/iihf/ Day 3 edition

12 May
USA vs FRA
12:15
RUS vs AUT
12:15
DEN vs GER
16:15
ITA vs SWE
16:15
GBR vs CAN
20:15
LAT vs SUI
20:15

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Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

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FINNISH FUCKING SHITS.
Good luck France, hope you at least tire team USA a bit.

Good luck France and good luck Austria.
Fuck USA and fuck Russia.

4th for north america casual fans

Based and swisspilled

hello NHL is gay

oh man those one sided stomps all day

I thought we were frens.

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Burgers vs frogs, or Ivan vs Adolf ?

OH WHEN THE BRITS
*BOOM BOOM*
GO SKATING IN
*BOOM BOOM*
OH WHEN THE BRITS GO SKATING IN
I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER
OH WHEN THE BRITS GO SKATING IN
*BOOM BOOM*

OHHHHHHHHHHH

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oh Adam Fox is playing for the US?

Austria making this almost interesting.

Brits going to humiliate Canada with a 3-2 wins, my digits prove it

Three lions on a shirt,
Olympic Gold still gleaming
Eighty years of hurt,
Never stopped me dreaming

>austria
>HERBURGER
HESBURGER :DDDDD

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Ebin :-DD

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- hockey's coming home

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Why cant France into hockey bros??

BULLY - GOAL!
BULLY - GOAL!
BULLY, BULLY - GOAL, GOAL, GOAL!

hockey-stadiums are too cold for wine

>8-0
Even better!

now thats some next level jevery just to block streams

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Latvia is getting 2nd win today

Fuck hell, at first that was a little kid sitting on that bloke's hat!

baste and rodpilled

Go, Runes, Go.

"no"

SCOA SAM FAHKN GOOLS

not only win today, but gold this year!!!!

BALCERS-DARZINS-BLUGERS

Might turn out to be the deadliest line weve had in a long time.

ivans mad af

This game is great, can you win, Australia? That would be kino.

wtf is going on

Russia lacking team spirit and any defense to speak of and Austria playing to their plan and for the team.

Happy Mother's Day frens, let's hope to see some good hockey today

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Terra Austria desu

where the fuck are ausfailia 'mighty roos' team?

*slips*

hocgay

division 2

W-when did you get so good at hockey Habs?

refs sleeping again wtf lol

third period will be different, they can't keep up with that speed that long.

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Don't ever doubt yourself. You can do it, friend.

==b

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yikes and wew

>have superstars
>1-0
>halfway through second
im gonna laugh at you ivan
LAUGH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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NOOOOO the dream died yet again

You lasted long enough frens

apex lel

oh fug they got a second one now right after i posted :DDD
all thanks to finnish posting magic

beautiful hockey to watch, still rooting for Austria to fulfill the upset. Remember this isn't the game you need to win.

quite a trickshot tbqhfampaichiban

The bad guys win again

wtf

Ovechkin and Malkin are playing this year in the tourney.
No chances, sorry.

crosscheck? no? ok.

>choking for 30 minutes against Austria
yeah, no chances of your team getting into the semis

crosschecking is always called on the whim of the ref, a crosscheck can be fine or dangerous depending on what the ref think he sees.

>orlov
OMEGALUL

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hughes cant even score on garbage teams kek

why are all Brittish slags so ugly

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blame medieval times and the inquisition...

it would be kino to see England beating Canada

Scandis stole all their good looking women

as both games are ogre already, ill do a livejournal post now till the other games start

dat feel when you go do a kakko in the toilet and you burst a hemorrhoid during it

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this pic will never be not funny.

you're pooping wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

fug \:D/

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Do you finns do kakko in the toilet? Sounds very similar to italian

Rest in piece Austria Bros we gonna avenge you after we slam dunk Swiss.

F

and here we go
rip straya

In your dreams lol

France face right now

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muut kusi, kaapo kakko :DD

Has Hughes scored yet?

