/heem/

where did her face go?

RIP shinehead o conner

i hope shes not brain dead from that slam

Non-Brazilians should stop taking fights in that shithole

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15) FOULS:

A) The following acts constitute fouls in a contest or exhibition of mixed martial arts
and may result in penalties, at the discretion of the referee, if committed:

29) Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck

It's Rose's own fault for trying to roll into a submission instead of defending against the slam

please dont mention bjj again blue belt leaf
cringiest posts on heem

Is this the worst card of 2019 so far?

My biggest issue is that rose developed herself to outskill JJ twice and even best Jess in the standup.

Yet Jess didn't develop. All she showed is you don't need skills when you can roid and brute Force your way out. Hope jj gets her belt back.

Can Joanna even make 115 with her new tits?

someone post the slam webm

Rose wins the rematch

Rose won the story of the fight

was her fucking strategy literally to pick her up and throw her until she got knocked out??? wonder if she'll keep doing it like the ronda arm bar

>her head and her foot are facing each other
Yep thats gonna be a wee bit of flushing indeed

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You did good tonight heem, I'm proud of you all

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>9-4
>Rose has lost 44% of her fights
How was this bum ever champion? How did she beat the WMMA GOAT twice?

She doesn't want the belt bro. And she doesn't want to risk getting paraplegic.

Oh hi Rose

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I actually feel bad for rose guys she was doing great and then broke rule number 1 of getting slammed.

That's why you shouldn't allow trans woman vs woman fight

looking like a fetus there

ohononononononon

AND STILL......

post-fight celebrating

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I am not that familiar with white women mentality.

Can someone explain why does Rose chose to cut her hair ? What is she trying to say ?

Sheem sleepy

Someone post the Bellator heems. The main event Champ vs Champ fight was eerily similar to TJ/Cejudo

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>"she can't be lifted. She can't lift her. She is holding onto the arm. She can't be lif-"
Wrestling autists BTFO.

Illegal Move + Shitty Stoppage

COPE .YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT

>may result
>may

I hope they ban slams tbqh, someone's gonna get paralyzed one day and the sport will come under heavy scrutiny.

I bet she got the extra hard implants to act as body armor the cheating little shit pole

No way she ever gets another title shot until she conkers Rose, it would be embarrassing for the UFC since it shows how shallow their WMMA roster is.

lmao at DCs face
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

That dyke's getting laid tonight

Do you think the main event was dramatic enough for all the hues to forget about everyone else getting BTFO

at least she still has that arm right?

>on the post fight show they're literally saying how the fight ending move isn't legal

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Rose was visibly slowing down due to leg kicks and body shots

Rose lost consciousness and half of her childhood memories

Rose should have printed a sign that said don't get slammed on your head

Reminder Pat Barry is a pedo

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Wasn’t a spike, brainlet. It was a slam, Rose put herself into that position by going for the kimura. That’s why there’s a sti[ulation about that in the new rules.

>B-but muh John McCarthy! Muh not really a rule!

It’s part of the new rules, which were written, in part, by Big John. It was legal, cazzy. Deal with it.

Fuck off, mutt. You type like a brain damaged pajeet.

Max vs Volkanovski
Aldo vs Zabit
Weidman vs Cannonier
Andrade vs Tatiana Suarez
Rose vs Ansaroff

BJ Penn, Clay Guida, Bethe Correira and Little Nog for retirement

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>Slammed so hard you turn into a fetus

Anybody gonna watch Glory 65 this Friday?

roided up womanlet i don't see her going past 1 defense

According to black guys I know they are filled with helium, so yes.

THIS RIGHT HERE...your ROSE petal has dried up and blown away...bye bye ROSE

>mentally
She'll be lucky to fully recover physically from something like that. Did y'all see her toes curl and her legs shaking. She likely suffered permanent brain damage and she was never the brightest bulb to begin with.

yes 100%

I have seen worst, this year alone, there were 3-5 cards that could be said to be the worst of UFC history

imagine if you were better at mma than everyone and successfully got every fight right this night.

You should be called a genius.

how did a baby come out of there?

Awful awful cazzie dogshit

why did the ref stop the fight?

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Yup. And a bum.

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Second time you said that user, what's your opinion about lesbian sex?

It's almost like you don't actually watch UFC. Who else is going to challenge Andrade? Waterson?

you're the bjj poster
I know your style
fuck it off you shit cunt, nobody gives a shit about your monkey rolling journey or advice
thanks in advance

every male on this planet is a pedo because adult female are just little girls with bigger bodies

the Cowboy/Al card was far fucking worse than this

Well, at least she still has her role in Stranger Things, right?

That's what makes skills impressive though. They're impressive when they can overcome the strength/power gap, but at the end of the day it's fighting and usually the stronger person wins (unless your skills are that legit in comparison to the other person). There's no room for error in a fight.

Pretty comfy night. Hues got laid out for most of the night, Anderson's knee memed on him and dolly girl finally got flushed in spectacular fashion.

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s'cool

No psychological effects because she won't remember it.

yes
not even rose saved it
you know its bad when the bj penn fight looked better than most fights in the main card

>yfw australia is gonna have 2 ufc champs making us the greatest fighting nation on the planet per capita

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He looks fat af. Cant wait for Jon to flush him again

It stretches

CANderson fucked my picks up, I thought he'd eek out a Brazil decision. But nah he's got stick legs.

