Eternal Arsenal Thread

How would guys rate this season?

5/10 for me. So many wasted opportunities, tbf all teams for the top 4 race choked incredibly but we outdid them all

>sign all three
>play all three up front
>hoof it to them
Would it work?

Could say the same for every team we face

>"LAST UPDATED: 4:42pm Sunday 12th May 2019"

1. Mohamed Salah (LIV) 22 goals, 8 assists
2. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (ARS) 22 goals, 5 assists
3. Sadio Mane (LIV) 22 goals, 1 assist
4. Sergio Aguero (MCI) 21 goals, 8 assists

Which is what I said you blind cunt. One of them will still be pathetic at not winning it or anything else. Either Liverpool will win sweet fuck all or Spurs will.

crouch on for burnlel

Assists don't count for the Golden Boot mate, that's another award. It's all about goals.

EMERY IN
WENGER REJECTS OUT

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I thought assists count as a tie breaker

>the pen obama missed against spuds
>the tap in he missed today to secure golden boot
Just lel

He's going to score 100%

About to make a new save on FM and try it out.

Win EL final = 10/10
Lose EL final = 0/10

Obama OUT
Turks IN

Sean "no time for wogs in my matchday squad" Dyche

Carrol is usually dead
Crouch can’t run
You’ll never get all 3 working together

>Turks IN

KYS
YS
S

It's okay to feel frustrated mate, I'm sure Liverpool fans felt the same as their relevance faded in the 00s

It's pure bitterness at your rivals to dismiss reaching the most important club final with the financial shackles they have though, regardless if they win or not

if only this team won against brighton

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Then Brighton would win against City today

reminder that this is all obama’s fault for missing a penalty

Can't believe Liverpool lost the League. Didn't Tismomick come into this general many-a-time to tell us that this season was different and they would be winning it?
I'm sure he'll cope his way out of it but his direct claim - that Liverpool would win the Premier League, to remind you - was a lie.

Imagine if Obama scored the pen against spurs. Imagine if >didnt let crystal palace score 3 at emirates. Imagine if >we won just 1 of the last 5 games

>Giving MOTM to a player on the loosing team
KEK

He's back on top!

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Any other matches worth watching today lads? Any ongoing title races?

>auba missing a clear chance again
incredible. feel a bit bad for him

IMAGINE IF WE'D WON EVERY SINGLE GAME THIS SEASON

Fuck's sake Iwobi

Club Brugge - Genk in 8 mins
If genk wins they take championship

NKETIAH

>literally a cross to auba that deflected in
kek. no joke we could have won this game about 10-1 if they didn't try to set up auba for the last 30 mins. burnley basically gave up defending ages ago

it's shared lad

>Nketiah not even giving Auba another chance
Reeeee

better than 6th right

He's just a glorified Gervinho, we should sell him while he still has value.

lmfao

He was trying to get the ball to him but went inside by accident

He already "won" the golden boot la

he would have missed it

Now I know why he scores so many goals, his positioning is 11/10 but his finishing is 2/10

Poor Auba. How does it work now? Do all three get the Golden Boot? Or do they count assists?

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Yeah but it's shared with Mane and Salah so it feels worse.

nah, he won it

I think they each get a golden boot.

>Now I know why he scores so many goals [...] his finishing is 2/10

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Poor lot

>Obongo will get the golden boot despite costing us the season but our midfield which is probably the best in the world right now gets shit on by everyone

Yes, Aubameyang is a unique case.

so we should sell obama but who will replace him?

97 not enough

Jovic la

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Lol what the fuck

>so we should sell obama

No

Literally anyone.

laugh at united las

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i think we all agree the defense cost arsenal their season

>Burnlel

So which good defenders are even available this transfer window?

>Score 5 in 2 matches, including a flying half volley at a tight angle.
>autists want him out of the club

Ecuele Manga

>73 goals scored that is 3rd in the league
>51 goals received that is 9th in the league

Based name

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didn't score when it mattered

We know where the problems are

Lewa imo
>
Reckon we can swap Lacazette for Lenglet plus cash. Maybe pick up Valencia on a free as well

He delegated that to Lacazette.

>73 goals scored that is 3rd in the league

Entirely thanks to the midfield.

I just want to point out that Obongo is not in good company on the list of big chances missed. Like if it were him, Aguero, Mané, Sterling, Kane, I'd be like whatever.

But it's him comfortably in first place, then far behind, some dude from Bournemouth, Lukaku, Trashford and some dude from Fulham and then Lacazette.

I don't trust any Barca defenders since the TAA debacle.

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Wew lad

>drop Xhaka
>win

What did EMery
mean by This?

How does he do it lads? One of the worst finishers I've ever seen and yet he bangs in 30 goals a season minimum.

Maybe he’s not one of the worst finishers

Anyone want to push the Lascelles and Wan-Bissaka agenda with me?

