared lol

we like both

game just started links in the tread come watch mexican league final bros

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Trump is an idiot, we need a wall on the Northern border.

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Who are you replying to?

i really, really like this webm

Sort from most likely to least likely, /nfl/. These are not listed in my own order. I want a feel for how /nfl/ sees these teams/players.

Raiders finish with a winning record
Cardinals finish with a winning record
Giants finish with a winning record
Steelers finish with a winning record
Packers win at least 12 games
Saints make the playoffs
Tom Brady retires at the end of the year
Ravens make the playoffs
Chiefs win the AFC West
Jets make the playoffs
Titans win the AFC South
Browns win a playoff game
Carson Wentz is a top 5 quarterback
Panthers win the NFC South
Rams finish with at least 12 wins

>traded away
you don't even watch football you autistic faggot. filtered again

>Raiders finish with a winning record
No
>Cardinals finish with a winning record
No
>Giants finish with a winning record
No
>Steelers finish with a winning record
No
>Packers win at least 12 games
No
>Saints make the playoffs
Yes
>Tom Brady retires at the end of the year
Yes
>Ravens make the playoffs
Yes
>Chiefs win the AFC West
Yes
>Jets make the playoffs
No
>Titans win the AFC South
No
>Browns win a playoff game
No
>Carson Wentz is a top 5 quarterback
No
>Panthers win the NFC South
No
>Rams finish with at least 12 wins
Yes

>again
hahaha

Brady dropping to 3 and 13 while possible would be unlikely. He'd claim injury well before sliding more than 3 or 4 games.

>Raiders finish with a winning record
>Cardinals finish with a winning record
>Giants finish with a winning record

Did we watch the same draft?

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>tfw won the draft 2 years in a row

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>Raiders finish with a winning record
lol
>Cardinals finish with a winning record
lol
>Giants finish with a winning record
lol
>Steelers finish with a winning record
yes afc north minus bungles will be the best divisional race
>Packers win at least 12 games
no but they right the ship 10-6
>Saints make the playoffs
yes
>Tom Brady retires at the end of the year
no year after
>Ravens make the playoffs
9-7/10-6 last team out
>Chiefs win the AFC West
yes
>Jets make the playoffs
lol
>Titans win the AFC South
actually yes
>Browns win a playoff game
yes lose in divisional though
>Carson Wentz is a top 5 quarterback
top 10
>Panthers win the NFC South
no wild card
>Rams finish with at least 12 wins
no

>MOST LIKELY

Panthers win the NFC South
Rams finish with at least 12 wins
Steelers finish with a winning record
Browns win a playoff game
Saints make the playoffs
Chiefs win the AFC West
Jets make the playoffs
Titans win the AFC South
Carson Wentz is a top 5 quarterback
Raiders finish with a winning record
Cardinals finish with a winning record
Tom Brady retires at the end of the year
Giants finish with a winning record
Ravens make the playoffs
Packers win at least 12 games

>LEAST LIKELY

1. Chiefs win the AFC West
2-13. Sort as you wish
14. Raiders finish with a winning record
15. Tom Brady retires at the end of the season

berds

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*Leads the Colts to a 13-3 (or better) record and their third Super Bowl victory in your path*

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He's a chromosomal retard.

Eli!

Can someone please explain to me what Telvin Smith's deal is?

Is him sitting out 2019 a power play against Coughlin (i.e. "baaaaaw you can't admonish me for skipping workouts") or is it a cover for something else like a failed drug test?

Oh shit, is that dumb faggot serious? Christ usually teams have to actually win something before goin to shit

Did Youngblood kill himself?

me and my homies smoked that pinche leva wey fuck the rams ese this is are town raiders nation

>tfw no trunky qb with Midwestern values to massage my feet in our first-class jet to his teammates wedding

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Mutthomes is hanging around andy too often look at him bulking

>mutthomes

Grow up

You'd think mahomes keeping kelce on the short leash making sure he doesn't do anything stupid like hunt or hill would have the opposite effect

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>Andrew Cuck
No

Okay retarded spic

Yeah grow up, manlet bay

Can we petition to remove the viqueers from the NFL? They’re the worst team historically and their fans are fucking awful

1. I'm white as fuck
2. Grow up
3. Aquire intercourse

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wew

>I’m white as fuck
Spics aren’t white.
>grow up
Older than you.
>acquire sex
Had it last night.

shoo shoo fatso

Lmao Old Bay btfo’ing retards

Based old bay

Bills is a worse team to lose 4 Superbowls than the Vikings who also lost 4 Superbowls.

Lions is a worst team than the Vikings in their own division who never even appeared in a sb to lose.

Vikings have a top 5 playoff appearance and playoff wins in NFL history. I'm not shitting you. This is true.

Vikings are the biggest chokers of the NFL.

Doesn't make them the worst team.

Old bay is the best tripfag fucking up anonyfags all day

chad bay is ripped af he sent me pics on discord once

God I love old bae

Okay retard. Fucking viqueens fans like you are retarded. Fuck the vikunts

Old Bay is life

Chad Bay is better than anyone here

I hope Old Bae notices me

Y'all need to simmer down

I'm not a vikings fan but you sound mad and ignorant about their history so let me just do some assumptions about you like you did me.

