Rose doesnt win the rematch She can be as good as she want but she can't heem and will have to rely on pointfighting, which would just get her heemed going up against someone who has actual power. She was already starting to slow down, she was getting heemed no matter what
Levi Russell
Dammit I made a thread 1 minute late and people keep posting in it for fucks sake Jannies do your job and delete it
Luke Morris
Cug Rose is happy this happened. Why can't you be?
>implying usada wont render andrade 'tired and just not my night'
Levi Sanders
Reminder to everyone if you are trying to stop a single leg with a kimura grip, get your ass low to the mat/ground immediately or you might end up like Thug Rose.
Not even UFC President Dana White wanted to sit in a crowd with a bunch of smelly hues lol
Julian Torres
Real nice moving of goalposts there buddy. >B-But I'm only t-talking about Andrade!!!! No. You literally LITERALLY fucking said that you can't tell someone us roiding just by looking at them. Don't make blanket statements like that unless you're prepared to defend them. An intelligent person would have specifically said that you can't tell if Andrade or Nunes are roiding just with an eye test. But no. Not you. You decided to say the single most retarded statement you could have possibly made. >Durr of course you can't tell if anyone is roiding by looking at them! Steroids don't make ur msucles grow dood! This is the argument YOU made. Don't try to change now. You obtuse shit eating fucking weasel. I hope you suffocate on a dick.
Cameron Hall
Czeched
Grayson Myers
Is there a webm of the other time she got slammed?
>Real nice moving of goalposts there buddy. Says the guy moving from Andrade to bodybuilders lmao. Fuck off, retard.
Nolan Evans
Breathe, kid. Hit the showers, get a clue.
Tyler Ross
Was he completely dominated? Didn't watch
Xavier Lewis
He looked like a fucking bum last night
Lucas Cook
(OP) Several things
How likely is Andrade roiding?
Will JJ beat her again?
Should Cruz stop being a commentator coz he sucks at it?
Isaiah Hall
i can't believe he is just gonna let his career end on getting utterly dabbed on by brainletbrant.
Chase Price
Excited to see based Craig break Hallman's leg.
Blake Brown
based Q
Hudson Morgan
>knees you in the face as you go for a takedown >clinches >knees you >elbows on seperation as you slide unconscious onto the mat
Adam Sanchez
Volk wasnt even that good but Aldo just let him do what he wanted, threw like two punches and looked like he wanted to go home. He let himself get leg kicked into oblivion
Carson Gray
He didn't do anything. Stood around waiting to counter but kept getting lit up instead. Looked trash
Owen Murphy
I mean he clearly lost but the word domination is overused, he just didn't do anything. And Volk did a little bit.
Sebastian Kelly
I wish this was the thread but alas I was 50 seconds later and must concede defeat
If he started MMA a few years earlier, Garry Tonon could beat Khabib. But as it is, Khabib will be long gone from the sport before Tonon has enough experience and wins to meet him.
Dylan Lewis
Lmao you're the one that started generalizing and talking about everyone that does steroids. So stand by your argument buddy. Go ahead. Or do you need me to break it down more for you? I know it can be difficult to follow your own points sometimes.
Adrian Collins
I was inspired by a can on bare knuckle that looked exactly like Q but no one else agreed
Aldo was actually trying against Max though. He didn't even do anything in this fight so Volk was perfectly content to pick up an easy decision.
Gavin Rivera
He did nothing. His plan was obviously to sit back and counter Volks pressure with huge shots, but Volk figured out pretty quickly he could just chop his leg from the outside, bully him against the fence, and slip in the occasional 1-2 and never really be in any danger. It was Aldo's fault the fight was so terrible, it's a ridiculous ask to expect Volk to commit to anything serious when all Aldo was doing was just loading up a Falcon punch to shadowrealm him.
Lucas Ramirez
When you think about it Cruz is basically a cutbabby who dropped from 145 to fight people shorter than him.
Notice how cody is pretty much the same size and is actually a guy who can strike while keeping his tdd.
Are you saying Aldo is actually a low-IQ hyper-can?
Liam Young
>DUUUUDE ALDO IS MOTIVATED HE HAS THE LOOOK! 3 ROUND LE WEC LEG KICK NEO FOOTWORK ALDO IS LE BACK!! LOL ALDO ALREADY BEAT FRANKIE AND CHAD FOUR TIMES NOW A FIFTH TONIGHT!!!
-Literally you dorks 4 hours ago
Benjamin Peterson
it was actually the coaches fault in my opinion they told him he was winning
Wyatt Flores
*goes to smellator to fight bums and factory workers*
Benjamin Gomez
>that hand raise at the end >that eye roll when the decision went to volk Conor really rattled this guys fuckin brain about
Thomas Gomez
that was me (me)
Jason Harris
unathletic wh*toids keep inventing/recreating more and more niche sports because they get BTFO in anything actually popular
Julian Cook
Too late to join the Volkanovski hype train lads. I gave you all the chance midweek.