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You seem very confident

>hughes : 0 points
>kakka : 5 points

>"""north american hockey media analysts"""""
>OMG HUGHES IS SO AMAZING 1ST DRAFT PICK FOR SURE

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FRANCE
R
A
N
C
E

this is 5 points in 2 games against Canada and Slovakia, not statpadding teams exactly

get Kaka Stool

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>our commentators hating on ovechkin
hilarious

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Explain how pls :D

we will make october revolution look like a fucking joke

¯3¯

they said ovechkin is a had worker and stuff, but although the powerplay is tailored towards him, he just doesn't score, and they're surprised why.

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l-lewd

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>be hughes
>cant get a single point against statpadding team like france
cant wait to see kakka win the stanlee bowl for the >rags before hughes for the devlels

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Lol, thx

S-Slovakia?

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Slovakia!!

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Fights with hugs and kills with kisses.

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Because we are and your performance with Italy doesn't impress me.

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at least France scored unlike Italy

arent you slovak yourself?

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>old style uniforms.
>almost same style as they had during occupation in 1968

villains.

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>communist flag

yikes

>huge-es

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oh

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>0,15€

isnt clean water cheaper? just what is in those?

Soon..

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>usa gooning it up after running up the score
>russia having communism and soviet uniforms

bad guys of the tournament

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>Obliterates USA

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ES is government subsidized product

reminder that hughes doesn't have a SINGLE point yet in the tournament, even after playing against FRANCE

>DA 1ST DRAFT PICK

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Is that surprising somehow? People that like Ovechkin can be summed up following, Crapitals fans and Russians. Rest of world that follows hockey surely recognize that he is one of the greatest players of his generation, but sentiments range from mild dislike to disgust when it comes to him as person. He isn't just a sore loser he loses, he manages to be cunt even as winner.

Absolute disgusting. It is like German or Austrian fans waving Swastika flags.

15 cents is deposit for returning can to recycling. Since the can itself is worth 15 cents, recycling rate for aluminium cans is about 97% in Finland.

To be fair Ovečkin has at least tried to show some sportsmanship on the Škoda Cup ceremonies, like when the squadron of butthurt, sore losers took off their silver medals or ragequit while the Canadian anthem was still playing

>obliterates everyone.
>Loses first round in play-offs.

DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER DENGER

pes kaká :DDD

The finnish way

>Rosseli Olsen out for the tournament

JuST

Ovechkin has been the first player to storm out of arena even prior to his part in ceremonies are over couple times. Maybe he getting less hotheaded as he is getting older.

Question to a
Slovaks. What is the best bear to try?
Currently sipping Zlaty Bažant
Seems good!

smadny mnich

>eurofags

Smädný mních :^)

rly makes 1 ponder

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>sub 180 subhuman
lole

wait holy shit how did he not get even a point against fucking France in a 7-1 game

>HUGHES TOP 1 DRAFT PICK
my sides

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Yeah Bazant. Then there are Craft beers, If you are in Kosice try Golem brand.

CHAD KAKA
VS
MANLET JACKOFF

can the games please start? f1 is boring af as usual

If we don't beat Italy with double digit goals then I will kill myself
If Lundpads lets in a single goal then I will kill myself

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Nice double double digits

I really hope we dont get fucked by the swiss because all of this thread will be full of smug mountain jews telling latvians that we suck because latvians acted like cunts before the game (like we always do)

>tfw no swiss qt to paint my face

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>GB - Canada

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6-1 for tre kronor

12-0 for leafs

We'll destroy those cunts.

RED WHITE
DYNAMITE

Sweden will gas out because they spent the entire day yesterday plowing fertile slavic vaginas.
200 years from now scientists will be scratching their heads when they collect data and can't understand why there are so many blonde and blue eyed people living around Brapislava.