>being this assblasted that your 15 year old old boy-looking waifu got neckheemed

She lost, get over it!

>his
It's legal for women ya pinhead.

yeah, why not?

someone stomp on a Rose

>the absolute of DEXfags

Every time she gets brain damaged, she falls a little more in love with Pat. I think this heem was enough to make her quit MMA and settle down with him.

did ESPN show the body slam or not

looks like the wmma meme is dead

Big fan of flukes here

But I mean, how do you even have sex without penetration? I find that rather weird. But well, to each his own I guess.

>i know more about the rules than the official rules document on the ufc's website
you can't be this delusional

Joanna deserves it, but they will give it to Waterson because ESPN loves her and they can market her as a mom.

how long before the USADA results

will this help or hinder her ptsd?

tfw i had no idea tate had nudes.

are there any more?

Rose won the story of the fight.

>dont even have a real mma 'scene' yet
>just lebs and minorities in western sydney at 10 buck a week gyms
>Australian Top Team just a front for the syrian brotherhood
lel, cant wait to see the DOMINATION we'll have once people start giving a shit

but seriously that slam was really scary.

dud put your dick back in your pants

clit stimulation, oral sex and dildos. most women masturbate to orgasm by just rubbing their labia and clit, y'know

they force people with long hair to put it into corn rows, which looks ugly and are uncomfortable, she chose to shave her head instead

Ban this angry elf from commentating anymore, sick of hearing his wee little jockey rants

Little shit

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In many ways I wish I was a woman so I could fuck Andrade.

it does appear that in the 2017 unified rules, they adopted John McCarthy's "except if going for a submission" exception. It's not like you can just let go of a submission immediately though. At the point that Rose was actually slammed she was just holding the arm to support herself hold on not actually looking to submit. If she was to let go of the arm mid air while upside down she would just fall on her head probably even harder. I think the "except for when going for submissions" was written with the armbar in mind, like when Jones spiked Vitor, as Vitor was in a position to safely let go of the arm if he wanted, whereas when you are up in the air upside down on somebody's shoulders you can't safely let go. But back then before the 2017 unified rules they obviously still allowed Jones to spike Vitor anyway.

That guy's been acting like an authority on all things MMA related because he trains for years.

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She's gotta stop getting wrasslin' tips from Funky Askren

until she got dunked on her head

I still can't believe people actually think Jess actually got this strength through training over roiding. Like she is only 5 ft and there are far superior wrestlers in the division who can't do lifts like that.

>wake up
>card over

wait, this isn't right

how many therapy dogs and stuffed animals will Rose need to recover? I expect to see her back in the cage around 2022

fergroba
#UFC237
instagram.com/p/BxWYCoAgZU7/

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Realize the slam defense you worked on didn't work and develop a new strategy for a rematch.

reminder andrade didnt heem rose or make her bleed

someone post the two DC's bickering at each other

there must be audio up somewhere

It specifically says SPIKING in the official rules. That was not spiking, that was a slam. That’s why it’s called a slam and not spiking, different words mean different things. This is the basis of written language.

How did you get to Bulgaria, Rose?

im sad for rose lads

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Andrade will upgrade her woman now that she's champ like JDS did

Can't wait until you get btfo in the cricket world cup, aussie cunts

DC should've spiked him onto the grate surrounding the octagon. Can't stand listening to this salty little fuck.

realistically what could she have done to not get slammed on her neck? release the hold and hope for the best? if anything the hold probably saved her from getting the full power of it

>clit stimulation, oral sex and dildos. most women masturbate to orgasm by just rubbing their labia and clit, y'know
WTF did he mean by all this?

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this unironically

Its and Aldo-Conor situation, and Aldo got his shit immediately.

Hope so, her gf is a dog

can you post pics of Rose with hair...for scientific purpose please

this and the mirror one are the only good ones, there's another one of her in some stringy white lingerie though

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color me surprised the hue monkey built like a strong 19 year old boy beat a legitimate woman. clearly has above average test levels which is a huge advantage in a female sport as time clearly keeps demonstrating.

Wait, when did Tate's nudes leak? Tell me there's more.

JUICY JESS

>Dude just pick her up and drop her lmao
What a joke of a sport. Yet again the better fighter loses because of dumb bullshit.

>Rose "Hurt Feefees" Namajunas clogs up one of the most competitive divisions in the UFC to strengthen her Conor lawsuit
>gets gruesomely sheemed
Justice, bros.

Mmmm, those are some hot girls.

didn't know andrade was into braphogs

They can market dat ass. If you were really hetero you'd be happy to have her brap in your face for 25 minutes.

holding on to the arm is literally what kept her body in the position to be slammed like that. DC explained it afterwards

>didnt heem
you serious?
>make her bleed
what is cerebral hemorrhage

Okay I must've missed something, how does a fairly hot looking chick who's into keeping in shape end up with a bag of mashed potatoes like that? Are there any pictures of her pre marriage?

>I don't know what spiking is

Major yikes

*sewage overflow intensifies*

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Yeah I agree she's tiny in comparison to Rose and anyone really. She showed good wrestling technique. Rose was just too much of a brainlet to adapt her game plan, while Andrade made adjustments. They're just mad Andrade exposed their "thug rose" meme.