Jose Miller
Im saying he's a luxury fighter.
Liam Barnes
Yea they told him he was up 2-0 so he just chilled.
Brandon Morris
based bogan
Sebastian Murphy
I'm still on the Aldo train Not sure where it's going though
ahah nice still not sure about the new UFC belt though
Angel Ward
based little hue rugmuncher absolutely BTFOing all the incels watching this sport. the jewtube comments are an absolute goldmine of asspain
Grayson Jenkins
Been saying that since Conor did after their fight.
Nolan Peterson
not impressed by him tonight desu
Bentley Thompson
Didn't Dana say he was planning to do a boxing card this year or next?
Nathan Sullivan
Cute, but I'd consider myself a striker first since my introduction to martial arts started with boxing. I would rather try to heem somebody than shoot on them, in most situations.
Besides that, knee in the face to stop a takedown is very low %. How often do you see it in MMA compared to how often you see takedowns attempted/completed? It's low %. If you can land it, great. But don't base your fight plan around it happening. Also, if somebody has a strong chin they might just eat it and take you down anyway. Ben Askren has before.
See, you're mentally waiting for me to shoot on you meanwhile you'd be getting pieced up by these hands. You're already behind, user.
Hudson Campbell
based retard
Nathaniel Barnes
>jessica saying she was surprised at how light rose was, that she was as light as a feather lanklets absolutely fucking finished
Brandon Clark
Rose with hair wins the rematch.
William Jenkins
Can't wait until t-shitty gets flushed by Zabit
Hudson Rogers
She actually looks happy next to Ortega. Not that constant sceptical look she has at Pat's BS.
Write the fanfic.
Blake Roberts
He said "Just wait for what we have for you guys in the summer. We're talking the future of fighting" so yeah probably
Tyler Morgan
pat is off camera
Levi Nelson
I'd still pay to watch Pat Barry plow Rose on PPV
Christian Murphy
What did he do in that fight that was impressive?
William Walker
Zuffa Boxing is a drawl, b. Bumkey Garcia, Cawnor, and Tattoo Artist Joshua are munsters, b
Isaac Foster
The way he hyped it up it sounds like there's gonna be a cross promotion event or a GP or something. itll probably be something lame like a fucking app or something lmao
Dominic Lee
He's talking about the contender series dummy
Leo Lewis
Is Andrade a cutbabby? Notice that her record at bw was mediocre and she lost to some scrubs.
Only at sw, she can "lift" girls who don't weigh that much.
Luke Gray
Beat the shit out of the apparent undefeated featherweight champ who was going to melt him according to heem
What was unimpressive other than he didnt wear short enough shorts to get you excited?
Logan Walker
Pat is to her right. She is mindbroken by him. Their relationship is real life hentai shit.
Xavier Murphy
Was this from Stephens v. Choi? Unironically the first UFC event that I watched for real
Christopher White
Don't besmirch hentai, leafbro.
Jordan Russell
Dana White's THURSDAY Night Contender series featuring Tyrion from Game of Thrones
Aaron Reed
Yikes
Hudson Hernandez
she's fucking 5'1", if anything she was fighting way way above her station before
Kevin Wood
>division is so shit that everybody wants to see rematches hope joanna wins the belt back, shes a great champ who got beaten by a great fighter
>division is so shit you want to see some boring delusional cunt make it even more boring than ever
Thomas Jackson
joanna is winning the belt back and theres nothing you can do about it
Robert Williams
JESTABOOOGOO BAR YA- yes Im very happy-ET SEDO YA BOOBOOBOO-I would like to thank-ESTELLA ERR DE DOZA EL SOU-my coaches and-COULD YOU ASK HER WHAT SHE-estella no bog doo da-THINKS ABOUT-ah jaga bauh doo doo doo
fuck Brazil, even the media events mentally heem you
Jeremiah Bailey
lol who tf cares who even watches wmma? i barely watch mma as is
Elijah Torres
>any fighter with a 9-4 record >great lmao why the fuck is wmma so babied by everyone Literally every single one of them bar amanda is a BUM
Hudson Lee
This was literally the female version of Moose/Hall 1
Jason Hughes
Why did Cannonier hit Andy with the forbidden kick
Aaron Phillips
FLUSHED.COM
you know what font
Nathaniel Thompson
poones is a bum she got flushed by catshit gano
Andrew Price
getting poofed by a poofer would permaheem any sane man
Prove to me RIGHT NOW that Jessica Andrade is on PEDs
Jaxson Howard
yes
Jordan Rodriguez
>Nate vs Bepis Tough fight for Nate. Showtime will tear that leg up.
Jace Gomez
115: Andrade (Brazil) 125: Shevchenko (Peru) 135: Nunes (Brazil) South America truly dominates WMMA.
