UFC 237 [LIVE] on ESPN+ Paper View Gamethread #5

Filler fight in UFC, what's happening Bellator? edition

>Next
Rose Namajunas vs. Jessica Andrade
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
Jose Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski

>Now
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli

>Previously
Irene Aldana def. Bethe Correia via submission (armbar) (R3, 3:24)
Ryan Spann def. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira via first-round KO (2:07)
Thiago Moises def. Kurt Holobaugh via unanimous decision (30-26 x2, 30-27)
Warlley Alves def. Sergio Moraes via third-round KO (4:13)
Clay Guida def. B.J. Penn via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 29-27)
Luana Carolina def. Priscila Cachoeira via unanimous decision (30-26 x2, 29-27)
Raoni Barcelos def. Carlos Huachin via second-round TKO (4:49)
Viviane Araujo def. Talita Fernando via third-round KO (0:48)

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MVP JUST GOT FUCKING DOMED. HOOOOLY FUUUUUUCK

Someone post webm, was watching the Alves fight

STARR-POLEE

Commentary is abyssal tonight.

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feels so good te see that meme get fucking slept hahaha

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kek UFc btfo, this card is fucking shit, im watching smellator

HEEM SLEEPY

based lima

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webm pls

Tutorial’s over, MVP. Welcome to the real game.

>Bellator have held an entire tournament and the end result might literally just be Rory vs Lima 2

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MEMEVP IS FUCKING FINISHED

>Brazil not gonna win another fight tonight.

yea

MVP just got heemed the fuck out

i invented toilet paper

lol I got worried when MVP wobbled Lima but then Lima got in that sneaky trip and straight CTE'd him

Wew that MVP heem
Kicked and clipped

yes

Imagine not watching that MVP knockout right now

he got leg licked and uppeructted

Toilet MVP. Nah, just doesn't sound right.

it was awesome lima was rocked MVP got into his dumb stance leaped into a flying jab got his leg taken out from under him then when he was getting up lima tagged him on the chin

Not really. He ate a huge leg kick and tripped then got clipped as he was standing up. He WAS throwing his usual memeshit but Lima was patient and didn't dive in like a monkey.

Lima just kicked his pencil legs

mfw MVP heemed

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What a shame, lellator only hype train completely and irreversibly derailed

where da webm

No. Got hit with calf-kick and fell. Got fucking heemed when he was getting up.

Lima just destroyed MVP holy shit

more like MV Peepee (trademarked)

nothing to be proud of

MVPee got flushed.

>fiddy cen

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lol and now rory is retiring maybe and they flushed all there prospects

lima doesn't look very happy i wonder whats bothering him

>i picked alves

douglas lima is an israelite

I invented MVpoo

Thank you /heem/, I almost missed the MVP/Lima fight.
Didn't even know it was on but quickly put up a stream after reading the threads.

Best fight of the night so far too.

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>lima tagged him on the chin
and then hammer fisted his knocked out ass, twice

I always thought Jon Jones, Israel Adesanya and MVP were the same person (not a racist)

D-E-D

please tell me alves is winning the ufc fight

I’m going to need to see the paperwork

Holy flushed

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i literally just invented that

LMAO

stupid frick

>the fucking shoulders going back

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Pretty much, started doing his meme stance and tried a flying knee, got his leg kicked from under him and then just tried to stand up totally unprotected like Lima wasn't going to try and take his head off.

He just murdered a man. He’s worried about going to prison.

that's what he gets for trying to do meme shit

nah, brazil getting heemed tonight

Based Webm Ausbro delivering us from evil

truly a ghetto heem

basef bellator

alves loses the decision

Looks like our picks are flushed tripfag

He is losing but realistically with hue judges it's 1-1

I really hope Starapoli wins. Dom has just been shitting on him all fight talking about 'muh fundamentals' and he's been styling on Alvez

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Those two hammerfists afterwards are for everytime people said MVP was good and not can crusher who belongs on the regionals.

They’re not?!

its right here
*pisses on your face*

Beat it dork.

