UFC 237 on ESPN+ PPV LIVE Gamethread #8

>DC commentary

Wtf is he talking about

THUG ROSE GOING MUHAMMAD ALI

>wmma match
someone (you) me when the next fight is on

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i hope the 8 year old boy beats the hue monkey

I doubted rose

still hope andrade wins tho

rose tagging the hue up like crazy

There should be height divisions, not weight divisions.This ain't fair.

JUST BLEED

>Rose Namolested

Jesus Christ stop being obsessed with my country for a second you losers

ded

Rose is leaving belt-less with a bum leg

HEEM THROWY

@92708087
This is the last fight.

counter to a jab heavy fighter? Leg kicks

HOLY SHIT

ROSE NO

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lol goddammit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SLAMMING

>posts that didn't age well

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...

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

HAHAHAHAHA thats probably the best wmma finish ever
but she's not very good

Anyone have a webm of the slam?

THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL
THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL
THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL

>dropped her in her neck
IT
ALWAYS
WORKS

LOL

lmao roidmionkey hue wins by ridiculous roid body slam

JUST

SHEEM SLEEPY

R I P

PUG ROSE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

brb crying

WOW LOL NEW WORLD ORDER ILLUMINATI PAYED THEM FOR THAT HAHAHA

Is she dead?

What a fluke and a joke. Roided BR monster.

Great fight

oh fucking hell. not good lads pray for rose.

WE DID IT BROS WHAT PART OF BRAZIL ARE YOU FROM LADINHIOS

BASED TIHUANA HEREEE

HEEEEEMMMMM SLAMMMY

WE WWE NOW

SHEEN THROWY

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Heem slammy

Wow

HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM

BROKEN NECK NEVER WALKING AGAIN

Only wmma fighter worth watching

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SHE'S DEAD

damn...

FUCK ROSE
FUCK PAT BARRY
FUCK USA
FUCK AMERICANS

Rose literally won the story ofthe fight though

PARALYZED

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HEEM SLAMMY

IT ENDS WITH A FUCKING ILLEGAL MOVE LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

She's up lads thank God fuck

ROSE PARALYSED NOW

hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHHAHAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHAHAA

ILLEGAL

Do you think Andrade's wife will reward her by putting on the paper bag tonight?

REDEMPTION

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Fuck this lesbian cunt

SHEEM PARALYZED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HUE HUEH HUE

F

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TEST HER FOR PICOGRAMS OMG!

fuck dominic cruz

"she cannot lift she cannot lift she cannot lift"

Well there you have it

F

Early stoppage.

I thought spiking on the head was illegal?

sheem slammy

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Ahhaha get fucked wigger/coal burner

BASED DC WRESTLING BREAKDOWN

WHITE WOMEN BTFO

kek

Low IQ from Rose. Shouldn't have let her get in range.

Piece of shit roid dyke

2019 headliners: Champions lose lol

RIP JJ and DC

BASED AS FUCK

FUCK THIS COALBURNING RETARD

BASED JESSICA BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Holy fuck

It's not illegal

HUES STATUS: REDEMEED
GET FUKD
SHES DEAD

Pretty nasty neck thing there.

God DC and Dom are fucking horrid

straight to the wheelchair division

rip

welp

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is that illegal? it looked illegal.

These announcers were such god damn cazzies I'm glad they got told to shut the fuck up by based Andrade

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What the fuck. Rose was piecing that hue apart.

white "men" this insecure

>The loser was winning until the lost

How many main events do we have like this?
The sentence seems to fit every single main event that ever happens

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HEEM ILLEGALLY

Fedor v Randleman-esque

WEBUMS WHERE

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Should be.

STAY MAD HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA

God, this really should be illegal. Awful to watch.

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yes it is, it's just a rule that isn't enforced

What's next for Rose's career?

Sexy Peruvian mommy

A man of patrician taste

fucking ref

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Jesus fucking Christ

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rose fucked a nigger?

I felt bad for Brazil tonight so im ok with this

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Based

>saves the card

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Reminder Askren was knocked out much worse than Rose

>that fluke

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rose was winning until she lost so she wins story of the fight

not nunes, lmoa

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kek

>Thank you for keep title warm, Jessica

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Fucking piece of shit HUE has 0 skill, only has brute strength, story of a fucking brazilian's life

Illegal move

This is the most American thing I’ve read on this website. Neck yourself you soulless suit

KNOCKED THAT BITCH OUT COOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDD I'm glad that meme is over

>The only Brazilian with enough cahones to pull a win out of their asses was a 5'1" dyke who won via gravity
Fun night tho

Rose was looking so good too. Damn, fucking animal dyke strength

Was rooting for Rose but that slam wasn't illegal. Rose was attacking with a submission, it's on her to bail on it.