Lincoln Garcia
I wish she never got those implants
Ethan Phillips
Hope nate finally gets shadowrealmed as punishment for his being a muh money fight jew and not fighting for years
Carter Morris
this is what rose needed to do. front kick to the face as she was barreling in going for a hulk smash.
Jace White
im still sad jose aldo lost
Julian Smith
she looks better and started to let her hair down
Joshua Hughes
that cruz vs dc fight was better than the whole card
Christopher Collins
>looks better they look fucking ridiculous. I understand she had zero tits before but those zeroes were better than those comical-looking plastic masses. meanwhile in japan random pornstars have these new-age fakes that look like the real thing
WOmen never look better with implants. Asian women look especially bad because everyone knows 99% of non-obese Chinese, Korean, Japanese women are A and B cups, so big tits just scream "Low Self-Esteem!" Arianny was so much cuter before she went generic with the face job and bolt-on melons.
when the fuck is that closeted manlet gonna get taken off the desk? tired of his constant butting of heads with other commentators coupled with him being always fucking wrong.
Andrew Rogers
Are you saying the left looks better than the right? I'll take the right all day
He’s literally had *all* the meaningful offence. Big counters, powerful combos, stumbled Volk several times. He’s 2 rounds to the good, and it shouldn’t be arguable. The commentary has been hideous.
Adam Allen
Hell yes! Natty wholesome Arianny (left) over degenerate processed forgettable Arianny (right), all day.
Caleb Mitchell
lmao you brazo?
Eli James
New cans for an old can
Caleb Ward
All the better work has been from Aldo. Those kicks are landing with the foot man, they’re barely doing anything, Aldo’s Landing heavy counters and body shots that are visibly bothering Volk.
Angel Morgan
aldo did nothing but sit in the center
Matthew Johnson
Contextualise the work my man, stats without context are nothing. His work has been sharper and cleaner, Volk’s has been largely ineffectual outside of this last round.
Volk walked him down for most of the fight Aldo lost via decision in Brazil thats a win win
Matthew Hernandez
He hurt him twice in the first and once again in the second, and his strikes were clearly more impactful, volume doesn’t win in and of itself, people just think it does. Stats require contextualisation.
Austin Collins
This literally makes me feel queezy TBQH lads Last time I felt this weird post-MMA was when Cyborg's ex husband got his skull dented by MVP's knee in Bellator back in 2016.
fuck mate, you beat a brazo in brazil via decision? thats a WIN all day
Adam Bell
go away joe rogan
Ian Johnson
Okay which clearly shows you haven’t read the scoring criteria and shouldn’t be having this conversation but whatever man, continue being wilfully Ignorant.
Blake Clark
It's fucking illegal! She could Break her the neck.
Go to bed sperg lmao Nah it was pretty based seeing that "thug" wigger get flushed in such fashion. Hopefully never see her or Barry every again
Caleb Hughes
DC. Don't put your hands on his wrists
Kayden Hernandez
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
She won a round. It's not like she won 4 rounds and got slammed in the 5th.
Jason Morales
>the silva match because brazil gets btfo and kept booing that guy who broke silva's leg where are the webm's???
Ian Clark
for sure she had it in the bag until she got flushed down the toilet
Chase Gomez
i knew lowkey jared was going to win
Jeremiah Flores
this, and she was already slowing down as well. >that backwards jogging with the hands down She was gonna get clipped
Juan Miller
>I am the authority on the UFC and its rules >all judges gave the fight to Volkanovski, the commentary team agreed he lost even before the end of the fight I guess you are the go to go for the UFC regarding rules and who REALLY won right? fuck off you idiot.
Oliver Turner
Aldo’s defence is so subtle that people think he eats every shot when he’s riding/blocking/slipping 90% of them
Aaron Bell
that guy was based. instead of seeing the sights he stayed in his hotel room playing soul caliber with his coach
Jack Scott
lol go to bed sperg
Jack Reed
you're the guy who knows I guess. Why did your underlings award the fight to Volk? Will you be firing Dana in the morning?
Easton Miller
>nope can't lift >*rose gets lifted and dropped on her fucking head* What did he mean by this?
im 100% sure andrade would be gassed by round 3 she kept throwing crazy haymakers
Luis Stewart
>blocking shots with 4 ounce gloves somethings gotta give there brah, this isnt boxing
Jaxon Hill
except she slammed thug rose on her niggerloving head and sent her to the schaubrealm in the 2nd lol
Daniel Bell
Yeah she looked gassed
Isaac Foster
Before tonight I thought that even if he lost to Aldo, Volk would be a difficult matchup for Max, but watching that fight & how he fought, I think Volk would get absolutely slaughtered. I think the length would be a big big issue for Volk, as would Max’s evasive footwork.
Volks known for his cardio you cazzie What is it? Hate Aussies or youre Brazilian?
