/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - Catalan GP :^) Race Thread #2

>Countdown to Spain GP:
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 87
L. Hamilton 86
S. Vettel 52
M. Verstappen 51
C. Leclerc 47

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 173
Ferrari 99
Red Bull 64
McLaren 18
Racing Point 17

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
160 (162 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
85

>Hund status:
Ze Rot Auto have superior strategy

>News:
>VETTEE
>GIMI
>BUTTASS
>RUTH STRATEGY

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USE ITALOBRO BREAD

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STUNNING PERFORMANCE FROM RAKESH

ONCE AGAIN WE PROVE THAT SHITHOLE THIRDWORLDERS ARE INCAPABLE OF POSTING A THREAD ON TIME

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>tf
>tp
Flip breads are more reputable than Brit breads because of you
Besides Italobro always takes priority in breads next to Finland

Just s flip preserving a bread here

desu your country is a shithole and the only contribution you've made to the planet is CzechVR.

That shit is hot as fuck my nigga.

never make a thread again

>Rakesh bumping with his main and proxies
Thanks la

Restart already ffs

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IT'S GONNA BE A PROCESSION FOR THE REST OF THE RACE

>Ferrari
>Man City
Who is a bigger joke?

Hello bread

stream?

>Max under pressure from Ferrari
Yeah no.

>1-1
>28 minute
m8

That crash, and every crash in a non-eventful race, is 120% rigged.

friendly reminder AMX will overtake Bottas to hand choco the lead in the WDC

...

FUCK YOU I LIKE TO DREAM EVERY SO OFTEN
Rakesh, you're invading a country, please go back to your own shithole, and by that I don't mean your current suburb

Bottas first place, it's going to happen lads.

>please hold position

Race is about to git gud

Leclerc first place

Whoever swapped arrivabene for mattiaci

Apologies for mistaking you as a paki
You're based

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What a shame, fucking Spanish, they don't aplreciate what they have

fuck you james

Holy fuck Spanish people are so lazy, how long does it take to fucking sort out the track

Imagine

>Valteri it's Paddy, let Lewis win please.

need to see some crying scousers on my telly

HAHAHAH GASLY

Did my part, now do yours.

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GASLY

gassed

>fastest train
what??? is he dumb

E X P O S E D

fucking croft is going senile

done

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Is this the crasher? How much do you think he got paid for doing that?

>+1.6

Based restart from MAG

EXPOSURE

good

EXCITEMENT, THANK U MR SAFETY CAR

>Vetlel fucked his tyres AGAIN

absolutely exposed

>2.4 already

Let's vote Kubica driver of the day

HWL

>+3.506
Fuck this shit

>+3.5

Amx in DRS window

what the fuck is buttass doing

So, how was the race? I woke up to put the stream up before falling asleep again.

This is dreadful

>+3.5

FUCKING HOW

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>GAS

LMAOOOOOOO
get him out that fucking seat

+5,0

FUCK mercedes desu

>Haas is actually fighting with Red Bull
Holy shit

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peak underthunt

4.0

>Hulkenberg in front of tricky

wow fucking hell instantly dropped another 2.5 seconds

Bottas is so shit

>5s lead 3 laps after SC

KILL ME THIS RACE WAS AWFUL

>Hamilton opens 4 secs already
Fuck me

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FUCK DETRACTORS

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4 SECONDS

+4.3 KEK

Based Amx shitting on Vettee again

>+5.0
:^)

How can he be so fast in Qualifying but lose it in the race?

well, at least we got 2 extra laps that were interesting

>Gasly
lol

bottas is a fucking cuck

is merc going to do the unthinkable and lap all cars but their own in memeco?

>4+

desu spain and monaco are less exciting than oval races

youtu.be/DLy8wfg__lU

yikes, what was Ricci thinking when he joined the goat

Literally a GOAT

>Kubica dead last

Fuck cripples

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I hope he is kicked out of F1

I miss Bossberg

FUCK RED BULL
DRINK RICH ENERGY

more like 5 corners

Hannah Hays :)

Red bull*

Gasly gon get fired

team orders

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mods

AND NOW BOTTAS 3 SECONDS FASTER THAN HAMILTON. WTF IS GOING ON?

me on the left

youre fucking sick

@92718494
This just proves my Paki proxy theory

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wtf

>HUL
>ric

Formula E had more passing then this. At Monaco...