Lads I was just about to post that Andrade is fighting like a complete brainlet because she's not shooting at all and seems so in love with her hands she's just running in a straight line

Then she shoots and just slams her on her head I mean shiiiiiiit she just bulldozed her.

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ROSE STATUS ..... FLUSHED

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Yeah except Fedor won that fight so actually not really at all

Brings back memories of Fedor. Except Fedor wasn't a can and came back and won

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Slammed her so hard my stream fell apart after

DOMINIC CRUZ' CAREER IS FUCKING OVER IF HE DOESNT FIGHT AGAIN

executed

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The one time I root for a Brazilian dyke she does this.

Andrade is absolutely based.

>A WMMA fight redeems Brazil
Shame on you filthy animals.

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how the fuck was that not illegal

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Reddit and SJWs are all saying this should be illegal, why?

What the fuck

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shame the new champ fucking sucks

>i-is that illegal!?,

That's not spiking someone you fucking retards

Nice to see Schizo Rose get what has long been coming to her. Joanna champion soon, boys.

Does that mean she has a chance again?

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how the fuck is boxing real nigga just pick your opponent up lmao just drop them on their head

PAPER FUCKING CHAMP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT EVEN HAS THE SHITTY BELT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Look on the bright side, at least brazil wont riot tonight

the throw not the result you mong

beta

>WMMA
>No Longer a meme?
>more at 6

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*ahem*

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Le Thug Rose am I rite?

>paper bagging this

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PARALYZED.COM

lmaoo rose the bully

Andrade saves WMMA

KO with a slam. Noice

Not illegal, brainlets. It’s illegal to spike a fighter on their head. That’s not what happened, Andrade went for a perfectly legal slam, Rose put herself in that position by grabbing the arm. Not Andrade’s fault.

Fucking retarded cazzies in /heem/ these days...

BODIED

that was a fluke win. she was getting pieced up and will get HEEM'd in a rematch.

so lame

>McGregor-esque in her tossing technique Joe

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I thought her neck was broken.

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Cringe

15) FOULS:
A) The following acts constitute fouls in a contest or exhibition of mixed martial arts
and may result in penalties, at the discretion of the referee, if committed:
29) Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck

ALDO CURSED ROSE'S BELT
>ALDO CURSED ROSE'S BELT
ALDO CURSED ROSE'S BELT
>ALDO CURSED ROSE'S BELT

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Aldo cursed the fucking belt
fuck you hues

Andrade will test positive for epo

Who are those other women in Andrade's corner? Does she have a harem of lesbos?

That fat eskimo man crying lol

It's illegal to purposely throw your opponent on their head/snake. (iirc the word "spike" is in the rules - maybe not?) It's not illegal however for the opponent to fall on their head/neck during a legal throw.

Noooooo.

1-10 how likely that andrade will give positive sample?

I'd say 7

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>Yeah so you see, Andrade can't slam Rose here

You're a good lad Cruz but that was horribly timed

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She could break her neck user! It's dangerous.

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she's so small

APOLOGISE

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O_O

fire ass post, doggy

>finally get to see Rose getting BTFO

Feels good. Hope this ruins her.

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Good refereeing by mark goddard

Oh god
Oh fuck

I need slowmo slam webm bros !!!

Favela rules in play

>all these seething rosecucks itt
L M F A O

ANOTHER BRAZILIAN DYKE CHAMP

GET THE FUCK IN BOYS

Idk. Some refs have said if a slam isn't just a vetical on the head slam it's legal. If it has some arc, it's legal. Still, that looked bad.

Dana already peaced out on this shithole

joana champ would piece this dyke up

WTF I love WMMA now!

JESSICA ANDRADE VS AMANDA NUNEZ
JESSICA ANDRADE VS AMANDA NUNEZ
JESSICA ANDRADE VS AMANDA NUNEZ

Rose : FLUSHED
Aldo : RETIRED
Silva : PERMANENTLY DISABLED

In many ways it's exactly the same

ROSE WINS THE REMATCH

REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING BULLSHIT ROSE IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS HANDSOME DYKE WTF

my fucking heart

I was worried about poor Rose, I landed on my neck when I was 5, and it fucked my up for almost 10 years until I found an actual corrective chiropractor

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Kek

Joanna's new tits look great

Ah lads. Fuck sake

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I feel so gutted. Rose was winning and Jess looked like amateur.

But nooo just lift your opponent to win.

Kek it was the second round get over it Rose was a brainlet

This.

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>all of heems girls have gotten BTFO
based

JJ Vs Andrade Rematch?