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Are there even any Italians on spuh watching hockey? Kinda boring if there is no one to banter with

Not really up to it after yesterday's shitshow

This match is contendning with the final day in the premier league

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Did Elias lose his virginity?

We have lundshit though, you'll probably score your first goal today

>letting anton lander score on you

here we go

Damn look at all those Italian last names

*rolls eyes*

*braaaaaappps on you*

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Swedes can't get laid in their own country because of all these Somalians and now are trying to impregnate Slovakians? Wow, sounds right.

Terrible play by Gigi Buffon.

i fucked 2 russian girls in sochi
one of them took the used condom from me afterwards
i hope she is pregnant

Why does Italy always lose to Sweden?

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>10.2 million dollar man

I'm Armenian and I'm fucking Slavic girls the same way in sochi, lol

Fug forgot about divegrass, now i'm triggered

>German or Austrian fans waving Swastika flags.

It is not nigga.

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umm sweetie, yes it is.

pp (very soft)

>brapfags

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>Absolute disgusting. It is like German or Austrian fans waving Swastika flags.
What kind of bullshit did I just read?

It's just a reminder that USSR team was one of the strongest in the hockey.

kys

Why does Swedish PP suck so fucking bad always?

>What kind of bullshit did I just read?
Butthurt colonies seething duh

goal is good ffs

>no goal

lol...

I have not seen a single Swedish cutie fan yet. Only middle aged guys.
What the fuck where are our cuties?

>10 minutes in
>only 1-0

Going to hockey games in may is pure boomer

>Italy playing like it's 6vs5
>Sweden playing like they just want to go home

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>wanting to watch women that dont belong to you
Sad state of you

ok hanrej

Forza ragazzi
*bam bam*

*DÖP* *DÖP *DÖP*

Italy's pads are /fa/
Hur tänkte du nu?

If I was Swedish I would be so embarrassed right about now.

Same

>Italy 0-1 Sweden after 20 minutes

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this

they're taking turns trying to do it by themselves rather than playing together

EEEEEEMIIIIIIIL

FÖRGRÖMMMADE ONGEEE

You're being the worst posters lately and you'd deserve it

PP
PP
PP
SCORE DIS FEKKING GAOL NOW

unironically your fault
you have tilted a whole nation

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based

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SCAAARR

Alessandro Del Piero

>It is not nigga.
Soviet Union had higher body count. Only slightly different selection method for victims.
>What kind of bullshit did I just read?
Outside of Russia and Belarus, people see very little difference between commies and nazis and Soviet Union and Nazi Germany. Same shit, just in different bucket.
>It's just a reminder that USSR team was one of the strongest in the hockey.
So what? Nazi Germany had one of the strongest football teams. USSR was also pretty strong in murdering civilians and occupying foreign countries.

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italian pp better than swedish pp hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

loui is so fucking bad

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Fuck niggers

He's only here because Lundpads loves his music

Based

t. Artyom Gopmikyan

Wasn't Deutschland good a few years ago
how is this team so fucking ass

Olympic silver medallists.

The finnish special

I dunno if that's more embarrassing for Germany or everyone else at the Olympics

Is this, dare I say, our chance to finally beat Sweden?

It was a botched olympics. It didnt matter anyway. A fake team won it lmao

Dream on, Shkodran Strümbrapper

FORZA

FRATELLI D'ITALIA

Did anyone figure out what shate-m.ru is?

Try not to lose against Italy, Sven

wtf is this shit game

>no goal against in the first 3 mins of a period
We're getting better and better

Is Sweden really this terrible or are they just memeing

>1-0
it's because italy are elite and not because we are shit right

>pooui eriksson

Kill the penulty

why the fuck is loui on the pp

Italy is just really good pay no mind to the 9-0 yesterday

100%

it's going to be Switzerland-Finland in the finals

Patric Hörnqvist in "The Holmström role"

ingenting

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Memeing hard
Too bad we are no goons

>getting tickets on place

absolute vodka brain.