I TOLD HIM HIS LITTLE GIRL LEGS WOULD BE HIS UNDOING

I TOLD HIM

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karatetoddlers BTFO

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except Lima

destroyed

LMFAO

thats way worse than I thought it would be jesus christ how embarrassing

LETS BANG BRO

Th-thats not paperwork

>brazilians cheering the td
fake fucks

>only person in family with a job
>dad just drinks and doesnt work
>mum doesnt work and chain smokes
>bro just got out of jail and is back home
>waited for today all week
>bought a bbq chicken and hid it in the fridge
>bought some soft drink as well
>tfw my bro and his mates took it this morning
Ill get out of this shithole one day brehs

Did he shrug after Lima cracked his chin?

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I FUGGIN PICKED ALVES

>MVP can beat Adesanya!
>MVP can beat Jones!
>MVP can beat Prime Silva!

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reminder that Lima beat Rory but the judges gifted the belt to Rory.

this is why your country needs guns

MVP? More like MSLEEPEE

mvp is not gonna be the same anymore

Hang in there m8

Volkanovski is turbo roided out he's going to knock Aldo into the shadow realm I'm afraid.

>dec in Brazil
He'll still win lol

thats a tough one bee

>Karate betas getting btfo by Muay Thai Chads
what's new fellas...

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Fuck sorry to hear that lad, bbq chiken and some fites sounds pretty good

>tfw my bro and his mates took it this morning
nothing wrong with that, i do that all the time. Just make him go get you another one, your life sounds pretty good, no expectations and the sky is the limit

MVP is going to end up in every "when taunting goes wrong" MMA compilation for the rest of time. kek

Imagine turning the lights off on a IQ-70 homo erectus

>no ko from thiago alves
he lost

brazilian crowd is fucking terrible

thats fucked man everything will turn around

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Bros, do I watch Chandler/Pitbull or Aldo/Volkanovski?

Not gonna happen sport

You sound Iike a good bro gl man

heem your brother

Anderson hasn't legitimately won a fight in 7 years. BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in 10 years.

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Maybe stop sympathy blogging and go make something of yourself ffs

holy fug

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PLS CORRUPT JUDGES SAVE MY PICKS

not your blog faggot

Sounds like the day-to-day life found in our own Maritimes, user. Perhaps we are all more similar than our flags would suggest.

Cringe

Based small leg poster

if you have a job move out

is picks user here?

They've protected Rory every chance they can in Bellator, thank fuck for based Mousasi just murdering him.

This starpoli pasta nigga ain’t too bad

He beat nick

Can Aldo or Silva save Brazil from forever being BTFO from this card?

Looking good m8

co-HEEMxist

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Judges will give it to Alves despite losing all 3 matches.

i cant believe michael venom page is fucking dead

2-1 staropoli
easy work

I think the judges will rob me of being 2-0 you've gotta heem Alves in Brazil to win, fucking biased vineswingers.

>2017
>7 years

Literally their only name.

this pls

move out asap brother

Alves 30 - 28 Spinny Guy

Good fight desu

UD staropoli

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White Argentinian destroying another hue can. Based.

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30-27 alves, ez

Lads should I keep the Bellator stream up for Chandler or just pay attention to UFC now? It's Aldo time

we are all HEEM

and thats a good thing

he's fighting a washed up, usada'd has been

YEA
hes okay but

there is nothing wrong with going to jail

Thiago unanimous, just watch

>HEEM TRIPPY
KEK

>he made him bleed
thiago won

>Not watching both

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This. All the other huemonkeys already got btfo. They don't want to start a riot.

>bro gets out of jail
>steals your chicken and sodas
call the cops and send him back. easy.

He even gets heemed like a snake

no way alves wins this

Is starpoli about to get brazil'd? I think he won but was close enough for them to rob him on decision.

we got you bro, you can get thru this

In Brazil, Alves wins

Anywhere else, Staropoli wins

>TWC
no thanks

HUE JUDGES SAVE MY PICKS PLEASE

They need to go all in on Bader, he's undefeated in the org and won 2 belts, plus he heemed Fedor with like his first punch. He's much better than he was when he fought in the UFC.

Also lol at Alves thinking he won that fight.

not a chance, even in brazil

rip pickem

In many ways Alves won that fight

non-hue judges today or what ?
based

HEEM BTFO
CRUZ BTFO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lending you my energy.

29-28 Thiago

ALDO PLS DON'T DIE
>ALDO PLS DON'T DIE
ALDO PLS DON'T DIE
>ALDO PLS DON'T DIE

>BRZAIL BTFO AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

An actual legit decision, legit shocked

You have failed me brazilian judges

Starrypoley looked shocked that he won

Stop living with your abbo tier family.