HEY BUDDY. IM ON THE FRIDGE. I GOT IT RIGHT. ACKNOWLEDGE MY GREATNESS.

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Juicy little slut

You could paralyze or kill your opponent. This is some PRIDE dark ages shit.

God can’t wait for Tatiana and Araujo to flush all these bums into the shitter

SHE JUST CALLED IT A PILEDRIVER LOL
>THAT'S MY NICKNAME
ILLEGAL MOVE ILLEGAL MOVE

why are there so many trannys in brazil

FILTHY ANIMALS

I'd be worried about Rose dying in the next hour. Fucking crazy that they brought her to the decision.

QUEEN

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Gotta be noods out there right?

BR DYKE MASTER RACE

WHY ARE THEY SO STRONG?

SHE LITERALLY ADMITTED SHE WAS INTENTIONALLY GOING FOR A PILEDRIVER

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kek

post link faggot

How is that not spiking? She clearly dropped her on the back of her head head first.

>Masons
I knew they were everywhere

She just admitted to piledriving her (!)

Don't worry she's going to pop and Rose will get the belt back.

6. Spiking the opponent to the canvas onto the head or neck (pile-driving): A pile driver is considered to be any throw where you control your opponent's body placing his feet towards the sky with his head straight down and then forcibly drive your opponents head into the canvas or flooring material. It should be noted when a fighter is placed into a submission hold by their opponent, if that fighter is capable of elevating their opponent they may bring that opponent down in any fashion they desire because they are not in control of their opponent’s body. The fighter who is attempting the submission can either adjust their position, or let go of their hold before being slammed to the canvas.

>Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck
it wasn't intentional. Rose held on to the arm and that's what caused it.

> six chances for Brazil to win
> the one with the smelly cunt wins

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>dom has such a high fight iq

she landed on the side of her head, not illegal

>i’ve never pile drived in the UFC
hue monkeys is this accurate?

i thought she was dead

PAT BARRY ON SUICIDE WATCH. ROSE DUMPS HIM FOR JUSTIN GAETHJE.

Cruz is such a clown

Rose was slowing down. Her punches werent hurting Andrade as much as the first round. It was only a matter of time.

>getting destroyed
>huuur let me just pick her up and spike her head

dear god please no

never let the cave goblin near a five rounder ever again

Horse meat

this

Because they're faggots. Perfectly legal move and should remain that way.

BUDROSE "BUS" NIGGAPOOPASS FINISHED

Shes fine because she works out and her body is use to injury unlike your simp ass who doesnt do shit and can snap like a twig

Based Joanna about to make strawweight hot again

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>the absolute state of his shitty commentary

juice

Androdge pops
Rose has a failed suicide attempt

Screencap this

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It's not a pile driver you morons.

BAH GOD KING, THE PILEDRIVER

youtu.be/8kZrM_nhxBw?t=47
What happened.

>At the discretion of the referee.

What do they do in that situation?

>I wanna thank my trainer, he is a Stonemason's child

What did jessica mean by this

enjoy
she'll be crucified in the rematch in the USA by the crowd and Rose

>Rose pandering to hues
Sickening desu.

STRIP THIS BITCH SHE ADMITTED AN ILLEGAL MOVE

Queen Champion's comeback begins now

>admits to doing an illegal move

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only top of the head, straight down. also it's not enforced because if you get spiked because you dont let go of something it's your own fault.

>75% of female champions are Brazilian
>75% of female champions are muff divers
>Valentina Shevchenko is the only UFC champion that likes cock (except for Cejudo)

this is haram

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no power

>Namajunas
>"White"

Rose is actually happy that she lost the belt.

Rose is literally glad to have lost.

Rose is such a beta lol

...

6. Spiking the opponent to the canvas onto the head or neck (pile-driving): A pile driver is considered to be any throw where you control your opponent's body placing his feet towards the sky with his head straight down and then forcibly drive your opponents head into the canvas or flooring material. It should be noted when a fighter is placed into a submission hold by their opponent, if that fighter is capable of elevating their opponent they may bring that opponent down in any fashion they desire because they are not in control of their opponent’s body. The fighter who is attempting the submission can either adjust their position, or let go of their hold before being slammed to the canvas.

ILLEGAL

What's the counter to being slammed to death on your bonce?

You are a faggot. It wasnt a spike you retard

Coalburner BTFO.

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I hope so. She looked really bad skillwise. The only thing she had was gorilla strength.