Add Zaha into that shopping list.

No. We need less blacks and more Turks.

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Based. We should sign Cenk Tosun and Vida

I wish we were good like Man City.
Then we could have nice things.

Wait why does he win it over salah?

Sterling is so based, still wish we signed him.
twitter.com/sterling7/status/1127607598616842241

Him, Mane, and Salah all share it apparently.

Daily reminder City has beaten Arsenal's record by winning 14 games in a row (Arsenal was 13).

Knew I was missing someone.

Chocolate boot underneath the gold foil.

I laughed.

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So Ramsey, Lichtsteiner, Cech, Monreal and Welbeck are leaving. Hopefully Mustafi and Iwobi as well. That means signings are needed of:
RB cover
LB/LCB cover
GK cover
FW cover

Also need at least one starter quality CB, winger, and CM to challenge for top 4.

How many of these can >we realistically expect?

Again. Aguero has the most missed chances in the PL history. Yet you wouldn't say he was a bad striker. Auba is the same.

He doesn't. They share it. They all got 23.

>that flag
>this post

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aguero scores world class goals, Aubameyang only scores tap ins and penalties.

Lads, we don't need trophies. We have each other, and occassionally we play some good looking football. Isn't that enough?

Iwobi is never leaving as it would involve another team actually wanting to buy him

Maybe the trophies were the shitposts we made along the way.

————-Leno
—Bellerin—Maguire—Godin—Mendy
———Doucoure—Torreira
—Zaha——Ozil——Jota
————Auba

None, because Silent Stan won't give EMery any more. In fact, the leaks say that Stan wants Emery to remove players and cut the wage budget and he cannot add to it. Chances are Ozil, Mhicky and so on will be removed along with what you've said. Arsenal need:

RB (Cover for Bellerin)
LB (Cover for Monreal)
CB (Replace Mustafi, who isn't that bad but isn't good enough)
CM
LW
FW

We don't need new GK's, we have fuck loads of '''youths'''. Like Matt Macey, Martinez and shit. I think Illev might still be at Arsenal, plus that Finnish 'Wonderkid' GK. Hein or something. As for CB, probably will not send Chambers out on loan and use him. LB will be AMN. RB will be some cheap fuck on a free. Furthermore, Arsenal should have easily gotten Top 4 but Emery fucked up his tactics.

But I want the Europa league trophy as well as each other.

Fuck off. Goals are fucking goals.
>HUR DUR HE MISSES LOADS LOL
>Yeah but Aguero has the most missed goals in the history of the PL
>YEAH BUT HE SCORES GOALS HUR DUR
>Yeah but so does Auba
>YEAH BUT THOSE DON'T COUNT LOL

The real trophies were the friends we made along the way...

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Aguero creates his own chances, Aubameyang relies too much on others.

twitter.com/btsportscore/status/1127601491336925184

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Reminder that no matter what happens from now on, NNB is getting a third season so all is well in the world.

lads we will win EL and Liverpool will win CL, we are living in the redemption arc timeline

Apparently RVP has retired, remember him?

We have to sell kolashit and buy a new lb.

>Ozil
Fuck off paki

Great player.

In hindsight we could've won the league had we let him stay on his final year.

Since I was watching meme shared transmission I only had a half-screen replay of the goal, but someone tell me if it was Shitstafi that decided not to do anything to cover for the goal.
This fucko is really getting on me nerves.

Remember him going top-scorer and winning the league for United, yeah.

Agent Gazidis is bringing Mustafi to Milan.

Are Africans the master race?

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Good.

>a fucking leaf

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Based. This is a Laca-Auba board. #WakandaForever

Emery doesn't make the signings lad, Sanllehi does. I agree that youth will definitely come up to fill some of those roles.
Don't think we can get anyone better for cheap

would take maguire, declan rice and zaha desu

Yeah need more English lads in.

>maguire
Kroenke won't spend 60m for that

>you now remember the transfer budget

Barca will pay 200m for Lacazette la

lacazette, mustafi, elneny are all going

them + ramsey, cech and welbs are off the wage bill as well

"no"

We could get Ronaldo for cheap. He's getting old. All we need is someone who can tap the ball in and we'll win the league.

Plus, he's 100% Turk

Gimmick is stale already m8 you over did it

Imagine if Arsenal were a big team and actually competed for the title

>Uh Mr Goldstein, he's missed more chances than Callum Wilson who plays for Bournemouth, we won't be able to bullshit the fans much longer
>I DON'T CARE, BLAME THE DEFENSE

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They did a few seasons ago :^)

>fucking Sosa is STILL shitposting after all these years
Fucking STATE of Leafs.

Lads...are we a small club?

Come hang out in /hoc/ with me sometime if you want to see some serious leaf autism

Nelson, Smith-Rowe, Holding, Bellerin LANS la

Yes, who cares.