1985, oh ohh whose a good bears fan 1985 is all you have, do you want another sb win? Ohh oh you're trying andddd just fell short in 2005. Try again later

Or alternatively.

Whose a good cheese head, you are! Rodgers is retiring with only one ring, doesn't that just make you so saaad? How one man with that elite of statistics could get btfo'd so hard by Alex Smith?

Shut up spic

Lmao why are viqueens fans so easy to trigger?
>84 million
>to miss the playoffs
HAHAHAHAHA

Damn you’re upset at 8-7-1

Second half of mexican league final is starting

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>irish catholics are spics

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>claims to be Irish catholic
>is a spic
Hahahaha retard fucking bang yourself

Again, im not a vikings fan. My team has the best qb per contract value in the NFL right now and made playoffs last year. Please try again. I know your reading comprehension is that of a first graders cause your mom taught you all she knew in homeschool but please try.

...

Irish are NOT white

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Why do people like to pretend that Julio Jones isn't the best wide receiver in the league?

>Antonio Brown quit on his team when it mattered and then forced his way out because "YOU ALL DON'T LOVE ME ENOUGH!!!!! I'M MORE SPECIAL THAN JUJU!!!!!!"
>Odell Beckham was traded away for undermining his teammates/coaches and the Giants didn't even have a winning record with him on the team
>Michael Thomas is a glorified possession receiver and acted like a spoiled brat after the NFCCG

>Jones is a Top 5 all-time talent at the position, is dominant while being unselfish, and is adored by fans as an all-time great and respected by virtually everyone around the league

Just think about the 300 yard game he had a few years ago. You never would have heard the end of it from other guys but Jones barely, if ever, toots his own horn.

Julio Jones looks like a black Clint Howard

Tyreek Hill when charges are dropped and he's coming out of the backfield with Mecole Hardman.

And Everytime he beats his son after getting him back it'll be because you said shit like this.

Well, some fucking douche almost killed me going the wrong way in a one-way street, but whatever. Literally nothing will stop me from watching the gnats from performing very mediocrely this season

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Tyreek Hill isn't even special. Curtis Samuel in Carolina is a Tyreek clone but without the added baggage of being a huge piece of shit who beats women and children.

Y didn't u sue him for emotional damage with your dash cam footage.

U have a dash cam right? Don't you?

>Tyreek Hill isn't even special.

Imagine being so delusional that you'd claim the opposite of just about what every coach and talent evaluator in the league has to say about hill

He's great at attacking minors.

O B S E S S E D

teams with a winning record

It's hard not to like him and AJ Green. Shame they're on the teams they are.

>Y didn't u sue him
I have my 3 lawyers on the case
>for emotional damage
I have my 3 therapists on the case
>with your dash cam footage
I am too poor to afford a dash cam footage because I spent all my money on lawyers and therapists

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And AB was the king of blatant uncalled push-offs. Yes, Hopkins pushes off a lo, but he at least got called for it.

And even AJ Green managed to put a choke-hold on someone even if a lot of people liked that he did it to Ramsey.

>Thinks a wide receiver should play a quarterback
>Thinks his team won the draft twice

The dash cams the most important part.

Honestly everybody should ask their loved ones for their bday or holidays for a dash cam. Bet you at least once in your life it'll be worth it saving you from hundreds of dollars in tickets you didn't deserve, and from being at fault despite the other car actually being so.

>That file name

Faggot-mobile would be more accurate.

I remember back in Week 10 when Antonio Brown pushed off on Donte Jackson for a touchdown and then Vance McDonald pushed off on Luke Kuechly for another touchdown later in the game.

You're always facing two opponents when you play in Pittsburgh, but when I said this during the course of that game (Plus the no-call on TJ Watt drilling Cam in the shoulder head-first which is targeting) all that Yinzers could muster was 'DURRR SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE SCORE"

How much do you compensate for your tiny penis?

On /o/, I have seen the 300 get called a 6 letter word mobile many times, but it is usually a different 6 letter word. But if you were referring to the fact that it's a Miata, then ehhh I kinda understand where you're coming from. Too bad miata always is looked at as a feminine sports car when its just a really good trackcar and turn monster. Also...
>MOVEABLE CUPHOLDERS

:^) Gets people on /o/ everytime

Last year was the year of the Mahomes. This is the year of the Mayfield. All will fall to King Brady.

>The NFL cheats for you to go to the Super Bowl because the NFL expansion into LA is a must
>only score three points in the lowest rated SB in ten years

how are the rasm so pathetic?

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>>Jones is a Top 5 all-time talen
not even top 10
brown is more versatile and plays better out of the slot too

Simple, the rasm weren't meant to win that game so the football gods stepped in

>Primadonna Widereceivers

Have fun not winning any 'Owls. Huge waste of money.

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Cringey forced meme.

Cope while you can

Who can stop us?