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no one cares about cricket here bruz, just over 50's and a few incel 20 something year olds
reminder Volkanovski ended Aldos career tonight
reminder Freed slave Cannoniered Anderson into retirement tonight

Rose lost due to a technical error. She shouldn't have hung on to that kimura. If she let go, she wouldn't have landed on her head, which is also why it wasn't an illegal move.

she got slammed so hard she turned into an abstract painting

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send caramel Brazilian gf right now

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We don't even really do wrestling in this country.

>im bout to say it

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COAL BURNER GOT DELETED LUL

Why didn't Pat Berry beat up Conor? Imagine someone glassing your gf so bad she gets Vietnam flashbacks and doing nothing about it.

>tfw

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A lot more, Google is your fren

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>no one cares about cricket here bruz
b-but it's cool

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niceeeee

NO the fuck you wont...

Who is this guy and where is Dana? I literally have never seen him and they're asking him about everything.

>better fighter
>couldn't stop herself from being picked up and dunked, even after seeing Andrade do it multiple times before and twice during the fight

Oh for sure, she just needed more jabs and check hooks.

Let's discuss Douglas Lima vs MVP.

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ALIENED

what a shitty card holy fuck

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>the hole in rose's game is getting slammed by little roid monkeys

is dat cum stains on the mirror

*pukes*

>She showed good wrestling technique.
Not really, she brute forced both her slams. Not to say that's not effective, but it's hardly technique.

I wouldn't call Rose a brainlet, she didn't have to pay the first time she held on to the Kimura, with even Cruz thinking she's solved slams, but then she tried it again and got rekt

Can anyone post the webm I missed the fight

id probably yank it to these. sadly knowing that brandon shwab busted up in that makes it unappealing

THUG ROSE
>THUG ROSE

Another case of a winning the story until they lost

MVP wins the rematch

oof...I wonder if she will continue talking in hood speak. Will it get worse? Who knows..

main event was a joke, bulldyke got dominated and Rose literally heemed herself going for that sub
The Gracie era is over hue, absolutely embarrassing the show put on by Brazil tonight
shame

Shwab shot his load into Ronda, not Miesha.

>talking shit about such a beautiful couple

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Never said I'd be against her brapping in my face my fellow Brappilled BrapChad. That being said I'd be fine with Joanna or Andrade doing it to me too.

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>where is Dana?
He can't be bothered going to Brazil

Mongolia nah she looks japanese

People improve. Andrade had nothing for her on the feet and Rose had to basically give Andrade the slam for her to win. Andrade had already shown once she knew how to beat the arm lock slam defense so Rose's mistake was going for it again instead of bailing or scrambling to throw off Jessica's center of balance to prevent a proper slam.

I was hoping andrade would get a trophy lipstick lesbian gf. Wouldn't if be funny if she was dating Amber Heard or something.

Kron will redeem bjj

The funny thing is redditors will defend it by saying it's wrestling and not roiding. It's funny how she can lift these girls in the air but the other girls who are all American wrestlers can't. Definitely Natty

yeah definely look japenese

The prelims were quite.

I’m surprised that didn’t happen to MVP sooner desu

the couple that CTEs together stays together

When did mush mouth slam Meisha?

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Bryan Carraway got super salty she got spicd so he gave all the heemers a little present lol

i wish i had a gf who got heemed so i could comfort her afterwards

for some reason i assumed he had bolfth. time to start crankin

look kinda like white trash tier

>Leave Andrade to me.

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THE BOOGEYWOMAN IS COMING FOR YOU!!!

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>they force people with long hair to put it into corn rows
who forced her ?

>beat Larkin who was ranked 8th before he left the UFC
>Beat Rory but the belt was gifted to Rory
>beat Daley easily
>beat Koreshkov
>beat MVP easily
Lima should go to the UFC after he wins the tournament

>b-b-but she won round 1! Andrade has no skills!

Yet she's champion right now while the meek little cunt is probably sobbing into Pat's shoulder. At least now we don't have to sit around waiting another 13 months for a title defense.

This. She could pull it off too if she was taller.

Watch kickboxing guys, it's more fun. Rizin 15 was genuinely more fun to watch than this Ufc card, even though it had more mma matches than kickboxing ones.

>wanting a flushed gf
Absolute state

>tummy
cute

Imagine being this much of a faggot

The meme mask paid off

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based ben

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looks exactly like Christy Mack after she got beat up by war machine.

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That is one absurd picture
youtube.com/watch?v=9LZWtje6itA

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*lifts 300 pound men and slams them for a decade*

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hopefully they do an immediate rematch. rose has draw potential. fat, depressive, mentally ill wine aunt feminists are an untapped market and they have someone to cheer for in rose. she's got draw potential, brothers

prove me wrong...

I got your back, friendo.

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so anderson silva......

a princess. Caught a bad case of wiggerism though.

Objective commentator rankings

Golden Tier:
Chael
DC

Great Tier:
Jon Anik
Ariel Helwani

Good Tier:
Paul Felder
Dan Hardy
Michael Bisping

OOOOOHHHHH HE'S HURT!!!! Tier:
Joe Rogan

Why Are You Here Tier:
Rashad Evans
Stephen A Smith
Karyn

Just Shut the Fuck Up Tier:
Dom Cruz

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>kickboxing is more fun
Why would I watch a combat sport that limits the competitors when MMA exists?
I don't understand crossover kickboxing fans. Isn't it kind of like watching a kid's movie after watching some cinematic masterpiece?