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>fatjohn

hot as fuck
do you have any real torture/snuff videos?
couldnt find any.

G E T I N T H E R E L E W I S
E
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T
H
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L
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SUCK MY BALLS

>fat john

>Be Haas
>About to get the best result of the Season
LOL,Let them race

Fuck you

>Grosjean

KEKTAS KEKTAS KEKTAS KEKTAS

engine modes

dubs and the haas drivers take each other out

and massa on the podium.
For me, the choice is obvious

Magnussen airborne

GRO under strict orders to keep car undamaged

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SEMEN

SLURPING

SPORT

they cant keep getting away with it

Oh hey theres Ricciardo hahahah

>GIMI on Perez
noice

modern f1 cars are too fucking big

WHAT THE FUCK IS GROSJEAN DOING

Fat John loves that little escape road.

>Grosjean
Kek

Fatjohn

>fifth consecutive 1-2
one more and they have another record

BIG

Why does Grosjean keep taking joker laps?

And is about as fast as formula 3.

ERA BENAL

grosjean keeps using the shortcut

NOTHING IS SOLVE

gimi status?

so it's objectively
Mercedes > Red B*ll > Ferrari > Haas > Mclaren > Toro R*sso > Renault > Racing P*int > Alfa > Williams

how can we make F1 more interesting?

holy fuck grosjean lmao

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ATTACK MODE

>GRO

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how many fucking times has john taken that road lmao

Big brain grosjean

Fatjohn with the new racing line kek

What is solve?

Exposed

>brakes exploded

No way those are still fine.

This track needs 2 hops per lap

NOTHING

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John is still at 0 points. Can he get cucked out of points again?

don't worry user, f1 retards will continue to sit through H/MWL while we can enjoy this :)
youtu.be/bi-j0IWMASE

>its slipping

nothing

>it's still going

Mojo Grosjo with the bants

cam on car loss

Charlie it's dead nobody cares

did the safety car even change anything?

everything, nothing

How to fix F1
>Mandatory Safety Car halfway through the race
>Budget Caps (coming later)
>Bring back refueling

Anything else?

Hurr why Ferrari no catch Verstappen, because Ferrari fucking sucks?

why RIC is in front of HUL lads

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>Hamilton winning
>City winning

This is the point in the story where the heroes are at their lowest point and the bad guy is making his gloating victory speech.

Its not meant to change anything

No. Go back to sleep.

digits and both toro rossos dab on grosjean

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Guns

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lol no
at least there's a midfield fight

Because Amx is absolutely schooling the boys in red

it gave us like two laps of on-track action from the midfield but that was it

In an alternative world Saint went to red bull over Kyvat and red bull challenges Ferrari for 2nd in the wcc

6 wheels.

oh no no no no

Because they keeped pushing him off the track

team orders

yeah it gave ham a free pit stop

SOLVE STATUS?

Ric crash within 4 laps

>City
>Bad guys

fuck scousers

>wah not enough overtaking
>Bring back refueling

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I see

How is Williams lapped by GIO already?

Specilaky with k mag like nothing can go wrong they know he's slow and dangerous

is 5 one-two's in a row the all-time record ?

HWL

>City
>Bad guys

Yeah nah

race is shit
/f1/ is shit
next race will be shit
I want to leave and never come back

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no

Yes

digits and at least one mercedes ends up 3rd+

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LETZ GO GET ZE POINT

This

Scousers are scum and thieves

Just woke up, how many bings until lights out?

Give Albon your energy lads
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

...

ham will be ham'd
Let the digits speak

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Oil Rig FC

>both renaults behind both honda b teams

How should Ric kill himself?

Would you Albon's mom?