Robert Butler
To be fair, he probably thought he was going to be calling a male mma tier fight. My man isn't used to calling clown wmma like Joe is
Kevin Clark
I hope jj wins the belt back and all those redditors who think Andrade is anything but a roid monkey apologize
Jacob Cook
>Aldo’s defence is so subtle that people think he eats every shot when he’s riding/blocking/slipping 90% of them
this, even in the fight with Conor everybody knew he was just pulling guard and that nothing even touched him
Jaxon Martinez
he just thinks he knows mma and has some secret deep knowledge when he really doesn't lol
Hunter Gutierrez
It was a good fight, Rose looked very prepared, the jab was on point, she moved around the cage really well, hit Andrade with a lot of heat with in and out strikes and she drilled a kimura hold to counter Jessica clinch and slam. I think everyone was surprised by how good she looked in the first Then she got slammed into schaubness.
so u be sayin she was winnin till she lost till she lost till toilet
Angel Hernandez
andrade has like 6 losses calling rose flushed in this division is pretty funny. the belt will probably change hands another 4-5 times
Josiah Sanchez
Volk really isn’t much of a boxer beyond having a decent jab, which is only there when he’s pressuring, Max takes that away from him, and then what’s he got? Slappy kicks? Max would just smother his hips, feint him out and slam him w/ 1-2s and body shots. Easy work
Matthew White
transsexual rights happen in 2 years and tj dilishaw cuts to take the belt
Jackson Peterson
lol seething rosecuck based andrade just retired her fragile ass
Kayden Howard
The crowd is. The influence is. The corruption is. If you think foreign fighters are on an even keel in Brazil you're dumb as fuck.
Noah Lopez
>mfw when in the post fight interview she was saying how she is glad she finally paid off her house with the money tonight
there are regularly extremely egregious calls outside brazil. when was the last robbery in brazil? you're just a retard falling for a meme
Carter Cruz
>Volk really isn’t much of a boxer beyond having a decent jab And he just beat a guy who is considered to have some of the best boxing in his class. At his home. give him some credit you seething faggot, Holloway was a fucking JOKE v Poirier , a guy with less than impressive boxing still outboxed him lol Aldo is done
Austin Russell
>2 of the fighters on the main card, who are Brazilian 'goats' have been done for peds before >there's no corruption, heh
Austin Parker
>just beat If you're Australian maybe
To me, he’s a bit of a 145 Jimmie Rivera, all-terrain, not outstanding in any phase, but competent in all of them and good about knowing which to leverage against his opponent, but not very good at adapting. He’s gotten further because 45 is shallower than 35.
Reminder that because of the retarded muh title must always be main event rule we got cucked out of mcnuggets/cowboy AND tony is now fucking fighting under manletfighting and wmma What a fucking JOKE dana you RATFUCK
I’m surprised no one’s posted a webm of mvp getting flushed by Lima.
Gavin Thompson
Tons of shit cards coming up
Jayden Bell
Man, when rose came out in thunderstruck, I had goosebumps. That might be most magical thing I've witness. And the first round was just wonderful work of martial art . Unfortunately second round took wrong turn. I'll always be rooting for rose as a artist and as a person.
Jack Phillips
>Reminder that because of the retarded muh title must always be main event rule Wtf were they thinking? Do they hate money or something?
Ayden Ramirez
If he was mode disciplined in getting up, leaning backwards, or pulling guard for a while, etc, he would've been fine. This is like Rockhold's heem against Bisping. Losing due to inability to properly get up, literally day 1 lesson.
Nolan Thomas
lol fag
Josiah Cooper
ESPN was a mistake. I can't believe Dana would agree to such a shitty deal.
Jayden Gomez
I get why everyone is claiming Andrade is on the good mustard, but why does no one point out the ridiculous physique change Cejudo has undergone.
Charles Richardson
Pat is proud of you
Michael Fisher
lol, imagine being a manlet AND muscular lol. I'm 5'4'', but at least I weigh 115lbs and have no fat or muscles.
Noah Long
Probably him being a gold medalist makes thing more believable even though Olympic atheletes are probably on juice.
It's the same way we can believe DC can lift 300 pound dudes and flip them but not some girl who has no wrestling credentials while girls who have them can't do such things.
nah mate, you claimed no advantage in Brazil for a Brazilian fighter essentially. wrong You and the UK Brazo expat just cant accept 2 of Brazils 'goats' got retired via heem tonight. deal, move on 2 aussie world champs by end of year
Jace Collins
Fails the eye test. Who care though? Almost everyone is on PEDs. The only one I'd trust 100% to not be on PEDs is Ben Askren and that's because I've known him since we were kids.
You probably believe Jon Jones is drug free because he said so.
Bentley Adams
By the way I used to hate Colby Covington. But his speech about Brazil was 100% on point.