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>Sweden needs a powerplay and a guy without his stick to score against Italy
Wew

mamma mia

>getting shit for not running up the score
it is only polite to not win by 6+ goals

we're not a hockey nation

>caring about warm up games
Shiggy diggy doo
What are you (doing)

this. sweden are the perennial good guys.

Thank you
*hugs*

We're gonna be better when Landeskog and Klingberg join

>vågen
jävla boomers

Landeskog kommer?

Det är bara boomers i publiken lmao
De har pengar att gå och kolla på hockey med grapparna

över 50% chans enligt garpenlöv

Assuming you don't follow hockey, how do you feel about the physicality of the sport. (even though this game is pretty tame)

i didn't think it was a legitimate strategy to park the bus in hockey

>OEL får damp
based

JAJAMENSAN FATTAS BARA

The meta for the entire mid 90s until early 2000s was parking the bus

FORZA ITALIA

>covering cam

heh

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I actually follow hockey (nhl)
Btw the phisicality is great when you're used to divegrass

Scarr

GIB Bavarian fraulein

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italian tender to the nhl when?

>23-2 in shots in the 2nd period
>only 2-0

>7 DANES

Lmao

Can other teams pls stop throwing themselves on the ice. Our players can't lift the puck over them to score.

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Kaapo Kakko desu

Selänne+Aho+Rantanen=Kakko

Am I right?

What a boring game, time to quit.

More like Jagr+Forsberg+Lemieux=Kakko

>we're going to lose to italy

CAHM ON ITALIA SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALSA

*respectfully beats italy*

This will kill us
Gg swe

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>sweden fucks italy in wc qualifier playoffs
>sweden fucks italy in hockey wc
>pewdiepie fucks marzia on the reg
>swedes fuck italian pizza by putting kebab on it
Was Sweden the vanquisher of Italy all along?

can't vanquish someone who never shows up

I don't support stadpadding. Danske-Deutche is the only good game today la

You now remember Anton Lander

watching a germ game with germ commentators is insufferable.

latvia swiss could be good

>shorthanded goal
well this is just sad

Whats the difference between austria and germany? Do you have a meme accent like fennoswedes?

>jensen mad as fug

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GB will beat Canada 2-1
t. Czechoslovak my numbers

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based

>ye ye ye ye ye ye
You now remember that one skoda cup in czech republic that had based bunnies as mascots and good music selection

youtu.be/0uRkOjXehPE

atleast the denmark-gb game should be interesting judging by this game

Looking forward to the latvia game

Cant GB technically just sign a bunch of shit tier nhl canadians because they are part of ths crown?

Irregular reminder that ten years ago Germany only avoided relegation because they were the following year's host.

you liked our wolf mascot more than bear?

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youtu.be/J8u9Lkg_yok?t=122
those were absolute kino

>that spitroasting of cheerleader

leeeewd.

Austrians only have a strong Accent with a few unique Words mixed between them. The Swiss almost speak another Language

sweden - italy is already ogre and this denmark - germany game somehow just feels very uninspiring

and later gb faces canada and latvia against switzerland and only one of those games will be interestading

le sigh

RED WHITE
DYNAMITE

haha ofcourse the danes score right after i post that

lets go.

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tuborg

But both GB and Canada have hokkei associations of their own, therefore they are different subjects from IIHF point of view.

fuck you

Were you saying something?

>a 5-0-period
swemalis pls

pls

very rarely seen the italian flag in /hoc/
and yea that's what I feel coming from divegrass, very refreshing.

einfach

why are the whiteboards on public display? 4D chess?

we scored less than the swiss, I'd say we tried our best to keep the numbers down.

gg Italy you put up an honourable fight, but too much to ask to keep it up for 3 periods. This isn't the game to win anyway.