Please corrupt judges save my picks

FUGG

Just HEEM my picks fuck

OH SHIT THEY ACTUALLY WEREN'T TOO CORRUPT THIS TIME
judges from somewhere else?

call us cheaters now, CUNTS

there goes my picks

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CAN I HAVE THAT TOWEL SIR

>CAN I GET THAT TOWEL

Fuck!

They're saving the bullshit decisions for the next three fights

post updated picks

>brazil
JUST

welp time to turn ufc off

Aguante Laureano vieja no me importa nada

Based, 0/2 on my picks so far, on track for 0/5

>can i get a towel s-sir p-please
LMAO what a fag

>pepe

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He's in Brazil

the virgin karate vs the chad muay thai

how the fuck did he lose that?

>brazil

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Maybe they picked the Argie on /heem/?

>argentinian is actually white
Woah, based. Juemonkeys on suicide watch

DONT FUCKING DO IT

BRAZIL LOSING MONEY LOL

White trash crowds in flyover US states are better than the crowds in Brazil.

He was expecting to get mogged by monkey judges, but not even they could deny his dominant performance.

Can't wait to see the terrible buy rate for this card.

Female headliners? FUCK YOU!

>based argentine lives here
one of US

I would but my parents would probably be homeless, legit pay most of the rent (washing dishes for 15 an hour)
Try and train but its hard to keep the food up on fuck all money, even eat leftovers at work when the boss isnt looking.
My bro is going to break bail soon, always does.
Got some workmates who are keen to move out, just saving for that at the moment

I'm sorry for your loss, user.

Brazil really went to shit after USADA
Silva gets heemed tonight

Brazilians sodomized tonight.

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aldo finna get dabbed on

You may only reply to this if you're 2-0

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Judges confirmed picking Staropli on heem

Finally time for the good fights lads

Literally the only highlight tonight so far has been the MVP heem.

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>Hues losing every single fight in their big Hue card

Didn't this happen last time? Where every single Hue lost, and I mean every single one.

Somebody made a Webm of it. Post it lads.

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is that supposed to be surprising?

All picks have heemed

you just know anik's handshake is weak as fuk

>picks flushed
>brazil getting cucked

Its a bittersweet feeling

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Imagine if Aldo and Silva lose too

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ALDO CONFIRMED GETTING HEEMED

He's white, can't be one of you.

0-2 what are you gonna do about it

Will Jose redeem Brazew or does he get chinned yet again?

coolest monkey in the jungle

Aldo is losing this, isn't he?

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>People picked Alves

Fuckin GOOFS

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brazilian judges have maybe turned a page

GOT FUCKING LEG KICKED HORIZONTAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>best part of UFC card is bellator
Kek

Is this how Santos heems Jones?

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>ACESTREAM DOWN

pls no

hes the only hue I have winning

rate

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what the fuck did they mean by this

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t. muhammed al budami

cam on based volkanovski take his fackin ead off

Now my picks are gone my only consolation will be complete hue embarrassment.

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Please don’t tell me any of you guys are picking Volkanovski unironically

missed the prelims, need the KO

WHAT THE FUCK?

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REEEEEEEE IT'S A PPV I'M HERE TO WATCH FIGHTS WHY ARE YOU STILL PADDING TIME

youtube.com/watch?v=emYnT8HyZpc

This is what Portuguese sounds like to English speakers

>ronda rousey interview
BASED MUTE BUTTON

>stream poorfags missing out on quality megan time
Hahaha

HONDA

>baby interview
Just heem me already lads

wtf is this woman gossip shit

"white trash" as you call them are the most based people on earth. They know how to have a good time and appreciate fighters throwing down to entertain them.

@92705889
REEEEEEE

In many ways Ronda being inseminated is better than being the Champion

HEY UFC NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HER ANYMORE DESU WITH YOU

>Honda in 2019

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Jesus. I didn't know how much I didn't miss Ronda

Only way that could've been better would be if he punched him while he was still in the air. I guess MVP can go back to throwing pokeballs at pale pasty cans now.

ronda is cringe af

Ronda's a weirdo farmer now

Let's go Aldo!

No

>ronda doing anything related to ufc in 2019
but fucking why?