>This is a huge pressure off my shoulders

Rose is such a weak mind

you can not be serious

DC needs to spike Dom

aeeeHOOOOOO

6. Spiking the opponent to the canvas onto the head or neck (pile-driving):
A pile driver is considered to be any throw where you control your opponent's body
placing his feet towards the sky with his head straight down and then forcibly drive your
opponents head into the canvas or flooring material. It should be noted when a fighter is
placed into a submission hold by their opponent, if that fighter is capable of elevating
their opponent they may bring that opponent down in any fashion they desire because
they are not in control of their opponent’s body. The fighter who is attempting the
submission can either adjust their position, or let go of their hold before being slammed
to the canvas.

thug legit finna come back and knock her out

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la rata

I will. I believe this.

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someone photoshop Rose's face on the dolly and Andrade on Gooby

Guys, after going to gym for two years I am proud to say I have muscles like Rose too.

BUST DOWN THOTIANIA

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>forgetting Israel

Randleman executed a textbook suplex, not that sloppy halfassed crap. Also that was the same move that temporarily paralyzed Mark Coleman in practice. Of course Fedor was Fedor so he just executed a simple breakfall, shrugged it off and went on to win with a based kimura. Pure skill. Don't ever compare this womanlet bulldyke to Fedor in my presence again.

she was getting destroyed the difference in striking skills was ridiculous

SMASHED AND SLAMMED

why didnt he win the match?
he deserved the win

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dc giving rose a lecture lel

Jesus Christ rose is a such a beta weak ass redditor

based cruz sperging at cormier

Post source faggot

Based DC calling out Rose as a can

those are nice feet for a fighter they're usually jacked

Rose is broken, Cormier sees it.

Rose feel on her head due to her own actions

Fedor did it. I thought women could do whatever men could?

JUST

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Is there boxing on after this lads?

Cody us such a Chad.

pat is half black
also she just talks and acts like a black because she was raised in a milwaukee ghetto

Rose was doing so fucking good too god damnit lads I fucking hate that roided up little dyke FUCK

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I weigh 326 pounds try to slam me bitch

It will be called a no contest by the Monday

>corrective chiropractor

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>piledriver in mma
is she getting dc'd

crash dummy lookin mfer

immediately shut down the broadcast

Sorry her face looks like its been in Chernobyl

Dom is the biggest fucking faggot of all time

>"When I lost the belt, I cried." - DC

That's just because he's a bitch.

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blessed image lmaooo

3/4 ufc women’s champions now

She was starting to tag Rose, only a brainlet like Cruz would think Andrade wasn't tipping the fight in her favour as it went on. Rose had nothing put patty cake punches on the outside and got exposed as a meek cunt.

>UFC champion

Did you read what you fucking posted, you gigbrainlet? Andrade was in a submission hold, Rose had her arm. 100% not illegal.

source pls

Based and /fit/pilled

*wins the night*

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I missed the main taking a call from my realtor, did Rose get it done?

the dykelet turned her into a silent hill monster

>Dom getting snippy and combative with DC
God fuck off manlet. DC could heem the entire bantamweight division in one night.

Was it illegal or not
Are there any actual non-casudls here?

BASED and sambopilled

His announcing is terrible. He said Canor was trying to gas out Khabib when he was getting beat up under Khabib's stack guard. He was so wrong about rose not being able to be slammed. Cody must have gave him CTE.

give this guy a bellator title shot

give you a funeral and drop you in a grave

That's the only way that dum dum can win. Rose was slipping most of andrades awful punches. Juiced up monkey rage won the fight.

FUCK I MISSED THE ANDERSON FIGHT

POST WEBM'S PLS

no way that is legal. thats how you get a broken neck

Rose had control of the arm, Andrade wasn't in control of Rose's body. Rose could have bailed but she didn't.

Thicc

Holy fucking based

id is what id is

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>It should be noted when a fighter is placed into a submission hold by their opponent, if that fighter is capable of elevating their opponent they may bring that opponent down in any fashion they desire because they are not in control of their opponent’s body. The fighter who is attempting the submission can either adjust their position, or let go of their hold before being slammed to the canvas.
dummy

actually took it like a finna champ son, no screws or anything in my ding-dong diddly neck

I am sure there's at least less than 10% of actual corrective chiropractors around the world tho, anything else are a scam, I actually had to leave Colombia

NEED A WEBM OF THE SLAM FROM THE FIRST ANGLE PLEASE. THE ONE FROM OUTSIDE THE RING

Andrade definitely getting pussy tonight

BOOGEE WOMEEN IS COMING FOR YOU JESSICA

ANDRADE WAS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
SHE WONT EVEN LAST WITH THE FUCKING BELT, SHE FUCKING SUCKS

ROSE WAS FUCKING RAPING HER

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Look at her toes. Brain damage for sure. CTE here we come

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Well, Rose walked out on her own. Wasn't sure that was gonna happen

kek

Dom is too intelligent for MMA.

based PRIDE knowledge user

Rose was holding a kimura dumb dumb

you tell me

Rose is glad she lost the belt kek just more proof she does this shit for her Daddy Pat.