Noah Mitchell
Missed the fights this morning, lads. Any webm of Silva?
Also LOLOLOL at these people saying Rose is flushed. It's WMMA, mate. If Ronda came back next month and beats everyone to be the champ, I won't be a bit surprised. Just like Heavyweights, everyone is so low-skilled, it's a fucking musical chair. If Youngjaycheck can to make weight without compromising too much of her health, she'll be the favorite (again) against Andraj.
American judges are constantly robbing Brazilians in Brazil
Isaac Morris
My uncle works for Nintendo, he said they're gonna release a Nintendo cellphone next year.
Kayden Campbell
It's hard to judge manlets by the eye test. It's possible Cejudo was natty for the Olympics at his weight. You're not wrestling higher weights and winning gold without roids and EPO. I don't believe for a second Cormier was natty back when he was a favorite.
Innocent until proven guilty nigger. Until someone pops they're clean, simple as. Not once did I ever mention Jon either, kill yourself with strychnine
Daniel Rodriguez
Based knee spared us from 3 rounds of that fight
Colby is pretty funny desu
James Powell
>bent rear leg, fuck all rotation lul, career ended by a feeler kick
Nathaniel Bell
>natty for the olympics the olympics is literally a collection of roiders from every corner of the planet. not to mention corrupt judges who gave floyd fucking mayweather his only loss
Anthony Murphy
>If Ronda came back next month and beats everyone to be the champ, I won't be a bit surprised >Ronda only fought two good fighters in her whole career >lost two both of them
Ronda is the most overrated fighter in the history of the sport.
Colton Ross
Goddammit Rose
Ethan Parker
Goob is the undefeated wmma goat
Hudson Bell
Ronda with the right coach would arm bar to the top once again.
Nicholas Lewis
Has Andrade faced any good wrestlers so far?
Please note Claudia is not a wrestler.
Daniel Roberts
He never did this because he ducked Till like the plague
Justin Torres
>Till Who?
Julian Miller
>Rose Mamajama >Beats the scariest woman in her class twice, once by KO, once by taking her apart piece by piece. >Tries to pull a kimura off of a single leg attempt from a roid monster.
My point is WMMA is hot flaming garbage, nothing is impossible.
He should fight BJ Penn in Rizin.
Leo Gomez
Lol MVP getting heem'd has got to be the goofiest heem I've seen
Jackson White
>heems your featherweight GOAT, flushes him in the shortest title win ever and beats the guy who everyone calls the next GOAT >absolutely starches your LW champ in one of the most flawless and dominant title match performances of all time >permaheems and flushes your womens straw-weight "GOAT", completely drains her of all bloodlust and drive You say he is flushed but while you were distracted by him getting beaten by khabib he just became the GOAT in another division without stepping into the cage
Rose just isn't active enough with all these mental problems.
I rather see JJ get the title again win since she has shown she can counter the roid monkeys grappling. The earlier the better.
Jayden Evans
Yeah but what if you take ibto accou t you are a fat Larper who has never had a fight with anyone in your life, except when your sister caught you wearing her panties
Luke Russell
I love Rose and I hope she comes back. The abomination who tipped her upside down is a demon and must be purged.
Dylan Garcia
>you're mentally waiting for me to shoot Ive done muay thai for over 10 years and have a 5-3 amateur record Decidedly average but enough to destroy your larping ass ya fat fuck
Luis Sullivan
I am legitimately bummed about the Namajunas loss.
Connor Turner
>5-3 can
Isaiah Mitchell
>unironically admitting to be a bum on /heem/ Why did he do it lads
>Andrade got lucky because Rose has low fight iq The cope
Adam Thompson
incels on suicide watch over """thug""" rose's schaubrealming lmaooo so many faggots watching this "sport" OH NO MY PTSD'd MUDSHARK WAIFU GOT HURT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gabriel Rogers
wouldn't shock me if cruz told rose about setting up the kimura to stop the slam. he seemed so sure of it during the broadcast
Lucas Roberts
i figured out how to fix mma
if a fight goes to decision the loser literally has to stand in the center of the ring and get heemed unconscious by the winner
you literally cannot find a flaw with this system
Evan Ortiz
and your happy with andrade being the champ? manly ghastly voiced looking woman
Gavin Russell
cans make the stars cunts least I have a crack Also its mostly lebs and weigh ins are phoned in a lot. Fought a guy who was around 90kg in a 69.5 kg fight a few years back, sketchy as
have you heemed anyone? Whats the heem rate like in the regional scenes
Jason Young
My waifu
Xavier Anderson
heemed a late replacement leb and been (porperly, lights out) heemed once. I got done with an elbow in the clinch and knocked the leb out with a right cross. Also heemed a chick at training accidentally and broken/injured heaps of shit over the years. Im fucking shithouse but I love it bruz
It's pretty funny because he constantly contradicts himself, he's saying Alex's volume doesn't matter but claimed Max was robbed because the judges ignored his volume
Nicholas Anderson
Ortega is actually going to molest Zabit, you think those pillow fists will not be able to even scratch Ortega's iron chin, Zabit will panic under pressure go for a take down and get choked out.