[spoiler]Yes[/spoiler]

Holding and Bellerin are defo. Everything went to shit when Holding got injured. Bellerin is much better than AMN, even if it's just attacking threat. Arsenal need to win the EL and then hope Silent Stan gives money to build. He won't, but Arsenal can dream.

Giroud

We're a unique case, we have a lot of history domestically but has won fuck all in Europe. So I guess that makes us a medium sized club?

>Aubameyang is only the second Premier League player to score 30+ goals in all competitions this season, after Manchester City's Sergio Aguero
>H-H-HE'S SHIT LA!

>nigger FC
no thanks

I like how the ball goes in exactly at 94'

Last season:
63 points
19 win
6 draw
13 loss

This season:
70 points
21 win
7 draw
10 loss

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Andy Robertson cost 8 mill, Digne cost under 20. There are definentely LBs out there who can actually cross to our strikers and wont cost a fortune.

Predicting our squad for next year

GK: Leno, Martinez. Cech retires and Ospina sold
RB: Bellerin, Maitland-Niles
LB: New signing, Kolasinac, Monreal (he'll sign a new deal)
CB: Sokratis, Koscielny, Holding, Monreal, New signing. Chambers and Mustafi sold
CM: Xhaka, Torreira, Guendouzi, Willock, New signing and Elneny sold
LW: New signing, Iwobi
RW: Mkhitaryan, Nelson
AM: New signing, Smith Rowe
CF: Aubameyang, Lacazette, Martinelli

Ozil goes and Mkhitaryan stays due to Raiola ban. Lw signing is Fraser, CM/AM signing is Nkunku. No idea on defence

>New signing
my fucking sides

>Iwobi, Xhaka, Guendouzi
Please no
>Signings
Lmaoing @u

Forgot about Nelson desu. He'll be LANS on the wing

Please god no. We must sell Chaka, its the most important thing. We Also must Get rid of milhitaryan. Those two absolutely has to go This summer If not we are fucked

How can anyone seriously think that Lacazette is better than Aubameyang?

I like both equally

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Only reddit rates lacatalent

They’re good at different things innit

>giving our transfer decisions to someone who isn't a football guy and can't be held accountable when they fuck up
DOF is such a retarded role. It makes so sense no matter how you try to square it. Transfer decisions should always be up to the manager

If Chelsea win the EL, do arsenal miss out on a CL spot all together?

yes

yes

I cant wait to see arsenal get brutally destroyed in the EL final. You just know it's coming

>Giroud
>Higuain
We have nothing to worry about

>assar
time to worry

Do >we still want to offload Obama?

how do yall guys feel about Chuba Akpom?

he scored a beautiful goal yesterday and won the cup final

youtube.com/watch?v=CKrNRsjmSSs

he seems to get too sentimental about the game, he is very strong and agile but his finishing needs a lot of work

No we never wanted to sell Obama, we need to sell lacatalent and buy some proper wingers that can link and score/assist with auba in a 4-3-3

obama can't hold the ball and create space for others like laca does, him being the sole striker worries me

>People considering getting rid of Laca or Auba
This meme won't take off lads

Also
>first year in the Premiership
>getting used to to the players
>players getting used to the new style of play
Last seasons signings were generally good (Leno, Torreira, Sokratis) hopefully a fee more of those and things will be better next season.

Laca has already if Arsenal aren't in UCL he's off to Barca

how many years will it take for arsenal to recover if spurs win the CL?

Who here misses the days of Andre arshavin. He was a good lad desu

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>rare gnothi seauton moment

Not until Stan dies.

he was amazing, in the first half, by the time 60 minutes passed he couldn't run anymore
until >we win 2, which will probably never happen

i'm just hoping he sells to the saudis

he was truly GOAT in 08/09 and a bit of 09/10

another garbage yoofnig who will be in the championship in 2 years time

>the most important club final
>the yuro FA cup
cringe

Ok now that Shitty has won the league...

COME ON LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, but...
>goal conceded last year: 51
>goal conceded this year: 51
...something will never change

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>have a top level strike partnership
>sell one of them
Why would we do this retarded shit?

Why do you fucking fags feel the need to have these threads?

Worst fan-base in the sport after the Seattle Sounders and Plastic City.

youtube.com/watch?v=pfPLBY-1kHY
>Jewmaican at the back

Source?

If we win the Europa League he should stay.

Incredible, that's exactly how I picture him. Would surely explain his mental illness.

Because we desperately need the money and those are the only two valuable assets we have at the moment

Allah commands it

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Ole?

It's a great place to chill with other Turks.

>the new style of play
still trying to figure out what exactly that is

fuck off roach

That's messed up. Let's not make fun of people

Sort of sad players don't know about/arse/ ,two Arsenal players are having an AMA on r/gunner. We get nothing because Yea Forums in the scum of the earth

Yeah after all the shit you said over the years you lost every right in telling people what they can and they can't say, you sad, lonely, mentally ill failure.