>The guy in the back going "oooh"

Jesus christ
based

>Rose should win even if she loses

have sex you insmells

can andrade lift joanna like that?

>*licks them*

>MVP flushed
>Anderson's leg exploding again
>Rose gets dunked like a goof
>Cruz is salty as fuck about it because he can't even lift his dog without blowing his legs out

Not a bad night I guess, DC looks like he wants to go to bed.

i swear when she was laying face up after the slam, I saw her leg twitch.
such bullshit. That dyke was getting pieced apart.

DC FURIOUS with Dom

Imagine Andrade eating her fat girlfriend's pussy with vicious head movement

the first thing youre taught in judo is to tuck your chin when you fall. generally youll fall on your upper back instead of your head like fedor

Cruz is too emotionally involved and obviously favours fighters who he is friends with.

quick rundown?

B&R

HER HEAD WAS ERASED BROS, SHE GOT FLUSHED, SHE WONT EVER ACHIEVE ORGASM AGAIN

At least she'll be able to get along with Pat.

JJ beats Andrade

damn son dey toasty now

>slamming people on their heads is fine
>kneeing them is not
why are UFC rules so messed up?
pic related

DC looks bloated. And he wants to fight Jones at 205?

Never watching another Hue card

>Weak fights all night
>Aldo doesnt throw once, loses via decision
>Silva loses via an inside leg kick
>Rose just gets picked up and slammed lightly and they stop it

Has there been a worse card in recent memory?

Last worst fight I can think of is Fedor losing to Ryan Bader via the first jab thrown in the fight

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Based

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media.ufc.tv/discover-ufc/Unified_Rules_MMA.pdf

STAY MAD THUG ROSE KEK. Eddie Redpilled everyone on lesbians in MMA you should have seen this coming.

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based

we were trying to get rid of the belt you see

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Worst ppv card of this year?

jessican wont make it past 1 title defence

Nobody in the history of /heem/ has ever been BTFO harder

Absolutely based and rp

>spikes you on your head
not illegal, shouldn’t have put your head there lol
>knees the head of a downed opponent
not illegal, shouldn’t have put your head there lol
>groin shot
not illegal, shouldn’t have put your dick there lol
>eye poke
not illegal, shouldn’t have put your eyes there lol

>again
Anderson's other leg exploded tonight not the one he broke

Rose actually sounded happy to lose the belt. What's wrong with her?

cruz and cormier arguing about what rose meant by pressure when anik insisted it was the belt. cormier said it affects people and it must've been something else she meant, cruz spergs out saying otherwise

I saw the leg twitch too

we can only hope

what a fucking joke getting owned time to do hulk smash

Rose got slammed the same exact way twice?

Lads did Rose gas in the 2nd? She seemed to slow massively and Andrade's pressure was getting to her despite the fact she was piecing her up. She just looked to slow down.

Andrade should have shot earlier though, the KK sheem made her fall too in love with her hands and she just kept trying to bullrush at first. Once she used some grappling she just tossed Rose around

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>Eddie Redpilled everyone on lesbians in MMA you should have seen this coming.
post video

I doubt it. JJs defense is too good.

means penalties are subject to the refs discretion, not whether or not it's a foul dumbass

i dont like mma...its too dangerous...rose almost dead tonight...possible brain dead for sure...i really hope rose retire from this demon spawn sport

are you retarded?

and that's the last we'll see of Rose in the Octagon.

Anik calling Rose out as a mental cripple

Hot take: Andrade is more attractive than Rose.

>right up till she got ktfo she was winning
yeah that's called fighting you retarded casualnigger

They sound like two little girls bickering. Fire them both and let Chael commentate everything

Joanna wouldnt hold onto a kimura like a complete goofball so no

she hates pressure

christ, hope she is fine in the future, not only because she got up she is fine

You want a list? How long do you have?

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DCs upset.

literally ptsd

is there boxing on after the UFC?

lot of pressure to defend the title.

Maybe Rose will grow her hair out now

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post the goofs

She heems Watersports but Tatiana rapes them all

because they are racist and just want the white girl to win.

Cruz is mad salty, look at his little red face. Look at him trying to lecture DC about the pressures of being a champ like the dude didn't win titles in multiple divisions.

kek

Well her strategy to defend takedowns should not have been I am going to let her slam me and hope I am in a good position to get a submission afterwards.

turned it off. What happened

Maybe her trainer/bf will stop screaming at her for a couple of days. Bliss.