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49ers are winning the NFC West. Rams were a one season wonder

DROY

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they're not getting there again, Brees will get in though, kinda like how they won the owl after Katrina

>Rasm
>Sniffing the owl this year
'no'

>1-3 against Dak
OH NO NO NO NO

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>QBs play against each other
wew

So the Cowboys are a better team then the Eagles? Is that what you're saying?

Nope, not when at full strength

>not when at full strength
Too bad the filthadelphia football iggles are made of glass

Catch him if you can.

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>Posting Doug Baldwin

Based on how David Moore regularly had 100 yard games in Baldwin's place despite being a literal nobody they found in the seventh round I'm not convinced Baldwin wasn't a system babby.

David Moore disappeared when it mattered and didn't have Baldwin's hands.

>taking off your filter to congratulate yourself
Pathetic

The viqueens areOBJECTIVELY the worst team in the league. I dare you to prove me wrong

He sure as fuck didn't disappear when it was fourth-and-long against the Panthers with three minutes left. Unless it was just the Panthers' luck last season that they let a ton of Make-A-Wish kids have career days against them.

Cardinals exist.

Cowcucks exist

The Seattle Football Seahawks

That was like week 12.

Fuck off jew

Seethe harder, faggot.

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Cardinals have seen an owl this millennia and the Cowboys have rings. Vicucks have neither of those things

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Sir, we don't say the N word here.

What's Dak's record in the Playoffs again?

This is accurate.

Worked, I actually don't mind dem boyz desu I love how Yea Forums goes into a shoot when they have a winning streak

The Bills are arguably worse in all seriousness, outside of a meme playoff appearance they've got fuckall to show in all of their history apart from losing 4 owls in a row

>Me and Brady's Sixth Ring

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I think he was the first UDFA rookie to lead his team in receptions since the 60s. And he did that with Tavarius Jackson as his QB

Better legacy than the vicucks, and actual fans. Find me a viqueen fan when they’re losing, I dare you.

I'm waiting, what's Dak's playoff record again?

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Easily.

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Your GM is going to prison for sex trafficking

I just want all of you jerkoffs to know one thing: we're gonna be a helluva team this year!

You'll be lucky to go 8-8.

Reminder
>cowcucks
>kansass shitty

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Helluva team competing for the 1st overall draft pick

Just keep on grinding

Literally no part of this sentence is true

Cool story, bro.

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All he got was a handy before the 'Owl. The love of his life died of cancer, give the guy a break.

MA!! THAT'S A WEIRD LOOKIN' CAT!!

He's a disgusting jew abusing his jewish privilege by supporting depraved sex trafficking

*cough*

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wew

Nice deflection, samefagging autist.

Epic

>B-but Trump!
God, you're fucking pathetic.

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>joooos, REEEEE
wew

Is that supposed to be some sort of rebuttal? Put your trip back on, you mentally ill autist.

only jews and women drive miatas. what is it like 180hp?

Interesting discussion here, if NFL network was taking suggestions for new NFL top 10 episodes, what would you request?

>top 10 2-way players / dual threats
>top 10 fastest rising stars
>top 10 shootouts
>top 10 defensive battles
>top 10 overtime games
>top 10 QBs that changed positions and shined
>top 10 emergency QBs

Only retards who need to measure their dick to their cars horsepower disrespect the miata.

Top 10 team relocations in terms of how fucked up they were.

Mahomes has always been dummy thicc. Look at him padded up, his arms and thighs are juicy as fuck

Happy belated Birthday Cam

youtu.be/g4SEPufzG7s

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Gonna say the Cards moving from St louis to Phoenix, the Rams moving to St Louis, the Chargers moving to LA, the Browns moving to Baltimore and the Oilers getting fucked over, some more but I can't remember, I'd love to see that episode

>video
When was this? I’m believing Yea Forums when they say Carolina is a comedy act

Damn, you really showed me

The Colts were a beloved franchise in Baltimore. Winner's of numerous Ships, but the move to Indy doesn't make your list?

The Oilers were ass, they’re way better off in Tennessee

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Top 10 Injury comebacks.

AP would probably be number one

This is one of the ones I wanted to say, slipped my mind.
Ehhh, debatable
Good one, gonna have to rewatch some episodes now

Ooh I got one: NFL Top 10 Ring Chasers

Vikunts suck prove me wrong

I can't

Where should the NFL forcibly relocate the viqueens to? I’m thinking another East Coast team

Fuck the viqueers, sick of their faggot fucking fans shouting their retard chant. “Skoal lmao haha were so in touch with Vikings see?”

Somalia.

Honestly why would you root for a team like the vicucks? They’re literally never done anything noteworthy in their history aside from being one of two teams to lose 4 owls LOL

The Raiders will win the AFCW this season
Ferrell will win DROY
Jacobs will be runner up OROY behind Murray
Carr will be a top 5 QB with MVP whispers
Brown will have a career year

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Week 15 of the 2017 season. It was the game where the Packers illegally took Rodgers off of IR and he still almost won the game thanks to the horseshoe stuck up his ass even though he played like shit most of the game.

