The last 3pm kick-offs thread of the 2018/19 Premier League season has all 10 matches played simultaneously.
>Brighton & Hove Albion v Manchester City >Burnley v Arsenal >Crystal Palace v AFC Bournemouth >Fulham v Newcastle United >Leicester City v Chelsea >Liverpool v Wolverhampton Wanderers >Manchester United v Cardiff City >Southampton v Huddersfield Town >Tottenham Hotspur v Everton >Watford v West Ham United
Manchester City will retain the Premier League title if they beat Brighton. Liverpool will win the Premier League title if they better Man. City's result.
Spurs will finish 4th if they avoid defeat against Everton. Arsenal will finish 4th if they beat Burnley with at least a 4-goal swing between themselves and Spurs.
As it's the final 3pm thread until August: what are your best and worst moments from this year's English footballing season?
Reckon they'll smash them 5-0. Will probably feel like they have 'something to prove' since 4 other clubs are getting all the attention in Europe
Nathan Martinez
Blessed lucky 7s.
Charles Stewart
Some early /trans/, Newcastle are apparently looking at Benito, who'd be on a free
Easton Price
Arsenal will finish 4th
John Campbell
reckon 1-0 after 5 minutes and then cruise rest of the game without scoring
Eli Rivera
Think I'll just watch Soccer Saturday rather than any one game.
Henry Ward
Imagine watching a league where the top two teams play an entire season jostling for first place. Then imagine the season being decided months before it actually ends because they both win 10 cupcake games to finish out. There has been literally zero hype. Fans of this shit league perplex me.
Christopher Carter
Fuck you on about you fat cunt
William Evans
>There has been literally zero hype the Liverpool hype train has been non-stop
Sebastian Smith
Anyone still playing fantasy league?
Ayden Baker
I reckon a 1-0 will always be nervy for City. One goal and they are 2nd if liverpool are winning
Nervous lads. Was going to crack a beer but now I think I might sniff some fucking ket instead.
Michael Powell
based i finally stopped watching football in 2016 watched football quite closely 1996-2016 but i'd had enough, for several reasons
1) it was just too much, so much fucking football constantly, it was hard to keep track, and too much to watch anyway 2) i no longer liked the dominant style of play 3) i no longer liked any modern footballers - they're all the same NPCs - tattoos, meme haircuts, and muh insta, muh soshal media
but i have to be honest, this year's race has intrigued me (even though i avoid football you still get exposed to headlines when you browse the news), so i might just have a cheeky stream going for 2 hours this afternoon the only question is which one to watch - liverslip or shitty?
Whats the stream for skysports news. Is there a decent ones. sites dont seem to focus on that?
Kayden Johnson
plastic surgery + photoshop
Liam Allen
They don’t. Obesity rate is rising.
Tyler Cook
Tnx. I can usually catch it on TV somewhere so I'm not up to date with streams
Joseph Jackson
Liverpool to tie City to lose
I've read the script
Levi Smith
I was just going to ask does any yank channel have a simulcast sort of thing? Interested in the title race but neither one game nor the other strike me as worth watching on their own.
Chase Martin
what if city lose 4-0 and liverpool draw?
Adam Nelson
maybe British women have finally discovered "eating healthy" and "working out"
There will be an explosion of premature deaths in the coming decades as hundreds of thousands of slim looking young people who don't realise that their habits and wild party lifestyles have given them the insides of heroin addicts. >But it's ok, I still look good on instagram!
Jayden Evans
kek no
Jeremiah Parker
You absolute fucking mongoloid.
Cooper Stewart
>bitter lads who never got invited to parties
Jason Gonzalez
The only British women you get to see are terrible, awful orange slags and fatties desu. Not surprised you have such low estimations of us.
>torn between just relaxing and watching >my team's game with both teams having nothing at stake >or watching liverpool wolves >or going hard and putting multiple on
Owen Russell
"You never walk alone"
*tramples their own companions*
Jayden Sanchez
yeah, well get your fucking finger out m8
Watch the liverpool game as its sky sports premeir league so sure they'll cover everything
Cause if you take out the once in a 100 years cinderella like Leicester, you know its just going to be those 6 teams in contention for the title, so why not make them face each other on the decision day to avoid having them get what essentially getting to win the league against a team that collectively isnt worth one of their players? Idk. Im not really feeling any drama. City is going to win this game comfortably.
Jacob Williams
/r/redditsoccercity has them sometimes And footybite
Dominic Lewis
>gold stripes >white numbers
really triggers my autism
Jonathan Phillips
It's amazing how your internet goes to shit exactly when you need to stream, isn't it?
Nathaniel Reyes
Newcastle 2-0 up, 2 in 3 minutes
Robert Ward
Final day is a draw on it's on. They need to sprinkle top 6 clashes throughout the season to keep viewers interested
>all these degenerates/neets asking for streams while I pay extra degenerates/neets owned!!
Liam Anderson
>liverpool >man city imagine the immense amount of muslims shitting up every streaming service making them even worse than usual
Nathaniel Rogers
Do Americans really think stripping the season of all the big team games and endloading them to all play at the same time (and hence divided viewership) is a good idea?