Kickboxing is trash. Bellator is better than all. only their kickboxing is interesting

AHAAHAHAHAH FUCK

she's brazilian they all took steroids. she probably just loads up on it while in brazil away from the testers.

post a webm already you sperg fucks.

someone post cute rose when she had long hair

She paid the toll

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>rose in another rematch

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Underrated quip.

But rose is like a sex slave you keep in your basement, not a stronk independint wymyn.

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Tribadism is penetration, have you ever stretch your clit like other women do.

burn it with fire...shes white trash

atleast 238 is good

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>Nope she can't lift her there

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Rose is 5'5 and 115 lads. Andrade doesn't have to be on steroids to lift her kek. She probably juiced in the past, but so have 80% (at least) of the other fighters.

He could have injured himself

>the whole promo was of him saying he's really a kiwi and izzy saying there stealing him back
Yeah ok bro Tai is your last hope

DC is unironically my favorite current commentator.

What race is this?

McKenzie Dern heems Andrade

Look at how brazilian "women" are shaped in the UFC vs the other non-brazilian girls. Roids show up more obviously in females. All brazilians are cheating while only some of the others are.

>GOAT tier
Gus Johnson
Frank Shamrock
Mauro Renallo

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what happened to twitchy?

I'm absolutely loving all this Twitter salt.

Cazzies and soys are utterly BOILING

Helwani is up for debate but essentially this

thicc

>he thinks the striking in mma is good
Lmao
the literal opener kb fight for the last Rizin card completely mogs mma strike fights

Cruz has alwas been a shit point fighter with no power too, glad he got exposed by Cody

Same. He's based af on the mic.

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This is why BJJ is a meme for actual self defense, and head kicks.

>Are there any pictures of her pre marriage?

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What wasn't fun about seeing rose get slammed by a bull dyke while the elf announcer said it was impossible for her to slam?

just banned there for saying she's obviously on steroids.

These nonlifting faggots have no idea. Some people are so stupid that they'd have to see the pin go into the ass, and even then they'd question whether the yellow substance in the syringe was actually testosterone.

Reddit, even through anonymity, still tries to get pussy by defending girls.

Weidman assmogs every male UFC fighter
Even Tyron can't compete

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

still a dog

so the womens division is shaping up into full on high t dykes. when are we gonna get tranny fights

What part of Nunes body looks roided to you/

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He was here to ight but he's too much of a lazy nigger to stream for us.

Kickboxers don't even try hard and rizin is for weebs

>goldie not even ranked
OFF
TO
REDDIT

imagine the smell

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Guys what did exactly happened to Silva? It looked like a light kick

>being conditioned to think of farts every time you see an ass
you fuckers have mental issues. one step above scat fetishists. neck yourself

One of the greatest ironies in MMA history that le fight IQ genius Cruz got outsmarted by Cody Garbrandt.

What spic fucked her?

What was up with Aldo?
He could've retired with a big money fight or a title shot and he doesn't even try.

now post facing cyborg

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>Better fighter
But she got slammed on her head, how are you the better fighter if you let that happen? Plus Fedor has been slammed on his head before and recovered to win, but of course he's not a little girl.

Roided as fuck, look at all those muscles, all those veins

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Flashbacks to second Weidman fight

Good rankings but a few glaring omissions desu.

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>Even Tyron

I seriously doubt that.

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Oh my!

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fucking hell post op??

those traps

>they force people with long hair
ever heard of clay fucking guida?

Hes unironically my favorite UFC personality

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>womanlets
when will they learn

Why is heem so fucking stupid? Everybody said Fwonkie in the rematch, MoiCANO, and lil whothan would flush him, then he eeks those bums and heem says he flushes Max and Volkanovski before inevitable flushing

Dumb retards

NEHOHOIHOHIOHIOHI CHING CHONG LING LONG PING PONG!????? HOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIH

Seriously? Shoulders, traps lats. Roid muscles. She's shaped like a guy you retard.

Are Rio cards cursed?

Is it weird that I'm attracted to Nunes and Andrade? Straight and white, btw.

Shouldn't put much faith in Silva anymore. He's barely won a fight in seven years (Brunson decision was shot).

ANOTHER DAY OF DEAD MEME FIGHTERS
THIAGO MEME DEAD
JOSE ALDO MEME DEAD
ANDERSON SILVA MEME DEAD
STRAWWEIGHT WOMEN DIVISION MEME DEAD

it wasnt a light kick in the slightest, and he was getting repeatedly hit there. He got staggered early on in the fight with the same kick

it wasnt the same leg. both of his legs are heemed now

When did Asian women start getting this THICC?

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CHINK'D

>dick doesnt hang to his knees

Baby dick confirmed

MMA also has its moments, but I feel mma matches in a standard ring are better than in the octagon.
Also this ufc fight card was very boring except for the headslam in the wmma match. Only the championship matches are any fun to watch otherwise.

Is this from Time Squad?

Actually a fight IQ/skill feint. Ben truly is THAT good.

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claudias the perfect mix of andrades body but a cute face

all those predictions were me

The UFC needs a trap division

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High test has also been optimal for fighting.