>"Is dah weel rout"

>Raiders
Lolno mahomes time now. You guys wasted your sb chances

So, of the ring chasers we've seen in the NFL, how would we rank em?

>Moss with the 49ers
>Chad OchoCinco with the Pats
>Andre Johnson with the Colts
>Frank Gore with the Colts
>Steve Smith with the Ravens
>Julius Peppers with the Packers
>Tony Gonzalez with the Falcons
>Jamal Charles with the Broncos?

Madden Curse
Sweden heh

Patrick the Frog has one weapon. A shit tier defense. And Andy Ried cutting his dick off in the post season. You will be lucky to get a wildcard behind the Chargers.

Dez Bryant and Brandon Marshall were ring-chasing in every sense of the team last year with the Saints.

Hill will be playing for chiefs week 6 at latest. Mecole Hardman will have many touchdowns this season same with healthy Watkins.

Martellus Bennett with the Pats

Top 10 one game wonders.

Mainly so I can talk about Jerome Herrison again

>Watkins
lol

Nothing changes that you will miss the post season.

Tell me about him

Brandon Marshall the WR or Brandon Marshall the LB? Forgot about Dez actually, wew

Deion left the falcons to win a ring with Dallas/San Fran
Ah, that was a messy one

I think Joe Namath when he went to the Rams
Reggie Wayne with the Pats?
I think they did that one already

>Miss post season
Chargers and raiders fans are highly delusional right now.

Who is the Messi of the NFL?

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ftfy

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I'm an NFC west fan. Chiefs fans are delusional.

By what terms. If u go by brown haired autists with a face that always seems in it's own little world. Than eli Manning

Lmao mahomes gonna have 40-50 tds please try again

>backup running back on the Browns in the late 2000s
>2009 at Kansas City, AP is hurt so Harrison is named the starter
>dude balls out and has 3 touchdowns and 286 yards, enough for 3rd all time in a game even passing Jim Brown
>never really does anything else the rest of the season and gets traded
>2011 pre season he fails a physical and gets diagnosed with a brain tumor
>had surgery but it lead to complications
>dude is basically a quadriplegic and career is over

He's recovered a lot since then and can walk with some aid and had regained a lot of motor functions. Seems like a nice dude from what teammates have said.

Messi is Joe Montana. CR7 is Brady.

With that response? Yes he did

They dont need to relocate for that

Brandon Marshall the WR. Looked washed up on both the Giants and Seahawks and pulled the "I just want a ring before I retire" routine by signing with the Saints midseason. Never appeared in a game though because he's hurt.

I don’t remember Montana choking in all of his big games

The team
>you are a fan of
>with the most abhorrent fanbase
>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
>who can beat the cheats
>you never think about
>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
>your parents like

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All 4 of them?

this score is realistic if it was Chiefs vs Rams

Raiders
Cowboys
Atlanta/Detroit
Denver for some reason, Miami
Indy
Raiders, Bulldogs, I have some pair of Jaguars pants that I cannot remember why I own them now, very comfy despite being old, a packers football "signed" by Favre, a Charles Woodson figure I found in packers home gear, a barry sanders "cruncher" toy, and a ton of football cards
Raiders, 49ers

Yeah, all four with out asterisks.

>you are a fan of
vikings
>with the most abhorrent fanbase
cowboys
>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
ravens, but that's already baltimore
>who can beat the cheats
couldn't honestly say. I thought last year was going to be the end and I was so wrong. I think they have an even better chance of winning again this year
>you never think about
every year at least once per year I forget that the falcons exist
>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
Iowa cyclones. I've never been to Iowa and I don't know how I got this shirt.
>your parents like
whatever I like. they don't have very strong convictions.

>you are a fan of
packers
>with the most abhorrent fanbase
cowboys
>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
detroit obviously
>who can beat the cheats
old age
>you never think about
buccaneers
>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
some girl left a bengals hat at my house at some point, so that has been in a stack of hats in my closet for awhile
>your parents like
packers, we're from wisconsin

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>Texans
>Bears (0 wins)
>Rams, New Orleans
>Bortles
>Jaguars
>I sleep on a Dallas cowboys pillowcase
>mom luvs the Texans, dad loves the cowboys

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>mom luvs the Texans, dad loves the cowboys
Texan super bowl when?

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>Raidnigger fan calling any other fan base abhorrent

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>literal who with his tripname dangerously close to reddit

Tiafers fans can't even pronounce it.

Seahawks
Cowboys
Browns
Probably nobody
Bucs
Nobody
Seahawks/Cowboys

>you are a fan of
Eagles
>with the most abhorrent fanbase
Cowboys
>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
Eagles desu
>who can beat the cheats
Eagles, Bears, Chefs if Andy wasn't owned by Bill
>you never think about
Titans, Dolphins
>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
I ordered a Philly Union shirt and they shipped a Minnesota Twins shirt by mistake, and I haven't gotten rid of it yet
>your parents like
Eagles

>I'll call him Reddit. That'll show em!