I'm glad Fulham make appointments based on the last two games
Luis Harris
>coca cola energy
Wtf? Is this a licensed product or some Chinese knockoff
Jose Collins
Brighton have offered nothing so far btw
Daniel Ross
clocks ticking lads top of the league
Easton Stewart
Im suggesting they just do it for one week. That only reserves 3 of those marquee matchups (of which there are 15 if my math is right, which i'm willing to concede it might not be) from the schedule.
Juan Allen
LIVERPOOL TOP OF THE LEAGUE LA
Josiah Jenkins
Sometimes I feel like you are a 40-50 years old woman.
Jason Martinez
they were saying on football focus they had a couple of half chances early on
Brighton you are actually pathetic this was your only moment you will ever had to be relevant. Can't wait to you get relegated to where you belong, fucking pathetic shit team
Mason Price
but what's wrong with a waste of time. might as well just cancel the game
Last day of the season isn't supposed to have drama you fucking zoomer bastard. It's all about being comfy
Jeremiah Jackson
\o/
Ryan Collins
rename that file 'Fred and Rashford' right now
Jose Cook
No it isnt you stupid fucking autist
Isaac Butler
that's bollocks though. they're wage bill is about the 11th highest in the league, os how is it a huge achievement? what they've done this year is about par.
4 (four) years without a trophy for Jurgen Flopp. Sad!
Connor Campbell
Deep
Noah Barnes
Salah’s golden boot is going to slip after aguero goal(s) and they’ll finish on 96 points
Samuel Jones
Grow up
Michael James
lads my girlfriend is a fan of a different club and shes getting distant, i reckon im being cucked by cardiff and another lad
Gabriel Jones
OK, probably not gonna happen, but if Liverpool did win both the PL and CL, would they become Barca-2 with billions of bandwagoners around the world? So they would stop being the bad guys everyone hates??
Southampton is a dump Brighton is very nice Bournemouth is somewhere in between
Benjamin Green
from west to east... mememouth liverpool's academy benders
Thomas Smith
he did say that getting that united side to 2nd was one of his best achievements.
Nolan Edwards
>Brighton is very nice Is it fabulous?
Lincoln Hernandez
SOUF
>Brighton is very nice
poof.
Brody Hernandez
Premiership is harder to win than a World Cup, Jose knew this
Carter Adams
Nothing to redpill. They're soft as muck suffeners. No 'istry Shit banter Shit Stadiums (Brighton isnt even within 10 miles of a terraced house). Bluepilled teams thru and thru
Juan Parker
kek I knew that was coming
Dylan Torres
What tattoo should I get
Luke Sanders
what about portsmouth?
Henry Taylor
>sand > stones Bournemouth by far the comfier place
Imagine getting sent off in a dead rubber and missing a FA Cup final.
Gavin Sanders
what do you want to know my friend?
Lincoln Butler
relegation fodder
Dylan Hernandez
what game is this? i hope that little piece of shit got a red card
Ian Myers
I had trials for Manchester city but fucked up my knee in year 10
Leo Ortiz
Sheffield United are the true Yorkshire club.
Oliver Ward
MY OLD MANS A PAEDO HE WEARS A PAEDOS HAT AND WHEN HE SAW A TODDLER HE SAID I FANCY THAT LIVERPOOL TRIED TO SIGN HIM BUT HE TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF OH MY OLD MANS A PAEDO KIDS REALLY GET HIM OFF
The Blades are based as fuck. All British Isles squad, hardly any money (their arab prince is a fraud) and their manager is an actual genius. I think they'll surprise people next season.
indulged the prima donna players instead of being harsh with them like based mou
Brayden Barnes
Is Kyle Walker-Peters a good boy
Brody Morris
The baby’s black.
Grayson Torres
Bigger club but a bit cucky and reddit.
Ethan Russell
What's Ole's contract like? If they sack him, they'll be paying his and Mourinho's compensation lmao
Oliver White
based Udders
Easton Sanders
>squad is entirely british and irish >manager's record working up from non-league is insane >play 3-5-2 with 2 widest centre backs attacking down the wings >meme set pieces >oldest professional football ground in the world >good youth academy >spent very little in recent years >scored first ever premier league goal >one of only 5 clubs to ever win all 4 divisions
When it comes to the Champions League final Liverpool supporters: >arse >chelsea >west ham Spurs supporters: >everton >man united But what about the fans of other clubs, such as Man city?
His compensation won't even close to the amount of Mou's though so it won't be that much of an issue. If it is a massive amount, which I can't see, and he has them over the barrel, then the Manchester United Ultras will hound him out and he'll lose his high regard status.
what's happening, lads? why is this allowed? i am neutral but i was hoping for the meme of the century. who do memes never happen in the present. only in the past
Ayden Murphy
Scraped an equaliser soooo we're back
Camden Taylor
9 points up at Christmas
Julian Morris
>tfw bbc shits over city and keep proclaiming that liverpool will take the league >Today happens
I'm hearing rumours of crying Liverpool fans. Someone post images/webms to confirm whether this is real or not.
Connor Jones
Liverpool slipping IS the meme. They were 9 points clear at Christmas.
Samuel White
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Dominic Fisher
Eriksen not only scored a goal but he actually beat the first man for the first time in like 2 years