Idk but 21 will be

reminder you're here forever

SUCKY SUCKY

Why doesn't Ferrari get Verstappen to drive for them?

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fucking haas niggers i swear

2018 was a fun year on F1, lot of good races
wtf happened

ALB's mom

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hot ladyboy

NOTHING

how come a team owned by arabs and whose coach is an independentist not be bad guys?

WE NEED ONE MORE CRASH SO KUBICA CAN BE 17TH

MAKE IT HAPPEN

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holy shit last lap lunge Vettel @ Verstappen incoming

see pic related

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Digits and Hamilton has engine failure 300m before the finish line

2021

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imagine her being your mommy and having to discipline you haha

No. 3. No other manufacturer has ever gotten 4 1-2 finishes from the first race of the season before. If you’re talking about consecutive 1-2s, then 5 is the record. Merc also holds that record.

Who should I vote for driver of the day?

They could eat babies for all I care.
Still better than Liverpool.

so what? Scousers are much worse than a bunch of rasheeds

this

why would Verstappen agree to race in the inferior car?

He got paid he can't complain all Renault money it's to pay his salary

amx

I thought she was behind bars.

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Because the other team is Liverpool.

gimi or stroll

fuck this shit. if monaco is MWL this year i'm calling it quits.

Another action packed race crofty Ferrari really looked like they had a chance at the start there too bad the boys at merc were able to pull out another win!

singles and Merc gets 1-2 all season

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Goblando. Made the race interesting for 2 laps.

homeboy sainz did great in his GP, he deserves the vote

Strulovitch

I don't even see how. They don't make it easy.

>continuing to watch MWL every weekend

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norris he made this shit interesting

Hows my boy Buttass doing?

Norris

>yfw vettel goes for a dive bomb but fucks up and goes into the gravel at T1 and ends up out of the points

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I got bad news for you

>Scousers are much worse than a bunch of rasheeds

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DELET

the winner obviously

stroll or kubica

rolled back to 1.0

im just waiting to hear wolff at this point

>come on, kill that frog
wow, harsh

formula1.com/en/vote.html

Grosjean

H

Max has been unironically great this season and the end of 2018, finally living up to the hype

absolutely HAM victory as ferrari can't into corners this year

VER the only contender

>t. never met a scouser

Best I can describe them as is gypsy's with more entitlement

>can't even beat kblyat
>next Hamilton

based amx lads

imagine paying to watch this race live

Worst race this year?

When was the last time they did a suicide bombing?

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Singles and Ferrari gets lapped at Monaco.

Hell yeah

thx voted gasly

Wait for Monaco

GET IN THERE WEWIS

You mean BOT.

boo

JOSTECE FUR THA 96 LAAAA

>push it through the firewall

Martin confirmed elite hackor

>scared of suicide bombings

They barely kill anyone lol, its the least scary form of terrorism

>nigger will score more victories than Schumi in your lifetime

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hwl...

BASED AMX AMD

FUCK NIGGERCEDES

AMD AMX

what a shit boring kanker race this was

i hope this GP is never coming back

AMX PODIUM
>AMX PODIUM
AMX PODIUM
>AMX PODIUM
AMX PODIUM
>AMX PODIUM

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Baku.

Wow, these underdogs are a sure bet.

>get in there lewis

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>160,000 people have come to the Spanish GP
[citation needed]

TAKE THAT WHITE BOYS

FUCK
THIS
"SEMEN"
SLURPING
"SPORT"

>GET
>IN
>THERE
>LEWIS

AMX DABBING ON FERRARI LMAO

>VERY IMPORTANT POLL
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Hey lads I just woke up how did my boy Valtteri do

Nice podium for AMD AMX

>exposed
Binotto
Leclerk

>unexposed
Verstappen

feel free to add to this list

#blessed

He meant 160 people

GET IN THERE LEWIS

Wow this might go down to be one of the worst seasons ever.

vettels message is clear, hamilton is gone

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I will have stopped watching by then.