Ready for a career ending pregnancy.

FACT :- The Happy Warrior would end Andrade

time for her reign to begin again

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Rose gets hit with leg kicks too much. Joanna won rounds 3 and 4 in their second fight by slowing her down with kicks, Andrade did the same thing. Even by the end of the first Rose wasn't moving the same as she was in the first minutes.

Rose confirmed for:

a) can
b) bum
c) /weakmind/
d) flushed
e) all of the above

THAT MOVE IS ILEGAL IN JIUJITSU
LEGAL ON UFC

Based, I knew she was the real champ all along and now she's back

LOL dana has some explaining to do. oh and look how fast brazilian clear out the stands haha

Mandrade almost killed our girl, Im devastated

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Based

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KHALEESI

c) is a 100% fact

I have that same lint roller.

congrats on the one win for main card

>DC
>win titles

Fuck off Joanna

She should sue Conor for giving her PTSD. Also being groomed from 16 by a pedoBarry doesnt help

Whats with Rose being a bitch? IIRC she got PTSD from the connor bus thing, you think she'd really neck herself?

Rose unironically caused it though, if she wasn't holding onto the arm she'd have rotated and landed on her back. She clung to that kimura because it's all she drilled in training with Pat for 13 months.

Rose wins the rematch

she did. but joanna sprawled

How to contradict yourself and in one statement anymore than this? BRAINLET

She's free to leave Pat Barry now.

Both events were great. I still love you Coker regardless.

Imagine what DC could do to Cruz.

This is the same meme that almost got Askren heemed.

I'll look for it. He basically said they aren't distracted by dudes when they roll and they aren't attached to their man and scared to leave an area to improve their game. I don't remember everything, but he was also hinting at them being mentally tougher. Everyone shot him down of course, but he's right more often than people want to admit.

Requesting a webm of Rose's leg twitching if possible

Thank you

>It should be noted when a fighter is placed into a submission hold by their opponent, if that fighter is capable of elevating their opponent they may bring that opponent down in any fashion they desire because they are not in control of their opponent’s body. The fighter who is attempting the submission can either adjust their position, or let go of their hold before being slammed to the canvas.

You're quoting John McCarthy, but this part isn't actually in the unified rules, it's just something people say. Spikes are illegal, and the unified rules don't give any exceptions for submissions. This is just something McCarthy made up as an excuse to not enforce the rule because he doesn't like the rule and he's an egomaniac.

Cruz is Colombian

>Spiking
>means driven straight down, like a nail or spike
fucking retard

Andrare was gonna keep pushing until she was beat like cerrone by robbie lawler.

Rose doesnt have that KO power as much compared to jessica but she is probably on roids like a lot of brazilians.

Honestly I could care less, im hype for jessica andrare fights. She pushes the pace that a lot of women dont & cant.

Rose will be given an immediate rematch and she will win

Typical cheating brazilian

/weakneck/

I finally won!

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because that white whore got her ass body slam like a rag doll...whites always make excuses when the are losing

What a night of flushing. Andrade, Cannoneir, and lima are all based

Shes very laid back and being UFC Champ is a lot of extra work and attention

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THERE GOEESSS MY HEROOO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES.......

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refs give brasil something to celebrate

post THAT Miesha picture

Rose should become Andrade's comfort girl as punishment for her loss

Rose said losing the belt was a weight off her shoulders, 2X champ DC said that was stupid, 1X champ DC said 2X should be more understanding

damn, eddie is so redpilled

her boyfriend beats her

Dom has a great point

Cruz is somehow worse than Rogan

sorry i cant give a shit about andrade after that shit performance
she got outboxed so hard and dominated for the whole match

expect a new champion in the next ppv

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>tfw no hue lesbian gf to dominate me

Will never be any type of champion until he beats Jones, which he wont

It's okay Stipe, you're getting your undeserved title shot.

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nooooooooooooo the white girl almost lose her life for your entertainment

Should've kicked her in the knee.

She did. Joanna decided to actually utilize her wrestling and get a waistlock and or hooks rather than try going for memey submissions chains in midair like a Rosetard. That way she just rolled with the slam utilizing the momentum against Andrade, scrambling out, all while keeping her chin tucked

Man... I would love to a Rose as a gf. She seems very interesting. The short hair is a turn off, but I would consider

She's slow as hell and a jawlet, Andrade would knock her out in the first minute

Cruz is an autistic beta manlet, of course he takes the womens side

nobody wants to fight in brazil because they are shady as fuck over there. rose taking this fight seemed like she wanted to give up the belt

not on the neck dude

>those are nice feet for a fighter they're usually jacked
What do jacked feet look like?