It's Derick Lewis but in real life

i dont think she roids or jessica does. i just think they have monkey tier genetics that give them higher testosterone. much like sarena williams built like a baron of hell from Doom dabbing on poor little white girls and asians.

ah yes, the art of theatricality and deception

this is the weigh in too. she's cutting hard

add Mauro to God Tier and Bus Rutten to Great and I won't call you a dirty casual

Why not just heem her yourself then apologize and comfort her afterwards?

Her enormous traps, jaw, and forehead alongside the deep man voice though I noticed the latter is a Brazilian woman thingd. No need to play stupid everybody rouds

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kek would cum in his gay ass as a prank

For any of you fags arguing it was legal or whatever you retards

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isn't that men's flyweight?

:'(((((

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Ben is like a new Artem Lobov, but with a chance to win.

MVP and Chandler memes died too.

Truly a JUSTening for MMA memes today

How will Pat punish her?

Do you think he'll fight Jones again? I doubt he'll go back to LHW so it's only might happen if Jones is willing to move up for a fight.

I hope Rose is going to be ohahahbbHHhhhhhHH I’m kidding I hope she’s dead lul

i dont find amanda attractive but i desparately want to breed her for some reason. its like my animal brain recognises the heemer genes and urge me to create more heemers

It's because she's Americanized and probably enjoys fast food

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>i dont think
That much is clear

>Reminder that the right girl won tonight

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Pacific Islanders are quite literally the most obese demographic in the world.

With Rose out the stawweights are actually interesting again. Also you forget this one.

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From the rules: It should be noted when a fighter is placed into a submission hold by their opponent, if that fighter is capable of elevating their opponent they may bring that opponent down in any fashion they desire because they are not in control of their opponent’s body. The fighter who is attempting the submission can either adjust their position, or let go of their hold beforebeing slammed to the canvas
Barry shut up

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Technically Rose heemed herself, therefore is still the champion

I've seeen girls with broad shoulders before, Nunes doesnt look roided, she is just built different

There is literally 0 evidence of her roiding in her body

Andrade is 100% on the ear, but Nunes isn't
hell, she is fucking fat most of the time, her body is very DC Like

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Bas Rutten and Don Frye getting wasted while commentating Shark Fights, good times.

Hold up. Is nunes lesbo or Andrade? Both?

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a lot of spam fried egg and rice

why would he? they're probably at an even level of concussions now, he probably feels relieved

Holy fucking rekt

>Hes a munnnnnster my guy
>Like wow dude, un-be-lievable
>Thats straight up cardio, b

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GENGHIS!!!!!!!!

shut up nigger, offer a proper refutation or kill yourself.

Based Goddard explaining the rule in a professional manner

Imagine blaming Rose fucking up on Andrade being on steroids kek.

>With Rose out the stawweights are actually interesting again.
joanna is literally getting the belt again

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yes

SHES A BROWN GIRL AND SHES JACKED.
DEAL WITH IT

>hitting a guy while he is trying to stand up
dirty

>There is literally 0 evidence of her roiding in her body
HAHAHAHA

Nunes and Andrade are dykes, yes!

Rose unironically was winning until she lost

no one's saying it wasn't legal retard they're saying she shouldn't even be able to do that if she wasn't on the gear.

Is that MVP getting Gadooshed?

cope

Erryone just getting /fit/ and training for bragging rights.
Dont think many city lads here actually want to go pro.

Does Helwani commentate fights? I thought he was just a journalist.

>k-kill yourself!!!
Cringe. You may be a scrawny bitch but those mandykes being more jacked than you isnt just because youre a little tiny dweeb

RETARD

stop looking for non roided pics cunt
you're all cheats
>zero evidence
haha, and how the fuck would one go about getting that? Ask the brazo doping authority nicely? lmao

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Why does it feel like they shooped off his bepis?

He'll lock her in the basement for a week. She's relieved she lost the belt for now, but when she gets home she'll be back to being sad Rose.

At least Joanna will fight more than once a year.

It's all divisions except heavyweight desu

In many ways yes

if that punch made a sound it would be ting

Post yfw the champ returns.

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he's irish, i don't think they had to

I don't think you understand what steroids do but it's very hard to have that chubby aspect while roiding, you would need to eat a fuckton of carbs and not do any exercise (which obviously is not the case of Amanda)

look at her fucking abs (or lack off)

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Cody just fakes being a brainlet to rope-a-dope his competitors, there are levels to this

shes estonian or some shit . strong monglo features

>salty rosecucks coming after CHADmanda because their girl has abysmal fight IQ

She was, but she still lost because she was a brainlet who couldn't adapt and let go of the kimura.

early stoppage imo

Ngl I really want to masturbate to the memory of seeing Rose's toes curled up and twitching violently after she got sheemed but unfortunately I'm just too sleepy.

Dung Rose got flushed by a manlet lmao

nice comback with 0 substance you fuckin dumb nigger. i bet youre a shitskin which is why youre so butt bothered by me saying monkey genetics, lol. anyway, enjoy killing yourself or lurking this thread all night waiting for a response from me. hahaha. peace kid

Hes usually the post-fight guy with Chael lately

Never. Is he pre-Conor era? That's when I took notice.

Hardy > Felder, Bisping.

>Pico
Double flushed

>Fedor
Double flushed

>MVP
Flushed

>Askren
Stolen by the UFC

What's the next step in smellator's master plan?