Rose had the kimura, but then Andrade peeled off her hand, and when Rose reapplied it wasn't correct. So basically the fight decided by Andrade being able to move Rose's arm with her one arm. Even Khabib takes 2 arms to move an opponent's arm, he doesn't hand fight 1v1. Rose just had much less upper body strength to do this. Should've had a different plan, like doing the splits to prevent throws, rather than fighting hands.
Gabriel Peterson
It's tag team? How does it compare to quintet?
Jack Rivera
So how on Earth does someone like khabib need two hands while Andrade only needs one?
William Cruz
Looking forward to my boy diego getting CTE nam flashbacks and starting swinging
Ethan Perez
>set alarm to watch final 3 fights last night >Volkanovski wins boring decision against an Aldo who looks like he doesn't even want to be there >co-main ends in the least satisfying way possible >main event ends as the superior fighter gets spiked by a roided up mega-dyke
i've recorded the prelims and the main card - is the rest even worth watching?
Man I don’t even think he had time to react. He hit the ground already leaning forward and by the time he registered what a shitty position he was in he was already gadooshed.
Nolan Wood
he was only boo'd because you're not suppose to celebrate a win if the opponent is down with a possible serious knee injury no one can connect the dots apparently
Nathan Powell
>Jared "The Killa Gorilla" Cannonier Can we talk about how his name has "cannon" in it, and his fighting stile is firing a cannon, and he still nicknamed himself after his african ancestry? Low PR IQ.
Joseph Cox
>record scratch Yup, that’s me... I bet you’re wondering how I got here...
Just cause you killed Jessie James doesn't make you Jessie James I hope rose remembers this after waking up from the schaubrealm
Nathaniel Bennett
She already retired
Cooper King
The only way the main event could have possibly ended any better would have been the slam leaving the coalburner paralyzed from the neck down. Oh well, looking forward to her self-heeming herself permanently during an inevitable upcoming psychotic episode.
Joseph Hill
Yeah okay retard >Silva kicks out niggers leg >HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Nathan Edwards
Andrade literally almost killed Rose and the hues were going wild
Christian Diaz
I thought she was groomed by some psycho since she was 16? Alice Glass tier.
Oliver Baker
not just the hue's >things that never happened
Thomas Peterson
>*record scratch* >Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here...
Zachary Kelly
fuck lol
Joseph Baker
More like >*record scratch* >agggghhh
Michael Morgan
can't wait for this """"PPV"""" to become available on fightpass so I can hear all the juicy corner audio
Of course it didn't happen, Brazilian fighters are absolute dogshit. It was a hypothetical, you dumb spic. Why are Brazilians so dumb? Because they're t-gondii infected vermin with severe microencephalitis. The parasite, when combined with the severe reduction of brain matter, causes the huemonkey to seek out more than just cats and risky gay sex. He's fond of bullets to the brain (or head, easy to miss), beheadings (A.K.A the "Brazilian Brain Wax"), and getting absolutely heemed in front of his countrymen (if you can call what is essentially a wild troop of chimps a country).
John Walker
>It's a 'Mcgregor retweets sycophantic Proper 12 tweets and analyses 2 year fights on his feed' episode.
Getting tired of the repeats. cringe desu.
Noah Sanders
>not just the hues What? It was literally a Brazilian crowd and they were going wild when their fighter won and acting like monkeys when their fighter lost, just like every card there.
Aiden Fisher
because the people khabib tries that shit on are actually strong where as rose's arms and chest are no match for androgynous
Cooper Evans
The Woman's division is a mess. There's a new 'GOAT Woman fighter' every 4 months.
so if it were an Australian doing that in front of an Australian crowd, how do you think the crowd would react? You really think they would just go silent out of respect for Rose?
was Spann booed after he killed Lil Nog?
Mason Young
i was stupid and bet a ton on Al, imthinking of going double or nothing and betting tony.
Austin Sanchez
based
Samuel Lee
>man found hanged in his home gym >he left a digital suicide note in the form of a video recording >his last words as per the recording were MCNUGGER IM COMING FOR YOU
Jace King
Hello again my UFC fan family Have gotten the stream running again Anyone still here?
>"s-she can't pick her up like this" >remains silent after hue dyke picked special snowflake rose and slept her
Evan Long
He meant she can't pick her up while she is doing the kimura grip. But Andrade got Rose's hand off and slipped under, then lifted.