Are you one of those who stand im front of the tv when the national anthem play?

hmm

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gg

CAM ON DANES
SCAR SOM FEKHN GOLS

I hardly post in hoc now (I'm a >mild fan and they are ded), used to post more in the past
I just come out for the skoda cup or div 1a

>mild fan
my condolences, it would be nice to see more flags in /hoc/ though, /iihf/ is much more comfy without the overwhelming NA dominance.

redpill me on latvia

SS Nazis. used to have nazi runes on jerseys.
all their names end up with -is and -ins

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Rude posters and rude people IRL

going to destroy your ass tonight, babe ;)

true bros and decent people in general, unlike the swiss.

>the minus has logged in

how can I use magic to sabotage for Norway's team?

Piss in their Gatorade

Chad Britain will beat Canada, and the mountain jews will rape latvia. Right?

I hope Latvia beats the swiss. I also hope that Canada stomps the Brits

No Chadvia will rape mountain jews

everyone will rape everyone and nobody will win

The swiss will probably beat Latvia though unfortiunately.

not if our goalie can stop 50 shots again :)))

I bet
>50€ on 2-4 win for SUI
>and 50€ for 3-4 win

at 30/1 and 50/1

Switzerland I'm counting on you for this.

Neat. I might place a bet myself. Already put 500€ on Sweden against Norway tomorrow. Do you gamble a lot? Got a bit of a "problem" myself but so far it has been fairly lucrative.

I visited my dad today, (former hockey player and a hockey coach) when we talked about the skoda cup he couldn't stop to talk about kakko. He praised him more than me in my 28 years of life.

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assuming we can score more than once
you wild man

oddschecker.com/ice-hockey/canada-at-great-britain/winner

all the lads putting a cheeky 100:1 bet on gb

Oooo

gonna have a quicksneaky fap before the bong & leaf game
rape arouses me and i dont want to be distracted while watching hockey

Yikes, Norway fighting for survival. Risky I like it. What odds?

>on Sweden against Norway tomorrow
seems like an easy victory to me, what were the odds on that?

Gambling is a sign of low IQ.

I don't hate money enough to do such a thing

how lucrative when you bet on low odds?

I only felt that way in real life when dad praised other kids (which were beside me) in front of me.

Norway-Sweden
1. 26.00
X.13.50
2. 1.07

can confirm, I have low IQ

I usually place bets in other sports and tend to gravitate towards higher risk games

every single Swiss poster on /iihf/ gonna kill himself tonight. I am drunk and FUCKING ready for face off!!!!!!!!!!

>risking 500€ to make 35€

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The risk is minimal

>put a €10 on the underdog on the off chance that they win
>doesn't matter if they lose
>pull €200 if they win
don't understand some people

you're a fucking brainlet

dont worry gb, you are up in the top for the first time for a long while so we'll understand that you'll get absolutely anal devastated by canada, there is no shame

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lmfao,now i hope norway wins :D would be hillarious

>brainlet
I already confirmed I am and I have a gambling problem

I know the game hasn't even started yet but fuck it, please send help

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gb coach looks like this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=9G9Yk5zWTYQ

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>>put a €10 on the underdog on the off chance that they win
>>doesn't matter if they lose
>>pull €200 if they win
>don't understand some people
this is exactly how the gambling companies make money, people overestimate how often underdogs win. They actually tend to lose money on the "sure" bets.

kaka means shit in latvian

we're insufferable, aren't we?

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always, but it is also our strenght

>tfw 80% of my countrymen posters in this board sound like they are mentally disabled

all of us are not like this

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Its mental warfare

Of course and that is why WE are going to win and /iihf/ will seethe forever

I liked you better during IIHF 2018 desu

we need to improve the quality of bantz

why do i care if they make money? i don't care about those €10, and i'm definitely not willing to put €500 on the "sure" chance to win €35

kaka means shit in all languages, retard

low quality is what makes it high quality

wtf raimi
all me
eat dick
: )

CAM ON LATVIA SCAR GOALS !!!1

Sarauj Sarauj

Is Latvia a hockey nation?