>Implying I want to talk to the likes of pleguezuelo, holding, or - God help me - Iwobi

What has he said over the years?

So is Emery.

Emery will get a CB from Ligue 1 and a literally who CM and Zaha.
Screencap this, I don't care.

imagine Abua and Kolasinac doing a AMA in /arse/

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it's cause reddit is unironically better. not for everything, but for something like football where it's possible to be very wrong and there are many bad actors misleading you, anonymity is a loss.

i think i've met fans who just browse Yea Forums in the past, they are retarded and understand nothing about the game

pls come back Alexis

You can't afford me lmao.

no tie breaker, but if there was it goes by:
>Time Played
>Penalties Scored
>Free Kicks Scored
then some gay shit

Auba wins on time played, mane wins on no pens, salah is a fraud
its more aubas than anyones tho with the way the FA works

>Obongo would have won if he had scored that penalty

Also we would be in 4th place

godins already signed for another team retard
and maguires already on precontract

>we

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>if
forget about the ifs, what's done is done

based Lizo off newsround

I love Liverpool!

>tfw Sounders are my local team

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im so glad nobody posts this pic anymore

Zaha fucking IN

How much do Palace want for him?

Handsome lads IN

25 mill + Iwobi

Bargain desu
Not that he is great but at least Zaha will win a few penalties

you know what to do

www.bbc.co.uk/football

Which Ramsey goal was it? Vs fulham?

>When he finds out it's actually Cech (and Jenkinson)

Yep

hope to never see Mustafi in an Arsenal shirt again

>This vote is now closed. The results will be announced shortly on MOTD.

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THE TRAITOR IAN WRIGHT

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>voting for the guy who's cucking your club
kek never change arselel

oh what a night

I'd expect at least 50m in this climate desu

Anyone have some good /arse/ reaction images to share?

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how was Mavropanos?

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0% of this post makes sense

lads... it's Chelsea

ez W

lose weight

Reminder that "big chances missed" means "tap-ins missed". In other words, chances that my grandmother would have scored but this guy missed.

It doesn't take into account all the small chances missed, all the long shots, potential assists and most importantly the fact that Obongo is not a Turk and therefore not on the same wavelength as the core of the team. If you were to add all those things up, you'd probably end up with a result that would win you the league.

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user, stop it.

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SOON

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It's the only one I have.

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For me, it's the 2009 away kit

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>tfw Hazard will have the game of his life against Arsenal to bid Chelsea farewell
>tfw imagining the spaghetti defending from AMN

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who was the footballer who showed up with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing pole to try and talk some suicidal guy out of jumping off of a bridge/building?

wasnt hazard rather quiet against us this season?

How on earth is there only 30m available for this window when the club is making money like this every season

Boss needs a new ranch la

The costs (of ranches) are high.

Gazza, wasn't it?

And it wasn't a suicidal guy, it was a cop killer

>only 30m available for this window
Where did you get that? Even if we don't get EL that is just way too low to be believable.

arseblog.com/2019/05/arsecast-extra-episode-287-13-05-2019/

its up

Ranchers need to pay their staffs

This season has made me racist against non-Turks

why do Arsenal fans believe everything they read? Fucking hell...
Remember when some dumb thot from Venezuela spend the entire summer saying Arsenal was going to sign Bezema and there was hordes of Arsenal fans spreading that shit..holy fuck

Because striker partnerships at the absolute top level hasn't been a thing anymore since 2006, so we should stop pretending this one will work, sell one of them, preferably Lacazette and get good support players in on either wings to fully cater to Aubameyang's qualities. Or promote Saka and get one really good winger in from the Lacazette money.

Maybe Mavropanos starts having regural playtime next season? Like comming to 3rd CB (I don't really count Monreal as a CB I don't even know as what to count him) behind Kosc and Sokratis? Or u guys doubt it?

Both Emery and Wegner said they like the kid, but hes been clumsy whenever given the chance. Maybe next season they give him more responsibility and boost his confidence?

He's not very good lad

Found jewmaicans Reddit

U/JamaicanJ

Check his post history

.

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Not me but it did make me laugh

Going through his post, he can't get bitches. So definitely not me

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Hughton IN

I’d send Mavro out on loan for some first team experience.
Anyway the current best CBs at the club are Sokratis and Holding, Kosc can’t play every match but is still there with them, however I would look to see him replaced very soon if the opportunity arises.
Monreal is an ok utility player for CB/LB in cup ties or backup if there are no youth candidates ready.
Mustafi must be replaced at any cost, he has no place at the club.

Mustafi has the most interceptions per 90 minutes of any player in the PL and it's not even close.

fuck off

Not expecting a new CB at all so

Sokratis
Holding
Kosc
Medley

In that order. Mavro out on loan somewhere then comes back to replace Kosc when he retires at the end of the season. Mavro probably won't even go out on loan if we don't sign somebody new 2bh but I want Medley to get some games so this is just me.