I swear to god if someone posts Hamiltons winning picture i'm going to rape my wife

BOT and HAM 1-2 obvsly

Please let Hamilton crash in Monaco, please

god what a waste of time

Welp Finnbro you were right

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Nice Merc 1-2s you've got there /f1/

Valtteri Pootas

GET
IN
THERE
LEWIS

P2

f1 panders to niggers

GET IN THERE LEWIS

GET

IN

THERE

LEWIS

WHAT

GREAT

RACE

THAT

WAS

well that was a huge waste of time

get in there

>Bowing for this performace
Absolute cuckoldry

>AMX HIGHER THAN BOTH FERRARIS IN THE WDC
OH NONONONONONO

Say it with me.
F1 IS FULL OF MIRACLES, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
EVEN UNDERDOGS TAKE 1-2.
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN AND MERCEDES

it's a trick stat - Spanish aren't people

Who will Emilia kiss today?

>ferrari

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The only reason we don't get this is because power units are limited and teams tend to turn down the specs and play it safe. Mercedes could easily lap every other car if they went full power all race.

>..since the start of the hybrid era

GET

IN

THERE

LEWIS

How long until 4channelets accept that Hamilton is the most skilled racer ever.

HELLA FRIKKIN' EPIC RACE, FELLOW REDDITORS

GET IN THERE, LEWIS

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ZE UNTERHUNDEN WINS AGAIN
PROUD OF MY BOY LEWIS

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>160k WEEKEND attendance
>motogp consistently ahead in attendance numbers
bikes really are better

Hm, they announced 87k on TV here

new double !!

Based AMX dotd.

>that safety car

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LETS GO MAX

>all cars together with less than 20 laps to go cos of safety car
>ferralel end up over 10 seconds back by the finish

When are we going to stop paying ferrari just for turning up?

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Guys I don't think that this so called pinnacle of motorsport is for me.

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oh god the boredom is fucking killing me. this is the worst era of f1 racing. fucking liberty, do something.

>GITL

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Red Bull are the real underdogs here.

GET IN THERE LEWIS GENERAL

fuck this semen slurping sport i'm out

Ferrari is red
Red bull is blue
Doesn't change the result
Mercedes 1-2

Hoping the engine change leaves Merc looking like a b-team.

the horse

>Verstappen won in second class
good

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Amazing season boys

put him and VET on the same car faggot

160.000 since thursday

guys...this....slurping...semen everywhere...cups full...not for me guys

160k all weekend

What fucking sentence order is that jesus christ rule britannia

who else /underdog/ here?

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>exposed
Kubica

>blessed
Bottas

THEY DOUBTED HAMMY GOD

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET
E
T
IN
N
THERE
H
E
R
E
LEWIS
E
W
I
S

Can someone kill hamilton in his sleep or some shit

Hey Ukraine your graphs are based, keep up the good work

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+1

some nigger thats for sure

Based. Amx is unironically best driver on the grid and rbr would never beat Ferrari without him

why it have to be a black person

are the conquistadors gonna boo him

Good race

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Bottas is getting the cage again until he wins.

they are correct, the 160.000 number is the compound figure over the entire weekend.

(20k on friday, 50k saturday 90k today)

>imagine believing that a cucked in life finn as botas could win a WDC

Honda podium makes me happy I guess

Everything else about this season is a meme

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I agree

Where is he when we need him most? :((((

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motogp tickets are like 1/3rd of f1 price

Lol even Lewis is boring by how easy it is

Facts, now let's get him a real teammate

just wait fella

buttass slurping

>get in me lewis

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My nigga Hamilton showing white people how to race, again

>F mEme has more action than f1

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ikr
same as believeing ze unterhunden narrative lmao

Bikes are missing 2 wheels.

how many dicks inside in his ass will this nigger celebrate. We all know he is bottom and gay

Lewis is by far the best F1 Driver. How he manages to nurse that piece of shit car to first place is just out of this world, he's #blessed, really. I love this sport.