Ronda is beautiful still

Ronda GTFO

thats actually wholesome

Why are black people white on the bottom of their feet?

Bros.... My stream......

I want a public apology from Rogaine for hyping this can for 3 to 4 years.
the exposure of this absolute bum has me at half mast

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There is literally no way that Aldo is losing this. It will not happen. I will post my dick and timestamp is Aldo loses to this hypejob.

>teasing a ronda interview on youtube
lmao what even is this

Shut the fuck up pirate streamer, you are a virgin

llmao

>female filler
the absolute state of the UFC. the mouse ruins everything

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Why

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What's this?
Plz plz explain

The interaction between her and Olivi was so forced it was cringy

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

MVP BTFO

WHERE ARE YOU?

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>it's... beautiful

WWE makes people attractive m8

Whiter than you, Jose.

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Ronda with the JUST haircut

PATRICIOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yup. Rose's belt didn't give him any energy

time for Aldo to deny another contender

>tfw my internet IS SHIT

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Fuck that dumb Brazilian bitch

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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The champ and the future champ

Bader’s still shit, he’s just fighting absolute cans.

>picking anyone unironically
cringe

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Why are they promoting this weak minded cunt? Couldn't take losing so had to go where she'd know ahead of time if she was supposed to win or lose.

MAINEVENT TIME

PISS OFF DANA I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT

Chandler looked kinda rough last time out, I think he might be ready to be taken

>Megan and Ronda talk about absolutely nothing for 30 minutes straight
Wow, ESPN+ is really worth the money!

well, if you guys say so... the other guy seems strong though

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guys i'm having that feeling again
the same feeling I got before both Aldo x Holloway fights

noooooooooooooooooo

they am have become pad, destroyer of cards

>picked Volkanovski so I won't be super sad if Aldo loses
>if Aldo wins I won't be sad about my picks getting heemed

I feel like an upset is coming somewhere on this card.....

Why are brazilians so retarded bros?

should I play apex legends or watch this shit card?

Heeminder this is the people's main event

He was lucky last two times. Aldo gets perma flushed today

rose memeing on bum andrade will technically be an upset

This

Bader loses to Jones, DC, Stipe, and Ngannou

That Ronda piece was extremly powerful

Is this based WOG going to bring it home?

People evolved to have darker skin as a form of sun protection which is not necessary on the palms or soles

Brazilians are sound lads, maybe not great intellectuals but they are good people ime

Brazil losing from here on out would probably be the best. Get swept on the main lol.

>Alexander threatening everyone
Oh fuck

>Aldo x Holloway
>x
Are they going to have sex?

UPDATE

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Apex is old news.
It's all about Mahjong Soul now.

im glad they had a closeup of stephens' bitch face as he got tko'd

fuck off or else

seeing aldo do that gay dance makes me want him to not only lose but also die in the process

fuck off they make these threads special

Only Aldo, Silva and Rose left, up to you if you care about those fights. Tune in for this one at least

Don't worry, Slavic MMA fighters are a meme
Aldo will be fine

Huge fan of Volk but been ride or die on the Aldo trane since WEC. Let's go Famous Burger!

Everyone has a little bit of good in them

how many takedowns are Aldo going to defend today

my pick: 5

I like SA anons desu

>black people evolved from white people
Get fucked primitive toids.

She's a genuine champion, unlike these other bitches

Savage holy fk

I present to you the sole (SOLE) hypetrain fighter in Bellator that actually lives up to the hype

James Gallagher FLUSHED
MVP FLUSHED
Aaron Pico FLUSHED

THIS is the only non-meme prospect Bellator has

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mvp was doing good until the fluke KO

Nervous for volk, ive met him hes an uber nice guy. Thick asf too for a manlet.

Which has fuck all to do with his marketing in Bellator, are you trying to imply that Rory wouldn't be a flushed turbo can right now if he was still in the UFC?

ABSOLUTELY BASED

YO WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CUNT ??

I want my apology.

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Michael Chandler is about to smash this niqqa

>got theme
S O Y

OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE

ALDO COMING OUT BOIS LETS GOOOO
BEST FW FIGHT OF THE YEAR COMING UP

>heems a 2 year lay off chad
>thinks hes at aldos level
i see a heem in round 2

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Didn't face the same selective pressures.