Dude wtf mavraponos is straight trash Why do u think he never plays?

twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1127906346546933760?s=19

This is right, where would you send Mavro in bundes? Seems to be where all the players go so I'd pick a team with a middle of the road defense (so he can play, he won't get time where there's already a solid defense) that can play as a unit.

Have sex lads

Arsenal have had an initial bid for Crystal Palace’s Wilfried Zaha rejected by the South London club. The Arsenal hierarchy offered £70m to be paid over the next 7 years. Expect them to come back with a second bid this summer #AFC #CPFC

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I don't want that diving nigger on Arsenal
hope the front office bottle it

>70m
fuck
that

Never mind, it was a fake account...didn't look at it because i thought YankeeGunner was smarter than that

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Won't happen again lads
bit rusty

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you're slipping, Jew.
be better

Sorry, I promise you it won't happen again. Blocked the account too, I don't know why people do that. Summer /arse/ will be good

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DON'T YOU DARE SELL CACAZETTE TO BARCELONA

It's already a done deal if Arsenal lose to Chelsea, deal is already in place

he wouldn’t improve barca anyway

What are we thinking lads? I reckon City would do the double over the Invincibles honestly.

Based, he would be good for us imo

How much Barca will pay for him?

no more than 70, i imagine

Barca are jews so they'll offer 65m when it should be 80m or more.

I hope so. I really hope so we can do it.

Did we dodge a bullet on Lemar? How is he even doing at Atletico?

if cacasette ends up in barcelona I'm going to shit this general every day until you faggots move back again to rreddit

nobody cares Habib

no u

>Arsenal are set to appoint Francis Cagigao as their permanent head of recruitment, having already been carrying out the role on an interim basis since Sven Mislintat’s departure, although no confirmation may be made until the club have a technical director in place

He's better than Luis "2 goals in 2 years of CL" Suareth

ABSOLUTE state of leafs

Who?

reminder that the leaf has been baiting this whole time and to ignore him.

unironically this

watched "Thomas Lemar 2019 - CRAZY Skills/Goals/Assists"

looked fucking trash desu

Why would City be interested in buying Lemar when they have Sterling and Sane? Think you're losing it mate.

No shit, it's fucking Sosa. The leaf tripfag that disappeared after the Chelsea meltdown season where they finished 10th or something.

Needs:
LB, 2 CBs, AMF, BtB CMF, left winger
Who fills each slot?

>p-pls mr chadtalan, h-have some mercy with us lowly arsefaggots
be scared, very scared
I wish he was
he's been absolute shit with horrible finishing every arsenal game I've watched
>19 goals 13 assists
surprised by those numbers
how many of those goals were penaldos?

Thanks for the support lad

>how many of those goals were penaldos?

how many? he isnt the penalty taker of the club.. Auba is

nobody because Arsenal won't get the funds to do it. It's fucking pointless wishlisting because the chance is that Arsenal will get £25m (they've already spent £5m or so on that dude from Argentina or Brazil or w/e). So, LB will be AMN, CB will be Holding and Chambers (LANS), AMF will be Wilson or something, BtB will be Lieva or something, CMF will be Nkeitah and LW will be some Ligue 1 shitter on loan.

2 penalties.

>Catalan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can tell he really is a Barca fan because he's blaming everyone other than his club for a decision made entirely by his club

AAAAA-MATERASU

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not bad
does he defend/press all game or is he lazy?
he's finishing is shit, right?
I swear I watched plenty of games and he was horrible

I watched a few episodes of anime with my kid and feel really gay now lads don’t know how you do it

He pressed well at the beginning of the season but it gradually declined and was kaputt around december.
his finishing is awful
love horsegirls in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby

I’m going to gas you for that

Lacazette is scorer of good goals but not a good goalscorer, he's a decent second striker.

He performs much better when playing with Auba. Sadly Emery rarely plays him with Auba. This could simply be because Auba and Laca are the only ''''good'''' strikers he has, so he rotates them as need be, but both players, especially Auba, said they want to play together. Or at least Auba to play with another FW. His finishing isn't bad but it's not world class. He has about 50% shot accuracy. Aguero has 55%. Mane has 51%. Salah has 58%. Lacazette isn't a guy you want to be your main striker, he is and will always be a striker to play with somebody else. If he's playing with Suarez or Messi up front, he'll do well, but he isn't going to be banging them in. He'll chip in 15 or so.

>permacrockanos
Why does he always get injured?

Turkish rape babby DNA I reckon

>carl jenkinson is a fennoswede and he can speak swedish
Always rated the lad tbqh

Part Finnish myself, lad. Do you like me too?

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No. I like fennoswedes not finngolians

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Sell NOW

What did you watch mate?

underrated

well, he doesn't look that bad compared to fraudinho

One Punch Man, was kinda neat

Good entry level anime tbf. But I bet you watched the dub like an idiot.