>5 races gone
>Amx is 3rd in the standings

The absolute fucking state of Lellari

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COULDNT DO IT WITHOUT THE TEAM AND THE GUYS BACK AT THE FACTORY

Rate the race out of 10

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Overall number is such a bullshit number when 3/4 are there multiple days. Fuck this marketing talk. Most annoying thing at work too

>Ricci walking in the shadows in the back
fucking lel

the racing is actually fun to watch, too!

Indy race was 100x better

>lads back at the factory

1/10

get in dere lewiz
wot a race mate

>t. thinks about which black men are gay

the fact your mind even goes there is interesting

10

NaN/10

1

Is Buttas ever going to fix his starts?

semen/10

10/10

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Don't do Bottas any injustice. He managed to complete the Merc 1-2 with a slog of a car while the Ferraris were pushing like hell

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-10/10
and it's gonna stay that way until mwl ends

Sleep/10

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Its ok to be gay

Honestly 0/10

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Battle to rock bottom between Vettel and him now

Mad Max is great and fun to watch. If they had a real teammate, they would be a real contender.

1.5/10
Sport is a joke. Worst race in a very long time.

-7/10

Best race ever/10

2

Its been clear for a many season already
Im homosexual (top) myself so i know when i see a faggot.

1/10 and this is an objective fact

Thinking of giving up watching F1 after 25 years/10

Its ok to be black

Fanculo tutti
io vado ad ubriacarmi ammerda con Big Leo Turrini

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blackpilled/10

why is gasly so slow

>Wow this might go down to be one of the worst seasons ever.
What are you talking about? We're seeing one of the great upsets in sports history. Mercedes weren't even supposed to finish in the points this season. Ferrari was supposed to walk away with it.

Fuck this shit this is a fucking joke

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>bottas' clutch sabotaged again

Its ok to be gay and black

mamma mia shitto spaghettios

Grosjean is no longer pointless
Apologize

>Toto sabotaging Valteri's clutch

why is ferrari so shit lads?

He's the Odell Beckham of the sport, nigga gay

great tactical race, 8/10
not ever race is going to be full of overtaking a crashes
it was truly nail-bitting to the last lap wondering if Lewis would hold on to the lead

on the radio he mentioned going to celebrate with Emilia

>get in me lewis

Reminder Max's driving was 10/10 ever since he knew Dany Ric would leave RB.

AND IT'S AN INCREDIBLE RESULT FOR MERCEDES TODAY DESPITE HAVING THE SLOWER CAR THAN FERRARI

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>amx not giving a hand to lewis
WTF WHAT A RACIST

I forgot about the race

Just started the stream
>Mercedes 1 - 2
>Nigger wins lol

I missed nothing I guess. At least the frog is on the podium.

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I'm still surprised at how well the Honda engine has done this year, especially well enough to race Ferrari at times.

shut your whore-mouth

context

I probably got 10 viruses and have been put on 2 watch lists just to see one of the most boring races this season
I swear to god im just gonna go to Formula E at this point

DIETER

>interviews before the podium ceremony

I forget about this and how much better it is every single race.

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Wish he'd just have stayed and accepted Max is better, Gasly is just a stand in

all f1 drivers are alcoholics

10/10 [as philosophy studying white noise]

>t. Retardo
u dun goofed

Zetsche the actual autist

And next race is monaco, fucking kill me

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>Monaco next

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>homosexual top
>on Yea Forums
doubt.jpg

gonna take a trip to the lake with friends, will be effay.

Might be wet dry wet dry meme fest?

>mercedes have more points than both of ferrari and red bull combined
Not bad for an underdog with a slower car

tfw schumi wins da chip for the 6th time

4/10
+3 because the safety car got me excited for once in the last 4 races.

were
Now it's only Gimi and perhaps Kvyat

Only blue white red on the flags

Everybody with a brain knows gooks don't fuck around with tech

wtf1.com/post/i-predict-a-riot-schumis-drunken-japanese-rampage/

He also traded fists with Gimi during all this

>Kaiserhymne followed by Deutschlandlied
at least something nice today

sounds comfy

welp, time to rub one out to a milf vid on the hub

>Monaco next
AMX WILL GET IT

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>based black girl trying to put on her headphones so she didn't have to listen to the gershit anthem

why the ffridge on the floor tho

he will not have the drink.