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>waaaah stop hating on my fanbase
>nigger spic waaahhh

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And yet Dallas has won one more recently.

DEM
VHS
BOYZ

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>taking a one and done as a victory
how the might have fallen

Super Bowl 57. The patriots trade Brady to the Texans and he wins his 7th and retires at 45

Browns
Steelers
Raiders
Browns
Titans
None
Browns

he played great besides 3 underthrown deep balls due to his arm strength out of practice

Doug Baldwin retired.

>bears
>team that lost to pats at home already
>with a young struggling QB vs belichick
yikes, theyd flop harder than the rams

The Rams moving to LA was pretty fucked up too.

>you are a fan of
The St. Louis Rams
>with the most abhorrent fanbase
The Los Angeles Rams. Just kidding they don't have a fanbase. Seattle.
>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
Cleveland
>who can beat the cheats
Unironically Denver could if their offense got hot, which that's the only way they're making it to the AFCCG. Nobody else.
>you never think about
AFC South teams that aren't the Colts
>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
Philadelphia Eagles
>your parents like
Baseball, unfortunately.

retarded post

Fun fact: Mahomes is 0-2 vs Tom Brady

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Good. No more Wilson safety blanket.

Yeah, great job by Brady on that play

>you are a fan of
Colts
>with the most abhorrent fanbase
Patriots. If you’re going to cry and scream “muh bias”, then Packers for NFC teams.
>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
Las Vegas once the raiders are there
>who can beat the cheats
Nobody, but everyone will pick a team to hype up anyway
>you never think about
Bucs
>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
I have a mini dolphins helmet for no particular reason
>your parents like
Colts. If you don’t root for your dad’s team you are black and/or a coastal faggot

He has Metcalf now he'll be fine

You need to be a good WR to be a safety blanket.

He's serious!

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>Irish Catholic
>Doesn't live in boston and hates boston sports teams
You aren't a true Irish Catholic.

Who can you stop?

*becomes elite in you're path*

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>niggalicious

GAREH JINNINGS
PUTTIN DA TEEM ON HIS BACK DOE

Oh shit another no hands straight line guy. League is on notice!

>you are a fan of
jacksonville
>with the most abhorrent fanbase
pats or cowboys
>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
baltimore
>who can beat the cheats
asian ladies in dark rooms
>you never think about
dying
>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
red sox and yankess. dont watch baseball, not sure how acquired. also a football signed by Kurt Warner at his last Barnstormer game. guy wrote about a paragraph of nonsense about jesus but its mostly just smudges. think he had tons of CTE before ever getting in the league and still managed to pull some wizard shit.
>your parents like
meth last time I checked

Fuck the vikunts

I will post against the viqueens every day until their fans stop posting.

What fans?

I hope all vikunts fans did horribly. I mean that

yeah man. they are always getting did real bad. diddly doo.

>stfu ur btfo assmouth & kys

>viqueers thought that cuck cucksins was going to be worth 84 million

Assmad vikunt fan seething at his shit team.
>he has to trade his star TE because the team is too broke to sign their draft picks otherwise
LMAO

You gotta do them before they done did you

Remember to punch any viqueer fan you see. They deserve it

Fuck the vikings

TELL YA WHAT MAN
DEREK CARR
NOW THAT KID'S A REAL GRUDEN GRINDER

dang ol' gone and done did it Man. doing all them diddly donts.

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All viqueens “fans” are awful humans

Lmao

Non-declared football observer REEEEing into the void at anonymous posters.
>likes to use green text even though it's never witty or intelligent
ROFLMAO

Imagine rooting for a team that has lost the owl 4 times

Viqueens fans are so easy to trigger hahaha. Kys yourself

no u

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Buttmad loser faggot

Leave the bills alone, they tried their best

Fuck the vikunts

10 posts in under half an hour.
>Is this autism?

MODS = FAGGOTS

Based.

>Mahomo
>Obvious jewfro
>Likes ketchup on his steaks
>Has the voice of a cuck
>Is a literal cuck

Have sex incel.

Wentz?
More like Wince!
Based Kessler!

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I like Kessler, but it's a pretty weird signing. Thorson clearly has more upside, and Sudfeld is a capable 3rd stringer or even a backup. hopefully Kessler can beat Sud for the 3rd string job, but sadly I don't think he'll stick
he's especially not good for Philly because they play outdoors in winter. he's a smart and accurate qb, but his noodle arm will be a disaster in a divisional game in December if he has to come in

are you an american living in russia? why do you watch football?

russian born and bred, but a huge ameriboo
just decided to watch a game for shits and giggles after seeing some shitposting on spee after a crazy Sunday and ended up unironically liking the sport a lot

what team?

browsn
not a bandwagoner though, I endured a year of Pettine and the entire 1-31

Extremely baboony. Chefs fans should be ashamed of this behavior

>Pats go on to win the Superbowl
Fitting.