we'll fuck you so hard, you'll love us even more this year

Chadvia! Chadvia! Chadvia!

yes, but just because we suck even more at all other sports

Mathematically the value of an underdog bet is lower than the value of the bet on the expected win. I mean maybe you don't want to make money from gambling that's your prerogative, I'm just explaining the reality of it.

there's not much going on here so we watch sports and shitpost

LATVIA GOOD, NIGGERS BAD

we are not that bad at niggerball

>arturs irbe
>zemgus girgensons
>sandis ozolinsh

E L I T E

LETS GO INGERLAND

k let's go bois

Es tevi milu latviju

CAM
AN

Kinda

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>playing Elvis
well we're fucked.
yes basically
used to play a fuck ton of hokkei with my friends when I was ten on frozen over potholes
no skating either but real puck with khl written on it
our only sports team of relevance is a hockey one
our national team is only relevant in hockey

>sandis ozolinsh
i got drunk with that guy once. cool guy.

FUN FACT: Latvians invented hockey

SCORE SOME FOKEN GOALS

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Sauraj ffs

CAM ON LATVIA SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

DAS RITE

For me it's Arturs Irbe

>SCOR SUM FAKING POINTS BRITAIN!

based
even more based

1-0 is the most dangerous lead.

thats 1-3 actually

Paldies la

hockii > attack on titan

Looks like Kalvitis told the low pitch commentator to shut the fuck up. I just wish he told our player to SCORE SOME FOKKEN GOALS also.

>we have someone who plays in the Canadian youth leagues
Are we, dare I say it, elite now?

Hows the gbr - can game going? Are the brits keeping their colony In check?

More olympic golds than Finland.

elite by 2020 my dude

Canada has the lead, 1-0 so far

We were the moral winners of 2006

CAM ON INGURLUND SCAR SAM FAKKIN GAOWLS

name?

Why are there no Canadians ITT?

Liam Kirk?

I think he said his name was Kirk?

Liam Kirk

>Kirk was selected 189th overall (in the 7th Round) in the 2018 NHL Entry Draft by the Arizona Coyotes. He became the first player born and trained in England to be drafted into the NHL. Kirk was selected 8th overall in the CHL Import Draft later in June and currently plays for the Peterborough Petes of the Ontario Hockey League.[4]

Absolute units in the stands

didnt we have new jerseys?

They're watching the game irl with friends and family

is this a garden?
some proper english roses here

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after getting rid of runes, latvians lost their SuperSmashing hockey power.

For me it's Cipulis

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>listening to latvian commentators

Jack hughes>Kaapo kakka

kakka cannot handle the pressure tomorrow and hughes scores 2+2

10/10 in burgerland materials

Fuck you, mountain jews, go Litvia!

Not even on TV in Ontario
this is the age we live in

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Damn, this is going to bite us.

CAM ON U BOYS IN BLOOOOO

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How do i get a latvian gf?

BRAP-lan????

>irnbru_haggis.jpg

Yea Forums is the only family I need.

dibs on the anglo cuties

Fuck me I missed kickoff somehow

COME ON GB

SCOOOOOORE SAAAMMMM FAKKINNNN GOOOOOALLLLLS SAURAUJJJ BĻEEEEEEEEEEE

i believe you should be able to watch youtube streams if there are no streams on tv

Be British lad.

>overwatch league

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Praplan

>anglo cuties
????

Gf or "gf"?

We have better control over the the puck but we cant shoot for shit. Thanks God we have Genoni because our defence keeps fucking up

2-0 is the most dangerous lead.

dont be bald or under 190cm and you can pick them up easily

FUCK EM UP

Hands off

>jugo
>jugo
>jugo
racist much!?

AAAAA, kill them all!

dumb canucks have fallen right into the trap

wtf. murderpuck?

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IIHF youtube stream is blocked in Canada

Kill them! Kill those cheese shits!