>game of thrones
lole

Neiman Gracie is pretty good.

>game of drones
hope this redditor gets HEEMed

>game of thrones entrance music
Aldo better kill this motherfucker.

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Will there be riots in the streets of Hueland if all the Brazilians lose???

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>Game of JUST walkout

bad omen

how big of a faggot do you have to be to walk out to this, hope he loses

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKAS, ENOUGH WITH THAT MOMO MEMATOR AND HONDA SHIT. ITS FUCKING ALDO VS VOLKANOVOVSKI!!!!!!!

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This aussie slavshit actually came out to GoT music lmao

>Coming out to game of thrones music
kek

Who the fuck would be intimidated by a bunch of 3rd worlders shouting whoop dere it is?

crackstreams dot com slash mmazz slash 1 slash

>Game of thrones theme starts playing

Aldo please don't gas and get TKO'd

please aldo please

ice poseidon should have trained with him

Lima would have been heemed hadn't he blocked the punch

>GOT walkout
Yeesh

go australia

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>GOT Theme
Alexander lost

>tfw want Brazil to get BTFO but also want Aldo to win

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>Game of Thrones

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Is Patricio Pitbull white enough guys? He looks like me. I used to train at his gym here in Natal.

BRAZILS LAST HOPE!!

please based volvo win this andn btfo this crowd

>game of thrones walkout
DROPPED, Aldo please end him

KING OF RIO

Should be a banger

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why is aldo flushed now?

Cringe, but he will redeem himself by heeming Aldo.

he'll be on some sorta ped
home crowd and too much at stake, dont sweat it

merci beaucoup

rate this walkout song guys
youtube.com/watch?v=PWLG3fvD9K4

KING OF RIO

He’s white enough to mow my lawn

Aldo is a fag. Never learned english, never drew a dime.

If Aldo gets knocked out you'll be able to hear a mouse piss on cotton in the arena

Why so many Alves picks

Is the audio mixing screwed tonight or is it just me?

aldo bout to get heemed bong

so often we see fighters get cracked trying to get back to their feet quickly. it's best to pull guard.

ALDO LOOKS SHOOK

Holy shit this guy just came out to Game of Thrones music

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THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU FUCKS

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i know the pain, bro

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Aldo is based

C O P E

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literally everything ice does turns out to be the incorrect choice
it's like we're living in a sitcom and the entire joke is him fucking up time and time again

lots of salt in here
Aldo's final fight starts now

Brazilian fighters always fuck it up when there is too much pressure

Aldo confirmed heem'd in the 1st

No it's fucked.

Based Arya Volkanovski

aldo in one round

im rock hard lads

>Both my picks lost
>Picked Aldo
Rip Aldo

>comes from the beginning of this thing
Wow Aldo fought in UFC1?
Get fucked Dom

Bigger name.

Brazilians are cool

i believe in our wog nugget

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>t. D&D

Aldo's heavily invested in burgers

Because if there is a brazilian in a fight that more than likely will go to decision in Brazil its always safe to bet on them. Tonight marks the first time in recent history that Brazil actually scored a fight fair.

here we go lads, the real main event

Punished Aldo vs Mendes 2.0

THE PEOPLE'S MAIN EVENT IS HERE

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Rogan get out of this Country

Cringe

>switching from Luke, to Yoel, to Bobby

you're disgusting

Faggots all of you. /nfl/ own you fucks

Nah

>there will be 2 Aussie champs by years end
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

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Ehem. Fuck Aldo

This. Brazilians are based and coxinhas are delicious.

With 8 million illegal Mexicans, why cant Americans pronounce Jose?

Why is the #4 FW wearing champ shorts?

He's the first Featherwright ufc champ, cazzie

>comfy monday watching roided up manlets fight for my entertainment

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I GOT A BONER

>his "sport" has an off season
oh god i cant even select the right schaub reaction image im laughing so hard

Ronda has to look at that when she gets fucked

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If you don't like the show then why'd you recognize the theme music?

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volCANovski is getting FLUSHED and EXPOSED

?
Get a grip, you T*rk rapebaby.

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LMAO chandler

y'all wanna see a deaf body?

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He must have a big dick or something cause Ronda could do way better,

It's Sunday you asshole.