Thomas Young
bad way for a legend to go out
Charles Roberts
No you retard Australians would celebrate the Aussie winning and also respect the guy who beat an Australian fair and square instead of booing him for doing his job you mongoloid. Even the English were more respectful to Masvidal after he murdered Till. Has your tiny Brazilian mind already forgot your original point was that they booed Cannonier winning yet celebrated Rose almost dying just because it was the only hue win on the main card?
Asher King
He should fight BJ Penn, that way at least one of them gets a W to retire on.
Elijah Watson
*they booed Cannonnier winning and celebrating, even after he showed hespect to Silva
Jonathan Sanchez
this, mas got cheered after heeming till into the next realm brazzo fans are fuckin dogs
I second this. I watched almost all the One FC card in my country. Even when our fighters lost, we cheered(less enthusiastically, obv) the winner. And I can't remember the crowd booing anyone.
Connor Rogers
If Tony came out and admitted this was playing in his head 24/7 i would not in the slightest be surprised youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8
Based. The non-dumbass countries always appreciate a nice heem as long as it's fair but Brazilians have such a terrible rep for booing foreigners that win. Colby was right all along
They put all the shittiest brazillian fighters on the card in brazil to btfo the crowd lmao based dena whoit
Brody Morris
HEEM SEIZEY
Julian Myers
dont mate. I love her
Blake Howard
and brutally heem Ellenburger
Wyatt Walker
Watching her lose to a slam pissed me off
Parker Ortiz
Nice
Jesus. Those long nights really fuck with your head, huh. Damn.
I recorded this song on my tape player. From the radio station. I was broke, LMAO.
I mean, it's cool that they're super supportive of their countryman, but I don't get why they have to boo and do the "vai morrer" thing.
I'm trying to remember if there are any other fighter that seems to be mentally fragile. Brian Caraway - in TUF he was a wreck Karo Parisian Paulo Filho talking to an invisible entity while fighting Chael.
Dylan Lewis
Tony
Asher Watson
Rose was 2 seconds away from recovering and subbing Andrade, its got screwjob written all over it
Christian Hernandez
kek
Jace Ross
>The Chandler meme got flushed >The Rose meme got flushed >The Anderson meme got flushed >The Aldo meme got flushed Based
> cheering foreigners > on home soil that explains much
Cooper Hernandez
The diving meme self heem
Anthony Phillips
I always knew MVP as a turbo chinlet, you could just tell
Angel Brown
>Zabit >Flushing anyone what in the hell are you talking about he has less power than Max
David White
I think you're right but that punch hit at maybe the worst possible angle for him with a big swing
Hudson Lee
What's your point? It's not about cheering foreigners it's about not chimping out and booing them for having the audacity to win a fight. Have the monkey brains you eat replaced your actual brain?
Kevin James
There's literally no way to tuck your chin in that position. Everyone gets slept there
Jordan Adams
I wouldnt snice im not a turbo chinlet
Liam Jones
Go to bed already Mr. Bong
Caleb Miller
Rose wins the rematch
Luke Moore
Its 2pm Ameriturd
Cooper Watson
Yeah go to sleep it's your bedtime kiddo
Ryan Perry
get a dog
Jordan Martinez
joanna gets the belt back and loses to rose again lmao
Nathan Campbell
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is BJJ Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Power Your Way Out Of It Like Nigga Slam Them On Their Head
LOL please tell me the polish joanna sperg is back
Aaron Scott
>wmma
Oliver Ortiz
>mma
Aaron Barnes
>ma
Liam Murphy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hudson Harris
fuck the arts
Noah Campbell
based
Charles Hill
I think a lot of people were right about Andrade in a sense that she is just another Brazilian lesbian wmma fighter whom is impossible to promote because she doesn't speak english
Levi Myers
can I get a quick rundown on andrade's wife?
Evan Thompson
they should give michelle a title fight just for the wmma highlight reel
William Gray
>refuses to learn english >refuses to abandon her country based
Easton Jones
Andrage likes em big
Christian Thompson
Andrade is the Chadliest woman on the planet
John Diaz
she looks a lot like that fat cenobite from hellraiser
Henry Jones
Andrade is a feeder fetishist. Her wife wasn't that BIGG a while a go.
Carson Clark
And Rose is a woman who shaves her head, has severe panic attacks from a bus attack well over a year ago, and has grade schooler little motivational notes around her house to show "I can do it". I'd rather someone who seems like a threat than someone who might breakdown over nothing.
Cyborg used to be what Andrade is now, and with enough work she became the second biggest draw in WMMA after Ronda.
Noah Roberts
Mandrade literally loses the title next fight because she's shit Cap this post
David Evans
Andrade, if she has half a brain, will refuse to fight Joanna for the title next. And she could get away with it, since Joanna's last fight is a loss, so she'd need to get a win to justify it.
Ryan Gonzalez
True. But at least she tried to speak English and always had some problems which made it easy to promote. I bet Andrade's life is the most boring shit ever
Christian Ortiz
But cyborg was a big guy who actually looked like a monster and brutalized almost everyone in exciting fashion.