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>lhw trap division is just shogun and jon jones in drag

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BJORK'D

They JUST the shit out of our worldwide obesity rankings. I've seen countless poly ambulocetus' aunties who will die in a power cut cause their dialysis machine will go out.

>BRs only hopes for belts lie in their post op roid trannies in female divisions

Where did it all go wrong?

B-but it was the steroids that did it! Le Thug Rose is too much of a Thug to lose!

Maybe the only reason Rose didn't let go of the Kimura is because she heard Cruz insist she was unslammable and unheemable when she held on to it

So in many, many ways, Rose didn't lose tonight, but Cruz did.

Only for some

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>it's very hard to have that chubby aspect while roiding
I cant even imagine being as fucking stupid as you, bro. How do you even do it?

>you would need to eat a fuckton of carbs
What does that even have to do with body fat other than their caloric count?

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Jack Swagger flushes Bader and takes the Bellator belt back to WWE.

>I also don't know what spiking means.

>Rory
Opened up a reddit account and lost his killer instinct, mentally flushed himself
>Bendo
exposed
literally who do they have left

HEEEEEEEM

I thought all the nigger sperm rose ingested would’ve given her super powers but I guess he toxoplasmosis in andres blood was a little stronger tonight

>but it's very hard to have that chubby aspect while roiding
Keep pulling shit out of your ass pablito

Can confirm, I had a Hawaiian roommate in uni and this is literally all he ate

She lost it and tried to re-acquire it too late.

why the fuck did rose go to brazil to defend HER belt? her team should be fired

andrade is derrick lewis if he won the belt

>a bloo bloo i have little baby bird brains!!
Yeah go treat your brain cell deficiency, nigger. Shoo shoo!

It's entirely possible. Maybe Cruz told Pat before the fight who then relayed the information to Rose. Look into it.

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Definitely anal

>getting heemed so hard u become icelandic

Have you ever seen strongmen or hw powerlifters? Chubby and many of them juiced to the gills.

In many ways Pat Barry’s father lost the fight tonight

this dude has hormonal problems and is not a normal person

Rose was winning until she lost

Throwing a dolly at her

>brainlets and redditors still can't wrap their tiny brains around the fact that spiking has a specific meaning

yes and they are not chubby
even if they are fat, you can clearly see their muscles

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hot. I want my gf to punish me, how do I convince her?

Never go full retard

BRs shouldn't be allowed to post

Rose just announced her retirement on the post fight show.

Ben just got up and choked Robbie unconscious after getting spiked on his head, this is why he is the GOAT

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Seems like semantics to me, it's still very dangerous.

>its just a hormonal problem

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get a load of this weeb fag

>CRUZ: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET SLAMMED WHEN SHE'S LOCKING HER ARM LIKE THAT
>DC: OMG SHE GOT SLAMMED
I burst out laughing when this happened not gonna lie

Are you a dyke?

The only way Swagger beats Bader is if Bader forgot his wrestling background overnight.

@thugrose Jessica was the better man tonight. I’ll be back stronger next time.

Anybody else watching the post fight show? Rose is done for sure

Why are you so retarded?

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How do I get an Andrade/Amanda gf? Why are chad monkey women always dykes bros? Its not fair. I dont want to transition, i want to get raped by a chimp woman

im more upset andrade didnt mike tyson her
she looked terrible

no.

It also helps that Robbie isn't a roided up scumbag like Mandrade

>better man

is this a steroid accusation?

>it's still very dangerous
So is a lot of stuff in MMA.
But the rules are clear, spiking someone on their head is illegal, slamming someone on their head is within the rules.

Are you into pegging?

Tim Sylvia and Josh Barnett would disagree

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In many ways, this is the moment Rose lost the fight.

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Page was getting up
Ref is an idiot

fuck Aldo

>robbie isnt roided

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>ufc kino
>tomorrow game of thrones kino
feels good bros

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D A M A G E D

HEEM
HEEM
HEEEEEEEEM

that's not illegal

IDIOT! Hahaha I fuckin got u! You mother fuck bitch, FUCK YOU!

>Cannonier trying to act relaxed and cavalier after running out of the octagon crying like a bitch
Lmao.

plenty of great fighters have got spiked on their heads. i like how hue monkies are acting like rose is a brainlet because she couldn't defend getting slammed by a "woman" with the build of a very strong teenage boy.

Submission Underground tomorrow breh. Craig Jones, tag team jiu jitsu, Matt Mitrione stepping in to replace Frank Mir

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NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS

>i just want to do something else in my life right now
I fucking told she doesn't want this anymore.

Why are people who don't know what steroids do posting?
Steroids are an anti-inflammatory drug. They don't create extra muscle fibers, they don't thicken your existing muscle fiber, they don't swell your muscle, they don't burn fat, etc etc.
Steroids make your soreness go away faster, so you can train more, so you get better and fitter.

Thats what steroids do - they enable more training. You can EASILY be fat while on steroids. And if you take steroids without training, you can even be skinny-fat DYEL on steroids.

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>new fag hasnt seen bob sapp bs noguiera, or fedor vs randleman

Blow your head off with a gun

i like him but the "goofy uncle just here to have a good time laughing during every exchange oh-ho-ho these two are going at it!!!!" schtick does wear thin every now and then

>rose saying she Isnt interested in fightig anymore
Ahahahahha MONKEYED

Lads I've got a feeling Andrade will beat Rose

amanda nunes vs holly holms is the last good wmma fight

Its like heem got invaded by 7 year old newniggers. How do you watch this sport and or be older than 14 and think “natty” is a thing?