No I did subtitles la

Reminder that

>Valencia is pure shit
>we will get countless opportunities to score against Chelsea and Obamamong will fuck each and every one up
>people will blame the defense

>tfw alive
feels bad man

Podolski exists

How much would Tierney go for and do we really want him?

not a lot since it's the Scots and I guess, he's better than the current solution

good shout, I forgot about him

Sosa PLS

arsenalvisionpodcast.com/episodes/2019/5/13/episode-290-burnley-a-golden-boot-is-a-trophy

its up

Also, what about that Adidas deal?
Are they gonna help us sign Adidas' sponsored players like Puma did / give us a boost on our transfer budget / do fuck all?

Do we have next years kits yet?

his hip is fucked m8

also he'd genuinely stick the finger up at you and refuse to leave celtic park

Why is Celtic so cringe and bluepilled? Ireland?

why the FUCK are all my countrymen retarded

>muh hate the uk
>muh famine
Ireland was one of God’s only mistakes

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City may face FFP sanctions which will cost them a CL place.
Lads!

is this the best arsenal xi?

Cech,
AMN Koscielny Monreal Kolasinac
Torreira Elneny
Ozil Ramsey
Auba Laca

Subs: Lichtsteiner, Mustafi, Xhaka, Sokratis, Mkhitaryan, Elneny, Iwobi, Welbeck

Based!

Apparently Chelsea forfeit the EL final as well because they have a friendly in America

Could be but I don’t trust el neny much

>we

Read the post again Shabaz

>Apparently Chelsea forfeit the EL final as well because they have a friendly in America
That's stupid. They can just play the B team and academy kids in the friendly and save everyone else for the final.

Who cares, we won the EL by default, Yay us

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Based Brie Gang

This

favourite marvel character in no particular order

Black Panther
Captain Marvel
Dr Strange

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For me it’s Dr. Strange, Rocket and Spidey. Don’t read many Marvel books I’m mostly a DC guy

reminds me i need to watch the new spidey trailer
thanks la

What did you think of it la? Looks decent to me Mysterio looks based

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Looks great, gonna see it when it comes out for sure

Want to see it with me and the kid?

Zidane wants Auba for 85 million pounds

Sold

Arsenal to offer Matteo a new deal in the summer. He will earn 75k a week after his impressive first season

Gay, I only go to the cinema alone

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ive seen a few films alone but i always take him to superhero and star wars movies

Im so glad that >we will win a champions league title before >you do. How come every arsenal fan i've ever met has room temperature iq?

Jokes on you we measure room temperature in kelvin

Since UEFA are banning City from entering the CL, does this mean we get their spot?

Hope Kante isn't fit for the final

A year ago today, we said goodbye to a legend
#MerciArsene

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delet

1/2

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2/2

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this one should be apt for the rest of our lives

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I dont think filling the club w Pakistanis such as yourself would help friend

You know thats you thats why you wont post your face or skin you fucking sad piece of garbage go make eternal city threads

Knowing what I look like is irrelevant

Announce the City CL ban right now!

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Would they really?
I feel like it's too good to be true
Like when we thought fffp would help equalize other teams for Arsenal.

Why not just play Niles as a winger with Bellerin behind him? Surely this would solve some defensive issues, Niles seems to be able to assist quite well from the wing also.

no nigs

Found your picture

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if anything, it has to be the opposite.
AMN can defend but he's not reliable because he's low IQ, but i think he'll be more experienced if he plays enough. That experience will cover his lack of IQ
Bellerin's only asset was his pace which is completely gone by now. He's about to become Kolasinac n.2 , also Bellerin and Laca find each other pretty well

Reminder that we would have won the league with a good striker.

Stop being retarded

>watching the Premier League AKA nigger & kebab league
>not even english
sad
soccer in the modern day is already sad because of how FIFA forces every club to have negros no matter what country or division
but premier league is just a whole other level

There's no point in watching premier league besides leeds and man u
West ham is pretty fucking garbage
i'd rather watch the red bulls

Thanks for the contribution ameritard

Dont know if I can handle watching the Europa league final lads

I still remember going in late for work so I could watch the FA cup final Against Hull city
still remember losing my shit at that Santi free kick

based, remember Arshavin hitting a belter at Old Trafford wearing this

no
gay
u gay
never happening
not good enough

>secure £125m for Auba and Lacazette
>Use it to strip Wolves and Everton of all of their top assets

I just fixed Arsenal.