>>you are a fan of
Giants
>>with the most abhorrent fanbase
Philly
>>who’s win in the superb owl would most likely result in a major city becoming a burning orgy of rape and riot
Browns
>>who can beat the cheats
Giants
>>you never think about
Cards
>>you inexplicably have gear from laying around
Nobody
>>your parents like
Giants/Raiders

>chanting USAat the end

Keke wtf is up with that

It’s a false flagging Vikings fan. I know because I do the same thing as a Pats fan to get sympathy for my team since the general hates us 99% of the time.

>Celtics choke after everyone in Boston called them favorites

Is it a sign the pats are going to choke too?

Nah, the bruins are doing fine and the Red Sox have already rebounded from their horrific start. Boston going 3/4. Celtics were easily the worst team to make the second round of the playoffs other than maybe the nuggets.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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TYBC

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Get away with what?

Signing back up linemen. Terrifying.

They declined his option to save cap space and then re-signed him a lot cheaper. He's a good player, everyone was expecting him to sign somewhere else.

The Seahawks are probably going to sign Geno Smith as their backup. I forgot he was still in the league

>Geno
NEVER EVER

TYBC

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Every single signing the shitgles make is made out to be a galaxy brain chess move by their retarded low football iq fanbase

2019 QB TIER LIST

S
Brady

A+
Mahomes
Brees
Wilson

A-
Rodgers
Mayfield

B+
Darnold
Allen
Rosen
Foles
Watson
Jackson

B-
Murray
Haskins
Jimmy G
Winston

C
Everyone else

D+
Luck
Mariota
Dalton

D-
Eli

F
Flacco
Carr

>inb4 seething flyover racists get mad that I give African-american QBs the respect they are due

>Brees
>anything above b+

Put Wentz in A-

absolutely bang on

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>I-is it?

>have 5 5K yard seasons from 2008 to 2018.
>Go under 4,000 for the first time in a while, but have >6TD/INT and a 115 rating
user, I’ll give you as low as A- and that is all I will give you.

Third world country of Kansas.

They're just banting him a little, you big pussy.

I have seen Philly fans being kinder to Giants fans

Also works for
>Raiders fans be like

I like the New England Patriots
I hate the Golden State Warriors
Why is this and what do
>hard mode: no curse words or anything my mommy dearest wouldnt approve of

>June Jones leaves the CFL's Tiger-Cats, will be announced as new head coach of the XFL's Houston team

>/yourteam/ performs pretty mediocre, clinched the last wild card spot
How do you react?

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This seems about right.

>Why yes, we are a part of #RaidersNation, how could you tell?

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The QBs of this class look so weak in terms of deep ball strength. I remember Johnny football had a pretty strong and accurate longball, shame his attitude kept him out of the NFL

can we talk about the Redskins

I'd be pretty content, given that we have the longest postseason drought of any team not named the Browns.

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What would you like to talk about regarding the Redskins, user?

Because the NBA isn't a team sport and as such Golden State had a lot of their talent fall into their lap. They don't go after smart players in the draft, their coaching is basically garbage, but because they have so much talent they don't need any of that.The New England Patriots are the opposite.They look for their talent in unlikely spots and end up making castaways into super stars. their coaching staff is one of the best in the league, and a lot of their talent are either drafted or scraps cut from other teams.

reminder that the patriots are the only relevant team in the nfl

Coastals talk mad shit about having “city grit” but they immediately piss their pants when they venture into flyover country and people don’t coddle them.

>gnats
>my jerkoff session afterwards

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It makes sense if you’re from New England

Good answer, thanks user it makes me happy to understand that now

That’s exactly what my team did last season and I was ecstatic since my preseason prediction last year was 6-10 at best.
This year that would be a disappointment, I don’t expect them to be super bowl contenders but if they don’t host a playoff game, they failed.

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Teams that are
>relevant for being good
>relevant for being absolute memes

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their current position, and their potential for next season.

>my

>overperforming to lose a playoff game
business as usual

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I think they are big messy, but the sky is the limit with the RB/QB duo if they live up to their ceilings

Everyone just shit talks the boyscow for going out first round regardless. So same shit different year

I’m Jim Irsay’s dealer, he said I can say “we” and “my”

there is nothing wrong with saying, "my team."
there is a big problem with saying, "we."

They will be a fun to watch 7-9 team who will miss playoffs by week 15

Oh, ok sorry about that user

meant for

There is something wrong with my team but nothing wrong with /myteam/. And also its ok because

>my team
Based and redpilled
>your team
Cringe, bluepilled, and reddit

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based Facebook trips

What is the
>sunbelt hockey
of NFL?

The entire state of Florida and their abysmal teams

Don’t talk shit about /myteam/. Some of the accomplishments of /myteam/:
>have won seasons in the past
>at one point had a good quarterback
>owl
Some of the accomplishments of /yourteam/:
>lost seasons in the past
>at one point not a good qb
>not owl one time

>tfw team can only fall into the first category because they have owl's.
imagine your team not having a single owl.

Florida has the only undefeated team in the super bowl era

quads and pats repeat

okay faggot.

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Fucking based.

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92747847
dont respond to me you abhorrent rhode island degenerate

what's he thinking in this pic, Yea Forums?

