ITT: We pick a retirement home for this over-the-hill boomer

ITT: We pick a retirement home for this over-the-hill boomer

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Salford

Manchester City

JJ

United

will he manage barca one day?

Wellington Phoenix

Why would they want a poor man's Bernardo?

Twain's skull
Oh wait he's already there

Barcelona, they rely on him too heavily to let him go.

He should go to one of the big Istanbul clubs (Fener, Besiktas or Gala), invest in them, and then collect the profits basically in perpetuity.

besiktas

He do finally be able to just play a false 9 and wait for the ball unlike in Barcelona where he has to drop to the defensive half to get the ball

Rent free

schalke was basically invented for him
#Messicomehome

Aldovisi

Istanbull BB semes random enough

He's already at a club of European chokers that boss their one-team league, why even bother moving.

*come to Aris

come to flamengo, we'd love to have another choker

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