I hope mercedes gets a 1-2 every damn race and Wolff keeps pushing the underdog meme. Seeing so many people seething is hella funny lmao
Worst part is he's right. This is the only race where Merc were legit faster, in every other race they were on par or worse.

lmao what a SHIT trophy

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You know you are parroting the newest circlejerk meme.

No he will crash in FP3 as he always does.

game
over

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Was just thinking that haha

>those trophies

Basiert

what, doing the same crash for the 4th time?

Literally a beginner photoshop tutorial thing

Post it.

>no one pointing out when val sulks

nice three Honda drivers finished in points

>more cheering for amx 3rd place than lewis' 1st
RAYSIS

>Ja, it vas ein gut Rennen today, but vi still have work to do in order to catch up to ze rot Auto

>2003
right

Red Bull cutie better than the token hire at Mercedes lmao

And the 4th almost had the Haas, too

kubica should retire

He's God now

Im givng f1 two more years before it folds

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>This is the only race where Merc were legit faster, in every other race they were on par or worse.

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retardo should retire

Looks like the jabanis did it

Wonder if RBR had to update the car because Honda engine was better than expected

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gay race

lmaooooooooooooo

tfw when Kvyat is doing his best to overtake Haas cars but team fucks up pit stop and puts yellow tyres.

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The underdogs win again, this is incredible!

LOL

>Renault 8th in the constructor's championship

Brazil and Nihon greatest allies

Monaco is AMDs Achilles' heel and you know it

I hope Honda buys Torro Rosso and made it factory team

mediums had better race pace after a couple laps

They should try buy Ferrari or Merc engines for the rest of the season

colored driver bad

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Not this year

That's fucking it it. I'm not posting here ever again, fuck this """""""sport""""""".

See you in two weeks

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magnussen gun show

why does albon eat the banana that way?
why was xavi looking like the cutest girl on the grid?
why was there a gorilla with duck legs?
why does fom keep putting little girls in the world feed?

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No-one likes niggers

No he's just an annoying asswipe that's an attention whore. That he's a nigger is just the added bonus

salty

>crashtappen got exposed by ricciardo
>which in turn is being exposed hard by hulkenberg
we're gonna have a few laughs if and when max gets a competent teammate

AMX needs a slight adjustment.

S O P A

Maybe Alonso will go to red bull, would be hilarious

>Been meaning to send a letter to Merc trying to fish for autographs
>Wrote about how this was "such an amazing to start with so only 1-2's"
>Keep forgetting to post it till too late

They are making sure I don't have to change the letter.

That's great, but race was about to be finished after yellow tyres becoming more efficient. Both Haas cars and renault put softer tyres.

Fuck everyone

1>5

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>Tabi will be the one to open the letter

Haha good one. By the way, how is Amx' worst ever teammate Sainz doing?

>toto-interview
>not underhunting anymore
welp, season's over.

imagine being this deluded

reminder not to let a brit or flip post a new thread

>letter back
>it's got something inside
>Tabitha popped some pants in there

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Better than Norris

disagree on Verstappen being exposed

based

>they are lewis's seamless ones

I HATE IT

I may or may not have accidentally wrote the female version of my name, wrote a bunch of stuff about Bertha Benz and asked for the autographs from female staff as they are 'such an inspiration'......

Smart

That would be quite something. Might as well name it Minardi Honda

I wonder if there will ever be an axis powers combo in F1; say TR Honda with a German driver

>tfw going to win formula autism
>tfw i am the unterhunden

what is the blonde announcer's name who calls out the wrong drivers all the time

Nico Rosberg

Dump this circuit/10

no, the main announcer

New thread?

...

ban power gap
add 10 more cars

will grojean receive a 5 seconds penalty for repeatedly cutting corners?

is it Simon Lazenby? he messed up at least 5 times.

200IQ strat

>liverpoo

Hate Amx but this is impressive. Consistent line... just need adjustment

Gimi would expose