Rose should definitely work on that neck strength

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Why is her room so fucking messy

>no naked girls
>no mud
i hate wmma

You would be lucky to have sex with a passed out crack whore

she landed on the side of her head. a spike is straight down, landing directly on the crown of the head, a la sapp/nogueira

>The short hair is a turn off, but I would consider
faggot. that's the best part.

what a fuckin awful card

coolest shit was aldana's armbar

this

Just a reminder that based golden era boomers still run /heem/..

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Brazil uses the new unified rules, which John McCarthy helped write, brainlet.

Based Jonesposter

Right there in the ring. New UFC rule.

Would you watch the ultimate surrender post fight show?

I don't like jj but I really hope she gets the title back.

Jess pretty much has no skills apart from lifting using brute strength due to roids.

>pokes Stipe's left eye
>clinch and strike from the right
Learned from JB(ones)J

Impossible, she has had a taste of BMD

Both DC and Dom are total faggots who got BTFO

How the fuck can a fighter look so good and then fucking blow it. wmma man, nothing ever makes sense

Pat would not like that.

>not cumming on her bald head

Someone said "neck exercises"?

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she would?

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Nah. She'd want to fucking drag you to bullshit eco-hippy communes on the weekend.

>holy shit this guy actually watched MMA during the late 90s-early 2000s
These replies

He's legit HW champion. Paper at 205

Would I ever

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>feet towards the sky with his head straight down
are you retarded?

And then she got hold of her and dunked Rose's point fighting ass right on her head. Rose's grappling looked like shit.

ufc.com/unified-rules-mixed-martial-arts

Unified rules say that spiking an opponent to the canvas on their head or neck is illegal. There is no mention of "straight down" or any mention of it being okay if one is going for a submission. It's just a rule that isn't enforced.

yeh it can go wrong when a roided up gorilla slams u on ur head

it dont matter your whore lost and lost very badly

>Not running your hand through her buzzed prickly hair
Cazzie

if you think her room is messy you should see her mirrors

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that fight reminded me ronda rousey and holly holms
god rose looked so fuckign good

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your mom didn't tell you not to stick your dick in crazy?

in any case, spiking has a specific definition. they use that specific word instead of slam or throw for a reason.

>Almost

Anybody gonna watch Glory 65 this Friday?

She already beat Andrade you caz

Rose slowed down but the reason she lost was attacking the arm AGAIN and not bailing on it when Andrade showed that she knew how to slam her from a position that even Dominick Cruz thought was gonna prevent Rose from getting slammed. They probably drilled that defense hard in camp and Rose just instinctively did it even though it had gotten beaten already.

I am still a virgin, but I will get a gf soon enough user...soon. I found a group of chads and I tag along to the bar with them. I learn from them and they introduce me to Stacies

He's 100% right. The only female that really hangs with us at jiu jitsu is a butch lesbian. She has zero quit in her.

Straight girls don't want to go hard on the mats. She does. She will come at me hard even though I'm over 60lbs heavier than her. I am good at not injuring people much lighter than me, but she has never complained about anyone rolling rough with her or anyone using a strength advantage to beat her. She just does her best every single time and tries to learn from her mistakes.

How can straight girls compete? They can't.

I agree, or at least girls shouldn't be fighting.

until she didn't hahahahaha

"The Dominator's" underhook insight might be useful to the average dude for once.

Rose was winning until she lost

She's top shelf white trash, to tap that you either need to be black or have the nicest trailer, you have neither

OWO

Reminder Pat Barry is a pedo

>point fighting

People like you deserve to be murdered.

She looks stronger than Bryan.

didn't know she had nudes. any more?

yep, this is based

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I want to polish her asshole with my tongue

I could see her contest it then they say fuck you then it becomes a drama so they just take it out or actually do ban it

>so you wanna be a fighter

I realize this little shit is perpetually injured/flushed but I'm sick of listening to his little midget temper tantrums in his wee elf voice

Stop having him commentate fights, please, for the love of god

I don't need angry elf explaining what so and so "should've done" like fucking Tony Romo on NFL Monday Night, nigga if you were as smart as you think you are you'd have a ring, in Cruz case he'd still be Champ.

Quiet the fuck up lil nigga.

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People who think people deserve to be murdered over Yea Forums posts deserve to be murdered.

What brand of autism is this?

who is this woman

you can tell she likes to get punched in her fart box by the way her room is messy

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Damaged goods got heemed like a kid fighting her older brother, cope harder krautcuck.

>breaks other people's necks
>it is legal
err.

yes do you want full mieshas tate? there all there she mogs bryan hard

it says spiking because spiking isn't the same thing as throwing or slamming.