How long till silent Stan carks it

You jinxed it mate

This. We should sell all our best players and top goal scorers

Keep auba sell lacatalent and spend it all on Zaha, top LB and CB and sign Santi on loan

Zaha would be more expensive than what we'd get for Laca. Also, we clearly need the latter. Player of the Season and our only big game player. Ludicrous to get rid of him

>13 goals in PL (worse than Any Giroud season)
>Barca supposedly offering 80 mill
>ludicrous to Get rid of him
Ok mate

Barca are buying Greaseman. It's agent talk, Laca is negotiating a new deal

Why should Arsenal give Laca a New deal? He earns more than enough for his skill level. 7 away goals in 2 seasons says it all, we paid 55 million for This black manlet giroud

He's our only big game player. That alone is sufficient reason to keep him at all costs
also
>implying any of our players perform away from home
kek

At best we will get who it's been rumored to set out to get. A winger, LB, and CB. Fully expect Ramsey to not be replaced.

we need to sell xhaka and buy a new midfielder. if our midfield isnt fixed we will be just as shit next season. xhaka is worse than mustafi for this team

how many points has he won us against big teams? 1 against liverpool?

He did fuck all against Liverpool home and away. Aubamayang was defo your biggest threat in the drawn match.

if you rate Laca above 5/10 then it just shows you dont understand the game.

Winners against Chelsea, Tottenham, the one against liverpool you mentioned for a draw. Napoli and Valencia if you want to count those.

I'd keep him. The rumor is probably shit and he's good enough to the point where I wouldn't be convinced that the club won't fuck up securing a better player.

>The rumor is probably shit and he's good enough to the point where I wouldn't be convinced that the club won't fuck up securing a better player.
remember when we said this about sanchez when he was going to city for 70 mill? i really think we need to take the money if we can get an offer for laca. of course if the barca rumours are just bullshit then im fine with keeping him.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL ONE OF OUR FEW HALF DECENT PLAYERS

sell laca and auba
buy 2 WC CBs

because our owner has given us a budget of 35 mill. its not that i hate laca but if I had to choose between laca and 80 mill to spend to improve this really unbalanced squad its an easy choice.

No one is paying £80mil for Lacazette ffs

Im saying if we get the offer for 80 mill, u must sell him and dont act all reddit wanting to keep him

You are saying he's a 5/10 player which is ridiculous considering we're an EL team.
And it's equally ridiculous thinking Zaha would even want to come here

sell laca, switch to 4-3-3 with auba as poacher. buy proper LB that can cross, have bellerin back. buy two wingers that can cross and score. season fixed, easy top 4 and deep CL run.

>remember when we said this about sanchez when he was going to city for 70 mill?
I never thought that, but whoever did is indeed dumb. There is almost always a higher pool of wingers and attacking midfielders. Plus of course there was what should've been an obvious choice between putting him on 500K a week or selling. But Arsenal stalled out til no money was gained off of him.

But I'm in agreement. Just about any player at the club that can net a that much money should be sold. The fact that the club didn't sell Sanchez and instead traded him for Mkhitaryan proves to me that they can't properly sell or recruit players. Maybe that will change soon.

13 goals in PL for arsenal is a 5/10 player. do you rate giroud any higher than 5/10?

>Auba ruptures his cruciate in the first game of the season, leaving us with Nketiah up top for the rest of the year
makes you think.

nketiah would probably score more than lacazette

We both know you'd be calling him shit and racially abusing him within minutes, la

based

>rating ANY of the academy nogs

i dont.

Fuck did this came from?

van de Beek would be perfect replacement for Ramsey but he’ll never want to come here

arseblog.news/2019/05/i-came-here-as-a-girl-i-am-leaving-as-a-woman-arseblog-exclusive-with-dominique-bloodworth/?utm_campaign=autotwitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter

still makes me sad, wonderful woman

Sell Aubameyang + Lacazette to get ~150m and spend it all on Koulibaly.

based

Channel the spirit of the Community Shield final in the Europa league, we can do it.

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Soon Ramsey will be gone then what will we have left?

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CUTE CUTE

after building my own pc because my other one died, i lost alot of my old /arse/ stuff, thanks man

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thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9070214/arsenal-bellerin-fabregas-cazorla-sanchez-head-recruitment/

You're own fault for not backing stuff up.

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>posting links to the s*n

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indeed, lost all my skype videos of girls i use to talk to

thinking about it still makes me mad

Stop acting like you got friends outside this thread you tripfag autist

What's wrong with the sun?

I did

Why do you use a trip?

I like (you)s, put a smile on my face and it gives me self worth

Atleast you're not in denial

Who's on your personal transfer list lads? For me it's

>Tierney
>Lascelles
>Wan-Bissaka
>Doucoure
>Ndidi
>Tielemans
>van de Beek
>Zaha
>Nkunku

Obviously not going to get more than 1 of them but I would like at least one.

UEFA confirm use of VAR for Europa League final

zaha, LB that can cross. midfielder with technique and pace.

No chance of Wan-Bissaka, de Beek, Tielemans, and Zaha. They will get better offers.

We'll get Nshitzi, Nkunkshit, and 32 y.o. one-legged Lebanese central defender from the Swiss league.