Yeah, curious how it's kinda truth that thing of that techniques that are tried twice often dont worl, just like in my animes

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>Cro Cop
Stroked into retirment
>Nelson
Assraped by Cro Cop before he stroked out

You dont know the difference between an analyst and a commentator.

She's so cute and smol.

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extremely rude trick

Does DC do this to Jones in the trilogy?

post slip

Another aldana victory

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Gadoosh’d
Flush’d
Ether’d

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sounds fun.

actually a lot of retards are trying to say it was illegal

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>rose saying "i forgot what i was saying"
oh no no no no no blessed express pulling in already

Sit down, lad. Fix yourself a vegemite sandwich and listen for a second. It'll be quick, and this tip might save you from getting heemed.

If you go for this kimura, it's all about your ass. You have to drop your ass immediately. Rose and Askren both had a high ass, and they got beat up because of it.

You drop your ass, you break your opponent's posture. He can't slam you. You drag him down into the kimura trap. With your ass.

Rose is a brainlet and went for this counter when she didn't have room to sit back on her ass. She did it more than once because she is very dumb and hasn't studied under kimura masters like John Danaher and Vagner Rocha like I have.

Pic related is a proper low ass. Nobody is slamming this lad. Normally tips like these cost money, but I'm posting here for free because I'm nice.

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DYKED

Joanna in a good mood, the new belt holder is someone she already beat. Feeling humble and nice all the sudden.

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She's such a faberjay egg

Who here #TeamWarMachine ?

was honestly the most exciting moment of the whole main card

>Cowboys striking is so sharp lately
>He's not going to go for a takedown so little chance of a D'arce by Tony
>Tony has been taking major damage, nearly getting KO'd and bleeding heavily

I'm calling a mid rounds TKO via doctor stoppage by Cowboy against a highly emotional Tony

I'm also predicting a fight against Khabib later this year post Khabib's win vs Poirier in which Donald pulls off some very flukey BJJ and wins the title before immediately losing it within a month

Cant believe I just said that, but this seems like the most logical outcome

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Absolutely fucking based Jessica slamming the coalburning wigger into retirement.

Liking a girls ass doesn't make you a weeb, faggot

What happens when someone dies in the octagon? Don't know if there's any coming back from that.

When you get slammed so hard you turn Asian

Very classy.

For some reason Rose is coming off as a Tonya Harding tier white trash athlete.

pat pushing her to fight because she's the bread winner

>They don't create extra muscle fibers, they don't thicken your existing muscle fiber
>Thats what steroids do - they enable more training
And more training allows for...

did they?

They have the same CTE hungry manager. Max might fight again in July and Rose should be helicoptered to a first world hospital. Her neck and brain were blenderized

Can't tell if you guys are serious. MVP was out cold.

Why fight when you can enjoy the best years of your marriage?

wow i haven't seen something so beautiful in a long time i'm literally crying tears of joy rn

lol
shes gonna get the belt so easily

Still can't believe he got life in prison for that shit
There should be a MMA league for prisoners

Um, she definitely needs to go to the hospital. What are these idiots thinking?

Is the high crotch the GOAT takedown?

my brain says cerrone decision

my heart says ferguson stops taking his seroquel, comes out super saiyan and wins by tko

>Seems like semantics
that's how language works you fucking idiot. there is no bigger brainlet flag than "durr that's just semantics"

cringe didnt reas

If it enables more reading comprehension, put a few shots in your ass and re-read that conversation.
People saying they can tell if someone is on steroids are retarded, because taking steroids has no visual outcome. Steroids reduce swelling and inflammation.

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brazo journos are fucking shit
'hurr now youve lost are you going to retire?'
fuck me

Cerrone is one of those rare fighters that alternates between circling the sub 10 ranking drain and ascending rapidly for a title shot.

Would it have been illegal if she hadn't been holding on to a submission?

Coming back from what? Death? Yeah there is no coming back from that bud.

Lol just spread your base lmao

There was a fight like two cards ago where a guy hit the kimura roll three or four times, but kept on rolling almost to top position or at least into an advantage scramble. Fun to watch. Ass-momentum.

If she ate the Rose she would have showed a killer instinct and I would have bet the house on her, but instead she played right into Andrade's hand.

hospital in brazil? hard pass

yes

ufc gets banned in different states

Don't fall into australian memes, be your own man. They don't know shit about MMA, excluding islanders. They don't know shit about wrestling. They don't know shit about jiu jitsu.

What I'm saying is the truth.

Final thoughts on tonight's UFC card?

Dead

i dont care i didnt read any of your friend simulating drama

But there's no way Thug Rose could have lost to a non-juicer, ((ESPN)) and ((wme)) told me she was the best.

depends on the steroid, the person, and what they are doing. there are some credible studies that showed more increase in muscle mass in non-lifting steroid users than non-roiding lifters.

>get slammed on your head/neck
>go out
>don't go to the hospital

uhhhhhhhhhhh someone has to explain this one to me.