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Based

Cringe

>implying
Are you retarded?

I need to be banned for a week to study for finals, how should I do it

No, you racist

>Cardinals finish with a winning record

I know you're trying to gauge general feelings but this was too funny to read

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Porn

be a ne tripfaggot

Obtain an iota of self control.

I actually remember seeing a Russian flag during those days too.

GR15 according to ED is around 1 week which should be good. See you guys in a week. Go redburds and sorry mods

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My New York airplanes will go 4–12 and send me to a deep depression (again)

Das it mane

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Based

dubs and your post is rendered christopher poole

But christopher poole is just the creator of Yea Forums and he went by mo- Ohhhhh...

When I started tripping as Brady’s Sixth Ring last preseason everyone laughed and said he wouldn’t get #6.
Looks like I’m going to have to change to Brady’s Eighth Ring come next February. Deal with it, haters.

Jets have improved a lot this offseason

what the fuck was 87 thinking?
>gaydurrs

>me and brady's sixth ring

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>imagine your team not having a single owl.
wait... you're serious? some teams don't have a single.... oh no... oh nooo

you would know, chris

>implying
I know you kebabs are mentally deficient, but I am not bitchknees, and I never will be.

I’m not moot. He hasn’t been to Yea Forums in forever and there is no way he would visit back after I sold it away

Moot is a burrs fan

Moot is not a burrs fan

moot is a faggot.

The only qb on the east coast that doesn't suck is brady. Next would probably be worthlessburger, who's shit. That's where they want to go though.

No real qb on the west coast except a bizkit show called "The Mummy" and an art museum that's kind of a shitty theme park with no actual buildings or anything. Then, if you go the other west coast, you'll probably see a good bit of good shit that's not necessarily up the West Coast, but it's usually just shitty and not that good. A good western coast qb is the shit at a beach-bar in the desert, a shitty western coast qb is a shitty western coast qb with shitty shit.

There is no place that sucks, but a handful of west coast qb bars have shitty shit.

m00t is kill

I just watched a fanfilm of Brady and just thought to myself "How the fuck does somebody win a championship of anything 6 times", that doesn't even make any fucking sense what even is Tom Brady

>what even is Tom Brady
A guy who got lucky and landed with the greatest coach of all time

The most over rated quarter back in history?

>not so fast

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That would be Troy Aikman, but I still give him credit for not fucking things over. Even with Jerry drama around.

He's a product of the times.

1. Patriots
2. Saints
3. Chargers
4. Rams
5. Chiefs
POWER GAP
6. Colts
7. Eagles
8. Browns
9. Steelers
10. Bears
11. Cowboys
POWER GAP
12. Falcons
13. Panthers
14. Packers
15. Titans
16. Texans
17. Seahawks
18. Vikings
POWER GAP
19. Jets
20. 49ers
21. Jaguars
22. Ravens
POWER GAP
23. Broncos
24. Lions
25. Bills
26. Redskins
27. Raiders
28. Buccaneers
POWER GAP
29. Bengals
30. Giants
31. Cardinals
32. Dolphins

>22. Ravens
finally, someone that doesn't overrate >us

Maybe Lamar will prove me wrong but I just don’t see it

Colts are too high

Lol Seeth harder fags.

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I think that you're overrating the steelers. They haven't totally collapsed and the loss of Brown and Bell won't neuter their defense, but it's not an insignificant loss and I definitely don't rate them higher than the cowboys.

Everybody is underrating the Steelers. How they can lose two locker room cancers and have everyone think they’re worse for it yet think the chiefs are fine after losing half their pro bowlers confuses me

Bell isn’t a locker room cancer he just wanted to get paid. Look at how he gave his blessing to juju and Conner after he left

I think you’re overrating the titans, Steelers, and cowboys and underrating the jags and texans

Fair but they were without him last year so they won’t be any worse with him gone. Brown was a cancer and Juju is a fine replacement to step up to WR1. They underachieved drastically last year and still were a half game out of the playoffs, I don’t see them doing worse this season. If Bush winds up being even remotely decent they’re winning the North.

The Toxins just lost a lot of key people in free agency and drafted like shit. Jacksonville has the potential to surprise but I really don’t think Foles is going to be an automatic 5 win improvement over Bortles like many seem to. Josh Allen was a fantastic grab though.

No, that's Joe Namath. Brady is top 5, though.

>everytime brady wins an owl, eli’s legacy grows a little bit bigger because he will be “the guy who took down the X time superbowl champion and goat”
>bill used to be a DefCo for the gnats and was given lots of credit for the owl because he kept the high-scoring bills to a super low amount of points so that a backup qb and fossil rb could outscore them by 2 points
Thanks pats for blessing the gnats

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Rams will win the Superbowl.

>be Robert Kraft
>dab all over the state of Florida, again

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>how can they lose their 2 best players and have anyone think they're worse for it
Gee I wonder

How much longer can this rapist win only 1 playoff game a season?