Joanna always looked like a WoWs ghoul to me idk why

prime fedor would heem andrade

better than fucking
WRASTLING every 3 seconds
DC and the manlet need to both fuck off

BASED

bro it wasnt even close

I'll say. One of the best nudies ever released in the fappening. A closeup shot of her beautiful innie pussy peeking out of a pair of panties.

It really doesnt make sense, does it? You'd think "The worldwide leader in sports" would know what good commentary sounds like. It's not like he's new and theyre giving him a chance, he's been doing this for years.

That one time she lost and started crying in frustration. Awoken fetishes I didn't even no I had.

He also told Aaron Pico to use his wrestling and not try to knock everyone out when he met him. He told the story in the fight companion right before they all watched Pico get knocked the fuck out for trying to swang n bang. He said the thing about lesbian mma fighters in another fight companion I think, but I don't remember which. Joe Rogans podcast usually sucks, but if Eddie is on it it's worth watching.

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a) she beat the most dominant FLW champ in Joanna twice and was piecing up Andrade hard
b)see above
c)hard to argue against considering her past and what she said in the post fight interview
d)only if her heart is no longer in fighting but I think she'll be back

New thread

Fucking 16 year olds is legal you dumb chimp.

white girls are very weak just look at ronda now rose...white girls need to still in the kitchen making sammich

yes

based

rough, calloused skin around the edges, a lot of times the toes even look deformed

Damn. Based and Redpilled.

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IT IS ALL OVER
>for you

I used to like the the bickering between the two DC's, but now I feel they should split them up, Cormier gets more loose with Rogan, and it's fun to listen to Cruz belittle Rogan, o they should only pair them with him.

am i supposed to get mad at this bait?

Seconded

kek

>ufc.com/unified-rules-mixed-martial-arts
>where you control your opponent's body

Andrade had no control the second she flipped her off her shoulders, the only reason Rose didn't land on her back like last time was because of her holding onto Andrade's upper arm. I also assume you just stopped reading after that and ignored the part about being able to slam an opponent how you choose if they're holding onto a submission, which Rose was.

Then keep him, but add a second audio channel with rogan and goldie telling you how got stunned, now technical info at all so you're not left feeling inferior

sorry jacked as in "jacked up" not muscular I see what you meant

okay m8

Don't worry,
she will easily win a rematch
but for now, i'm happy as fuck with the outcome

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cruz's technical info is so obvious though its not insightful its basically just "see if you werent an idiot here you wouldve won, hoo hoo hee hee, arent I smart everyone?"

Flukiest title win ever and there isnt a close second.

Reminder that Cruz got outsmarted in the octagon by Cody Garbrandt.

This is why it's infuriating watching the mush mouth hack with his passive agressive digs at Edgy Brah every episode.
The Brah is vibrating into the heem'th dimension with his big brained MMA takes..

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I'm building a bjj dummy because I'm retarded. Anyone else used one before?

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>It should be noted when a fighter is placed into a submission hold by their opponent, if that fighter is capable of elevating their opponent they may bring that opponent down in any fashion they desire because they are not in control of their opponent’s body. The fighter who is attempting the submission can either adjust their position, or let go of their hold beforebeing slammed to the canvas.
Read the full rules. By going for the kimura, Rose gave herself up and it's no longer a foul.
abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unified_rules_fouls_rev0816.pdf

It wasnt a submission. It qas a double wrist lock. Its legal in amateur wrestling which bans submissions therefore, its not a submission. She easnt cranking it which would turn it into a submission.

Oh look, I can be an obnoxious faggot too.

wtf my dude

>bjj dummy
you'll end up fucking it anyway, let's not kid ourselves

True, I don't want my $60 bucks to go to waste when I'm a purple belt

well, in here
the "stonemason" as translated by the translator,
is often seen as someone who works too hard and gets very little in return financially

it's one of the lowest rated professions,
and these people are seen as losers who could not do anything that requires "actual skill" instead of pure strength.

TLDR
basically, stonemasons here have some life struggles and she praised her trainer for outcoming a tough upbringing.

by the way, her trainer is a complete morom

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>morom

Whole match? 1.5 rounds lmao

but you are mad, i can tell

double wrist lock is literally just another name for kimura. the fact that it isn't being cranked doesnt change anything. it's only legal in wrestling if you dont crank it (and that happens sometimes anyways).

except Joanna i think.

oh look the racist and classist faggot slagging off working people again. when you get mugged and beaten you will have deserved it :)

> our girl
nigga its just you and your small percentage

:)

>smelly cunt
How is that not Brazilian?