No one said that, it's just a cringe walkout song

jesus fuck chandler can't catch a break lol

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

MICHAEL KEKLER FLUSHED

BASED PITBULL

lol volk even has the same face as the aussie meme man

wtf chandler lost already?

Smart thinking by Aldo here. Can't gas if you don't do anything.

Aldo is getting killed tonight.

made it in time
did i miss anything?

>the wait is here

>heavyweight champ heemed by a 5'5" manlet

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Michael JUSTler just got fucked by the ref.

And I’d have been your dad if I hadn’t pulled out.

Someone please give me a stream?

I turned away for a second and Chandler lost.

>that extra shot to the back of the head after the ref is in between

hahahaha

PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL PITBULL

EEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HHAHAHHAHAHHAH CHANDLER

for the love of god no Aldo/Holloway 3

CHANDLER GOT FUCKED

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ripple mate.

michael flushed

Chandler came in with the GSP HGH-gut and all the momentum and got heemed by a luckpunch. RIP his career.

chandler is bellator's tj

buffstreamz mate.

how are people still not aware.

i got you bro
>pisses in your mouth

bo-ring

>this fucking card

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AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking hate that bitch

Chandler webm anyone?

what the hell was that?

zzzzzzz

Dude, is someone in the crowd slaughtering a rooster? Wtf lol

Hes probably on an EPO as well.

>mothers day is today not next sunday
oh shit I have to call my mum

michael "my adopted black son" chandler is finished

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>coker making me miss that basedboy getting heemed

KEEP IT ON FRIDAYS YOU FAT FUCKER
I HATE THIS

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Think she's got a Brazilian cousin

i already called(fucked) her dont worry

who the fuck is howling

i am desu

>that screaming woman in the crowd
ten thousand keks

wisconsin

Call your mum you asshole.

>post my picks for 2nd time ever
>ruined again because of a brazilian

coincidence?

Holy shit this should be a 5 rounder

10-9 Vol

BASED PITBULL

thanks, user

10-9 Volk

Want Aldo to get heemed now so we can hear that bitch wailing 2bh

Is aldo throwing the fight?

A woman is screaming ALDOOOOOOO non stop

ALDO SHOOK HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU CARIOCAS

>water on dick
Volkanovski is finished

10-9 Aussie

Aldo's balls were just too hot. He'll win this round now.

i agree to both

>wetting your cock and balls
high iq

BRUH ALDO IS DONE

10-7 volk

>highlighting the one shot aldo landed
dont let the judges decide volk

>BJ, Aldo and Anderson will be flushed tonight in exchange for MVP getting fucking rekt
Is it worth it boys?

BASED DICK WASHER ALDO

Aldo made the read, heem incoming

based boys ever vigilant

>cooling down the dick

WHY DID ALSO POUR WATER ON HIS PACKAGE BETWEEN ROUNDS??

dick hydration

fucking hate aussies and their gay accents

"""""""""""""""""iron""""""""""""""""" Michael Chandler?

more like glass michael chandellier

When is this BASED WOG going to teleport behind him and hit him with a cowards punch?

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>based kiwi in volvo's corner
the fight's won lads

TURN OFF YOUR STREAMS YOU THIEVES

Is there a stream link? Haven't seen one posted, not sure if it's against the rules or something

>We will never see Gooby vs Aldo 2

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why does the seagull follow the trawler?

this nigga erect

y nuevo new

Absolutely.

Seething Dana

>aldo lands a jab
>crowd goes wild

Volk is just the real deal.

Absolute cuck stoppage

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oh no aldo is looking shook :((

>this bitch screaming
shut the fuck up favela rat

Aldo is flushed

I LIKE SOME PULP

Vol is going to decision the featherweight GOAT

Aldo 20-16

We are going to see it in ten years when they are both flushed and broke old men as a prelim opener like we saw Penn vs Guida today...

THIEF MUCH BROTHA?

Based Aldo didn't even react.

>Aussie cheating
Colour me surprised.

If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.

I think Dana set this UFC just to bury our 2 brazilian legends already.
Its clear as a day he doenst like brazilians. That bald cokehead fag.

Aldo needs to heem

19-19

Word for word what your mum said.

>Its clear as a day he doenst like brazilians
him and 7 billion others

aldo did absolutely nothing cut him off ufc already

Disgusting sheboon man-monkey is getting destroyed.

based Genki

great timing

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