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>Steelers haven't won a playoff game since 2016.
OH NO NO NO

I've always wondered what would've happened if the gnats didn't upset the pats in 42, would tom have retired with 5 rings and a perfect season as his final legacy?

Brady is too autistic to retire early.

>p-please Brady... retire...

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I don’t want brady to retire because I want to beat him and have him retire a loser

True, but realistically what else would there be left for him to achieve? A perfect season and more rings than his childhood idol. Although I doubt he'd ever get complacent

redundant

>I
You personally?

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he didn't say a greengay fan though

packers obliterated the falcons with a backup HC

Yeah you have a problem with that

fucking sick comeback bro

Deciding rankings over one game is retarded unless you think the lions should be above the pats

heebie jeebies someone got upset kek lol oh no!

a head to head should be enough to cover the difference between a 6.5 win team and a 7 win team, especially given the margin of victory
dont even give me this BS comparison to a 6 win team that beat an 11 win SB team

um sorry sweaty, your the upset one

>matchups=rankings
That would be like saying that rock is a more viable pick than scissors because although they tend to win around the same amount of games, rock beats scissors in that one matchup

Falcons had a better point differential and worse injury luck and a qb who isn’t in decline

You’re right user, fuck the regular season, the playoffs should just be a 32-team bracket

>Fluffed the quarterbacks dick
>15 yard penalty
>Lovingly stroked the receivers ass 30 yards down field
>First down at the site of the penalty

>implying
do you think a head to head matchup isnt evidence for comparing talent? why not throw out division game altogether? they had a .5 win difference in a 16 game season. A head to head is more than a sufficient tie breaker
>worse injury luck
the packers were missing multiple starters at WR, CB, DL, S, and G 2/3rds into the season. do only the falcons get this excuse?
>qb who isn’t in decline
the injured former mvp who had 6.5 win is in decline but the healthy former mvp who had 7 wins isnt. stunning analysis
what the fuck are you talking about

Ryan was still a top 10 qb this season

Rodgers was Alex Smith with a strong arm.

Juju is better than AB at this point and they didn’t lose Bell this offseason, they lost him last offseason

>Jerry Richardson says dirty old man shit on jeans day
>Sells his team almost immediately after he is accused under threat of getting Donald Sterling'd by the NFL

>Robert Kraft has literal southeast Asian sex slaves finger his asshole
>League has barely lifted a finger and will ultimately do nothing

Explain this shit.

Because sneak and peak warrants should be illegal. I bet Kraft is going to try and make sneak and peak warrants unconstitutional.

SEETHING

sounds like a dry take from espn
cmon user, do better than that

He led the league in throwaways and took 50 sacks because he’s completely afraid to throw an interception to the point where it’s hurting the packers offense because they can’t sustain drives.

He’s literally become an Alex Smith who throws a pretty ball and it’s kinda sad for a top 10 qb of all time.

>espn
>ever not sucking off rodgers

I could really care less about the Patriots but I am baffled as to why the league's code of conduct applies to some owners but not others who make the league a lot of money.

Eddie D'bartolos only crime was not reporting the bribery the governor tried to extort from him to open a gambling riverboat in New Orleans. And because of the way he destroyed the league owners credibility they booted him out.

>passed up underneath recievers to force it to adams or wait for a deep ball
>comparable in any way to captain checkdown
youre just doubling down on your casualized half baked comparison. winston would honestly be a better comparison

>Brady getting a shit ton of help from the refs
>the saints who would have more than likely whooped bradys ass get fucked on one of the worst calls in nfl history

Yeah nah

>aints
>whooping anybody's ass with noodle arm Brees down the stretch
Lmao

>when the vikings somehow managed to beat that montona 49rs team at home in the playoffs
>lose to the doug williams led redskins

Vikings are GOAT level choke artists

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Because theyve choked away more important games away than theyve ever won. Id be salty too but luckily my franchise has has a pretty good qb.

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Absolutely btfo, thanks user

>when sean mcvay openly admitted to having dozens of phone conversations with belicheck througout the season where they discussed football plays and strategies

And I guarantee bill didnt gleam one thing about the rams from those calls.

*blocks your path*

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>best qb in the NFL
>Noodle arm
Lmao

>wilson over rodgers

You having a giggle mate?

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And its not even close

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>throws floater of an interception to end the game
>best QB in the NFL
Lmao. After the Cowboys game, Brees was done for the year. He'd have gotten killed in the owl

I had a steelers fan unironically tell me he thinks the team will be better now since those "2 divas fucked off" I said how are you going to be better when you got rid of your two best players? He huffed and stumbled his words and said something about how big ben would be the difference maker. Poor delusional yinzers.

>Darnold over Garoppolo

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>Backsups McInjuredleg over Darnold

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>dirty hit on a play that should have never existed

>done for the year
>didnt lose another game for the rest of the year
How retarded can you be?

Can somebody post the Johnny Manziel meatball pass down the left sideline

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Too slow

You can't blame the refs for terrible coaching and clock managment user.

>He huffed and stumbled his words and said something about how big ben would be the difference maker.

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all the elites and owners have child sex slaves s they dont get into trouble