Nahuj kalnu nēģeri

YOU GO
YOU GO
YOU GO

why are the latvians chimping out so early in the game?

Fuck!

Why are latvian posters so rude? IIHF is a /comfy/ zone. They're worse than North Americans

We need to find a way to get their goalie away from the net so we can score a long range blooter. Surely we have some slags in the crowd who could distract him with tits?

only if tv did not buy rights

we need to show that we are ALPHAS HERE

Nu ko puikas, gatavojam sirdspilienus

just be yourself man
far right fags everywhere and it's beautiful

They'll regret it when you beat them.

Get some of the lads to 'ave a go at 'im during the break. Can't stop the shots with broken arms innit

camaraderie
and the one who got attacked by 3 people and the one who pulled one of the cunts by the neck are brothers

gotta let it all out before we are too drunk to type

Opa

stop mountain jewing and watch the game

>scoring in the first half
Only tryhards do this, the third half is when we'll turn up the heat.

are those russians or actual latvians fans cheering?

what's the odds on Latvia beating The swiss?

if we don't shitpost who will?

den glider in

I'm on a train in the middle of nowhere and internet is slow

Why the fuck is the game so late I have to get up at 4 lads

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FOKIN BALCERS WHAT A LAD !!!1

miegs ir priekš vārguļiem

It's comforting to know they play the same cheesy pop music between plays in the IIHF they do in our Elite League

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his little sis?

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hippidy hop

why are latvians so fucking big nazis
I am with the mountain jews here

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Shitposting =/= shit posting

Are swiss people white?

>den glider in
>den har inte glidit in

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I'm really enjoying this fast paced gameplay

Latviapilled

nah, merzlikins is very popular here for some reason.

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Hope brit bongs win.

BISTAMI BĻAA

det var vad hon(han) sa

FAKKIN AYE

BRAKE SOME FOKKEN JAWS

hen

Actual Latvians

He played for HC Lugano for several years. Overall good goalie and good lad, even tho last season he couldnt catch a single puck

so which two teams are gonna get relegated this year do you think? Is GB going to be able to meme out a victory somewhere? I like them, they have spunk (heart)

fun game, gonna see some fights as well

CAM ON

*BANG BANG*

INGERLAND

*BANG BANG*

SCORE SAM

*BANG BANG*

FACKING GOALS

*BANG BANG*

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LABI LABI LABI LABI ČAĻI
TĀ TIK TURPINAM

ugunskrusts != kāškrusts
he was doing good last year so that's why they put gudlevskis on bench.

latvians sound just like fins, that explains the autism.

FUCK Latvia

sweden and usa

fokin wasted already la. still have 10 minutes to run to buy some fresh aldaris from nearest larjok/partika.

>aldaris
buy some rope instead

Labi labi ja? Mila latvia

they just have to beat france

FACK YOU TOO

don't put any ideas into his head now

yea I have high hopes for GB, not so much for the Italians.

piss n pint break

Not really, he made several mistakes, wasnt in good shape and his team barely managed to qualify for the playoff and got eliminated in the first round after only 4 matches

I think he means last year skoda cup

Why do all Latvian girls in the UK smoke?

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cuz they're straight outta middle school and they have no self respect. same goes for guys. not that i mind they always bring drugs from uk so we can have some fun, too.

Cause only weak minded people fled Latvia at the time of crisis.

gib latvian cottage

They are Russian mix

come over and i'll give u some :^)

Swiss coach and latvian coach played against each other in a faceoff to get promoted to the IIHF and they both scored

helo new thread when ?

Fucking come on lads, let's get into these Moosefuckers

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be the change you want to see in the world

Nope they all hate Russians so can't be mix

go

>made thread before leaving for work
>just got off and there's no new one
Thank you frens, must've been a boring hoki day

Cmon boys you have the momentum wipe them out!

>pulling the goalie while down by 8-0
High IQ play, lads.