>tfw no jammy kosc header to take >us to cl

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no nigs

That's exactly what I'm expecting, but whole purpose of the transfer window as an Arsenal fan is entertaining these pointless fantasies.

Might as well entertain the notion of signing Messi, Hazard, and Mbappé as well then

WELCOME TO #ARSENAL

Messi is pure shit.

remember that sanchez goal in the fa cup final? we are fucked with var lads..

sign ronaldo for 115 mill + zaha and we will win the PL la

Literally this.

I'll fucking taking Fraser his numbers are decent and he isn't dogshit like Iwobi or inconsistent like Mkhi. Otherwise I'd like to see Grimaldo as the LB purchase as well as Fernandes or Brandt because Ozil is invariably on the decline.

Still think a central midfielder is needed. Our only reliable one is Torreira and Ramsey is leaving. Wonder if the Jewstein rumor that we're trying to get Rabiot is true. He did dump his insane mom as his agent. For centerback Chambers is LANS. But really if Umtiti isn't an option, which is likely, just poach a CB from a team with a half decent defensive record.

Kinda miss the gay cohesion meme

Gonna honestly miss the jammy he made, and even the retarded jammy goals Welbeck created
youtube.com/watch?v=F_ll92cXxOA

>you now remember "Walcott is developing ahead of Messi"
>you now remember signing Gervinho instead of Hazard
>you now remember Wenger saying the first time he saw Mbappe he reminded him of Pele, but still not signing him

>Chambers is LANS

completely forgot about him, fucking hell. fulham turned him into a midfielder though so he's like 2 signing in one now. window sorted.

you now remember we signed thoams einsfield instead of gotze

you now remember we signed Wenger to an extension instead of Klopp or Pep

You now remember that time we bid 40 million for Gotze on deadline day after losing 8-2 to United

>you now remember people saying Xhaka would be like Vieira for us because >muh passion

you now remember signing arteta andre santos mertesacker and benayoun on deadline day after that 8-2 defeat.

you now remember bidding 40 +1 pound for suarez, when bidding 45 would have gotten him and we would have atleast 2 PL titles.

you now remember that one german user keep defending Mustafi

>you now stop having regrets on behalf of a corporate entity who gives little to no shit about you because you realize it's a waste of time and energy and nothing you do can or will change the proceedings of things

you now remember the benzema on a plane photo

M'Villa any day now

I unironically believe a better manager could have turned Bendtner into the GOAT.

van de Beek would be the perfect Ramsey replacement but if we're talking Ajax I think Ziyech is the most probable signing.

based and redpilled

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>dominique bloodworth
this name is a clear masquerade violation, sheriff pls

Lichtsteiner expects to leave Arsenal this summer

good riddance

Nah, sounds like a typical Toreador socialite who owns a chain of emo/goth clubs and larps among them as a vamp icon.

Can't be excited about the transfer window when we know there won't be enough funds to fix the squad. We already got lucky with transfers last summer (no flops even though they were in the region of 20M pounds). Doubt we'll be so lucky again this time.

Literally all we need is a striker. He doesn't even have to be good.

>4-2
>Only Lacazette's goal was the winning goal

lol ok

Auba blasts shitter teams in the mid and lower table but disappears against top competition
Laca shows up against top competition but disappears against shitters
Which is better?

Leicester City are pushing for a quick deal with Monaco to sign Youri Tielemans with fears Spurs and Man Utd are preparing bids, Sky Sports News understands.

Edu Gaspar has confirmed that he held talks with Arsenal regarding the technical director role but said negotiations will be resumed after Copa América as he is solely focused on doing well in the competition at the moment.

Walcott showed up against top competition

we’ll sign Giroud and that’s it

youtu.be/Ptx18-pfUFs

we have a Brazilian gooner but he's only useful when he's posting beautiful black women

why is this in /arse/ thread?

welcome to summer /arse/ newfriend

so what's the difference between /arse/ and /trans/?

I wouldn't know

Summer /arse/ is specifically arsenal focused with some other transfer news if it's relevant to arsenal.
/trans/ is fucking everything and the two both exist for a reason that newfriends wouldn't know

Looking forward to shitting up /trans/ lads

>Enjoying a sport where team names aren't even visible on the jersey
I too am a fan of Fly Emirates!

>Enjoying your mom's mackarel reeking cunt

Jill Roord: Arsenal Women sign Bayern Munich and Netherlands midfielder

bbc.com/sport/football/48267294

>tfw Bayern is our feeder club

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pretty cute for a femal footballer

>the go ahead goal is not the winner
Idiot

David Ornstein on #AFC:
-Not the most spectacular window
-Budget without CL is £40m
-Targets identified (youth & experience) and talks underway
-Priorities CB, B2B, wide attacker.
-Secondary targets LB, RB, ST.
-#AFC adamant they won’t preach FFP

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