Andrade is a womanlet who even with roids couldn't handle it in the BW division so she moves down to the smallest weight class. Also she has a lot of decisions too.
Logan Gonzalez
She's a lesbian, thats a marketing crutch.
John Jenkins
You seem upset
Chase Ramirez
I agree. In mens gsp and jones will stay forever.
Dominic Sanchez
For money she should ask for a fight as soon as possible against Waterson. They'd give it to her over Zhang. Avoid Joanna. Not wait for Tatiana.
Isaiah Ramirez
Joanna is ranked first though. I wonder are the ufc going to let her get away with it
Then again I am actually interested to see her fight taitana. See if her so call wrestling will work on an actual wrestler.
Oliver Ross
You will, they need the money. Look at the shithole track housing she still lives in outside Denver
Austin Adams
Guys I have a feeling last night was based. Between Jessica's slammy and Jake strangling that fat neckbeard.
Angel Bell
In many ways Joanna is 1-3 in her last 4 fights.
Logan Allen
She starched several people you silly chimp.
Get a life.
Landon Morgan
Means he would have given her the same bad coaching as Pat did
Hudson Roberts
If you combined UFC & Bellator you'd have one great card
Owen Barnes
Rose was winning the whole time, and defended multiple times from the same position as that slam.
Thomas Scott
Retard you talked about bodybuilders first.
You moron.
Caleb Cox
Brutal
If you're still lurking you can never have to many crowd shots
Jaxson Walker
The various social media outlets have been quite the saltmines. Lot of incels in the mma fandom hating on /ourgirl/ Jessica simply for being superior to their """"thug""""" waifu
Logan Lopez
Stop talking out of your ass
Jeremiah Reed
The first mention of bodybuilding: Thats his post replying to me.
Adam Phillips
based webms
Jace Perez
I thought Lima was going for the leg sweep to knee combo that would’ve killed him
James Butler
Tatiana probably beats Andrade desu She's huge for 115, Andrade would have trouble slamming her similar to how she had trouble with Joanna
Luke Green
Everybody dropped from 145 because 135 didnt exist until like 2010 you dumb chimp. He started his career at 155 fighting giants.
Lincoln Taylor
Andrade is a bulldyke can. That Araujo chick probably sleeps her too.
Aaron Rodriguez
Frankie Edgar even managed to be champ fighting people three times the size of him.
Joshua Nguyen
No he is saying that non committal strikes and feints kill counter punching.
Like since the dawn of time.
Brayden Jackson
Rose got cocky after Round 1 kept trying to bang and go for the highlight reel.
Blake Evans
Fronkie was for sure a munster my guy
Xavier Robinson
Oh my God how fucking autistic are you? Do you ghostpost in the archives too?
Nathaniel Hughes
no she didn't, Andrade just bullrushed forward, it's not even like Rose got caught on the feet Andrade just finally decided to use her grappling when before she'd just been running in a straight line winging punches
Christian Wood
Is anyone here able to shoop Grug Rose?
Nathaniel Reed
Rose should have just tried to get the underhooks and forget about these meme submissions. Sad to see her lose to the disgusting sheboon manbeast, hope Andrade gets heemed brutally next.
I have no idea how Suarez makes 115, she's fucking massive. But it's still an interesting fight since she's pretty inexperienced and hasn't been past 3
Jackson Hughes
Its funny, because I made a post, was away for several hours, and when I came back he responded to me. So really for me it was as if he responded timely.
Incel for not liking sheboons? More like you're a fucking faggot, faggot.
Zachary Lopez
This >tfw she will never body slam me on my erect dicc
Jaxon Lee
Yeah she did. She increasingly stood there trading in the pocket rather than keeping her distance
>Andrade just finally decided to use her grappling Did you miss round 1 where Rose nearly tore her arm off of a shitty slam? Rose got cocky and tried going for the same shitty kimura grip transition and when that broke she tried another stupid submission sweep midair rather than hooking in and locking on to Andrade to control her posture and not get tossed
Can you imagine if Andrade was 6’2”? Prime chadette material.
Colton Harris
Andrade is a handsome boy Nunes is chad prime, just her body language is chadder than most men
Brandon Peterson
>Rose nearly tore her arm off She never did And also that was 1 attempt in a previous 8 or 9 minutes. Hardly "using her grappling". Most of the fight was her getting picked off and not changing anything, there were plenty of times Rose was near the fence and she didn't shoot, you can see the difference in when she fought JJ and Rose. Against Rose she seemed to be too in love with her hands, really seemed to want the KO
As for Rose increasingly standing there in the pocket, that was both because Andrade's pressure meant she had nowhere to go and because Andrade racked up a few leg kicks that slowed Rose down. She didn't lose because she got cocky, that's just silly talk. She lost because she got slammed on her head in a grappling exchange