Robert Knuckles is a very good wrestler

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Nothing. Plenty of boxers have been shadow realmed and nothing happened

Exactly as disappointing as I expected

tl;dr
doubled up cringe

top 3 fights, 8/10, start of ppv 6/10, prelims 7.5/10

B-

Bellator Brazil/10

/heem/ calls for the rematch and insists it will play out differently

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No you gotta go for the kimura every time. Your opponent will be unable to slam you and unable to ever adapt to it.

Rose, Anderson, Aldo, BJ

Who's retiring after tonight?

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brazillians cant submit
brazilians stays in the center doing nothing
bj penn did a performance than everyone in the main card
dana should stop making silva fight before he dies on live tv
meme win to show how shit the women division is

based tips bro

She just pretended to go out because she didn't want to win

That also explains why she did an Octagon interview when usually they don't interview KO'd fighters

Give them a tribute during the next event and fine them.

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Main event: 10/10
Rest of the card: 2/10

ahah nice

>jessica andrade is 5 foot 1
jesus christ

imagine actually going for a kimura from the clinch when you have already been put on your ass by the gorilla opponent you know is far stronger than you
unless you are a sakuraba stocky ape man or good at fighting like jon jones leave that shit alone

>Brazil BTFO
>Dolly girl BTFO

Bretty gud, 8/10 card overall

>KO'd via slam

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yeah ufc shouldnt go to brazil

IMAGINE

Do you not realize that there's a between being unable to tell if someone is on steroids because they're not abnormal and being unable to tell if someone is on steroids because they are abnormal. Yes obviously you can take steroids and not look exceptional. This is common knowledge , nobody is refuting this, and it's irrelevant to the conversation. Now basically what you're saying is that I can't know for sure that Phil Heath is on steroids just by looking at him? Is that really the argument you're trying to make? Maybe I'm misrepresenting your point but that's what it sounds like to me. And we're not necessarily even just talking about visuals with Andrade. She's also suspiciously strong for a 115er.

>Steroids reduce swelling and inflammation.
Ok why do you keep repeating this? I feel like you just learned this and are trying to prove how smart you are to everyone. How is this significant to your post?

any1 got warley ko webm?

yeah, could have been stopped really. alot of unprotected shots there

no she did, but it was caused by neck torsion not brain sloshing.

for her flake as attitude she fought very well. still had her losing late if she didn't finish andrade early

Rose retires and breaks up with Pat again, then gets back together with him and unretires in a year
Andy vs Elias is almost finalised
Aldo vs Emmett
BJ goes up to 170 to fight Maia

it's why she's so jacked and can sling these other girls around like ragdolls. only works for women though because they usually cant KO you even if they can strike from a foot outside your range

hes a retard that has no clue what hes talking about probably doesnt own a gun either

>you made it to the special league
Brain damage confirmed

>COME ON AND SLAM
>AND WELCOME TO THE CLAM
based lesbros

Prior to this engagement Rose was considered amongst the very best in the flyweight division. The reality is when you take someone who is technically sound and put them up against a blatant juicer the outcome is obviously going to be one sided, and this hard dose of reality is amplified when we take women into account.

yeah yeah Rose lost but have you guys considered that if she won then Andrade would have lost?

Think about that

>Everyone at AKA has been flushed and Khabib is still banned
Feels bad man

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A lot of projecting here, and a basic inability to tell human growth hormone and steroids apart.
Had no idea who this Phil Heath person is, googled him, and he has the gut of a growth hormone abuser. That you can in fact tell by looking. And yes, he is almost definitely also on steroids to get that definition.
Now look at Amanda Nunes. You can tell? Really? You can really tell she is on steroids? Fuck off.

I find it odd seeing Andrade as champ desu
She's spicy but her technique just doesn't seem to be very refined, she's like a bulldozer

she has unusually really good proportions for her height also. rin nakai was 5'1 and was embarrassing to watch. Jessica isnt built like a womanlet

new

based andrade btfoing all these faggots ahahahahahaha MUH ROIDS MUH SPIKE get fucked losers

She's basically a roid monkey who brute forced her way in. Luckily she wasn't fighting JJ. Really the worst kind of champion

new thread

because she fucking with PEDs

...

>Now basically what you're saying is that I can't know for sure that Phil Heath is on steroids just by looking at him?

BRO I CAN TELL NUNES IS ON THE JUICE
LOOK AT HER
I CAN TELL
ITS OBVIOUS
LOOK AT PHIL HEATH BRO
NUNES IS ON STEROIDS

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I fucking hate this general

jessica is less muscular than rin. she's just a good fighter, deal with it

Would you really want to see a Brazilian doctor?

lol you right

6 years jiu jitsu, 2 years muay thai, and 10 years boxing training, but what do I know. I don't own a gun because I live in a nice neighborhood and I'm a big ugly guy so nobody bothers me.

I've done this kimura reversal a lot. And I noticed a danger from a potential slam a long time ago, and I've put a lot of thought and time into learning not to put myself in positions that will get me hurt. I still like and use the move, but it's situational for sure.

You don't know who you're talking to on Yea Forums. But nobody is making any technical arguments against anything I'm saying. If they did I would consider their point of view instead of calling them a retard, even if I didn't agree, because my goal is only to learn and improve.

stay based fellow leaf.
thanks for sharing this info.

add Rose to that retirement list.

"Nope. Can't lift there."
- Cruz

where's the hole?
i don't understand how girl's pussies operate